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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/28/24, 9:58 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп the Savior ♬
  • Robert Reich: Why Трамп is partnering with Christian Nationalists
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Pandering Candidates ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares to debate Joe Biden
  • The Daily Show: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog unloads on undecided voters
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Hannibal Lecter—The Dotard’s greatest hits ♬:

  • Christopher Titus: Biden vs Трамп! Let’s Get Ready to RUMBLE! Press conferences!
  • Jon Stewart’s Debate analysis: Трамп’s blatant lies and Biden’s senior moments
  • Rachel Maddow and Stephanie Ruhle blow up myth of big business support for Трамп
  • John Di Domenico: Presidential pickleball debate—President Joe Biden and former President Dotard Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ On Watching the Biden/Трамп Debate ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates his debate win over Joe Biden
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about Biden’s disastrous debate panic
  • Alicia Menendez: Inside Трамп’s pre-debate panic
  • Stella Magz: Does Lauren Boebert have a chance?
  • Robert Reich and Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп would take a wrecking ball to our economy
  • Sarah Cooper: How to Boat
  • Tommy Campbell: The Dotard’s dirty debate prep revealed
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Always Look on the Bright Side (of the Debate) ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell rambles about sharks not living in lakes at Wisconsin rally
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s final debate prep
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Jacked Up versus Dumbed Down, the Biden/Трамп Debate ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ The Purpose of A System Is What It Does ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: We live in a country where most commentators declared the liar the debate winner
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп calls a Black barber shop
  • The Daily Show: Трамп accuses Biden of drug use ahead of debate & says “refuttal”
  • Rachel Maddow: American voters punish Republicans for Supreme Court’s revocation of abortion rights

Robert Reich: Why the “Fee Market” isn’t really free (10 economic myths debunked #5)

The Cult Of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania: Dinner date with Bill Gates
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Ballard of Vagina Neck Gulch ♬—Трамп Show 54 w/ AI co-host Lauren Boebert, debate prep, Kari Lake
  • The Other Brother: ♫ On Top of Трамп Tower ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania meets King Charles
  • RightPlight: BBC Presents, The MAGA Morons of America [Episode 3]
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says you can’t call him a FELON!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Bad Sneakers Boebert Edition ♬:

  • Jiminy Glick’s ♫ Musical salute to the Felon Von Shitzenpantz ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Bannon imprisonment threatens to hobble MAGA movement at key time
  • Jabari Jones: AI Ted Cruz—Dinner date with Melania
  • Gordon Lustig: ♫ Alito Shuffle ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Man Who Never Returned ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Blasting Louisiana’s Ten Commandments law
  • Jabari Jones: Defense motions
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Snowflake Трампers—Fuhh Your Feelings ♬:

  • Magick Man Records: ♫ A Lil Slow sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania’s dinner date with Kim Jong Un
  • Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: “She is not up to the task”—Трамп’s favorite judge shows her bias again
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania finds her dream man
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Breasts of Lauren Bobo ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Just when you thought Трампers couldn’t get any lower ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania—Dinner date with Elon

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 6/28/24 at 10:00 pm

    Surprised Bannon is going to Prison. Thought the Supreme Court would intervene.

  2. 2

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 6/28/24 at 10:09 pm

    Been waiting for this ORCA upgrade since I first saw something similar in Portland. I am often checking my phone or playing a game app while waiting for the bus, so just tap the reader and go.

    Now just need fare capping.

    https://info.myorca.com/googlepay/

  3. 3

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 6/28/24 at 10:16 pm

    Always thought that Maryland should end the MARC Brunswick line before it reaches West Virginia. Only recently has Charleston paid its way. Although as for the damage caused by the fire, wonder if it was maintenance or lack thereof.

    https://youtu.be/6hvrb_-0RCQ?si=HJ1-4WADBSrxxDt_

  4. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 6/28/24 at 11:57 pm

    Why isn’t the New York Times calling on Trump to drop out?

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 1:59 am

    How to identify psychopaths:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vaAMksnT5CM

    Anybody come to mind?

  6. 6

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:56 am

    “Infants, kids, teens, young people, young adults, middle-aged with no conditions, etc. have zero to little risk. So we use them to develop herd… we want them infected.”

    July 4th isn’t only the anniversary of our nation’s independence.

    It also marks the anniversary of the date in 2020 when a Canadian quack named Dr. Paul Alexander, who had been recruited by an AM hate radio host to serve as chief medical advisor from HHS to Idiot Trump, convinced Von Shitzhispants that, with no vaccine in sight, “natural herd immunity” should become official policy.

    The virus ran wild and a million died.

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:00 am

    @ 4

    Why isn’t the New York Times calling on Trump to drop out?

    You’re an especially lazy, bloviating fuck, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit:

    OPINION
    THE EDITORIAL BOARD
    To Serve His Country, President Biden Should Leave the Race

    Posted in the Friday thread: http://horsesass.org/friday-33/#comment-1508509

    If he’s too addle-minded to run, he’s too addle-minded to serve. If Democrats cared about national security and the economy there would be a President Momala by now or, now that America has seen everything Democrats decried as cheapfakes, as soon as Biden can be twentyfifth-ed.

    Our enemies have seen everything, after all.

  8. 8

    (Former) Gov. Andrew Cuomo spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:12 am

    Herd immunity should be limited to the assisted living centers and hospices.

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:24 am

    Second in line to the presidency looks to be first in line.

    Speaker Mike Johnson said Friday that President Joe Biden’s Cabinet should discuss invoking the 25th Amendment in the wake of a politically disastrous debate that compounded age and acuity questions.

    Johnson, asked about calls from within his own conference for the amendment to be invoked, said that “there’s a lot of people asking about” it, but that it was up to members of Biden’s Cabinet.

    “I would ask the Cabinet members to search their hearts. … And we hope that they will do their duty, as we all seek to do our duty to do best by the American people. These are fateful moments,” Johnson told reporters.

    Our enemies saw what we saw. Six months and 22 days is a very long time and my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president is worsening by the day. Our enemies witnessed DOCTOR Jill and and aide assist the clearly weak and unstable octagenarian down the two steps from the debate podium.

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:32 am

    Here’s how British tabloid The Mirror saw Biden’s infirmity:

    Jill Biden accused of ‘babysitting’ Joe as she guides him off stage ‘like child’

    Post-debate, concerns around President Biden’s age and mental agility re-emerged as he looked to be having trouble exiting the stage.

    Jill Biden promptly intervened, aiding him down the stairs to meet the two CNN moderators. Later on, at a “Let’s Go Joe” rally in Atlanta in the wake of Biden’s problematic debate performance, the First Lady seemingly coddled her husband once more as she lauded his effort during the event.

