HA Bible Study

Matthew 10:34-37
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Discuss.

Comments

  1. 1

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Hey Goldy,

    Butt butt butt Puddy was told Jesus was a “liberal”. The moronic leftist Kitsap lawyer mentioned this last week. Remember all the libtardo comments on how Jesus was a man of peace? “Liberals” love everybody (a really big lie). Jesus loves everybody, just different from HA Libtardos. Remember how ekim the goat planter misused Jesus’ words? Puddy is glad you posted this verse. Love Jesus as your saviour!

    Lift up the trumpet and loud let it ring, Jesus is coming again!

    Happy Easter to Those Who Think Right and HA Libtardos.

  2. 2

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Goldy, down here in PBC, home of Theresa LaPore. Gonna bike around see the Easter celebrations around the area!

  3. 6

    Unkl Witz spews:

    The Gospels portray a Jesus, much like Mohammed and the many gods of the Old Testament, as man of peace when it suited their purposes, and a brutal tyrant when necessary. A careful reading of the Gospels reveals Jesus could be as petty and arbitrary as any man.

    He was no great teacher or sage, and his lessons were recycled from the many apocolypticists who preceded him. In short, he was everything and anything his cheerleaders want to make of him, because they found they could shape and mould his image through their fanciful tales of his sayings and accomplishments.

    And shape and mould they did, everything from his virgin birth, to his raising of the dead, to his own resurrection. All invented later by those who found it beneficial to their own well-being and found gullible folks like Puddy to swallow it. First in oral traditions, then in writing, they told, re-told, and enhanced the tale, and continue to do so right up to this day.

    The story of the Church is a sordid tale of controlling the social order, often employing the time honored tools of grim repression, torture and death. So it’s no great mystery that the very folks who go around congratulating themselves for their wisdom and piety in worshiping this myth are the very ones standing ready to torture and kill their fellow human beings who don’t agree with them.

    Happy Easter

  4. 7

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Hmmm… After reading the Auntie Witless garbage@6, where are GBS and Proud Goatist?

    They’ll be MIA as always.

  5. 9

    Mark Centz spews:

    This Jesus fellow would be denounced in Alabama for dishonoring the firm basis of our law, the Ten Commandments. Could be Puddy, that Mother, Father, and the In-Laws are all teabaggers. Bully Nazis & Japanese Military thought Americans were fun loving pushovers. Bully American Taliban think fun loving lobs will go down easily in a fight. Don’t bet on it, you’ll lose.

  6. 10

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Oh atheist fool Mark Centzless,

    Puddy don’t jackboot goosestep to your foolish and feckless atheist Moonbat!tery. When Jesus arrives in the clouds of Glory you’ll be shocked and amazed.

  7. 11

    spews:

    Puddy

    You should have more faith in Me and less in the words put into My Mouth by men.

    I repeat, my own words ..

    Love each other as you would love Me. That is all I have to say and all you ought to need to know.

    Love You.

  8. 12

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    SeattleJew,

    You shouldn’t emulate God. Otherwise you’d know these verses!

    1 Corinthians 2:13 This is what we speak, not in words taught us by human wisdom but in words taught by the Spirit, expressing spiritual truths in spiritual words.

    1 Thessalonians 2:13 For this cause also thank we God without ceasing, because, when ye received the word of God which ye heard of us, ye received it not as the word of men, but as it is in truth, the word of God, which effectually worketh also in you that believe.

    2 Timothy 3:16-17 All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.

    2 Peter 1:20-21 Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet’s own interpretation. For prophecy never had its origin in the will of man, but men spoke from God as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit.

  9. 13

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Goldy,

    Went all over looking at the gated communities. Great bike ride in PBC on Easter.

