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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Robert Reich: The first step to abolishing the Electoral College

Lawrence O’Donnell: “Mr. President, if you’re listening…”—Laurence Tribe on how to end GOP debt default crisis

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Rapists, Liars, and Other Members of the MAGA GOP Cult:

Vox: Why Texas judges have so much power

Vice News: Food pantries are swamped after covid benefits end

Bad Lip Reading: State of the Union, 2023:

NowThis: What happens when Title 42 ends?

LegalEagle: Astonishing corruption at the Supreme Court?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Wonder if Santos thought he wouldn’t be caught, because people expect most politicians to be liars these days?

  4. 4

    EDM…..Why did blah blah blah?…..Ohhh, nevermind, I might have to do the same thing.

    Back to Looney Tunes.

  5. 5

    At first this one didn’t show up in the initial search. But if you search creatively and long enough the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus can’t ellude for very long because it is so common and happens waaaaaayyyyy waaaaaayyyyyy waaaaaayayayayay to often.

    https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/05/12/husband-charged-with-stabbing-wife-to-death-in-sw-houston/

    But there is other news – did you hear about the ape peeing in the woods!?

  7. 7

    Ladies! Now listen up Ladies! Don’t be groomed by your pig like the rest of the dumb ladies out there.

    Don’t get married. Invest in a few vibrators and better yet have more fun with your other girlfriends….they aint’ gonna wanna kill you when the eggs get cold. You’ll even be able to have kids without the fear of them being slaughtered by the Hetero Neanderthal.

    But if you do get married – get one step ahead of him and be prepared to slice his balls off with best dull object you have.

    This here is why you don’t need the Heterosexual Neanderthal Pigs.

    https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/no-relief-husband-who-killed-wife-beloved-mass-teacher-wont-get-new-trial-sjc-says/Q54P4TPEYBBJDLLXEER522VL5Q/

    Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD by the Groomer

    Ron DeFuckFace is grooming you. DeFuckFace and DeFuckHump, and the POS GOP are grooming you. They got you in a trans.

  9. 9

    You go Girl!

    Beat that Heterosexual Neanderthal bastard at his own game, you afflicted little bitch. But not your fault that you have been groomed by the mainstream groomers and have been afflicted wth the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus (STD). Not your fault, and we don’t care because we got Books to ban and genetailia inspections to be had.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-wrote-book-grief-husbands-death-accused-murder/story?id=99199204

    Thank You Mr. Taxpayer for picking up my tab of holy matrimony, it is so sanctimonious that you oblige!

  14. 14

    4,
    Since it’s clearly his favorite:

    Col Jessup: You want answers?!

    LTJG Kaffee: I want the truth!

    Col Jessup: You can’t handle the truth!

    Son, we live in a world that has JOO SPACE LASERS and pizza boxes stuffed with bamboo ballots, and those lasers and ballots have to be made up on the spot by drunks with keyboards. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Goldstein? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for George Floyd, and you curse Republicans. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know — that George Floyd’s death, while tragic, probably flipped votes; and my incessant lying and racism, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, flips votes.

    You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me lying — you need me lying.

    We use words like “blood and soil” and “Heil Trump”. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent fearing our own irrelevance. You use them as a punch line.

    I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps amid the lies and racism of the very chaos that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

    I would rather that you just said “thank you” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and threaten a few adolescent girls. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you’re entitled to!

  16. 16

    If, like me, you’ve noticed an absolutely appalling recent surge in the number of all kinds of “traditional” cis-gendered Republican types copping guilty pleas lately to trafficking in CSAM (child sexual abuse media/material), you might be interested in the connection this has to what I’ve posted at 3 above.

