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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Stella Magz: President Biden’s cancer diagnosis….

Deplorables:

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Man, I Miss Obama ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    Rolling Stone says,

    Julión Álvarez Postpones Texas Stadium Show Over Alleged Visa Cancellation

    Álvarez, who sold out three SoFi Stadium shows in L.A. last month, was cleared from a Treasury Department cartel-related probe in 2022

    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-latin/julion-alvarez-cancels-us-show-visa-canceled-1235347636/

    His Wikipedia bio says,

    On August 10, 2017, the United States Department of the Treasury, froze Álvarez’s assets in the United States and forbid American persons and companies from doing business with him for allegedly violating the Foreign Narcotics Kingpin Designation Act. As a result, Álvarez’s U.S. tour was cancelled.

    Álvarez had denied the allegation brought by the U.S. Treasury Department and said he was willing to cooperate with authorities. …

    In June 2022, after five years working in coordination with the authorities of both countries, it was announced that Álvarez’s allegations linked to the Foreign Narcotics Kingpin Designation Act were finally removed and he may continue to perform and engage in businesses on the United States.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juli%C3%B3n_%C3%81lvarez

    Yeah, well, his visa is revoked again, and thousands of ticket holders are left stranded. I guess you need a spotless record to get into the U.S. now. Which means Trump better not leave, because he may not be able to return. He, after all — unlike this guy — is a convicted felon.

  2. 2

    Hunter Biden was a smallfry; he got only $5 million from peddling influence he didn’t have. Trump raked in $396 million in one throw by selling influence he does have.

    Nearly all the buyers were men. They included former NBA player Lamar Odom, crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun, NFT entrepreneur Jack Lu, and a bunch of other well-heeled people in the crypto business.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/crypto/trump-crypto-dinner-buyers-attend-identity-lamar-odom-rcna208816

    Looks to me like they’re shopping for deregulation of an industry that feeds on suckers. And Trump spoke to them in his capacity as a public official, not as a private individual.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-crypto-2672196186/

  7. 7

    Trump denies disaster aid
    Under President Donald Trump, the Federal Emergency Management Agency has denied federal assistance for tornadoes in Arkansas, flooding in West Virginia and a windstorm in Washington state. It also has refused North Carolina’s request for extended relief funding in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene.

    This is what happens when you vote for Republicans

  8. 8

    Towards the end of this clip from the penultimate episode of The Handmaid’s Tale, is how could this uprising against Gillead had suddenly had air support from what is left of the USAF? Besides Alaska and Hawaii, the only other territories totally controlled by the Anchorage Government includes Puerto Rico(Catholics are also on Gilleads hit list besides Baptists, Quakers, and Jews, and Muslims, latter initially blamed for the decapitation attack on DC that started everything). Assuming PR is the base they launched from, it’s a long flight to the target when large swaths of the former US is under the control of the religious fanatical government. Plus, like most civil wars, the other side has some of the same equipment. As evidenced by the air strike the heroine survived in Season 4, in what was left of Chicago (surrounded and held out for 5 years, and even though Gillead claimed they took it, was still under siege). Just prior to an alleged humanitarian pause, they launched an air strike with Raptors.

    https://youtu.be/oQq0iXopJ8s?si=hXpb-v7IE81m2XZG
    Hulu drops the Series Finale on Tuesday around Midnight eastern time, anything can still happen, rump US could still see further losses, but a given is Gillead won’t fall, weakened by this seasons revolt potentially, but not destroyed. Reason? That happens in the sequel book, which the production of the adaptation is already underway.

    A good impression of the Lower 48 based on a prop map from Season 2.

    https://youtu.be/cpGGXC7MZak?si=r3M2T-39fsnwm2K_

  9. 9

    Found this amusing.

    “My uncle used to sell these fancy automatic milking machines where you just run the cows into the stall and it hooks up automatically and monitors the flow and stuff. Lets one guy run many stalls at once

    Farmers always told the sales people to pound sand because nobody wants a million dollar milking machines when they can just hire a Mexican for cheap.

    But now their labor is gone and they’ll all be rushing to buy these because there’s no white people who want that job for even double what they paid the Mexicans

    But the machines are all from Europe so they’ll be even more expensive now

    Europe automates their dairy farming years ago because they don’t have an endless stream of cheap Mexican labor like the us did

    Besides tariffs, they will run into availability. They don’t have a warehouse full of those milking machines. Machines like those are made at much smaller volumes than one would expect, quite often by hand and to order. They don’t churn them out like cars.

    They will also have to be installed and set up by “field engineers,” technicians specially trained by the OEM (original equipment manufacturer). And there aren’t a whole lot of them and they are likely all where the equipment is produced, Europe.

    Do you think they will be eager to risk the US right now? At first they will… until the first incident and then go and fuck yourself. There might be a few American ones if they have a office in the US, but don’t count on that. If there is, there will only be a few, maybe a dozen at most. They will be booked solid… for years.

    Same goes for the wait list for those machines. I worked as a field engineer for a company that was the world leader for a certain piece of factory equipment. Under the best conditions, their wait list was six months. If there was a sudden rush, who knows how long, years probably. The manufacturers have their production scaled for their normal demand. It would be very difficult, if not impossible, to scale up quickly.

    Even if they wanted the machines, it’s too late.”

    Why don’t trumpers want to work?

  11. 11

    Meet Guy Spinelli founder of Boss Straws.

    Guy is an ardent supporter of one Donald J Trump, Boss Straws is a company manufacturing paper straws. As a result of Donnie, insisting the paper straws, explode and banning them from all federal facilities, and the PR nightmare that came with it Boss sales are down 83% over last year.

    Spinelli expects the firm to go out of business before the end of the year unless something changes and he took the social media over the last couple days to wonder why as such a strong supporter of the president and his immigration raids,his tax policies and his giving away the country to billionaires, Donnie has not responded to his 25 emails regarding the destruction of his business due to the bad mouthing of paper straws. He also apparently has been responding to every one of Donnie‘s truth, social posts Within the last month asking for help. Apparently, after investing everything he had into a straw company he couldn’t afford to buy enough crypto to have dinner.

    Mr. Spinelli fucked himself but he still loves dear leader.

  12. 12

    Say, Karma:

    Do you think it’s possible that there are some Democrats who went all-in on Boxcheck Momala and now are dealing with some regrets?

    Or is it just some Republicans regretting their win, and no Democrats regretting the embarrassment that Biden/Harris ultimately became to the Democrat party?

    Nearly 80 million people voted for Trump/Vance. Pointing out a handful of them who might be rethinking their choice might make you feel better, but it changes reality not one tiny bit.

    But you do you, libbie. Whatever gets you through the night.

  13. 13

    @11 Protecting whiteness, greed, and owning the libs has become their religion. They will die before they change. They will no more stop supporting trump and vote for democrats than an evangelical will convert to Islam.

  14. 14

    #CrookedHillary:

    I’m giving you a mission for this Memorial Day holiday weekend.

    I want you to talk to two people—friends, neighbors, cookout attendees—about why Trump’s proposed budget would be a disaster for American kids.

    Rather a shame that last summer she didn’t want to talk to Welfare Queen YLB about why Boxcheck Momala’s candidacy would be a disaster for the hopes and dreams of a certain two fucked kids.

    Not a disaster for their outcomes, mind you. But their hopes and dreams were shattered because momma Welfare Queen YLB put those hopes and dreams into their impressionable little pinheads. Their outcomes will be improved because Biden was not able to hand out, at their expense, all the cash he wanted to people who clearly do not deserve it.

    So, Hillary. Babe, what gives?

  15. 15

    Hopes and dreams are like feelings.

    Fuck your feelings. And fuck your hopes and dreams.

