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• Ceasefire between Israel and Iran.
• Ceasefire between Cambodia and Thailand.
• Politics
Trump set to announce initial deal to end conflict between Azerbaijan and Armenia
Any president not named Trump would be a shoo-in for the Nobel.
Obama got one for far, far less.
Cambodia PM says he has nominated Donald Trump for Nobel Peace Prize
In today’s world impeachment is a greater honor than the Nobel.
What TDS hath wrought.
Give the tariffs levied against India a couple of months and Russia might capitulate. Then it will be Volodymyr’s turn to pen a nomination letter.
Why on earth does the Nazi Fucktard continue to support, promote, and enable child sex trafficking by wealthy elites and their pals?
India tariffs in place, and India responds by backing out of its purchases of Russian crude. Not all of it is being absorbed elsewhere.
Wait until DJT47 raises tariffs on China for buying Russian oil.
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… continue to support, promote, and enable child sex trafficking by wealthy elites and their pals?
Having just last week decided that Bill Clinton should be punished for his fornication with minor girls provided by Epstein and Maxwell, QoS McHillbilly is now behaving as obnoxiously as a just-saved Christian proselytizing to anyone who will listen.
Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here.
@1
Gaza leveled mass starvation, genocide nods in approval and congratulate the war criminal for colonizing the beach.
Launched an illegal attack on Iran.
Send the Marines to his own cities
Any president not named Trump would’ve been forced from office by congressional oversight
By this time in 2027, after the GOP gains seven House seats (two by Democrat defections) and another Senate seat, QoS McHillbilly will drop a dime on Barack in his effort to stop the Orange Juggernaut.
Democrats hoping to recover from the three disastrous nominees in the last decade need to jettison Hair Gel sooner rather than later. Before he ensures JD Vance’s election.
There is nothing True Gretch or The PA Jew have done that comes anywhere close to the numerous misbehaviors Hair Gel and his wives have committed.
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@ 8 needs you to believe that Congress chooses the Nobel Peace Prize recipient.
Boston-area sheriff indicted by the DOJ for extortion.
It seems unethical and is clearly sleazy but I’m not sure it’s illegal.
Maybe it’s because Massachusetts has zero Republicans in the House of Representatives.
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What could possibly be wrong with the sheriff of the county in which Boston, MA is incorporated purchasing friends and family shares in a cannibis company just after signing off on its licensing?
This is right up there with Clintonian cattle futures investing.
Too bad, really, that Biden didn’t move on this.
I say too bad not because I want to see the Court packed. I say too bad because I want to see the flip-flopping Democrats would have to do when it becomes clear that they’ve pulled a Harry Reid on themselves.
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Tesla Takedown update:
Been a lotta “arrow up” days since QoS McHillbilly pronounced TSLA dead when the shares were at $238.
It’s been a long time since Tina Brown was The Shit.
Thoughts and Prayers.
Hope Dumpy puts them out of business.
https://abcnews.go.com/Business/michigan-manufacturer-warns-trump-tariffs-threaten-small-business/story?id=124446294
I don’t wear a fucking skirt.
7,
Why on earth does the Nazi Fucktard continue to support, promote, and enable child sex trafficking by wealthy elites and their pals?
The Stupid, phony “mortgage fraud” investigation couldn’t make it out of the starting gate. So now they have to try something else.
Why would Vance want to pick up the mess that will be left by Dumpy? It is a Cult – but at that time why would anyone even vote for a failed 4 years. These are opportunists that all said that Dumpy is a Fuckwad, the majority of them are cringing at what the dictator is doing.
And that is if whether Dumpy, the aspiring Dictator, even wants to leave. He never did and he never will want to leave.
He also supports cop killers, or at least selectively when it suits him.
You spelled Cannabis wrong.
Seems like such low level corruption compared to the Trump Crime Syndicate
I’ll use Elmo’s Xitler site when it suits the truth:
https://x.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1953092308183740661
Massie is now under attack from MAGAturds like the Nazi Fucktard who have no other choice but to support, promote, and enable child sex trafficking by wealthy elites and their pals.
@ 17
I don’t wear a fucking skirt.
It’s leather chaps and nothing else, isn’t that right, Boy Butter?
@6
He’s blathering about a move that would spike the global price of crude..
That’s just fantasy anyway.
And it’s fucking with OUR business.
Why is it Dumbfuck’s juiciest corruption bits come from a rando on the Twatter?