    A little over a decade ago some fucking badass accounting investigators at the IRS – CI (criminal investigations) unit working with very public minded private researchers and based on the ground breaking work of a UCSD grad student began developing statistical techniques to carefully and painstakingly map the movement patterns of cryptocurrency blockchain addresses. And by doing so they were ultimately able to establish to a legal standard a chain of custody of currency connecting identifiable buyers and sellers of all kinds of illegal shit. Initially these methods were used to shutdown and prosecute operators of dark web markets that hosted and facilitated these transactions. A series of dark web markets fell over the years, often accompanied by splashy reporting about the “mysterious” computer nerds (almost always extreme libertarians) who ran these exchanges and got rich off the trade – like Dollar Store Jeff Bezos for fentanyl and hand grenades.

    Eventually these statistical methods were largely automated and versions of the techniques were packaged into software that could be provided to financial institutions performing due diligence, to cyber security experts combating ransomware attacks, and to certain government law enforcement agencies around the globe. Access to information about the techniques and to the software has been closely held for most of that time. But since the techniques rely upon statistical analysis of huge chunks of whatever blockchain is be analyzed, all kinds of non-target information and patterns are discovered in the process of, for instance, tracking crypto payments for machine gun parts to a Trump supporter in Alabama. And while many of those patterns and links connect a transaction for a crochet tea cozy from an Etsy seller to a customer, some have also connected other, illegal transactions like the trade in videos of adult men raping babies.

    From the very beginning of these investigations this was a big dilemma for the investigators. They could not just begin sweeping up the pedophiles en masse without the risk that the exchange operators would figure out that crypto was actually no longer anonymous. But nobody not named Trump could ignore that babies were being raped. So a lot of the earlier instances of CSAM prosecutions were kept pretty quiet. And many of the recent high volume of prosecutions are probably linked to the statute of limitations for the federal crimes involved. At some point investigators knew they would have to go into something more like a wholesale level of criminal indictments. So there was enormous pressure on investigators and researchers to refine the statistical techniques and software tools to defeat what were sure to be big efforts at evasion once the world of gun-humping, pedophile, drug peddling libertarians figured out that they were being observed selling drugs, building machine guns and fucking children.

    Simultaneously it was always very well understood that some governments were actually behind some of these illegal activities making use of cryptocurrency. And from the very beginning the technology, the techniques, and the software has been carefully protected from being exposed to terrorist nation states and global bad actors like Russia, China, North Korea, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, etc. This also created pressure on researchers and investigators to produce big leaps in capability that could defy efforts at advanced evasion.

    So the very public announcement from the IRS and Chainalysis that they are sharing the software and training in the techniques with Ukraine probably signals that they are now pretty confident that exposing the basic methodology will not enable large scale evasion. That suggests that the researchers now have developed new and very advanced techniques and software (not being shared) that they are fairly confident can ensure nation state security for the U.S. and its allies, even if most of the underlying technology gets into the public domain and especially in the hands of Russia, China, and North Korea.

    What it also suggests is that these kinds of investigations and prosecutions may now be moving into an entirely new large scale phase of pedophile, gun-humping frog marches. That’s what we are already seeing with the huge surge in prosecutions for CSAM. When an arrest warrant is obtained and these freaks are arrested they almost always plead guilty and cooperate. And since their crimes involve profound injury and abuse to children these are the ones investigators target first.

    But don’t be surprised if we begin to see come major financial crimes, some on a global scale, being unraveled in the next few years. And while most of it will involve scumbag Republicans don’t be surprised either if some Democrats get caught fucking around with Russian crypto.

  17. 17

    On this day in 1985, Philadelphia police aerial bombed a home occupied by the black liberation group MOVE and let the fire burn out of control – “let the fire burn” – killing five children and six adults, and destroying 65 homes. No charges were filed.

  18. 18

    @16 the whole ethereum blockchain ecosystem smacks of insider and scam sleaziness..

    bitcoin started bad and hasn’t worn well either.

    A recent newcomer, ironfish, touts state of the art “privacy” which screams crime-enabling… but is geek-washed due to whiz-bang engineering. And it’s as bad an energy hog as bitcoin and the previous version of ethereum. To top it off, I read somewhere (unverified) that one entity is responsible for 52 percent of hash rate of the ironfish blockchain.

    One wonders who that is.

