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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/16/25, 11:53 pm

LegalEagle: This channel is BIASED

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stella Magz: Kristi Noem’s girl math isn’t mathing
  • LegalEagle: Трамп wants 747 from Qatar to be Air Force One
  • The Late Show: SHROOMR—The psychedelic dating app
  • JoJoFromJerz: Corruption in plane sight
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Gets Rich as We (The People) Get Screwed ♬
  • Stephen: A military parade fit for a dictator & GOP Bill with no food for hungry kids
  • Robert Reich: America’s REAL national emergency
  • The Marsh Family: ♫ Pamela Bondi ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s “losing” Supreme Court day as his DOJ goes “lawless”
  • Desi Lydic Fauxsplains Трамп’s Qatari plane gift
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: It takes “Трамп-level stupidity” to beg for a $400M jet while advocating Medicaid cuts
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Cares! (If you Buy Him a Jet) ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones The Dotard
  • The Late Show: Inside the new, luxurious Air Force One
  • Rachel Maddow: Why Трамп’s medical records say more than he realizes
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп greeted by sword dancers in Qatar & RFK Jr. swims up Shit Creek
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп fawns over Saudi Crown Prince, profiteers on Middle East trip amid GOP backlash
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп openly violates Constitution, gets sweet new plane
  • Stephen: Трамп visits his BFF in Saudi Arabia & Grift Force One
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces huge tariff deal with China
  • Stella Magz: Трамп & Qatar sitting in a tree
  • LegalEagle: A third term for Трамп?
  • Tommy Campbell: The truth about Трамп’s Surgeon General pick
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп thanks Qatar for their generous jet bribe & accidentally does a Socialism
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп slammed for Qatar bribe, blinks on China trade, insults Pirro and Oz
  • Tommy Campbell: The Dotard falls asleep and forgets to sign bill
  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s free plane from Qatar will cost us all
  • Jordan Klepper: Saudi Arabia gives The Felon the royal treatment with McDonald’s & a mid-meeting nap
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Come Fly With Трамп ♬:

  • Stephen: Трамп suffers from size envy & Qatar’s gift plane will cost U.S. over $1 billion & EWR in crisis
  • LegalEagle: ICE just arrested the Mayor of Newark
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s shiny object trick wears thin quickly in second term
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Wordsmith of Wrong ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What “America First” Means to Трамп ♬
  • Leslie Jones roasts the goofy ass motherfuckers Трамп appointed to ruin the country
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп goes on epic weave in UAE & Lee Greenwood makes Qatar cameo
  • Seth Meyers: Von Shitzenpantz faces GOP revolt over Qatar bribe, and the Middle East “corruption tour”
  • The Late Show: A Saudi Gift horse for President Трамп
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп’s 2nd term—It doesn’t stop!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп seeks “biggest payoff in history” as he tells kids to expect less for Christmas
  • Stephen: Трамп gets a free plane & China tariffs paused & Judge Jeanine heads to D.C.

John Oliver: Alliance Defending Freedom

Steve Shives: Can we just be NORMAL?

Even More Intellectually Challenged Deplorables:

  • Stella Magz: MTG gets caught in a lie
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ She Spreads Lies for Her Money ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Mein Covfefe ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Rabbit Hole—Boat wakes
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Jive ♬:

  • Eric Guerin: ♫ The story of Woody Guthrie’s fight with Трамп and a ukulele play-along ♬
  • Stella Magz: Speaker Johnson cries for the poor
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ BREAKING NEWS: Karoline Leavitt ISN’T Breaking the Law ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Morning Ketchup Ep 1: Трамп’s 400m Jet, Sean Duffy is an idiot, Kanye & Hitler

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Did Biden Market Bibles? ♬

Steve Shives: You can’t solve homelessness by criminalizing the homeless

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 12:32 am

    With the issues over the possible Qatar 747 gift, and potentially going to the Trump library, I was wondering , have they decided where the existing one will go upon retirement? I know one is probably going to the National Museum of the USAF.

