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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Stephen Colbert: ALTER EGOS, part 4

The Dotard Трамп and Other Seditionists and Grifters:

NowThis: Crisis pregnancy centers caught spreading false info about abortions

Robert Reich: Don’t believe the lies—Your wages are not driving inflation

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    We’d be better off if Trumo had been re-elected.

  2. 2

    Will be interesting if Garland follows up on the referrals. Taking his time, but we are in uncharted territory. Presidents that lose re-election don’t normally insight people to storm the Capitol..

  4. 4

    @2 “Presidents that lose re-election don’t normally insight people to storm the Capitol.”

    It’s SOP when subverting a democracy. If Trump had succeeded at seizing power the next step would’ve been a Reichstag Capitol fire.

  6. 6

    4)Ironically, the Germans just caught people planning to storm the Reichstag. (Bundestag meets in tge restored Reichstag building).

    One thing about Germany’s Constitutional Court, it still meets in Karlsruhe, which means if the justices want to hang out with the Federal Politicians, Tgey have to drive or take tge train to Berlin. Plus, they appoint them differently.

  7. 7

    As you will see in the next video the boundaries of HN Disease aren’t limited to man killing his wife; at times it is the female of the species that manifests the aggression. You may ask – was it not the right horse? Or did she tire of the horse?

    The dreaded HN Disease can be far reaching too. One can innocently entangle in the web of HN Disease visa vie association with another Hetero’s Hetero Neanderthal. Their is no mask or soap that will keep them safe.

    They use pronouns like Me, Mine, Nobody but Me, and Nobody’s but Mine. And Not His or Not Hers, Fuck He or Fuck Her. This sense of selfish entitlement eventually leads to the angering and violent carnage of HN Disease.

    Nobody really knows the limits of their mental destructive aggressions. But one thing is for certain – Breeding will not save them.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/man-charged-with-murder-in-wifes-gruesome-decapitation-death/

  8. 8

    @ 2

    Will be interesting if Garland follows up on the referrals. Taking his time, but we are in uncharted territory.

    The whole January 6 Committee was in uncharted territory after Pelosi refused to seat the Republican appointees.

    Imagine the GOP seating its own committee to go after members of The Biden Crime Family. There have to be at least a couple of desperate Democrats serving in the House who would participate.

  9. 9

    Not mentioned at all in the J6 report released by the silly House committee: Ginni Thomas.

  10. 10

    There’s a puff piece about Kamala Harris in WaPo, written by Jonathan Capehart.

    Jonathan Capehart
    @CapehartJ
    Kamala Harris had a most excellent year
    washingtonpost.com
    Opinion | Kamala Harris had a most excellent year
    The vice president is finishing a banner year filled with domestic barnstorming and high-wire diplomacy.
    11:01 AM · Dec 22, 2022

    It’s reminiscent of the sloppy blowjobs YLB used to give to Goldy in HA threads. Like YLB, Capehart swallows.

  12. 12

    In hoc anno dimini

    When Saul of Tarsus set out on his journey to Damascus the whole of the known world lay in bondage. There was one state, and it was Rome. There was one master for it all, and he was Tiberius Caesar.

    Everywhere there was civil order, for the arm of the Roman law was long. Everywhere there was stability, in government and in society, for the centurions saw that it was so.

    But everywhere there was something else, too. There was oppression – for those who were not the friends of Tiberius Caesar. There was the tax gatherer to take the grain from the fields and the flax from the spindle to feed the legions or to fill the hungry treasury from which divine Caesar gave largess to the people. There was the impressor to find recruits for the circuses. There were executioners to quiet those whom the Emperor proscribed.

    What was a man for but to serve Caesar?

    There was the persecution of men who dared think differently, who heard strange voices or read strange manuscripts. There was enslavement of men whose tribes came not from Rome, disdain for those who did not have the familiar visage. And most of all, there was everywhere a contempt for human life. What, to the strong, was one man more or less in a crowded world?

    Then, of a sudden, there was a light in the world, and a man from Galilee saying, Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s and unto God the things that are God’s.

    And the voice from Galilee, which would defy Caesar, offered a new Kingdom in which each man could walk upright and bow to none but his God. Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. And he sent this gospel of the Kingdom of Man into the uttermost ends of the earth.

