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Now This: The “doomsday glacier,” explained

Giving 2021 a Farewell Kick in the Nuts:

The Daily Show: Kimberlé Crenshaw, pioneering critical race theory scholar, on why we’re talking about CRT

Chris Hayes: Experts raise alarms about cracking Antarctic ice shelf

The Fraudsters, Fake Fundamentalists, and the Fecal Fucks that make up the Трамп G.O.P.:

Tiffany Cross: Harry Reid’s legacy is the Affordable Care Act former Sen. Al Franken says

Roy Zimmerman: ♫ Is America Ready? ♬:

Full Frontal Rewind: The ultimate case for abortion rights

This Week in ТрампPlague:

Chris Hayes: Alaska records all-time December high of 67 degrees

Ari Melber: : Schumer floats new plan to end McConnell’s obstruction

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Looks like I’m not the only one who figured out that if you change one letter in Jared Schmeck’s name you get a …

  3. 3

    67)Degrees in Alaska in December? In the Summer, Mt. Rainier set it’s own record, I don’t think it’s been in the 70s at Camp Muir anytime of the year.

  5. 5

    Will 2022 be an even better economy than 2021?
    Probably. Democrats will be mostly in charge.

    But as they did all through 2021, “conservatives” will tell lies about everything. And lazy people will believe them, even if only a little bit. But they are still lies.

    And Joe Biden gave us 5.6% GDP.

    How does that compare to recent “conservative” Presidents?
    Trump: 2.3, 3, 2.2, -3.7
    W: 2.2
    Bush 41: 2.2
    Reagan: 3.48
    More evidence of consistent “conservative” failure.
    That’s why they have to lie so much. The truth is never good for them.

  6. 6

    As it becomes clear that The Wuhan will be tied to First Vegetable Joe Biden’s failure to shut down the virus as he promised to do, a rapid reset is occurring on the left. A rundown from Ben Shapiro:

    1. Cloth masks are ineffective against omicron (Leanna Wen, CNN);
    2. The vaccinated can spread and get covid;
    3. The death rate is comparable to the flu (Chris Hayes);
    4. Many people are entering hospitals with covid, not from covid (Fauci);
    5. Natural immunity is a reason omicron hasn’t been as virulent (Fauci);
    6. We have to take into account societal needs, not just spread prevention (CDC);
    7. The asymptomatic should not be tested (NFL);
    8. We should focus on hospitalizations and deaths, not case rate (Biden);
    9. Children are not at risk and schools should remain open;
    10. Covid is predominantly an illness affecting the immunocompromised and elderly and we should not shut down society.

    Next thing you know we’ll have Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit declaring that he is no longer impotent and incontinent.

  8. 8

    @ 5

    And Joe Biden gave us 5.6% GDP.

    How does that compare to recent “conservative” Presidents?
    Trump: 2.3, 3, 2.2, -3.7

    Now let’s do inflation, shall we?

    First Vegetable Joe Biden gave us 6.8%. So far.

    Trump: 2.1, 1.9, 2.3, 1.4.

    No lie.

    Oh. Since imports are a subtraction item in the GDP calculation, the backlog of ships waiting to unload these past few months actually translates to an artificial boost to GDP for First Vegetable Joe Biden.

    When Q1 GDP falls short in 2022, QoS McHillbilly will tell us that it’s because of the deluge in imports once the shipping dock logjam broke.

  10. 10

    … the backlog of ships waiting to unload these past few months…

    Shipspotting for 2022?
    That’ll take faith too.

    EMPTEEEEEEEESHEEEEEEEELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 12

    TrumpThe FuckHump: 2.3, 3, 2.2, -3.7

    Needed to correct that for the record. The GOP failed mother fuckers.

  13. 13

    I wonder how much is in PI’s 401k? Is it possilbe to even have a 401k if your livinghiding under you mother’s basement couch?

    Maybe AGI Bob can help calculate it using his Facebook Calculator.

  14. 14

    @ 9

    What happened to higher gas prices?

    See inflation @ 8.

    Here, YLB, lemme help you out:

    The unexpected drop in gasoline prices in early 2020, as the pandemic paralyzed the U.S. economy, lowered headline inflation by 9 percentage points on an annualized basis. This drop explains nearly all of the temporary decline in inflation during that period. Starting in May, the economy and, hence, gasoline prices began recovering. Inflation briefly spiked in June 2020 as a result. It was only in December 2020, however, that gasoline price shocks started to persistently raise headline inflation.