  2. 2

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 12:48 am

    In today’s immigration news,

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement detained Denisse Parra Vargas’ three children — two of them American citizens and one born in Mexico — in Texas last week and, because authorities deported their mother, sent them out of the United States too. …

    Secretary of State Marco Rubio suggested … the children’s situations are easily fixed. “If those children are U.S. citizens,” he said, “they can come back into the United States if there’s their father or someone here who wants to assume them.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/deported-parents-us-citizen-children-return-legal-ice-marco-rubio-rcna207223

    Can I have a word with you, Little Marco? There’s no “if,” little buddy. If they’re U.S. citizens, they’re entitled to return to the U.S., no strings attached. Neither Trump, nor you, nor anyone else gets to impose conditions on their right to live in their own country.

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 1:09 am

    Just a reminder that other people’s cars aren’t a platform for one’s own opinions.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqImijEx-lI

  4. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 2:11 am

    Remember how Trump promised to help coal miners? Like most people who voted for him, they’re being fucked over.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUkwu1CEI8

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 2:43 am

    The deal to send deportees to El Salvador isn’t a two-way deal between Trump and Bukele; it’s a three-way deal involving Trump, Bukele, and leaders of MS-13.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPf6FSQH6do

  6. 6

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 4:32 am

    House Republicans now want immigrants to pay for Trump’s mass deportations of immigrants.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/17/us-house-republicans-fees-immigrants

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 4:39 am

    If Trump wins on birthright citizenship, and his EO is upheld, then Marco Rubio is not a U.S. citizen, because neither of his parents were U.S. citizens when he was born. Trump’s EO, if sustained, would effectively revoke Rubio’s U.S. citizenship and make him either a citizen of Cuba or a stateless person.

  8. 8

    Donnie spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:17 am

    Yeah I support the money grubbing Jews and Amerika!

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mike-pence-trump-qatar-hamas-air-force-one-b2752799.html

    Bob licks my boots up to my cock and balls!

    “But Qatar has a long history of playing both sides,” Pence warned. “They support Hamas. They supported Al Qaeda. Qatar has actually financed pro-Hamas protests on American campuses across the United States,” he added.

    From the RIVER to the SEA!

  9. 9

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:22 am

    2,
    Fat Hitler’s Solicitor General yesterday argued to the contrary before the Supreme Court of the United States.

    While doing so he managed to state on the record that there are and will be instances where the current administration will refuse to obey injunctive orders from federal circuits if Fat Hitler disagrees with them.

    ACB was quite visibly shaken by that admission apparently. And interrupted questioning by Justice Kagan to argue with him about the claim.

    They really do not want to face up to what they have done.

  10. 10

    lmao spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:12 am

    It’s kinda fun to type “higher prices” at google.news:

    Thursday brought an avalanche of data that all point to one outcome: Prices are going up. Just ask Walmart.

    If there’s one company in the world that could theoretically take tariffs on the chin, it’s the world’s biggest retailer, which can (and does) use its scale to pressure suppliers to keep prices low for shoppers. But Walmart said Thursday that US tariffs — as a reminder: those are taxes that American businesses pay on imported goods — are too high, and it is raising prices in response.

    https://news.google.com/search?q=“higher prices”&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

    “Fun” in that the moldering widbee dumbfuck will “cold” its seriously unintelligent way through the return of stagflation and babble boringly about a President who could took himself out of contention. Oh and that other stalker will throw in a “jetlag”.. heh.. never said anything about “jetlag” myself that I recall.

    yawwwn.. I’ll be back when I get the db back up. That’s gonna be lotsa fun.

  11. 11

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:17 am

    @ 2

    There’s no “if,” little buddy. If they’re U.S. citizens, they’re entitled to return to the U.S., no strings attached. Neither Trump, nor you, nor anyone else gets to impose conditions on their right to live in their own country.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wants little kids to run away from their home somewhere south of the border. With their passports. So that they can return to the US.

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:25 am

    So, a salute with one arm and a hit off a crack pot using the other.

    “OK, yeah. In 2017, Beau had passed and — this is personal — the genesis of the book and the title Promise Me, Dad, was a — I know you’re all close with your sons and daughters, but Beau was like my right arm and Hunt was my left,” Biden said at one point in the interview audio, with lengthy pauses peppered throughout. (Axios)

    Hey, it would help explain his accelerating cerebral decline.

  13. 13

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:40 am

    Well, surely. Just as the reason that 20 years from now we’ll look back on the second Trump presidency is Robert Crooks missed.

