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Comments

  1. 1

    Wasn’t there supposed to be another lawsuit from the pillow guy that will overturn the election?

  3. 3

    So happy the three Dumbfucks in GA will be seeing a jail for the rest of the most of their lives. Driving so I have to keep it short, otherwise I’d elaborate on why and it.

    I hope they and the rest of the Repukes are happy with Rittenhouse in their notch

  4. 4

    The tyranny of traffic signals. There is no need for traffic signals if people weren’t people. Guns don’t kill people!

  5. 5

    @ 4

    There is no need for traffic signals if people weren’t peoplewould stop spewing into little-read blogs while @ 3 driving.

    Now do reverse transcriptase inhibitors and HIV, ya sick fuck.

  6. 6

    Just imagine the Democrat response if President Trump prevented people traveling from these eight nations from entering the US.

    Kaitlan Collins
    @kaitlancollins
    · 22h
    News: Starting Monday, Biden will restrict travel from South Africa & seven other countries after a new variant emerged. Acting on advice from Dr. Fauci & the CDC, the US will restrict travel from South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Namibia, Lesotho, Eswatini, Mozambique & Malawi.

    Or just read some news articles from early 2020 and you won’t have to imagine at all.

  7. 7

    @5 Somebody’s peed in his oatmeal this morning. Being a pathetic pitiful little troll right out of the gate.

  8. 8

    @6 It’s pretending that Democrats have a double standard to deflect from the unescapable fact that Republicans do double standards all the time. Accuse your opponent of doing what you are doing.

    Besides, rabbit already shot you down over this argument yesterday, I guess you forgot about the smackdown

  9. 9

    Evidence of seriousness… …is Sen. Ted Cancun slipping off to a tropical resort to escape the consequences of free market capitalism while Texans freeze to death, and then blaming it on his daughters.

  11. 11

    I don’t understand. Wouldn’t it just be easier to burn the whole city to the ground, like the libbies do?

    Courtney Sisk
    @Courtney_SiskTV
    · 20h
    Volunteers, with the help of Waukesha Fire Dept crews are building a wheelchair ramp for an 8 year old expected to come home tomorrow! The child was injured in the Waukesha parade attack. @WISN12News

    After all, this was a domestic terrorist attack. Isn’t the proper response to bad shit the creation of even more bad shit?

    ’cause it is where libbies gather in large numbers.

  14. 14

    @11. Anyone know what victimhood and grievance the greedy racist incel is whining about?
    Is it that sometimes property damage happens when people protest murder and lynching? Do you think in it’s world, a car lot had more value than liberal human lives?

  16. 16

    JK Rowling has reached out personally to The Even Bigger Fucking Moron to inform him that her Harry Potter books are just fiction.

  17. 17

    @12. The keyboard warrior is hoping the 18 year old murderer will fight his battles for him. Reminds me of Vietnam stories. Or maybe it can feel more alive if he rides the 18 year murder’s coattails. Stolen valor and all that. It’s not like it did anything except repost in a blog it says nobody reads.

  18. 18

    @ 14

    Do you think in it’s world, a car lot had more value than liberal human lives?

    Do you think that in Rosenbaum’s world and in Huber’s world there exists a concept that the “right” to torch a car lot isn’t worth dying for?

    I think it is quite possible that, in his last living moments, JoJo might have come to that realization.

  19. 19

    @ 17

    Reminds me of Vietnam stories.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron reminds me of a homosexual Forrest Gump.

  20. 20

    @16. I’m sure in it’s head, that slur was a damming insult, but that’s next level non sequitur. That’s Dennis Miller on coke level obscure. Will it’s next text be “The Even Bigger Fucking Moron is more stupid than a Prozac-popping June Cleaver hot-tubbing with Mother Teresa”?

  21. 21

    @18. Except in the real world, those two were NOT setting fire to the car lot. The Magateen murdered them anyway.
    Are you saying it’s fine that people can be murdered for what they might do? Does that death penalty apply to conservatives and the things they might do??

  22. 22

    @ 21

    In the real world, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, those two were providing Kyle Rittenhouse with the legal right to defend himself with deadly force. This was acknowledged by a jury of his peers.

    Own it.

  23. 23

    The judge and jury nullified the charges. He’s now a free man who murdered two people and got away with it. In the tradition of judges and juries of the south, for decades. Own it.

  24. 24

    Evidence of seriousness is… …Republican leaders in Congress spending months swearing blood oaths to block Biden’s infrastructure bill that TFG failed to accomplish for four years, then running home for the Thanksgiving holiday to brag about getting things done.

  25. 25

    Probably.

    The Pilgrims Were Queer
    Dig into the history and you’ll see plenty of early American colonizers were super gay—and their compatriots had views of it that were complicated, to say the least.

