by Goldy, 01/20/2013, 6:00 AM

Exodus 35:2
For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a day of sabbath rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it is to be put to death.


18 Responses to “HA Bible Study”

1. Zotz sez: Well, at least we're supposed to get a day off... spews:

My ass is in a ditch. I need the ass to pull the cart that takes my family to synagog and pull the plow the rest of the week.

Life or death, it’s me or the ass: what a dilemma!

Jesus, God! What a dick!

2. wharfrat spews:

Unless the Seahawks are in the playoffs….maybe next year.

3. Gman spews:

This guys Sports Shop probably opened on Sundays too.

4. God spews:

שֵׁשֶׁת יָמִים יֵעָשֶׂה מְלָאכָה וּבַיּוֹם הַשְּׁבִיעִי שַׁבַּת שַׁבָּתוֹן קֹדֶשׁ לַיהֹוָה כָּל הָעֹשֶׂה מְלָאכָה בְּיוֹם הַשַּׁבָּת מוֹת יוּמָת:
וְשָׁמְרוּ בְנֵי יִשְׂרָאֵל אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת לַעֲשׂוֹת אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת לְדֹרֹתָם בְּרִית עוֹלָם:

Why would you non Jews care? Nothing in here says that you should be put to death for being a scab (משפח)?

You goyem need to remember that Moses was, above all, a labor organizer who came to fame by killing a labor boss!

5. God spews:

And too, remember that the people of Israel left Egypt in a military operation. Of course, your military still enforces My law:

Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair, fired from his command in Afghanistan last May and now facing a court-martial on charges of sodomy, adultery and pornography and more, is just one in a long line of commanders whose careers were ended because of possible sexual misconduct.

6. Gman spews:

@5 Thank You for him being a heterosexual.

7. God spews:

If I had made this choice of sexual choices for him why would I not be responsible for his other choices?

8. God spews:

Here is a quiz for the religous here ..

Do you know what this means:


9. Michael spews:

Lord give us this day and our daily mass shooting?

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A teenage boy fatally shot two adults and three children inside an Albuquerque home, authorities said Sunday.

The boy was arrested and booked on murder and other charges in connection with the shootings Saturday night, Bernalillo County sheriff’s spokesman Aaron Williamson said.

10. Politically Incorrect spews:

“…but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a day of sabbath rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it is to be put to death.”

Man, those are some strict work rules!

11. Politically Incorrect spews:


Here’s something I read in this morning’s paper concerning pedophiles. It’s from an article by Alan Zarambo of the “L.A. Times” concerning how experts now view pedophilia:

“Now, many view it (pedophilia) as a sexual orientation as immutable as heterosexuality or homosexuality.”

So, all you guys who get a stiffy at the playground watching the little children play were just born that way!

To quote Hunter S. Thompson, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

12. MikeBoyScout spews:

The President being sworn in for a 2nd term today, taking the oath on the bible, proves he’s a mooselem, right? Or should we expect some WINGNUT bible-banger to put him to death for violating the sabbath?

13. str8eight spews:

I’m assuming they will be put to death on the day following the Sabbath.

14. doggril spews:

This verse is yet another one that christianists conveniently ignore. Heck, when it comes down to it, any verse they can’t use to point to their perceived superiority or the perceived inferiority of the people they consider their foes is a verse that is eligible for ignoring.

15. Roger Rabbit spews:

I hate this provision. They never should have put it in. Mrs. Rabbit refuses to do any housework from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday. She … oh shit — [crashing noises]

16. correctnotright spews:

Poor Roger just ran into a religious fanatic – and it is Ms. Rabbit :)

17. ArtFart spews:

@12 Then they’d have to snuff Chief Justice Roberts as well.

18. ArtFart spews:

One of the last die-hard holdouts advocating the continuation of Sunday “blue laws” in Washington State was Archbishop Thomas Connelly. My father-in-law knew him personally, and told us old Tom was himself an avid fisherman, and when asked would explain that it was his sincere belief that every working stiff deserved a day off–including bartenders.