- Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: The War on Christmas 2022
- Puppet Regime: Zelensky vs Santa Claus
- The Late Show: ♫ “A Very Goldblum Christmas” album is available now ♬
- Parody Project: ♫ O Holy Cow—A Christmas Parody ♬
- Lauren Mayer: Let ’em fight:
- Bad Lip Reading: Joe Biden’s inspirational holiday video
- Roy Zimmerman: ♫ Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa ♬
- Amber Ruffin: ♫ Santa Thinks You Need Therapy ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Marjorie Tater Greene’s advice for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ♬
- The Late Show: “A very cold war Christmas”—A Late Show animated holiday classic:
- The Daily Show: The Daily Show Christmas Movie—A Vote for Love
- The Late Show: A Very Shining Christmas
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Christmas To You! ♬
- Amber Ruffin: ♫ Amber Ruffin performs a special Christmas song ♬
- The Late Show: Precise Advice—Holiday Edition!
- Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Трамп In Jail Rock ♬:
- Amber Ruffin: John Oliver explains how the Brits do Christmas, and we have questions
- Parody Project: ♫ AMBROSE ♬
- Biden delivers Christmas address from White House
- Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Christmas Eve at Mar-a-Lago:
- Mark Fiore: ♫ Little Suzie Newsykins sings All I Want For Christamas ♬
- The Late Show: ♫ Deck the halls with gifts for pets ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Christmas Message ♬
- Parody Project: ♫ PRISON CELLS – Christmas 2022 ♬
Gggeeee Money spews:
HN Disease delivering Christmas Presents too.
https://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/481657/policeman-kills-battered-wife-inside-naga-city-police-station
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Three buses coming from Texas dropped off about 140 recent migrants — including babies and young children — near Vice President Kamala Harris’ residence in Washington, D.C. in historically frigid temperatures on Saturday evening. …
“Madhvi Bahl, an organizer with the Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid Network, confirmed the arrival of the migrants on Saturday to NBC News. Bahl called the stunt ‘awful’ and said that ‘it shows that the cruelty is the point.’ …
“The White House, in a statement, blamed Abbott for the stunt and accused him of having ‘abandoned children on the side of the road in below freezing temperatures on Christmas Eve without coordinating with any Federal or local authorities.’
“‘This was a cruel, dangerous, and shameful stunt,’ Abdullah Hasan, a White House assistant press secretary, said in a statement.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/migrants-texas-harris-house-christmas-eve-rcna63204
It strikes me it also was a criminal stunt. At the very least, child abuse laws were violated. Abbott should be charged with federal crimes and extradited to D.C. for trial.
Gggeeee Money spews:
NYC might be pretty rough but Seattle seems like it does need to be cleaned up a bit. I’m sure it’s beautiful but there does need to be some improvements. What’s up with the corner build with cum stuck to it all?
Ggggggeeee Money! spews:
Man Kills Wife….that’s what I google. I should have trademarked it…these people stole it from me.
“Man kills wife, himself at Colorado Jehovah’s Witnesses hall”
https://democraticunderground.com/10143011824
https://kesq.com/news/ap-national-news/2022/12/25/man-kills-wife-himself-at-colorado-jehovahs-witnesses-hall/
Just another day with the HN Disease. Hetero Neanderthal Disease is big. Bigly ignored as normalized behavior.
I think I really will start to do a blog documenting this disease. It is fascinating – it’s happening every day but hardly on anyone’s radar as far as a sickness and disease. It’s been normalized and not feared or cared about like a little book reading from a drag queen.
Ggggggeeee Money! spews:
@3 oppps that should have been gum….not, you know, what’s always on Bob’s mind, aside from the horse.
CPAC spews:
If you are among the 10,000 homes in the Puget Sound area without power today after domestic terror attacks on power infrastructure be sure and thank a Republican.
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1556007614135148544/mediaviewer
Gggeeee Money spews:
Sounds like the person knew what they were doing. Inside job?
This really isn’t the way to win over people. My guess is that they are heterosexual….just saying.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/tacoma-power-says-2-substations-attacked-christmas-day/
Gggeeee Money spews:
If a Republican tells you that you smell then you better watch it because they probably shit in their pants and haven’t showered.
RedReformed spews:
The usual suspects seem extremely angry this holiday season. I suspect it’s because they have nobody in their life who loves them. They will not be missed once the last check clears.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@9 I respectfully disagree. They don’t know what love is. It’s the rejection they can’t deal with.
Vicious Troll spews:
It wouldn’t be Christmas without a gift and the only gift that isn’t a surprise is something given to YLB, who has lived her entire life grifting for stuff paid for by others.