    With a microphone in hand but speaking directly to her husband, Mrs. Biden praised: “Joe, you did such a great job answering every question. You knew all the facts.”

    Sounds like somebody was a very good boy and gets two scoops on his ice cream cone!

    DOCTOR Jill is the new Don of The Biden Crime Family. ol’ Joe abdicated many months ago.

  11. 11

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:35 am

    How’s everyone feeling about a resignation and President Box-Check? We’ll be led by the walking, talking personification of Didn’t Earn It.

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:39 am

    A CheapFake tweet.

    Cenk Uygur
    @cenkuygur
    Democratic voters should never forget that everyone in Democratic leadership lied to you. They told you that Joe Biden was fine when they knew he was like that all along. Their jobs were tied to Biden. And they prioritized keeping their jobs instead of being honest with you.
    7:01 AM · Jun 28, 2024

    Momala’s got @ 9 a shot at a new job. Will she take that shot, and bring down a president?

    Patriot has many definitions.

  13. 13

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:21 am

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit will be interested to know that NPR led with the NYT editorial news in its headline review at the top of the hour.

    Get. out. Joe.

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:23 am

    Momala, 2019: Joe Biden is too racist to be president.

  15. 15

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:28 am

    Sunday morning talk shows should be some fun, amirite?

    Joe, you did such a great job answering every question. You knew all the facts.

  16. 16

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:35 am

    Why isn’t the New York Times calling on Trump to drop out?

    As the publishers of the NYT and other giant global media companies see it, Trump delivers, Biden does not.

    Presidential debates are elaborately staged theatrical performances put on by giant global media companies to be delivered by the most powerful people on earth for the benefit of…

    …those giant global media companies.

    That’s it. Maybe some of us (a lot of us I’m sorry to say) are entertained or distracted by these performances. But we are not edified or informed. We don’t learn about how capable the performers are to do the job. We don’t learn how they would pursue policy objectives. It is the political equivalent of circus seals balancing beach balls on their noses.

    And Trump delivers, always has. It’s how he first mowed through the crowded field of Republicans in 2016. He growls and sneers and mocks. He lies and shrugs and creates ridiculous claims and fantastic fake tales. He provokes and amuses. And he performs the moral panics for his audience of supporters and potential supporters just like the kayfabe in professional wrestling.

    Joe Biden does not.

    Maybe he can. Maybe he can learn quickly. I don’t know. But he needs to. It is imperative.

    Because unfortunately this is our politics. We have transformed what was a noble and uplifting pursuit of human improvement into entertainment for the hooting masses. And giant global media conglomerates now stand as gatekeepers between politicians and voters deciding who succeeds and who fails based on their ability to draw and retain an audience.

  17. 17

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 10:13 am

    I’ll take Statements That Aged Poorly for $500, Alex.

    ABC News
    ·
    Hours before the first presidential debate, first lady Jill Biden told donors that the president is “ready” for his faceoff against Trump.

    “Joe’s ready to go. He’s prepared. He’s confident,” she said.

    He’s nearly embalmed.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 11:32 am

    The cover of TIME.

  19. 19

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 12:01 pm

    talking personification of Didn’t Earn It.

    aka white frat bois… like kreepshit

    Nepotism..

    Cronyism..

    That shit is ok to kreepshit.. all it does is call it “meritocracy”.. heh.. yeah right.

  20. 20

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 12:13 pm

    The cover of TIME

    Okay. But so you know, Gramps, there’s no such thing.

    Also, Murphy Brown is a fictional character, nobody gets your faxes, and when they laugh at your jokes your grandchildren are really just taking pity on you.

  21. 21

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 12:23 pm

    If (but with the emphasis on if ) Biden chooses to bow out of the campaign he should (really must) then also resign from office.

    That would produce the needed rapid transformation within the ranks of Democrats to coalesce around the new incumbent and reenergize support.

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 12:33 pm

    @ 21

    That would produce the needed rapid transformation within the ranks of Democrats …

    If the new nominee isn’t Bernie or #CrookedHillary I believe I would agree.

    But…

    She’s running.

  23. 23

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 12:42 pm

    19 is right about where Biden’s approval rating will be by the end of next week.

    Chris Papst
    @chrispapst
    BREAKING: Following last night’s debate, this is literally the change in betting odds for who will be the next president according to @RCPolitics
    .
    Trump: 52
    Biden: 19

    Last edited
    6:31 AM · Jun 28, 2024

  24. 24

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 12:47 pm

    Biden/Harris in November?

    You guys should rethink that.

  25. 25

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 1:01 pm

    Who would Momala select as VP?

    What Democrat would want to be tarred with the Momala label for the rest of its life?

    Khanna, maybe? Or would it have to be someone white, to ensure the Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit vote?

    What about ADMIRAL Rachel Levine? She checks all the boxes liberals love:

    • female – now, anyway
    • one of the alphabet people
    • possesses an unearned title that makes most people laugh in private
    • appealing to old guard Democrats like Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, who gets to vote for someone who reminds him of himself – another old guy who can’t have sex with women anymore because he’s no longer equipped for the job, and who can’t help but make others laugh out loud at the mere sight of him

  26. 26

    Corny Jokes spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 1:11 pm

    What does the Navy call its chief proctologist?

    Rear Admiral!

  27. 27

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 1:15 pm

    Who would Momala select as VP?

    Is as irrelevant a question as debating Murphy Brown was or worrying about a Time “cover”.

    No suitable Democrat would meet with Trump’s approval. And since MAGA Mike does Trump’s bidding exclusively, no appointee woul be confirmed. The office would remain vacant until Jan 20th.

    Our trolls are all stupid.

  28. 28

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 1:18 pm

    @ 27

    No suitable Democrat would meet with Trump’s approval.

    I didn’t ask who Trump would select. I asked who current VP BoxCheck Momala would select as her running mate, if she received the nomination.

  29. 29

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 1:20 pm

    Cavendish gave a Bidenesque performance in today’s TDF Stage 1.

    News Road
    Mark Cavendish vomiting, suffering in heat on Tour de France opener

  30. 30

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 2:05 pm

    Been following the development of the M-10 Booker Light Tank, although the Army calls it Mobile Protected Firepower. The Army was working on something similar in the 90s but canceled due to budget issues. It would have been a small purchase, mainly for the 82nd Airborne and 2nd Armored Cavalry Regiment. First unit to be equipped with the Booker looks like the 82nd Airborne Division, which would be the unit that needs it first. As the video mentions, while Abrams can be airlifted via C-17, it can’t be in combat ready configuration. The Buford was supposed to airdropped, but the army made that optional for the MPF.

    https://youtu.be/r7_bHx88e24?si=Gb8Juwzy3NTOuety

    I remember Tom Clancy in his non-fiction book Armored Cav, mentioned the Buford and even showed a good scenario on how it could be employed in combat ops. It involved helping an ally in a hostage rescue situation. Set in Uganda, with Amin back(but spoiler alert, not for long), and aid workers being held hostage, with heavy armor on the airfield. A troop of the 2ACR giving the ally(France) Fire support for their special ops force in the raid. Tge conclusion after the rescue cracked me up when the 2ACR caught up with Amin.