    Awful Announcing
    @awfulannouncing

    “I’ll look back in 20 years and be like, the reason why we’re watching women’s basketball is not just because of one person. It’s because of me, too. I want ya’ll to realize that.” – Angel Reese

    (via @GNSportsTV)
    From
    GNSportsTV
    5:12 PM · Jun 3, 2024

    Mike Tyson won’t be remembered because of his skills. He’ll be remembered for biting off part of the ear of a fighter who was getting the best of him.

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:40 am

    20 years from now the WNBA still won’t be able to fill the upper bowl.

  15. 15

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 8:40 am

    10,
    It’s mostly “20 years ago” and “20 years from now” so far.

    Figures.

  16. 16

    Vicious Troll's Long Suffering SpavinedHorse spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 8:45 am

    Only the most sophisticated law enforcement intelligence professionals know it, but in fact the song “8675309” by Tommy Tutone is actually a credible threat to assasinate all the people who live within the 75309 zip code.

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 8:47 am

    In his characterization of Biden, Robert Hur was being kind.

  18. 18

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 9:30 am

    How in the Wide World of Sports did a “GREAT MAN” like Fat Hitler ever somehow lose an election to the same man being “characterized” by Robert Hur.

    Fat Hitler was a tireless campaigner back then. Flying all over the place in AF1, making Generals and Admirals appear next to him, holding a seemingly endless series of more and more drag strip and tent rallies in every state, and pouring money into endless messaging. He made every Republican office holder campaign for him. He made every Republican candidate challenger campaign for him. He made every cabinet secretary campaign for him. Most voters barely remembered who Joe Biden was.

    If Joe Biden really was a complete imbecile, how did he beat incumbent President Trump so badly and so convincingly?

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 10:02 am

    @ 18

    If Joe Biden really was a complete imbecile, how did he beat incumbent President Trump so badly and so convincingly?

    1. The Wuhan kept Biden hiding in his basement, so not many voters got to see him in 2020. See # 4, below.

    2. Fauci colluded with others to keep the nation locked up, which affected the national mood and was (partly correctly, partly not) blamed on Trump.

    3. Numerous MSM outlets and entities like Facebook and Google suppressed the POS Hunter Biden laptop story, partly at the behest of the FBI, which knew at the time that the laptop story was real.

    4. Biden has been an imbecile his entire political life. He became senile, as well, sometime between leaving the vice presidency and beginning his campaign in 2019.

  20. 20

    G spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 10:57 am

    Even in Biden’s current condition, he makes better sense than Dumppy. It’s all relative.

    And he Biden didn’t sell out democracy and American values. You fascist pigs

  21. 21

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 11:24 am

    19,

    The Nazi Fucktard is saying that incumbent Fat Hitler with the entire federal government and Republicans Party backing him was convincingly crushed by an unknown imbecile who did not campaign with the assistance of a tiny science nerd who never closed anything (had no such authority).

    Impressive.

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 11:31 am

    Please enjoy these 97 seconds of video, filled with leading Democrats who backed Biden’s sharpness a year ago but have zero interest in revisiting their claims today.

    Bonus if you are able to accurately observe that Goldy’s daughter grows more facial hair than does Mayor Pete.

  23. 23

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 11:32 am

    @ 20

    And he Biden didn’t sell out democracy and American values.

    Perhaps not directly, but his son did, and The Big Guy got 10% of the take. This reality was withheld from publication by the mainstream media prior to the 2020 election.

  24. 24

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 12:41 pm

    You had the chance to nominate Dean Phillips. You did not want to risk being called a misogynist bigot. So you went with Boxcheck Momala.

    Hertz Donut.

  25. 25

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 12:42 pm

    DEI cost you the White House, libbies.

  26. 26

    G spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 1:00 pm

    DEI is nothing more than an exploitation. Just like you exploiting the past, without any focus on the future and the future of this country being a democratic free society not living in fear of a dictator. You are a hypocrite and nothing more than a failed medical student with no value to society but to tear it down and bully. You are a loser.

  27. 27

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 1:25 pm

    You had the chance to nominate Dean Phillips.

    Phillips who eagerly attended night rallies for violent fascism and said it made him feel warm and tingly inside.

    It was an undeniably good thing that Democrats rejected their own version of a shallow, ignorant, populist authoritarian dictator with megalomania.