So this Christmas I give to HA’s dumbest twat a skewed poll.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
7)Plus, Tacoma Power is a PD, not sure if their people are as fast as SCL. Tacoma Power predates SCL by 20 years.
Gggeeee Money spews:
https://thetimeshub.in/red-christmas-man-attacked-cousin-and-niece-with-machetes-another-murdered-his-wife-and-father-shot-son/3892/
“Christmas Eve does not always bring out the best in
people, excessive alcohol consumption and previous quarrels lead to various incidents as happened this Saturday night and early Sunday morning.”RedReformed spews:
@12. You gotta spell out the acronyms at least once, please.
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected. spews:
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.
Gggeeee Money spews:
It’s unfortunate that Trump didn’t die in a plane crash today.
Gggeeee Money spews:
This Hetero Neanderthal needs to be put down. And the girlfriend(s) locked up as accomplices.
This HN Disease isn’t contained to violence against partners, it’s violence to anyone and anybody.
Hmmm, what would Jeffery Dahmer have done. Yeah, you remember him, right. But you forget about the others, conveniently.
https://www.amny.com/police-fire/east-harlem-man-murders-bar-assault/
Roger Rabbit spews:
Kari Lake’s response to Maricopa County’s request for sanctions against her and her attorneys was to smear the judge.
https://www.rawstory.com/kari-lake-deletes-tweet/
It was quickly deleted, no doubt because her attorneys instructed her she wouldn’t have attorneys if it wasn’t.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
13)Public Utility District, Tacoma Power is the current brand name of the oldest such publicly owned Power provider in the state. SCL is Seattle City Light.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Meanwhile, January 6 convictees are basing their appeals on sovcit claims of immunity from rule of law.
https://www.rawstory.com/maga-soveriegn-citizen/
Relatives should plan to continue sending Christmas cookies to prisons.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@13 SCL probably refers to Seattle City Light. Not sure of PD, may mean public utility district (PUD), a common type of electric utility in the Pacific Northwest, where you have much more publicly-owned power than in other parts of the country, primarily because of the region’s extension hydro resources.
Why are you here, kommander kreepshit, shitlord of widbee? spews:
It wouldn’t be Christmas without a gift
and kreepshit’s gift to HA is yet another misogynist bleat bringing it that must closer to “that certain day”…
and..
that after after a slew of bleating bullshit polls leading up to another two years of Moscow Mitch’s hands turning more purple.
kommander kreepshit, shitlord of widbee is the gift that keeps on giving..
it never disappoints..
Gggeeee Money spews:
😂😂😂
Gggeeee Money spews:
😂😂😂
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
If the US, NATO allies, and EU trading partners had done as Republicans argue, and stood aside allowing Russia to seize Ukraine, what would that ultimately cost the US economy?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@24 Whatever the damage from World War 3 adds up to, because Putin had in mind reconstituting the Soviet empire, and if he’d rolled through Ukraine, his next targets would’ve been former Soviet satellite states that now belong to NATO.
Roger Rabbit spews:
If Georgia issues an arrest warrant and extradition request for Trump, he’ll be stuck in Florida, and if a Democrat is elected governor there, he’ll seek asylum in Russia. Good.
We'd be better off with a DEAD Trump spews:
And Rupert Murdoch.
Kosher Bacno spews:
Carl, if Goldy is not using Twitter, why n it delete those last posts he made about not using Twitter? They tend to clog up things.
Adam Fox, fine upstanding Trump Supporter spews:
16 years
16 years
tried to kidnap a gov
got me for 16 years
I know somebody dodgin’ child support for all of his kids
His baby momma car and crib is bigger than he is
https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/27/politics/adam-fox-sentenced-whitmer-kidnapping-plot/index.html
Gggeeee Money spews:
FREEEEEEDDDDDOM!
You are attacking my FREEEEEDDDOMMMM to spew bullshit and lies. You FREEEEEDDDOOOOMMMM FUCKERS!
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/arizona-governor-elect-asks-court-sanction-election-denier-lake-2022-12-26/
We CAN”T have any of that! We need CHAOS and Unruly Neanderthals to go APE(s) Shit!
George Santos spews:
I want to acknowledge that when I said that “I was CEO of a Fortune 500 company” that may have been a slight exaggeration. What I mean to say was that I once ordered a meal at Arby’s.
Gggeeee Money spews:
Right wingers didn’t like protests against Police brutality, so they decided that the way to address it is to stir things up and to take unlawful conduct and create chaos. In other words, they were jealous hypocrites that are a bunch of dumbfucks that don’t know have brains that can compare Apples to Apples. Another definition of Hetero Neanderthal. It is part of the Hetero Neanderthal Disease to want violence through somewhat passive means.
