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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/25/25, 6:49 pm

LegalEagle: Can employers require brain chips?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The World’s Largest Collection of Трамп Songs ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard releases the MLK files
  • Stephen: The gloves are off & “I absolutely love that Colbert got fired” & Трамп & Epstein’s wonderful secret
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fat Old Man, Big White House ♬
  • Ali Velshi: Stephen Miller’s anti-immigrant pitch doesn’t hold up to scrutiny
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Ankles ♬:

  • Jon Stewart on Colbert’s cancellation & Трамп’s “bawdy” Epstein doodles
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How to Forget about Трамп (and save your sanity) ♬
  • Robert Reich: How to take the fight to the oligarchy
  • LegalEagle: Трамп can’t fire the Fed Chair (unless the Supreme Court was lying this whole time)
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Rotting Rotting ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Venous ♬:

  • Charlamagne Tha God: Трамп vs. Biden—Who’s losing it faster?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the passing of Ozzy Osbourne
  • Puppet Regime: Trump and Zelensky (Cold)play Putin
  • The Late Show: Will the Washington Commanders change their name?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Трамп Hiding MAJOR Health Issues ♬

Alan Cumming: Attacks against the trans community & bringing kindness back in America

Deplorables:

  • Michelle Wolf: Трамп’s Epstein coverup
  • Dark Brandon: QAnon said “Trust the plan”—Then Трамп hid the files
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is living in abject terror about the Epstein files. His silence proves it.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ghislaine Lives in Fear of Трамп’s Coverup ♬
  • Jabari Jones: Трамп & Epstein—The voice mails
  • Seth Meyers: WSJ’s Трамп-Epstein birthday letter bombshell rocks MAGA & Трамп’s doodles resurface
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Epstein Distraction Song ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for those Suffering from TDS (Trump Denial Syndrome) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: The UNTOLD TRUTH about Jeffery Epstein
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blurred my name with style ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп IMPLODING as Republicans shut down Congress to flee Epstein mess
  • Dark Brandon: What is QAnon? A deep dive into America’s dumbest apocalypse
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Epstein List ♬
  • Stephen: Epstein is a real problem for the GOP & Трамп’s creepy past & blaming Obama
  • Jabari Jones: Трамп—So let it be written….
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп Is In the Epstein Files—Shutting Down The House ♬:

  • Stella Magz: MAGA hypocrisy knows no bounds….
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein ♬
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп dodges Epstein by attacking Obama, dropping MLK files & trying to change Coke
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп and Epstein ain’t going away!! (Hopefully)
  • Dark Brandon: Dear MAGA, he’s not your daddy anymore
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s doodle letter evidence and Don Jr.’s HILARIOUS reaction

Jesse Welles: ♫ PBS ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 7/25/25 at 7:42 pm

    With Ozzie’s passing, surprised he lasted this long. When I watched the show, looked like backstage he was having trouble on tour.

  2. 2

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 7/25/25 at 7:48 pm

    Been waiting for confirmation of this announcement, rather than rely on gossip from drivers and mechanics on Social Media. King County Metro is officially hiking the fare from $2.75 to $3, which they should have done when LINK started serving Lynwood and Sound Transit eliminated distance-based fares on LINK.
    https://info.myorca.com/news/2025-fare-change/

  3. 3

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 4:08 am

    Taiwan allowing recall elections for the Legislative Yuan.
    https://youtu.be/IlG8Wu6KGoc?si=INqzgrSialI7GOUN

    Taiwan has a unique government structure with 5 branches, the usual three, plus two others, the Control and Investigation Yuan, which are rooted in the Civil Service system of Imperial China.

  4. 4

    The Pedo Files spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 6:56 am

    I never met those people. I never got excited when Ivanka gave me lap dances. This is a witch-hunt my little goblins. Watch out for the Pizza dressed in drag.

  5. 5

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:00 am

    This is insight that goes way beyond Bob’s ability to see his penis.

    https://www.newsweek.com/april-mcclain-delaney-interview-trump-cuts-rural-america-2104354

  6. 6

    Abortion spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:04 am

    The Jews are murdering babies and children.

  7. 7

    Pedophile spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:06 am

    All we have are our lies, cheats and steals.

    Support your local Pedo – Red hats on sale!

  8. 8

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:10 am

    It’s ok. You voted to lose your Job. You should reap what you so you hatred mother fuckers.