  28. 28

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 1:34 pm

    Here’s the best part of the sad Nazi Fucktard’s pathetic mewling soliloquy to Joe Biden this weekend:

    compared to the last four months of canceling the Constitution, alcoholics spilling classified military secrets, completely pointless tariffs, plummeting stock performance, looming recession, and groveling to Putin, Joe Biden was crushing it as president.

  29. 29

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 1:34 pm

    @ 26

    … not living in fear of a dictator.

    I have zero fear of living in a nation governed by a dictator, and I have no idea why you do, G-clown. Knowing what AIDS must have done to your brain, maybe I should attribute your fear to your retroviral load at any one time. So refill your reverse transcriptase inhibitor, and soon.

    I do think that the federal government is populated by more than a few too many people with evil intent. I am comforted that enough people see it that something can be done about it, and that’s one very large reason that there is a second Donald Trump term.

    So enjoy your J6 Committee report and your 34 felony convictions, G-clown. I’ll console myself with the knowledge that the wealth gap separating my family from yours will continue to widen, regardless of who is in office but especially because Boxcheck Momala is not.

  30. 30

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 1:39 pm

    Fat Hitler just blew up at Walmart saying they should be eating the costs of his pointless tariffs.

    I’m old enough to remember when Fat Hitler claimed that China would be eating these tariffs, not America’s largest single private employer. And when the Nazi Fucktard agreed.

    How many Trump voters should be laid off then?

    Bonus points: Can I please be the one to tell them the good news?

  31. 31

    G spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 1:54 pm

    86 Dumbfuck. You living in fear now? You shaking in your high heels?

  32. 32

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 2:45 pm

    While the laughably inept Nazi Fucktard was spending this week hoping to distract from Fat Hitler’s mounting failures by conjuring the ghost of Joe Biden, he lost his legal rights to institute a derivative proceeding against Tesla when the rug pull comes:

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/16/tesla-limits-investors-ability-to-sue-over-breach-of-fiduciary-duties.html

    BTW, keep an eye on that sharehold lawsuit and the appeal. If it is unsuccessful as it is expected to be, it may mean complex and interesting times ahead for Elmo and for Tesla and its shareholders like the Nazi Fucktard.

    The pay package had awarded Musk options to buy around 303 million Tesla shares at around $23 each if the company hit performance and valuation goals. Tesla stock closed Friday at close to $350. The original package was ordered rescinded in the original court loss. Then when the board attempted to cure the defects and reinstate the package it was overturned. If the appeal is unsuccessful and the board has to issue a new pay package of similar value it will produce an accounting charge to Tesla of more than $50 billion today (maybe even more, a lot more). And while the money is imortant to a money fool like Elmo, it’s the voting shares he needs to remain as CEO. The original package was negotiated to give him a 20 to 25% stake in the company. The only way the company can actually afford to grant him that many shares now would be if the price began falling fast, which it will do if they announce such a deal.

    The bylaw change is a stong indication that the board is leaning towards introducing a new comp package that would restore Elmo to 20% or so. And that will produce an absolutely ruinous accounting charge to the company. But none of the suckers like the Nazi Fucktard will be able to do anything about it except just absorb the hit.

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:28 pm

    Shouldn’t the Secret Service interview this Trump buddy for making threats against Supreme Court justices?

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-chevy-chase-supreme-threat/

    That’s at least as serious as the “8646” threats that weren’t investigated.

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:34 pm

    @13 You’re toothless, so we don’t worry about getting the best of you.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:36 pm

    @14 Twenty years from now you’ll be pushing up crabgrass, so it’s no concern of yours.

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:39 pm

    @19 “Biden has been an imbecile his entire political life.”

    I didn’t know you guys were twins.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:42 pm

    @23 “The Big Guy got 10% of the take.”

    Can you give us even one link? Wackadoodle websites don’t count. By the way, what do you think of Trump taking a $400 million bribe from the Qataris? Is it OK if the gifters are Muslim and wear keffiyehs?

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:48 pm

    @29 “I have zero fear of living in a nation governed by a dictator”

    I don’t think loving Idi Amin would have saved you.

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:50 pm

    @30 “Fat Hitler just blew up at Walmart saying they should be eating the costs of his pointless tariffs.”

    After taking over the Kennedy Center and trying to tell universities what to do, it was inevitable that he would also tell giant corporations what to do. He’s coming for the corner grocery next.