George Santos spews:
I also want to acknowledge that I should have chosen my words more carefully when I claimed that I “worked for Google.” I only worked there… indirectly. OK, I was a pizza guy and delivered an extra cheese pie there once.
Gggeeee Money spews:
Adam @29, you should appeal the sentence on the grounds that you are a Dumbfuck and it was caused by a Disease, Hetero Neanderthal Disease. You should hire a real Doctor, it might set you free.
George Santos spews:
Also, while I do maintain that we all ULTIMATELY come from Africa, I recognize it may have been somewhat misleading to describe myself as “African American.”
Gggeeee Money spews:
You sure? You probably weren’t even a pizza guy, you probably just googled it, so you thought, hey I work there now, not for Google, but the pizza joint. Do you have a badge? Maybe Herschel could help you get one.
Gggeeee Money spews:
It would be a great day today if Trump’s plane or helicopter goes down today, with him in it of course.
George Santos spews:
Also, to clarify the confusion of some individuals in the media, my references to my three seasons in the NBA specifically refer to the three seasons from 2014 to 2016 when I was in an NBA arena,
as an employee,
working a concession stand.
David Duke spews:
@George Santos
We need to recall this guy. He admitted he was Jew-“ish”.
He’s clearly a shifty bastard drinking the blood of babies and plotting to install a zionist government and hoard all the gold. We can’t trust the Heebs at all.
Reno spews:
Liz Cheney came into Congress with a net worth around $7 million. she will leave Congress with an estimated net worth of $46 million.
They go to Congress to do good and end up doing DAMN GOOD – for themselves!
Gggeeee Money spews:
It should be fun to see how far he takes this fake run and the havoc that will ensue! Merry Christmas fo show.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-new-york-magazine-truth-social-olivia-nuzzi-b2251866.html
Gggeeee Money spews:
TSLA $111.00. Almost a 10% drop in one day.
What trash….White Trash stock.
Exceptional Freedom (& Putin) Loving Conman spews:
When’s the damn recession going to happen, God damn it!
I may have to go all Hetero Neanderthal!
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
42,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Our season of joy continues!
$14 per share underwater.
Is that a lot?
Well, it’s certainly a lot more than the premium.
We have all have to face the truth that conservatives are financially incompetent. Trump proves it. Elon proves it. The RNC proves it. That pathetic trolls proves it. He squandered tens of thousands on a moment of arrogant impulse. Now grimly clipping coupons for Fancy Feast is his best option.
The US economy can’t afford conservative stupidity.
Ggggggeeee Money! spews:
Shocker? Why is this a Shocker?
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/12/george-santos-was-funded-russian-oligarch?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitter&utm_content=68937
See Post 43.
Putin and Russians are smart they have everyone of them fucking Repukes in their back pocket. And they put up that Dem Russian lady as a decoy. She’s on the Russian playbook.
This Country is taken over by Putin, while the dumbfucks chase pedophiles in basement Pizza joints.
And Doctor Dumbfuck became a doctor for this shit.
Ggggggeeee Money! spews:
@44 closed at 109.
I say it goes down to $85. Wonder if Bob would take that bet?
Ggggggeeee Money! spews:
@45 proves it too.
They are traitors to this Country. Trump should die in a plane or helicopter crash, as should the other Repukes.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
46,
I say it goes down to $85. Wonder if Bob would take that bet?
I’m sure he already has.
He’s no investor.
And he’s certainly not “the lesser fool”.
He’s a helplessly victimized degenerate gambler caught in death spiral of exponentially increasing risk matched with steeply diminishing returns. We can safely assume he’s already underwater on another option position he took to cover the last failed bet.
He’s probably been in worse shape before and still managed to make the turn. He just has to be willing to tolerate more risk than all the other degenerates.
And he’d like to see someone just like him put in charge of everything.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@40 She married well. If you want to prosper like her, what you need to do is find yourself a soulmate who (A) is a partner at a topflight D.C. law firm, and (B) can stand to be around you.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@46 We need to get a pool going here. A few days ago I said $80. You’ve got the $85 square. Who wants the $90 square? Any takers for the $75 square?
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
50,
Elmo’s got to be facing margin calls on some of his loans.
He flat out lied when he said he wouldn’t be selling anymore TSLA.
And he did it specifically to manipulate stupid, gullible meatheads like that troll. This tells you exactly what Musk thinks of his gushing, panty waist fanboys.