    So the light came into the world and the men who lived in darkness were afraid, and they tried to lower a curtain so that man would still believe salvation lay with the leaders.

    But it came to pass for a while in diverse places that the truth did set man free, although the men of darkness were offended and they tried to put out the light. The voice said, Haste ye. Walk while you have the light, lest darkness come upon you, for he that walketh in darkness knoweth not whither he goeth.

    Along the road to Damascus the light shone brightly. But afterward Paul of Tarsus, too, was sore afraid. He feared that other Caesars, other prophets, might one day persuade men that man was nothing save a servant unto them, that men might yield up their birthright from God for pottage and walk no more in freedom.

    Then might it come to pass that darkness would settle again over the lands and there would be a burning of books and men would think only of what they should eat and what they should wear, and would give heed only to new Caesars and to false prophets. Then might it come to pass that men would not look upward to see even a winter’s star in the East, and once more, there would be no light at all in the darkness.

    And so Paul, the apostle of the Son of Man, spoke to his brethren, the Galatians, the words he would have us remember afterward in each of the years of his Lord:

    Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ has made us free and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.

    – This editorial was written in 1949 by the late Vermont Royster of The Wall Street Journal.

    Published annually by the WSJ in its final issue before Christmas.

  13. 13

    Cue world’s tiniest violin.

    “There are things that I’ve done as vice president that fully demonstrate the strength of my leadership as vice president that have not received the kind of coverage that I think Dobbs did receive,” Harris said.

    She didn’t visit the border, tho. It’s bad enough that Americans laugh at her. Why should she subject herself to laughter by Guatemalans, too?

  14. 14

    YLB’s Xmas Eve service:

    God rest you also, women,
    who by men have been erased,
    Through history ignored and scorned,
    defiled and displaced,
    Remember that your stories too,
    are held within God’s grace.

    Church is just one more place where YLB can be on her knees.

  15. 15

    I think the moral of the story is if your name is Sonstar, don’t name your kid Daystar.

    LA jury convicts Tory Lanez of shooting Megan Thee Stallion

    Lanez, who was put in handcuffs and led to jail while wearing a powder pink coat with matching pants…

    No, YLB, I don’t know if his outfit comes in women’s sizes, too.

  16. 16

    The only prayer that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has to get people to read handbill.us is if he hires this guy to do the weather for that blog:

    Mark Woodley
    @MarkWoodleyTV
    This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.
    8:20 AM · Dec 22, 2022

  17. 17

    My parents have the best two neighbors. A younger couple from China. 20 years ago my mother, retired at the time, would watch their eldest son, after his day in school, until his mother was home from work. The son would come to my parents house until the mother picked him up.

    The sweetest two individuals that you’d ever meet. Not Neanderthals, that’s for sure. In the recent past years the woman neighbor would stop in after work and do some exercise with my mom using a resistance band and small movements.

    She just dropped off a Christmas gift. Literally they have to be the most genuine people in the world. Always helping my parents with small things and checking in on them and dropping off little goodies.

    God Bless true Americans (they became citizens of America) and good people.

    Fuck the bad, may they all die in a plane crash, or be rolled of a cliff.

  20. 20

    @8 “The whole January 6 Committee was in uncharted territory after Pelosi refused to seat the Republican appointees.”

    Get your facts straight. All Pelosi did was not let Ted Bundy sit on his own jury. McCarthy, not Pelosi, kept Republicans off the committee. Pelosi appointed two anyway, over his objections.

    “Imagine the GOP seating its own committee to go after members of The Biden Crime Family. There have to be at least a couple of desperate Democrats serving in the House who would participate.”

    You’re about to get your wish, except there won’t be any Democrats on any committees, standing or temporary, after McCarthy wheels and deals for 218 speaker votes.

    I still think the best outcome is for the Gaetz faction to torpedo McCarthy, and then the Democrats step in with a handful of GOP allies and elect a moderate Republican as speaker.

  21. 21

    Significantly more than a third of Republican voters are still unvaccinated.

    Compare this to less than 9% of Democrat voters.

    Just as China explodes with 40 million cases.

    Follow the plan.

  22. 22

    @9 Because she was a cheerleader, not a player.