  19. 19

    “OK, so my family took dirty money from foreign actors frequently hostile to the interests of the United States, and we took it in the most sleazy ways imaginable, which were clearly intended to avoid detection that would lead to this conversation.

    But there’s no evidence that Joe Biden gave those hostile actors anything in exchange for the $10 million they bestowed upon 9-12 separate members of The Biden Crime Family.”

    Catherine Herridge
    @CBS_Herridge
    ·
    After reviewing thousands of bank records, GOP House Oversight said some Biden family members, associates + their companies received +$10 million from foreign entities. WH said GOP could not point to a “single Joe Biden policy” that was unduly influenced. https://cbsnews.com/news/house-oversight-republican-report-biden-family-accusations/
    5:32 AM · May 12, 2023

  20. 20

    @ 17

    On this day in 1985, Philadelphia police…

    On this day in 2020, Minneapolis thugs…

    $500 million in damages. That anniversary is comin’ up, too.

    And then there’s this oldie but goodie, from the Clinton administration:

    In total, the 51-day siege resulted in the deaths of four federal agents and 82 Branch Davidians, 28 of whom were children.

    Since you didn’t mark that anniversary, I’ll share that it was April 19.

    “I looked it up and so can you.”

  21. 21

    Meanwhile, confused, tremoring First Vegetable Joe Biden tells staff, “I’m going in my pants again.” as he’s led by the hand from one no-questions photo-op to the next.

    Trembling, Confused Dianne Feinstein Asks ‘Where Am I Going?’ As She’s Rolled Back In To Work As A US Senator

    The distance press is kept away from him varies based on his odor at any given time.

  22. 22

    18,

    …touts state of the art “privacy” which screams crime…

    Brace yourselves. I don’t want anyone to be unduly shocked by this.

    But it turns out that radical libertarian dude-bro/tech-bros who eagerly devote themselves to technology they know for a true fact will enable the monetization of the anal rape of infants will also lie to their customers and investors.
    Like, a lot. Like really a lot.

    There is actually one of these crypto products (which I am unwilling to ever name publicly) that I am reliably informed has at least until recently really been able to very successfully evade tracking and mapping. It is not that one. It isn’t even one of the big ones. And I’m pretty damn sure that it’s method of evasion has recently been defeated by law enforcement researchers.

    These people are all basically criminals, one way or another. It’s usually very risky to trust criminals.

  25. 25

    Did any of the healthcare corps you ever worked for (as a rad-tech) also make money from “foreign entities”?

    Can I make a criminal case out of that?
    Fuck if I know. But I”m willing to try if you say I can.

  26. 26

    18,
    To top it off, I read somewhere (unverified) that one entity is responsible for 52 percent of hash rate of the ironfish blockchain.

    It turns out that even on some of the very large and very well established crypto blockchains, very large percentages of all the transactions recorded are ultimately associated with only a handful of individuals in a relatively small number of global locations.

  27. 27

    @ 24

    Now do Trump.

    For four years the Democrats did Trump. What do they have? He might or might not have been directly involved in claiming inflated values of his RE assets when applying for/annually reporting for commercial loans.

    Mueller did Trump WRT Russia. The result made Maddow cry.

    Biden’s in office. He got there in part by claiming that his son and other members of his family made no money from China, during a presidential debate in 2020.

    Gain of Fauci
    @DschlopesIsBack
    Joe Biden: “My son (Hunter) has not made money… in terms of this thing about… whattaya talking about… China.”

    This was an absolute proven lie.
    8:47 AM · May 10, 2023

    Biden has lied with impunity, for decades. The only member of his family who isn’t a POS is the dead son, Beau. Remember that not dealing with #CrookedHillary’s obvious corruption in 2015 is what got all y’all Trump in 2017-2020. That mistake is being repeated with Biden, now.

    It’s time to do Biden now. Deal with it.

  29. 29

    What do they have?