  10. 14

    Zotz spews:

    Partial list of “gods” who had a human being for a mother and a God for a father; came from “heaven”, took the form of men and furnished evidence of divine origin by various miracles and marvelous works, laid the foundation for the salvation of the world and ascended back to heaven:

    Chrishna of Hindostan
    Budha Sakia of India
    Salivahana of Bermuda
    Zulis, of Zhule, also Osiris and Orus, of Egypt
    Odin of the Scandinavians
    Crite of Chaldea.
    Zoroaster and Mithra of Persia.
    Baal and Taut, “the only begotten of God” of Phoenecia
    Indra of Tibet.
    Bali of Afghanistan.
    Jao of Nepal.
    Wittoba of the Bilingonese.
    Thammuz of Syria.
    Atys of Phrygia
    Xamolsis of Thrace.
    Zoar of the Bonzes
    Adad of Assyria.
    Deva Tat, and Sammonocadam of Siam. 19. Alcides of Thebes.
    Mikado of the Sintoos.
    Beddru of Japan
    Hesus or Eros, and Bremrillah, of the Druids
    Thor, son of Odin, of the Gauls
    Cadmus of Greece.
    Hil and Feta of the Mandaites.
    Gentaut and Quexalcote of Mexico.
    Universal Monarch of the Sibyls
    Ischy of the island of Formosa.
    Divine Teacher of Plato.
    Holy one of Xaca.
    Fohi and Tien of China
    Adonis, son of the virgin Io of Greece.
    Ixion and Quirinus of Rome.
    Prometheus of Caucasus
    Mohamud, or Mahomet, of Arabia.

    From: The Book your Church Doesn’t Want You to Read

    http://www.amazon.com/Book-You.....0978721381

  11. 15

    Zotz spews:

    God will fuck you up!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFzlX9X3E18

    O, sinner do not stray from the straight and narrow way
    For the Lord is surely watching what you do
    If you approach the Devil’s Den, turn ’round-don’t enter in!
    Lest the hand of the Almighty fall on you

    He’ll fuck you up, yes, God will fuck you up
    If you dare to disobey his stern command
    He’ll fuck you up, don’t you know he’ll fuck you up
    So you better do some prayin’ while you can

    Long ago a man named Lot had a wife he thought was hot
    But she could not stop her black and sinful ways
    You know it was her own damn fault when God turned that bitch to salt
    That’s the way he used to work back in those days

    He fucked’em up, he really fucked’em up
    When the people went and turned their backs on him
    He can fuck you up, no shit-he’ll fuck you up
    Just like he fucked the people up back then

    I used to have a friend named Ray who walked that evil way
    He cursed and drank and broke his neighbors fence
    You know Ray was full aware that some sheep were over there
    And he knew them in the biblical sense

    God fucked him up, he went and fucked Ray up
    Went and payed him back for all his wicked sins
    He fucked him up, fucked that boy completely up
    Now he’s married to a Presbyterian
    ———-

    John Butler Trio
    The Hand of the Almighty

  12. 16

    Zotz spews:

    Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming!

    “If every eye is going to see Me, and all the tribes of earth are going to wail on account of Me, I think I owe it to them and to Myself to be in the best shape of My life,” Christ said. “Right now I’m up to 35 minutes at seven [miles per hour] on the treadmill and benching about 165 [pounds].”

    The determined Savior has also forsworn His favorite high-calorie, high-carb foods such as fatted calf, loaves, and even His own body and blood, instead embracing muscle-building high-protein shakes and electrolyte-replacing sports drinks. And when temptation calls, Christ need only look at two pictures taped to His refrigerator: an icon of Himself prior to starting His regimen and a reproduction of Michelangelo’s “Last Judgment” fresco torn from a magazine.

    “If every eye is going to see Me, and all the tribes of earth are going to wail on account of Me, I think I owe it to them and to Myself to be in the best shape of My life,” Christ said. “Right now I’m up to 35 minutes at seven [miles per hour] on the treadmill and benching about 165 [pounds].”

    “I’m really starting to feel like I’ll have the strength and endurance to move every mountain and island from its place,” Christ added. […]

    “The thought of being unable to seize the seven-headed serpent and hurl it into the abyss really keeps Me motivated,” Christ said.

    The Lamb of God said He made the decision to get in shape late last year when, after two millennia of relative inactivity, He realized that at His age there was “no way” He could return to Earth, judge the souls of the innocent and wicked alike, and reign over the Kingdom of God for 1,000 years without prior conditioning.

    “The Second Coming isn’t just Me sitting on a great white throne and judging away,” Christ said. “I also have to make all of the stars fall and shake all the powers in Heaven. That’s why I’ve been working a lot with the medicine ball.”

    http://www.theonion.com/articl.....ming,2176/

  13. 17

    Mark Centz spews:

    PuddyJumpzToConclusionsLikeANitwit- Not a atheist, never called myself one, nope. Confirmed agnostic, proving negatives is too hard for me, will wait for this positive evidence you speak of, until then this God of yours is Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Boogey Man, all tales told to keep kids in line. The sermon on the mount, good stuff that, that’s worth keeping the memory alive for, but the mummery is a fool’s game. Unless your selling it, P.T. Barnum was never more correct than if you apply his lesson to religion.