    When you read in the newspapers about a Seahawks game, do the sports reporters mention the cheerleaders? Hell, no. Not even once. Ginni is a little girl playing with pompoms.

  24. 24

    @12 The Amazon tribes, Polynesian societies, Mongolians, Chinese, Australian aborigines, Inuits, Mayans, and North American tribes, among others, would’ve been surprised to learn the Roman Empire was the entire known world and Tiberius was their ruler.

    And after a few centuries, that “light of the world” which “set men free” was burning people at the stake for embracing a different form of Christianity than the top-down one that ruled from a papal throne in … Rome.

    Funny how God’s Word always goes to hell when people get ahold of it. Today it gives us Trump, forcing birth on 10-year-old rape victims, and persecution of trans kids.

    The uncontacted peoples of the Amazon rainforest and the isolated residents of North Sentinel Island are fortunate they don’t have to put up with any of this shit.

  25. 25

    @16 Jealous because he’s more popular than you are, and has a bigger audience than you do? So does Handbill.US, for that matter.

  26. 26

    @21 “Follow the plan.”

    The Purple Cross plan?

    I read a couple days ago that over 400 Americans are dying from Covid-19 every day. I assume most of them are Republicans.

  28. 28

    YLB’s Xmas Eve service:

    Dear God,

    Keep your servant Mary Kay, most generous donor to liberal causes, in the best of health. My kids so want to draw straws with her over who pours the gasoline and throws the lit match into the shitpile grave that will be the remains of kommander kreepshit, shitlord of widbee in a coffin made of bricks of its fookin’ munee.

    I’m rooting for Mary Kay, O Lord. She can collect SS for as long as You keep her in good health.

    Merry Christmas,
    Happy New Year.

    Amen.

  30. 30

    @27 You can read the actual decision here, and I encourage all HA readers — lawyers and non-lawyers alike — to do so.

    Tucked away on page 10 is this: “The Court notes the representations of the County Defendants that a motion for sanctions would be forthcoming ….”

    Lake deserves the mockery that surely is coming her way. She lost on every single fucking element of the 2 of 10 claims in her lawsuit the Republican-appointed judge allowed to go to trial. In short, she didn’t present a single meritorious piece of evidence or legal argument. The best her lawyers had was opinion, speculation, and hearsay. Have a nice Christmas, Kari! You’ll get your lawyers’ bill for services rendered in the mail. You’ll get the county’s attorney bill in your next court hearing.

  31. 31

    @28 “She can collect SS for as long as You keep her in good health.”

    Or the next time Republicans control Congress and the White House, whichever occurs first.

  32. 32

    @ 18

    Man, these Ferraro chocolates she brought over are crazy delicious!

    I see we’re back over 400# again, G-clown.

  33. 33

    @ 22

    When you read in the newspapers about a Seahawks game, do the sports reporters mention the cheerleaders? Hell, no. Not even once. Ginni is a little girl playing with pompoms.

    So were 98-plus % of the people who walked through the Capitol rotunda on that sixth day of January last year.

    It’s why pleading guilty to “parading” became a thing. It’s why the J6 committee became a joke.

  35. 35

    @33 The fact that 95 % of the people only walked through the Capitol rotunda after throwing spears, fire extinguishers, and barricades at police and just 5% were seditionists who intended to kill Pence and Pelosi doesn’t make the J6 committee a joke.

    It makes Capitol security need beefing up, and Capitol police willing to shoot to kill. But only the 5%, of course as required to keep Congress safe the next time Baby Hitler tries to violently overthrow our democratically-elected government.

  36. 36

    Twitter is setting all time usage records as far as you poor losers know.

    People gather in the street by the millions in front of my $40 billion trailer to watch it burn.

  37. 37

    A tarot card reader with an enormous TikTok following fingered a college professor as the killer of the 4 Idaho students. I gather that her “evidence” of the professor’s guilt is spiritual channeling, or something like that. Her accusatory videos have gotten millions of views.

    The professor appears to have a rock-solid alibi. But neither that, nor a cease-and-desist letter from her lawyer, persuaded the tarot card reader to stop posting on TikTok that the professor masterminded the murders.

    Instead, in yet another video, she displayed the letter and told her legion of viewers the professor would need to “file actual legal documents in a federal court” asking for the videos’ removal.