    You voted for and then endlessly defended a corrupt, incoherent fossil who stood by and watched – and in certain cases even helped – his POS son sell out the country for a few bucks$20-30 million.

    Because of your many sins, you don’t deserve to have any more of your hopes and dreams come anywhere close to reality.

  17. 17

    @ 1

    … thousands of ticket holders are left stranded.

    Yawn.

    We had/have tickets to see Sierra Hull. She postponed her January Seattle area show so that she could go do something more important.

    We’ll have to see it at a significantly less convenient time. It’s easy to cross on a ferry in mid-January. A lot more ferry traffic late summer. Who is going to compensate us for our ferry line wait?

    And since you wish to talk about stranded, shall we discuss further? What about all those Billy Joel fans, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit? I mean, they didn’t start the fire, did they?

  18. 18

    @ 9

    “My uncle used to sell these fancy automatic milking machines where you just run the cows into the stall and it hooks up automatically and monitors the flow and stuff. Lets one guy run many stalls at once

    A cow’s teat bears a very close resemblance to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s withered penis if the latter is stetched out. Back when he was first struggling with his ED, late ’80s, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit experimented with one of those suction pump penis extenders. Automatic milking machines also run via suction connection, you see, so Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit can tell you everything you might want to know about modern-day cow milking.

    Most of the large farms in the US, which BTW produce most of the milk consumed here, use milking machines. Milking that many cows as many as three times per day, each, pretty much requires it.

    Earlier this week I saw robotic wheelchairs at the Sea-Tac airport. They’re replacing the Somali/Eritrean workers who push passengers around in wheelchairs. That’s what happens when the minimum wage exceeds the worth of the worker – someone quickly develops the technology to do it for less money, and frequently better. No tipping, no bathroom breaks, and they recharge overnight when there aren’t any passengers to push around.

  19. 19

    Speaking @ 18 of Eritrean workers, cyclist Biniam Girmay has yet to find himself atop the post-race podium this year, unfortunately. He’s still a kid, his second child was born in February, and he’s reportedly focusing on the points jersey in the TdF.

    Still, he won a Belgian classic last year, and I was hoping he’d have some Spring results in 2025 as well. Maybe in July.

  20. 20

    Jussie Smollett is finally free.

    Local News
    Jussie Smollett to pay $50,000 to charity to settle lawsuit filed by city of Chicago

    If there’s anything more hilarious than a liberal lying to get attention, it’s a gay liberal lying to get attention.

  21. 21

    Winning headline of the day
    Merrick Garland Returns To Biglaw To Continue Not Prosecuting Donald Trump From The Private Sector

  23. 23

    @12

    Sorry snowflake. Imagine losing EVERYTHING financially as a direct result of the candidate you supported.

    And loving that candidate anyway. And still thinking you have it good when the forensic accountant is selling off your stuff. .

  24. 24

    While China’s sales of new EVs grew 35% over the last twelve months, Tesla sales in the fastest growing EV market on earth are falling in 2025. In 2024 EVs accounted for half of all new vehicle sales in China. But buyers are showing no interest in the new Model Y, even after Tesla sped up production at its new Shanghai labor camp. And at the same time that sales in the fastest growing market are falling, the “good news” is that Tesla net income has taken a plunge, dropping 71% YoY. So the company won’t be losing money quite as fast.

    #TeslaTakedown is working.

  25. 25

    Donnie giving the West Point Graduation speech talking about how trophy wives don’t work out and getting a divorce and trading in your boat for the biggest yacht you could imagine….

  26. 26

    11, 23,
    It’s generally a good thing for America that MAGAts and fascists are incapable of recognizing their own self-fucking and changing their ways. As with COVID-19, which disproportionately killed and disabled hundreds of thousands of extra “conservative” democracy hating MAGAts, Fat Hitler will fuck them over well and good, emptying their bank accounts, cutting the services they depend upon, wiping out their retirement incomes, and eliminating their means to recover from it.

    It’s certainly true that as reality itself continues to intrude on their self-delusion, ruining their health, crushing their financial dreams, and leaving them confined to the mini-barn shed because their Tesla battery pack caught fire and incinerated their trailer, they will dig in even more stubbornly. That’s good. As they turn to internet home remedies for their rapidly progressing diabetes and the rupturing ulcers on their lower extremeties Real Patriotic America can rejoice in the knowledge that many hundreds of thousands more of them will never live to vote in another federal election.

    https://incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php
    Two more Boomers died in the time it took me to type this!

  27. 27

    Welfare Queen YLB is empowered by the outer space exploits of Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry, and Gayle King.

  30. 30

    @7 We need to cut somewhere, and it doesn’t make sense to dole out money to people who build in flood plains, brushy hills that burn every year, Tornado Alley, and coastal zones constantly hit with hurricanes.

  32. 32

    @12 “Nearly 80 million people voted for Trump/Vance.”

    You’re off by ~2.7 million, roughly Hillary’s 2016 popular vote margin, but what the hell … 😹

  33. 33

    @15 “sell out the country for a few bucks$20-30 million”

    More like $5 million, but in any case that’s chump change. Your president sold out the country for a $400 million airplane and another $148 million from crypto bros in one go yesterday, but not one word about that, eh?

    Really, doc, your hypocrisy is clownish. 🤡🤡🤡

  35. 35

    @29 How dare he stand next to a white woman! He’s lucky he wasn’t thrown to the floor, had a knee firmly placed against his windpipe, and choked to death. Maybe they’ll get him later in the parking garage.

  36. 36

    Trump: “The drug companies are very worried that they’re gonna fight. And that’s ok. If they fight, we’ll just say, ‘That’s ok, we’re just not gonna let you sell any more cars into the US…any more wine or liquor or alcohol”

    You get this when you vote for republicans.

  37. 37

    @35,

    We all saw it. Just as plain as the narrow, aquiline nose on your face.

    He raped her.

    With his gaze.

    Federal criminal charges now pending.

  38. 38

    @37,

    Are you kidding me?

    Are we both looking at the same video?

    Because I saw a murder.

    He assaulted her so badly with his bestial lust for her pristine, hallowed, wholesome, pure motherhood that it all died right there in that room. Drowned in an ungodly filth of Somalian grasping rage and violent hunger. She’s dead now. Absolutely untouchable.

    DEATH PENALTY!!!!!

    I am proud to announce today that the United States of America WILL be seeking the death penalty.

    In unrelated news Our Glorious, Beloved, God-Sent President Trump will be signing an Executive Order tomorrow morning authorizing the use of whipping as a capital punishment.

  39. 39

    You’re off by ~2.7 million, roughly Hillary’s 2016 popular vote margin,

    Precisely equal to the exact number of diabetic Boomers who have died since the 2016: election.

    Coincidence???❤️❤️❤️🍾🍾🍾🎊🎉????

  40. 40

    As it happens, according to the leading white nationalist party of Ireland, President Barack Obama has stronger Irish roots than Vice President Diet Private.

  41. 41

    J.D. O’Lyin

    Paddy Braggin’

    Shamus Faux’Shaunesee

    Kissin’ the baloney stone.

    JD Vance’s Irish ancestry claim hits a genealogical dead end
    DUP-commissioned report fails to find a link between Donald Trump’s vice-president — a self-declared Scots-Irish — and Ireland

  45. 45

    “The job of the U.S. armed forces is not to host drag shows, to transform foreign cultures, but to spread democracy to everybody around the world at the point of a gun,” the president said. “The military’s job is to dominate any foe and annihilate any threat to America anywhere, anytime, and anyplace.”

    We all know, excpet for the Dumbfuck Troll, what he is saying.

    He’s talking about, eventually, fighting people within the US. The people he is trying to depict as enimies American Cititizens. Or Eurpean Nations that would try to stand up to his dream of being the man that rules all other dictators.