    Really loved Tom Clancy’s non fiction books too, two looked like research for the climatic combat actions in Executive Orders. In Armored Cav, he visited Fort Irwin to observe Armored training, and the OPFOR’s ability to be deployed if necessary. If one has read Executive Orders, the 11th ACR was one of only two stateside units deployed to save the day. The deserts around Fort Irwin one of the few places the Weaponized Airborne Ebola virus didn’t hit, that plus the rest of the active army plus the Guard were enforcing a quarantine that made what was in effect during COVID look like nothing.(All air and rail travel suspended as state borders were closed).

    Fighter Wing, definitely a dated book now, as the 366th is now exclusively flying F-15 variants, but at the time, it was a unique unit flying F-15Cs for air superiority, F-16Cs for Air Defense Suppression, F-15Es for precision strike, and B-1Bs, plus one squadron of KC-135s. The mini-novel in that one was a 2nd Vietnam War that started as an uprising in the South by a Viet Congress vet turned disgruntled Postman. US observing, but getting involved after an air strike hits a hotel where American veterans were staying(having been invited before the uprising by the government in Hanoi in a push for normal relations). First sign in that one for Hanoi that they were not facing the same US Military was as the 366th was deploying to Thailand, and two Vietnamese Frigates thought to provide a welcome committee by locking their missiles on the formation. The 366ths ROE was weapons hold, not weapons tight, which meant they were hitting back. The ship that made it into the South, switched allegiance to the rebels.

  31. 31

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 2:40 pm

    . I asked who current VP BoxCheck Momala would select as her running mate,

    No.
    He did not. Still stupid. Very, very stupid.

    Let’s check the tape:
    Who would Momala select as VP?

    If Joe Biden resigned Vice President Kamala Harris would become sworn in as President. Upon swearing her official oath her first official duty required under law would be the appointment of a new Vice President who would then need confirmation by both chambers of Congress.

    As I said, it is a stupidly irrelevant question because House Republicans are all too afraid of Donald Trump to defy him. And Trump would demand that they withhold confirmation from anyone appointed by his opponent.

  32. 32

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 5:13 pm

    OK, it’s a Republican poll and not highly regarded.

    But New Jersey is a battleground state this year:

    InteractivePolls
    @IAPolls2022
    📊 NEW JERSEY GE:
    @coefficientpoll

    🟥 Trump: 41%
    🟦 Biden: 40%

    🟨 RFK/3rd Party: 7%
    ⬜ Undecided:13%
    —
    Senate
    🟦 Kim: 39%
    🟥 Bashaw: 33%
    🟨 Menendez: 3%
    ⬜ Undecided: 25%

    H2H Ballot –
    🟦 Kim: 41%
    🟥 Bashaw: 34%
    ⬜ Undecided: 25%

    #237 (1.1/3.0) | June 26-27 | 810 LV
    https://coefficient.org/njsenate
    9:55 AM · Jun 28, 2024

    When you think about it, Murphy didn’t win the governor’s race by all that much – margin was about 3.2%. Then add in Gold Bar Bob Menendez. And don’t forget the fudgepacking McGreevey’s silliness – what a twat.

    Then add in my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president.

    When one considers the trend, not all that difficult to believe.

    New Jersey goes red. Just ask Chris Christie.

  33. 33

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 5:37 pm

    I for one find it odd that the degenerate poll-huffing Village Idiot chose to bring us an election poll fielded before the debate.

    I guess I had assumed that the very instant any post-debate election poll showing movement to Trump became available he’d be humping away on it like a dog on meth.

    There have been a few.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 5:51 pm

    Americans will very quickly learn to hate this woman.

    drefanzor memes
    @drefanzor
    ·w
    Not a meme.
    A month ago, Jill Biden was on The View and said that Trump can’t “put a sentence together” and that the American People deserve to see the two men who are running for this office because, “your choice is going to be clear”.
    0:13 / 0:53
    7:56 AM · Jun 28, 2024

  35. 35

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 5:57 pm

    Holy fuck there’s video of @ 10, 15 her doing it!

    Riley Gaines
    @Riley_Gaines_
    Jill Biden is certifiably terrifying

    All while Joe sits and waits for his juicebox

    From
    Benny Johnson
    1:41 AM · Jun 28, 2024

    Joe Biden’s nanny is DOCTOR Jill.
    ·

  36. 36

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:04 pm

    I don’t think Toby Ziegler would approve of this.

    Annie Karni
    @anniekarni
    .
    @RepRoKhanna, an official Biden surrogate, says “We have a great team of people that will help govern. That is what I’m going to continue to make the case for.”
    8:17 AM · Jun 28, 2024

    Which member of that team controls the nuclear football? The same chick-with-dick in charge of painting Pride Month rainbows on the fighter jet wings?

  37. 37

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:06 pm

    POS Hunter:

    Dad, you’ve gotta double your coke intake before the next one.

  38. 38

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:07 pm

    @ 33

    There have been a few.

    Do tell.

  39. 39

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:10 pm

    Interesting true fact.

    At time 1:16:20 of the WSJ upload of Thursday night’s debate Trump can be audibly heard sharting over his microphone. Not a cheap fake, unless the WSJ has joined the Derp State.

    It’s quite awful. But unmistakably there, clearly some kind of intestinal event, loud enough to be picked up on his mic, and his is the only live mic in the studio at that moment.

  40. 40

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:13 pm

    Guess which campaign is about to have money problems:

    A Silicon Valley donor who had planned to host an intimate fund-raiser featuring Mr. Biden this summer decided not to go through with the gathering because of the debate, according to a person told directly by the prospective host. Another major California donor left a debate watch party early and emailed a friend with the subject line: “Utter disaster,” according to a copy of the email.

  41. 41

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:16 pm

    Heh.

    Sign flown over a Biden fundraiser in the Hamptons today.

  42. 42

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:19 pm

    @ 39

    “Trump had an Eric Swalwell moment!” isn’t gonna save Bi-Done.

    But hey, at least it only took you 48 hours to come up with it.

  43. 43

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:19 pm

    I suppose now in order to demonstrate fealty the Village Idiot will not only have go forth wearing a diaper on the outside of his Sears Toughskins, but he’s going to have to shit himself too.