    The “actual legal documents” were filed on Wednesday.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/idaho-professor-sues-tiktoker-allegations-killing-4-university-student-rcna63149

    I don’t know much about TikTok, but I gather bigtime TikTokers do it for money, and somehow get paid for content creation based on views.

    If that’s the case, it occurs to me that commercial profits from selling the professor’s reputation, privacy, and safety would belong to the professor. And that’s before calculating tort damages.

    There might be enough money in this for the professor to retire and buy her own island.

  40. 40

    BC Ferries doing their annual Santa tracker on Facebook, beginning with a post of a report from the Ferry Northern Expedition. With the history of the Northern Expedition’s predecessor, they should be looking for obstructions on the radar, not anything in the sky. The NorEx replaced the Queen of tge North.

    https://fb.watch/hDwRGS_hlJ/

    Although according to a real time tracking app, the NOREX just left Port Hardy, nowhere near Prince Rupert.

  42. 42

    BREAKING NEWS
    “Two busloads of migrants were dropped off in front of Vice President Kamala Harris’ residence in Washington, DC, on Christmas Eve in 18 degree weather, a law enforcement source told CNN. The source said there was no one from any organization or aid group on the ground to receive them in front of the Naval Observatory, where the vice president’s home is located. … A separate administration official confirmed the arrival and said law enforcement has estimated that approximately 50 more migrants are inbound and expected late Christmas Eve, likely after 10 p.m. ET …. It’s not clear who is responsible for sending the migrants to the Naval Observatory ….”

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/24/politics/migrants-dropped-off-vice-president-christmas-eve/index.html

    This story says Texas Gov. Greg Abbott was behind it.

    https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2022/12/two-buses-of-migrants-dropped-outside-of-vice-president-kamala-harris-s-home-in-freezing-holiday-weather.html

    If any of them die of exposure, Abbott should be extradited to D.C. to stand trial for murder.

  43. 43

    Ginni is a little girl playing with pompoms.

    It’s too bad Boob has had to keep his under the bed, along with the skirt.

  44. 44

    Thanks to Roger, I’ve been paying for a subscription to WordPress for like two years now, by mistake. I was going to cancel it but I thought well maybe it might come to good use.

    So I think I may start my own blog mostly dedicated to the HN Disease. I think It would be fun!

    Once I do, I’ll possibly share the link here!

  47. 47

    37)Have tge police confirmed the Alibi? Though that never stops the Internet. Suing TikTok might be murky, aren’t they linked to the Chinese Government?

  48. 48

    38)Wonder when was the last time the Russian Navy had competent leaders? Peter the Great? Catherine the Great hired John Paul Jones.

  50. 50

    @ 47

    Suing TikTok might be murky, aren’t they linked to the Chinese Government?

    It’s the Bidens who are linked to the Chinese government.

    Merry Christmas, Railfan.

  51. 51

    @ 42

    If any of them die of exposure, Abbott should be extradited to D.C. to stand trial for murder.

    What to do, then, with First Vegetable Joe Biden and Immigration Czarina Kamala Harris when all of those illegal alien wannabes heading this way on the rumor that the administration will end Title 42 die while crossing the Rio Grande or succumb to thirst and hunger while attempting to cross some desert?

    More than a few of them will die, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  52. 52

    @51 let’s see……one scenario the individual does it to themselves and the other? Well, the other is a fucking wheelchair bound idiot putting them at harm. Forced Birth and forced death, or assisted coerced death at the very least.

    Why not put a gun in some neanderthals hand as he’s arguing with his wife?

    Abbott has Hetero Neanderthal Disease. Breeding will not save him.

  55. 55

    @47 The professor and her husband were in Portland, Oregon, at the time of the murders. She’s suing the tarot card reader, not the TikTok company.

  56. 56

    @51 And Biden will have nothing to do with it. But a governor who loads them on buses, hauls them across country, and dumps them into a winter storm wearing flip-flops and t-shirts absolutely is responsible for what happens to them next. It’s the difference between passive and affirmative, dumbfuck.

  57. 57

    @ 42, 51

    If any of them die of exposure, Abbott should be extradited to D.C. to stand trial for murder.

    Hey, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, what happens if the illegals die of exposure before Abbott’s state teams can even get to them?