    In early 2021, the recovery in gasoline prices added as much as 5 percentage points to headline inflation. This effect starting waning later in the summer. In August, gasoline price shocks added a mere 1.8 percent to annualized inflation.

    1.8-5% ain’t nothing. The average of the high and low range values is about the percentage increase in wages in the last year.

  15. 15

    Cuomosexual G-clown @ 11 is a POS.

    AOC: Gee, DeSantis is on vacation while people are dying in Florida.

    FL governor’s office: He’s been here the whole time, and one of the reasons he hasn’t been doing public events is because he has been accompanying his wife to her breast cancer treatments.

    Which, to G-clown, makes DeSantis a POS, for some reason. I bet that reason is because G-clown didn’t read the link before posting it.

    Eric Owens
    @ericowensdc
    ·
    16h
    So it turns out #Desantis was caring for his wife, who has cancer.

    Presuming this story is true, everyone complaining about his whereabouts should feel duly chastened.

    At the end of the day, we are (almost all of us) just people trying to get through.

    G-clown is subhuman.

  17. 17

    Cuomosexual G-clown @ 11 is a POS.

    So prdictable that my post calling DeFuckFace a POS would set the dude off.

    Dude has no clue what my AGI is.

  18. 18

    It seems to me that it’s incredibly unfair that RBG is dead and #CrookedHillary isn’t.

    OTOH: Hey, who said life is supposed to be fair?

    Everyone make sure to donate to the Clinton Foundation!

  19. 19

    FL governor’s office: He’s been here the whole time, and one of the reasons he hasn’t been doing public events is because he has been accompanying his wife to her breast cancer treatments.

    Read some of the comments “Doctor”

    Some of the commentators don’t think his Wife’s condition requires 2 weeks of losing work……

    I do recall that Mayor Pete got the same treatment from you. Fuck off, you failed doctor.

  21. 21

    because G-clown didn’t read the link before posting it.

    Ohhh, I read the link alright, just not a bafoon like you.

  22. 22

    @ 17

    Dude has no clue what my AGI is.

    G-clown, yesterday I posted what we know about Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s wealth, because of his numerous indiscretions on HA. He has embarrassed himself and it has come back to haunt him.

    Your indiscretions, G-clown, are why I was able to back-calculate your AGI. Which reminds me: as a New Year’s resolution, G-clown, you really should make an effort to significantly increase your retirement contributions in 2022 and in future years. You’re not making enough to retire comfortably, unless you move to South Dakota or someplace similarly Brokeback Mountain.

  23. 23

    G-clown already misses Bill de Blasio.

    Sorry, that couldn’t be further from the Truth. I voted for Adams and hope he succedes.

  24. 24

    I was able to back-calculate your AGI.

    The only thing you calculated was your inability to calculate a number.

  25. 25

    G-clown, I hear that when AIDS ravages your brain, the first thing people notice about you is your poor spelling.

    But hey, nobody has done more than you have to earn it.

  26. 26

    Speaking of moving….Monday they start digging the foundatoins for what will be my +/- $600,000 2nd residence in Delaware. Hopefully it will be ready by Memorial Day.

  28. 28

    @25 you ever write a book? No? Why not? Not smart enough? Not creative enough? Makes you preety stupid. A man of your talents – horse fucker, fucked by horse.

  29. 29

    Hey y’all, remember all the braggin’ G-clown did about how little virus there is in NY? Good times, good times.

    NY COVID Cases Shatter All-Time Daily Record With 74K Positives; Omicron Taxes Hospitals

    New York smashes COVID infection record again with 76,555 new cases – up by almost 10,000 in 24 hours- as Omicron-stricken city is warned to brace for closure of another 10 testing sites

    What a life G-clown must live. He subsists on an inadequate income in a shithole now, and he’s gonna have to retire to another shithole somewhere else in order to be able to feed himself.

    At least he never has to buy more than one ticket no matter what he does when he ventures out of his shithole.

  30. 30

    @29 so sad……you get so upset.

    Your FuckHumps really ruined it for many, bunch of germ spreaders. And the young kids, they don’t like masks….what can you do?

  31. 31

    besides I bet NYC (NY State)…..and remember NY State isn’t exactly Blue……sees improvement before anyone else and the rest of the nation will lag later.

