Parody Project: ♫ Environmentally Resigned (a parody of “Gentle on My Mind”) ♬
Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ First 100 Days ♬
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
Race in America:
- Trevor: The war over teaching America’s racist history in schools
- VICE News: The Black church that could bankrupt the Proud Boys
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Marjorie Taylor Greene “America First” Campaign Song ♬
- Bill Maher: The BIG LIE
- Chris Hayes: Tennessee GOP wants to Whitewash history by banning lessons on systemic racism
- VICE News: What mothers of police brutality victims want you to know
- Rachel Maddow: Republicans fear new voting restrictions could backfire on their own voters
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Can Tweet Any Time That I Want, Dotard Can’t ♬
- Desi Lydic FAUXplains: Is America a racist country?
Winlar: ♫ You got the right to love ♬
WaPo: How Kamala Harris is approaching her historic vice presidency
Lauren Mayer: ♫ I’m Fine (With an Asterisk) ♬
Liars, Grifters, Incompetents, and Other Types of Republicans:
- Rachel Maddow: Biden’s DOJ charges Трамп with ‘obstruction’ after shocking ‘proof’ request to Bill Barr
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans Have a Gigantic Ass (in Florida) ♬
- The Late Show: Woodland creatures rally to Leader McCarthy
- Legal Eagle: Lockdown fighters?
- Keith Olbermann: Spying on the WaPo underscores it. Biden must decapitate GOP threat
- Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard delights in Mitt Romney getting booed & Michael Flynn can’t recite the Pledge of Allegiance
- Trevor: The GOP pushes out Liz Cheney & conspiracy theorists take over Arizona’s recount
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Poor Li’l Tuck’ms (for Tucker Carlson, with thanks to Joy Reid) ♬:
- Seth Meyers: Sen. Amy Klobuchar reacts to Трамп’s Facebook ban
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces he has a blog
- Amber Ruffin: How the Jan. 6th Capitol riot was organized in broad daylight
- Samantha Bee: Matt Gaetz and the Republican double standard
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ted Cruz Lullaby ♬
- Legal Eagle: Don’t write down all your crimes
- Ari Melber: Giuliani criminal raid has Трамп worried
- The Late Show: Problematic Prince praises FAUX News
- Seth Meyers: DeSantis signs voter suppression law on FAUX
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans and Liz Cheney ♬
- Al Franken: Mitch McConnell and Tim Scott’s disingenuous responses to Biden’s speech
- Bill Maher: Sex, drugs & GOP
- Rachel Maddow: “Deliverables were delivered”—Despite denials, much of the Giuliani case is on the record
- The Late Show: Drone supports Kilmeade’s kid clapback
- Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani claims Трамп’s DOJ searched his iCloud account in 2019
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп is Giving Speeches Now at Weddings ♬
- Samantha Bee: Republican attacks on trans athletes are escalating
- Mark Fiore: The first one hundred days of never-mindism
- Amber Ruffin: Rudy Giuliani & Sen. John Kennedy played stupid games, won stupid prizes
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Cruz Dines with Трамп, Трамп Devours Cruz ♬:
- Jimmy Kimmel: Sweaty Teddy has dinner with The Dotard & Facebook upholds Трамп ban
- J-L Cauvin: Трамп REACTS to being banned from Facebook AGAIN!
- Now This: GOP lawmakers introduce 90+ anti-protest bills
- Ari Melber: Giuliani criminal probe bombshell—SDNY vet says “more going on” after raid
- The Late Show: Mitt Romney narrowly escapes GOP booing
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The ‘Steel’ Dossier? ♬
- Robert Reich: The Republican re-brand exposed
- Seth Meyers: Republicans lash out at Liz Cheney for not supporting Трамп’s Big Lie
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Bamboo”, A Song of the Maricopa County Vote Recount Debacle ♬
- Legal Eagle: Giuliani’s iCloud seized
- Joy Reid: On Tucker Carlson’s many failures
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Castrati ♬
- The Daily Show: Ted Cruz—The booger on the lip of democracy
Legal Eagle: Do students have First Amendment rights?