    Here’s an Idea – vote for JD in 0248, after Dumpy passes. In the meantime, go fuck yourself.

    If you have to ask your boss if you are going to lose your job, well maybe you should have gone to school and hadn’t had a mom and dad that were drinking Schlitz instead of changing your dirty diaper.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/trump-tariffs-food-costs-independent-can-company-profile-rcna218035

  9. 9

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:12 am

    Going nowhere fast.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/tariff-hit-small-businesses-fear-getting-crushed-corporate-rivals-rcna199786

    Conservative use to boast about small businesses. Now they prefer Oligarchy and Fascism.

  10. 10

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:17 am

    Federal workers losing their jobs. Cuts in spending. Running a larger deficit. People losing their healthcare. People paying more for goods. (except for eggs and gas – practically free right now). The housing market slowing. Labor force reducing making things more expensive. Pay more for health and car insurance. More natural disasters because no green energy. Pay more for life insurance because life expectancy will go down, with more people dying earlier.

    Stock market highs!

  11. 11

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:19 am

    That little strip of gray/white hair? Putin loves it!

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/gabbard-white-house-lying-intel-russian-interference-2016-ex-cia-offic-rcna220870

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:12 am

    Do the same for Planned Parenthood and hey, no more issues.

    Ben Mullin
    @BenMullin

    scoop: donations to NPR and PBS stations have exploded, with donors across the country giving in unprecedented numbers since Congress cut federal funding

    https://nytimes.com/2025/07/24/business/media/npr-pbs-funding-cuts-donations.html

    Once you self-fund libbies, you can kill as many babies as you please.

  13. 13

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:17 am

    @ 1

    … surprised he lasted this long.When I watched the show, looked like backstage he was having trouble on tour.

    People said the same thing about Hillary, yet she’s still around. Pretty sure it’s because she starts every morning by biting the head off of a small, defenseless animal.

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:31 am

    With the new changes to the SAT format, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron is weighing another attempt to be accepted to a university. Any university.

    According to a June 18 op-ed by Michael Torres, the policy director for the Classical Learning Test (CLT), one major change was the format switch from paper to computerized testing. This allows the exam to be adaptable, which means that “students are served easier or harder questions in later portions of each section based on their early performance.”

    Torres also notes that the Reading and Writing section of the test shrank from between 500-750 words to anywhere between 25-150 words.

    The College Board defended the shortened passages, now approximately the length of a social media post, citing that the ability to read longer passages is “not an essential prerequisite for college.”

    Although to be honest, rejection letters from all 17 HBCUs he had applied to were pretty devastating to him at the time. Back then he was hetero.

  15. 15

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:36 am

    Instead of watching the Blue Angels,

    KIRO 7
    @KIRO7Seattle

    What do you think of this billboard? We’re digging into this new push to ground the Seattle summer tradition and get the Blue Angels out of Seafair!
    Watch KIRO 7 News at 5:30 and 7pm.

    4:17 PM · Jul 23, 2025

    ·
    Seattle libbies want everyone to congregate in Pioneer Square to watch five homeless people synchronize their dumps in the doorways of local businesses.

  16. 16

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:41 am

    Planned Parenthood is closing clinics that don’t offer abortion so that it can keep open the ones that do. Pap smears and mammograms are off the menu so that PP can double down on the baby-killing.

    Tell me again about all of the good things Planned Parenthood does for women that have nothing to do with abortion.

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:47 am

    I saw one company, which previously held DEI coffee chats each month, begin to advertise DI coffee chats earlier this week.

    It’s a start. Equity in opportunity makes sense. Equity in outcome doesn’t.

    Welfare Queen YLB objects, of course, because without handouts her kids will remain forever fucked.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:57 am

    South Park features Donald Trump’s penis.

    This might be the first stubby that doesn’t make Welfare Queen YLB a little moist.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 9:02 am

    Steve is so weak that yesterday,

    Darryl broke Steve.

    And Darryl wasn’t even trying.

  20. 20

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 9:08 am

    Once you self-fund libbies, you can kill as many babies as you please.

    Why do you like paying for all the baby killings in Isreal that you are paying for.

    You are a hypocritical POS, but we all always have known that, beyond making no sense, no wonder you failed medical school.

  21. 21

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 9:10 am

    It’s a start. Equity in opportunity makes sense. Equity in outcome doesn’t.