    This isn’t rocket science. This man is evil. He is a dictator. He is a fascist bigot that only wants white males that are manly man that have the Heterosecual Neanderthal Virus and want to kill or beat their women.

  46. 46

    Anti-abortion Republicans are killers. The data say so:

    Texas almost entirely banned abortion in 2021 after state lawmakers passed a bill prohibiting the procedure after six weeks of pregnancy, before most women know they are pregnant.

    Maternal mortality in Texas rose by 56 percent in the year following the passage of the six-week ban, according to the research and gender policy nonprofit the Gender Equity Policy Institute.

    https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/5316973-texas-abortion-bill-advances/

  47. 47

    @28

    Someone had a tough game against last years’ blocks leader A’ja Wilson.

    Which is something ‘Jabrobi on Sports’ either doesn’t know or withheld intentionally.

    But finny you are spending time following the WNBA out of hate.

  48. 48

    Dueling Quotes

    Speaker Mike Johnson
    @SpeakerJohnson

    The liberal media refuses to acknowledge that our country was founded on Judeo-Christian principles and ethics. Their stubborn denial of this objective fact further undermines their credibility.

    Objective fact, eh? You know almost all the members of the continental Congress were alive when…

    The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” — Treaty of Tripoli, Ratified by a Congress that included many members of the first American Congress and Continental Congress, and signed by founding father John Adams

    John Adams isn’t a REAL founding father he’s a Beta.

  51. 51

    Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks
    Thanks to enshitification they will quickly become all be plagerism script read.
    also
    Once Audible get to that stage of all their books are read by plagerism scripts, why bother with audible, you just buy the work and get a random plagerism script tool to read it for you. No need for Audible

  52. 52

    51)At least for the Audiobook of The Testaments, they got Ann Dowd to voice Aunt Lydia. After her starring in that role in Hulu’s adaptation of the Handmaid’s Tale, fans probably would have insisted.

    In Apple TV’s For All Mankind, they are already using AI manipulation for portrayals of politicians, using archival footage, for Presidents Nixon, Edward Kennedy, Reagan, Hart, and Gore, as well as VP Bush, Governor Clinton and Senator Carter. The only President portrayed by an actor in the show so far, was one of the main characters, an Astronaut, and she was an interesting character.

  53. 53

    Where is G-clown when you need him to diagnose the Hetero Neanderthal viral infection thingy?

    Seamus Othot
    @Seamus_Othot

    This man, claiming to be a woman, Reya N. Jasmin, allegedly stabbed his wife to death over the weekend with their child in the house. The NH Attorney General has been careful to respect his preferred pronouns in press releases.

    11:22 AM · May 23, 2025

    So when a fucked-up-in-the-head, chick-with-a-dick stabs a woman to death, and the woman is also some sort of a fuckin’ trans freak, what category, G-clown?

    I mean, they both worship at same altar of psychosis that you do, asswipe. So? Do you decide after first figuring out whether you would be a pitcher or a catcher with the dude?

    Or since the dead woman was trying to be a guy, would you rather plow her even though she’s already dead?

    It gets so complicated now that there are 1371 genders, doesn’t it, G-clown?

  55. 55

    It gets so complicated now that there are 1371 genders,

    Only for those who are so deeply uncertain about their own that they demand constant surveillance, conformity, and control over the genders of everyone else.

    Troll has gone right back to demanding swimsuit inspections for middle schoolers.

  57. 57

    Did I get censored back then because Bob complained?

    The only psychopath here is Bob, and his brethren.

  58. 58

    My generation was shaped by the Vietnam war and Civil Rights movement.

    Today we have a Boomer president who dodged the draft, disrespects veterans, put a drunk in charge of the military, is threatening wars of conquest against smaller countries, and reversing the civil rights gains of the last 60 years.

    Progress isn’t always forward, sometimes change runs backwards.

  60. 60

    MAGA Mike insists spending won’t increase, but also insists a $4 trillion hike in the debt limit is necessary, “to show to creditors, the bond markets, the stock market, that the Congress is serious about this.”

    “We are not cutting Medicaid in this package,” Johnson told CNN’s Jake Tapper. “There’s a lot of misinformation out there about this.” Yeah, coming from him, among others:

    The independent Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has estimated that nearly 8 million Americans will lose health care coverage … The Medicaid portions of the GOP proposal would save $625 billion over a 10-year period ….

    Beware of liars wearing bow ties.

  61. 61

    House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) defended the House GOP’s proposed changes to the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) on Sunday, arguing that states will better administer food stamp benefits if they have to shoulder more of the costs.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5318198-house-gop-snap-changes/

    More bullshit. The states can’t afford to replace federal food stamp funding. Some are struggling just to pay teachers. Trump and Musk are also dumping disaster relief on the states. They can’t afford that, either.

    The whole idea here is to reduce federal taxes (progressive) that primarily benefit the rich by funding costs the federal government has borne with state taxes (regressive) that primarily fall on the poor and working classes.

    Which, of course, is what Republicans have wanted to do for decades, if they can’t do away with social welfare and the safety net altogether.

  63. 63

    @61

    Maga Mike Jesus Johnson “We’re not cutting anything. States will take up the slack.”

    States “this will be taken up by private donations from your church.”

    Evangelical churches. ‘Jesus wants you to BE RICH and didn’t get the Pastor a trip to Ghana and a Lexus by spending money on the poor.”

  64. 64

    A Dalton, Georgia, cop landed an undocumented college student in ICE detention after pulling her over for an illegal turn made by another car. The incident generated national news.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/25/georgia-police-officer-resigns-arrest-undocumented-student

    In his resignation letter from the Dalton police force (he’s looking for another police job), he said his decision to resign “stems from the department’s inadequate response to and defense against public accusations of false arrest, which arose after a charge from a valid arrest was dropped without explanation.”

    https://www.facebook.com/tiffany.o.neal.751530/posts/pfbid02ZSVYpuxhWzmgqRfoaw7eoeUaTcZr9Sje17XKXUyittX21wqk5zXhpDwUD5LVUXzvl

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: He’s a traffic cop, not an immigration enforcement agent, and if he doesn’t understand why pulling over the wrong driver isn’t a problem he shouldn’t be a cop in Dalton or anywhere else.

  65. 65

    Trump is already backing down from his 50% European Union tariffs announced on Friday.

    All he’s done is rattle the bond and stock markets, and create more uncertainties for businesses that will discourage investment and commerce.

  66. 66

    Thank God Trump wasn’t president on June 6, 1944, because he would have pulled the troops off the beaches and left the wounded behind.

    If he invades Greenland, all the Danes have to do is shoot down a couple of helicopters, and they’ll win.

  67. 67

    In 2019 this dumb cunt was only the third-most popular Democrat primary presidential candidate. In California.

    Carmine Sabia
    @CarmineSabia

    I think Kamala Harris was going to be governor of California, but now her career is finished.

    She cannot avoid the Biden question.

    There are only 2 possible answers.

    A. She knew and lied.

    B. She did not know, which makes her too dumb to run anything.
    7:06 AM · May 20, 2025

    California doesn’t want a leader who got there by doing her best work on her knees.

  68. 68

    @ 66

    Thank God Trump wasn’t president on June 6, 1944, because he would have pulled the troops off the beaches and left the wounded behindexecutive order signed by FDR that interred many thousands of Japanese American citizens..

    Imagine how frightened a Welfare Queen YLB of that era would have been, knowing that children of Asian heritage many times smarter than her two fucked kids were home studying calculus and physics after school, while her kids were clothes-pinning playing cards to their bikes to make the wheels emit a motor sound while they were riding.

  69. 69

    @ 62

    … just a simple statement of factPalestinian ministry propaganda.

    Before beginning operations there, the IDF evacuated civilians from this area for their own safety.

