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    So far, Elmo is telling the Tesla shareholders to get fucked with their requrests that he put in a regular work day and submit to routine drug testing.

    He’s in a bit of a trap of his own making. The company is doomed. It’s short term future depends on him continuing in place grifting investors. His title as CEO can’t be secured without another huge stock grant. The board has conditions and options. And he can’t really afford to quit and walk away.

    #TeslaTakedown is working

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    Luigi is a hero.

    The Guardian has it today that UnitedHealth was pressuring and or paying nurses and nursing homes to slip DNR’s into patient records so that they would pass away rather than be saved by expensive medical procedures in order to save money for UnitedHealth.

    That’s what’s known in the legal community as murder one.

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    The massive loss of capability that Russia suffered yesterday at Ukraine’s hands is amplified further by the recent leak of over 2 million documents last week providing detailed intelligence exposing Russia’s entire nuclear deterence and defensive capability including precise mapping coordinates of resources (including the aircraft destroyed yesterday) as well as detailed specs of systems, capabilities, and vulnerabilities.

    MAGA-pal Putler is going to no-show again. He’s far too humiliated.

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    For a little bit of foreign aid spending the USA got a disarmed and humiliated Russian military without losing a single enlisted casualty.

    GOP – we can’t give them any more funding. It’s only fair that we let Putin rebuild.

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    Not sure how I feel for any of the victims in Colorado, I mean we all die eventually, amirite? And they’re still living. They should be very very happy.

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    Oh, Donnie. Sorry. You thought those Queens were good when you saw Queen Ace on the flop. So I just checked and matched your raises to ‘stay in’ and waited. You put a lot of faith in you hand pushing in chips and I gotta admit the look on your face when I showed my pocket rockets was so so lovely. That dumb ass bemused look you kept giving when I called each raise. Also very nice.

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    One third of all of Russia’s strategic bomber fleet wiped off the face of the earth overnight.

    Zelensky fucks.

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    I…..oops, I mean WE, are excited to announce my candidacy for congress!!! I will looking to unseat Adam Smith(the closet Republican)

    Details to follow!

    YLB, can I count on your vote, AGAIN!?

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    President Donald Trump is using his love of tariffs to threaten high-profile American companies. Over the past month, Trump has said he’d like to target two specific and very different companies — Apple and Mattel — with tariffs aimed at their key products over comments by their CEOs.

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/02/business/trump-tariffs-apple-iphone-mattel-barbie

    If he goes through with it, lots of words could describe this — attainer, illegal, ultra vires, unconstitutional, abuse of power — but “impeachable” fits, too.

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    @1 Some women are pretty outside, but ugly inside, and that’s why they attract men but can’t keep them.

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    @12 I wonder if Ukraine would slip some military aid to the U.S., if we ask nicely?

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    Oh dumbfuck

    Sung to the tune of a popular 80s movie featuring a boy and Dragon “The ever changing story”

    After insisting those Gaza shootings didn’t happen and accusing Palestinian witnesses and American media sources as lying about it IOF today says their soldiers fire warning shots in the vicinity of the shootings at the food distribution place this weekend and warning shots killed two civilians.

    I’ll leave it to you to figure out how warning shots got fired into people.

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    Though recreational weed is legal in DC, in Federal Facilities it remains illegal to possess and as a blanket rule, outside of maybe Bud Tenders and Record Store employees, smoking while working is frowned upon.

    Those who resisted-like the United States Institute of Peace, a Congressionally-established think-tank-were shut down by brute force. (The institute has since reopened, after a court ruling.
    On re-entering the building, cleaners found marijuana apparently thrown out by
    DOGE staffers.)

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    One third of all of Russia’s strategic bomber fleet wiped off the face of the earth overnight.

    Zelensky fucks.

    Go after the other 2/3.

    China must be loving it too. Lessening a neighboring superpower

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    @17 sounds very manipulative too. He probably wants to Finish Them once and for all along with his brotherhood of white supremists neo-Nazis.