  14. 19

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.”

    Good job, God! You accomplished exactly what You set out to do! And You didn’t even have to work very hard at it — all you did was imbue humans with Human Nature and they took care of the rest. Of course, I see clearly the Divine Scheme behind all of this — God never meant for the human species to rule the earth for the rest of time. That role is reserved for rabbits. What you humans are supposed to do is hurry up and make yourselves extinct so we rabbits can collect our inheritance.

  15. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    God knew what She was doing when She created rabbits. Our species is a model of perfect harmony. We have no discord among ourselves. All you have to do (snarl) is keep your fucking paws off my harem (snap) or I’ll gouge your fucking eyes out (bite) and rip your fucking entrails out (punch) and jam a stick up your fucking ass (kick) and …

  16. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @1 “Jesus loves everybody”

    Yeah, puddy, even you; but that doesn’t mean He doesn’t see all the Republican shit you do in this life. It’s noticed, all right, and He keeps score. When you report to the supply room to get your angel wings, don’t be surprised if they hand you a pair of recycled gnat wings.

  17. 22

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Goldy, I’ve got an idea. Since you’re posting Bible passages every Sunday, you should incorporate HA as a church, appoint yourself paster and pay yourself a salary, and pass the collection plate by putting a “Donate” button at the bottom of each Bible verse post. That way, you could get a regular income, and your supporters could take tax deductions for their donations. What’s more, you’ll have a unique market niche, because you’ll be be the only liberal fundie church with a Jewish pastor in America. If you spring for customized license plates with a cross on them, you might even get preferred parking at media events — just tell ‘em you’re the chaplain. — signed, The Easter Bunny

  18. 24

    correctnotright spews:

    Guess Puddy has never seen these words of Jesus – ’cause a few of them sure sound liberal to me:

    ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’ They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ He will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least among you, you did not do for me.’

    “One thing you lack,” he said. “Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

    Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.

    Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

    Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience.

    Hmm, and how many teabagging conservatives are humble and compassionate. How many times do they criticize and hate instead of help and care for others?

    Why is Puddy calling people names instead of being humble and compassionate?

    Could it be Puddy has not really read and understood what Jesus is saying?

    Sure sounds more like a liberal philosophy, then a hate your neighbor, others (strangers) are evil or socialist or something else…type philosophy of Puddy and the rightwingnuts.

    Did you not read all of these passages Puddy? Do you not understand why health care for all is “taking care” of the poor? And why the rich need to contribute for it?

    Are you so lost in rightwing philisophy that you cannot understand the bible?

  19. 25

    spews:

    When Jesus arrives in the clouds of Glory you’ll be shocked and amazed.

    Shocked and awed huh? Been over 2k years Stupes..

    Been a lot of evil doin’ since then..

    When’s he gonna make up his mind to pull the plug credulous fool?

  20. 26

    spews:

    Puddy,

    Odd that you reply to Me in another’s name

    As for Goldy and SeattleJew, Cynic, Roger and even Puddy …. they are no different to me than Obama, Matthew, Luke, Paul, or Muhamid, or Moroni. I am that I am.

    Since you seem to have a need to call Me by a name, perhaps you might want to read where the name of this holiday came from?

    Once your Easter was the holiday of My Wife. Others, filled with the same need to own My name, called Her an abomination. Many were killed because they called upon the Her, rather than the He. All of this cruelty violates the first law .. “Do unto others as you would have Me do unto you.”

    Do you suppose I want hatred in My name? Would you want Me to hate you for your name?

  21. 27

    Roots spews:

    here we go again, hope you all are having fun. Let’s see, Greek, Aramaic, Latin? what was the first cut at this interesting passage, and then how many times did the thing get translated, rewritten, and in what context? If we were living in the culture and understood the language of the first utterance (assuming JC uttered it at all)it might mean something different. So, if I had to take a cut at it? The Christianity thing kinda needs to be numero uno. I guess the plan works like this. If you come home from school, tell you dad that you have decided to follow the teacher Jesus, and dad says, “no deals son, and if you do you’re grounded for two weeks'” Then you have to say, “sorry pops, I respectfully submit that this is America and I am going to exercise what few liberties I have left considering how fast the lefties are squeezing them with their bloated government.” Yeah, I think that is how it would have gone, something like that.