    By House Republican standards much, much more. Sixteen times more to be precise. And that is if we confine our accounting to only the four years Trump, his family, and his companies spent defrauding the American taxpayers as president, during which time Trump alone earned over $160 million dollars in revenues overseas. Including family members (as House Republicans did with Biden) that number grows exponentially. Including years prior to being elected (as House Republicans did) it becomes billions.

    We’ve even seen from his tax returns that he tried to keep secret that he was forced to pay taxes to Communist China in the few years we’ve been able to obtain. Taxes they used to build spy balloons, launch cyber attacks on US companies, and torture political dissidents.

    I’m dead. I’m dismembered with a bone saw.
    And my body parts are dumped in the Atlantic somewhere.

    And even I’m not dumb enough to suggest that these claims about the Bidens aren’t a complete failure just like Trump and just like you.

  30. 30

    @19 Everybody who sells an old fishing lure on eBay to someone in Canada is taking money from a foreign entity.

  31. 31

    @20 Yeah, but what should happen when the police are the “thugs” who are killing people and causing property damage?

  32. 32

    @ 29

    Jamal, did it hurt when they chopped you up, or were you already dead?

    …during which time Trump alone earned over $160 million dollars in revenues overseas.

    You know that revenues and earnings are not the same thing, right? I won’t dispute the $160M revenue figure, but out of that how much did Trump earn? Please show your work.

  33. 33

    @27 “For four years the Democrats did Trump. What do they have? He might or might not have been directly involved in claiming inflated values of his RE assets when applying for/annually reporting for commercial loans” at the same time he was underreporting values for tax purposes.

    What you also failed to mention is both of these activities constitute fraud; and when other people do it, they go to jail for it.

  34. 34

    @27

    House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer released a 65-page memo detailing a sprawling investigation into Biden and some of his relatives, particularly his son Hunter Biden. Nowhere in the massive document was there a specific allegation of a crime committed by Biden or any of his relatives.

    https://newrepublic.com/post/172627/republicans-admit-no-incriminating-evidence-joe-biden

    i.e. kreepshit strokes itself again.. “Independunce” curious repuke Nancy Mace says the FBI should take their 65 pages of nothingburger and run with it.

  35. 35

    @32 “You know that revenues and earnings are not the same thing, right? I won’t dispute the $160M revenue figure, but out of that how much did Trump earn? Please show your work.”

    I certainly can’t give you a precise dollar figure, but given his track record as a businessman, I feel fairly confident it has a minus sign in front of it.

  36. 36

    Jared? Ivanka?.. Bonesaw’s two billion? The Qataris bailing out the white elephant office tower in Manhattan? Ivanka’s favors from the Chinese?

    Mere millions being connected to a VP is peanuts compared to what those two got being in drumpf’s inner circle.

    Michael Cohen made mere millions shaking down corporate ceos and those guys are supposed to be “intelligent”.

  37. 37

    @ 35

    I certainly can’t give you a precise dollar figure, but given his track record as a businessman, I feel fairly confident it has a minus sign in front of it.

    Then they aren’t earnings, they’re losses.

  38. 38

    @37 Pissing away loot through bad management doesn’t exonerate a thief, doc. Nor is it a defense to corruption or influence peddling. It does get you off the hook for tax evasion, though.

  39. 39

    @ 36

    The Qataris bailing out the white elephant office tower in Manhattan?

    The Democrats are now claiming that the influence-peddling by everyone in The Biden Crime family doesn’t affect how Joe Biden runs the country, Queen YLB.

    Using that same rationale, why did what Qatar did for Kushner’s family impact Trump’s presidency?

    Try to avoid “That was then, this is now.” while doing it.

  40. 40

    The Democrats are now claiming…

    blah.. blah… the Comer toilet paper report PROVES NOTHING..

    If it proved anything why did Nancy Mace babble that the FBI should “investigate”???

    Using that same rationale, why did what Qatar did for Kushner’s family impact Trump’s presidency?

    I seem to remember drumpf doing a lot of babbling about Qatar being a “terrorist” state.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar_and_state-sponsored_terrorism

    Can you point to similar behavior by Joe? A mere Veep at the time?

    Stroke yourself harder kreepshit..