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:53 pm

    If Fat Hitler decides he wants Dumbfuck’s horse, he’ll come for that, too. And Dumbfuck will “voluntarily” gift it to him, because he won’t want to be summarily deported to an El Salvador prison for “terrorists.”

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 5:54 pm

    Better keep a notarized birth certificate on you at all times, Dumbfuck, because you live within 100 miles of a foreign border.

  42. 42

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 6:27 pm

    37,

    It’s just a derivation of “The Big Lie“. Since every other claim against Joe Biden was laughed out of every court, and after Fox, OAN, and Newsmax were all forced to admit in court under oath that they were making it all up to pacify cranky MAGA toddlers, they had to conjure up a new one.

    In Oklahoma they are now going to begin the indoctrination in high school social studies. A unit on “the stolen election of 2020” is rolling out next fall.

    Our troll is a hapless clown being worked like a Bourbon-soaked marionette.

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:11 pm

    They’re rolling back historic Civil Rights legislation that led to a more just and plural society. They’re abandoning our great allies and siding with dictators against those struggling for their freedom. They’re defunding American universities that won’t bow down to their ideological demands. They’re removing residents off American streets and, without due process of law, are deporting them to foreign detention centers and prisons.

    Bruce springsteen

    https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/trump-post-bruce-springsteen-taylor-swift-gift-rcna207397

    And the dumbfuck doctor isn’t afraid of America falling under dictatorship because he’s 100% okay with all of this.

  44. 44

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:28 pm

    While Trump kidnaps students off the streets and sends them to terrorist prisons, actual terrorists are running amok on our streets.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/palm-springs-explosion-rcna207467

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q-nKofxwuo

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:28 pm

    While Trump kidnaps students off the streets and sends them to terrorist prisons, actual terrorists are running amok on our streets.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/palm-springs-explosion-rcna207467

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q-nKofxwuo

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:29 pm

    Meanwhile, the government has unsealed Little Marco’s secret opinion that complying with Supreme Court orders threatens national security.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/judge-abrego-garcia-case-hear-arguments-administrations-claim/story?id=121839025

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:50 pm

    3 dead in early morning Pioneer Square shooting

    During a planned patrol just before 1:30 a.m., Seattle police officers came upon the aftermath of a shooting along 2nd Avenue South near Denny Way. Two men and one woman, all in their 20s, … were found dead on the ground.”

    https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/3-dead-early-morning-pioneer-square-shooting/281-1e843e20-366f-4f78-b3c9-6bc783c39b47

    Child struck by stray bullet in shooting that killed teen, Federal Way police say

    Federal Way police … respond[ing] to reports of a shooting at an apartment complex in the 32100 block of 18th Avenue SW just before 1:30 a.m. Saturday … found an 18-year-old with gunshot wounds [who] died at the scene. While at the scene, officers discovered that an 11-year-old child in a neighboring apartment unit was struck by a stray bullet while sleeping.

    https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/teen-killed-11-year-old-injured-federal-way-shooting/281-cf9f6403-1eaf-425b-a50b-f1acba96f860

    Restaurant owner shaken after mass shooting in Seattle’s Pioneer Square neighborhood

    A mass casualty shooting killed three people … in the Pioneer Square neighborhood early Saturday morning. Emmie Nguyen’s business, Four Diamonds restaurant, was struck by multiple stray bullets during the incident. … Nguyen pointed out where the bullets struck her business, counting ten in all.

    https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/seattle/restaurant-owner-shaken-following-mass-shooting-pioneer-square-seattle/281-d3921a9d-95f3-49c8-8483-fbfe6514c724

    This mayhem is brought to you by Republican gun policies.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 7:58 pm

    A Republican is someone who thinks the Bill of Rights starts with the 2nd Amendment.

  49. 49

    G spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 8:12 pm

    Roger kicking ass, as usual!

    Elijah too!

  50. 50

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/17/25 at 8:46 pm

    What is the baby-faced vigilante killer up to? Don’t hear much about him these days. His 15 minutes of fame (infamy?) have more or less expired.

    According to Wikipedia, he started his own You Tube channel, but it died after one video, which was deleted.

    Today he’s traveling the rightwing speaking circuit. In January, he was at the University of Memphis, sponsored by Turning Point USA, where he drew an audience of 40 people. Outside, a somewhat larger crowd chanted “Killer on campus!”