The Remix Bros: ♫ JOE.I.AM’s Americans Always Get Up ♬
AJ+: How to end homelessness in the U.S
This Week in ТрампPlague:
- Trevor: The U.S. may never reach herd immunity & U.K. runs a massive COVID experiment
- WaPo: Pres. Biden outlines “new phase” of coronavirus vaccination campaign
- Now This: ♫ Roll up your sleave ♬
- Jaboukie Young-White: Eating in public after quarantine—Dos and don’ts
- Jimmy Kimmel: A message for people who don’t want the COVID vaccine:
- Now This: Health care workers share thoughts about anti-vaxxers
- Seth Meyers: Things to keep after the pandemic
- Greeman: Anti-vaxers, climate denial and the threat to democracy
- Rachel Maddow: Bizarre excuse behind cuckoo GOP-led vote audit
- Now This: Mazie Hirono on COVID-19 Hate Crimes Act
- VICE News: How addicts survived COVID
- Jimmy Kimmel: Dr. Fauci on people not getting vaccinated, conspiracies & misinformation and last talk with The Dotard
- John Oliver: COVID-19 vaccines
Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Doing nothing is not an option ♬
VICE News: The surprising contenders in California’s recall race
Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Still don’t agree with Liz Cheney on much, but admire that she isn’t apologizing to save her leadership post.
G Massive giver of thousands to charity, the Angel spews:
This was an NBC video story posted on their app under “Top Stories”
https://www.nbcnews.com/video/florida-man-crashes-two-stolen-police-cars-in-chase-across-multiple-counties-111524933917
Pretty stupid story, but hey everyone loves a police chase, so exciting to watch, that helps pay for the other news.
I mean the news should have been – was he black? How the hell did he survive!? Or it should have been White man survives police chase, no big surprise! He was given water afterwards because he was thirsty.
G Massive giver of thousands to charity, the Angel spews:
@1 she certainly stands apart from the RINO’s.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
If it’s not voter fraud and voter supression then it’s campaign fraud for these fuckers.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mcsallys-former-deputy-campaign-manager-pleads-guilty-to-stealing-campaign-funds/ar-BB1gufbo?li=BBnb7Kz
Repukes, not just Nazi’s but liars, theives and scumbags. Bunch of POS racist mother fuckers.
Keep your children and pets away from the Repuke.
RedReformed spews:
It’s not a ‘labor shortage.’ It’s a great reassessment of work in America.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/05/07/jobs-report-labor-shortage-analysis/?utm_source=reddit.com
A telling comment “I would have no problem working in hospitality/service fields if I could also afford a 1 bedroom apartment, feed myself, and enjoy my leisure time.”
There isn’t a “labor shortage” there is definitely a wage shortage. So just because people are offering minimum wage jobs doesn’t make it possible to live off of them, and people know that.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
4)Different state. Wonder if that staffer would get the same ban Eyman has here.? Although as a felon, they probably won’t be able to vote, at least for awhile. Don’t know where AZ is on the scale of felon voting rights, but they are definitely not Vermont or Maine.
Steve spews:
Good riddance to the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck.
Not just a traitor, but a fucking coward, too.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
From the NRCC’s own internal polling in key battleground Congressional Districts lat month:
Nearly twice as many voters had a strongly unfavorable view of the former president as had a strongly favorable one.
For the third polling cycle in a row this spring. And each time the pollster was ordered to withhold the negative results from the membership. They are being marched toward the showers without soap.
I see you guys in Washington state have another Pro-Abort, Anti-Border Wall, Pro-Transgender, Anti-Religious Freedom Republican still clinging to life in Washington’s 3rd CD.
The time is now. You should be showing up at every one of her events with enormous TRUMP 2024 flags. Then film it when her security staff have them removed.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
7,
Is this true? Has Dorothy surrendered?
That’s fantastic.
Well done team. Shortbus driven to insanity and ban-hammered. Pudiot goaded into rage-fueled self-deportation. And now Teh Dumbfuck hummiliated into surrendering. This is how to destroy mindless trolls. Never let up. Remain vigilant.
We win.
YLB spews:
Liz Cheney.. Her father’s daughter.. Dreams of endless wars all but in ashes these days.. wah.. wah. wah… so sad…
Mike Pompeo’s waiting in the wings.. waiting for the magic moment when drumpf heart attacks or strokes out and Mike doesn’t have to kiss its ass..
Then it’ll be Pompeo-Cheney.. the candidates for the next endless war.. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran…
YLB laughing at the "seriously" irrelevant, kreepah krack pipah spews:
Has Dorothy surrendered?
Raped and pillaged by its own repugnant, degenerate ideology…
Fleeced, exploited, lied to..
by the klownservatic falsehood, bullshit, infotainment what have you complex.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Surprised he hasn’t gloated about the mess Corbin left Labor in the UK. Local election results aren’t good for the UK Opposition. Labor held the Mayor’s office in Greater Manchester, waiting on London.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
I remember Trump had some mean tweets about Mayor Khan, after he made remarks during a terror attack about it being just one of the things you put up with living in the city. Thought Trump would be ready to mock Saddiq Khan again, but they’ve just declared the race for Mayor of Greater London, Khan re-elected.
