Goldy TV: Tune In to KING-5 Morning News for Some Groggy Primary Election Punditry

I’ll be joining anchors Mark Wright and Joyce Taylor tomorrow morning around 6:45 am (ugh!) on KING-5 Morning News to chat about next Tuesday’s primary election—which means I’ll have to set my alarm for before I go to sleep, so don’t expect the most coherent Goldy ever. Topics of conversation will no doubt include the raging Park District Death Match and the Republicans new campaign strategy of attacking Republicans, as well as the NRA’s “on your mark, get set, Hitler!” kickoff to their No on I-594 campaign.

So grab a cup of coffee, tune in, and then jump in to the comment thread where all the trolls will be taunting me about how fat, old, and bald I am. Fun!


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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    You expect me to get up at 6:45 am just to listen to you bloviate on the ray-dee-oh? Surely you jest! I’m a capitalist. I sleep in until noon. When you get an afternoon gig, let me know.

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    Theophrastus spews:

    @2 he’s going to be bloviating on the tee-vee (not the radio) and besides, a good capitalist should have a DVR.

    Goldy’ll do great. just smile at the hosts, tell the simple story, and don’t look into the camera (and steal everything not nailed down in the green room)

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    Deathfrogg spews:

    @ 3

    Shit, you ever been inside a real Green room? The only thing not nailed down in them is the paint on the walls.

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    ChefJoe spews:

    So, after electing a socialist and possibly a second to represent Seattle, has Seattle moved far enough to the left to finally pursue the colonization of space and providing showers for the homeless ?

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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @7 I doubt it, but hopefully we’ve progressed far enough that Seattle doesn’t criminalize poverty and homelessness, like Spokane does.

    Spokane is run by people who are nostalgic for the sixteenth century.