    Not long from now, he’ll be totally discarded by the right, because he’ll be of no further use to them. What a sad, pathetic figure he’s become.

    https://atlantablackstar.com/2025/02/27/kyle-rittenhouse-returns-to-memphis-campus-that-previously-triggered-raucous-protest-of-hundreds-of-students-to-a-now-meager-crowd/

  51. 51

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 5:05 am

    MAGA DOGE killed at least 27 people this week.

    No overnight forecasting was available due to DOGE position cuts that “comfort” the Nazi Fucktard because tornado forecasters are “a few too many people with evil intent”.

    I’m comforted knowing that all those killed are MAGA fascists.

  52. 52

    G spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:20 am

    Oh poor Bobby, gets all upset and mad about 86 comments.

    But then you have something like this, and it’s Bootlicking time for him. Dictatorship and bullying are some much fun.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-chevy-chase-supreme-threat/

    Great to see the HA Heroes giving Bobby the old 86!

  53. 53

    Darwin spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:21 am

    I’m comforted knowing that all those killed are MAGA fascists.

    It’s how nature works.

  54. 54

    Donnie spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:23 am

    People love me!

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rove-fox/

  55. 55

    Jews will not Replace Us spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:26 am

    Yes! We want to fight antisemtism!

    But! The Jews will not replace Us!

  56. 56

    Jews will not Replace Us spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 8:15 am

    https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/us/project-esther-heritage-foundation-palestine.html

    Link to @55

  57. 57

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 10:42 am

    This is an administration of idiots. Bessent compares Qatari giving Trump a $400 million flying palace to France giving America the Statue of Liberty. He must think we’re idiots, too.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/5306272-bessent-defends-trump-jet-gift/

  58. 58

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 10:51 am

    Republicans always planned to fund tax cuts, defense spending increases, and Trump’s trillion-dollar mass deportation program by gutting Medicaid.

    They believed they could paper it over by labeling the cuts “waste, fraud, and abuse.” In reality, they would create tens of millions of uninsured, shift costs to states they can’t afford, and close hospitals and rural health clinics.

    What’s more, they thought they could pull this off without Democratic votes, despite their razor-thin majorities in both houses of Congress, but even some of their own congressmen and senators aren’t having it.

    And, as this fraudulent legislative scheme collapses in his face, MAGA Mike is blaming the Democrats. The Bullshit Meter is going crazy, and it looks like he might break it.

    #booolsheeet!!!

  59. 59

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 11:04 am

    58,
    The Republicans blocking it would almost all gladly pass a bill to eliminate Medicaid entirely. The only problem is that they are not willing to do so while adding $5 trillion to the debt in a single go.

    Fat Hitler and the Republican leadership have absolutely no intention of paying for any of their ridiculous increases in spending (Dog-shooter Barbie’s new supersonic jet for example). Nor are they doing jack shit about “securing the border” either. They are engaging in very expensive deportation theater on the one hand, while on the other hand giving El Salvador billions of dollars with which to put MS-13 back into business in the U.S.

    Please stop adopting their false framing. Everything, everything that comes out of the mouths of Republicans is always a lie in every single detail.

    They are funding all of it with another mountain of Republican debt.

  60. 60

    Just Pointing Out The Obvious spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 11:20 am

    @57,
    Not many people know this but after Grover Cleveland left office, the Statue of Liberty became Cleveland’s personal property, and he had horses attached to the front so he could ride it around the country like very tall chariot.

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 2:47 pm

    Government lawyers can’t stop lying to judges about Kilmar Abrego Garcia, and the “state secret” Rubio is trying to protect is the administration’s secret deal with MS-13 gang leaders.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/judge-abrego-garcia-case-hear-arguments-administrations-claim/story?id=121839025

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 3:26 pm

    They’re only going to bill this book vigilante for the library books he burned? Why isn’t he being prosecuted?

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/05/14/ohio-library-book-burning/83628722007/

  63. 63

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 3:29 pm

    I just checked JPost and it’s not there yet. But Hamas is not having a very good weekend.

    Dr. Eli David
    @DrEliDavid

    🚨 Breaking: Head of Hamas Muhammad Sinwar confirmed eliminated. He replaced his brother Yahya Sinwar, who was eliminated.

    Muhammad Shabana, his second in command and the top candidate to replace him, was also eliminated together with him.
    5:21 PM · May 18, 2025

    In the tweet I changed H*mas to Hamas.