    Today I learned that super gay is a term with numerous definitions. I also learned that there apparently was more than one reason for putting men into stocks back in the day.

  27. 27

    25 I am a liberal gay man and i dont think about super gay pilgrims or stocks. Thats something Missouri s straight republican ex governor was in into. He liked inflicting bondage and blackmail on his mistress. There is a meme that repressed people are much more into bondage and s&m than liberals who don’t need non consensual sex fantasy to get laid. Just saying. Talk to your doctor.

  28. 28

    @5 There’s always been a need for traffic signals, so towns could make ends meet, Tim Eyman’s red light camera initiatives notwithstanding. You’ve probably contributed to a few municipal budgets yourself.

  30. 30

    @11 So now you’re calling contractors who donate their labor to aid victims of a fleeing felon terrorists?

  31. 31

    @12 “The 18-year-old said Tuesday night that he’s considering changing his name. He may also grow a beard and will try to lose some weight. Plus, he’s moving out of Illinois to parts unknown. ‘America,’ was the only answer he’d give.”

    Here is someone who appreciates how hard it is for a serial killer to openly function in free society, where social relations aren’t quite as simple as they are in a jailyard.

  35. 35

    @19 Having served with real heroes I can assure you that you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about.

  36. 36

    @21 He’s expressing the right’s shoot-them-on-sight mentality.

    Sooner or later this will lead to them shooting each other.

    In some cases and places (Texas), they already are.

  37. 37

    @22 A mentally unstable juvenile crossing state lines to patrol a riot with an AR-15 doesn’t have a “right” to shoot anybody, least of all someone “armed” with a plastic bag containing socks and a toothbrush.

    The legal standard of guilt is “beyond a reasonable doubt,” dumbfuck. That means our legal system gives the benefit of doubt to asswipes like Kyle. If Grosskreutz had used his handgun, instead of exercising the restraint that Killer Kyle should have exercised, chances are he would’ve gotten the benefit of doubt, too.

    This little turd isn’t a hero. At best he’s a blubbering baby with terrible judgment who got a break from a jury because of his youth and immaturity.

  38. 38

    @23 Calling him a “man” is a bridge too far. Several bridges too far. Being under the age of legal responsibility at the time, he’s what the law in the old days called an “infant.” (A legal term of art then used in contracts and other legal instruments to describe a minor.) In his case, the term is apt.

  39. 39

    @26 “$300 on cookware”

    That still looks like a lot to an unemployed doctor who gets his at Goodwill.

  40. 40

    @34 If you see a flash, it’s probably a red-light camera, not a camera for other purposes. I’ve read that newer red-light cameras use infrared to enhance the license plate, so you won’t see them flash, but the flash is still there.

  41. 41

    40)Just concerned about inadvertently causing an accident at night. The flash isn’t annoying to me, tho. Just that I see the one at MLK Jr Way and McClellan is getting a lot of use. Downhill, there is a trick that Seattle Transit drivers would do on what is now Rt14 that the police and supervisors frowned upon, but could slow down traffic behind the bus. Wiring the stretch so the 14 could get to Mount Baker TC took all the fun out if the shortcut they used to take back tp Atlantic Base.

  45. 45

    44)The F-35, tried to do too much with one airframe. Thought the Pentagon learned from TFX.At least the only ally that bought the F-111 was Australia. At least the F-35B has worked great with a few navies, just not the US Navy yet. Although VMFA-211 F-35Bs were with 617 Squadron RAF F-35Bs aboard HMS Queen Elizabeth.

  46. 46

    Kyle Rittenhouse said he may change his name. What should it be?

    If he changes his name he probably should think about countries too?

    I mean any Republican Pol will get him a cushy job, but if that’s the case then why change your name? You should be set for life?

  48. 48

    Way to go Eagles. Beat Northern Iowa on the Inferno to advance to the 2nd Round of the FCS, then the Basketball team beats WSU in Pullman.

  49. 49

    I don’t understand. Wouldn’t it just be easier to burn the whole city to the ground, like the libbies do?

    Kind of like Lara Trump and the FuckHump and the rest of the Repukes burning down Democracy and Justice.

  50. 50

    I don’t understand. Wouldn’t it just be easier to burn the whole city to the ground, like the libbies do?

    Kind of like Lara Trump and the FuckHump and the rest of the Repukes burning down Democracy and Justice.

  51. 51

    don’t need non consensual sex fantasy to get laid. Just saying. Talk to your doctor.

    In Bob’s case, the horse isn’t capable of providing consent.

  53. 53

    Not sure red like cameras need a flash but if one flashes and hurts my eyes then I’ll sue the Tyrannical Tyrants!

  55. 55

    Evidence of seriousness is… …calling it “cancel culture” when Rep. Boebert is forced to apologize for being a lying racist asshole.