    Wow.

    Go to WSJ on YouTube and give it a listen. Comes through loud and clear on CNN as well.

  44. 44

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 6:25 pm

    AJC’s editorial board wants Bi-Done out, too. Things take longer in Georgia.

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:21 pm

    @7 “If he’s too addle-minded to run, he’s too addle-minded to serve.”

    Your authority for this is your own fucking comment in the previous thread. Well done, moron. And you call me a bloviating fuck?

    I suggest you read something more intellectual and authoritative than your own posts, such as this Time magazine article:

    https://time.com/6984970/joe-biden-2024-interview/

    Of course you won’t read it because it puts the lie to everything you said in both comments.

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:23 pm

    I see Biden’s fundraising haul is skyrocketing.

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:26 pm

    @9 MAGA Mike is even less authoritative than you are, if that’s possible.

    He’s a typical Republican. Wants to prosecute Democrats for what Republicans do, and invoke the 25th against a Democrat when he and his kindred spirits wouldn’t against a far more deserving Republican.

    They ceased to have any credibility long ago, and you might want to think twice about hitching your wagon to theirs, or you’ll end up looking as bad as they do — again, if that’s possible.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:30 pm

    @11 Man, I never saw a trolling lure that wiggled so much. I ain’t bitin’.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GulbjxZFf9U

  49. 49

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:43 pm

    Now we know why the DOJ won’t release the Robert Hur interview tapes.

    There must be some very embarrassing diarrhea of the mouth by my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president.

  50. 50

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:54 pm

    NBC News:

    WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden is expected to discuss the future of his re-election campaign with family at Camp David on Sunday, following a nationally televised debate Thursday that left many fellow Democrats worried about his ability to beat former President Donald Trump in November, according to five people familiar with the matter.

    “Dad, you can’t even wipe yourself anymore. I can tell and I’m across the room from you.”

  51. 51

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 7:55 pm

    Every statement of support of Biden’s competence by a Democrat official, surrogate, pundit, or other talking head is a bald-faced lie.

  52. 52

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:00 pm

    @49 “There must be some very embarrassing diarrhea of the mouth …”

    Do you have some reason to believe they’re monitoring your HA posts, or bugged your barn?

  53. 53

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:04 pm

    @50 They both need to drop out. If I were Jill, I’d tell Joe he’s done a lot, and it’s enough. If I were Melania, I’d tell Donald to go fuck himself, and I strongly suspect she already has.

  54. 54

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:10 pm

    @12 Consider the source: Uygur tried to run against Biden in the primaries. You’ve apparently forgotten that.

  55. 55

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:16 pm

    49,
    They find themselves recycling shit already?

    It hasn’t even been 48 hours.
    The news cycle is still fresh.

  56. 56

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:16 pm

    @20 The dumbfuck doesn’t have grandchildren. He has grandponies.

  57. 57

    RedReformed spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:18 pm

    Just to be clear, on the Supreme Court, the 6 clerics who take bribes from billionaires want nothing to be regulated, except for women’s bodies?

    Vote
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  58. 58

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:19 pm

    @22 You’re going to look like a fool when Hillary doesn’t run. But you already look like a fool, so you have nothing to lose, and might as well go for it.

  59. 59

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:22 pm

    “Dad, you can’t even wipe yourself anymore. I can tell and I’m across the room from you.”

    His candidate sharted on a live mic in the most watched event of the campaign so far, and he’s falling back on projection.

    That’s some victory lap.

  60. 60

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:31 pm

    BTW, here’s that WSJ upload. The now famous shart comes at about 1:16:24 immediately after the Republican nominee speaks the word “money” –

    https://www.youtube.com/live/qqG96G8YdcE &t=76m20s

    It really is money.

  61. 61

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 8:46 pm

    This is why McHillbilly has a sudden interest in a belatedly discovered shart.

    GregGutfeld
    @greggutfeld
    remember: the media democrat complex is reacting in horror over joe’s condition not because they saw it – it’s because you saw it.
    8:56 AM · Jun 29, 2024

    You know, McHillbilly, if you play it backwards and slow it down to 1/10 speed, that shart sounds something like this:

    “Joe, you did such a great job answering every question. You knew all the facts.”

  62. 62

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:02 pm

    Life comes at you fast, turncoat.

    Former Rep. Kinzinger rolled out his Biden endorsement on Thursday morning. On Friday morning, he was retweeting calls for Biden to step down.
    Quote
    Curtis Houck
    @CurtisHouck
    ·
    Jun 28
    🧵🍿 MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough initial reaction to last night’s #CNNDebate:

    “Well, I think I should start by saying, without any apologies, that I love Joe Biden and Jill, and I will gladly debate anybody anytime anyplace, anywhere, over the issue of whether Joe Biden has been the most effective president in passing bipartisan legislation, in expanding NATO, in responding to the rising threat coming from China, by flexing America’s strength around China, by having the strongest economy in the world, bar none, the strongest economy, actually, relative to the rest of the world in 50, 60, 70 years, the strongest dollar in half a century, the strongest military relative to the rest of the world. I would argue, and many others would argue, since 1945. I think his presidency has been an unqualified success. If, however, you believe, as do I, and as do so many people who watch this program, and who fear just how dark of a place a second Donald Trump term will take America, then I think it is critical that we ask the same questions about this man I love, respect, and whose — whose public service in saving this country from Donald Trump over the last three and a half years I honor and always will. I think we have to ask the same questions of him that we have asked of Donald Trump since 2016. And that is, if he were CEO and he turned in a performance like that, would any corporation in America, any Fortune 500 corporation in America keep him on as CEO?”

    Last edited
    6:50 AM · Jun 28, 2024

  63. 63

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:07 pm

    The DNC nominees for president and vice president, respectively, will be Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger.

    The DNC keynote speech on Night 3 will be offered by Dick Cheney.

    Bushitler works in mysterious ways.

  64. 64

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:08 pm

    Adam Kinzinger’s PR man is Michael Cohen.

  65. 65

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:18 pm

    the media democrat complex is reacting in horror over joe’s condition

    …because it is the confirmed opinion of everyone in “the media complex” that they create and breathe life into our elected officials for the sole purpose of providing them with “performances” around which they can build content and audience.

    Biden is a fantastic President and an incredibly nice man. But he’s not a circus performer. The media demand a circus performer. And they really don’t care if they have to destroy democracy in order to get one.