  64. 64

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 3:32 pm

    Happy anniversary,
    happy anniversary,
    happy anniversary,
    Haaaaaaapy anniversary!

    US News
    Exclusive

    Minneapolis still broken, divided and suffering 5 years after George Floyd death: ‘Black Lives Matter was never here’

    Tim Walz’ reward for choosing to let Minneapolis burn was selection for VP nominee four years later.
    Boxcheck Momala’s reward for selecting Tim Walz was being turned into a perpetual joke by Donald Trump a few months later.

  65. 65

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 3:34 pm

    Meanwhile, as we wait for @ 63 confirmation there’s this JPost piece for your reading pleasure:

    How the bulky pager fooled Hezbollah

  66. 66

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 4:33 pm

    Prostate cancer, even advanced, is not disqualifying. (The opiates eventually needed to manage pain are another issue, but I digress.)

    The level of cognitive decline he showed clearly should have been.

  67. 67

    G spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 5:10 pm

    Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicagoooooooooo!

    https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/mumbai-news/man-kills-wife-and-daughter-then-dies-by-suicide-101747334551114.html

    Meanwhile, the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

    There are so many more to post. Just Google “Man Kills Wife”. But who really cares?

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

  68. 68

    G spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 5:17 pm

    After Qatar gives Hitler his plane, I’m sure Hamas will be celebrating

  69. 69

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 6:36 pm

    @ 67

    Hey, G-clown, you missed that dad did it because his son died of the Homosexual Poofter Virus:

    His son, aged 21, had died due to chronic illness about six months ago.

  70. 70

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 6:41 pm

    JPost doesn’t have it yet but Haaretz and The Times of Israel are reporting the deaths of the #1 and # 2 Hamassholes.

    Mazel tov!

  71. 71

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 6:50 pm

    Now the Mexicans are invading southern Italy.

    NBC Sports Cycling
    ·
    Isaac del Toro becomes the FIRST ever Mexican rider to wear the Maglia Rosa and lead the Giro d’Italia general classification! 🇲🇽🩷 #GirodItalia

  72. 72

    G spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:07 pm

    Pharmacies bracing for shortages, I’m sure Bob will hail this for some reason.

  73. 73

    G spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:10 pm

    That’s ok, the Italian won the Preakness. How do you think the Italian Prime Minister will celebrate?

  74. 74

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:12 pm

    73)The last Preakness before Pimlico is reconstructed. It will be years before a real Triple Crown attempt happens, the Belmont has at least this year in Saratoga.

  75. 75

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:17 pm

    45 years ago today. Could say Crockett had the best seat in the house to get footage and survive.

    https://youtu.be/pO7DNs6LBBA?si=Nqbxge4LKoY0Jkkm

  76. 76

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:23 pm

    GOP Sen. Markwayne Mullins, who’s a plumber not a lawyer (“the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor’s degree” — Wikipedia), claims in this video the Qatari jet isn’t a security threat because it would be stripped down to a shell and rebuilt.

    If so, wouldn’t that take several years? And then what’s the point? The new Air Force One would be ready by then. And why start out with an old airframe? It makes no sense.

  77. 77

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:28 pm

    Trump’s “third country” policy … says that if an asylum seeker tells investigators they are afraid to go back to their home country—or if an immigrant’s home country won’t accept them back—they can still be forced to leave the United States, as long as they are sent to a third country. This rule has already been used by the Trump administration to send immigrants to El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Panama.

    And if an asylum seeker doesn’t designate a country they’re willing to be deported to, why, an ICE agent can just tamper with the official record and make it appear he did.

    https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/05/ice-officials-just-admitted-to-another-major-deportation-error/

  78. 78

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 7:39 pm

    CNBC headline tonight:

    Stock futures slide after U.S. debt downgrade highlights deficit risk

    Republicans can keep the deficit from being worse by eliminating health care and nutrition assistance for tens of millions of elderly, children, and adults earning the Republican Minimum Wage of $7.25 an hour. But deficits will grow, by a lot, under the House bill and Trump’s big spending plans, despite levying a heavy tariff-tax on the working and middle classes.

    It’s no mystery what’s required to rein in deficits: Taxes have been cut too much, so don’t cut them even more; don’t increase defense spending; don’t cause a tariff recession; and don’t spend a trillion dollars on deporting essential workers.

