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A floating pirate ship shooting pepperoni would look pretty killer if you ask me. Call Sea-Tac.

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  1. 1

    The flying spaghetti monster website is pretty funny. I particulary like the graph of global temperature versus numbers of pirates – with the conclusion that everyone should become a pirate and stop global warming.

    Unfortunately, now that there are REAL pirates off of Somalia – the humor is not nearly as effective.

  2. 2

    Jack Black couldn’t have sung it better. “Noone ever saw,” heh.

    I think a spaghetti monster or two in the hallowed halls of Sea-Tac would honor the spirit of the season.

  3. 3

    #1 correctnotright,

    I believe global temps have dipped in the last couple of years and note the rise of piracy. The graph just needs to be updated.

  4. 4

    couldn’t help but rub the righties noses in this:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....01912.html
    But most important, according to several senior officers and civilian Pentagon officials who would speak about their incoming leader only on the condition of anonymity, is the expectation of renewed respect for the chain of command and greater realism about U.S. military goals and capabilities, which many found lacking during the Bush years.

  5. 5

    Michael you KLOWN–
    The Washington Post couldn’t find ANYONE to go on the record to say that they expected Obama to improve things??
    HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!

    Only anonymous sources?????????

  6. 6

    cynical you KLOWN – the military are not allowed to publicly disrespect their commander in chief – but clearly the top military is NOT happy with the KLOWN in chief that you support.

    Many military people also do not like the torture policy because it puts them more at risk for torture. How can we punish others for torturing when we do it? The whole slippery slope of moral irrelevancy of the Bush admin. has put our military at more risk.

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    the passage of the xmas holiday into law was one of the first economic stimulus packages. “jesus is a philosopher”. now that is creative legislation.

    The whole thing started because Ahern couldn’t stand the tree being called anything else but what he was used to having it called…I thought intollerance and judgment were the tasks of god not humans.

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