I was following Greater Manchester because the Labor Incumbent is moving to put bus services under the franchise model, like London. Ironically using powers granted by the Tories. Although there are worse examples of the Thatcher era system than in Manchester. The privatized/deregulated model, it was a free for all, instead of a network, had multiple options on the profitable corridors, and local councils had to bribe operators to work the non-profitable ones.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
@7, @9
God Bless Steve…..God Bless all.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
I really want to post this on my Facebook page, but I will not so because I have a childhood friend that I am freinds with that is some sort of Pastor. I have no idea what his ideaology is. But he calls me, relgiously (no pun intended), on my birthday to wish me a Happy Birthday. So for that reason, I holdback on publishing this kind of stuff so as not to offend him.
But this is some crazy shit.
https://www.alternet.org/2021/05/johnny-enlow/
I have a cousing, by marriage, that thought that Obama supporters made Obama out to be the Messia. But this is some real crazy shit.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
@15 they ought to just come out and say that they have been abducted by space aliens. Something tells me the majority of Repukes would believe them.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
In celebration!
https://youtu.be/UivZrL2znh0
How can you not love this song!
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
Or this one……and the Videos!
https://youtu.be/N1EhXF1lskA
Roger Rabbit spews:
@5 “It’s not a ‘labor shortage.’ It’s a great reassessment of work in America.”
About time. Capitalists like me and doc have been making out like thieves (S&P up 89% in 14 months) while Republicans threw workers under the bus.
On top of that, not only is working the worst way of making money, and also the most dangerous, in addition it’s the most tax-favored. A capitalist can deduct his private jet as a business expense, but a washer woman can’t deduct her bus fare to work,
I’m glad to see more people are reassessing their income generation options. It’s about time. Our country mistreats and looks down upon workers. No one should work. We’re a capitalist country, and we should all be lazy capitalists sitting on our fat butts cashing dividend checks. The Chinese can make everything we need.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@5 “There … is … a wage shortage. … just because people are offering minimum wage jobs doesn’t make it possible to live off of them, and people know that.”
I was in a Home Depot today, and noticed a single utility-grade 2×4 now costs more than the federal hourly minimum wage.
Republicans say they believe in a free market. (They don’t, of course, but let’s bypass that for now.) Well, here’s their free market. The number of people willing to work for nothing is zero. The number willing to work for red-state minimum wages is nearly zero. Here’s their opportunity to offer free-market wages: When they pay $15/hr., people will start showing up at businesses and workplaces.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@15 Of course he thinks Trump is the Messiah.
Trump Himself told him so.
http://handbill.us/2021/05/04/.....messiah-2/
Roger Rabbit spews:
@8 “They are being marched toward the showers without soap.”
No soap is a dead giveaway there’s no hot water, either.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@9 “Shortbus driven to insanity and ban-hammered.”
He’s trolling SJ’s blog now, but has an editor there.
See, e.g., http://handbill.us/2021/05/05/liz-cheney-is-right/
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Republican states in 2021: “We are cutting off unemployment insurance payments because “job creators” can’t fill demeaning, low wage service sector jobs with shitty hours and no benefits. Too many single parents would rather stay home.”
Also Republican states in 2021: “We are suing to block federal assistance for high quality child care because we want single parents to stay home.”
Ayup.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@24 As noted above, the Republican Minimum Wage™ no longer buys a utility-grade 2×4.
They don’t believe in eviction moratoriums either; but they do decry homelessness.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@24 What Republicans are really after is de facto slavery, which they’ll settle for if they can’t have de jure slavery.
If they managed to convene a constitutional convention, their first item of business would be repealing the 13th Amendment.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
He kind of faded like Sarah Palin, and Joe Miller. Joe who?
He’ll never be President. He failed at all things, even being a Troll.
Ding Dong the Witch is dead.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
Just as I predicted about 4 weeks ago.
https://apnews.com/article/coronavirus-pandemic-coronavirus-vaccine-health-ad578143ffb2e934dc32ae200ff594bb
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
Bo is dead. You think that would bring back life to the Trolls.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary.
I'm gonna stab the fuck outta you, bitch! spews:
I’d like to wish a fond Happy
MothersBirthing Peoples Day to YLB.I'm gonna stab the fuck outta you, bitch! spews:
@ 23
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is an editor in the same way that YLB is a hero.
Both require perversion of the proper meaning of the term.
