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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/23/25, 11:54 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Going Communist ♬
  • SNL: Трамп Middle East trip
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ By The Sea ♬
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Schemin for a Jet Plane ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп goes after BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN??
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explains why he loves White South Africans
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Worst Wing ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп pushes his big beautiful bill and has a two-hour call with Putin
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп blasts South Africa for “White genocide” & Трамп merch needs a spell check
  • LegalEagle: The DOJ can’t stop screwing up
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Man/Baby Трамп—Someone Needs a Time-Out ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s big beautiful bill passes the House, GOP creeps come out in force & profiting off Presidency
  • Robert Reich: Трамп wants a new gilded age
  • Stephen: Eat the tariffs & Трамп attacks Taylor Swift and threatens Springsteen & “Sesame Street” is saved
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Donnie, I Got Your Number ♬
  • LegalEagle: The war for the Institute of Peace (and the death of Humphrey’s executor)
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп’s “big beautiful bill” passes House, takes from poor, gives to rich
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—He’s Hot ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп accepts corrupt $400M jet bribe, RFK Jr. swims in sewage contaminated water
  • Christopher Titus: Did the government just make immigration a game show?
  • John Waldron: BREAKING: Трамп used FAKE DOCUMENTS during meeting!
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ That’s Трамп Derangement! ♬
  • John Oliver: Трамп and the Press
  • Glenn Kirschner: Three court losses for Von Shitzenpantz in 24 hours & Judge lectures Alina Habba about her job
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Трамп meets Jeffrey Epstein AGAIN ♬
  • Steve Shives: Before you tell Springsteen to shut up and sing—shut up and listen
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Twist and Shout (and Deny!) ♬
  • Scared Ketchup♫ The Krispy Gnome Song ♬
  • The Late Show: How it feels to be Трамп’s Big Beautiful Bill
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sells the Presidency, spreads fake news about South Africa & rants about Qatar jet
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Pushes for RECORD National Debt Increase ♬
  • Stephen: Where Трамп’s economy is headed, an his “Monroe Document”

Stella Magz: President Biden’s cancer diagnosis….

Deplorables:

  • Steve Shives: Conspiracy theorist retires—“Real life has made me redundant”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Windmills
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance commences the Naval grads
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sorry if You’re Starving, Kids. (Billionaires Need Caviar) ♬
  • LegalEagle: Who runs DOGE? A descent into madness
  • Parody Project: ♫ SNIP SNIP ♬:

  • Ronny Chieng: Kristi Noem plots citizenship Hunger Games & Kash Patel drops Epstein news
  • Stephen: GOP can’t agree on the BBB & shopping for Air Force One & will Paramount hand The Dotard $50M?
  • Jordan Klepper fingers the pulse: MAGA—The next generation
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ The Big Brazen Bill of Baloney ♬
  • Charlamagne Tha God: Unpacking Republicans’ daddy issues with Трамп
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп watch arrives broken and it’s hilarious

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Man, I Miss Obama ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/24/25 at 12:17 am

    Rolling Stone says,

    Julión Álvarez Postpones Texas Stadium Show Over Alleged Visa Cancellation

    Álvarez, who sold out three SoFi Stadium shows in L.A. last month, was cleared from a Treasury Department cartel-related probe in 2022

    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-latin/julion-alvarez-cancels-us-show-visa-canceled-1235347636/

    His Wikipedia bio says,

    On August 10, 2017, the United States Department of the Treasury, froze Álvarez’s assets in the United States and forbid American persons and companies from doing business with him for allegedly violating the Foreign Narcotics Kingpin Designation Act. As a result, Álvarez’s U.S. tour was cancelled.

    Álvarez had denied the allegation brought by the U.S. Treasury Department and said he was willing to cooperate with authorities. …

    In June 2022, after five years working in coordination with the authorities of both countries, it was announced that Álvarez’s allegations linked to the Foreign Narcotics Kingpin Designation Act were finally removed and he may continue to perform and engage in businesses on the United States.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juli%C3%B3n_%C3%81lvarez

    Yeah, well, his visa is revoked again, and thousands of ticket holders are left stranded. I guess you need a spotless record to get into the U.S. now. Which means Trump better not leave, because he may not be able to return. He, after all — unlike this guy — is a convicted felon.

  2. 2

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/24/25 at 12:30 am

    Hunter Biden was a smallfry; he got only $5 million from peddling influence he didn’t have. Trump raked in $396 million in one throw by selling influence he does have.

    Nearly all the buyers were men. They included former NBA player Lamar Odom, crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun, NFT entrepreneur Jack Lu, and a bunch of other well-heeled people in the crypto business.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/crypto/trump-crypto-dinner-buyers-attend-identity-lamar-odom-rcna208816

    Looks to me like they’re shopping for deregulation of an industry that feeds on suckers. And Trump spoke to them in his capacity as a public official, not as a private individual.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-crypto-2672196186/

  3. 3

    G spews:

    Saturday, 5/24/25 at 3:35 am

    See what Neanderthalism will do to you.

    Check yourselves you heterosexual Neanderthals with a virus and mental problems

    https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-man-wanted-a-boy-kills-pregnant-wife-after-finding-out-unborn-babys-gender-8477171

    Not an immigrant, or Drag Queen story telling.

  4. 4

    G spews:

    Saturday, 5/24/25 at 3:38 am

    Something that really makes the Neanderthals mental mother fuckers

    https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2025/05/man-killed-wife-after-she-filed-for-divorce-returned-wedding-ring-prosecutor-says.html

  5. 5

    G spews:

    Saturday, 5/24/25 at 3:40 am

    Lots and lots of crosses. White crosses. The crosses are eating the crosses. The cross is beautiful. Look at all those crosses.

    https://www.ktsm.com/news/docs-man-kills-wife-dumps-body-in-juarez-due-to-affair/

  6. 6

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 5/24/25 at 5:33 am

    1)Any recourse for ticket holders?

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