  22. 28

    Rujax! spews:

    MISTER PuddyBuddy, you are not “saved” ’cause you’re not Roman Catholic…so sorry, pally.

  23. 29

    Happy Obamaramadan! spews:

    When I think of how much money we’ve paid into [Social Security] and how little we’ll get in return, it’s immoral.

    If the Amish and Mennonites can opt out, why can’t I? I’ll be glad to sign a contract that I will never ask for one red cent. If I starve to death in a gutter somewhere, that’s better than saddling my grandchildren with a mandatory confiscatory “savings plan” that doesn’t even return as much as a passbook savings account. Of course, if our civilization hadn’t killed 50 million babies that would have been paying into the system right now the shortfall would not be as acute.

    That is why we allow continued inflows of illegal aliens. We can’t afford to stop the flow because these are the folks propping up Social Secuirity. And they are doing the work that aborted babies would have been doing right now. We’ve executed our workforce and must now accept whatever we can get.

    - Christian libertarian environmentalist capitalist farmer Joel Salatin, star of Omnivore’s Dilemma and Food, Inc.

    Salatin implies that Roe v. Wade brought not peace but a sword. Salatin implies that Roger Rabbit, who asserts that comments about America’s unsustainable entitlements are vapid talking points gleaned from the right-wing conspiracy’s echo chamber, is an idiot.

    Discuss.

  24. 30

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Why is Puddy calling people names instead of being humble and compassionate?

    Why should Puddy waste his time on you fools?

    Could it be Puddy has not really read and understood what Jesus is saying?

    Nope you Dope. Puddy BELIEVES in Jesus!

    Sure sounds more like a liberal philosophy, then a hate your neighbor, others (strangers) are evil or socialist or something else…type philosophy of Puddy and the rightwingnuts.

    Hate your neightbor? That’s what you libtardo progressives do each day. You start with class warfare and then continue with your lack of charity.

    For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

    Sounds like you libtardos after the 2004 Asian Tsunami, Katrina 2005, 2006 Tornadoes, 2007 Malasian and African Floods, Cyclone Nargis Myanmar 2008, Sumatra, Indonesia 2009, and 2010 Haiti and Chile Earthquakes. What did you do fool? How much of your money did you contribute to their pain and suffering? Probably nuthin!

  25. 31

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    rujax! you dumb brick…

    “We here are of the conviction that the papacy is the seat of the true and real Antichrist…personally I declare that I owe the Pope no other obedience than that to Antichrist.” (Aug. 18, 1520) Taken from The Prophetic Faith of Our Fathers, Vol. 2., pg. 121 by Froom. (In response to a papal bull [official decree]): “I despise and attack it, as impious, false… It is Christ Himself who is condemned therein… I rejoice in having to bear such ills for the best of causes. Already I feel greater liberty in my heart; for at last I know that the pope is antichrist, and that his throne is that of Satan himself.” –D’Aubigné, b.6, ch. 9. – Martin Luther

  26. 32

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    As Puddy said earlier…

    Proud Goatist and GBS… MIA!

  27. 33

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    ylb arschloch farts

    Been a lot of evil doin’ since then..

    Every now and then the arschloch is candid about his actions and write a truthful statement. He shocked the HA world today! Must be Easter and his “old religious” upbringing overpowered his old evil self!

  28. 34

    Happy Obamaramadan! spews:

    Puddy Popery @31: 3 or 4 years ago Slog posted a vile limerick that’s vanished from their archives. Can anyone fill in the blanks?

    _______________ Pope Benedictus
    _________________________rictus
    ______________________________
    ______________________________
    There’s not a court ’twill convict us.

  29. 35

    spews:

    Puddy

    I think it is very arrogant to assume that others here, perhaps less self righteous than you, do not donate to the real charities that deliver help without the burden of any need to cover themselves with relgion.

    Ask yourself, if Jesus were alive today, would he ask you to give to your Churchto helop people in Haiti? Would he care about the Church in His name or about the needs of His people?

