Electile Dysfunction 2024:
- The Daily Show: Investigating Трамп’s AI crowd claims at the DNC
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Responding to a Text Message from Трамп ♬
- Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Fishy Трамп ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard roasts Kamala Harris after DNC
- Stephen: DNC night 1—Welcome To Chicago, Joe Biden appreciation night, Kamala’s surprise
- Stephen: DNC night 2—Dem roll call turns up, Pritzker’s billion dollar zinger, and it’s Doug o’clock!
- Stephen: DNC night 3—Oprah & Stevie bring the star power, getting to know Tim Walz, & Pete takes down Vance
- Stephen: DNC night 4—Kamala Harris closes out a joyous, highly-rated DNC & Трамп is a weak, unserious man
- ScaredKetchup: RFK Jr. endorses Трамп (a match made in hell) and DNC recap
- Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Kamala Harris
- mazlinithegreat: ♫ Mr. Tangerine Man ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dems CRUSH Republicans on Convention Ratings (small wonder) ♬
- The Late Show: ♫ Allow Tim Walz To Introduce Himself ♬
- Steve Shives: Why Republicans hate Tim Walz—The threat of a happy, respected man
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Barack & Michelle Obama’s DNC speeches
- Parody Project: ♫ We didn’t pick the liar ♬:
- Jordan Klepper: Barack Obama sizes up Трамп, roll call vote gets lit & more DNC night 2 highlights
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sick of Being Stuck with a Loser? (Maybe it’s Time to Leave Трамп) ♬
- ScaredKetchup: Obama DESTROYS Трамп at DNC w/AI co-host Lauren Boebert
- Desi Lydic: DNC opening night recap—Biden after dark, Kamala Harris’s smile & Hillary Clinton
- Stephen: Melania crashes the DNC
- The Late Show: ♫ James Taylor rains fire on the DNC ♬
- Mother Jones: Project 2025—You can run, but you can’t hide
- Bill Maher: New Rule—Breeders’ choice
- RuPaul: DNC finale, crazy new Трамп product & he reveals his campaign platform
- Tommy Campbell: JD Vance gets off couch to make cringe “Gangs of New York” comments
- Seth Meyers: Трамп slammed for Medal of Honor comments & says he’s “better looking” than Kamala
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to day 1 of the DNC
- The Daily Show: The Best Fucking News Team gives their takes on the DNC’s “small town values”
- Marsh Family: ♫ Gimme Hope Kamala ♬:
- Stephen: “It’s not science fiction anymore. We will have the first woman president,” Rep. Ocasio-Cortez
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Contrasting Harris & Walz with Трамп ♬
- Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—J.D. Vance sperm cups
- Seth Meyers: Barack and Michelle Obama rip Трамп over “crowd sizes” and “Black jobs” at DNC
- Chris Hayes: Harris must hand Трамп an undeniable loss in 2024 election
- Stephen: Donny Franks slings dogs at the DNC
- Christopher Titus: DNC Convention—DEMolish HATE!
- Ali Velshi: Project 2025’s plan to dismantle the Department of Education
- The Late Show: ♫ Do The Kamala Shuffle ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard previews the DNC
- ScaredKetchup: Woke DNC day 3 exposed by Трамп & Lauren Boebert
- Alex Wagner: For JD Vance donut shop visit, a double order of cringe, supersized by Tim Walz
- Jen Psaki: Трамп can’t escape damning undercover audio linking him to Project 2025
- Stephen: Sec. Clinton on Biden’s decision to step aside
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Are They Really Going to Vote For Him? ♬:
- ScaredKetchup: Трамп & Boebert try to ROAST the Democratic National Convention (and FAIL)
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard destroys Tim Walz & his son on DNC night 3
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Old, Boring and Headed for Oblivion ♬
- Jake Tapper: Hear how Gen. John Kelly responded to Трамп’s bizarre comments on Medal of Honor recipients
- The Daily Show: Kamala Harris is “just normal”
- Seth Meyers: Mike Lindell humiliated by 12-year-old at DNC; Трамп whines about Obama “size” jab
- Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Harris-Walz vs. Трамп-Vance
- Cat Abu: How #TamponTim became MAGA’s new culture war
- Bill Maher: Lord almighty!
- Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell has mustache shaved off at his latest failed filled event
- Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
- Jon Stewart: DNC Recap—Oprah calls out cat ‘adies, Dem vibes & Kamala’s moment
- Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Weird Flex ♬
- Robert Reich: This is how Kamala Harris beats Трамп
- Stella Magz: Трамп accepts AI generated phot of Taylor Swift
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard proves he is more attractive than Kamala Harris
- Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Losing His Mind ♬
Robert Reich: Here’s why prices are still high
Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ted Cruz Has Got the Kind of Face, I’d Kind of Like to …… ♬
- Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—American greed!
- LegalEagle: Elon’s dumbest suit yet (suing advertisers)
- John Di Domenico: Трамп SCHOOLS Jesse Dollemore
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Listen to the Rambling of his Failing Brain ♬:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Plumber’s Guide to Flushing Трамп ♬
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Fem-uh-nazi… ♬
- Stella Magz: Ann Coulter mocks Tim Walz’ special needs son
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dealing with the Scourge of The Dotard Трамп ♬
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Best Roll Call in years. Wonder if they have specific ratings/views for that hour?
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Been following this train, originally during planning called the TCMC, now as it actually is running, the Borealis. Mostly Minnesota was pushing for it, although it does serve Milwaukee en route to Chicago. Finally happened this year, although I thought that CPKC’s promise to get merger approval only applied to proposed New Orleans-Baton Rouge service. Amtrak was surprised about Borealis’s success.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91153405/even-amtrak-was-surprised-by-the-instant-popularity-of-its-new-chicago-twin-cities-route
EvergreenRailfan spews:
CalTrain already mentioning benefits of electrified service between Sam Jose and San Francisco. The new schedule takes effect in a month when most of the Diesels will be sidelined, except for the Gilroy trains, as only CalTrain owned track is wired. Better acceleration is reducing run times for both Limiteds and Locals, but the Baby ZBullet is being retired.
https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/caltrain-offers-first-look-at-all-electric-schedules/
Hydrogen trains will be replacing some Amtrak California services, so,e advocates are opposed to that, outside of public owned track, it’s the best non-diesel option. Although some of the reviews on siting and permitting electric rail infrastructure might be streamlined under a bill that cleared the assembly and heading to Governor Newsom’s desk.
Some are complaining about the fate of some of the Diesel locomotives being declared surplus. They are for sale, but inoperable, under California regulations.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
A study in contrasts..
jerkoff dickhead bowman (greedy, phony appalachian):
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/08/23/jd-vance-georgia-donut-shop/74922663007/
a double order of cringe..
vs..
Tim Walz:
https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/tim-walzs-runza-moment-compared-to-jd-vances-donut-shop-visit-choice-is-clear-article-112752148
Down to earth, authentic retail politician of vast life experience..
What an asshole. Must be a Republican . spews:
Teh kreepshit troll musta popped a nitro tab after Kamala called drumpf “unserious”..
Granola Subaru spews:
It’s too bad that RFK, Jr. left the race. We need more choices other than those presented by the Blob. If diversity is so good, let’s have more of it in our political choices.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:
@4 btw, employees of both shops are bound to be doxxed and threatened with death by unhinged magats..
“both sides” are not the fucking same, ok?
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Hillbilly Eulogy:
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/24/mccarthy-revenge-tour-gaetz-00176220
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
6,
Maybe you should consider starting a bit smaller, working locally, and building a bench of experienced, accomplished, qualified candidates before you go directly for giving the nuclear codes to a colony of parasitic brain worms.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
6)Been reading a couple books “Primary Solution “ and “Parliamentary America “. On the latter, I went from opposed to willing to hear out the author’s ideas. Always been for expanding the House, 435 seemed great in 1912, but the country’s bigger. His idea is only to double it, to 870, but keep the 435 districts, and use the other 435 as a compensatory tier like Germany. I don’t think I am onboard with his other reforms, but I haven’t gotten to the chapter where a multiparty Congress instead of the EC elects the President. Would be opposed to that , but keeping an open mind until I read that chapter. He would have the threshold be 5% like Germany, but give the Senate the ability to change that, with the amendment proposed, exempting such a change from the filibuster.
