HA Bible Study

Leviticus 11:20-22
All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be regarded as unclean by you. There are, however, some flying insects that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper.

Discuss.

Comments

  1. 1

    Deathfrogg spews:

    So its true then. Christians either refuse to look at things very closely, or they just can’t count.

    Oh, thats right, mathematics is communism.

    Or witchcraft.

    Or something. Whatever it is, it certainly isn’t something they want the Government Schools to be teaching to helpless, innocent children.

  2. 2

    ArtFart spews:

    Insects that walk on “all fours”? That should be “all sixes”, shouldn’t it?

    Maybe this is a garbled translation of some sort of statement differentiating the above-mentioned types from flies and other critters that live on poop.

  3. 3

    God spews:

    This is often misinterpreted. The intent is to say that Homarus americanus is kosher.

    I am that I am.

  4. 6

    God spews:

    Zotz

    Homarua americanus is the American lobster. Homarus was not in the Mediterannean and is not, therefore, prohibited.

    Enjoy.

  5. 8

    proud leftist spews:

    Leviticus is truly the worst book in the Bible. Personally, I pick and choose what I believe. I’m Jeffersonian in that regard.

  6. 10

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Hey Goldy,

    When are you going to start having little quotes from The Koran and open the thread up to criticism of Islam? How about attacking Judaism, too?

  7. 14

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    @10, 11 & 12,

    Goldy won’t criticize Islam because he knows some Islamo-crazy will slit his throat from ear to ear. I just enjoy calling it to his attention that he’s a pompous little sissy-bitch-boy when he attacks one religion and not the others out there. All religions are nutty, for sure, and Goldy needs to be an equal opportunity hater to have any credibility.

    So, str8 eight, go fuck yourself with No Time for Fascists tiny dick, and give David’s butt crack a lick. Then, all of you together can meet for a circle-jerk at the nearest Starbucks.

  8. 15

    spews:

    “So, str8 eight, go fuck yourself with No Time for Fascists tiny dick, and give David’s butt crack a lick. Then, all of you together can meet for a circle-jerk at the nearest Starbucks.

    They’re on to us Goldy! Gotta remind my barristas to close the drapes.