    Two physicians had 10 children – are we supposed to believe that the only two physicians in Gaza too stupid to practice birth control married each other? The woman had time to birth 10 babies, raise them, and still became a physician by age 36?

    That’s as factual as Team Biden’s claim that he went 10 years without having his PSA monitored.

  71. 71

    @67 And who is your “source”?

    Carmine is a “Stakeholder / Editor / Content Ops … [and] Editor-At-Large” of Conservativebrief.com — not exactly an unbiased opinionator.

    What are his credentials?

    “A former professional wrestling promoter and real estate investor, he has appeared on Fox News, One America News Network, Blaze TV, BBC, The Critical Hour, The Backstory and many other media networks.”

    https://conservativebrief.com/about/

    Yeah, he looks like an ex-wrestler. Real estate investor? Flips houses. He styles himself a “journalist,” and this source says his “coverage primarily focuses on legal policy regulation,” but I don’t see anything anywhere to suggest he has a college degree, much less a law degree. These days anyone can call themselves a “pundit” and “journalist,” but that doesn’t prove they know what they’re talking about. I found another source that says he started his own wrestling business at age 18, so it doesn’t sound like he has any education or formal training beyond high school.

    As for his evaluation of Kamala’s political prospects, she was elected California attorney general, U.S. senator, and vice president, so I think he may be underrating her a little.

    Now if Sabia said Tonya Harding would kick Kamala’s ass in a boxing ring, I would give his opinion more credence, because that’s closer to his area of expertise. 🤡🤡🤡

  72. 72

    @70 From the Barrons print edition of May 26, 2025, at page 25:

    BARRONS: Have you made a bet on Tesla?

    PORTFOLIO MANAGER: We have a small holding. Tesla’s progress relative to peers is increasingly challenged and disappointing. That applies to both electric vehicles and autonomous driving. The progress being made elsewhere, particularly in China, is startling. We own BYD, whose EVs are a dominant factor in the industry … the price of Lidar [range-sensing technology] is falling in China to levels a hundredth of what it was expected to be in America or Western Europe … we believe it will be difficult for leadership to come back to the West.

    Uh-huh. The quarter billion dollars Elon spent to buy tariff protection was money well spent from his car company’s point of view.

  73. 73

    A former professional wrestling promoter

    (once bought a block of tickets and resold them to the other pizza divers)

    and real estate investor

    (pays rent to his mom on time… mostly)

  74. 74

    72,

    Over the next four years Toyota and BYD will be very happy to fill the rest of the world with Toyota’s affordable, highly scalable, and serviceable e-TNGA modular platform while the United States continues its fossil fuel dependency behind Elmo’s protective tariff wall and our domestic industry declines.

  75. 75

    Sounds like Boxcheck Momala is gonna try it again.

    “I don’t hear no. I eat no for breakfast. I don’t hear no until maybe the tenth time. I can’t begin to tell you the number of times it has been explicitly or implicitly said to me – it’s not your time. You’re not ready, they’re not ready.”

    Lessee, ten minus 2020 and 2024 =

    2028
    2032
    2036
    2040
    2044
    2048
    2052
    2056

  76. 76

    I’m sure the women of this country would just like The Heterosexual Neanderthals with the Virus to be dealt with. No luck to them they are shit out of luck

    Bitches will be murdered and raped by their hubbies! While the kids watch Baby Mama being beaten.

    Happy Memorial Day!

  77. 77

    Sounds like Boxcheck Momala is gonna try it again.

    Dellusional thoughts that we will ever have any fair elections in this freedomless Country ever again.

    Dumbfuck has been wrong all his life, that’s how you can be sure of it.

  82. 82

    Bet Michelle did worse to Barack over Vera Baker.

    French President Emmanuel Macron’s office on Monday, May 26, downplayed an incident in which his wife appeared to push his face away as he arrived in Vietnam to begin a Southeast Asian tour. Footage shot by the Associated Press news agency in Hanoi on Sunday evening shows Macron’s plane door opening to reveal him. His wife Brigitte’s arms emerge from the left of the open doorway, she places both hands on her husband’s face, and gives it a shove.
    …
    Macron’s office initially denied the authenticity of the images, before they were confirmed as genuine. A close associate of the president, cited anonymously by Agence France-Presse (AFP), later described the incident as a couple’s harmless “squabble.”

    So, if it was nothing, why deny it, Frenchies?

  83. 83

    I suspect that starting in December of next year Democrats are going to build a bigger than average field of 2028 nomination candidates. There will probably be as many as a half dozen women pulling the trigger. And Democratic primary voters will have an opportunity to consider lots of very highly qualified choices and evaluate how their campaigns and support evolve earlier than ever.

    There will be primary debates, of course. Perhaps many more than usual. Depending on how Joe Biden’s cancer responds to modern treatment, he’s probably going to still be alive, but he may be quite ill at that point. Jake Tapper will no longer have a book to flog. So while the fascist’s longed for “reckoning” among Democrats about Joe Biden’s mental decline in office will play some role in the primary, it’s not likely to define it.

    And the role that will play is likely to favor younger, more populist, more progressive primary candidates perceived as lying outside the party inner circles. Which is probably good. So Vice President Harris’s potential presence in a crowded primary field probably won’t be as defining an influence as it would undoubtedly seem to any aggressively racist, misogynistic, fascist, authoritarian worshipping dupe like the Nazi Fucktard.

  84. 84

    Welfare Queen YLB grows her own sourdough starter.

    Think about it for a minute, it’ll come to you.

  85. 85

    @ 83

    I suspect that starting in December of next year Democrats are going to build a bigger than average field of 2028 nomination candidates.

    Lessee, the last time there was an open Democrat primary – and I mean not one perverted by dollars intended to nominate #CrookedHillary or to anoint the sitting VP – it was 2020. The time before that was 2004, and before that it was 1992.

    So let’s look at 2020:

    Who were the 2020 US Democratic presidential candidates?

    Al Jazeera
    https://www.aljazeera.com › News › US Elections 2020
    Apr 8, 2020 — Once a pool of more than 25 has now been reduced to just one. Former Vice President Joe Biden is the last candidate in the 2020 Democratic presidential race.

    25? Twenty-five?

    And you think, QoS McHillbilly, that the 2028 field needs to be bigger than that? Do you not realize that AOC’s ego will need an entire stage just for itself?

  86. 86

    @ 83

    So while the fascist’s longed for “reckoning” among Democrats about Joe Biden’s mental decline in office will play some role in the primary, it’s not likely to define it.

    You’re correct, of course. The reckoning for involvement in or complicity with corruption or moral turpitude is reserved for the general:

    Al Gore didn’t pay for Clinton’s Oral Office abuse of an intern until November, 2004.

    John Kerry didn’t pay for his treason until November, 2004.

    #CrookedHillary didn’t pay for her theft of and mishandling of classified material until November, 2016.

    Boxcheck Momala didn’t pay for her early 2023 failure to get the 25th Amendment Gang together until November, 2024.

    So by all means, Democrats, feel free to bury your candidates’ knowledge of and complicity with Biden’s advanced senility while in office while competing to see who can use the most pronouns to describe a chick with a dick during the primary, and nominate someone who, unbeknownst to you, was captured on video shooting a Jew in the back of the head 20 years ago. Because it won’t come up during the general. Promise.

  87. 87

    85,

    He doesn’t know what “bigger than average” really means because, once again, that would require basic comprehension in math.

    A mind on MAGA is a mind destroyed.

  88. 88

    Al Gore didn’t pay for Clinton’s Oral Office abuse of an intern until November, 2004.

    Al Gore won.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    🎤
    And the MAGA party will be running on legalizing lynching and “Roman” salutes.

  91. 91

    Speaking of POS, Charlie Rangel is dead. In 2010, censured 333-79 by his House peers, most of whom were his fellow Democrats.