While I like MMP, and think it will work in 98 out of 99 state legislative chambers, for Congress, because seats are apportioned by state, I have often thought, States choice.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
4,
What’s weird to me about that is the fact that, according to his bio, Diet Private worked as a combat correspondent in Iraq. If he actually did the work he would have had thousands of encounters with Marines on deployment asking them about their backgrounds, where they grew up, what got them to join, their experiences as Marines, etc. Maybe he was just really shitty at the job. But he would have had ample opportunity to get better at it than this makes it appear.
https://youtu.be/_UpFqL8hkwE
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Seems we were just finishing a contentious US Railway Labor contract dispute. Because the Railway Labor Act delays strikes or lockouts, most contracts become retroactive, and they start the process over. Seems the next round, the unions and railroads are doing something different, bargaining before the existing contract becomes amendable, and the National Mediation Board process begins. A few have already settled.
https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/union-announces-tentative-deal-for-conductors-with-amtrak/
Will be interesting how the train attendants contract works, based on nothing more than advance ticket bookings, or the unavailability of them for specific accommodations on the Silver Star and Capitol Limited, there is a rumor going on that there might be a new Chicago-Miami service coming. After a certain date, the Family Bedroom on the Capitol is unavailable for the foreseeable future, and all sleeper accommodations north of Washington DC on the Silver Star. The Silver Star uses single level rolling stock, while the Capitol uses Superliners, which the family bedroom is only available on. Might give more clues . A potential Capitol Star if using single level stock, frees up Superliners for other routes that have capacity issues.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
10,
I think you just delivered the TED talk explaining why there will never be another constitutional convention.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@6 Yes, conspiracy theory embracing anti-vaxxer nutjobs need their own candidate.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@11 Funny that he wrote a book about himself instead of about all the Marines he met in a combat zone and their stories.
RedReformed spews:
John Fugelsang on xitter:
The CEOs who cut your salary & benefits bought off your politicians poisoned your air & water & outsourced your jobs remind you:
Unions are the bad guys
If you don’t have xm radio, john has a best of podcast for each night.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@10 There might be one after they start and lose the civil war they keep talking about, because the obvious way to avoid another one is to revoke the armed violent minority’s special privileges under the current one.
RedReformed spews:
It’s weird how much Jaydee tried to attack governor Walz and all it did was make Jaydee look weak and worse.
Nobody wants an incel who wants women only pregnant in kitchen raising babies against their will.
Democrats support women’s rights.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Melania’s reaction to her husband’s implicit claim that he is better-looking than his wife is not known.”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/24/donald-trump-mental-fitness-campaign
As for everything going right for Harris, and everything going wrong for Trump, it’s obvious God doesn’t want him in the White House again.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@18 Jaydee is weird, that’s all there is to it.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Nikki Haley is the logical leader of a post-Trump GOP and that will drive Jaydee nuts.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
17)The last one was a Runaway Convention, it was only supposed to make a few fixes to the Articles of Confederation. Well, they made the fixes, and then some.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@22 Yeah, a runaway convention might make radical changes such as imposing the one-person, one-vote rule on the Senate; doing away with individual ownership of military weapons; outlawing gerrymandering; giving each representative an individual vote when the House elects the president; making presidential immunity conditional; adding a right of privacy to the Bill of Rights; and term-limiting Supreme Court justices.
Nate Silver spews:
Guys…
It’s over. 73% of people who answered Elon Musk Twitter poll are voting for Trump.
And then Trump retwitted.
Science!
EvergreenRailfan spews:
23)Some of the various reforms I have seen proposed, would need a new convention. Too many amendments would be needed.
Montana rewrote their State Constitution, and it barely passed, partly because of its environmental protections. The guys who wrecked Butte and Anaconda thought they could stop the new Montana Constitution. The privacy protections were probably influenced by a U.S. Supreme Court case that was about to be heard, and 50 years later, Montana voters have a chance to clarify that part.
https://www.mtmemory.org/nodes/view/91422#:~:text=In%201972%2C%20the%20Montana%20Constitutional,one%20that%20transformed%20state%20governance.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Seems the see saw battle with Canada’s two major railroads lockout/strike is over. After the Labor Minister referred it to the CIRB to order binding arbitration, the Railroads ended the lockout but Teamsters Canada Rail Conference continued picketing CPKC and issued a 72 hour strike notice. That was last night, today the CIRB acted and ordered binding arbitration, and the TCRC is complying, pending appeal.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/cirb-decision-railway-dispute-1.7304194
Bad news for the passenger operator, any timekeeping improvements will be gone by Monday. I was checking TransitDocs out of curiosity, and it appears VIA 1, the transcontinental flagship from Toronto is early approaching Vancouver. Eastbound is stuck in Jasper.