  56. 56

    Evidence of seriousness is… …the first Republican House member to use her seat in Congress as a stage to drive traffic to her OnlyFans account.

  57. 57

    @54-56
    Republicans flooding the zone with shit and then calling themselves victims when it sticks to them.

  61. 61

    This NBA player’s brave actions have motivated YLB to make a political statement of her own.

    Enes Kanter is reportedly set to make a big change as he gets ready to become a U.S. citizen. Kanter, who has been the most outspoken NBA player on geopolitical issues concerning China’s human rights abuses, as well as Tibet, Hong Kong and Taiwan’s fight for freedom, will reportedly change his name. According to The Athletic on Sunday, Kanter is going to legally change his name to Enes Kanter Freedom. Kanter will reportedly be his middle name and Freedom his last name.

    YLB plans to change her legal name to Ms. Free Shit.

  63. 63

    First there was Liz Warren. Bitch wanted out of Texas but needed a scam to do it.

    Then there was Rachel Dolezal. Her parents taught her not to be the type of girl to do full-spread, so all she had to work with were tanning salons and bronzer.

    Now there’s Moose Squaw:

    New York Post
    @nypost
    · 22h
    Canada’s indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa loses job when ancestry claims prove false https://trib.al/ToAnpZK

    Good point here, and one ol’ Liz could have learned from:

    Noam Blum
    @neontaster
    ·
    20h
    This story is hilarious because she could have gotten away with it if she hadn’t been increasingly obnoxious about her elaborate heritage to the point that people got annoyed and suspicious.

    What did Liz in was “Pow Wow Chow”. Wasn’t even her recipe.

  64. 64

    This new African ban is designed to make it harder for people possibly infected with a new, extremely worrisome variant of an already serious virus to immigrate to the United States. It’s essentially the same thing the previous president did, and skin color had nothing to do with it in either case.

    Joe Biden
    @JoeBiden

    United States government official
    · Feb 1, 2020
    Trump further diminished the U.S. in the eyes of the world by expanding his travel ban. This new “African Ban,” is designed to make it harder for black and brown people to immigrate to the United States. It’s a disgrace, and we cannot let him succeed. https://medium.com/@JoeBiden/stat

  65. 65

    The Even Bigger Fuckng Moron will like this, if he ever learns to understand it:

    Omicron is an anagram of moronic.

  66. 66

    The struggle to avoid admitting it was domestic terrorism continues.

    CNN
    @CNN
    · 3h
    Waukesha will hold a moment of silence today, marking one week since a car drove through a city Christmas parade, killing six people and injuring scores of others.
    https://cnn.it/3I1n2AL

  67. 67

    And if Merrick Garland DOES charge them, we have QoS McHillbilly’s repeated comments about prosecutorial overcharging in an effort to secure a guilty plea for something less to dicsuss.

    If Merrick Garland Doesn’t Charge Trump and His Coup Plotters, Our Democracy Is Toast

  70. 70

    It was roughly one week ago that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wanted y’all to believe that domestic terrorist Waukesha Dreadlocks dude is white.

  71. 71

    @ 69

    Evidence of seriousness is…

    Michael Avanetti.
    Christine Blasey Ford.
    Julie Swetnick.
    Eric Swalwell.
    Adam Schiff.
    Joy Reid.
    Joy Behar.
    Chris Cuomo.

    Need I go on? There are plenty on each side.

  73. 73

    @71 Wherein troll bats 1-for-8, which actually isn’t all that bad for a dumbfuck and minor league washout.

  75. 75

    @64 “It’s essentially the same thing the previous president did, and skin color had nothing to do with it in either case.”

    Right, and it was only a coincidence that nearly all Muslims are non-white. That one was all about non-Christians, and had nothing to do with public health.

    The virus has killed 776,612 Americans (today’s count). Muslim travelers have killed -?- Americans.

    Another epic Doctor Dumbfuck fail.

  77. 77

    71,
    I notice only two of those names are serving in Congress.

    And somehow neither one of them has ever threatened the life of a President, a fellow member, or entertained us with tales of JOO SPACE LASER MOON BASE.

    And they never will.

    Because they are not Republicans.

    This is how you get four more years of Biden/Harris

  78. 78

    About Darrel Brooks.. At first I thought this messed up guy was no more a “terrorist” than the nutcase who shot up a movie premiere..

    But look over the racism motivated killings of the past years. Was Patrick Wood Crusius a “domestic terrorist”? I’d say so.. His murder spree was motivated by racist ideology. 23 people died..

    Darrel Brooks seemed to blame all his mistakes and misfortune on white people and jews. He believed Hitler was right about Jews. That shit alone was stupid beyond belief.

    The definition of domestic terrorism includes “acts dangerous to human life.. to intimidate or coerce a civilian population”.. At a quick glance, it seems that was what Brooks wanted to do. It also might come out that the dude was off its meds.

