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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Al Franken: Funding the IRS

Winlar: ♫ BDE ♬:

John Oliver: Timeshares

Alex Wagner: Court hearing abortion case debates value of a woman’s life

Jon Stewart: Why are working people being blamed for inflation?

Right Wing Liars, Seditionists and Pseudo-conservatives:

Jon Stewart: When will my sentence end? Reforming the criminal justice system

Al Franken: Some political news of the week

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Wonder if Last Saturdays Trump announcement was just a way to boost fundraising at the Quarterly deadline?

  2. 2

    @1 or did he do it to cunningly to inject uncertaintiy, disappointment, and put into question the whole investigation.

    People could look at it like it should have happened but since it didn’t happen then maybe there something wrong and not a sound case against him.

    Anything to interject doubt in other peoples minds – it’s all he’s got…..Fake News……..Stop the Steal…….Pull the Investigation…..Get Competent People to Make Amreica Great!

    He’s a con man and one of the best con men, aside from being a hetero neanderthal inposter.

  7. 7

    And a DEAD Murdoch, Putin and the ENTIRE FREEDUMB KOOK-US.

  8. 8

    Perfect illustration of the “training” teh widbee shit-lord, HA’s court fool, has in mind for its “kick the living shit” thug “grandkids”:

    “There’s some things that I’ll never forget. And I just will never forget the look on his face that he gave me while he pointed the gun directly at me,” she said of the incident at Richneck Elementary School in Newport News, Virginia. “That’s something that I will never forget. It’s changed me. It’s changed my life.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/abigail-zwerner-student-shooting_n_6419e06ce4b0bc5cb652cb10

    Candidates for initiation into the “deathsatanist youth”.

  9. 9

    …the “training” teh widbee shit-lord, HA’s court fool, has in mind…

    – More guns and more cops make us more safe.

    – Tinkle-down/Dan Quayle economics benefit everyone and fix everything.

    – Pipe-bombs, cattle prods, assault rifles, and battering rams are normal tourism accessories for white dudes.

    – Our republic will not be secure until we have all gazed adoringly on Hunter Biden’s glistening, erect penis.

  12. 12

    Can’t recall if kreepshit still believes that rapey boy (a klownservatic frat boy in training) in Loudon County wore a skirt.

    Wouldn’t doubt it. It still believes in a klownspiracy between yours truly and Darryl, and the Tuckems/Chuck Johnson Menendez fucking fantasy.

  13. 13

    12,
    I used to think he was a lying pig.

    Now I realize he’s mentally ill. Not an excuse for any of it. But the shit he claims to believe in now is not only functionally impossible, but can’t even conform to objective reality.

    In other words, typical Trump voter in America.

    The trick seems to involve transforming “feelings”, grudges, disappointments, humiliations, fears and grievances into “alternative facts”®. But it’s really all just a bunch of “hurt feelings”.

  14. 14

    Here’s another typical Trump voter in America being interviewed today in Waco:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/121tet3/guy_claims_he_served_in_the_marines_reporter_says/

    Claims to have served. Claims to be a Marine. Can’t name his MOS, his unit, his billet or even where he served. Stolen valor.

    But see, I’m sure he “feeeeels” like he served. I’m sure he thinks he knows what it “feeeeels” like to be a Marine. He probably even “feeeels” that he’s “special” whatever the fuck that means.
    He’s got feelings, grievances, frustrations, resentments. He’s felt some fear. That’s good enough for a Republican. Those “feeeeelings” are as real to them as any permanent loss of hearing, spinal compression, or months of fear, alienation, loneliness, and desperate longing attached to actual deployment in an actual combat zone in the real world. It all “feeeels” very real. Even if it’s all completely fake bullshit.

  15. 15

    Interesting video on SLC’s transit operations. I think FrontRunner is the way SOUNDER should have been done, at least on the S Line to Lakewood, but would have had to buy out a lot of warehouses and business parks along the track for a new dedicated ROW along the BNSF Seatttle Sub from Tukwilla to Reservation Junction. It would have allowed flexibility on frequency. TRAX seems good too, but to save money, the UTA supposedly asked Siemens to shorten the S70/S700/Avanto LRV platform so they could run 4 car trains without expanding tge station platforms.

    https://youtu.be/aSh8_EEPXzQ

  16. 16

    @11

    It’s deeper than that. Imagine having a Trumper as a life partner.

    “I need you to listen for a second.”

    “Sure” goes back to the BigMac and the coloring book

    “There’s $400 missing from the bank account.”

    “No one knows more about Math than me”

    “We’ll it’s not exactly missing. There’s a charge here for $399.87 at F-150 Mudflaps R-US. Did you buy something.”

    “Bank Statements are fake news. You can’t believe everything you read.”