RedReformed spews:
How Tim Walz’s dumb taco joke broke MAGA brains
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/tim-walz-white-guy-tacos-harris-campaign-video-trump-ann-coulter-rcna167678
Tim makes a forgettable joke about “white guy tacos.” What’s a white guy taco to Walz? “Pretty much ground beef and cheese.” Then he mumbled another throwaway line about black pepper being as hot a spice as his region prefers.
Then came the sleuths who insisted Walz was also a liar. A famous Pizzagate propagator uncovered the awful truth: Walz won a recipe contest! And it was taco-related!
The dish was called “Tim’s Turkey Taco Tot Hotdish.” It’s based on ground turkey, cheese, sour cream and sweet corn. It’s served with tater tots. It is literally a Midwestern meat and potatoes casserole with a Taco Bell kids menu level of spice.
From the republican reaction, you would think he’d taken home top secret documents and stored them in the bathroom or tried to frame a political rival or paid off a porn star to get elected. I mean if a Democrat had done that.
Foreign policy writer Nicholas Grossman summarized this curious phenomenon well: “Right-wing podcasters: Oh so when I make mean-spirited disparaging comments about other races it’s wrong, but when Tim Walz makes a mild dad joke at his own race’s expense it’s ok? How is that fair? I’m the victim here. Yes, again.”
>> I feel the non Magats are just shunning this ginned up level of eternal outrage.
RedReformed spews:
Tim’s Turkey Taco Tot Hotdish
https://www.minnesotaturkey.com/recipes/tims-turkey-taco-tot-hotdish
What the scandal is all about. It explains why Trump did so well in the Twitter poll. It’s got paprika! Paprika!
>> I’m going to have to make it this weekend.
RedReformed spews:
‘Israel in collapse’: 46,000 businesses forced to close since 7 Oct
Forty-six thousand Israeli businesses have been forced to shut as a result of the ongoing war and its devastating effect on the economy, Hebrew newspaper Maariv reported on 10 July, referring to Israel as a “country in collapse.”
It is estimated by Israeli risk management firm CofaceBdi that 60,000 businesses will be closed by the end of 2024
In the final months of 2023, the Israeli GDP plummeted by nearly 20 percent.
>> I’d say vote them out but I don’t know if they can. The country is on a slow march to authoritarian theocracy. The recent case involving soldiers raping prisoners is proof that the people of the country are radically marching the country to the far right and away from democracy. There is no real left wing party in Israel as they have been wiped out. Don’t see them letting go of power.
It’s a reason to not vote for Republicans, don’t want that here.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
29)Problem with having too many parties. Easy to splinter. Tge pro-settler parties currently have an outsized influence because all 120 seats are elected nationwide.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Republicans are nervous. Good, I can’t wait for the tears to flow. 😭
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4844833-republicans-nervous-harris-dnc-surge/
Paul Harvey spews:
@ 28,
I really hate these fancy recipes with some fucking crazy ingredient you have to drive all over to find. And then, after spending $20, you only use a fucking teaspoon of it and the rest just takes up cupboard space for the next ten years.
Paprika? What the fuck even is that? Its gotta be made from like the bark of an endangered tree that only grows in Madagascar, and makes your piss smell like gym socks.
Harvey Paul spews:
32 – Or does it make your gym socks smell like piss?
🏳️🌈👍🏳️🌈 spews:
Sound the Alarm
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143295992
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-harris-election-08-24-24/index.html
Zabwonk, zabwonk, , zwabonk
Dive, Dive, Dive
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Looks like Governor Justice won’t be losing the Greenbrier. Darn, I was wondering who would get the Bunker?
https://www.newsweek.com/hotel-owned-republicans-wont-auctioned-1943207
Brain Worms spews:
Donald Trump retwits post calling himself and RFK Jr. “the ticket.”
Poor JD. Less popular than Whale Juice guy.
RedReformed spews:
Sarasota’s New College, the once liberal arts school subjected to a “hostile takeover” by well-rewarded, ultra-conservative DeSantis allies, was exposed by the city’s Herald-Tribune for dumping thousands of library books, including a clear-out of its gender and diversity center. Echoes of Nazi-era book burning, and a preview of the extremist Project 2025 agenda linked to the Republican former president Donald Trump.