  79. 79

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 8:34 pm

    In tonight’s political news,

    Republican deficit hawks allowed President Trump’s bill of legislative priorities to advance out of the House Budget Committee in an unusual late-night vote on Sunday, marking a key hurdle cleared for House GOP leaders and a sign of progress for warring Republican factions

    After gaveling in after 10 p.m. on Sunday, the committee voted 17-16 to advance the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act,” which would extend Trump’s tax cuts and boost his border funding priorities while reforming [slashing] Medicaid and food assistance programs.

    The four Republican holdouts who had tanked the vote on Friday — Reps. Ralph Norman (S.C.), Chip Roy (Texas), Andrew Clyde (Ga.), and Josh Brecheen (Okla.) — voted present to allow the bill to go forward, with Roy revealing that there was progress on moving up the start date for new Medicaid work requirements ….

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5306895-republicans-budget-committee-vote-trump-bill/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: I do hope they pass this albatross and kick millions of their constituents off Medicaid, close rural hospitals and health clinics, and force $7.25-an-hour workers to raid dumpsters for food scraps, so they can run on that platform in next year’s midterms.

  80. 80

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 9:29 pm

    Nazi Fucktard is stricken and grieving at the sad news tonight that there will be no prolonged Democratic Party post mortem examining the Biden decision to seek a second term.

    🤡🧌💩

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/18/25 at 10:57 pm

    The tax and spending bill moving to the House floor is everything Democrats could wish for. The changes made to get GOP deficit hawks to abstain in the committee vote will speed up defunding of rural health care. It only modestly increases the SALT deduction, leaving Republicans running for re-election in purple districts vulnerable. It slices into the social safety net to fund tax cuts for the rich, more Pentagon profligacy, and a Gestapo dedicated to making arbitrary arrests and ham-fisted deportations of essential workers. It balloons deficits, feeding inflation. It’s a dream bill for Democrats in every respect! And MAGA Mike made it all possible with his talent for charm and bullshit.

  82. 82

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 5/19/25 at 4:14 am

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 78 doesn’t want to tell you that Moody’s is the last of the big 3 ratings firms to drop the US creditworthiness by a notch. The other two did it when Obama and Biden, respectively, were present.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit did not think it was such a big deal the two previous times.

  83. 83

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 5/19/25 at 6:06 am

    “new Medicaid work requirements”
    New Democratic Ad
    A heart warming frail old white grandmother sitting in a nursing home bed. A wheel chair beside her.
    Voice Over: “Your republican politician voted to make grandma unable to receive Medicaid that she paid into for decades until she goes back to work in the fields. Your republican politician voted to take care from Grandma to give the richest yet another tax cut. Vote for [Democratic Politician]. They work for you and Grandma, not the rich who don’t need it. ”

    This could be fun. What would your ad be?

  84. 84

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 5/19/25 at 6:38 am

    83,

    A group of impatient MAGAturd Proud Boys wearing red trucker hats, AMZN “ICE” tactical vests, and red-white-and-blue “war paint” on their faces arrive at a fast food fried chicken store and proceed to harass and molest some elderly disabled employees for being too slow. They push down an Uber Eats driver with cerebral palsy trying to exit struggling with buckets of chicken to deliver. One of the employees goes into labor in the bathroom and dies.

    As they exit the MAGAturd driving is forced to shoo away (apparently routinely) a group of hungry racoons trying to pry open the Cybertruck cargo lid seeking food scraps. As they drive off he laughs and proudly explains how he bought the $100,000 vehicle with his tax refund.

  85. 85

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 5/19/25 at 4:16 pm

    Joe Biden will feel no pain when he succumbs to his cancer.

    Bottom line is he absurdly lies throughout. He denies having kept classified material for his personal use. It is not something he would ever do because he’s so upright and honorable.
    And yet the prosecutors found reams of it tucked away everywhere in his house, garage, and Penn Center office, along with Biden’s recorded admission to his ghostwriter that he had found classified material in his basement he could use for his memoir.
    So they had a dilemma. Do they charge the sitting president and label him a pathological liar, causing a massive scandal and constitutional crisis? Or do they use his age and mental fog as an excuse not to charge him? Pretty clear which was the easier path.

    Can’t say the same for the Democrat party that supported the POS and his criminal clan.

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