  41. 41

    You know that revenues and earnings are not the same thing, right?

    Are you calling me a loser?

    You wish. Your a very nasty, nasty person. I would never insert my penis into you, even if you accepted my invitation for “hanky panky”.

    And by the way, my deals are incredibly successful no matter where they are. I don’t lose money. Even if I say I lost money, I always make money.

  42. 42

    Then they aren’t earnings, they’re losses

    That is absolutely ridiculous. And the only Republicans you can possibly find who would ever agree with it are total RINOs. Total RINOs.

  43. 43

    ..the influence-peddling by everyone in The Biden Crime family..

    Even I was forced to admit that this is an impossible claim.

  44. 44

    @ 40

    If it proved anything why did Nancy Mace babble that the FBI should “investigate”???

    Maybe because the FBI holds the FD-1023 form that the House has subpoenaed, and won’t release it to the House. It’s the next step in the process.

    Asked and answered, ya dumb twat.

  46. 46

    @44,

    You’re a lot like me.

    We should hang out.

    I also don’t recognize it when I’m completely ruined and I’m only inviting opponents to bounce my rubble.

  47. 47

    the FBI holds the FD-1023

    Wow.. kreepshit. More strokable material for ya.. like Hillary’s paper on Alinksky, the Khalidi tape and the Durham and unredacted skirt-wearing dude “reports”…

    It’s what you “do”…

  48. 48

    On “reasonable” repukes:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tOcBlETR6pA

    Being a troll watcher for many years, the rule is anyone to the left of Dino 4-time Lossi is the enemy – might as well be Castro, Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, blah blah blah..

    Good luck to fraud Tim Scott being a “uniter”…

  49. 49

    On “reasonable” repukes:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tOcBlETR6pA

    Being a troll watcher for many years (too many to mention), the rule is anyone to the left of Dino 4-time Lossi is the enemy – might as well be Castro, Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, blah blah blah..

    Good luck to fraud Tim Scott being a “uniter”…

  50. 50

    Pardon me for being a Heterosexual Neanderthal with the Virus. We have so many problems that fly under the radar, well because we are of the supreme sexual orientation and we are normal with just some major flaws and accepted abnormalities.

    When we do something like this it’s, well normal, because you know, it’s not like we are dressing up in drag and reading stories to little kids, teaching them the A, B, C’s and 1, 2 3’s

    We even have a toll free number you can call – it’s

    1-666-YOU-DEAD

    https://apnews.com/article/texas-boyfriend-shoots-woman-after-abortion-0fe0f687a808e9e60282c361c8cbdbf4

    Follow us on Twitter…..@HeterosexNeanderVermants

    Happy Trails Ya’ll

  51. 51

    “I looked it up and so can you.”

    Me too….The Heteroseuxal Neanderthal Virus kills people every day. What’s the big deal?

    Look it up. Kids and dogs too. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

  55. 55

    Interesting about Kitsap Transit’s latest order for Electric Buses. All the previous ones had been for regular fixed-route buses, but some of tgis order will be used on tge Worker/Driver routes, which KT has traditionally purchased second hand buses for, because of tge nature of the service. They are only used twice a day, and all serve Naval Base Kitsap. The drivers are part time at KT, and full time employees at the Navy Bases.(Most serve Bremerton, sometimes Bangor gets one).

    https://www.gillig.com/post/kt-adding-10-more-buses-to-growing-electric-fleet

    Since they won’t be used again until the afternoon commute, perfect time to charge these super vanpools.

  57. 57

    LOVE WINS FAG

    Florida Publix refuses to write ‘trans’ on customers’ cake

    After waiting for what “felt like an eternity,” a manager from the bakery “comes back, looks me directly in the eyes and says, ‘I’m sorry we can’t write that. Publix is not allowed to take a stance on this issue,’” Hill said.
    ….
    “I’m trying to give a message of hope to our community and I feel like I’m getting shot down right at that moment,” they said. “It was really just hurtful.”

    Have you considered “Suicide Is Painless”?