>> Republicans trying to make LGBTQ disappear. Once the LGBTQ are deleted from society, I expect they will need new targets.
https://www.mobilize.us/
Roger Rabbit spews:
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4846433-harris-leading-trump-by-7-points-poll/
Should we tell him? Nah. Let him feel happy.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
38)According to the Bots on Twitter it’s actually Trump up by 7.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Interesting on the 29th , my EWU Eagles are playing Monmouth, on the Inferno in Cheney. Don’t know if anybody is taking a poll on the spread.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@37 They’re getting rid of the librarian, too, for unspecified violations of book policies.
Over a third of the faculty and former student body have left, and more faculty will be leaving. First-year student retention is the lowest in the college’s history.
To be sure, overall enrollment is growing, but that’s because the college added six new sports programs. Nearly all the student headcount increase is attributable to enrolling athletes.
New College was Florida’s version of Evergreen State College. Now it’s going to be a vocational school with sports teams. Who needs a library for that? Shop manuals will do.
G spews:
What a POS fake and fraud candidate. Lost his mojo, lol.
Bob lost his Pom poms
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-kamala-harris-election-2024-b2601605.html
Roger Rabbit spews:
@36 You know, I wondered about that last night after running across this story, which begins,
and after alluding to Kennedy concludes,
So I thought, what are the chances Trump may replace Vance with Kennedy? Which itself makes no sense. After doing some searching, and finding articles saying it would be difficult and he’s running out of time to do it, I dismissed it as highly improbable.
The precedent, of course, is McGovern dumping Eagleton in 1972, but that happened a few days after Eagleton was nominated, after it was revealed he’d been hospitalized multiple times for depression.
It’s fairly easy to visualize a veep candidate being replaced for a health reason. Eagleton was replaced because he was seen as unelectable because of a health condition. There’s no precedent for replacing a veep candidate because his selection was a political blunder. In any case, the GOP’s unelectability problem is Trump at least as much as Vance, and they’d probably be better off to dump Trump, elevate Vance, and find a new veep candidate.
It’s hard to see anything at all happening given the disarray and infighting in the GOP. They’re pretty much stuck with what they’ve got whether they’re happy with it or not. So I think their jeep will just keep rolling down the hill without brakes until it goes off the edge of the cliff. The wiser passengers will be jumping off right about now.
New York Times spews:
We are LITERALLY brilliant and that’s why she needs to do a long sitdown with us.
“Opinion
Kamala Harris Wants To Win”
Roger Rabbit spews:
Lara Trump is threatening to prosecute anyone who is an “illegal citizen attempting to illegally vote in our elections.”
https://www.rawstory.com/stupid-lara-trump-illegal-citizens/
Lara Yunaski scored big when she landed Eric Trump. She’s the smarter of the pair. Probably tells him what to think. Now you know where his idiocy comes from.
David Koresh spews:
Of course they were selling water. The cult members spending their month’s entertainment budget on these things…
RedReformed spews:
Of course they were selling water.
That’s our future if Project 2025 gets enacted. Everything in the commons is privatized.
RedReformed spews:
“illegal citizen” Let me guess, any legal voter who is black, brown, not christian or liberal is an illegal citizen?
RedReformed spews:
@41. Who needs creatives? Just have ChatGPT do it.
Common Sense spews:
“ illegal citizen” Let me guess, any legal voter who is black, brown, not christian or liberal is an illegal citizen?”
No, it’s the illegal immigrants coming across the Southern border, mainly, but there are some illegals entering along the northern border.
Tell me, should illegals just be allowed to vote in November? If so, why not just save everyone the trip from their home countries and mail absentee ballots to “anyone who is there now” in every country in the world. Why not let the people of Botswana vote in our elections? Heck why not let their cats and dogs have a say-so in our government, too.
(*The proper term should have been “illegal immigrants” not “illegal citizens.” Citizens aren’t illegal, but immigrants can definitely be “illegal.”)
RedReformed spews:
@50. Just going off what she said. When every Democrat has to be absolutely accurate in every word they said ever, it seems only fair to hold Republicans to the same standard.
Illegals can’t vote.
It’s NOT millions, it’s 10s, at most
It’s a fake issue, ginned up by republicans who cynically want votes from people who irrationally fear illegals.
You want to stop most illegals? Put EVERYONE who hires them in jail for a year for each person they hire. From CEO to housewife. Why aren’t republican demanding that?
RedReformed spews:
@50. Republicans put a black woman in jail for 5 years for casting a provisional ballot that she was told she legally could cast. So yeah, by their actions, Republicans think any voter who is black, brown, not christian or liberal is an illegal citizen and should not vote.