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DLBottlePlease stop by tonight’s edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for an evening of political pontification over a pint. (And, um…maybe a bit of gloating!)

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  1. 1

    Fer Fucks sake I could have been the speaker but I took this bullshit job and I’m probably gonna get stiffed on my bonus and final paycheck

  2. 2

    Just wanting to remind you all that I am a dumbass.

    Thank god I work in the public sector and will never be fired, even for lack of performance.

  4. 4

    Kevin McCarthy 24 hours ago: Bring it on.
    Kevin McCarthy 8 hours ago: ‘I’m not going to provide anything’ (to democrats to save speakership).
    Kevin McCarthy now: …Oops

  5. 5

    Sometimes I get to comment, and sometimes I don’t. Depends on whether or not I’m being blocked.

  7. 7

    @5 When I get blocked, it depends on how many links I put in my comment. There seems to be a limit on links per comment.

  8. 8

    @2 @3 There are no bigger dumbasses than Trump supporters. Regular Fox viewers are a close second.

  9. 9

    I didn’t know tasers could rupture a kidney. I thought you had to kick someone in the gut to do that. And turning a face black and blue with handcuffs, well, I guess if the arrestee is black his face is already that color and the blue rubbed off a cop’s trousers. And charging him with possessing the gun found in someone else’s pocket is nothing short of imaginative. But it’s all good because another suspected drug dealer is off the streets.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/florida-man-viral-arrest-video-excruciating-pain-police-beating-lawyer-rcna118656

  11. 11

    Hi, we’re the new GOP and our only guiding principle is to be the biggest bunch of dicks you could possibly imagine. Like twirling mustache 1920s melodrama dicks.

    That why our first order of business was telling Nancy Pelosi that her office would be re-keyed and she needed to be out by tomorrow. Yes, of course we know she’s in California for a funeral of some bitch named Dianne but we really can’t wait.

    Because….we’re dicks.

    It plays great to the ‘FUCK YOUR FEELINGS’ crowd we call our base and you woke pansy snowflake people with an ounce of common sense are just cucks.

  12. 12

    Damn.

    I just found out on Facebook about the cell phone 5G alert that’s only a few hours away.

    Why, oh why did I get that vaccine.
    In case I don’t make, tell Sarah Palin I love her.

  13. 13

    Gag order?! I put the ball gag on the underage girls at Epstein’s place. What are you talking about, a ball gag? Can I get the cuffs with that? I’m into the flogging but not the cane.

    Why can’t I threaten the lives and livelihoods of members of the court? I’m the greatest mind in history.

    Say, did you hear the bit about the electric battery and the man eating shark?

    There was this girl I met in Reykjavik. I think she was Latvian. She told me she wasn’t a Russian. What a night. Tied me up and put a dildo in my mouth and then pissed on my chest. Good thing there’s no video of that. I was gagged then too.

  14. 14

    4)Almost reminds me of the dog on the Tacoma Narrows Bridge that bit tge would be rescuers. Difference is, Tubby had redeeming value, three legged and was paralyzed, and Galloping Gertie could make anybody sick.

  15. 15

    The names being floated are an all star list of people even casual political observers know are shit human beings.

    Steve Scalise
    Gym Jordan
    Donald Trump

  16. 16

    @ 7

    There seems to be a limit on links per comment.

    Matches your quickly declining intelligence per comment.

  17. 17

    @ 10

    I wonder what Tesla’s stock would be worth if …

    You should have put your time wondering what 3M’s shares would be worth after a Double Dumbfuck investment, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    You’ve raised disappointing your family to an art form, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  18. 18

    @ 15

    …an all star list of people even casual political observers know are shit human beings.

    The victor will be someone Democrats actively aided and abetted. Jeffries’ statement today made clear that to defeat MAGA, Democrats were instructed to vote with Gaetz & Co.

    Think on your sins. How did discarding Bernie for someone far, far worse in 2016 work out for all y’all?

  19. 19

    Fuck you, Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

    BONDS
    10-year Treasury yield hits 4.80%, a 16-year high

    Both holes, Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

    REAL ESTATE
    Mortgage rate races toward 8% after hitting a high not seen since late 2000

  20. 20

    Gallup said.

    Fifty-three percent of Americans said the think the GOP is more likely to “do a better job of keeping the country prosperous,” Gallup said. Just 39 percent say they favor Democrats on the issues facing the economy.

