So I was at MacPherson’s Produce up on Beacon Hill, and I said “Washington bing cherries for only $1.99/lb? Oh my God,” and God said, “Eh. You think that’s good? Look to your left.” And there I found nice looking organic cherries for the same price.
“Go ahead, taste one,” God said. So I did. And it was good.
“You like mangos?” God asked, but then my phone rang, so I had to cut Him off.
Yo Stupes!
Re: my “three names” back in Jan?
MEA CULPA!
http://horsesass.org/?p=11957#comment-893036
LMAO!!!!
I love it when a fool wants to willfully parade his foolishness!
Those “three names” seem to plug a few of the swiss cheese holes in the bubble memory.
Did I hurt your FEELINGS Stupes?
@1 Holy shit, I knew he was stupid, but I didn’t know he was that stupid!
So, God was chatting me up earlier today. I asked if I could please have some cooler weather and less humidity here in Texas.
He told me to move back to Seattle. That would be much easier for him.
Got bings for a buck a pound and can getem for 65 cents
When I think of the publicly prayerful, the words ‘unctuous’ and ‘oily’ spring to mind.
clueless wonder, yep and you forget the context around the comments. Thanks for showing how stupid you are and how “oink” also d.e.c.i.m.a.t.e.d you fool!
BTW you dumb fool, Puddy stands behind it. Go back and reread the thread fool! Butt, being the ASS you are you can’t understand why the post was there.
Pelletizer go back and see the original thread and see how stupid you were. It was funny!
Why is Butt Putty talking about ass and getting behind it? Surely the results will be santorum. You know, Butt Putty.
Did God tell Suzie to run for KC Exec and that she would also win? If he/she did, wouldn’t God likewise tell her to run on the “God told me to run” platform?
My sister-in-law is a evangelical and also talks to God.
Her father recently broke his leg. Right now he is recovering in rehab, but soon he will need a place to stay. Apparently god has told her that she does not have to make room for him in her house even though she has plenty of room.
My wife and I are not evangelicals and we have little room to spare. Yet we are going to make room for him as we feel it is our family duty.
My sister-in-law thinks she and her husband are going to heaven but my wife and I are not. Personally, I am not sure I want to go to the same place that she is going regardless of the name it is called.
Should you follow anybody who says I talk to God and he/she answers me? I mean, how do you know it is God that is answering and not the prince of lies? How can you tell?
6. Moron I knew what you were driving at!
BUT LOOK AT HOW YOU SAID IT!! Like a gawldarned FIEND!!
What an idiot! You got NO legs to stand on.
And you wanted Darryl to ban me or something??!?? LMAO!
This is tooooooooo funny!
Really clueless wonder… How Puddy said it was exactly how to speak to someone as clueless as you. You are so libtardo except when you pull a Sybil.
Why is it you have multiple personalities?
Do you act a fool in public with your kiddies too?
What a tool!
Yea, like you kept screaming for the new ratings system.
Rate a stooge – you!
EXACTLY to make YOU look like what YOU PROJECT on me and others..
Keep up the great work fool!!!
Go on Stupes…
Where’s my “I am Puddybud, NOT” moment?
Show me where I denied who I was..
Like YOU DID! MORE THAN ONCE!!!
I gotta look up those other two names. If they were half as fun as that last one, it’ll make my month.
But I gotta finish my project. Now that will REALLY make my month!
Later right wing fiends!!!!
WOW!
Puddybud (a.k.a. Apollo Creed) got HAMMMMEEERRREEED by YLB.
Stay down, Pud, I’ll throw the towel in for ya!
I don’t know what the other two are arguing about, but that post was funny.
GBS, clueless wonder yanked out the comment because his butt was getting hammered in the 2006 thread.
Whoop ass.
clueless wonder, unlike you Puddy has other things to do besides go back and revisit old threads, especially your previous names used.
Besides Puddy don’t take orders from you. You know you did it just by the reaction you wrote fool.
Lata dummy!