  66. 66

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:22 pm

    Interesting theme for the names of the new class of Destroyers for our neighbors. Rivers this time, replacing Halifax class frigates and Tribal class destroyers. Lead ship will be HMCS Fraser, west is getting some respect this time. Previous administration allegedly wanted to rename the new oilers after War of 1812 battles, although they went with the previous ship names instead. Although imagine a HMCS Queenston Heights refueling a USS Lake Erie. Weapons loadout of the River class will make its predecessor look like a glorified Coast Guard cutter. More missions than when the Halifax were built, especially with the Northwest Passage being contested, US considers it International Waters, Canada doesn’t. Although with the planned missile loadout, good thing there is a treaty preventing them on the Great Lakes. How far south could a Tomahawk hit from Lake Erie?
    https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2024/06/canada-starts-construction-on-csc-river-class-destroyers/

    I admire how small militaries try to get the best bang for the buck, but RCAF policy over six decades to have a one size fits all for fighters approach has downsides. Especially NORAD Duties, a F-35 with stealthy features is bad for contested airspace. Sometimes an air refueling tanker might not be nearby. Canada was on track to build an interceptor perfect for NORAD missions, would even be perfect for engaging Russia’s TU-160 today, but was canceled in 1959.

    https://youtu.be/EZ111VcweOA?si=MM5-cG-3vIe9wvka

  67. 67

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:36 pm

    It’s telling to me that opponents of democracy like our Village Idiot don’t even recognize the truly soaring arrogance and wild presumption of statements like Joe Scarborough’s. An unaccomplished, four term Republican back bencher from Florida who got bored and quit.

    On top of accomplishments too numerous for Scarborough’s producers to even list, Joe Biden just quietly broke OPEC – something eight of the last nine presidents secretly prayed for each night for the last fifty years.

    I for one don’t give a single tiny shit (see what I just did there) what “Morning Joe” thinks my President should do next. I’m just amazed that Scarborough thinks he’s qualified to give such advice. It’s like the flea telling the Grizzly how to catch salmon.

  68. 68

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 9:49 pm

    67)About the only thing he accomplished in Congress that I am familiar with is getting the skipper of the USS Indianapolis exonerated. Although I wonder in the sad case of Captain MacVay, were any other captains court martialed for getting sunk, and the enemy officer who did it testify at the court martial? The charge that he was convicted of, failure to zig zag, made no sense. Although the Captain of the I-58 said he didn’t use them, the Japanese had a Kamikaze torpedo, the Kai-Ten, the pilot could keep it on course. A constituent laid the ground work for the exoneration though.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20071029041423/http://www.ussindianapolis.org/resolution.htm

  69. 69

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 10:14 pm

    Saw part of the first episode of Amazon’s new fantasy series that uses Tudor England’s Nine Day Queen. Although they already said pretty much she keeps her head this time. Although it being fantasy, with shapeshifters, hope people overlook the color of Edward VI.

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 11:28 pm

    @63 “The DNC nominees for president and vice president, respectively, will be Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger.”

    Not because they’ve become more liberal, but because decent people can’t run as Republicans anymore.

  71. 71

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 11:30 pm

    @67 “It’s like the flea telling the Grizzly how to catch salmon.”

    I like it. Our doctor is the bacterium on the flea.

  72. 72

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 11:39 pm

    Given a choice between Liz Cheney and Trump, Doctor Dumbfuck would vote for Trump. Given a choice between Dick Cheney and Trump, the dumbfuck would still vote for Trump because he’s a dumbfuck coming and going.

  73. 73

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 11:43 pm

    @ 65

    Biden is a fantastic President and an incredibly nice manshell of his former asshole personality.

  74. 74

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 11:45 pm

    Mo Dowd:

    Jill Biden, lacking the detachment of a Melania and enjoying the role of first lady more, has been pushing — and shielding — her husband beyond a reasonable point. After Thursday’s embarrassing debate performance, she exhorted the crowd and played teacher to a prized student: ‘You did a great job! You answered every question! You knew all the facts!’

    DOCTOR Jill is Angela Lansbury’s character in The Manchurian Candidate.

  75. 75

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 6/29/24 at 11:49 pm

    @ 67

    I’m just amazed that Scarborough thinks he’s qualified to give such advice.

    I’m just amazed that you don’t realize that Scarborough is paid to give such advice.

    Morning Joe is like The View, except everyone has triple-digit IQs.

  76. 76

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:21 am

    Tesla AutoPilot in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVDUsARPmiU

  77. 77

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:23 am

    @74 “DOCTOR Jill is Angela Lansbury’s character in The Manchurian Candidate.”

    That’s funny, considering your candidate is Putin’s lapdog.

  78. 78

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:23 am

    I’d vote for a dead guy before I’ll vote for Trump.

  79. 79

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:24 am

    @75 “Morning Joe is like The View, except everyone has triple-digit IQs.”

    Well, it’s not for you then, is it.

  80. 80

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:34 am

    Biden didn’t say, “they want electric planes, what happens if the sun isn’t shining while you’re up in the air?” Doctor Dumbfuck’s candidate did (at 1:25 in the video). One of these candidates has his faculties better than the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uER1pi9J60o

  81. 81

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:47 am

    80)So he’s moved on from Electric Boats? Interesting what the shipyard in Groton, Connecticut used to be called. Before Nuclear Power, our submarines used battery power when underwater, before we captured German U-Boats with Snorkels.

  82. 82

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 7:00 am

    …except everyone has triple-digit IQs.

    Such a great big gigantic brain yet he could not manage a top tier law school.

    No wonder he couldn’t hack it and quit.
    Obviously he lacked the discipline.

  83. 83

    RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 7:49 am

    https://lynnwoodtimes.com/2024/06/26/washington-couple/
    White couple from Washington adopted five Black children to be kept as slaves
    A White couple from Washington state, Donald Ray Lantz, 63, and his partner Jeanne Kay Whitefeather, 62, are being accused of keeping their five adopted children in slave-like conditions and forcing them to perform manual labor on their Sissonville, West Virginia property. The children, who are all Black and range in age from 6 to 16, were specifically targeted and forced to work by the couple because of their race.
    The couple adopted the children in Washington state, first keeping them on an 80-acre ranch in Tonasket, in Okanogan County. The couple sold their Tonasket ranch in February and moved to West Virginia amidst investigations of human trafficking and child abuse in Washington state.
    >> That’s evil.
    >> To bad they spent all their money, They could have bribed the Supreme court to rule it was as the founders of the nation intended. Thomas could write the majority opinion after he ran their card.

  84. 84

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 8:38 am

    McHillbilly deep into shoot the messenger mode @ 67:

    An unaccomplished, four term Republican back bencher from Florida who got bored and quit.

    Our vice president is an unaccomplished, first-term Democrat Senate nobody who got picked because she checks more than one box. Right now the Democrat leadership is trying to come up with a way to dump her and her ticketmate.