    While you are at it, tell me … did you celebrate Easter today? Why today? Do you know why the Romans picked this dat for Easter? Do you think Jesus would want you to worship him on this day?

  30. 36

    rob spews:

    Does puddy have any proof that “conservatives” donate more to charity than “liberals”? No, of course not, like most “conservatives” he just makes shit up.

    Jesus: Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

    puddy: still not inheriting the earth.

    puddy: Why should Puddy waste his time on you fools?

    Then go the fuck away, pud.

  31. 37

    correctnotright spews:

    @30: Thanks for PROVING my points:

    Why is Puddy calling people names instead of being humble and compassionate?

    Why should Puddy waste his time on you fools?

    Yup – you are physiologically incapable of NOT insulting people. It is very interesting how someone with such a limited ability to recognize their OWN problems (hostility, meaness, lack of humility, over-estimation of their own intelligence) – has NO problem calling others fools.

    You think this is what Jesus would be like?

    Is this your idea of how to set a Christian example?

    You sure know how to drive people away from Christianity by the tone and example you set. You are so egotistical, so convinced that you and only you are right – that you come across as an overbearing, rigid, uncaring fundamentalist without any comprehension of the things Jesus talked about.

    You give lip service to the “poor” or to your “people” but you refuse to support anything that might help. You criticize, carp and yell from the sidelines but offer no hope and no plans.

    Oh, but Puddy believes in Jesus…just not what Jesus said. That makes a lot of sense….

  32. 38

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Hi Puddy–
    We had a fabulous Easter…honoring the Resurrection of our Savior.
    The Progressive Atheists understand the Gospel and choose to reject it. All we can do is share the Good News. Then it’s up to individual choice.

    Our Pastor asked a simple question yesterday–
    How can you be a Christian and not believe that Jesus rose from the tomb?
    When you read about Jesus savage beating and death on that Cross for the sins of mankind…and when you read the documentation of the Rsurrection,,,,what more do you need to know in this life??

    The Resurrection of Christ is fundamental to our faith. Either you believe it…or you don’t. It’s a watershed issue…maybe=no.
    I choose to believe.

    Thank you Lord for your sacrifice that I do not deserve. I understand that I cannot “earn” my way into Heaven….and can only get there because of your sacrifice, so God the Father can see me thru you Jesus. There is no hope for forgiveness except thru you Jesus.
    Thank you.

  33. 39

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Puddy–
    Remember, Jesus & his Disciples were ridiculed by non-believers just like the Atheist Progressives here do to us.
    They do it out of anger, emptiness and the hopelessness that once this meager life on Earth ends, there is nothing more.

    I choose to share the Good News.
    Anyone can humble themselves and accept him anytime. I hope y’all do.
    I have a Black Friend back in the Midwest who was in trouble with the law as a young man. Great athlete with lots of opportunities but made a series of bad choices that cost him his scholarship and his freedom.
    He found Christ while in prison…saved from his sins. That was 30 years ago…and he has a wonderful family and loves the Lord with all his heart.

    His favorite expression on Easter is:

    CUZ JESUS ROSE, I’M GONNA GET UP!!!

    Praise God!

    He puts it on his Easter Cards.
    What a great guy.

  34. 40

    Steve spews:

    “I choose to share the Good News.”

    Your words are shallow and insipid. Take your batshit craziness to a street corner, you damned loon.

  35. 41

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Steve–
    Do you talk like that in front of the folks at Alderwood Kountry Klub??

  36. 42

    Rujax! spews:

    I’ll bet you’re not a Roman Catholic either Mr. Cynical…

    …too bad you’re not saved…tsk, tsk.

  37. 43

    Rujax! spews:

    THAT’S not what the Pope says MISTER PuddyBuddy and EVERYBODY knows the POPE speaks for the JESUS on earth.

    Sorry man; you and Mr. Cynical are pwned.

  38. 45

    GBS spews:

    39. Mr. Cynical spews:

    I choose to share the Good News.
    Anyone can humble themselves and accept him anytime. I hope y’all do.

    I have a Black Friend back in the Midwest who was in trouble with the law as a young man. Great athlete with lots of opportunities but made a series of bad choices that cost him his scholarship and his freedom.
    He found Christ while in prison…saved from his sins. That was 30 years ago…and he has a wonderful family and loves the Lord with all his heart.

