HA Bible Study

Isaiah 34:7
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

Discuss.

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  1. 1

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Now, this makes me wonder how common mass food-based poisonings were when shit like this was being written down. It is my understanding that there was a series of Ergot plagues and outbreaks of Animita Muscaria and Psycilocybin that swept across central Europe during the latter part of the 18th century, apparently due to a particularly wet series of summer months and floods happening during the harvest seasons.

    This sort of thing would lead to a lot of strange happenings, and a almost entirely illiterate culture trying to describe the current events of the day would end up with some pretty interesting speculations.

    Ah, the good old days….

  2. 2

    Zotz sez: High tonite. Low tomorrow. Precipitation is expected. spews:

    Mythical (bloody, violent) verse, mythical creatures (also see satyr @verse 14, dragons in chapter 35, verse 7):

    Unicorns, satyrs, and dragons: Oh my!

  3. 4

    Zotz sez: High tonite. Low tomorrow. Precipitation is expected. spews:

    Why do we tolerate anyone who professes this nonsense is the “word of god?”, to be obeyed without question?

    Why aren’t these sequestered somewhere, far away, such that they do not harm themselves or others?

    Why do we subsidize organized delusion with tax breaks?

  4. 5

    God spews:

    Zotz ….

    My word is plain, those who take other words than mine take My name in vain.

    Isaiah is no more Me than Moroni, Gabriel, Luke Skywalker, or Jim Demint.

    On the other hand, think on this … at the time of Isaiah were unicorns any less likely beings than the Douglas Fir or Moby Dick?

    I have no name, but am what I am.

  5. 6

    Somerepublicandullard spews:

    Fat-ass unicorns have never been anything but trouble. I say breakout the pepper spray and hickory sticks and start busting unicon heads!

  6. 7

    Deathfrogg spews:

    @ Zotz

    Yeah, winter break is coming up so Al I have to do in concentrate on the finals. The goddamn pre-calc has been kicking my ass and I’m not doing well with it. I have enough self-inflicted stress going on without trying to reason with the likes of Spuddy or that asshole from Monta-a-a-ana-a-a.

    No, I haven’t been pepper sprayed yet. No, I haven’t camped in a public park. I have math to deal with.

    As I said before, the whole thing about food poisoning is that it often leads to mass hallucinations, which go a long way, (at least for me) to explaining much of what religion maintains as its own philosophical rationale. The writers must have been doing some fucking great shit back in the ol bible days, and you know that starvation is probably the best hallucinogen known to man. Starve a man for a week, and I’ll give you a prophet, starve a whole culture for two or three generations, and I’ll give you Jesus.

    Me, I’d rather smoke dope.

  7. 9

    Partyin' Hard spews:

    The word “unicorn” didn’t appear in the Bible until the King James version. It was used as a translation for the name of an animal called “re’em”, a powerful and untamable animal with a large horn or horns (plural). It’s likely that the “re’em” was some sort of wild ox, and not the mythical horse like animal from European folklore.

  8. 11

    Puddybud spews:

    The goddamn pre-calc has been kicking my ass and I’m not doing well with it.

    HAHAHAHAHA Well that explains DeadToaddy to a “T”. Wait until real calculus appears on his radar! You could ask for help from ylb. He’s a “mental genius midget”!

  9. 12

    Deathfrogg spews:

    @ 11

    If I wanted to hear any shit from you Mr Spuddypud, I’d kick it out of your head. Unlike My rather naive brethren, I won’t take an oath of nonviolence vis-a-vis the Bankers. Every single one of them is a terrorist, and should be lined up against a wall and shot.

    Thats why I don’t attend the protests.

  10. 13

    Puddybud spews:

    If I wanted to hear any shit from you Mr Spuddypud, I’d kick it out of your head

    U and what army? Idle hidden by the internet threats. Apparently U haven’t met me at a DL. I am not a metrosexual like your “friends”.

    Good night sucka!

  11. 14

    Liberal Scientist thinks that concentrated power and wealth should be met with suspicion, not adoration spews:

    Unicorns? Really? Unicorns?

    In the inerrant Word of God ™? Oh, my.

  12. 15

    Liberal Scientist thinks that concentrated power and wealth should be met with suspicion, not adoration spews:

    Partyin’ @9

    That sort of rationale gives the lie to inerrancy, doncha think?

    If there are multiple versions, with different words, depicting different mythical or not-so-mythical beasties, well then, which one is the inerrant Word of God ™?

    Answer: NONE of ‘em!

  13. 17

    proud leftist spews:

    Puddy,
    Friend to friend, I’d suggest you not take on Deathfrogg in any sort of intellectual argument. You haven’t a chance, if you do so, my friend.

  14. 18

    Puddybud spews:

    Proud Leftist:

    What? Can’t you read? Intellectual oh I’m scared! Physical let him attempt it.

    The Toaddy is a total biomass waste. Let him try to “kick” it out of me. Remember I have SHOWN my face five times at DL. Has he? Does anyone know what he “looks” like? Anyone can “hide” behind a screen and throw out threats. Remember the last leftist gas bag leftisstupid was a no-show twice! Even GBS was there and came on HA saying he was a no-show. So let him try.

  15. 21

    Puddybud spews:

    Mental midget @16,

    I don’t watch South Park. Watched part of one episode and turned it off forever. But since you do… what does that say about you?

    DeadToaddy needs pre-calc help. Since you are a mental search genius with the crazed databaze, I figgered you’d be a real pre-calc help to DeadToaddy. You could stalk him now!

    Wait… if DeadToaddy is struggling with the principles how will he “understand” the basics? ylb to the rescue?

    Well maybe not!

  16. 22

    spews:

    21 – LMAO!!! You just insulted your own peeps..

    THEY LOVE THE SHOW! They write Regnery books about it.

    You call them “mental midgets”. I agree!

  17. 26

    Steve spews:

    LMFAO! A self-loathing black loon who bragged, bragged, I say, about having a mere 120 IQ, and who has had conversations with his sockpuppet about his dick, who believes the earth is 6,000 years old, and who believes that Sunday Blue Laws herald the end of the fucking world and that the Pope is the anti-Christ, is calling somebody here a “mental midget”.

    Funny, how he deludes himself into thinking that being a big guy somehow equates to some kind of kick-ass bullshit. I know a guy 5′-4″, probably less than 120 pounds, who could incapacitate the loon using two fingers and then kill him with his thumb, all in less time than it takes to say, “the self-loathing black loon is a stupid fucking mental midget”.

  18. 28

    spews:

    re 26: I used to know thousands of ways to kill people with fingers and toenails, etc….. But I only remember about five. But I know them really well!

    Wanna smoke a joint??

  19. 29

    spews:

    You watch the show

    Never said that I did. Citation???

    It’s too hilarious that you regard fans of the show who “stink right” as “mental midgets”.

    Oh and by the way, you’re lying about watching the show:

    http://horsesass.org/?p=4009#comment-721773

    Gotcha “Mental Midget”! Just like you lied about watching torture porn on 24.

  20. 33

    Puddybud spews:

    @32:

    Nope. When proud leftist asked for a Bible lesson I gave him one. It was so good he was left typeless. No response at all from him.

  21. 34

    Puddybud spews:

    I know a guy 5′-4″, probably less than 120 pounds, who could incapacitate the loon using two fingers and then kill him with his thumb

    So now you are advocating my death? How liberal of you Stupid Solution Steve.

    Yeah both of my sons know the same moves from years in TKD Stupid Solution Steve.