    EL PASO, Texas — The streets by the city’s Grey Hound bus station is starting to look more and more like Los Angeles’ Skid Row neighborhood as hundreds of processed and released migrants who illegally crossed the U.S.-Mexico border continue to be dropped off by Border Patrol with nowhere to go.

    The city has declared a state of emergency as local shelters and resources are being stretched thin due to the historic influx of crossings into the El Paso Sector. On Tuesday evening, hundreds of people once again prepared to spend the night outside as temperatures are expected to drop to the low 30’s.

    Why does the Border Patrol abandon illegals in temperatures that low, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit? Is it so First Vegetable Joe Biden can go on TV and say “Those people will pay.” after he fucks over the illegals again?

  58. 58

    @56 “Hey, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, what happens if the illegals die of exposure before Abbott’s state teams can even get to them?”

    The “coyote” faces murder charges.

    Next question: What should happen when Abbott and his state teams are the “coyote”? They should at least be thinking about that, should they not?

  59. 59

    First Vegetable Joe Biden provides zero resistance to illegals who walk into a weather emergency in Texas.

    US Declares Texas Grid Emergency in Arctic Blast
    Small number of power plants cited having difficulties
    Order eases air-pollution limits as power demand hits record

    Not DC. Texas.

    Maybe if a few dozen illegals die before Texas state LEO and border security can get to them to help, First Vegetable Joe Biden and Useless Czarina Kamala Harris will begin to wake up and realize that there really is an emergency resulting from their open border policy.

    Thanks for suggesting that they may have committed federal crimes by not doing their jobs, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  60. 60

    @58 “Thanks for suggesting that they may have committed federal crimes by not doing their jobs, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.”

    That’s quite a stretch, cowboy.

    The bit about Biden not providing “resistance” (sic), which if you meant “assistance,” is a lie.

    Back in March, Sen. Jon Cornyn (R-TX) bragged (here) about voting for a Biden budget bill that “Supports border communities in Texas that absorb the costs from the surge of illegal immigration by directing $130 million to the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA) to compensate these communities.”

    Also “Playing a vital role … are hundreds of NGOs, or non-governmental organizations receiving at least $137 million in federal grants [that] pay for everything from food, shelter, and transportation to legal services that help the migrants ….”

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/ngos-assisting-migrants-who-cross-border-humanitarian-support-abetting-crime

    Abbott’s response was to investigate the NGOs and shut down shelters housing migrant children. Does he want them to die in he desert? Sure looks like it.

    Helpers aren’t criminals, abusers are, dumbfuck. Sad that I have to explain that to you.

  61. 61

    Barron’s is $ 1/week, for a year.

    Still more than Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit can afford to spend.

  62. 62

    Here’s what I’m thinking. Jail a couple of the bus drivers for child abuse and neglect. Then nobody will drive the buses.

    To be completely fair to the bus drivers, announce in advance that you’re going to do it, so they can opt out ahead of time.

  63. 63

    Texas officials gave no heads-up to anyone in D.C. Migrant aid groups in D.C. were prepared for their arrival only because they were tipped off by NGOs in Texas.

    Otherwise, shoeless children in summer clothing would’ve been left freezing on snowy streets in 15-degree temperatures for hours while aid groups scrambled to rescue them.

    So the situation is that private citizens in Texas have to spy on their state government to prevent their governor from torturing helpless children.

    That’s not a problem Texas voters have shown a willingness to fix, but maybe D.C. or federal prosecutors can. It’s hard to believe no laws are being broken. Here’s what I’m thinking: Jail a couple of the bus drivers for child abuse and neglect. Then nobody will drive the buses.

  64. 64

    @60 I get why you’d go for it. I’d also go for it if I was banned from the library, too.

  65. 65

    61 – Simple solution: return all illegals to their country of origin or send them to China. I’m sure the Chinese will be welcoming of some more slave labor.

  66. 66

    @63 All you need do is round up 11 million people, figure out what their country of origin is, charter 55,000 Boeing 737 flights, and feed, clothe, house, and provide medical care for these people while they’re in your custody. And, of course, pay for all this. And then keep them from returning so you don’t have to do it all over again. Very simple. The logistics are no more complicated than, say, fighting World War 2.

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