HA Bible Study

Leviticus 19:19
Breed your livestock animals only with animals of the same kind, and don’t plant two kinds of seed in the same field or wear clothes made of different kinds of material.



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    God spews:

    Notice the word “breed.” I said NOTHING here about recombinant DNA.

    Now that you have My powers to create new animals, has the time come to create Kosher pork?

    BTW, has anyone wondered whether all future Olympics will be won by recombinant human beings?

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    Deathfrogg spews:

    Lets see. That basically outlaws mules, all domesticated breeds of dogs, all of my clothing, and my grandfathers orchards ground covered with barley.

    I have no idea where these rules came from, what their original intent was. But the reality is religion will find a reason to control every aspect of peoples lives. Dictated by some self-appointed “master of knowledge” and keeper of secrets.

    Religion is institutionalized schizophrenia. I suppose the weak-minded followers of such institutions are just easy prey for the con artists, and those con-men would do anything, up to and including mass murder to maintain that source of power and income.

    The best, most lucrative scam in the world is violently enforced blind faith wrapped in dubious philosophical constructs.

    “Let go, let God” really means “stop thinking, let your religious leaders dictate what to believe to you.”

    No wonder the Pope is so heavily protected. Pay no attention to that pederast behind the curtain.

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    Paula Saylen spews:

    Isn’t that the problem with most of the deep south? They breed with their same kin folk? It creates a race of low I.Q. trailer park loving creatures that walk like a man, but can’t breath with their mouth’s closed and want to be lied to by rich Faux TV blowhards.
    There’s nothing easier to sucker than a southern right wing red neck? Try it. I do it all the time. My goal is to take everything from just one inbred family of white trash red mnecks and watch them die on the sidewalk in front of my house. LOL!

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    Steve spews:

    I wonder what Mitt will have to say in Israel about his church continuously breaking promises to stop baptizing dead Jews into the Mormon faith?

    A man and his church, utterly incapable of keeping promises to Israel.

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    Deathfrogg spews:

    @ 6

    Mittens is not going to be the nominee at the convention. He’s the opening clown act that gets the audience interested in watching the show. He’s getting all the publicity and the negative heat, and everyone is watching and arguing about what is so right and so wrong about the man. But the convention is the real circus, and they’ll bring out the real candidate that will seem so reasonable, so intelligent and competent and uncontroversial by comparison that everyone who would have otherwise held their nose to vote for Rmoney will enthusiastically support the individual presented as that last minute alternative, so apparently reluctant to serve but willing to do so by acclimation.

    It’ll be Colin Powell or Jeb Bush. Maybe even someone like Norman Schwartzkopf. But it’s sure as shit not going to be Rmoney.

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    Deathfrogg spews:

    @ 8

    You’re forgetting the fact that while Rmoney seems to be very very good at making money, he is basically dumber’n a sack of horseshit. If it wasn’t for his daddies money and political positions, he’d be sitting in a trailer park somewhere in Southern Idaho.

    He’s a dupe. The guy that everyone is laughing at behind his back when he struts around like a bantam rooster getting all the attention while the real players are already setting him up to take the fall. The GOP is already getting someone down on their hands and knees behind his legs, and getting ready to push him in the chest.

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    The Real God spews:

    All these things are forbidden. However, feel free to fuck your daughters senseless before selling them into slavery.

    Hee hee. Stupid humans. I love this game!

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    YLBigot says: US military deaths after 2008 arent really that important spews:

    All aboard the HAte Train! woot woot!

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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @7 No, I think the GOP really will nominate this clown, they’re that dumb. And because they can’t get anyone else, except Herman or Michelle or the two Ricks. Jeb told them “no” long ago.
    He’s too smart to try to be the leader of the mob loosely known as
    the Republican Party.

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    14: Plus the Bush name is still pretty toxic politically. It’ll be a few more years before even American historical amnesia fully kicks in.

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    Zotz sez: Free Thinkers Are Satan's Slaves! spews:

    @Froggy: Rmoney is/will be the R guy. The R base is insane. Jeb and Colin are not insane. Colin in particular could not be nominated by the R party as it’s currently configured. This will be a base election.

    The tell was no one credible ever seriously considered running because they know they can’t govern in this political and economic climate. They’re waiting for the teatard insanity and the economic catastrophe (and the memory of the electorate) to run their course.

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    Deathfrogg spews:

    @ 13, 14, 15

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The mindless mob in the front of the chorus are the corporate-owned press and their lickspittles in the astroturf organizations around the country.

    Remember, the GOTP “base” are folks who watch TBN, CBN and FOX propaganda networks. They’ve already been chugging the flavor-ade for over 60 years. They have no actual bearing on who becomes the nominee. They are not the people financing that system. It is the financiers who control the outcome. The financiers do not want Rmoney to be the candidate. They speak in terms of support, but cage their words in false caution and vaccilation.

    I’ll bet anyone a pitcher of dark ale that Rmoney won’t get the nomination come convention time.

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    Steve spews:

    “I’ll bet anyone a pitcher of dark ale that Rmoney won’t get the nomination come convention time.”

    The first time you posted this a couple of weeks ago I didn’t buy it at all. But the number of right-wing power players hating on Romney seems to me to be without precedent in modern times.

    When I was looking into the demise of democracy in Michigan one search I did was for the State GOP platform. What came up were some state GOP party documents in which the state GOP’s old guard described the teaparty takeover at that state’s convention, I think in 2010. Total and complete. Governor Snyder, a former Republican moderate, had to start acting like a two-bit dictator in order to survive in the new GOP.

    I don’t necessarily agree with you on the outcome, but I would say that all bets are off once the convention starts. There are a lot of crazy mofo’s headin’ fo’ Tampa.

    There is one thing on which I would bet the entire fucking farm. Hell, I’ll throw in my first born. A lot of popcorn is going to be passed around by liberals during the week of the Republican convention.

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    red hiney monkey spews:

    “… and if you buy a pair of pants too large in the waist, just get a new belt and cinch it.”

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    Politically Incorrect spews:

    “All these things are forbidden. However, feel free to fuck your daughters senseless before selling them into slavery.”

    So, the dughters end up senseless and in slavery. Well, at least they won’t know they’re in slavery if they have no senses.

    All this Bible stuff is just plain nuts. Cutting off the ends of pee-pees, not eating bacon, keeping two or three refrigerators for food – where did this crazy shit come from?

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    Politically Incorrect spews:

    I’ll bet anyone a pitcher of dark ale that Rmoney won’t get the nomination come convention time.”

    Doesn’t matter. I’m not voting for the Mittster or the Milk Chocolate Messiah.

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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    The only way R-Money doesn’t get the nomination is if he copped a plea with the IRS to stay out of prison.