    You’re supposed to be a doctor, someone smart enough to know what is going on.

    What’s happening in Florida? Do we even get accurate statistics from that State? Where are all the hospitalizations and deaths concentrated?

    Bob, you are not one to really dive deep. You are a cherry picker.

  32. 32

    DeFuckFack is a real POS, he should have been with his wife instead of coming out in public after 2 weeks. The seriosness of his wife’s condition, he should have been more at her side for a little longer than just 2 weeks.

    He was with her for 2 weeks, then puff, fuck you bitch, It’s Giuliani time! Gots to go grab some Pussy with the FuckHump!

  34. 34

    @5 In yesterday’s news, Trump’s FDIC chief quit. In researching this story for Handbill.US, I learned she was a former bank executive “appointed by Trump to loosen and streamline the strict rules imposed after the 2007-08 financial crisis,” and according to her Wikipedia bio, “Trump officials [wanted] to encourage banks to offer loan products that compete with payday lenders.”

    Yahoo News called it a “power struggle,” and her departure in February will remove “a key remaining obstacle to President Joe Biden’s ambitious banking reform agenda.”

  35. 35

    The bad:

    • Frozen manure takes longer to shovel. The road apples tend to skitter away or get shoved down into the soft snow.

    • Frozen main pipe at the well house for 12 hours meant Tuesday was spent hauling water to the horses from off-site.

    • 2 1/2 hour wait for the ferry Wednesday evening.

    The good:

    • The old guy likes the snow so much he stands outside despite the cold (he’s sheeted – the heavy one for this). Meaning he eliminates outside rather than in the stall. Stall maintenance was a breeze all week.

    • Today we got them to the covered round pen to frolic. One of life’s joys is watching horses having fun with each other – they got their bucks out.

    • You city fucks have no idea what I’m talking about. Good. Stay the fuck with your Ballard RVs and your Pioneer Square druggies.

  36. 36

    @6 Despite “Biden’s failure to shut down the virus,” the majority of voters will realize the alternative is electing Republicans who actively promote the virus’ death and destruction.

    It’s not a perfect choice, but it’s a clear and obvious choice.

  37. 37

    @ 34

    Don’t forget to tell sole handbill.us reader Shortbus that the increased control over banks that Democrats will enjoy means Citigroup won’t be recovering its share losses since Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit took his tiny ownership position nearly as soon.

  38. 38

    The 2021 calendar year ended with First Vegetable Joe Biden’s approval in the RCP average at only 43.1%.

    Biden’s unfavorables, at 52.4%, are worse than Donald Trump’s 51.8%.

  39. 39

    @7 Luciferase = Lucifer, i.e., you’re literally injecting Satan into your body. She must be another product of Bible Belt homeschooling.

    Can’t do math, either. As someone noted in the comments, if the shots contained as much mercury as she claims, they would be 360% mercury.

    If she worked for the CDC, I’m curious what she did there. Typist?

  41. 41

    @8 “First Vegetable Joe Biden gave us 6.8%. So far.”

    For one quarter. In a reopening economy, which even your tribe agrees is better than the shuttered economy in which consumers accumulated mountains of cash, which they proceeded to spend as soon as businesses began reopening. And if there’s one person in the entire country who thinks “so far” will be followed by accelerating (as opposed to receding) inflation, that person is you.

    Which is why everyone else here considers you a dumbfuck.

  43. 43

    @ 41

    A majority of Fed Open Market Committee members foresee three interest rate increases in 2022.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit thinks inflation is like a suntan, gone in weeks.

    It’s not.

  46. 46

    He’s been here the whole time,

    And he’s not going anywhere either.

    Because Trump is running.

    And there’s nothing any “conservative” can do about it.

  49. 49

    @35 The good:

    • I don’t have to shovel manure.

    • My pipes aren’t frozen.

    • I don’t need a ferry ride to shop for groceries.

    The better:

    • My pet buries his poop after pooping in the yard.

    • My pet sleeps when I’m awake, and goes outside when I want to sleep.

    • You country fucks have no idea what it’s like to have heat, lights, running water, flushing toilets, and no poop to shovel.

    More people live in cities than in “the country.” Do you need to ask why? Now ask about urban rabbits. Oh sure, I visit “the country” once in a while. When the farm lettuce is ripe.