    WMI – you are a White Male Incompetent

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 9:26 am

    @ 21

    Only 3 1/2 more years until President Vance, G-clown.

    Try to hang on.

  23. 23

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 9:42 am

    This is why Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kid is going to try his luck in health care:

    We began by conducting a keyword search of every article published in the JAMA Network—a group of 13 medical journals affiliated with the American Medical Association—between April 1 and May 31. The phrase “diversity, equity, and inclusion” appeared 56 times, more often than atherosclerosis (45) and osteoporosis (16). Another progressive-coded term, “inequity,” showed up 99 times—more than asthma (75) or opioid use disorder (65).

    Welfare Queen YLB taught her fucked kids to Go For The Grift. And she taught them well.

  24. 24

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 10:04 am

    I will have you know I got my degree in Radiology from Ozark Christian College like troll did. It’s where I leart Bloodletting to balance the humors, Boar bile enemas, Trepanation and wearing a donkey skin to treat rheumatism. Glad to see that Republicans are bringing those time tested treatments back into the mainstream. Troll, any time you need another Trepanation, you call me, I’ll do it for a discount.

  25. 25

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 10:18 am

    No End in Sight for Soaring Beef Price
    The latest US cattle tally offered little relief for consumers paying record beef prices. For years, ranchers have been slashing their herds due to a combination of high interest rates to mitigate republican economic policies, costly feed caused by republican tariffs and persistent drought caused by man made climate change.

  26. 26

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 10:22 am

    Only 3 1/2 more years until President Vance, G-clown.

    He’s such a queen. He especially looks good with the eye liner. You should try it with your dresses.

    You are subsidizing murdering babies. It would be cheaper to have them aborted.

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 10:53 am

    It’s DHS Art Appreciation Week! The agency posted 19th century paintings on its website, and MSNBC has this to say about the history they evoke:

    You don’t need to be an art history major to pick up on the reactionary subtext of DHS’ messaging. The agency is promoting the idea that America’s most authentic heritage can be traced back to its history of ethnic cleansing, racist social hierarchies and racial domination. The “homeland” is to be expropriated and protected from savages, and the people who most belong are the European settler class.

    DHS — the agency that removes migrants from the U.S., often violently these days — is signaling to both its supporters and critics how Trump views the idea of America as a nation. Its recent pair of paintings is a fitting set of images as Trump presides over brutal mass deportations after warning on the 2024 campaign trail that migrants were “poisoning the blood of our country.”

    And the paintings’ evocation of a lawless country where might made right is also apropos as Trump uses his anti-immigration agenda to try to curtail residents’ civil rights, degrades them in punishing detention camps and sends them off to vicious foreign super prisons without due process.

    https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/department-homeland-security-painting-american-progress-gast-rcna221128

    “Heritage” and “homeland” are phrases we’re hearing a lot these days. What they mean is this land is their land, only they belong here, and they intend to take it from us by any means necessary.

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:00 am

    If you’re a legal resident get kicked out of the country, what will happen to your property? In our area, the experience of Japanese-Americans is instructive. In Bellevue, Washington, Miller Freeman — as strident a racist as ever existed in our state — and his descendants ended up with it.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:06 am

    @12 “Once you self-fund libbies, you can kill as many babies as you please.”

    Right now, Israel is killing babies, and you and other Republicans don’t seem to mind at all.

    To show how absurd doc’s postings have become, he calls fetuses “babies,” abortion “killing,” and pretends Republicans pass laws against it only because they don’t want to pay taxes for other people’s abortions (while paying out of pocket for their own, and yes, we know they’re doing that despite the laws they’ve passed outlawing abortion), even though they don’t pay taxes to begin with.

    Dishonesty and hypocrisy wrapped up in one big ball of string.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:17 am

    @16 If you think that’s something, you should see how many hospitals Medicaid cuts and private equity are closing, and the “facility fees” the Wall Street sharks are charging at the few that remain open. The way things are going, soon Planned Parenthood clinics will be the only health care providers in many communities, especially in red states and rural areas.

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:23 am

    @17 “It’s a start. Equity in opportunity makes sense. Equity in outcome doesn’t.”

    Still peddling the myth we have equal opportunity in this country, and outcomes are determined by hard work and effort?

    The soon-to-be-deported landscaper mowing your grass, while you sit back on your lazy ass, works harder than you ever did.