    One less Democrat grifter.

    As famed liberal Taylor Lorenz has said, “Rest in piss”, Charlie.

  92. 92

    Rangel was found guilty by the ethics panel of 11 counts of violating ethics rules, including charges that he improperly solicited millions of dollars from corporate officials and lobbyists for the Charles B. Rangel Center for Public Service at City College of New York, failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars of income and assets on financial disclosure forms, maintained a rent-stabilized apartment as a campaign office in a Harlem apartment building and failed to pay income taxes on a villa in the Dominican Republic.

    Yabbut he was defended by Barney Fag.

  93. 93

    The FBI has reopened the White House cocaine investigation.

    Something had to keep DOCTOR Jill awake while she was doing the president’s job.

  94. 94

    Millions of Americans hit with bad credit after missed student loan payments

    Fuck ’em. They’ve had years to save their free money from the Biden administration so they could get ready for this.

    Fuck ’em. They’re friends of Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

    “Credit scores dipped by more than 100 points for 2.2 million delinquent student loan borrowers, and 150 points or more for more than 1 million in the first three months of 2025, according to an analysis by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It’s the kind of credit score drop that follows a personal bankruptcy filing. Roughly 2.4 million of those Americans previously had favorable credit scores and would have qualified for car loans, mortgages or credit cards before these delinquencies were reported, researchers said.”

    Hey, they could have used that free money to buy cars or get mortgages, courtesy of Joe Taxpayer. If they blew the cash on something more frivolous, it’s not our problem, it’s theirs.

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Now get back to work funding my Social Security payment, you useless fucks.

  95. 95

    Well, lookie here:

    Politics
    Trump considers redirecting $3 billion in Harvard grants to U.S. trade schools

    Seems the Acme School of Scrotum Polishing and Anus Bleaching program that Welfare Queen YLB’s youngest fucked kid has been accepted to attend might see some extra moolah courtesy of DJT47.

    Hey, does any school willing to overlook Claudine Gay’s obvious plagiarism because she’s a junior Boxcheck Momala really deserve all that money? Of course not.

  96. 96

    @84 That was probably the first thing your mind leapt to, after a busy night in the barn. By the way, you smell like shit.

  97. 97

    @86 Oh look, the clueless dumbfuck troll is accusing Democrats of abuse, treason, theft and mishandling of classified material, and complicity with senility. 🤡🤡🤡

  99. 99

    @94 While we’re fucking over student borrowers, let’s go after all the small business owners who created fake payrolls and stole millions from PPP, too; that’s a lot more money, and we could sure use it right now. Any reason why you never mention PPP crooks?

    By the way, the Orange Deadbeat upped the payments student borrowers have to make, which will push a lot of those who’ve been paying into default. Seems deliberate.

  100. 100

    @95 Makes sense. With less medical research, we’re going to need more mortician assistants.

  101. 101

    Fuck ’em.

    This will look good on tee shirts at MAGA campaign rallies burning middle schoolers at the stake for wearing the wrong color socks. Oooozes with warmth and community togetherness at a great time for it with both inflation and unemployment at 7%.

  102. 102

    @ 99

    … upped the payments student borrowers have to make …

    Sure he did. From zero to something.

  105. 105

    It should never be forgotten that one of the main fundamental reasons for government is to do the absolutely necessarry but altogether unprofitable things that badly need doing but otherwise will never get done because the entire rest of society is already being “run like a business” and busnesses will never do anything that isn’t profitable.

    And now we have MAGA Republicans demonstrating to the world what it looks like when “run it like a business” is applied to things like trade policy, veterans health services, healthcare for children in poverty, national defense, environmental protection, public interest law, and public safety.

  106. 106

    Electrek reported that Tesla is offering Cybertruck owners $65,400 for their model year 2024 vehicles—down from the $100,000 those trucks were originally sold for. That is a decline of 34.6% in a year. By comparison, traditional pickup trucks usually drop 20% in value in a year and only hit the mark offered by Tesla after 3-4 years. Initially, Tesla said that 1 million advance reservations had been made for Cybertrucks—but ultimately only 40,000 of those converted to sales. Cybertruck, and other Tesla vehicles, have become synonymous with intolerance and incompetence, and that isn’t something people want to drive home.

  107. 107

    Fun Factoid.
    Do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of Gavin Newsom.
    It is surged up to to 54% unfavorable vs 26% favorable after the Charlie Kirk interview. While he’s busy chasing voters who will never support him, he’s losing the ones who might have.

  108. 108

    The world would be a better place if only reruns of Sesame Street and Mr Rodgers were put on 24 hour loops on Fox news, Newsmax and OANN for 10 years.

  109. 109

    Mike Johnson Claims the BBB, the Big Black Booty Bill Will Only Cut Medicaid For Undeserving People
    The speaker of the House said the cuts will only affect people who were never supposed to have had Medicaid.
    The prosperity gospel says that if you’re deserving, god provides everything you need. Therefore, if you need a safety net, god thinks you are undeserving.
    “The White House has made a commitment. The president said over and over and over, ‘We’re not going to touch Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid.’

  110. 110

    GOP lawmaker left speechless when asked if he’s trans during a hearing. He huffed about how the question wasn’t “appropriate” even though his bill would result in kids being asked that same question.
    Seems only fair, if a 14 year old girl has to prove she’s a girl to her 50 year old coach, shouldn’t the GOP lawmaker have to prove he’s a man to his fellow lawmakers, like in every meeting?

  111. 111

    @105 A Master of Business Administration (MBA) is not the same as a Master of Public Administration (MPA). In business school they teach you to minimize costs to maximize profit. In a graduate school of public administration, they teach you to spend your entire allocated budget in order to maximize the service level to the public.

    If the city council decides to staff the city parks department with 30 employees, then the city parks director doesn’t hire 25 employees and eliminate the kids’ nature program to save money and return a portion of his budget to the city on his own initiative. If he does, he’s not doing his job. Extrapolate this principle to the president, cabinet, and federal agency heads if you wish.

  112. 112

    Hulu drops the final episode of the Handmaid’s Tale tonight. Six Season run, started around 2017-18, but filming of Seasons 4, 5, and 6 were disrupted by COVID and the SAG-AFTRA/WGA Strikes.

    One interesting sub-plot, is the rise of the rump US Government. In the first episode of the first season it is described in a voiceover by the main character as being in far-off Anchorage, and the entire lower 48 except for a few pockets is in the hands of the extremists. Suddenly this season it has the resources to launch a major raid into the heart of where the regime started, Boston, in support of an uprising.

    The regime loves to mention how it’s carbon neutral (well, women can’t work, can’t drive), and that it’s the only country with an increasing birth rate. Seems to have various countries willing to trade now, but their diplomats are often double agents supporting the Anchorage Government.

    The German Government seems not to want to go back on Human Rights in the show. The last two seasons There has been a less strict enclave within Gillead called New Bethlehem as a way of luring refugees back. The German Diplomat was willing to go along only if assurances that rights would be protected.

    I don’t expect Gillead to fall, as I said, it’s needed for the sequel. Would like to see how much of the South, is under control of the Baptist Rebels. Possibly large swaths of Florida too, with the Cuban population. Remember, Catholics and Baptists are not part of this regime’s interpretation of the Bible.

  114. 114

    After a very short gig as Trump’s chainsaw-wielding hatchet man, Musk is withdrawing from politics and taking his money with him, leaving behind massive ill will against Republicans, and irreparable damage to his personal reputation and commercial interests.

    Well done, boys.

  117. 117

    The Ten Commandments, accoriding to Maggots

    Donnie is your God.
    You must call Donnie King.
    Fuck Church!
    Honor Baby Mama Killer.
    Thou shall Kill the Baby Mama.
    Lie about everything including your Neighbor, fuck him!
    Fuck thy Neighbor’s Bitch.
    Steal thy Neighbor’s shit.