  58. 58

    @ 47

    More strokable material for ya.. like Hillary’s paper on Alinksky, the Khalidi tape and the Durham and unredacted skirt-wearing dude “reports”…

    Don’t forget the Nashville trans mass murderer’s manifesto.

  59. 59

    @39 “The Democrats are now claiming that the influence-peddling by everyone in The Biden Crime family doesn’t affect how Joe Biden runs the country, Queen YLB.”

    Well, I think Comey and you have to show that it does, and so far you don’t have a shred of evidence.

    Unable to get anywhere in any court of law, Republicans are trying their luck in the court of public opinion, but they no longer have Tucker Carlson carrying their water for them, and they’re not as good at the lying propaganda game as he is.

    They do still have the mob of MAGA fools behind them, for whatever that’s worth.

  60. 60

    @41 “Are you calling me a loser?”

    Since you asked, yes. Anyone who can’t run a hotel, resort, or golf course without Russian subsidies (in exchange for influence) is a loser. That describes you exactly.

  61. 61

    Imposter @52 spews: “Well what do you know? The virus came from a lab leak after all!”

    Who says? You?

  62. 62

    @57 “After waiting for what “felt like an eternity,” a manager from the bakery “comes back, looks me directly in the eyes and says, ‘I’m sorry we can’t write that. Publix is not allowed to take a stance on this issue,’” Hill said.”

    I’d tell him, “You just did.”

  64. 64

    I’m sorry we can’t write that. Publix is not allowed to take a stance on this issue,’” Hill said.

    More like, “I’m sorry we aren’t free here in Florida”.

  65. 65

    What every bride wants in their groom.

    Hey Ladieszzzzz! Don’t be dumb and be groomed by theses bastards. You’d be better off with a dildo or girlfriend.

    These Heterosexual Neanderthals aren’t good for you. They’re bringing you lives down. You are only there to serve their needs. Cold eggs, and it’s call 1-666-YOU-DEAD bieatch!

    You’ve been groomed!

    https://www.ketv.com/article/omaha-wanted-fugitive-task-force-searching-for-man-after-crash-kills-wife/43806894

  66. 66

    the Nashville trans mass murderer’s manifesto.

    Is that any different from the ideations of the hispanic neo-nazi of Allen, TexASS?

    Of course it is. The neo-nazi and those like it want to execute “the abnormals” en mass.

    And if they are merely cruel and abusive like perhaps some of the “christians” in that school, the neo-nazis and their fellow travelers like you shouldn’t be surprised when their victims act out.

    Vileness begets violence.

  69. 69

    Follow up:
    Bragg opposing Pomerantz’ testimony before a House committee while a state criminal prosecution is underway, and Pomerantz’ invoking his constitutionally protected right to remain silent before that committee, both arise from the most un-sexy, boring, and legally mundane interests imaginable.

    But ridiculous flying monkeys are going to fly – perhaps all the way to the moon to see the hidden JOO SPACE LASER for themselves even.

  70. 70

    Hey guys.

    Sorry ’bout being out of touch. It’s been crazy. And we want y’all to know we hear you and we feel your pain and shit. We know that shit is taking longer than we promised.

    We are all still totally on our roadmap and moving forward making incredible progress. And I really want to express our gratitude to the incredibly talented team of amazing, brilliant, talented team members we have here supporting us. There is no way we ever could have made it this far toward our robot overlord future without those guys. It’s truly a humbling experience to know they’ve got our backs.

    Basically things got held up through absolutely nobody’s fault or failure when we started having trouble filling vital roles that were vacated by COVID.
    Really, if it weren’t for that I feel really confident that our initial projections were very sound. And had it not been for those key vacant roles then I assure you that all those lazy fucks who don’t want to work would have already been replaced by robots at this point.

    I want you to know we share your frustrations. We’ve seen all the same things you are seeing. There aren’t enough bus boys. Clerks are nowhere to be found. Service is slow. The drive through hours are limited. And Baristas simply refuse to tolerate casual sexual, ethnic, and racial harassment. The entitlement just oozes.