  50. 50

    “Pence told the Christian Broadcasting Network in an interview released early this month: ‘I’m not going to allow the Democrats or the national media to use one tragic day in January to demean the intentions of 74 million people who stood with us in our cause.’”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/aquilino-gonell-mike-pence-disgrace-jan-6_n_61cfb64ae4b0bcd21953a917

    Their intentions were to reinstall a white supremacist government, and when they were outvoted by 81 million people, to overthrow the government the majority elected.

    And also to hang Mike Pence.

  51. 51

    “The latest surge, which has sent case numbers exploding across the globe, is fueled by the Omicron variant, the most contagious coronavirus strain yet, health experts say. The virus is now ‘extraordinarily contagious’ and previous mitigation measures that used to help now may not be as helpful, CNN medical analyst Dr. Jonathan Reiner told CNN on Friday. … Now, even a quick, transient encounter can lead to an infection, Reiner added, including if someone’s mask is loose, or a person quickly pulls their mask down, or an individual enters an elevator in which someone else has just coughed. ‘This is how you can contract this virus,’ Reiner said.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/01/health/us-coronavirus-saturday/index.html

    I’m sure glad to be in Seattle, not some Republican deathtrap state, or the red district of Whidbey Isdland.

  52. 52

    You city fucks have no idea what I’m talking about. Good. Stay the fuck with your Ballard RVs and your Pioneer Square druggies.

    Such a fucking sterotyper….I lived in a town of 3000 people with farms all around. My neighbor had 2 horses and 15 steer, and grew shade tobacco. Of which I helped him pick tobacco one year and helped him reroof his tobacco shed with a new metal roof that same year…..while his horse froliced near by.

    You’re so full of shit and yourself (well the same thing and redundant).

  53. 53

    Sounds like Bob is enjoying retirement in the dark ages….now water, no electricity…..with climate change it’s only going to be worse in the future….it will be the dinasour age.

  54. 54

    Oh. And I’ll be dead by Friday. But unlike that oversold fossil RBG, I at least made it to 2021.

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  56. 56

    Some landlord to YLB’s first-born: “Get the fuck out of my rental house, you squatting liberal POS with two mommies.”

    Lawrence H. Summers
    @LHSummers
    ·
    Dec 31, 2021
    Four months after the COVID eviction ban was struck down, it is clear that no vast wave of evictions or evidence of broad suffering has emerged, despite the claims of many. Similar reasoning likely applies to student debt.
    https://jabberwocking.com/the-end-of-the-eviction-moratorium-turned-out-to-be-a-nothingburger/#comments

    https://nytimes.com/2021/11/07/us/evictions-crisis-us.html

  57. 57

    DeSatan brought his “very ill” wife to the COVID Superspreader NYE party. No mask.

    Must be some “new age” alternative treatment.

  58. 58

    @53 He’s living his childhood caveman fantasies.

    Actually, that way of life wasn’t so hot if you had to live it, instead of reading about it in comic books.

  59. 59

    DeSatan brought his “very ill” wife to the COVID Superspreader NYE party. No mask.

    Must be some “new age” alternative treatment.

    It’s called tough love.

  63. 63

    Today Trump bigfooted Illinois CD-15 going after incumbent Republican Rodney Davis and putting his full weight behind a primary challenge from FREEDUMB Caucus Trumpalo and MTG protege Mary Miller, setting up a primary showdown that will push the race into The Ivermectin Zone.

    When the dust settles in November of this year to reveal that the GOP blew their easy layup, it will be Trump’s fault.

    And he’s running in 2024.

  64. 64

    Some landlord to YLB’s first-born: “Get the fuck out of my rental house…

    Apartment.. Rent is paid on time… Health insurance premium paid… non-existent student loan payment unpaid for life.. Adding regularly to investment portfolio and retirement savings..

    yawwwwwn…

    Too bad yours truly has to wait a stretch for the youngest to get his professional creds. A certain pos in widbee might meet “that certain day” before then. That’d be too bad. Wouldn’t have the satisfaction of rubbin’ its nose in it. Heh.

  66. 66

    You city fucks have no idea what I’m talking about. Good. Stay the fuck with your Ballard RVs and your Pioneer Square druggies.

    Our dumbfuck cowboy purchased his manhood at the Hay & Feed Store in Oak Harbor.

    bends over and greases up for a true-life replica blow-up doll of…

    …a mare.