    That 14-point gap is the widest for Republicans since 1991. It is also a significant increase from the 10-point lead Republicans enjoyed a year ago, suggesting that the Biden administration’s efforts to sell the public on the alleged benefits of “Bidenomics” has backfired.

    Might have something to do with @ 19.

  21. 21

    The border is safe.

    Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker calls migrant
    influx “untenable,” intensifying Democratic
    criticism of Biden policies

    Pritzker, a high-profile ally of the White House, sent a list of demands to President Biden in a letter that described in stark terms the challenges Illinois is facing as a result of the thousands of migrants who have arrived in Chicago and other communities in the state over the past year.

    “On top of the 15,000 that have arrived in Chicago and Illinois over the last 13 months, we are now seeing busloads [of] more migrants at increasingly higher rates being sent specifically to Chicago each day,” Pritzker wrote in his letter to Mr. Biden.

    “Most critically,” Pritzker added, “the federal government’s lack of intervention and coordination at the border has created an untenable situation for Illinois.”

    I thought hoteliers weren’t supposed to be in politics. Anybody worry about money flowing into this guy’s pocket when a union boss stays at a Hyatt?

  22. 22

    @20

    All that is whistling past the graveyard of the fact that the GOP is going to nominate a felon, rapist, tax cheat that will be running his campaign from a courtroom instead of rallies where people are hired to pretend to support him.

    Think on your sins. Wisconsin, gone. Michigan, gone. Arizona, gone. Nevada, gone. Georgia, gone, Minnesota, gone, Pennsylvania, gone, Virginia, gone, Texas….going? Meanwhile y’all have to full court press Kansas (Kansas?) North Carolina and Ohio because the Supreme court fucked you and the kids ain’t having it.

  23. 23

    @GOP problems, women. Allie Phillips is running for a state house seat exclusively on the platform, “REPUBLICANS HATE WOMEN”

    But during Phillips’ 19-week anatomy scan, her doctor told her the fetus had several fatal anomalies and that Miley Rose would not survive outside of the womb. In the same breath, the physician said they could not offer Phillips the critical care she needed, since months earlier Tennessee had enacted a near-total abortion ban after the fall of Roe v. Wade. The state law bans abortion at any stage, with no exceptions for rape or incest and limited exceptions for medical emergencies.

    “My doctor informed me that if I chose to stay pregnant, I would be putting my own life at risk,” Phillips said in her campaign video. “I had to make the hard decision to terminate my pregnancy — and Tennessee law made it impossible to get it here.”

    This is going to be a fun cycle for the aging white male GOP. You know how the NFL team that loses time of possession by a huge margin tends to lose? How is playing defense for an entire year going to play out.

    Donald, “I’m not a crook” quarterback
    Matt Gaetz team captain
    Dobbs is the decision you can’t defend like Michael Jordan from 12-13 feet from the rim.
    “Hunter” the trick play that gets you a couple touchdowns in a 3-13 season.
    “Putin” the draft pick that didn’t pan out.
    “Inflation” the thing you cite in the post game presser after yet another loss.

  24. 24

    The victor will be someone…

    …who will very likely trigger another huge wave of GOP House retirements from swing districts.

    Trump/Dobbs 2024!

  25. 25

    Trump Drops Off Forbes List of Richest Americans
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2023/10/03/donald-trump-drops-off-the-forbes-400-for-second-time-in-3-years/?sh=3e51b7d3729d
    Forbes published its annual rankings, which have Elon Musk in the top slot by a mile, just as Trump was in court in New York for a civil trial that accuses him of overstating his wealth for years.

    >> That’s going to make him even more cranky. I hope he doesnt’ get on social media and make threatening posts. That would be awful. Just awful.

  26. 26

    The US government will conduct a nationwide test of the emergency alert system at 2:20 pm with messages sent to all cellphones, televisions and radios, and with one lucky recipient to be chosen to be the new Speaker of the House.

  27. 27

    In case you ever wondered about the real reason Viktor Shokin was fired:

    https://kyivindependent.com/ukraine-completes-investigation-into-killing-of-euromaidan-protesters-indicts-yanukovych-for-murder/

    Then President Viktor Yanukovych aided by his internal affairs minister and his deputy, the ex-head of the Security Service of Ukraine, the ex-defense minister, and the ex-commander of the Berkut riot police division, intentionally unleashed a massive wave of violent police attacks upon peaceful EuroMaidan street protesters in Kyiv in the winter of 2013 to 2014 slaughtering more than 100 Ukrainian protesters.