    The great news is I can promise you guys we here at ROBOT OVERLORDS are on it. We are all working tirelessly with the confident expectation that the robot slave future we promised is imminent.

    While we’ve got you, in case you or anyone you know is inclined, we are actively recruiting in all roles. It’s min wage to start and during the eleven month probationary period of employment. Those who complete probation receive an immediate nine cent bump, a logo soft drink koozy, and begin their journey toward qualifying for our generous cafeteria style benefits plan that includes doc-in-a-box healthcare at over 14,000 conveniently located Circle K stores, and tuition assistance earning online GED and college credit through Herbalife University.
    Apply online today!

  71. 71

    ROBOT Overlords, hurry the fuck up for the Womenzzzz sake, the Heterosexual Neanderthals are fucking them up and they don’t need that shit.

    They be killing the womenz, the kids, the pets and raping them and then they be driving noisy cars because they think they bad mother fuckers. So reeally, get your asses down here and take over.

    P.S. bring a bunch of dildos with you, they’ll really appreciate a good stiff one instead of being stiffed themselves by the Neanderthal fucks. Put the Pussy Grabbers out of business.

  73. 73

    Her Husband raped her!

    Groom groomed the bride. He used a comb.

    https://time.com/3976180/marital-rape/

    Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus going on here. But we love it!

    Anyone know what the baseball score was? Did you see that touchdown!?

    “My story starts like a lot of people’s stories.” This too is happening wayyyyy wayyyyyy Wayyyayayayayayay too much.

    It’s Fuck, Marry, Fuck and Kill.

  75. 75

    God is not on Trump’s side.

    “DES MOINES, Iowa — A tornado watch forced former President Donald Trump to abruptly cancel a planned outdoor rally here Saturday, the same day his top potential challenger for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, met with voters in the state.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/tornado-threat-cancels-trumps-iowa-rally-ron-desantis-campaigns-state-rcna84305

    But She’s not really on Ron DeathSantis’ side, either.

  76. 76

    And while the judge was giving the gift of no prison time to my ex, he told me that my ex may have been a crappy husband, but he was a good father and that I should “forgive him.”

    WHAT?!

    It’s a Heterosexual Neanderthal world baby! You ladies let them Groom you. And now even the Heteroseual Neanderthal Whore politicians, like Susan Colins, Sarah Palin, etx., are letting them groom you. Vote them out baby. Or maybe thoughts and prayers – try your priest.

    Call 1-666-YOU-FUCKED

    You know the daughter one day will have to write a book about “Daddy”.

    Heterosexual parenting. Heterosexual Sanctimony of Marriage. Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

    Hey look at my noisy ass fuck car…..vrooom, vrooom, vrooom.

  77. 77

    A tornado watch forced former President Donald Trump to abruptly cancel

    Unforutunately the plane didn’t crash. It would have been nice.

    I’m sure it would have been a Uuuuuuuuuge explosion.

  81. 81

    @78 Sarah Sanders?

    tickle, tickle, tickle. hehehehe. Tickle.

    He’s white….it’s ok! It’s all clean fun!

  86. 86

    @85 What did we get away with? Keeping your drinking water safe? And plane parts falling off and crashing through your ceiling? Which do you wish to give up, bridges that don’t fall down, or levees that don’t break? How about all those paper pushers at the CIA, NSA, and Pentagon who figure out which country Russia or China is going to attack next? Should we close the Coast Guard station at Ediz Hook?

    Yes, the Deep State won. It got all these things, although not everything it wanted, because some bridges still collapse and some rivers still overflow their banks, some slaughterhouses still employ children on their cleanup crews, and Russia is still kidnapping Ukrainian children and China is still eyeing Taiwan.

    But at least America is still a powerful and prosperous nation capable of going to the moon, not a collection of battling clans … for now.

  88. 88

    86,

    We have to at least admit that these helpless victims are being deceived and manipulated by powerful forces and institutions.

