Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Preznit Elect Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Stephen: Jan 6, Трамп’s day of love & Jeffries, “We will fart hard”
• Liberal Redneck: All the recent MAGA drama
• The Other Brother: ♫ Gulf of America ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Kiss the Ring ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп gets fact-checked, faces backlash over lies about CA wildfires
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ In the Year 2025 ♬
• Kat Abu: I cracked the code to Трамп’s unhinged nominee picks
• Rachel Maddow: Five things to know about Pam Bondi, Трамп’s (second) pick for attorney general
• Marsh Family: ♫ Turd on a Wire (The Elon Musk Song) ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Alito, a Back I Can Scratch ♬
• Desi Lydic: GOP promotes The Dotard’s Greenland fantasy while fires rage in LA
• The Late Show: Трамп’s Ozempic tariff
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares he will make January 6th a federal holiday
• Dark Brandon: The sentencing of convicted felon Трамп (animated cartoon)
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Jan. 6 lies are a necessary part of his plan to pardon the rioters & attackers
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Everybody’s Coming ♬
• Steve Shives: Facebook chooses Трамп over truth
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Felon Muskmelon ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz wants to buy Greenland!? Bromance with Elon on the Rocks & Zuckerberg kisses the (brown) ring
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s insane press conference about Greenland, Jack Smith, Gulf of Mexico
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Listen to the smelt
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Kamala Harris was the personification of the return of the peaceful transfer of power
• Alex Wagner: Трамп veers into bizarre fixation on adding neighboring countries as states
• Jabari Jones: V.P. Трамп—Tune me OUT!
• Tommy Campbell: Don Jr.’s Greenland visit destroyed and it’s hilarious
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Elon Town ♬:

• Ari Melber: Musk busted for abusing MAGA role in crypto plot, GOP budget chief debunks DOGE
• The Other Brother: ♫ Panama, Canada ♬
• Desi Lydic: Trump ratchets up call to annex Canada & Greenland
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп win certified on insurrection anniversary
• Darrin Bell: Watch META go full MAGA as Mark Zuckerberg axes fact-checking
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп to Rename Panama Canal ♬
• J-L Cauvin: Von Shitzenpantz reacts to being a felon-President
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to annex Canada and Greenland after admitting he lied about inflation
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ K-POP HIT—“I’m Gonna Lie Tonight” by B(DT)S ♬

Vox: Should fluoride be in our water?

Peanuts:

• Stephen: Great-grandpa Joe & ex-Presidents salute Jimmy Carter & Denmark claps back & Zuck’s community notes
• Desi Lydic: Trump & Obama chat at Carter funeral while GOP politicizes LA fires
• WaPo: Carter’s casket arrives at the Capitol
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп at Carter’s funeral ♬

Knotheadusc: ♫ Bluer than Blue ♬:

Miscellaneous Deplorables:

• Steve Shives: Christian prophet predicts God’s wrath for President Biden!
• Darrin Bell: See how MAGA Republicans responded to the devastating LA fires
• The Late Show: Your Jan 6th gift guide
• Dark Brandon: Rudy Guiliani is slowly making his way to jail
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Need to Be Poor (So the Rich Folks Can Stay Rich) ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Matt Gaetz gets destroyed over crazy new face and fringe show
• Stella Magz: Matt Gaetz’s debut at his new “job”
• Legaleagle: Matt Gaetz report is out and it’s bad
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Billionaires—What to do With Them? ♬
• Steve Shives: White nationalism and the H-1B visa debate are inseparable

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.