Tell your “God”, and any other voices in your head, that my wife is canning cherry jam right now.
Which is it Puddy 2 or 3.
I mean, that’s not a number a father gets mixed up.
Or is it??
You know there’s an old racist joke white people like to tell it goes like this:
Q: What’s the most confusing day in Oakland?
A: Father’s Day.
Is YLB wrong or are you wrong, Puddy?
Gotta go, late night business to attend to. $$$$$$$$$$$ is about to happen.
I just love being a capitalist.
GBS who do you think?
Puddy chooses clueless wonder. Why? He only focused on that comment which was in a long line of discussion. He only whips this out and reverts back to this when he is losing an argument. How many times has he used this comment this year alone GBS? Ask him.
He is the biggest HNM clueless wonder. He was getting his ASS wiped!
Over here in dog’s country, where your bing cherries are grown, people give you bags and boxes of bings, Rainiers, royal anns. I was at a title/escrow office yesterday, and a woman I don’t even know asked me if I wanted a grocery bag of dark cherries. Why, sure! She had two boxes at home someone gave her. There is a glut this year. Cherry-lover’s paradise!
There ain’t nothing wrong with talking to God. I did it this week hunkered down on the Bighorn River in Montana on the Crow Reservation. Lightning bolts were hitting way too close for comfort. The rain was monsoon-like, and coming horizontally, given the 40+ mile per hour blasts of wind. I put down my graphite flyrod, knowing that graphite conducts electricity. Still, God never said a word to me, at least not a word I heard. On the other hand, I survived. That’s enough communication for me.
@19 Puddinghead is a stupid Republican* who goes around wearing a “Kick Me” sign so YLB does.
* The phrase “stupid Republican” is actually a redundancy because all Republicans are, by definition, stupid.
@27 “God never said a word to me”
Mother Teresa reportedly had the same problem and I understand she got pretty depressed over it.
Rog @ 29
She nonetheless kept at her calling, even if she did not know from whom the calling came. There is, of course, nothing wrong with doubt. Sarah Palin doesn’t understand that, nor does Glen Beck. That’s why the GOP is dying. Thank God.
did he ask you why you would eat chocolate to celebrate the death of HIS unborn creations?
31
I am most confident God has never spoken to you.
Just the chuckle I needed after a tough night at work. Worth dipping into the pit here to say thanks.
Idiot @ 25
Hey! YOU brought up the “three names” in Jan.
YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOUR OWN STUPID SELF!
The argument? You’ve been losing it since before Nov 2006. Trying to sell right wing bullshit is a total loser fool.
Goldy, I know your tongue is thrust firmly in your cheek (I love cherries, too!), but here’s a powerful, short (2 min) video clip that ought to be required viewing for all who think “God” chooses to help them personally:
http://unreasonablefaith.com/2.....xperience/
Pudpuller should note the last 5 seconds or so especially…
God just texted me and asked me who Susan Hutchison is and why she keeps talking to Him.
Moron@34: And Puddy will every time you complain of some HMNT when you
are the HNM clueless wonder.
Remember fool no person whom thinks right ever called Puddy a name like a libtardo called you MONOMANIACAL.
P R I C E L E S S!
You made me laugh even though I’m mad at you for not calling. #36 was also hysterical.
Well the saying goes only if you listen, can you hear
Genisis 8. And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day.
Exodus26. And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the Lord thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the Lord that healeth thee.
1st Corinthinas 2-1. And I, brethren, when I came to you, came not with excellency of speech or of wisdom, declaring unto you the testimony of God.
2. For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified.
3. And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much trembling.
4. And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man’s wisdom, but in demonstration of the spirit and of power:
5. That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.
6. Howbeit we speak wisdom among them that are perfect: yet not the wisdom of this world, nor of the princes of this world, that come to nought:
7. But we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory:
8. Which none of the princes of this world knew: for had they known it, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory.
9. But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
10. But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
11. For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God.
12. Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
13. Which things also we speak, not in the words which man’s wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
14. But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.