  67. 67

    You can’t hope to understand why “conservative” voters believe the things they say they believe.
    But I think it helps to know what they believe in order to understand the threat.

    In a survey of 2000 registered voters, of those who identified themselves as “Republicans”, only 43% responded that they believed the Jan. 6 domestic terrorists were Trump supporters.
    Republicans responding to the survey broadly disapprove of any investigation of the domestic terror attack, the arrests of the terrorists responsible for the attack, and blame Democrats for the attack.

    78% of Republican registered voters strongly believe that Donald J. Trump has changed the Republican Party for the better.

    https://www.politico.com/f/?id=0000017e-0c1e-dee4-a5ff-ee1ee9db0000

    Trump, and all of his violent, authoritarian extremism, is not some gently fading artifact of the recent “conservative” past that will serve as a restraining cautionary tale for future Republicans.
    Trump is what drives and animates conservatism and the Republican Party today. He is the embodiment of all that they want and aspire to. He’s the party leader in every way.

    He’s running. And they are glad that he’s running.

  68. 68

    You city fucks have no idea what I’m talking about. Good. Stay the fuck with your Ballard RVs and your Pioneer Square druggies.

    Our dumbfuck cowboy purchased his manhood at the Hay & Feed Store in Oak Harbor.

    bends over and greases up for a true-life replica blow-up doll of…

    …a mare.

    you mean Stallion. Did I get the spelling correct?

  73. 73

    Texas election audit demanded by Trump fails to find significant voting issues

    Man Texas could really use that money for Covid.
    But… No worries…Abbot is just begging the Federal government for money…you know the one they hate so much?

    Wasn’t a waste for them though. It propagates the myth of voter fraud, gets people still believing there was voter fraud, and gives them ‘justification’ to further suppress voting. It may shift some fence sitters who never look into the results and those who already believe there was voter fraud will never look at or care about the results.

    All for the low cost of nothing to themselves personally, cause Texans all got to fund it. Yay.

    It’s not about being right. It’s about propagating the myth.

  74. 74

    @ 67

    In the same poll, page 72, only 40% of Democrat (no lean) respondents think GOP congressional representatives are very responsible for the January 6 riots.

    Your messaging would be better if it was accompanied by a fact here and there, QoS McHillbilly. But then even fewer Democrats would blame Cruz and Cotton. Which explains your lie.

    Also in the same poll, pp 105-8, 82% of Biden voters and 57% of Trump 2020 voters found the rioters themselves very responsible for what happened. Blaming the politicians for behavior by thugs isn’t working now, and it won’t work in 2022 or 2024, either.

    Finally, beginning on page 316 the respondents are asked about their top issue. In virtually all demographic categories the plurality responded that, basically, It’s the economy, stupid. HA resident unserious twat YLB will be devastated to learn that only 9% of Democrats vote primarily based on womens’ issues, and even among Dem women respondents it’s only 13%. Only 3% of Democrat respondents vote primarily on education issues.

    As inflation persists and the Fed increases its rates three times in 2022 leading up to the midterms, think about that, QoS McHillbilly.

  75. 75

    Your messaging … Which explains your lie.

    No lie.

    My “messaging” is just what I said. That you, and Every Other Republican You Know are highly approving of and enthusiastic for “four more years of Trump” and all that this would entail.

    Maybe even twenty.

    In your isolated bubble, surrounded by frozen pipes and manure, you could be forgiven for missing the point. But far too many “moderates” and “centrists”, particularly in the media, are pretending to themselves right now that Trump is safely in the rear view mirror, and that “conservative” Murica is slowly returning to the old normal.

    My “messaging” is that the danger of radical authoritarianism is greater than ever. Because the very people who tried to overturn a lawful, democratic election outcome are still with us, still running a couple of dozen rural gun-hugger states, and still calling for armed uprising and violent response to their election losses. Your ongoing “audits” are not intended to produce lawfully actionable results. They are intended to produce suicide bombers wearing pipe-bomb vests and “alternate slates” of fake electors surrounded by armed vigilantes named “Spaz”.

    The change is permanent. Jan 6 is permanent.

  76. 76

    Finally, beginning on page 316 the respondents are asked about their top issue. In virtually all demographic categories the plurality responded that, basically, It’s the economy, stupid.

    You lose.