  120. 120

    @117. I would edit “Fuck Church!” to be “Fuck the actual teaching of Jesus!” You know, where Jesus says ” feed the hungry, clothe the poor, help the the sick, care for prisoners, and welcome immigrants. “

  121. 121

    In case the trump supporters here may have never actually READ any of what Jesus commanded, here you go.

    Matthew 25:34-46
    New Living Translation
    The Final Judgment

    34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry, and you fed me. I was thirsty, and you gave me a drink. I was a stranger, and you invited me into your home. 36 I was naked, and you gave me clothing. I was sick, and you cared for me. I was in prison, and you visited me.’

    37 “Then these righteous ones will reply, ‘Lord, when did we ever see you hungry and feed you? Or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 Or a stranger and show you hospitality? Or naked and give you clothing? 39 When did we ever see you sick or in prison and visit you?’

    40 “And the King will say, ‘I tell you the truth, when you did it to one of the least of these my brothers and sisters,[c] you were doing it to me!’

    41 “Then the King will turn to those on the left and say, ‘Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons.[d] 42 For I was hungry, and you didn’t feed me. I was thirsty, and you didn’t give me a drink. 43 I was a stranger, and you didn’t invite me into your home. I was naked, and you didn’t give me clothing. I was sick and in prison, and you didn’t visit me.’

  122. 122

    Those who profess to be Christian must to follow the words of Jesus, the Son of God and repent for the sins of supporting trump and act and vote differently.

  123. 123

    @121 All that is nice but hard to reconcile with the Jesus who cursed a fig tree to a withered stump because even though figs were out of season Jesus craved figs and there were none to be had.

    Yes, scholarship says that story reinforces that of the corruption in the Temple of Jerusalem (the den of thieves thing) which more or less is partly how early Christians explained away the destruction of the second Temple around 70 CE. and funny that the kingdom on earth never followed.

    Unless your a full Preterist. Maybe.. I’m still trying to figure that stuff out.

  125. 125

    The religious right knows nothing about the real Jesus.

    They must have read the Ten Commandments at some point, because they keep trying to post them in schools, but I think the idea there is they don’t want their kids to grow up and be like them.

  126. 126

    @121 What I love about that verse is it promises we won’t have to see Republicans anymore in the afterlife because they’ll be assigned their own separate quarters.

    Where the air conditioning doesn’t work.

  127. 127

    @122 I feel sorry for Satan. When he gets Trump, there’ll be ceaseless whining that he lost the Pope election because it was rigged.

  128. 128

    Dilbert choad, spreader of Covid lies changes tune when his own life is on the line with prostate cancer.

    Scott Adams
    UPDATE 1:
    @ScottAdamsSays

    Please don’t recommend I take Ivermectin and Fenben
    .
    I tried that last year, via Dr. Makis, to no effect. There are claims of it working, but l am aware of no patient who benefitted from it. Neither are you.

  130. 130

    I never followed the controversy with Caitlin Clark. Tonight I found out that it was because the Black girl (yes, I should know the name but I don’t) called her a f’n white girl.

    Is that it? Caitlin doesn’t want to identify as a white girl?

    That’s the controversy?

    How about she should have just said, “f’n lesbo”. It would have been ok.

  131. 131

    My mother grew up in an Italian monastery with nuns. At a time when she had lost her mom and father and siblings unable to taker care of her.

    She was going to become a nun but didn’t. She was very religious, Roman Catholic. She went to church every Sunday and the special religious holidays. She had bibles in the house.

    She dragged her kids with her every Sunday. But not once, at home would she utter anything from the Bible. Not reference a verse. She was quite about it, but she had her rosary beads and her beads were important than a bible

  132. 132

    How many conservative Christian’s ladies are saying the rosary every night?

    I’d venture to guess, not one.

  133. 133

    114,

    Leaving a record of brand destruction unmatched in all human history.

    Twitter = 💩
    Tesla = 💩
    GOP = 💩
    MAGA = 💩

  134. 134

    Watching the Handmaid’s Tale finale, looks like the US has Boston back, but from what I have seen the past 6 seasons, every happy moment usually sees Gillead getting revenge. Plus, still a loose end for the titular character to tie up, but I doubt it will happen, the older daughter is rescued in the sequel.

  135. 135

    Point of reference:

    Either the Jan 6 attack was a “corrupt, FBI-CIA false flag psyop” (for which there is not nor has there ever been any evidence)…

    or

    Ashli Babbitt was an obvious suspected terrorist backpack bomber killed during an unsuccessful attack.

    Both of these propositions cannot be true at the same time.

    No other event in recent history more clearly distinguishes the MAGA mind from rational citizenry.

    Now of course it turns out that this angry, violent, extremely agitated woman with a history of emotional illness wearing a bulging backpack who steadfastly ignored the imprecations of law enforcement to stop and retreat was not carrying a bomb. But under the totality of circumstances, with angry violent Donald Trump supporters encircling and invading the Capitol, overrunning police, and vocally calling for the assassination of the Vice President, that is exactly what she looked like to everyone present.

    One option is just all just right out there in the public record. Her descent into angry, delusional, financial ruin. Her failed relationships. Her failed attempts at self employment. Her failures in military service. And her growing desperation and anguished rage.

    The other you have to accept blindly on pure cult-like faith, despite ALL the available evidence to the contrary.

    It’s really more about what any one of us wants to believe than about what is actually believable.

    MAGA want to believe.

  136. 136

    The show ended the way it began, with the main character at tge Waterford House, only what remains of it, recording what she said the first time The US liberates Massachusetts, New York, and Ohio at least.

    Handmaid’s Tale had a good writers room, they had to work around the author after 35 years finally writing a sequel, and an antagonist who wasn’t really equipped with what the show runner called plot armor, doing a gtreat job that they had to keep her around. Actress Yvonne Strahovski, playing the evangelical activist who brings down the US. Supposedly infertile, hence why Handmaid’s were created, but Yvonne kept having a pregnancy irl, so the writers just went along with it.

    Too bad Gillead had massacred and destroyed what South Boston was known for, can you imagine the Marines in the bars and pubs and taverns if they were still there? Fenway Park is a shelter in tge finale, when it was used as a public execution site in Season 2 premiere, a shelter is an improvement.

  137. 137

    @136 Trump is consistent. The same president who pardoned Ashli Babbitt and hundreds of other domestic terrorists also pardoned a disgraced police chief imprisoned for bribery.

  138. 138

    @130

    Nope. As usual the (white) conservative media is making shit up. Brittany Griner got called for a charge (Caitlin flopped and sold a tiny bit of contact al a Vlade Divac). Griner goes IMMEDIATELY after ref and gets a T and then on the bench is seen saying ‘fucking whack ass call.”

    It’s the difference between watching the game and seeing Sports Center, foul call, edit out 35 seconds, video of Griner on bench. Never said Shit to CC or even in her direction.

    Side note, announced today CC is out with some knid of quad injury for 2-4 weeks.

  139. 139

    @138 “CC is out with some knid of quad injury for 2-4 weeks.”

    There goes the ticket sales.

  141. 141

    @140. Key word there is “considering”. It will never actually reach trade school because the felon didn’t get a big enough bribe from trade schools. He’s going steal it.

  142. 142

    @ 140

    …who can’t stand people who are smarter than him…

    Smarter than he, Wordsmith.

  143. 143

    @ 138

    Griner goes IMMEDIATELY after ref and gets a T and then on the bench is seen saying ‘fucking whack ass call.”

    There’s a reason we don’t let blind liberals serve as lip-readers.

    Everyone else saw her say “fucking white girl”.

