So I was at MacPherson’s Produce up on Beacon Hill, and I said “Washington bing cherries for only $1.99/lb? Oh my God,” and God said, “Eh. You think that’s good? Look to your left.” And there I found nice looking organic cherries for the same price.
“Go ahead, taste one,” God said. So I did. And it was good.
“You like mangos?” God asked, but then my phone rang, so I had to cut Him off.