    The 2021 Biden economic miracle surpasses anything you have ever had to offer or anything you’ve ever been capable of offering. “Conservatives” would transfer trillions to the investor class, crater the economy into a Great Depression and then start a thermonuclear war with China to distract from it.

  77. 77

    @ 75

    That you, and Every Other Republican You Know are highly approving of and enthusiastic for “four more years of Trump” and all that this would entail.

    Absolutely a lie. Here’s proof:

    CBS News poll Dec 27-30, question 15 (p 30)

    “What would you like to see Donald Trump do right now?”

    24% of Republican respondents chose “Not seek the
    presidency again at all”.

    I see you have renewed your pledge to be an asshole for another year, QoS McHillbilly.

  78. 78

    As he quotes poll data QoS McHillbilly very much wishes that y’all would not remember this:

    Peter J. Hasson
    @peterjhasson
    · Nov 18, 2018
    67 percent of Democrats believe it is “definitely true” or “probably true” that “Russia tampered with vote tallies in order to get Donald Trump elected.” There is no evidence of Russia tampering with vote tallies.

    We rejected #CrookedHillary all by ourselves.

  79. 79

    It’s gotten so bad that Cuomosexual G-clown requires strangers to wear a mask, – and yet no condom – when they line up for their turns to sodomize him in the greasy alley behind the gay bar.

  80. 80

    77,
    Either I’m lying, or “y’all” are lying.

    Seven hundred and twenty five “Antifa Crisis Actors” arrested since Jan 6, as well as your “FB friends from CO” all say it’s you.

    Character is destiny, Bob.
    Yours was set when you threw in with Team “KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN GUN”. You only confirmed it when you fabricated fake CDC cards to discredit a lifesaving vaccine.

  81. 81

    @ 80

    165 guilty pleas. 145 of which are misdemeanors.

    Oh. 40 charges of conspiracy, about 38 of which will be dropped after all of the discovery adjudications are completed.

    Meanwhile, 3% of Democrats favor violence if they don’t get their way, according to the poll referenced @ 77. Using the rationale of this asswipe:

    Goldy Retweeted

    Geoff Garin
    @geoffgarin
    Per @CBSNewsPoll, 7% of Trump voters say Trump should try to become president right now by force if necessary. That’s over 5 million people.

    “that’s over 2.4 million Democrats“.

    40 rioters vs. 2.4 million Democrats.

  82. 82

    78,
    A Louise Mensch push poll question from FOX?

    You’ll need to do better than that to distract from the inescapable facts that:
    – Trump is running;
    – He will be your nominee;
    – He tried to overturn an election that he lost;
    – The methods he selected for doing that were criminal;

    Hey Bob!
    What percentage of Republicans believe in angels?
    Almost as many who believe Trump was the winner in 2020.

    “Y’all” lost. Badly. Fat, saggy asses kicked all over.

    To a sweater wearin’ grandpa with a stutter.
    And you can’t wait to do it again.

  83. 83

    …about 38 of which will be dropped after all of the discovery adjudications are completed.

    Don’t do that. You don’t understand what you wrote there.
    It won’t turn out well for you.

    The federal criminal conspiracy statute is very one-sided.
    A single predicate act in furtherance of any agreement, even if the agreement produces no outcome, criminal or otherwise.

  84. 84

    145 of which are misdemeanors.

    Like it’s “no biggee”?

    Prove it.*

    Go take a shit on the steps of the U.S. Courthouse in Seattle.
    You like making up fake shit. Call in a fake bomb threat. You can do that without even having to climb out of your power assist chair. Try that one on for size, asshole.

    You go spend the next twelve months defending yourself against a misdemeanor federal charge. Then another eleven months serving. See for yourself if it’s “no biggee”.

    All seven hundred of your Proud Boy Girlfriends are fucked.
    And remember this: they did it to themselves with the able assistance and encouragement of your next nominee. Go ahead and join them if you think there’s nothing to that.

    *Here’s how confident I am that you’re a lying coward. I just incited a criminal act. I could be charged and go to jail for that.
    But only if you go through with it. Here’s your chance, pussy.
    Send me to jail.

    PS – this also provides you with a useful and instructive lesson on conspiracy. All that is lacking now is a single act in furtherance.

  85. 85

    only 9% of Democrats vote primarily based on womens’ issues

    Awesome so many came out to vote out a serial sex assaulter..