The owner of Trump Burgers in Houston is an illegal alien.
KHOU reporting
Roland Bianchi, owner of Trump Burger came to the US on a temporary work visa in 2019. That expired in February ‘24.
The normal procedure is to apply for another Visa well ahead of expiration. If granted the person must visit an embassy outside the US (Leave by the date of the current visa) and return with the new one. It is not clear if Bianchi applied and was denied or if he just overstayed intentionally. Bottom line, he has no legal ability to be in the United States.
ICE “We don’t care about Olive Oil brown we’re cracking down on refried bean brown.”
Confidential to Kristy Noem,
3410 Chimney Rock Rd
Houston, TX 77057
Any stupid MAGA jackass dumb enough to name his own restaraunt after Fat Hitler should consider it an honor and a privilege to be deported for his God-Emperor Orange FatGuy.
https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2025/08/08/trump-burger-owner-faces-deportation-after-ice-arrest-in-houston/
Where the fuck is this guy’s gratitude?
@10 translation: the Newsoms are so small time..
shoulda started a meme coin..
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/05/04/trumps-first-100-days-crypto-coin-profits/83323189007/
And host crypto scammers at the gov’s mansion.. like the surreal players do who babble “that’s pants shitter just being pants shitter”..
yawwwn..
I think I might join ICE so I can get in on some of the fun while it’s still available.
This has me a bit worried:
https://www.dhs.gov/medialibrary/assets/video/56835
Two and one half minutes of griding teeth and shoving goons:
https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3lvtqv6unlk2f
Fat Hitler is in Epstein’s Files.
What if Rep. Jasmine Crockett also happened to be a Black Hebrew Israelite?
Would that be at all a “thing”?
https://premierchristian.news/us/news/article/pete-hegseth-attends-church-christian-nationalist
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/05/23/doug-wilson-new-right-pastor-hegseth-trump-officials-00355376
After reading this, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit waddled to the icebox in search of his missing erectile potency.
Body of man missing for 28 years found in melting glacier
@ 32
What if Rep. Jasmine Crockett also happened to be a Black Hebrew Israelite?
Would that be at all a “thing”?
Pretty sure the bar was raised above that level when Twin Cities Democrats elected a brother-marrying Israel-hating terrorist sympathizer to represent them in Congress.
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Boxcheck Momala and Second Wife-Beater have announced their newest venture: a Kamala Harris-themed seafood restaurant.
They’re naming it Tuna Twat.
The DNC’s worst nightmare is watching their voters realize that life can be fun rather than oppressive.
Welfare Queen YLB’s greatest fear is what her fucked kids might discover if they are ever able to leave her basement.
Team Biden did not treat Anita Dunn very well.
Yesterday she got her revenge.
Politics
Trusted Biden aide testifies ex-prez skipped Super Bowl interview due to bombshell ‘classified records’ report: sources
By February of last year it was clear to everyone except HA libbies that The Biden Crime Family was dirtier than the Clintons.
None of them held out the slightest hope that Biden could pass it.
@30
Speaking of MemeCoins
That MAGA bros have been tossing green dildos onto the court in several NBA Arenas during games to promote their meme coin launch (and a Dumbfuck posting about how funny it is) makes one think maybe they don’t care about female athletes’ safety after all.
They begin to lose interest in them around age 14 or 15.
Before that they really only care about “protecting” the “hot blondes” by “helping them meet people who can help them out”.
Usually by putting things inside of them.
She told the committee President Biden’s team decided against doing a Super Bowl interview last year because they thought the main coverage would be about what he did with classified records
Uhhh are we talking about these classified records???
https://images.app.goo.gl/iEtgEw7ZkZWCr5ke6
Guess not… yawwwn…
Vanguard says buy more bonds than stocks over the next decade. Top Wall Street banks are already on board.
yabut S&P 500, tariffs filling treasury and happy sawmill..
what do fucking Buffet, Vanguard, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley know?? Must be a derp state klownspiracy..
didn’t bonzo called them “chicken littles”?
they are ever able to leave her basement.
dream on dumbfuck.. our elderly tenant is happy as all get out in her well appointed 1400 sq ft, two bedroom, 1 1/4 bath adu basement apartment and only too happy to pay market rate rent in Seattle..
get a clue dumbfuck.. the kids have flown the nest… but no worries.. everyone here knows you’re denser than spent uranium.