    McHillbilly’s big mad at Scarborough but so far hasn’t gotten personal with the editorial boards of NYT and AJC.

  85. 85

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 8:49 am

    Add the Chicago Tribune to the list of papers who want my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president nowhere near the White House Situation Room.

    Meanwhile, the Philadelphia Inquirer wants to play Weekend at Bernie’s with Bi-Done.

  86. 86

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 9:05 am

    Whitmer prepares to shiv Bi-Done.

    One of the favourites to replace Biden – Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, 52 – secretly sent an advance team to Washington DC ‘weeks ago’ to prepare for her possible presidential run.

    The team has been ‘on manoeuvres’, meeting with Democratic officials. The source said: ‘Gretchen was the first to act. Now the floodgates have been opened.’

  87. 87

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 9:10 am

    There’s no such thing as a “former” #CrookedHillary aide.

    A former aide to Hillary Clinton said: ‘There has never been a debate this early before. Most years the first debate is early September ahead of the November election.Biden’s inner circle demanded this early debate. There is a growing belief this was a ‘soft coup’ because they know he isn’t fit to govern and have known for some time. They wanted to test him against Trump early, while there was still time to replace him if he failed to rise to the occasion. Which, of course, he did spectacularly.”

    While Team Whitmer quietly plots the shivving, Team #CrookedHillary brings out the bludgeon.

    She’s running.

  88. 88

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 9:33 am

    Whitmer could do something about this:

    Saturday, June 29
    Michigan: Trump vs. Biden
    EPIC-MRA
    Trump 49, Biden 45
    Trump
    +4

    Michigan: Trump vs. Biden vs. Kennedy vs. West vs. Stein
    EPIC-MRA
    Trump 41, Biden 38, Kennedy 10, Stein 2, West 2
    Trump
    +3

    If you’re gonna retain Bi-Done you gotta dump BoxCheck Momala.

  89. 89

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 9:39 am

    Biden wouldn’t sit for the traditional pre-Super Bowl softball interview. Now we all know why.

    Robert Hur already knew, of course.

  90. 90

    RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 9:48 am

    Jack Tapper and Data Bash’s respective spouses have unlimited adultery passes. If asked if they are cheating and they say “no”, Tapper and Bash will never ever fact check them.

  91. 91

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:21 am

    To further enhance its popularity, Sound Transit plans to kick a hundred Federal Way residents out of their homes, flatten their houses, a school, and a church, and install a maintenance facility.

    https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/sound-transit-light-rail-maintenance-facility-displace-residents-businesses-federal-way/281-a34299f9-b756-48d0-8faf-ddb1e061a11a

    Eminent domain on this scale would be difficult and expensive even in normal times. But what if displacing these families forces them to move away from their jobs and kids’ schools? What if ST tries to pay too little money to buy replacement homes in this market? What if they can’t find replacement housing at all because there isn’t any?

    I don’t know how controversial this site selection is. I’m peeling this thoughts off the top of my head. But you can’t tell me there’s no open land near Federal Way, and it sure looks to me like ST chose this site with only their operating efficiency in mind, and giving no regard to the human lives it will disrupt. They may need to rethink this.

  92. 92

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:22 am

    Meanwhile, another state ferry goes down, this one on the Mukilteo-Clinton run. Maybe Doctor Dumbfuck should invest some of his options winnings in a good kayak.

    https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/washington-state-ferries-vessel-damaged-crab-pot-line-holiday-spike/281-28e2e8c0-3a19-4995-ace7-b86a772d48fb

  93. 93

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:24 am

    @88 If we want political strategy advice from you, we’ll ask for it.

  94. 94

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:26 am

    @ 90

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron brings it. No one knows how it is relevant, and no one else would have thought to bring it.

    The purpose of The Even Bigger Fucking Moron‘s presence on HA is to make Welfare Queen YLB seem intelligent by comparison.

  95. 95

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:29 am

    @85 The Philadelphia Inquirer wants to play “Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200” with Trump. Which is 100% appropriate, because there’s no way any honest, rational person can justify Trump staying in the race.

    https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/editorials/first-presidential-debate-joe-biden-donald-trump-withdraw-20240629.html

    As for all those other papers call for Biden to withdraw, clearly their motive is a fear that he may not be the strongest candidate to defeat the lying, adulterous, serially bankrupty, Putin-hugging insurrectionist.

    There is absolutely nothing in any of the calls for Biden to drop out that constitutes an endorsement of Trump.

  96. 96

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:31 am

    Our vice president is…

    …like it or not, someone who got a lot more votes than Trump.

  97. 97

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:33 am

    91)Original proposal would have eliminated a brand new Dicks, and another had potential environmental issues, I.e. Midway Landfill. I remember when the latter was active, and flaring methane into the air. Could see the flame from I-5.

  98. 98

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:34 am

    I dunno about the undecideds, but Bi-Done certainly impressed The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

    Biden claims at posh NJ fundraiser that his debate debacle impressed undecided voters

    “Research during the debate shows us converting more undecided voters than Trump did, in large part because of his conduct on Jan. 6,” Biden told the several dozen people at the party, the news site said.

    90% of dead inner city Chicago gun victims would have supported B-Done, had they lived long enough to be able to vote.

  99. 99

    No More Cheneys! spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:36 am

    77: I’d be very happy to learn that the Cheney Family and its descendants for the next million years are out of politics and government. That family is a cancer on the US.

  100. 100

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:39 am

    @ 95

    There is absolutely nothing in any of the calls for Biden to drop out that constitutes an endorsement of Trump.

    Correct. It’s 100% panic. Because right now they’d have to blame a 73 year-old white woman for Trump’s inauguration if they don’t do something, right quick. They already blamed an old white woman for Trump’s first inauguration, and they know it’s become a tired response.

  101. 101

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:42 am

    92)Do recreational crabbers need permits?

    Some of my company’s salmon tenders are crabbers, but their pots are securely on shore this time of year. We recently lost one, sunk at its mooring on the Canal. I’ll miss the North American, the owners were responsible in another way. There is no incentive on the fleet to innovate if the company chartering you is paying the fuel bill. About 15-20 years ago, they did equip their boat with more efficient engines and drive system. Haven’t heard the cause yet, but I saw it underway days before it sank, preparing for the annual trip to Alaska. They only raised it last week.

  102. 102

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:50 am

    @ 101

    92)Do recreational crabbers need permits?

    Yes. The permit includes a catch card, which is supposed to be returned to WDFW or some similar entity at the end of the season. The catch card reports of recreational crab hauls are used along with commercial reports and observational studies to estimate the remaining crab population, which determines whether a crabbing season will be opened in the Fall.

    Required permits and on-the-water inspections are crucial to reduce over-the-limit crabbing behavior by LD43 residents and other hypocrite in-state bad actors.