    Depressing that same serial rapist turned out 10 million more dipshits like our seriously deranged rapey troll.

    But for once, good overcame the always wrong. Gotta look on the bright side once in a while..

    And.. on “that certain day”, the.world.will.be.a.better.place…

  86. 86

    Watching the Seahawks beat up on some cats. Well, with the Detroit Lions, who doesn’t. At least Tampa Bay had some excitement with a Antonio Brown up and quitting in a spectacular way.

  87. 87

    @85 What the dumbfuck didn’t mention is that in elections decided by 2 or 3 percent, the Democrats will happily gather in that 9%.

  88. 88

    @82 All of what you say is true, but don’t underestimate the determination or persistence of these brownshirts. They’re not finished with our democracy or civil rights yet.

  89. 89

    @77 According to that poll, 57% of Republicans believe the Jan. 6 rioters were “defending freedom,” and — weirdly — 41% believe most of the rioters were “left leaning” groups.

    It would be easy to conclude from this hat the near-majority of Republicans who think the rioters were commies also think they were “defending freedom” …

    … but this assumes Republican thought processes are more connected than they really are. A Republican brain resembles spaghetti more than it resembles a highway.

  91. 91

    24% of Republican respondents chose “Not seek the
    presidency again at all”.

    That’s alot different from asking those same 24% if they would vote for The FuckHump if he were the Repuke Nominee versus any Dem candidate.

    Bob you cherry pick and don’t see the light, you are a blind bat shit dumb.

  92. 92

    And besides…..does it really matter if they vote for him or not……they’ll just kill cops or take over the military and have another insurrection.

    Bob go fuck your nonsense. You Dipshit….go join the Q group you fucking moron.

  93. 93

    The Insurrection Traitor Dirtbag is hiding……Any mention of January 6th and The FuckHump and he runs away. When he returns it will be drivel, drivel, drivel.

    The Dirtbag is in hiding.

  94. 94

    Bob is a fraud. He knows it. He knows he enjoys a fascist pig. He knows he hates cops and LEO and the military, unless they are of the fascist kind. He hates the Constituion. He hates Freedom. He is a fraud.

    He is slime that should crawl back under a rock.

  95. 95

    MTG now permanently kicked off Twitter for spreading dangerous lies and threatening Democrats.

    J.D. Vance is furious.
    So-called “intellectual moderate” Republican is now calling for a government takeover of social media companies in order to force them to provide a platform for lying, right-wing, white nationalists.

    In other words, he wants to cherry pick the idea of seizing control of private businesses from the “Soshyulists”, then use that state control of businesses to impose a right-wing nationalist agenda.
    Nationalism combined with socialism.

    Why does that sound familiar?

  96. 96

    The Loser drafted a letter in December of 2020 ordering the FBI and the National Guard to seize ballots, election records, and voting equipment from states where The Loser failed.

    The draft letter cited “national security” as the basis for the seizure of votes.

    But the letter is being withheld from the House committee investigating the effort to overturn the election on the grounds that the letter is “confidential attorney work product”.

    It can’t be both.

    If the “lawful” purpose of taking over an election from sovereign state authorities is “national security” then any such “attorney work product” is on behalf of the United States, and not on behalf of the private individual herein referred to as The Loser.

    And if the “attorney work product” is being performed on behalf of the private individual herein referred to as The Loser in pursuit of the private interests of The Loser, then it cannot be in pursuit of “national security”.

    The interests of The Loser and the interests of “national security” are not the same. And any authority endowed upon the Executive under Article II specifically excludes the private interests of The Loser. Any seizure of ballots, records, or equipment on behalf of The Loser in pursuit of the private interests of The Loser would be unlawful by definition.

    So either the letter is not privileged work product of an attorney advising The Loser and must be turned over upon presentation of a lawful subpoena, or the letter documents a criminal conspiracy undertaken by The Loser and his private advisors to unlawfully use the authority of the office of The Presidency to seize control of the elections in the states where The Loser failed.

    Either way it has to be turned over.
    There is no privilege with respect to criminal evidence, whether attorney-client privilege or Executive privilege.

  97. 97

    @95 “J.D. Vance … is now calling for a government takeover of social media companies in order to force them to provide a platform for lying, right-wing, white nationalists.”

    Sounds like communism to me. Sounds a lot like China.

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