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:28 am

    @20 At this point I would like to remind readers that back in June the dumbfuck troll posted a comment celebrating the murders of people with Jewish names.

    http://horsesass.org/friday-ni.....nt-1533846

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:33 am

    @25 Eating beef is bad for you and leads to health problems that burden doctors and our health care system. We should tax beef like we tax cigarettes.

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:41 am

    How a Gannett-owned Scottish newspaper announced Trump’s visit to Scotland:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-scottish-newspapers-headline-230000500.html

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:48 am

    Florida has passed a law against illegals being in their state. This allows state cops to participate in arrests of people they assume are “illegals.” It’s apparently not unusual for these arrests to involve excessive force, and officers who don’t know they’re being recorded making racist comments. In this case, they also laughed about $30,000 bonuses and said they might have to shoot one of the detainees they had just arrested and handcuffed.

    The beauty of this is that one of the people they violently arrested for being an “illegal” is a U.S. citizen, and the state can’t claim federal immunity when he sues the shit out of them.

    If I’m on the jury he’ll get $750,000 in compensatory damages, triple damages, attorney fees, and the state highway patrol is a jointly and severally liable party who has to pay it.

    https://www.aol.com/lived-immigrants-nightmare-one-problem-173742785.html

  36. 36

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:49 am

    @ 28

    In our area, the experience of Japanese-Americans is instructive. In Bellevue, Washington, Miller Freeman — as strident a racist as ever existed in our state — and his descendants ended up with it.

    All because of an EO issued by a Democrat president.

    An EO overridden by a Republican president.

  37. 37

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 11:50 am

    @ 35

    If I’m on the jury …

    It’s been decades since Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has been on anything other than the toilet.

  38. 38

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 12:09 pm

    @ 33

    Eating beef is bad for you and leads to health problems that burden doctors and our health care system.

    Wait until Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit gets around to passing judgement on fried chicken and malt liquor.

  39. 39

    GrandOldPedos spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 12:59 pm

    On July 7th:

    Texas House Republican and state DOGE Committee Chairman Giovanni Capriglione Was SUPER DUPER stoked to get Donald’s endorsement for reelection posting about him recognizing the ‘FIGHT FOR TEXAS FAMILIES” and “STRONG CONSERVATIVE VALUES!” And the great honor of working for the president’s trust.

    Yesterday:

    after weeks of conttroversy Texas House Republican and state DOGE Committee Chairman Giovanni Capriglione dropped out of the race after irrefutable evidence of multiple prostitute filled trips to Amsterdam and allegations of paying for an abortion for a prostitute and fantasizing out loud about jerking off into the batter being made for his daughter’s school bake sale.

    None of what this family values Republican did or is alleged to have done is illegal where he did it but as a ‘protect the children/family values’ candidate well….

    He fucked himself.

  40. 40

    lmao spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 1:42 pm

    try his luck in health care

    lol.. he’s worked hard to get where he is right now.. good grades, focus, putting your best self forward, just as his parents encouraged him to do.

    He will serve all of humanity in his chosen profession regardless regardless of race, class, gender, sexual orientation, preferred pronoun – everyone: everyone counts or nobody counts.

    He’s not a misogynist, greedee low-life like teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee.. moldering away in “retirement”, living its “best life” (lol at HA!), driven by a lifetime of resentments. What a miserable joke.

    Thanks for asking.

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 1:58 pm

    We know Doctor Dumbfuck subscribes to Barrons, because he told us he does. He probably is throwing his money away on a subscription for a publication he doesn’t read. Maybe he uses the print magazine as chicken coop liner. In any case, on the unrealistic off chance that he glanced at this week’s issue, he was that Barrons once again is calling stock options “lottery tickets.” That’s on page 5 of the July 28, 2025, print edition, which I read for free in the library today.

  42. 42

    Get thos Confederates BACK ON THE BASES spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 2:04 pm

    @36

    Tell me more about Nixon, the virulently racist Agnew and the Southern strategy.

    ‘We weren’t the racist fucks in the
    1940s but we are making up for it now!” is not a flex, Dumbfuck, no matter how many times you try.

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 2:04 pm

    @36 Racism isn’t any prettier wearing Democratic clothing. But that’s not happening in our party anymore. Nowadays all the racists are in your party. You’re still voting for racists. We are not.