    Shokin did nothing.
    Now, after all that prolonged delay criminal charges are finally brought.

    And to any average Ukraine citizen talk about Burisma or Hunter Biden provokes bewilderment.

  28. 28

    Congratulations to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, whose pitifully small holding in Generac has plunged to nearly break the Benjamin heading in the wrong direction.

    After crowing on HA about how big his paper gain was, he has watched his shares fall 10% in the last five days, and now nervously nurses his 2% paper gain on this investment. One reason for his nervousness is that BofA is predicting he’ll be underwater right quick:

    BofA analyst Julien Dumoulin-Smith raised the firm’s price target on Generac to $94 from $93 and keeps an Underperform rating on the shares following Generac’s recent analyst day event.

    Generac is, after all, his one winner for the year.

    Another reason for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s nervousness is that it will be one more financial disappointment his family will suffer.

    Don’t be a dumbfuck. Don’t invest like Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit does.

  30. 30

    @ 27

    And to any average Ukraine citizen talk about Burisma or Hunter Biden provokes bewilderment.

    Not a surprise, since the investigation into the Burisma/Biden Crime Family corruption was stopped by Shokin’s ouster. And since Ukrainians have other things on their minds these days.

    Funny, isn’t it, that the Euromaidan protest violence was never mentioned by Team Biden during the 2020 campaign as a contributor to Shokin’s ouster. After all, it’s not like there wasn’t plenty of analysis already floating around right around the time Biden announced. This 2019 piece from the Brooking’s Institution makes no mention of Shokin.

    Exit question for QoS McHillbilly: If Shokin “doing nothing” was helpful to Yanukovych’s efforts to retain power, wouldn’t Shokin have been kept around, rather than ousted?

  31. 31

    McCarthy, who just brokered a bipartisan CR to prevent a shutdown, lost his Speaker Job.

    Menendez, who was indicted with overwhelming evidence of his corruption, still has his Senate job.

  32. 32

    Millionaire sports hero needed the government cheese so badly…

    The filing says Jones Walker LLP “will take the deposition of Brett Lorenzo Favre in accordance with the Mississippi Rules of Civil Procedure beginning on Thursday, October 26, 2023 beginning at 9:00 a.m. at Hotel Indigo” in Hattiesburg, Miss., where he lives, and that it will continue “from day to day until completed.”

    “The deposition will be conducted by oral examination before a court reporter authorized by law to take depositions and administer oaths. The deposition will be recorded by stenographic means. The deposition may be video recorded,”

  33. 33

    Carpetbagger, confirmed.

    Pete Wilgoren
    @WILGOREN
    #BREAKING from
    @KTLA
    the LA County’s Registrar: confirming to KTLA that our newly appointed Senator Laphonza Butler is now an active registered voter in Los Angeles County. The registrar’s office says Butler’s re-registration was done online Sunday.
    1:33 PM · Oct 2, 2023

    From registered Maryland voter to one of California’s US senators in 48 hours.

  34. 34

    Forbes, suddenly realizing they’ve been duped for decades…

    Drops Donald off the list of wealthy Americans.

    Reality is setting in.

    Ketchup can fly.

  36. 36

    @ 32

    From the Mississippi Free Press:

    Favre has denied knowing the money came from welfare funds, and the text messages do not show anyone directly telling him TANF money was involved.

    Unrelatedly, Joe Biden has denied receiving money from CCP-linked sources in China and the wire transfers do not show anyone directly wiring him CCP-sourced money.

    Keep it up. So can I.

  38. 38

    Only someone accustomed to defending a treasonous rapist who steals military secrets and cheats his bankers would come to the rescue of a wealthy jock who steals from starving children.

    Trust me. I know.

  41. 41

    @40 yabut ya took its tax cut anyway and babbled it would benefit “all levels”…

    ya even masturbated to “repatriated corporate profits”..

    Now ya can’t babble enough about recession and unemployment..

    heh.. thanks for making me laugh..

  42. 42

    Along with Cheeto Mussolini, now QAnon Shaman has thrown his hat into the ring for Speaker.

    In under 24 hrs this could not be going any better.

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