  144. 144

    @ 135

    Both of these propositions cannot be true at the same time.

    How about neither are true?

    J6 and the Democrats’ extreme overreaction to it got you the Second Coming of Trump. His unscripted response to an assassin’s bullet didn’t hurt, certainly, but the majority of America saw J6 for what it was.

    The American voter waited, watched DJT45’s replacement, and replaced the 2020 recount with the 2024 election.

  145. 145

    @ 139

    There goes the ticket sales.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit thinks WNBA revenues are dependent primarily on ticket sales. It is this type of fundamental error in understanding of a business model that explains his failure as an investor.

    The TV rights to the WNBA bring in $200 million.

    The NBA subsidizes the WNBA to the tune of $15 million.

    The WNBA team owners and other investors continue to plow money into the league, because it still loses money, each and every year.

    That money will still come in.

    Season ticket sales are not affected by a mid-season player injury, because those tickets are sold prior to the start of the season. The new WNBA franchise in California reportedly sold 10,000 season tickets. So walk-up ticket purchases are a small contributor to team revenue.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, the biggest effect of Caitlin Clark’s injury is that during her time on the bench in street clothes fans won’t tune in to watch a bunch of racist black dykes playing a level of basketball that wouldn’t beat a team of Hebrew school boys. TV ratings will tank.

    Angel Reese blows layups and putbacks with astonishing regularity. She won’t be bombing logo threes any time soon.

  146. 146

    how does Caitlan like to be identified as a gray girl?

    Is she lesbo?

    It’s ok for male ball players to call other players fags or cock suckers, and that’s perfectly fine.

    What is wrong with calling a white girl a white girl?

  147. 147

    Things are heating up in the calls, even by Conservatives, to resist and call out Drumpfy for his dictatorship and fascism, to save Democracy.

    My prediction is that before Nov. 2026 we will be under Martial Law in this Country.

    I’m sure the Stock Market will be going thru the roof at that time

  148. 148

    Notice how the Drumpf kids have been kept out of the limelight.

    This is by design. Drumpfy protecting his kids from the future fallout and aftermath.

  149. 149

    After years of NPR’s insistence that federal financial support is minimal because state and local grants and listener memberships provide the bulk of its revenues, it’s time for NPR to finally admit the truth:

    The order “threatens the existence of [the] public radio system that millions of Americans across the country rely on,” NPR wrote in the lawsuit.

  150. 150

    142,

    Pedantic know-nothing bullshit.

    The word “than” may be used as a preposition when comparing one thing to another thing. According to Merriam-Webster this use is grammatically correct and has been in common use since the 16th century.

    🤡

  151. 151

    @ 148

    … the Drumpf kids have been kept out of the limelight.

    Since taking it in the ass doesn’t result in pregnancy, G-clown, it’s understandable that you missed this:

    Tiffany Trump and Michael Boulos welcome 1st child

    ABC News
    https://abcnews.go.com › GMA › Family › story
    tiffany trump baby from abcnews.go.com
    May 15, 2025 — President Donald Trump’s second daughter Tiffany Trump announced the arrival of her first child in an Instagram post Thursday.
    About Tiffany Trump and Michael Boulos’ Baby, Alexander

    People.com
    https://people.com › Politics › Politician Families
    tiffany trump baby from people.com
    May 16, 2025 — Tiffany and Boulos welcomed their first child, son Alexander, on May 15, 2025. Tiffany announced the news on Instagram, writing, “Welcome to the …

    Again, since taking it in the ass does not produce children, those children not produced cannot grow up to become young adults who have birthdays and go to college, so it’s understandable that you missed these, too, G-clown:

    Barron Trump Celebrates His 19th Birthday, as Sources …

    People.com
    https://people.com › Politics › Politician Families
    Barron Trump Celebrates His 19th Birthday, as Sources …
    Mar 20, 2025 — The NYU freshman was still raised as a Trump, however, and the first source notes that he sometimes harnesses his father’s personality for ” …

    Barron Trump’s wild new college makeover is dramatically …

    hellomagazine.com
    https://www.hellomagazine.com › Celebrity News
    Apr 24, 2025 — Barron Trump debuted a fresh student look on Tuesday as he was seen leaving the NYU campus, where he’s currently pursuing his studies.

    You might want to revisit the definition of “limelight”, G-clown.

  153. 153

    @ 150

    According to Merriam-Webster this use is grammatically correct and has been in common use since the 16th century.

    So, the fact that the last two presidents have been disasters is OK because the voters have normalized it?

    We’re letting standards slide, and Merriam-Webster is playing along:

    It’s true that the Merriam-Webster dictionary, which is often referred to as Webster’s, can sometimes include words that are considered “ghost words” or are not widely accepted as standard English. However, the dictionary’s role is to document the language as it is used, not to prescribe what is correct.

    Next up: KBJ majority opinion includes “I want to aks you…”

  154. 154

    Breaking:

    Consumer confidence much stronger than expected.

    I guess just not here on HA.

    Although if I had Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s pitifully small investment portfolio, I’d be far from confident, too.

  155. 155

    Fear not, libbies, because maybe it’s just the white hetero Democrats, and you don’t want them in your party, anyway.

    Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Increasing with Democrats: Poll

    The poll also showed that Trump’s approval rating has received a 5-point boost from Black voters, with 27 percent approving of his job performance, up from 22 percent. His disapproval among this demographic dropped by 2 points to 64 percent.

    Oh. Dayum, libbies, it’s the same group of voters who abandoned Boxcheck Momala in 2024.

    Kanye’s still more popular than Cardi B, and he doesn’t charge in the mid-six figures for a five minute appearance.

  156. 156

    Social justice means ass-pounding that 5 year-old boy within an inch of his life.

    Because he’s white.

    Self-described ‘social justice advocate’ prof arrested on child pornography charges

    A “social justice advocate” professor at the University of Texas at San Antonio (UTSA) was arrested for allegedly viewing child pornography and having such content playing when federal officials raided his house in late April.

    The professor is Zaid Mashhour Haddad, who allegedly accessed almost 200 child pornography videos and streamed them from his computer. “One of the videos that allegedly depicted child pornography was displayed on Haddad’s TV as the FBI executed a search warrant on his apartment,” federal officials stated, as noted by The New York Post.

    The raid occurred in 2021. It took four years to arrest this POS.

  157. 157

    White House adviser David Sacks admitted over the weekend that the GOP’s tax bill will include significant cuts to Medicaid, despite claims from his boss and other MAGA loyalists that it will not.

    Sacks, who is President Donald Trump‘s AI and crypto czar, said plainly on the All-In podcast: “This bill cuts $880 billion from Medicaid over a decade.”

    Medicaid budget is about $870 million of which the federal government covers about 70%, so it’s roughly a 15% cut of what the feds put in.

    And we get to still add Trillions to the debt!

  158. 158

    @139

    Other than them already having been sold.

    And Paige
    And Nepheesa
    And A’Ja
    And Lexi
    And Kelsey
    And

    Storm rookie Ezi Magbegor as a sub went 12-7-3 in the win over the Aces. Seattle missed the playoffs last year but have started 3-1 in 2025.

  159. 159

    156. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/3/24/2312324/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-55

    For every post, faking outrage that a guy with a funny name that troll found from 4 years ago that might be lusting after the boys of the white race, there are a hundred white republicans that are ass-pounding many, many white boys and girls. Troll doesn’t care, white men can fuck anyone helpless and he’s fine with it. If there is a hell, you will be in it.

  160. 160

    In the, what, four weeks? since QoS McHillbilly claimed that The Tesla Takedown was working, TSLA shares have climbed a full 50%. Shares hit $357 intraday today; they were at $238 when he made his pronouncement.

    Wowza.