  44. 44

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 2:07 pm

    @37 Lawyers don’t get on juries. When I say, “If I’m on the jury,” I’m speaking for ordinary Americans of character and conscience, not assholes like you.

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 2:10 pm

    @40 All available evidence indicates health care education was completely wasted on the dumbfuck troll, who made and continues to make no useful contributions to society whatever, other than camping on an island and staying out of everyone’s way.

  46. 46

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 2:14 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck is a toilet

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 3:30 pm

    This is up your alley, doc. As a failed minor league baseball player, you’ll no doubt be impressed that Athletics rookie Nick Kurtz tied the all-time major league record for most bases in a game last night. Kurtz was 6-for-6 with 4 home runs, a double, and a single. Either he’s one hell of a hitter, or the Astros have shitty pitchers.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 3:36 pm

    A Tennessee school district has decided to instill “work ethic” in kids, as follows:

    Lawrence County School System officials said the school is instituting the policy to teach students work ethic and reliability, saying that students will be expected to go to work sick or injured as adults.

    Therefore, doctor’s notes will no longer be accepted, and sick or injured kids who fail to show up at school will be referred to juvenile court.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/education/5421394-tennessee-school-doctors-note-chronic-absenteeism/?tbref=hp

  49. 49

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 3:39 pm

    John Bolton is a POS in his own right, but dismissed fellow wingnut POS Tulsi Gabbard’s tirade against Obama by saying “she’s imagined evidence that doesn’t exist.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5421742-bolton-gabbard-obama-russia-report/?tbref=hp

  50. 50

    Not Really Dumbfuck spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 3:48 pm

    80 YEARS AGO THE DEMOCRATS WERE THE RACISTS!

    ICE PROSECUTOR IN DALLAS RUNS WHITE SUPREMACIST X ACCOUNT
    The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 5:22 pm

    @50 “80 YEARS AGO THE DEMOCRATS WERE THE RACISTS!”

    Yeah, that’s really bad, and if I’d been around I would’ve tried to do something about it, but I wasn’t born yet.

    165 years ago they were even worse, that time they went to war to preserve slavery and “the southern way of life.”

    But nowadays the Democrats are the party of Lincoln, and Abe’s old haunts are the party of racists trying to reinstate slavery and turn back the clock on 160 years of social progress.

  52. 52

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 5:22 pm

    @50 “80 YEARS AGO THE DEMOCRATS WERE THE RACISTS!”

    Yeah, that’s really bad, and if I’d been around I would’ve tried to do something about it, but I wasn’t born yet.

    165 years ago they were even worse, that time they went to war to preserve slavery and “the southern way of life.” If I’d been around then, I would’ve voted for Lincoln. Back in those days, you could vote Republican with a clear conscience.

    But nowadays the Democrats are the party of Lincoln, and Abe’s old haunts are the party of racists trying to reinstate slavery and turn back the clock on 160 years of social progress.

  53. 53

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 6:11 pm

    Looks like they found a way for the Torchlight Parade to not affect vehicular traffic into Colman Dock. Thought it would be just send the traffic to Fauntleroy and Edmonds.

    https://wsdot.com/ferries/schedule/bulletin.aspx#106312

  54. 54

    DHS goes with ‘Good German’ defense spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 6:53 pm

    You almost feel sorry for Ron.

    DeSantis Dauchau (Aligator Auschwitz) is facing a big ass lawsuit for inhumane conditions.

    DHS: We have nothing to do with it. You should sue the State of Florida!

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:07 pm

    @54 No immunity! (See #35 above for details)

  56. 56

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:16 pm

    I have news for Doctor Dumbfuck, J.D. isn’t going to be president in 2029 or ever, unless Trump drops dead before then.

    JD Vance ‘hiding’ amid Epstein fallout is a sign of his tenuous political future: expert

    https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-2673765500/

    He doesn’t have a political future, and that’s only the tip of the iceberg. His scant two years in the Senate make him one of the least experienced politicians on the Hill. He’s not getting more experience, because he’s been kicked out of the White House, and is being shunned by the inner circle.

    His white supremacist beliefs and Peter Thiel ties make him toxic. He’s best known for whining about his childhood in his shitty book, lying about Haitian workers stealing and eating pets, and recently his racist blathering about “heritage” citizenship.

    This piece of shit is going nowhere in elective politics, because even Republicans can’t stand him. They even like their pedo dementia patient who hung out with Epstein better than him.

