by Goldy, 12/23/2012, 6:00 AM

Deuteronomy 28:22
The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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24 Responses to “HA Bible Study”

1. Expat(!)Chad spews:

Deuteronomy 28:22
The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption,and with republicans, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

2. wharfrat spews:

The juxtaposition of the post and the poll for impeaching Obama just to the right suggests that someone has been struck by consumption, pestilence and plague….fortunately not me but my Republican friends, well, the loopy ones, seem to be afflicted. Also looks like John Boehner has come down with something.

3. God spews:

The punishment for ignoring My warnings of global warming is the, if thou wilt not hearken unto the the truths I reveal through science, I shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed, all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:

Cursed shalt thou be in the field.
Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store.
Cursed shall be the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.

I shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, wherever thou goest on this earth that was fertile land there will be drought and where there was the gentle coast there will be floods.

4. SJ spews:

For those in need of a fine explanation of the Christian Deities’ will for America, I suggest reading Dr. Doom’s comments on the 10th grade Christian history text book.

BTW …

If anyone here still thinks SJ is God, try thinking f me writing #3. That is one hard assed deity!

5. Michael spews:

Damn, God done fucked somebody’s shit up!

6. Zotz sez: LaPierre should be looking over his shoulder. spews:

If you haven’t checked it out yet, Goldy’s Bible Study thread @slog (same verse) is an historic hoot of a read. Hint: Save your coffee for after.

Jesus, God/SJ! Just quit it already.

7. Porter Browning spews:

Sounds like “the lord” is going to make them live in NYC…

8. Michael spews:

Busted!

Mike Crapo DUI: GOP Senator From Idaho Arrested In Virginia For Driving Under The Influence
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/23/mike-crapo-dui_n_2357148.html

9. Michael spews:

Apparently Crapo’s a Mormon to boot!

10. Boyd Krapper spews:

That’s pronounced ‘Kraypo’ — not ‘Krappo’.

11. Michael spews:

@10
I was wondering…

12. Politically Incorrect spews:

The Europeans would have done better holding on to Paganism rather than adopting Christianity.

13. Roger Rabbit spews:

“U.S. Sen. Mike Crapo of Idaho was arrested early Sunday morning in a suburb of Washington, D.C. for driving under the influence, according to police.”

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/23/16114019-idaho-sen-mike-crapo-arrested-for-dui?lite

Roger Rabbit Commentary: Are Republican congress critters a bunch of drunks? That would explain a lot of things.

14. Roger Rabbit spews:

Mass Shooting Of The Day (TM)

What would Christmas be without another crazy person with a gun taking innocent lives? Today we have an ambush of volunteer firefighters responding to a house fire in upstate New York. Two firefighters are dead and two wounded in what police are calling “a trap.” The shooter is dead after a police pursuit. No word yet on the type of weapon used in this latest gun rampage.

15. Boyd Krapper spews:

The Lord, in the New World, can also smite with the ol’ hydrophoby , like in Old Yeller.

16. Michael spews:

The gun nutters are exercising their constitutional right to shoot firefighters.

Two Webster firefighters are dead and several houses on Lake Road burned after someone opened fire on firefighters who responded to an early morning blaze, officials said.

Two other firefighters are in guarded condition at Strong Memorial Hospital with gunshot wounds, according to a hospital spokeswoman.
http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20121224/NEWS01/312240026

17. herzog spews:

@14
Lets have armed guards riding shotgun on firetrucks

18. MikeBoyScout spews:

“It does appear that it was a trap that was set for first responders,” Police Chief Gerald L. Pickering said. [snip]
Among the dead firefighters was Lt. Michael Chiapperini, a 20-year veteran of the Webster Police Department and “lifetime firefighter,” according to Pickering. Chiapperini was a spokesman for the police department, ABC News affiliate WHAM reported.

Police identified the other firefighter killed as Tomasz Kaczowka, who WHAM reported also was a 911 dispatcher.

The chief, choking up, called the incident that shattered the quiet before 6 a.m. on Christmas Eve morning “terrible.”

“People get up in the middle of the night to fight fires,” he said. “They don’t expect to get shot and killed.

In America, we should all expect to have the FREEDOMZ to be shot and killed at any moment …whether it is attending grade school, shopping, or putting out your neighbor’s house fire as a volunteer.

19. Roger Rabbit spews:

It doesn’t help when police and prosecutors refuse to enforce assault laws against guys like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC_zrGwaoMM

20. Roger Rabbit spews:

@19 shows how dangerous a situation can become, and how quickly it can turn deadly, when hot-heads have guns. Contrary to what the screwball with the pistol may have believed, what he did was not lawful self-defense, and the state should have prosecuted him for felony assault so he couldn’t possess guns in the future. Not to mention that flashing a gun to the wrong person, in the manner this guy does in the video, could get him shot.

21. herzog spews:

Even Ron Paul gets it –

“This is the world of government provided ‘security,’ a world far too many Americans now seem to accept or even endorse,” Paul said in a statement on his website. “School shootings, no matter how horrific, do not justify creating an Orwellian surveillance state in America.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2012/12/ron-paul-nra-guns-inschools-plan-85464.html#ixzz2G03IKGnj

22. Politically Incorrect spews:

@21,

That’s why I voted for Ron Paul for president in the 2008 and 2012 elections. Ron Paul gets it: it’s the Constitution that matters, not government domination of the economy to reward political friends, punish political enemies and to get re-elected, over and over again.

The major political parties are just a bunch of self-serving assholes.

23. SJ spews:

@12 Politically Correct

“The Europeans would have done better holding on to Paganism rather than adopting Christianity.”

?? WTF? Isn’t Christianity EXACTLY paganism?

… statues, virgin births,devils, Mardi Gras,harems of women ties to a god,magic trees, worshiping a human sacrifice?,

24. Don Joe spews:

@ 22

“[I]t’s the Constitution that matters, not government domination of the economy…”

Any notion of “freedom” where it’s OK for the government to buy guns but not OK for the government to buy butter is a pretty fucked up notion of “freedom”.