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From the World of International Contract Bridge

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 11/15/07, 6:29 pm

I mean honestly what the fuck?

In the genteel world of bridge, disputes are usually handled quietly and rarely involve issues of national policy. But in a fight reminiscent of the brouhaha over an anti-Bush statement by Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks in 2003, a team of women who represented the United States at the world bridge championships in Shanghai last month is facing sanctions, including a yearlong ban from competition, for a spur-of-the-moment protest.

At issue is a crudely lettered sign, scribbled on the back of a menu, that was held up at an awards dinner and read, “We did not vote for Bush.”

By e-mail, angry bridge players have accused the women of “treason” and “sedition.”

“This isn’t a free-speech issue,” said Jan Martel, president of the United States Bridge Federation, the nonprofit group that selects teams for international tournaments. “There isn’t any question that private organizations can control the speech of people who represent them.”

Not so, said Danny Kleinman, a professional bridge player, teacher and columnist. “If the U.S.B.F. wants to impose conditions of membership that involve curtailment of free speech, then it cannot claim to represent our country in international competition,” he said by e-mail.

It only gets more insane. These women make their living playing bridge. They are some of the best in the world, and they’re being threatened with a years’ banishment because they held up a menu that said “We did not vote for Bush”? Seriously.

I’m super pissed off that there’s honestly any discussion of people losing their livelihood because they held up a menu that said how they voted. These are mothers and they held up a sign during a victory celebration. While waving American flags and singing the National Anthem.

And by the way, the French team got the American ideal better than our country:

“By trying to address these issues in a nonviolent, nonthreatening and lighthearted manner,” the French team wrote in by e-mail to the federation’s board and others, “you were doing only what women of the world have always tried to do when opposing the folly of men who have lost their perspective of reality.”

Anyway, next up is my expose on Pinochle: what do they do with all the low value cards, anyway?

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  1. 1

    Richard Pope spews:

    Thursday, 11/15/07 at 6:39 pm

    Isn’t political protest against the law in the People’s Republic of China, where the international tournament was being held? Whether or not we like the laws in foreign countries, don’t we have to obey these laws? It looks like next years’ world bridge championship is going to be held in Beijing. What would happen to the local bridge players at these competitions if they held a political protest sign against the rulers of their own countries? Or if our own bridge players held a sign to protest against Tibet occupation or Falun Gong suppression, instead of our own country’s elected (?) leadership?

    Just food for thought. Personally, I don’t see why the players should be punished for expressing their political opinions. But I do think it is interesting that they did so in a country where it is basically illegal to express political opinions.

  2. 2

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 11/15/07 at 8:48 pm

    @1 “Isn’t political protest against the law in the People’s Republic of China, where the international tournament was being held?”

    What business does the U.S. Bridge Federation have enforcing China’s political repression laws?

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 11/15/07 at 9:00 pm

    By the way, Richard, China didn’t complain. The USBF’s stated reason for punishing the players is to not lose corporate sponsorship money. Also, some USBF members complained, calling the protest “treason” and “sedition.” Do you recognize the rightwing fingerprints on this organization?

    The New York Times editorial page got it right when they called the Federation’s actions “un-American.” The fat white guys who run the USBF would have made good servants of a Mussolini or a Batista.

  4. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 11/15/07 at 9:01 pm

    Memo to wingnut bridge players: There is no such thing as “sedition” under American law. You guys are better card players than civics students.

  5. 5

    Lily spews:

    Thursday, 11/15/07 at 11:34 pm

    If stating that you didn’t vote for the current president is treason, there’s a whole lotta Clinton haters that should still be in jail. Luckily for them, there is no such law about discussing who you voted for.

  6. 6

    palamedes spews:

    Friday, 11/16/07 at 7:07 am

    @5

    Dang, Lily, and here I was merrily scribbling subpoenas… ;-)

  7. 7

    Blue John spews:

    Friday, 11/16/07 at 7:14 am

    Any dissent against Bush is not allowed. Look at the spineless Democrats in congress.

  8. 8

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 11/16/07 at 7:45 am

    It was a juvenile stunt by a bunch of bridge-playing bitch-cunts.

  9. 9

    columbo's glass eye spews:

    Friday, 11/16/07 at 8:56 am

    re 8: You are just incorrect…. And a dick-sucking homo — no offense.

  10. 10

    moe99 spews:

    Sunday, 11/18/07 at 11:15 pm

    Actually, Columbo I think Politically Incorrect was spotted with a wide stance at a certain Mpls airport bathroom

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