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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 11:5

by Goldy — Sunday, 5/21/17, 6:00 am

Leviticus 11:5
And the rock badger, because it chews the cud but does not part the hoof, is unclean to you.

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  1. 1

    Allah spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 8:57 am

    OK, so no sex with rock badgers. Got it!

    My boy Muhammad liked nine-year-old girls anyway.

  2. 2

    Allah spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 8:58 am

    Not to worry – thighing is still OK.

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 9:12 am

    Naturally you stupid humans are carnivores. You can’t even get food right! Rabbits are vegans. We eat lettuce and carrots. Thanks for growing it for us! We’ll take your lettuce in the stock market, too. You know what they say: A fool and his lettuce are soon parted.

  4. 4

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 10:50 am

    “My boy Muhammad liked nine-year-old girls anyway.”

    Republicans, who are kindred spirits with fundamentalist Islam in so many ways, also like fucking kids. And goats. Really, except for wardrobes, there’s not a dime of difference.

  5. 5

    originalcinner spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 12:24 pm

    Rock badger is a bit more heavy metal than honey badger, but still gives no fucks.

  6. 6

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 5:32 pm

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_hyrax

    For those of you wanting to know more about the rock badger. This is one reason why god has a sense of humor. He just threw it in there or Moses really liked rock badgers. They were easier to deal with than the 12 tribes. Rock badgers no problem., These 12 tribes are like herding rabbits or cats.

  7. 7

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 5:42 pm

    No rock badger recipes, but if you like cat videos (the reason why the internet was invented) you will like this:

    https://parade.com/498253/jonathanhorowitz/the-daily-cute-rock-hyrax/

    I did find the Wisconsin Badger Burger:

    http://www.food.com/recipe/wis.....ger-411984

    Probably best to rename it if serving it at the University of Washington.

    Is there really a controversy over the statue of George Washington there? Is there a statue? So are we going to have to rename Martha, Washington after all she was the real owner of the plantation George just married into it.

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/21/17 at 6:56 pm

    @6 Rabbits are a species, not a tribe. Tribalism is a behavior, not a biological phenomenon. Only you humans are stupid enough to join tribes. In high school they were called “cliques.”

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