    “OK so you don’t know anything about this charge?”

    “Nope, wasn’t me”

    “Right…..So I called them and they pulled it up and sent over a JPEG of the receipt.” (Turns around phone places between fries and McDonald’s bag”)

    “That’s clearly fake. Deep Fake. Deep state.”

    “I kind of saw that coming so I asked and there’s the store video here of you walking into MudFlaps. and look here at 1:27-2:14 you’re putting your card into the chip reader and you’ve got, are those naked chrome outline Mudflaps you’re holding.”

    “That is not me. It may be someone who looks like me but you can’t prove I was ever there. I did not buy that. Besides…looks like he’s there on a tourist visit.”

    “He’s wearing your hat.”

    “Lots of people wear hats like this.”

    “Lots of people have a ‘Lets Go Brandon’ hat with a hole in the same place where you got the “Hunter’s Laptop” patch ripped partway off when you caught it on the Flag pole at that Truckers convoy that time?”

    “Sure. Lots of people. All the classy dudes have this hat.”

    “Right. Then maybe Saturday we can go down there together and get them to return…..I mean reverse the charge.”

    “Sorry babe, no can do. Saturday I’m meeting my Patriots to go wave flags at the tranny show over in HOMOquiam…those fucking freaks.”

  20. 20

    Trending over on the Tikky Tokky thingamabob that, God, we gotta ban for the sake of the children.

    Gen Z voters doing videos on all of us here in Congress that have fairly large positions of Alphabet (GOOGL) and Meta (META) and how we don’t know where Singapore is.

    They’re using this clearly communist site called capitoltrades

    Can we look into shutting that down too?

  21. 21

    I go to DeSantisville (paid $3.19 for regular unleaded) for a few days and spew traffic here declines 80%.

    You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

  23. 23

    I guess this is different than taking another dick.

    Pete Buttigieg takes another loss as Transportation Secretary as Sinema holdout doom FAA nominee’s withdrawal on Sinema holdout

    Washington ran transit agencies in Denver and Los Angeles, but his only aviation-related experience is serving as CEO of the Denver airport for less than two years. He has strong ties to the administration, however — he led Biden’s 2020 transition team for the Transportation Department, which includes the FAA.

    Check my baggage.

    Man, Mayor Pete is having one shitty year so far. G-clown, why is Mayor Pete so incompetent?

  24. 24

    Too bad he’s not homosexual, or Mayor Pete would back him in an instant.

    The agency is being led by an acting administrator, Billy Nolen, a pilot who has held safety jobs at three airlines and the FAA. Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, who led opposition to Washington, said Nolen could win bipartisan support

    .

  25. 25

    I’m sure it was a horrible experience, but the bright side is that the dude now has more airline experience than the glorified baggage handler @ 23, and expects to be nominated to run First Vegetable Joe Biden’s FAA very soon.

    Transgender woman posts sobbing selfie in JFK bathroom after claiming female TSA agent punched her testicles and left her in extreme pain

  26. 26

    Interesting, isn’t it, that Tester hadn’t yet come out in support of the Denver baggage handler. It wasn’t just Sinema.

    Biden can’t get his nominees through his own party, much less through committee hearings.

    SAD!

  27. 27

    I guess this is different than taking another dick.

    @23 Assume the position, i.e. BOGU..

    That’s a fuckin’ order.

  29. 29

    You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

    Nah. They’d always have me. One unserious twat is as good as another.

  30. 30

    @21 “You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.”

    That’s what I’ve been saying. We can’t play “pin the tail on the jackass” without you.

  31. 31

    Doctor Dumbfuck seems to feel paying a dollar less for gas is worth bowing to a master (see #22 for details).

  32. 32

    I notice the overage spring breaker ranting against flying at #23-26 drove to Florida. Probably a good move, given runway near-misses and the proliferation of belligerent drunks in overcrowded cabins.

    He probably made the trip to attend a DeSantis rally or look for wild horses on the beaches, or maybe both.

  35. 35

    Was just watching the Seattle Seawolves vs Chicago Hounds Major League Rugby match, abandoned at Halftime because of Lightning in the Greater Chicago Area. Since we were up 27-5, Seattle stays undefeated. A win is a win, want us in a better position for the playoffs than last season. We lucked in, but did go all the way to the finals.

  36. 36

    The Tree of Liberty must sometimes be watered by the blood of patriots. I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who stated that. Sometimes the Tree of Liberty but be watered by the wealth of patriots like Elon Musk. Valuing Twitter at $20 Billion means Musk has sacrificed about $26 Billion for free speech. While no bloodshed is involved, it is a very patriotic move on Musk’s part.