  103. 103

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:53 am

    How shitty was Bi-Done’s debate performance?

    Only 40% of Democrats said Biden won…

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron @ 90 thinks Bi-Done lost because Jake Tapper’s wife is an adulteress.

  104. 104

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:04 am

    Looking for someone to blame other than DOCTOR Jill?

    Blame the blacks:

    ‘Before the debate, 27 per cent of likely voters rated Biden as good or excellent when it came to his mental fitness to be president,’ Ipsos said.

    ‘Following the debate, that level declined to 20 per cent. The decline was steepest among Democratic respondents, going from 56 per cent before the debate to 42 per cent after the debate.’

    One worrying sign for the president was that black voters, a group Biden needs to win as they overwhelmingly supported him in 2020, dropped 15 per cent in their confidence of his mental fitness.

    Blame the blacks is the Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit approach to denial.

  105. 105

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:23 am

    In his meeting with the members of The Biden Crime Family today, Bi-Done will use a teleprompter because there are so many POS relatives he can no longer tell them apart just by their felonies.

    “I went to President Biden‘s fundraiser in East Hampton and I thought he did quite well reading the teleprompter today and meeting with people,” Scaramucci posted on X.

  106. 106

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:29 am

    Consider this video a metaphor for the Bi-Done re-election campaign effort over the past few months.

    Andrew Jones
    @AJ_FI
    Wow. This is apparently what was supposed to be a STATIC FIRE TEST today of a Tianlong-3 first stage by China’s Space Pioneer. That’s catastrophic, not static. Firm was targeting an orbital launch in the coming months. https://m.weibo.cn/detail/5050998629862652
    2:06 AM · Jun 30, 2024

  107. 107

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:36 am

    I’m reading that #CrookedHillary will re-run her 3 a.m. phone call campaign ad beginning Tuesday if Bi-Done does not withdraw from the race by tomorrow.

    From 10am to 4pm, Biden is dependably engaged — and many of his public events in front of cameras are held within those hours.
    Outside of that time range or while traveling abroad, Biden is more likely to have verbal miscues and become fatigued, aides told Axios.

    Comforting, isn’t it, to know that my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president is marginally competent 25% of the time.

  108. 108

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:38 am

    Not a photoshop.

    No one deserves as much blame as this evil cunt does.

  109. 109

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:43 am

    Bi-Done is hemorrhaging black voters. This won’t help.

    Stephen A Smith Urges Joe Biden To Drop Out Of Presidential Race

    Stephen A Smith
    @stephenasmith
    So do y’all finally want to stop arguing with me about Biden now??? Have your fears now been confirmed?
    @MichelleObama. @VP. Somebody. Please help! Biden’s team WANTED this? His staff, His loved ones…. How could you put him out there like that!How could you!
    7:53 PM · Jun 27, 2024

    Will ESPN let him say it on-air? Will he do it anyway?

  110. 110

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:52 am

    Stroke recovery is a thing.

    John Fetterman
    @JohnFetterman
    Morning-after thermonuclear beat downs from my race from the debate and polling geniuses like 538 predicted l’d lose by 2.

    And what happened?

    The only seat to flip and won by a historic margin (+5).

    Chill the fuck out.
    5:00 AM · Jun 28, 2024

    Dementia recovery is not.

  111. 111

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:54 am

    There’s a reason Melania has a low profile. Any other presence and she’d be accused of this.

  112. 112

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 11:55 am

    It’s very simple and obvious.

    If anyone finds themselves unjustly accused and arrested by police they simply must comply, cooperate, and wait to plead their innocence before an impartial jury of their peers.

    Then if they find themselves nevertheless convicted they publicly declare the trial was rigged, raise billions of dollars, run for President, win, and issue themselves a pardon.

    That is our system.

  113. 113

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:19 pm

    @ 112

    Then if they find themselves nevertheless convicted they publicly declare the trial was rigged…

    Former US Senator Ted Stevens could not be reached for comment.

  114. 114

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:26 pm

    Nancy Pelosi has suffered atrophy of her retrobulbar fat and her eyes have sunken in so far it looks as if she’s got two pairs of eyebrows.

    RNC Research
    @RNCResearch
    Perhaps sending Crazy Nancy out to defend Biden’s cognitive ability wasn’t the best idea
    7:17 AM · Jun 30, 2024

    Also, she lies poorly.

  115. 115

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 12:33 pm

    In the CBS poll a whopping 27% of respondents claim that Biden still has the mental capability to serve as president.

    The other 73% are telling the truth.

  116. 116

    Another reason for term limits spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 2:09 pm

    114

    How, exactly, did Nancy Pelosi manage to amass a net worth in excess of $120 million in net worth on her salary?

    The answer is: she didn’t! It was her husband’s use of insider trading information that gave him advance knowledge of markets and legislation. He was enough to manipulate that insider information into millions of dollars.

    If I was Martha Stewart, I’d be very pissed at the Pelosis at this point!

  117. 117

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:09 pm

    In Crete, Nebraska, a 74-year-old man shot 7 people, including 4 young kids, before taking his own life. His motive isn’t known, but previously he flipped off the neighbors, told them to speak English, and to go back where they came from. He’s one of yours, doc, not one of ours.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/4-children-3-adults-shot-inside-nebraska-home/story?id=111544114

  118. 118

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:15 pm

    @114 “@RNCResearch”

    Typical Doctor Dumbfuck “source,” totally lacking in intellectual substance. Anything from RNC rates an IQ score of 0. Anybody quoting RNC rates an IQ score only slightly higher.

  119. 119

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:17 pm

    @115 The sad part of this is that he’s still smarter than you.

  120. 120

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:20 pm

    In today’s non-Biden news, what little there is …

    The GOP Faces A Unique Dilemma Ahead Of Trump’s Sentencing

    Officials say they’re making contingency plans in case the former president is in jail when the GOP convention starts.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gop-dilemma-trump-sentencing-rnc_n_667f21f2e4b04b5ab072a01d

  121. 121

    RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:36 pm

    Everything the convicted criminal trump touches dies.
    Atlanta Black Barbershop Owner Says He’s Lost Business Since Trump Event
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/atlanta-black-barbershop-owner-says-he-s-lost-business-since-trump-event/ar-BB1p7Nr0

  122. 122

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:43 pm

    91)In the case of the Dck’s site, I believe the route to Federal Way had been decided, I preferred Highway 99 for a little revenge(Old Highway 99 helped contribute to the Tacoma Interurban demise, although the PSER did haul the construction supplies), but it seemed I-5 was the path of least resistance. It’s the route to Tacoma Dome that will need a new OMF facility. The current one in Tacoma is incompatible. The T line runs at half the voltage of the 1 and 2 lines, but they are all the standard gauge.