  162. 162

    From the Harvard University Department of Irony:

    US News
    Star Harvard business professor stripped of tenure, fired for manipulating data in studies on dishonesty

    A renowned Harvard University professor was stripped of her tenure and fired after an investigation found she fabricated data on multiple studies focused on dishonesty.

    Francesca Gino, a celebrated behavioral scientist at Harvard Business School, was let go after the school’s top governing board determined she tweaked observations in four studies so that their findings boosted her hypotheses, GHB reported.

    Claudine Gay was in good company, wasn’t she?

  163. 163

    We’re letting standards slide

    Since the 16th century apparently.

    A preposition, not a conjunction.

    Today we learn that the Nazi Fucktard’s scholastic failures are not limited to simple math.

    🤡

  164. 164

    Seems even Hispanic voters want a secure border. Go figure.

    Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Skyrockets With Hispanics

    According to an InsiderAdvantage poll of 1,000 likely voters, 59.6 percent of Hispanics approve of Trump’s job performance while 40.4 percent disapprove.

    The poll was conducted between May 17 and 19 and had a margin of error of 3.09 percent.

    This is roughly a 22-percentage point increase from an earlier poll—when 1,200 likely voters were surveyed on April 30 and May 1—that found that 38.4 percent of Hispanics approved of Trump and 42 percent disapproved.

    And just in case you want to dismiss the poll as right-leaning, last I heard dKos is not a right-wing shill:

    A Civiqs/Daily Kos poll, conducted between May 17 and 20 among 1,018 registered voters, showed Trump’s approval rating increasing by 15 points among Hispanic voters to 57 percent from 42 in April.

    Apparently the April numbers were an outlier. The takeaway is that Donald Trump is popular with Hispanic voters.

    Maybe because the Hispanics who vote are not the ones who join MS-13 or beat their wives and girlfriends or engage in human trafficking for fun and profit.

    Democrats, meanwhile, court the ones who are.

  165. 165

    The moral of the story is that as long as you can claim that the opposing party is an “existential threat”, you can do whatever the fuck the Supreme Court ultimately will let you.

    Emma-Jo Morris
    @EmmaJoNYC

    I don’t want to hear about “norms” ever again.
    Quote
    Leading Report
    @LeadingReport
    ·
    May 26
    BREAKING: Biden White House staff reportedly felt justified in taking “undemocratic” actions to stop what they saw as the existential threat, Donald Trump, per Axios.
    7:21 PM · May 26, 2025

    And you get to do a lot of shit until the Supreme Court says you can’t.

    And then you can ignore the Supreme Court and keep handing out taxpayer money as gifts to student loan borrowers who don’t deserve it, until you get caught again.

    That is the mandate that the Biden administration handed to the DJT47 administration.

  166. 166

    You might want to revisit the definition of “limelight”, G-clown.

    Where is Jared giving his advisory advice to Shitler? How about Ivanka? What’s the third whore doing? How about Eric and Jr? They had more of a role during the first fake presidency.

    He’s purposely leaving them out this time, and only you can’t figure out why.

  167. 167

    @144 “J6 and the Democrats’ extreme overreaction”

    So I guess you don’t mind violent cop-beating mobs overturning election results, as long as they’re your mobs.

  168. 168

    @145 I didn’t say shit about WNBA’s business model. All I said is CC sells tickets; and if she’s not playing, fewer tickets will be sold. If you want to take issue with that observation, fine. It merely says you have nothing better to do.

    You just can’t get over the fact that the men’s league is subsidizing the women’s league, can you? Because you’re a women-hating horse fucker.

  169. 169

    What a coincidence. So did Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s investment portfolio.

    Futurism
    Scientists Find Jupiter Used to Be More Than Twice Its Current Size

    And his cerebral hemispheres.

  170. 170

    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It’s still good idea for Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit’s BBCs to wear condoms. For both of her lower holes.

    Secretary Kennedy
    @SecKennedy
    ·
    Today, the COVID vaccine for healthy children and healthy pregnant women has been removed from @CDCgov recommended immunization schedule. Bottom line: it’s common sense and it’s good science. We are now one step closer to realizing @POTUS’s promise to Make America Healthy Again.

    7:16 AM · May 27, 2025

  171. 171

    They helped hide Biden’s obvious decline from gullible fucks like Welfare Queen – “Achoo!” – YLB.

    The Daily Beast
    Bezos’ WaPo Gives Staff Ultimatum as It Pushes Them Out

    It wasn’t “a cold”. All of us could see that. But even though Welfare Queen YLB could see it as well, she couldn’t understand it, because of her low IQ and her penchant for trusting the very worst of the left’s talking heads.

    But fuck her, too. And her already fucked kids, for possessing more than a little of her DNA.

  172. 172

    We just verified with the congressional budget office and of 13.7 million Americans who will lose their health care because of their bill, exactly zero are undocumented immigrants

    Losing your Health Care is what you get for voting for Republicans

  174. 174

    Tommy Tuberville, America’s dumbest senator, is planning to leave the Senate to run for Alabama governor. This is a very good thing, because nobody cares what he does in Alabama, and if he loses the primary, where he’ll face some stiff competition, he’ll be out of public office altogether.

  175. 175

    @169 et seq. — Looks like my comment @168 worked as intended. I can always get a rise out of the dumbfuck. All I need to do is shiv him where his skin is thin.

  176. 176

    I assume Trump’s cabinet members were cashing in their inside trades today. They’re stupid if they’re not trading his policy gyrations, of which they normally have advance notice. Sure, it’s illegal, but he can pardon them. And they pocket millions. Trump himself and his family? I take it for granted they’re doing insider trading, given that they’re doing every other corrupt thing under the sun.

  177. 177

    @142, @150 Who the hell uses “than he”? I’d bet money the dumbfuck himself uses “than him” in conversation and writing.

  178. 178

    @153 “So, the fact that the last two presidents have been disasters is OK because the voters have normalized it?”

    One of the more imaginative analogies I’ve seen recently, but okay. Let me guess, you were brought up in a Catholic school where the teacher rapped you across the knuckles every time you departed from King’s English. My English teachers only took points off the students’ grades for that, so I didn’t turn into a psycho like you.

  179. 179

    Confidential to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit: No, you can’t catch gonorrhea after one of the BBCs uses the toilet.

    Unless they spattered on the seat. Seat-to-catheter transmission is a thing, I hear.

  180. 180

    @165 Another of dumbfuck’s “sources.”

    Senior Consultant at Beck & Stone, consulting corporate clients on the changing sociopolitical landscape & how to productively engage with populist, conservative, and traditional groups in America.

    Past: Politics Editor and columnist at Breitbart; Deputy Politics Editor at the New York Post; Associate Producer of “Hannity” at Fox News.

    Testified to Congress on the relationship between the US Intelligence Community, Big Tech, and the media, as it relates to journalism and press freedom.

    Have been featured in outlets across the political spectrum, from Fox News to New York Magazine.

    https://www.linkedin.com/in/emmajonyc

  181. 181

    @ 176

    I sold naked puts on UNH today. Very attractive premiums.

    This is what Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit refers to as gambling.

  182. 182

    Cool story, bro

    shows that Trump is up 4 points among Democrats, with 11 percent approving of his job performance,

    That and a poll from a week ago that is 7 points higher than every non-rasmussen poll this month is problematic

  183. 183

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump
    I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome System, that it will cost $61 Billion Dollars if they remain a separate, but unequal, Nation, but will cost ZERO DOLLARS if they become our cherished 51st State. They are considering the offer!

    That cackling sound isn’t Canada Geese.

    It’s all if Canada laughing at the non existent and never to be existent “continent size” Golden Dome.

    They’re Canadians. ‘We’ll consider it” is the polite way to say ‘Go Fuck Yourself” up there.

    And nice Jim Crow reference. We all know Donnie is racist.

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