    We’ll see in due course.. but of course that doesn’t stop dimfuks from dimfuking.

  79. 79

    …it was domestic terrorism…

    I’m just going to assume, since I’ve heard absolutely zero about any political connection, that the desperate pussy is making shit up again.

    Not every mass killing is terrorism. There is an actual legal definition. It applies to Jan. 6th. It does not apply to a career criminal high on P2P fleeing police after a knife fight.

  80. 80

    78,
    George Zimmerman had a doc’d history of racial animus and violence. That didn’t make his murder of Trayvon Martin a “terrorist” act. There needs to much more actual evidence of specific intent.

  81. 81

    Joseph Goebbels would be proud of the greedy racist incel repeating a lie over and over, getting more extreme each rendition. Rabbit already explained that he didn’t say the driver was white, he referenced a photo claiming the guy was white. You would think you could remember that. Should we start calling your our “conservative vegetable”?
    http://horsesass.org/friday-ni.....nt-1443891

  82. 82

    Remember the script.
    If the person is white and conservative, he’s an individual who acted alone.
    If the person is of color or liberal, he’s part of a terrorist movement and all people of that group are be assume to be part of it.

  83. 83

    @81 “Should we start calling your our ‘conservative vegetable’?”

    Seems appropriate.

  84. 84

    @81 “Rabbit already explained that he didn’t say the driver was white, he referenced a photo claiming the guy was white.”

    Insisting otherwise is dimfuk’s Little Lie, which he can’t resist telling, because he’s a dumbfuck.

  86. 86

    85,
    Only one small problem.
    Mr. Safety School, Esq. has actually never told the truth even once since he first slithered into the light of a television studio.

    What makes you think he’s starting now?

  88. 88

    Faucci told Crud to go stuff it!

    Love when a Repuke sticks his foot up his own ass

  89. 89

    @ 80

    That didn’t make his murder of Trayvon Martin a “terrorist” act. There needs to much more actual evidence of specific intent.

    I see. As in, to be called a domestic terrorist the Waukesha Dreadlocks Dude shoulda done somethin’ damning, like show up at a school board meeting and make the point that the school isn’t doing enough to protect a child from harm caused by another student.

    It’s a high bar to be labeled a terrorist. Unless you’re doing something that a liberal doesn’t like, in which case you’re not just a terrorist, you’re a Nazi and a racist, too.

  90. 90

    89 Because in the conservative vegetable’s world, a boy in a dress is so much worse than 11 year old girls being forced to give birth to their rapist’s offspring. The vegetable was outraged about the first, utterly silent about the second.

    I went to my local school board meeting earlier this month. That rabid pack of book burners were egging each other on, with call and responses of “Amen” and “Cowards” from the mob. One person went so far as to say the board must be pedophiles themselves since they had not pulled the offensive books since the last board meeting.

    Section 802 of the USA PATRIOT
    A person engages in domestic terrorism if they do an act “dangerous to human life” that is a violation of the criminal laws of a state or the United States, if the act appears to be intended to: (i) intimidate or coerce a civilian population.

    That mob of xhristian book burning bullies was trying hard to intimidate or coerce a civilian population of school board members.

    And given the new republican standard, the school board can then murder all of them, and walk away as free people, because “they feared for their lives”.

  91. 91

    89,
    It meets the legal standard under the USA Patriot Act allowing the FBI to investigate.

    A guy in an SUV running from local cops who mows down pedestrians is not a federal matter.

    A guy who stashes pipe bombs in an SUV in order to shut down Congress and steal an election is.

  92. 92

    89,
    pretending to yourselves that this is all a political thing will undo you the way it undid Trump’s presidency. You began 2017 with unified and unchallenged control over all of it. Now only four years later you are struggling with all your might for a limited comeback in the House. And in the process you are setting the terms of your political brand for decades to come.

    Remember, he did it all to himself.
    It was his AG, DAG, FBI, and Special Counsel that he unleashed upon himself by lying about it all being a political “WEEEETCH HUNT”.

    By creating a statutory definition for “domestic terrorism” and implementing guidance, USA Patriot empowers the FBI to go deep dive into banking and other financial records of U.S. citizens and political groups. A lot rides on whether or not Amy Kremer and Ali Alexander had the tech wherewithal to conceal the Jan 6 money trail from the forensic accounting guys at FBI.

    Fuck around and find out.

  93. 93

    @89 “show up at a school board meeting and make the point that the school isn’t doing enough to protect a child from harm caused by another student”

    Would it be different if they disrupted a school board meeting and made threats against the board members over something that isn’t taught in public schools?

  94. 94

    @93,
    Evidence of seriousness is… …defending the freedom of political radicals to issue credible death threats to local public servants.

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