    I remember an organization Asian Counseling and Referral service was in LINK riders face because shortly after they moved in, Metro discontinued Rt43 MLK Jr Way.. They felt entitled because it connected that campus with their other location. The writing was on the wall when they moved in, Metro didn’t need a route that not only competed with LINK, but one of their own routes, The 42 went all the way back to Seattle Municipal Railway era as the Empire Way Bus, and it ran through to downtown on Rainier because of the city’s troubles trying to buy out the Renton Interurban,. The moment the Rainier Ave Bus replaced the Interurban, SMR, and later Seattle Transit should have truncated the Empire Way Bus at Franklin High/Sicks Stadium. The current peak frequency on rt7 is every 7 1/2 minutes. The SMR had even closer frequencies, but Metro has bigger buses. Some European cities, a frequency like that leads to the route being converted to a tram. As for the 42, after Metro cut the 8 in two, they rerouted the 106 onto Ranier and then MLK. A couple more infill stations, may not need the 106 anymore. There is new trolleybus technology that I think would work well on 106, In Motion charging, it would allow for battery power where wires would cross. With short stretches on MLK, wire up Skyway, an electric 106 could go all the way into Renton.

  123. 123

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:44 pm

    HA’s cognitively challenged homosexual @ 121

    • The event occurred Wednesday and the piece was published Saturday, so basically we’re talking about a claimed business slowdown over a two-day period. It’s a nothingburger so far.

    • Dude was more than adequately compensated:

    Newsweek reviewed a copy of the agreement, which was signed by shop “owner” Javier Jones and Bradley Crate from the Trump campaign. The Trump campaign agreed to pay $4,800 to rent Rocky’s Barbershop for two-and-a-half hours on Wednesday afternoon “for the purpose of DJTFP24 [Donald J. Trump for President 2024] holding a political event,” according to the document.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, do you intentionally make your fellow homosexuals embarrassed to share the same sexual orientation as you do, or is it just another unanticipated outcome of your inanity?

  124. 124

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:53 pm

    If Bi-Done’s DOJ had done its job, POS Hunter would be incarcerated and wouldn’t be able to decimate the Democrat party by advising his enfeebled father to carry on:

    One of the strongest voices imploring Mr. Biden to resist pressure to drop out was his son Hunter Biden, whom the president has long leaned on for advice, said one of the people informed about the discussions, who, like others, spoke on condition of anonymity to share internal deliberations.

    Not that I care, mind you.

  125. 125

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:54 pm

    A little description on the drive system on the crabber I mentioned. In later years, I only saw it go crabbing in Alaska once, crab counts are down, so is the quota, if some seasons are even running. When that happens, cheaper to lease the crab quota to other boats. The bonus on the latter, no need to remove pots and load the salmon processing gear.
    https://youtu.be/yIpEC5yLbTE?si=4oDdnSdHR7F3RtjV

  126. 126

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 3:55 pm

    It’s not surprising that POS Hunter Biden needs his enfeebled father to continue to be a national embarrassment. If ol’ Joe leaves office, who will pardon POS Hunter? If ol’ Joe leaves office, what influence will POS Hunter have left to sell?

  127. 127

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 4:25 pm

    113,
    He’s busy golfing with Leonard Peltier, Mumia Abu-Jamal, and Ronnie Long.

    Tamir Rice, Deaundre Phillips, Fred Hampton, Mark Clark, Jordan Edwards, Eurie Martin, Stephen Clark, Joseph Pettaway, O’Shea Terry, Botham Jean, Chinedu Okobi, Albert Dorsey, George Robinson, Javier Ambler, Elijah McClain, Byron Williams, Michael Lorenzo Dean, Cameron Lamb, Leonard Parker Jr., Manuel Ellis, Breonna Taylor, and George Floyd definitely could not be reached for comment.

  128. 128

    RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 8:01 pm

    Fetterman calls ‘abandon Biden’ campaign dumb, says it helps Trump
    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/06/30/fetterman-biden-campaign-trump-elections-00165946
    He also emphasized the contrast between Biden and former President Donald Trump in their presidencies.

    “This is a very stark choice. What kind of president do you want for the next four years?” Fetterman said. “Donald Trump who is obsessed with revenge and has been very clear he is here to be retribution. I don’t believe that the president office should ever be weaponized against the people in this America that disagree with you.”

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  129. 129

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 8:12 pm

    @128

    Asked to comment, teh kreepshit of widbee babbled:

    “And he was doing so well. An obvious relapse. Back to the spoiled vegetable cart he goes..

    Now excuse me while I give an ‘attagirl’ to Hillary for Israel and George Latimer.”

  130. 130

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 8:30 pm

    @123 You’re bravely assuming the barber got/will get paid by America’s most notorious deadbeat.

  131. 131

    RedReformed spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 8:30 pm

    Remember when the convicted criminal trump lied about getting Mexico to pay for the Wall? He lied then, why is next time going be any different?

  132. 132

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Sunday, 6/30/24 at 10:26 pm

    Hope there is a management change at both companies.

    https://theaircurrent.com/feed/dispatches/boeing-agrees-to-acquire-spirit-aerosystems-in-8-3-billion-strategic-reversal/

  133. 133

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/1/24 at 5:52 am

    Ron DeSantis Stops Florida Beaches from being closed if there are ‘Fecal Pollution’ Warnings
    https://www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis-florida-water-fecal-pollution-beaches-1918220
    Republican Desantis has vetoed a bill because it “grants authority to the Florida Department of Health (DOH) to close beaches, waterways, and swimming pools.”
    >> Another reason not to ever visit Florida.
    >> Republicans: There is no global warming, or fecal pollution because we say it isn’t so.
    >> What it’s going to be endlessly like when the Project 2025 50,000 Maga idealogs replace the experts.

  134. 134

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/1/24 at 8:14 am

    Let’s not forget how Tulsi Gabbard kicked Boxcheck Momala’s ass in 2019. Brutal.

    Brandon Morse
    @TheBrandonMorse
    – Biden steps down
    – DNC announces Kamala Harris is now the nominee
    – Trump selects
    @TulsiGabbard as his VP
    – Trump says he won’t waste his time debating Harris, but she’s more than welcome to debate Tulsi again.
    – The popcorn industry sees its most profitable month in years.
    6:43 AM · Jul 1, 2024
    ·

  135. 135

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/1/24 at 8:17 am

    @ 133

    Why is it always the dudes who fuck other dudes bareback who are the most concerned about a little increase in coliform count in a body of water?

    Can The Even Bigger Fucking Moron comprehend the irony? No? How about the hypocrisy?

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