Exodus 35:2
For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a day of sabbath rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it is to be put to death.
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My ass is in a ditch. I need the ass to pull the cart that takes my family to synagog and pull the plow the rest of the week.
Life or death, it’s me or the ass: what a dilemma!
Jesus, God! What a dick!
Unless the Seahawks are in the playoffs….maybe next year.
This guys Sports Shop probably opened on Sundays too.
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שֵׁשֶׁת יָמִים יֵעָשֶׂה מְלָאכָה וּבַיּוֹם הַשְּׁבִיעִי שַׁבַּת שַׁבָּתוֹן קֹדֶשׁ לַיהֹוָה כָּל הָעֹשֶׂה מְלָאכָה בְּיוֹם הַשַּׁבָּת מוֹת יוּמָת:
וְשָׁמְרוּ בְנֵי יִשְׂרָאֵל אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת לַעֲשׂוֹת אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת לְדֹרֹתָם בְּרִית עוֹלָם:
Why would you non Jews care? Nothing in here says that you should be put to death for being a scab (משפח)?
You goyem need to remember that Moses was, above all, a labor organizer who came to fame by killing a labor boss!
And too, remember that the people of Israel left Egypt in a military operation. Of course, your military still enforces My law:
@5 Thank You for him being a heterosexual.
If I had made this choice of sexual choices for him why would I not be responsible for his other choices?
Here is a quiz for the religous here ..
Do you know what this means:
eeah’ooah?
Lord give us this day and our daily mass shooting?
“…but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a day of sabbath rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it is to be put to death.”
Man, those are some strict work rules!
@7,
Here’s something I read in this morning’s paper concerning pedophiles. It’s from an article by Alan Zarambo of the “L.A. Times” concerning how experts now view pedophilia:
“Now, many view it (pedophilia) as a sexual orientation as immutable as heterosexuality or homosexuality.”
So, all you guys who get a stiffy at the playground watching the little children play were just born that way!
To quote Hunter S. Thompson, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
The President being sworn in for a 2nd term today, taking the oath on the bible, proves he’s a mooselem, right? Or should we expect some WINGNUT bible-banger to put him to death for violating the sabbath?
I’m assuming they will be put to death on the day following the Sabbath.
This verse is yet another one that christianists conveniently ignore. Heck, when it comes down to it, any verse they can’t use to point to their perceived superiority or the perceived inferiority of the people they consider their foes is a verse that is eligible for ignoring.
I hate this provision. They never should have put it in. Mrs. Rabbit refuses to do any housework from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday. She … oh shit — [crashing noises]
Poor Roger just ran into a religious fanatic – and it is Ms. Rabbit :)
@12 Then they’d have to snuff Chief Justice Roberts as well.
One of the last die-hard holdouts advocating the continuation of Sunday “blue laws” in Washington State was Archbishop Thomas Connelly. My father-in-law knew him personally, and told us old Tom was himself an avid fisherman, and when asked would explain that it was his sincere belief that every working stiff deserved a day off–including bartenders.