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  3. 3

    very funny

    craig is NOT gay , just likes to suck cock once in a while

    millions of men just like him

    time to get rid of the old stereotypes, 21st century is here

    and the gay community does not want to claim him

  8. 8

    ATJ,

    I hear the voice of Howard Cosell saying, “Down goes Malkin! Down goes Malkin!”

    I suppose any comment involving the word “yellow” would probably be considered racist at this point.

  10. 10

    Are you fucking idiots surprised the McIver beat the shit out of his wife?

    As a member of a terrorist organization, what the fuck would you expect? What do you think they did at Black Panther meetings? Exchange recipes?

  13. 13

    I don’t know if Larry Craig is gay. It’s hard to tell from his personal bio. He didn’t get married until he was 38, and he’s never had kids, except for stepchildren (his wife’s children from a previous marriage). Thus, there’s no evidence he has ever actually fucked a female human.

    On the other hand, Craig was born into a ranching family, and in his mid-20s returned to the family ranching business after graduating from college and joining the National Guard to avoid the draft during Vietnam. So, it is at least theoretically possible he was romantically involved with horses, cattle, and/or sheep.

    What we do know is that Craig pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges arising from the tawdry activity of gloryholing with strangers in a men’s john at a Minneapolis airport while in transit from D.C. to Idaho. This activity is sexual in nature, involves partners of the same gender, and is both high risk and questionable from the standpoints of presonal hygiene and communicable diseases (the kind that make your dick turn black and fall off).

    Gloryholding with strangers doesn’t prove a man is gay. Craig may merely be a horny pervert who has never been laid by a woman and gets himself off on liver sandwiches most of the time.

    Blecccch!!!

    Whatever the case may be, I’m sure glad this yahoo doesn’t represent ME in the U.S. Senate. And if I see him looking at Mrs. Rabbit, I’m kick his ass.*

    * Just kidding! This is wingnut humor borrowed from Miz Coulter, no royalties paid. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery — so go ahead and revel in it, nazi bitch!

  17. 17

    What, nothing today about how we should vote for Prop. 1 and pay for the road expansions that Quadrant Homes needs so that it doesn’t run afoul of the Growth Management Act and doesn’t have to pay taxes?

    I mean to would be so unfair to make Quadrant pay for the impacts that it causes…

  18. 18

    # 10 — “As a member of a terrorist organization, what the fuck would you expect? What do you think they did at Black Panther meetings? Exchange recipes?”

    Sometimes. They also ran a free daycare center and fed the kids free meals. Nobody can kick pink ass all the time, 24/7.

  19. 19

    # 10 — “As a member of a terrorist organization….”

    Who do you think is more likely to ever ‘terrorize’ you in your lifetime?

    a) a Black Panther

    b) a Shiite militant

    c) a Blackwater thug

  24. 24

    @ 19,23

    As a guy in my 40’s I’d like to apologize about the guy’s mentioned in post #23. We tried to help them. We really did.

  25. 25

    Ah, another thing that somehow keeps the Village People in the national consciousness. But I’ve seen worse. Next time you’re in Reno, stop by the Silver Legacy downtown. In the southeast part of the casino floor, not too far from the Silver Baron Lounge under the Big Machine, there’s a Village People slot machine. I kid you not. The first time I saw it I laughed so hard a security guard came over to investigate.

  27. 27

    Mark the Redneck,

    Hey Markiepoo, when you heard about the Tacoma explosion, did you run home and wrap yourself in plastic sheeting and duct tape?

    Did you hide under your bed?

    Did you soil yourself?

    Fuckin’ chickenshit pussy.

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