    Mr. Cynical Ass Clown, when you tell a story about a friend who is white, do you always start off with; “I have a WHITE friend . . .”???

    No, you don’t. Why? Because you’re a racist.

    Seriously, what difference did it make to the point of your story that your “friend” is “black”?

    Nice stereotypes: My friend is black therefore:
    he’s a criminal
    (no surprise there. WHITE POWER!)

    he’s an athlete
    (no surprise there. WHITE POWER!)

    he lacks education.
    (no surprise there. WHITE POWER!)

    he spent time in prison.
    (no surprise there. WHITE POWER!)

    he gets Father’s Day cards.
    (HUGE surprise there. WHITE POWER!)

    OK, RNC meeting adjourned at the Vouyer Club.

  39. 46

    Steve spews:

    The KLOWN isn’t racist, he just sees blacks as being either “good niggers” or “bad niggers”. His so-called friend was apparently a “good nigger”.

  40. 47

    GBS spews:

    5. Mr. Cynical spews:

    Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

    In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

    The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to
    Barack, and told him to drink it all.

    Barack drank the concoction and replied, ‘That tasted like bullshit!’

    The doctor replied, ‘It was, you were a quart low.’

    07/08/2009 at 9:11 pm

    Cause you know, according to Mr. Cynical, niggers hate the idea of working for a living. Shit it cause niggers SHEAR PANIC, the idea of working, no longer getting welfare checks from the WHITE man who works everyDAY!! Oh, and because niggers are dark skinned that makes them full of bullshit, too.

    What say you, Puddybud, do you wake up in shear panic everyDAY at the prospect of having to go to work?

    Too
    DAMN
    FUNNY

    Credit goes to Steve for keeping Mr. Cynical Ass Clown’s racisism front and center. Although, Mr. Ass Clown would rather it be hidden from public view.

  41. 48

    God spews:

    Reading the posts from the “Christians” here, there is only one thing I can say,

    “I forgive you for you know not what I say.”

    If only I really were vengeful, perhaps my words would have more meaning to Puddy and Cynical.

    As for the rest of you, some believe that the story of Easter is about love, love so deep that all is given for others.

    Sounds goof to Me!

    The Diety,
    by any name you wish.

  42. 49

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Does puddy have any proof that “conservatives” donate more to charity than “liberals”? No, of course not, like most “conservatives” he just makes shit up.

    Yes Rob… and you can check with ylb arschloch for the proof.

    Another HA Libtardo with 24 hour mindless moronic Moonbat! memory malady. Puddy has posted it many times, hence the 14K+ posts of Puddy for fools such as you!

  43. 50

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    SeattleJew,

    Puddy gives direct to ADRA, one of the officially UN and US State Department recognized charities run by a religion.

  44. 51

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    While you are at it, tell me … did you celebrate Easter today?

    Puddy rode his bike looking at PBC gated communities full of northern libtardos where years ago Puddy’s peeps would not have be accepted.

  45. 52

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Puddy loves how correctnotright comes in and once again

    CORRECTNOTRIGHT MAKES AN ASS OF HIMSELF!

    correctnotright… Would you like to see all the “recent” Christian commentary you posted you feckless moron? Puddy don’t need the arschloch for help here as your stuff is Google ready!

  46. 53

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    EVERYBODY knows the POPE speaks for the JESUS on earth.

    John Wesley, Thomas Cranmer, Roger Williams, Arnulf Bishop of Orleans, Eberhard II, archbishop of Salzburg, John Wycliffe, John Calvin, John Knox, Philipp Melanchthon, and many others fully disagree with the dumb brick rujax!

  47. 54

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    GBS–
    You probably have ZERO Black Friends or relatives…right?
    You are the typical “talker” who talks to try and convince Black America that Progressivism and Big Government will help them…when you really mean, give us your vote and stay on the Plantation.
    Any Black Conservative is an Uncle Tom.
    Anyone who challenges Oba-Mao is a racist…even if the challenger is Black.

    What a joke you Progressive KLOWNS are!

  48. 55

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Where is Proud Goatist and GBS on the original Goldy Bible quote above?

  49. 56

    Puddybud identifies feckless ylb arschoch as a boob spews:

    Notice correctnotright did not answer about his personal charitable contributions to

    the 2004 Asian Tsunami, Katrina 2005, 2006 Tornadoes, 2007 Malasian and African Floods, Cyclone Nargis Myanmar 2008, Sumatra, Indonesia 2009, and 2010 Haiti and Chile Earthquakes.

