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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/1/25, 10:52 pm

Liberal Redneck: Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and the truth about “woke cancel culture”

The Late Show: Tired of Democrats who don’t fight back against Republicans?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп has no time for being President ♬
  • Ali Velshi: From a souring economy to Epstein, Трамп “isn’t fixing anything”
  • Steve Shives: Трамп continues murdering celebrities to distract from Epstein files
  • LegalEagle: Pardon or immunity for Ghislaine?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ tay Awake… A lullaby for The Dotard ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп un-wokes Smithsonian
  • The Late Show: ♫ Beyoncé Responds To Presnit Трамп ♬:

  • Jen Psaki: Трамп blows up his own case for tariff power with scattershot excuses
  • Political Primate: The Scottish welcome Трамп’s theatrical homecoming
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп skims nuclear safety funds to spruce up vanity gift plane from Qatar
  • ScaredKetchup: The Трамп show is BACK w/ Epstein files + MORE
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard brings back the Presidential Fitness test
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Bawdy Song Making Fun of Трамп (Трампer trigger warning) ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ August Sun ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—Who is Трамп going to throw under the bus for Epstein Files?
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп goes off the deep end over bad jobs numbers and even a FAUX panel is stunned
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп invites Jesus to the workplace & GOP prays for a tariff rebate
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ (He Never Promised Us A) Rose Garden ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s First Half a Year’s a Success! (He said so.) ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп will try to “cook the books” after firing labor stats chief, experts warn
  • Peter Quentin: ♫ Deportees ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Scotland Hates Трамп ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Wanna Leave You Hangin’, but We Could ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Africa Melania ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп to prosecute Obama for treason?

John Oliver: Gang databases

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Deplorable Dumpster:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп can’t escape Epstein questions in Scotland, calls Epstein Island a “privilege”
  • Champnella: ♫ FRIENDS starring The Dotard Трамп and Jeffrey Epstein ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes after Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • Dark Brandon: MAGA, you chose the Shit—Now you get to wear it
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ My Beef With Jeffrey Epstein ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—World’s Most Notorious Golf Cheat ♬
  • LegalEagle: Epstein takes the Fifth about Трамп
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп bombarded by Epstein Q’s in Scotland & MAGA “caddies” provide cover back home
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Holiday ♬:

  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 5 MAGA prayer requests
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп “haunted” by Epstein questions, says Epstein poached spa staff as polls crater
  • The Late Show: The Dotard von Shitzenpantz, master of impressions
  • Desi Lydic: Horny, anti-woke nutburger GOP defend Sydney Sweeney amid denim ad backlash
  • Liberal Redneck: What is their plan for Ghislaine??
  • The Daily Show: Joe Rogan—The path to Roganlightenment
  • Ari Melber: 47’s Epstein shame! Victims slam secretive, partisan failures by Трамп & DOJ in sex trafficking case
  • Brenna Perez: Joe Rogan, “Do they think we’re babies?!” … Yeah, Joe.
  • Dark Brandon: A very strong case of why MAGA voters are racist
  • Stella Magz: Boebert’s son cited for child abuse…
  • Jordan Klepper hears MAGA’s Epstein conspiracies over the years
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Alex Jones
  • Tommy Campbell: Scotland mocks Трамп’s visit & Mike Lindell reacts to appeal
  • Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer: ♫ It ain’t gonna go away! ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates confirmation of Emil Bove
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donny Loved a Pedo (And The Pedo Loved ‘the Don’) ♬
  • Seth Meyers: “Missing minute” in Epstein jail video deepens mystery & Трамп nods off at White House
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s Epstein hole gets deeper with apparent special treatment of Ghislaine Maxwell
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп asks Hegseth to cool it with the polygraphs & Kristi Noem goes horse girl
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп complains about losing spa staff & Mike Lindell talks jail
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Epstein Was Трамп’s Closest Friend (So what might we infer?) ♬
  • Stephen: A Scottish welcome & Ghislaine Maxwell mystery & Paramount + Skydance = PSKY & are NBC and ABC next?

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    Kim Jong UnderagedPoon spews:

    Friday, 8/1/25 at 11:00 pm

    Tired:

    If we stop testing there will be no more Covid-19 cases.

    Wired:

    If I fire the statistician who complies the numbers there will be lots of jobs.

  2. 2

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/1/25 at 11:10 pm

    How soon will the Maxwell pardon happen?

  3. 3

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/1/25 at 11:15 pm

    Saw the Blue Blaster on Lake Washington today,don’t know why the museum is letting NASCAR’s Jimmie Johnson drive it. Although Lake Washington isn’t too choppy like the waters it was racing in on that fateful day, and don’t think Bill Muncey haunts it. Just in case, the Coast Guard should move their boat.

    Actually today, he almost blew the engine just leaving the dock at Stan Sayres. Should be running on Saturday and Sunday for a Vintage Heat. Didn’t see if the 1980 Miss Budweiser was also in the pits.

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