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    @ 18

    @ 18

    … IOF today says their soldiers fire warning shots in the vicinity of the shootings at the food distribution place this weekend and warning shots killed two civilians.

    Let’s see your link. Here’s what CNN reported:

    An Israeli military source said IDF forces did fire warning shots towards suspects approaching their position approximately a kilometer (1,100 yards) away from the aid distribution site in an incident that happened several hours before the site opened.

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/01/middleeast/palestinians-killed-gaza-aid-center-intl-hnk

    According to CNN’s report, your “near” is nearly 2/3 of a mile away, and there is zero mention of warning shots killing anyone.

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    Please enjoy this video of Hamassholes firing on Palestinians trying to obtain food.

    WATCH: Masked gunmen shoot at Gazans seeking humanitarian aid
    According to the IDF, the video, captured earlier in the day, shows men throwing rocks and firing weapons at fellow Palestinians trying to retrieve looted aid packages.

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    @22. Is today the first? Can public statements change in 24 hours? And how far would you be willing to walk for your first meal in a week? I’m guessing it’s over a while. Car centric Americans can’t imagine actually walking 3/4 of a mile for anything. If it’s not handed through the drive-through window it’s not actually food.

    https://www.kuow.org/stories/a-new-gaza-food-distribution-site-erupted-into-chaos-and-violence-this-weekend

    Keep in mind all this is in the context of the IOF Who said “no we didn’t shoot a journalist. Oh wait we shot near journalist. Oh wait no we actually shot near a bunch of cars that had a journalist in it. Ok we shot thenjournalist and her whole family by mistake. Oh that grave that you discovered it was thr journalist but we categorically deny buldozing the cars into the hole. Oh fuck it was recorded cell phone? they recorded it and now there’s video of our soldiers executing the journalist fuck”

    Mot to Mention the many instances of, of course you can bring aid in those trucks on this preplanned route, which we’re they going to open fire on while it’s in route because you told us exactly where it’s going to be and when. That ambulance was clearly carrying a terrorist.

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    Meanwhile,

    CNBC’s Jim Cramer … advised that investors prepare for turbulence …. “This administration is perfectly willing to disappoint the stock market…to advance their agenda, and it’s foolish that you should believe otherwise.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/02/cramer-be-ready-for-disappointment-as-white-house-shapes-market-action.html

    A bigger problem is what the bond market might do if Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” passes the Senate without major changes. Republicans are defending it by lying about its impacts. Bond investors don’t care that they’re lying about Medicaid cuts, but they do care about deficits, and aren’t fooled by the GOP’s funny math. A financial crisis may be just around the corner.

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    According to the IDF

    Fool me once shame on me fool me twice shame on me fool me three times won’t get fooled again fool me four times. Shame on you fool me five times I’ll suck your dick, go on a blog, and say you’re telling the truth.

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    Here’s some video of the peaceful (according to Mike Huckabee) distribution of food in Gaza. Never mind the gunfire or people running for their lives, it was PEACEFUL!!!!!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPojvmhotKA

    For what it’s worth, the only party that has admitted fired shots in the IDF. Hamas hasn’t said they fired shots, but IDF did say they fired shots, although only into the air. Maybe some of their bullets bounced off clouds and came back down and hit the starving civilians lined up for food? Just wondering if that’s possible, is all.

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    “I tore up then terrible Obama deal with Iran nukes we gotta be TOUGH.”

    Narrator: 8 years later

    “I’m putting the Obama deal back in place AND allowing Iran to enrich uranium. Did I make the best deal or what?! Me. I got TOUGH!”

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    MC: Now it gives me great pleasure to introduce the man.., he might not be the brightest tool in the shed but he is a tool nonetheless…, and in more ways than one, if you know what I mean (long laughter and chuckles)… (more long laughter and chuckles later) Heerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeees TACO!🌮

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    Please enjoy this video of Hamassholes firing on Palestinians trying to obtain food.

    WATCH: Masked gunmen shoot at Gazans seeking humanitarian aid
    According to the IDF, the video, captured earlier in the day, shows men throwing rocks and firing weapons at fellow Palestinians trying to retrieve looted aid packages.

    Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that the IDF is so powerful enough to annihilate their opposition yet they can’t provide safe heaven and safe distribution of humanitarian aid.

    And with that said, you mean to tell me Israel can’t go in an govern Gaza with letting Palestinians live in that space while it is called PALESTINE (foe the fun of it’

    Ohh, on another note did you see the video of woman and child running to get water out in the open and then a Bomb is dropped on them?

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    Ukraine out there doing shit NATOHamas can only barely dream of.

    And Israel can’t even provide safe aid and heaven from them. They must really be trying to(rolling my eyes)

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    Ben Carson leading HUD level of incompetence

    WASHINGTON, June 2 (Reuters) – Staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency were left baffled on Monday after the head of the U.S. disaster agency said he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season, according to four sources familiar with the situation.

    I mean, we know he’s not hiring anybody for qualifications but because he liked them on TV or they gave him money but you’re an adult from the United States. This is kind of a “I don’t listen to popular music“

    “but you’re aware a thing called the Beatles existed right?“

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    @33 “the video of woman and child running to get water out in the open and then a Bomb is dropped on them”

    Didn’t you know the Hamas Air Force bombs Gaza?

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    after the head of the U.S. disaster agency said he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season

    Stevie Wonder had the same ailment.

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    CNN poll: 16% of respondents think the Democrats have strong leaders.

    Among Democrats, 32% of respondents think the Democrats have strong leaders.

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    “Sorry but if we let people choose their own gender then what’s next? Something else that’s none of my business and won’t harm me in the slightest? I mean where does it end? “

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    Why did he use a flamethrower and injure 12, one critically, killing none though that could change?

    According to law enforcement on arrest he said, “Because I could not legally get a gun.”

    GOP – ‘SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!’

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    Tonight on Fox News

    ‘Anti-Semitic attack in Colorado is the inevitable result of Ilhan Omar being in Congress. She may as well have lit the flame thrower.”

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    Happening all over the U.S. right now. Confirmed.

    https://edition.cnn.com/2025/02/04/us/ice-impersonators-on-the-rise-arrests-made-as-authorities-issue-national-warning

    Unless and until ICE ERO begin to properly uniform their Secret Police, display valid law enforcement identification, and stop wearing face diapers like highway robbers, all Americans should assume that these roving gangs of highly armed desperados are dangerous and take immediate shelter and summon local law enforcement to protect their communities. Because many of these gangs are just that.

    Do not cooperate. Do not grant entry or access. Call 911 immediately and report an armed home invasion in progress.

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    Ukraine blew up the Kerch
    bridge in occupied Crimea this morning. Claiming it’s another months long mission to plant explosives on an underwater support.

    Russia is saying it’s bullshit and the bridge is fine but local instagramers are posting that it remains closed to traffic.

    Speculation the explosion at 4am cleared out defensive mines and barriers placed by Russian forces and now an underwater drone strike to bring it down is likely.

    The loss of the bridge would cut off Russian troops from resupply or retreat.

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    Boys and their toys…

    Beta males from ICE stormed a southwest airlines flight to kidnap someone at midday in phoenix….decked out in night vision gear.

    They’re like the noobs who show up with trekking poles, a three gallon hydro pack and new Vasque boots to do Little Si.

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    So here’s some fun:

    They won’t know until it hots them.

    If you watched Fox and Friends yesterday as the Senate marks up and prepares to vote on the big beautiful bankruptcy you heard the word Biden 39 tines. Medicaid once.

    But it would be cynical to suggest they want their audience ignorant.

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    The groomed child bride at the podium got a softball today.

    Q: Does the White House have a reaction to the election in South Korea?

    Yes, we do. In Fact. Let me find it for you. (Ruffles file) It should be somewhere in here. (Pause, flip pages) Um. We do not.

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    @50

    It’s worth noting that the right wing parties in South Korea that lost are spending today making statements about theft and voter fraud and stolen elections.

