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by Goldy — Sunday, 4/29/12, 7:00 am

1 Samuel 5:6
But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon those of Ashdod, and He destroyed them and smote them with hemorrhoids.

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  1. 1

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 7:21 am

    More fiber!

    Moral fiber?

  2. 2

    YLB spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 10:48 am

    What a pain in the ass!

  3. 3

    Pete spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 11:54 am

    Preparation Yahweh.

  4. 4

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 12:03 pm

    If only God would bother himself to similarly smote at least a few Republicans, if not the lot of them.

  5. 5

    The Raven spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 12:21 pm

    The NRSV makes this, “The hand of the Lord was heavy upon the people of Ashdod, and he terrified and struck them with tumours, both in Ashdod and in its territory.”

  6. 6

    The Raven spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 12:22 pm

    Steve, well, He seems to have taken Dick Cheney’s heart. But the devil looks after his own.

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 1:57 pm

    @4 The Rapture ain’t gonna happen. God doesn’t want ’em. He created this world to stash ’em in, so He won’t have to take ’em.

  8. 8

    Zotz sez: Are there no FEMA camps? The, let them die and decrease the surplus population! spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 2:22 pm

    Ironically, a witch named hazel was dabbed liberally on sphincters and piles of fire throughout the land.

  9. 9

    Zotz sez: Are there no FEMA camps? Then, let them die and decrease the surplus population! spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 2:33 pm

    Speaking of hemorhoids and religion, Martin Luther attributed the inspiration for his theses to a really good shit.

  10. 10

    Politically Incorrect - who has been banned over at soundpolitics.com spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 3:24 pm

    @9,

    There’s nothing more underrated than a good BM! But whatever you do, don’t get the wintergreen confused with the Prep-H when your ‘rhoids flare up!

  11. 11

    God spews:

    Sunday, 4/29/12 at 5:52 pm

    Seems as if The Prophet Goldstein is down in the threshings. This pretty boring … I suggest he switch to writing about the recipe for manna.

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