  57. 57

    G spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 7:50 pm

    https://apnews.com/article/walmart-stabbing-michigan-traverse-city-7d31d22005921a90e54c813a563c2457

    Not a Drag Queen I’m sure.

    One of the Heterosexuals

  58. 58

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 8:53 pm

    Watching the parade on TV, the new route, I hope it’s just to show off the new Waterfront Park, and back to 4th Ave next year. Although the Waterfront route doesn’t require Metro Line crews to take down 2 blocks of trolley wire. The new trolleybuses have off wire capability, use it. As for Metro’s participation, it was one of the RapidRide G line buses, with the 5 doors, three on the passenger side, two on the drivers side.

  59. 59

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 7/26/25 at 10:13 pm

    Republicans just can’t stop lying.

    U.S. Rep. Gabe Evans has routinely characterized his Mexican immigrant grandfather’s path to American citizenship as a model for fixing the country’s immigration system, including last week when the Colorado Republican touted a sweeping immigration reform bill he cosponsored. …

    Answering a question about deportation policy during the congressional race’s first primary debate last year, Evans told a crowd in Fort Lupton that his grandfather “did it the right way and did it the legal way.”

    BOOL-SHEET!!!

    According to archived Immigration and Naturalization Service documents obtained by Newsline, Evans’ grandfather entered the country illegally at age 5 with his mother and siblings in 1929 and lived without documentation in El Paso, Texas, for the next 12 years. When the “alien registration form” was prepared, the 16-year-old had been arrested on an “immigration violation” and became subject to “deportation proceedings,” according to the documents. In addition, documents said Chavez and at least two of his sisters had crossed the border “to live, illegal entry.” The form devoted to Evans’ grandfather included a reference to an undated arrest for “attempted burglary.”

    Evans’ grandfather became a citizen in 1946 after serving in the military during World War II and earning two Purple Hearts during his service. Colorado Public Radio reported Tuesday that Chavez could have benefitted from a 1944 law that dropped proof of lawful entry as a requirement for citizenship.

    https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2026/documents-contradict-republican-gabe-evans-stories-about-his-grandfather-legally-immigrating-to-us/article_53f72341-6c94-43da-968e-5d21e6fce78a.html

    Now, I’m not gonna criticize the grandfather, because he made it right. Serving in the military and being wounded twice in WW2 should earn him citizenship. There’s absolutely no reason to lie about his grandad.

    Evans, too, is a military veteran. Nothing to apologize for there. But Wikipedia notes, “Evans has made other misrepresentations about his family’s immigration history.”

    So why does someone who has no reason to lie about his family history, lie about this family history? I guess because it’s habitual. Being a Republican, he’s just used to lying about everything.

  60. 60

    Den Haag spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 7:45 am

    Why doesn’t the IOF let journalists into Gaza?

    How many comments here claiming that the real reason for starving the population was ‘Hamas’.

    No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say

  61. 61

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 8:49 am

    Why are they withholding the man’s name?

    I find that suspicious.

    https://apnews.com/article/walmart-stabbing-michigan-341fb14f1bc715243b3780a3d7eabda0

  62. 62

    lmao spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 10:33 am

    So why does someone who has no reason to lie about his family history, lie about this family history?

    You’re dogshit to the repukes if you have an “illegal” skeleton in your closet.

  63. 63

    Pedo Admin spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 10:38 am

    We accept all whites and fascists regardless of your inclination to fuck underage babies. We don’t discriminate.

  64. 64

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:39 pm

    Darryl’s response to fascist rule has been to increase his web surfing.

    That’s why I say he’s the worst blogger in America.

    Meanwhile, Goldy still has his lips wrapped around a billionaire’s teat

  65. 65

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:46 pm

    @ 64

    Meanwhile, Goldy still has his lips wrapped around a billionaire’s teat

    That’s not how you spell taint, Steve.

    Goldy went from sniffing out incompetence in GWB43’s FEMA to sniffing the throne of his billionaire benefactor in a fairly short amount of time.

  66. 66

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:48 pm

    @ 61

    Why are they withholding the man’s name?

    I find that suspicious.

    Most of us find it Arabic, G-clown. You’ve been around long enough to know the game.

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:50 pm

    @ 60

    No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say

    Other than the dozens of videos that captured Hamas stealing UN aid, they mean.