Im not poor or brown. Why is Trump not being recognized as the great man he is.
Why is Ghislaine Maxwell now at a minimum security prison? A level of security that by Federal Bureau of Prisons regulations an inmate with Sexual Crime Conviction is not eligible for?
Who made the decision to transfer her there?
Some people are saying it’s a reward for lying about what she knows about current and former Presidents and other titans of industry and finance.
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You think that’s weird?
Fat Hitler’s Labor Secretary Alexader Acosta when he prosecuted the original federal case in Palm Beach arranged for Epstein, a known child sex trafficker to be sentenced to a year of what was basically home confinement. He got to go to his own office suite each day to conduct his “business” and receive female guests – “and many of them are on the younger side”.
Fat Hitler is in the Epstein File.
Trump’s name is all over the Epstein files.
It is absolutely, perfectly true that Sec Def Whiskey Pete Hegseth is a member of an extremist Christian sect that preaches authoritarian Christian Theo-Nationalism, allowing only men to vote, sentencing women to the death penalty for abortion, forbidding a wife to decline sex with her husband, and forcing non-Christian children to recite Christian prayers in school.
It is of course absolutely untrue, and little more than a fevered fantasy conjured up by weird little guys in basements, that Rep. Ilhan Omar married her brother or has ever called for the destruction of the State of Israel.
The last time the Giddy Nazi Fucktard was this bouyant about TSLA it had managed a brief surge all the way up to 370.
Seven months in, Trump is now on his 7th IRS acting/commissioner, but at least he got rid of the pandemic relief fraudster with no tax experience.
For once you make sense. You must be feeling a bit foolish or girlish in your cheerleader’s skirt.
Not only did he say it he twatted. Video of himself saying it.
And then we’ll have Jet Packs, cold fusion, perpetual motion machines, Wonka’s Everlasting Gobstopper, a bear cub in every pot….
Rep. Cory Mills (R-FL) was always a POS, and now he’s an even bigger piece of shit, but character is a very low priority for Republican voters.
Mills, who’s married, denied being in a relationship with a beauty queen and claimed the press fabricated the story (while, incidentally, beating her up), then threatened her with revenge porn (and threatened violence against future boyfriends).
But in his defense, he can try to justify his mistress by arguing he’s separated from his wife, who’s suing for divorce; she can’t stand him either, tho no word on whether he also beat her.
In his personal and business life, he’s a deadbeat who can’t pay his business debts or back rent on his $20K-a-month luxury apartment, has conflicts of interest, and has been penalized for not paying worker’s comp premiums.
None of this deters GOP voters, because I guess they like candidates who hand out dummy grenades.
@1 “Trump set to announce initial deal to end conflict between Azerbaijan and Armenia. Any president not named Trump would be a shoo-in for the Nobel.”
Yeah, that deal was reached in March, before Trump got involved, and they don’t hand out Nobels for limelight stealing.
53)I heard Armenia is even open to talks with Turkey, if true, must have put aside demands for Turkey to apologize.
@1 Mush Morton, a famous WW2 American sub commander, allegedly was denied the Medal of Honor because he ordered the machine gunning of survivors from a torpedoed Japanese transport who turned out to be mostly Indian Army POWs.
Following similar reasoning, there may be a similar character bar to awarding a Nobel Prize to someone who has committed reprehensible acts.
Ask yourself, does the Nobel Prize Committee really want to associate the Peace Prize with a notorious liar, womanizer, racist, and convicted criminal who even cheats at golf?
@2 Mush Morton, a famous WW2 American sub commander, allegedly was denied a Medal of Honor because he ordered the machine gunning of survivors from a torpedoed Japanese transport who turned out to be mostly Indian Army POWs.
Following similar reasoning, might there not be a character test involved in awarding Nobel Prizes?
Ask yourself, does the Norwegian Nobel Committee really want to bring the Peace Prize into further disrepute by awarding it to a notorious liar, womanizer, racist, and convicted criminal who even cheats at golf? Especially given their previous flubs?
But I guess if they can give it to Yasser Arafat and Henry Kissinger, even Trump might get considered. However, I personally think Greta Thunberg should be in line ahead of him.
55)Seen that story in my Facebook feed, and too many times, comments tell people to shut up about the massacre, it was war. They think the POW part was a lie.