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    In their opening statements to the jury today in MyPillow Crack addict’s latest defamation trial in Denver Colorado, Mike Lindell’s latest team of fayle-attorneys informed the jury that they would not be attempting to prove the truth of any of the defamatory statements made by their client.

    “It’s just words. All Mike Lindell did was talk”.

    Move for summary judgment and proceed to damages.
    Well played.

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    There was never any evidence.

    That’s why it was dubbed The Big Lie.

    But Republicans and indepenDUNCE clownspiracy nuts played along eagerly, knowing it was all a huge (but fun!) lie.
    Including Republicans who post on these comment threads.
    And that is how we got to be a fascist state where federal police break into a Democratic Congress member’s offices and arrest random staff without criminal charges or even probable cause.

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    Stole this joke.

    The Easter egg hunt had corporate sponsors so Panda Express presents Air Force One, We got Orange Chicken.

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    Fresh off a massively unpopular attempt to change Seattle City Council Ethics (failed) requiring council members recuse when voting for items in which they have a direct financial stake, Cathy Moore announces her resignation from the council

    But wait…there’s Moore (get it?)

    This is of course a city election year but by posturing she would run for re-election and then pulling out AFTER the filing deadline, the Council gets to appoint a THIRD unelected council member who will serve until the end of 2026.

    Neat trick for keeping a conservative seat on the conservative council is refusing to have an election, which Moore likely would have lost JUST on the unpopularity of her ethics issue.

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    Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Jonas said that during his presentation last week to around 200 investors in Japan, he began by asking for a show of hands from anyone who owned a significant amount of Tesla stock.

    Not a single hand was raised. He repeated the question, encouraging the audience to speak up in case he had missed anyone. The room remained silent.

    The analyst went on to explain to this room full of 200 of the smartest institutional investors in Japan that Tesla was no longer a car company and it can no longer be judged on the sales of vehicles.
    “Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
    Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan”

    #TeslaTakedown is working

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    Elon Musk on Tuesday tore into the massive tax-and-spending-cut bill backed by President Donald Trump, calling it a “disgusting abomination” that will explode federal budget deficits. “I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore,” Musk wrote in a post on X, his social media site.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/03/musk-trump-budget-bill.html

    Republicans are never right about anything. You should’ve voted Democrat, dumbass.

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    Elon Musk is starting to look like a shriveled up prune @ 53. Drugs will do that to you.

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    @58 I watched a documentary last night about how the far right has taken over Idaho, to the point where some residents are scared, featuring interviews with some of these characters. Typically they’ll say they just want to be left alone, but they drove for hours to “protest” and brandish guns at a gay pride event at a Boise park, which shows they aren’t about “live and let live.”

    America is a big country, with enough room for everybody, but the right doesn’t see it that way. They want a homogenous society that allows only people like them in. To Trump and his allies, nobody else is welcome, and he wants to spend a trillion dollars of your and my money to drive out nonwhites, and take voting and other civic rights away from Democrats.

    This makes a mockery of the idea that the Republican Party is for individual freedom, which always was a myth, but never more so than today. Republicans want to tell other people how to live, and it’s totally cynical, because they try to impose rules they break themselves. Hypocrisy is their hallmark. The people agitating to put the Ten Commandments in our schools are busy breaking as many of them as they can.

    The polygamous Mormons at least mind their own business and stay in their enclaves, and don’t go out of their way to make trouble for others, although they’ve gotten into legal trouble over child exploitation and abuse.

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    Can you be a US Attorney if you get disbarred? Asking for a friend.

    Newark Mayor Ras Baraka has sued Alina Habba for malicious prosecution and false arrest.

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    They want to exterminate people for their religious freedom.

    Jonathan Joss, an actor on “King of the Hill” who voiced John Redcorn, was murdered Sunday, he and his husband have filed numerous reports of harassment and threats.

    Their house was torched in January.

    The details are gruesome. Someone placed their dog’s skull in the mailbox. When it was discovered a neighbor appeared and began screaming insults at them before shooting Joss and fleeing.

    In Jesus’ Name I Murdered the Fag!

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