  68. 68

    Goldumns spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:50 pm

    Beats sucking on the horse’s cock

  69. 69

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:54 pm

    @ 60, 67

    Study’s acknowledged blind spots

    The USAID analysis itself candidly identified several critical limitations that may explain why it failed to detect what Palestinians on the ground describe as systematic theft:

    The study noted that because aid recipients cannot be vetted, supplies could have reached Hamas administrative officials without detection.
    …
    Perhaps most significantly, the study relied entirely on self-reporting from aid organizations operating in what analysts describe as a “mafia-like” environment controlled by Hamas through violence and intimidation.

    “No organization wants to admit it handed over some aid to terrorists or mafia gunmen,” noted a Jerusalem Post analysis in May. “But the organizations also know if they condemn Hamas, then they could be in danger.”

  70. 70

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:57 pm

    @64 Darryl banned me for being mean to a Nazi dumbfuck traitor.

    Now I’m on Tor. Good luck trying to ban me now, asshole.

  71. 71

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 12:59 pm

    Death to the Nazi dumbfuck traitor!

  72. 72

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 1:00 pm

    Arabic?

    Bradord?

    The suspect was identified as Bradford James Gille, 42, from Afton.

    You sure you didn’t mean American Taliban Heterosexual Neanderthal snowflake emasculated incompetent boi?

  73. 73

    Abortion spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 1:01 pm

    Palestinian babies being murdered.

  74. 74

    lmao spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 1:11 pm

    lmao… kreepee dumbfuck babbles endlessly about food aid being taken by Hamas.. Inmates in the open air prison (death camp) of Gaza have to eat, Hamas or not.

    And not a peep about bibi sending Hamas billions in cash..

    https://www.irishtimes.com/world/middle-east/2023/12/12/buying-quiet-inside-the-israeli-plan-that-propped-up-hamas/

  75. 75

    lmao spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 1:18 pm

    btw, kreepee dumbfuck once babbled idiocy about hunger in Gaza.. as in “no such thing”…

    Israel announced Sunday it was pausing fighting in some areas of the Gaza Strip to facilitate aid delivery after international outrage swelled in recent days over surging deaths by malnutrition and widespread starvation caused by Israeli restrictions on humanitarian aid.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/world/middle-east/israels-military-says-airdrops-aid-will-begin-gaza-hunger-grows-rcna221296

    Oh no, how woke, woke, woke, woke.. “Finish the job” Israel. Or kreepee dumbfuck might think you’re doing wrong..

    lol.. who am I kidding now?

  76. 76

    lmao spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 1:26 pm

    Most of us find it Arabic

    Read it in the Murdoch Post:

    <emTwo possible self-published books by [Bradford James] Gille and available on Amazon reveal him as a born-again Christian.

    https://nypost.com/2025/07/27/us-news/traverse-city-michigan-walmart-stabbing-suspect-idd-as-bradford-james-gille/

    Most of us HAer’s find dumbfuck a dumbfuck.

  77. 77

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 1:30 pm

    @76

    Of course.

    But it’s ok, we need more of this.

  78. 78

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 1:42 pm

    Most of us HAer’s find dumbfuck a dumbfuck.

    Or a horse cock sucker.

  79. 79

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 2:02 pm

    Or a horse cock sucker.

    And a Nazi dumbfuck traitor.

    I don’t want the Nazi dumbfuck traitor to think on his sins. I want him to fucking die for them.
    ..

  80. 80

    Pastor Pedo spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 2:12 pm

    Amen. Praise the lord and little vaginas.

  81. 81

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 2:15 pm

    You guys notice that every time Dumbfuck tries to justify his bullshit that he gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter.

    I’ve always wondered if he’s making pizza in his basement or horse barn.

  82. 82

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 2:50 pm

    Hey at least it wasn’t Christmas!

    Happy Holidays!!

    https://www.newsweek.com/man-kills-wife-ex-wife-within-two-weeks-police-2100893

    ALSO! No baby pussy involved!

  83. 83

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 2:52 pm

    Here again, no baby pussy involved. Just a cunt.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/go-big-go-home-disturbing-confession-husband-allegedly-murdered-wife-concealed-body

  84. 84

    G spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 2:55 pm

    Obey the Law!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybc0q14Y5g0

  85. 85

    FKA Hops spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 3:43 pm

    Enjoy this incredible golf shot of Donnie getting it out of the rough.

    https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3luxntm6j622g

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 4:02 pm

    @65 Someone who sniffs Trump’s butt is criticizing him for that?