    What did you do fool? How much of your money did you contribute to their pain and suffering? Probably nuthin! Now why did he skip over this?

    Well we all remember how he cried and screamed about a relative who died of cancer because they couldn’t get health insurance. Puddy asked correctnotright how much did he contribute to his dying relative’s medical expenses…

    CRICKETS CHIRPED loud and proud!

    NUFF Said Sucka!

    The Prosecution Rests!

  50. 57

    Steve spews:

    So, wingnuts, how goes the rewrite of the Bible by Phyllis Schafly’s little boy? Isn’t he tasked by wingnuts, er, God, to remove any taint of liberalism from the Holy Scripture? So much for the inviolate Word of God. Congats. You’re well on your way to reducing the Bible to some cheap political wingnut document that eliminates brothery love and instead becomes something so foul as to teach you to spew hate at your neighbor.

  51. 58

    Steve spews:

    “How much of your money did you contribute to their pain and suffering?”

    Is that your only measure of a man? And if correctnotright gave more than you, then he’s the better man than you? Bill Gates obviously gives more than you. Is he the better man? Or would you look at charitable giving the way you absolutely refuse to look at progressive taxation? By the way, my charitable giving likely exceeds yours. Not only that, my entire estate goes to charity. You don’t intend to do that, do you? That’s likely because you’re too selfish. I reckon that makes me the better man, huh? Hey, don’t like it? Whine to someone who cares. After all, it’s your measure of men that leaves you coming up short, not mine.

  52. 59

    Rujax! spews:

    That MISTER PuddyBuddy is ignoring the word of the Lord (his God) will do him NO GOOD in the “afterlife”. There are defects in every priestly succession except the Eastern and Roman Catholic Churches.

    You are and infidel MISTER PuddyBuddy…a heretic…a blasphemer.

  53. 61

    Dan Fjelstad spews:

    Puddy,
    Do you honestly believe that Goldy’s quote from Matthew should be taken literally, that Christ advocated taking up the sword? You aren’t that stupid, are you? Dammit, Puddy, I’ve tried to defend you every now and again (though, never, Cynny, whose brain is a brick wall). I guess I’ve been mistaken in doing so.

    On the positive side (trying to ignore the nonsense that we must deal with from our trolls, etc.), the M’s won their season opener! That counts for something, though I’m not sure who might be tallying up such scores.

  54. 63

    Steve spews:

    “never, Cynny, whose brain is a brick wall”

    Eh, that sounds more like Pudge. Thick as a brick. The KLOWN has a klynical thing going for him. He’s more a walkin’, talkin’ doctoral thesis that’s just waiting to be written.

  55. 64

    Max Rockatansky spews:

    hey rujax, when is your next little church vandalizing adventure taking place? you taking ylb with you again?

  56. 65

    Puddybud spews:

    Steve,

    It’s about personal contributions not waiting for the gummint to provide. That’s matt 25:35-40. So what correctnotright gives more (doubt it though) as he’s another of them “gummint do gooders”, waiting for gummint to do good.

    Regarding Bill Gates, he who has much is expected to do much.

  57. 66

    Steve spews:

    “Regarding Bill Gates, he who has much is expected to do much.”

    Well, except for when it comes to paying taxes, in which case the wingnut who has much says, “It’s my money and I should be able to keep it.”

  58. 67

    GBS spews:

    Mr. Cynical Ass Clown:

    54. Mr. Cynical spews:

    GBS–
    You probably have ZERO Black Friends or relatives…right?

    It doesn’t matter. I think you mentioned you have a black in-law and you probably do have friends of color.

    That doesn’t give you a pass to post blatant racist jokes in public, or private for that matter.

    The fact that you do tell racists jokes demonstrates your complete lack of indifference to their feelings and the community of color in general. If I’m wrong about that I’ll buy you lunch any where in Seattle, if you tell that nigger joke at the time and place of my choosing.

    We’ll see if your ass survives the beating in order for me to buy you lunch. Which you’ll probably have to take from and IV in the ER.

    But, seriiously, did you ever confess your sins and ask for forgivness of your blatant racism?

    No?

    Hmmmm . . . doubt your name will be scribed in The Book of Life.