    🦊⛪📺🍺

  92. 92

    kon-klown’s kooky tool is a faith healer:

    https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1657363241142476800?cxt=HHwWgICzwcbFkYAuAAAA

    “Ladapo said in his book, “Transcend Fear: A Blueprint for Mindful Leadership in Public Health,” published in August 2022, that he gained the courage to share his opinions on the COVID-19 response after a spiritual awakening from a five-day counseling session in Chinese meridian theory and the qualities of chi.”

    https://www.sun-sentinel.com/2023/05/13/joseph-ladapo-says-anti-vaccine-crusade-was-gods-plan-it-cost-him-his-peers-trust/

    kooky indeed.. that article even quotes a chat the tool had w/ kooky Ben Karsen..

  95. 95

    “Well, we we’re hopeful that we can find the informant,” Comer said …. “The nine of the ten people that we’ve identified that have very good knowledge with respect to the Bidens,” he added, “they’re one of three things, Maria, they’re either currently in court, they’re currently in jail, or they’re currently missing.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/james-comer-informant/

    Shorter version: “That pony is here somewhere.”

  98. 98

    95,

    I recommend that he looks in the file folder named “Salacious Pics Package”.

  99. 99

    Shorter version: “That pony is here somewhere.”

    I recommend that he looks in the file folder named “Salacious Pics Package”.

    Please stop. You’re giving me and the other unserious twat a sad.

  100. 100

    99,
    I’m so terribly sorry.

    Was I being “elitist” again?
    My bad.

  101. 101

    Also imaginary: Future career propects of Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

    J.K. Rowling
    @jk_rowling
    ·
    6h
    My one-year-old son just looked up from Twitter and said, ‘Mummy, why have you made these very real children sad with your heinous yet unevidenced bigotry?’ Then he ran upstairs and burned all his Potter books. I was so damn ashamed I almost forgot the kid was imaginary.

  102. 102

    @ 62

    Publix is not allowed to take a stance on this issue,’” Hill said.”

    I’d tell him, “You just did.”

    In Legal Eagle school Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit was taught that silence = guilt.

  103. 103

    Was I being “elitist” again?

    That and the wokeness. The other unserious twat and I came here for one reason and for one reason only, and that was to pwn y’alls. Sadly, things didn’t quite play out like we had hoped. In fact, it’s looking more and more like the other unserious twat is giving up.

  105. 105

    “Future career propects of”

    Very concrete plans for kreepshit’s “grandkids” in training:

    concentration camp guard, executioner, street thug, …

    Endless opportunities for “grandkids” inducted into the deathsatanist youth..

  106. 106

    In Legal Eagle school Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit was taught that silence = guilt.

    In Western Common Law the legal principle taught in school is:
    Qui tacet consentire videtur ubi loqui debuit ac potuit (He who is silent, when he ought to have spoken and was able to, is taken to agree)

    Although I can think of a troll who ought to have remained silent.

  107. 107

    Happy Mother’s Day

    The US has the highest maternal mortality rate of any major developed economy, surpassing its nearest rival by 300%.

    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

  108. 108

    @107

    But if you disregard the number of children that are killed by The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus the USA is a couple notches above India.

    So there’s that!

  109. 109

    surpassing its nearest rival by 300%.

    By the end of my first term as your next president I promise to double that!

  111. 111

    2:04 pm on Mother’s Day and our degenerate lying racist troll dips in with:
    WTF is a “kitchen gratuity”?

    Guess who attended the Mother’s Day Brunch at Useless Bay and is complaining about the bill?

    Classy.

  113. 113

    @106 The thing is, Publix wasn’t silent. When the customer asked the manager to decorate a cake with the word “Trans,” they said “no.” That’s not silence, it’s taking a political position to not serve gay customers.

    Silence would be if the manager stood there with his arms crossed, glaring at the customer, and saying nothing in response to the customer’s repeated requests and questions.

    But that would be taking a political stance, too.

  114. 114

    @111 Can’t really blame him for pinching pennies when all he’s got is his wife’s social security check, after blowing his own retirement savings on options bets that went south.

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