  87. 87

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 4:06 pm

    @67 “Other than the dozens of videos that captured Hamas stealing UN aid, they mean.”

    Even that Israelis are refuting that.

    Two senior Israeli army officers have told The New York Times there is no evidence that Hamas looted UN humanitarian aid in Gaza, undermining a central Israeli justification for severely restricting food deliveries to over two million people and driving the population towards famine.

    https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israeli-officers-say-hamas-didnt-steal-un-aid-contradicting-blockade-claim

    But so what if Hamas did steal food aid? That doesn’t justify starving babies, or shooting unarmed civilians at food distribution points.

    Doctor Dumbfuck is a Republican, and like all Republicans, he tries to justify inhuman policies by resorting to dodgy sources, propaganda, made-up claims, and outright lies.

  88. 88

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 4:16 pm

    @85 A caddie like that is worth his weight in gold!

  89. 89

    So much winning spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 4:47 pm

    At Donnie’s EU speech today he lied about it being illegal to sell US cars in the EU, lied about the United States being the only country sending food aid to Gaza, bitched that Gaza isn’t thanking him personally for….that while Israel is starving them out with his blessing, lied about construction underway for steel and aluminum plants in the US because of his tariffs and….

    Says the 15% tariff will include pharmaceuticals. The US imports $175b from EU.

  90. 90

    Pastor Pedo spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 5:46 pm

    His remarks to NBC come as many, including supporters of President Donald Trump, clamor for testimony from Maxwell. Some followers of the case have proposed a pardon in exchange, but Trump told reporters on July 25 he hadn’t considered the move. “I’m allowed to do it, but it’s something I have not thought about,” the president said.

    Bullshit. Thoughts and prayers and fresh Pussy. Amen

  91. 91

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 6:03 pm

    Looks like Norfolk Southern and UP may be merging. Although this would be under rules adopted in 2001, intended to be more scrutinizing of potential Coast to Coast mergers, this Surface Transportation Board will probably ignore those and rubber-stamp it.

    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/report-union-pacific-norfolk-southern-could-reach-merger-deal-this-week/

    Some steam formers are giddy over the possibility of the Big Boy getting more room to roam Although the Big Boy was built when Railroads and the Big Three of Steam saw special locomotives for different areas as necessary to avoid double-heading.(Each extra locomotive required an engineer and a fireman) The 4000s were built to haul heavier freights over the Wasatch and Rockies. Union Pacific’s other vintage steam locomotive was of a type that was the best general purpose steam locomotive, the 4-8-4 Northern, although many other railroads, including predecessors of this Merger partner had their own regional names.

  92. 92

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 7/27/25 at 10:34 pm

    Uber has been offering a fixed-Route share option as an alternative to the bus, and the traditional Uber. Loved tgesectransit YouTubers doing a test of it in Philadelphia where SEPTA is planning cuts. The bus and subway despite its issues turned out to be better. Although they are not entirely critical of it, as there are other example that predate Uber’s “new” idea elsewhere, like Collectivos, and Jeepneys.

    https://youtu.be/U-jI-JBxeuk?si=e8lyXVUgiwDxKe0Z

  93. 93

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/28/25 at 3:13 am

    Bible-thumping Oklahoma schools chief caught watching nekkid wimmin on teevee in his office.

    https://oklahomavoice.com/2025/07/25/probe-needed-after-reports-of-nude-women-on-state-superintendents-office-tv-oklahoma-speaker-says/

  94. 94

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 7/28/25 at 3:32 am

    93)On the TV? Should have used the computer, could say it was hacked.

  95. 95

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/28/25 at 6:55 am

    All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

    When will Republicans stop covering up the Trumpstien files?

  96. 96

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 7/28/25 at 9:24 am

    Nearly all of the probable cause statements sworn by ICE Fat Asses, supporting arrests of peaceful protesters in Paramount CA last month, have now been proven to the court to be false, and the cases have been dismissed.

    DHS lies in court to intimidate and harass peaceful and lawful Americans for drawing attention to their fascism. DOJ refuses to prosecute the perjury.

  97. 97

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/28/25 at 9:53 am

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