  37. 37

    @33 “I don’t give a damn what color you are, where you came from, who you sleep with, if you have done drugs in your past, or if you have made a mistake and ended up in jail or put there because someone lied about you, It is time we all put the past in the past and move this campaign forward and scare the hell out of these people ….”

    Sounds like your kind of candidate. Your party’s, too, except for the color part. Checks the boxes:

    Convict (check)
    Libertarian (check)
    Family feuding (check)
    Ordained minister (check)
    Outed homosexual (check)
    Defeated candidate (check)
    Promotes conspiracy theories (check)
    Believes the prosecutors and judges who put him away are corrupt (check)
    Terminally ill (probably)

    So there’s an awful lot there you’d feel perfectly comfortable voting for.

  38. 38

    @36 “The Tree of Liberty must sometimes be watered by the blood of patriots.”

    Considering donating yours?

  39. 39

    Are you thinking about donating yours?

    Take his blood. My worthless son certainly doesn’t have any money to donate.

  40. 40

    36,

    Your “Freedom of Speech” hero has removed tens of thousands of critical tweets and suspended hundreds of dissident accounts at the direction of the governing dynasty in India.

    That is actual government censorship.

    This is why nobody pays any real attention to your posts anymore.
    Conservatives like you are brainless tools who offer themselves up to the clumsy manipulations of lazy grifters.

  42. 42

    The closest thing Kamala has come to a win like this is when she kept all those black felons in prison long after their sentences had ended.

    Universal school choice headed to DeSantis’ desk after passing Florida Senate
    School choice clears both chambers of Florida’s legislature

    Parents who are eligible for the program will get $8,000 toward education-related expenses including tuition at private schools, homeschooling, tutoring, materials and fees for standardized tests. The vouchers will roll out over time with low- and middle- income families prioritized.

    Florida is the fourth state legislature to pass universal school choice in 2023 and would be the sixth to enact school choice for all families in just two years, according to DeAngelis.

    “Florida has been a national leader on school choice for many years, but Arizona and West Virginia recently passed up the Sunshine State,” he said. “The passage of this bill helps Florida reclaim its school choice crown.”

    Tulsi was so right about Momala.

  44. 44

    @40 Either he’s a brainless tool or a gifted button-pusher. I’m not sure there’s a difference.

  45. 45

    The vouchers will roll out over time with low- and middle- income families prioritized.

    Low and middle-income Scientologists and Wahabists thank DeathSatanist. A net $16,000 gain for cults per head per year.

    Btw, Gabbard went to a cult school:

    http://www.hawaiifreepress.com.....ult-School

    Choice!

  46. 46

    Bidenflation touches everyone, sooner or later.

    It touched Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit on Friday, as 3M came perilously close to breaking the Benjamin with a low of $100.16/share on the day.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, of course, welcomes the physical contact. No one in his family has been willing to give him any affection since he blew the family nest egg to bits with his stupid investment decisions on GE and the like.

  47. 47

    Teachers really blew it. For most of three years.

    “The dominoes are falling and there’s nothing the power-hungry teachers unions can do about it,” he said. “We all owe [American Federation of Teachers president] Randi Weingarten and her union allies a special thank you for overplaying their hand and awakening a sleeping giant: parents who want more of a say in their children’s education.”

    This is incomplete, as Terry McAuliffe isn’t specifically mentioned. Sure, he isn’t a Floridian, but don’t think people have forgotten his dumbfuckery of the Fall 2021 campaign.

  48. 48

    @ 45

    Btw, Gabbard went to a cult school:

    And #CrookedHillary graduated from a four-year college that only recognizes two genders.

    Queen YLB, which is worse?

  49. 49

    This Daily Mail piece gives the impression – or tries to, unsuccessfully IMO – that Barack and Michelle are on the rocks.

    I did note two things:

    1. Sasha is now gorgeous.
    2. Malia still looks like Todd Bridges. I think Malia got the Y chromosome that Queen YLB didn’t.

  51. 51

    With the Seawolves Game, safety is important, and it was halftime,. Just wished we had scored a couple more times in the first half, the bonus point was needed for the conference standings. Teams get a bonus point for 4 or more Tries.

    I’ve seen CFL delayed for a long time due to lightning. If play is resumed, the lightning delay counts against half time. Since players go to the locker room and stands are evacuated.

  53. 53

    @50 she comes close to beating out MTG, and MTG has two x’s.

    MTG may suffer from The Hetersexual Neanderthal Virus

  55. 55

    I did note two things:

    1. Sasha is now gorgeous.
    2. Malia still looks like Todd Bridges.

    One of the daughters wears lots of makeup. The other wears none.
    Most of us realized the power of good makeup in the first act of The Crying Game.

    Three decades and dozens of close encounters with Singapore T-girl hookers later and the Shit-lord crybaby is still groping in the dark and coming up with a fist full of gronkus.

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