@3 “Honor” and “impeachment” don’t belong in the same sentence. Neither do “honor” and “Trump.” The only “honor” he deserves is wrist and ankle bracelets and an orange jumpsuit.
@5 Because he’s a pervert like them.
@6 What can Trump do to China he hasn’t already done? This reminds me of a popular saying in Vietnam: “What can they do to you, draft you into the army, and send you to Vietnam?” Sometimes you have limited options for bending others to your will.
@11 wants you to believe that Trump has even more sway over the Norwegian parliament than over Congress.
@12 What exactly do Massachusetts congressmen and women have to do with a corrupt Boston sheriff? Does Congress impeach county sheriffs?
The Whidbee Dumbfuck has all his trolling lines in the water today.
King County Elections ballot drop, Wilson now at 50.15%.
https://election-results-01.kingcounty.gov/results.pdf
@24 I assume you don’t wear anything when fucking the horse.
@30 Don’t worry, they’re desperate, and will take anybody, even immigrants from other planets.
@33 If you fell into a glacier, nobody would be able to drink the meltwater for 1,000 years.
@34 That would be terrible even if only partly true. The difference between the parties is Democrats can tell wild stories about Republicans without making up any of the facts.
@36 With voters like these, it’s not surprising we get a president like Trump. The only big difference between you and them is the size of outboard motor you can afford.
@39 “They begin to lose interest in them around age 14 or 15.”
Exactly! When they turn 16, they’re shipped off Epstein Island back to where they came from.
@57 Even in war, massacring a bunch of people, only to find out later they were on your side, is considered bad form.
68,
Try not to overlook the plain fact that nobody at all, Democrat, Republican, or Independent, has ever cast one single vote at all for Whiskey Pete Hegseth. Cult Leader Fat Hitler waives his scepter and all the idiots drop to their bloodied knees, open their pie holes and beg for “His” blessings.
Omar, of course, never did any of the things that the Nazi Fucktard, or her genocidal Zionist attackers claim. But even if she had, that’s between her and her district constituents. That is in fact how we get, and have to somehow tolerate, actual degenerate freaks like Matt Gaetz, who I wish now to point out the Nazi Fucktard always supported.
But a cabinet secretary ought to be better than Matt Gaetz. And now the giddy, girlishly heart-stung Nazi Fucktard is openly admitting that Whiskey Pete is not.
@72 Trump voters may not have known they were getting Whiskey Pete, but they knew damn well they would get the kind of people the Mar-a-Lago Don appoints. And they all look pretty much the same.
It’s not only red states:
https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/imports-plunge-seattle-tacoma-ports-tariffs/281-72df8025-ffb0-4108-bad1-7974ff17d646
Red state voters deserve what happens to them, but it’s questionable whether Seattleites do. But as in 1930s Germany, when some vote for fascism, all get caught up in its waves.
71)Especially when other subs, when they found out the people were Allied POWs, rescued them. Remember hearing a little about it when touring the Pampanito.
Hi Bob! It’s Justin!
https://www.startribune.com/ex-sen-justin-eichorn-asks-judge-to-identify-undercover-cop-who-posed-for-sex-ad-leading-to-arrest/601450522
Vaccine conspiracy theories can have serious consequences.
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/active-shooter-emory-university
Forensic investigators have identified three more 9/11/2001 victims. One identity wasn’t disclosed at the family’s request. One was a currency trader in the North Tower, another a passenger on the hijacked jet; I’m surprised anything at all was left of her.
https://www.foxla.com/news/9-11-victims-3-more-people-identified-decades-after-attack
Hi, I’m the NepoBaby in this race.
Again, they are determined to lose as many lawsuits as possible.
Head of FBI Las Vegas Field Office was just fired. Spencer Evans served 21 years with the bureau with no scandals EXCEPT he followed the Biden Administration’s orders to enforce mandatory vaccination as the Covid-19 Pandemic killed 350 Americans a week.
According to his attorney the justification for termination is ‘Constitutional Authority.’
Judgement: Full reinstatement with back pay and half a million?
78)Sometimes something of the body survives impact. Like the pilot of the Kamikaze that hit the Missouri. There were crewmen to their dying days that were still bitter over, not just the attack, but Captain Callaghan ordering them to give the pilot a funeral. Unlike the WTC, the Missouri shrugged off getting hit.
Although wouldn’t have given the terrorists who were at the controls of those 757s and 767s the same.
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Nope. No half million. Not even fifty cents.