I'm gonna stab the fuck outta you, bitch! spews:
@ 19
A capitalist can deduct his private jet as a business expense, but a washer woman can’t deduct her bus fare to work
The standard deduction is already more than a grand per month, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
Covers plenty of bus fare. And what the fuck is a “washer woman”, anyway?
Steve spews:
America loves President Joe Biden!
The Hill/HarrisX 60% Approve 40% Disapprove
God bless America and our beloved president!
And God bless Gman, a true American Patriot!
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
32,
I believe the point is that there exist a vast swath of ridiculous “business” deductions that are both abused and barely examined, offer no value to society or the common weal, and have been traditionally carved out via industry lobbyists to secretly tilt the playing field.
For example, there’s no sound argument I can think of why offering *any* deduction for business entertainment benefits society. There are only arguments in favor of maintaining the existing deduction. And they are all indirect arguments citing local disruption and individualized impacts. Restaurants have only existed for a couple of hundred years. And for all but the last few decades almost the entire industry was devoted to feeding travelers and the workers. Society does not benefit by the existence of Ruth’s Chris.
And yet you defend it. It’s just stunning how utterly debased you are now.
Very enjoyable to observe, however.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
33,
The existing and expanding contrast between Biden’s growing approval numbers and Trump’s growing disapproval numbers is where the game will play out for the midterms. The NRCC’s own polling indicates that Trump’s disapproval is currently running 2 to 1 among likely midterm voters in battleground districts.
With Cheri Bustos defenestrated the campaign emphasis will center on an embrace of the Biden presidency and the party contrast brand, jobs, pandemic recovery, infrastructure, and kitchen table issues like high quality child care and access to health care. Shy Democrats running in lean Trump districts will only get assistance if they embrace the brand and focus on turning out support. Pandering to Trump voters is not on the menu.
And so long as the GOP continue to insist that their only way forward is through Trump, the plan should work out well. Trump will help them produce $20 clicks and energetic crowds of fur bikini maskholes and anti-VAX terrorists. But he will kill them with suburban moderates and he will help drive turnout among low propensity progressive voters. For once Democrats actually appear interested in trying to win and grow in an off year.
The only dark cloud is ballot access. But even in the face of Republican state efforts to strip voting rights and ballot access, there’s a good chance that can be dealt with in the midterm. Voting restrictions like those created by Republican legislatures tend to be most effective in statewide races. At the level of a congressional district they are far less predictable or controllable. And there’s no electoral college effect. It’s a big problem for 2024. But not as much for 2022.
I'm gonna stab the fuck outta you, bitch! spews:
Cuomo’s comms director resigned.
That is all.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
28,
The percentage of Trump voters who say they absolutely will not get vaccinated has declined from 29% to 20% in just one month.
It’s going to happen. But it’s going to happen slower, and later than it ought to. And just as with Trump and our own sad troll, they will get the vaccine quietly and in secret, but outwardly they will continue to fabricate fake “FB friends from CO” to spread lies and disinformation.
They’ll mostly be hurting themselves.
I see nothing wrong with this.
Steve spews:
As you are not pleading for our forgiveness for your unforgivable fucking treason, your comments are off-topic.
RedReformed spews:
The pastor said god would reelect trump. So instead of admitting he was wrong. God told him trump was president.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@31 Sez the chickenshit who’s too yellow to read Handbill much less post comments there. Whatsamatter, Horace, afraid I’ll edit the word “fuck” out of your screen name? Of course I will, Handbill — unlike HA – is for family audiences.
Why don’t you show us your chicken dance?
https://media.tenor.com/images/e75387ec6bc7659cec8f19bb9559f43b/tenor.gif
cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck!
Roger Rabbit spews:
@32 “The standard deduction is already more than a grand per month”
Gee, I wonder how many medical bills that will pay if she lives in a red state?
P.S., that businessman’s private jet goes through $1,000 about every 10 minutes, or less, all of which is deductible from his taxes. So if he flies 50 hours per month to inspect his real estate holdings in Bermuda and take care of corporate paperwork in Cayman Islands, he’s getting the washer woman’s standard deduction 300 times, or more, per month.
P.P.S., people who itemize, e.g. those with large medical expenses because they foolishly live in red states, can’t deduct their transportation to work. But billionaires can, to wherever their “work” happens to take them.
P.P.P.S., We all know Doctor Dumbfuck doesn’t work, he’s said so himself, but it shouldn’t surprise any of us if he rides the horse from the house to the shed where he set up a computer terminal to read medical literature so he can claim the horse as a business transportation deduction. What would surprise all of us is if he has enough income to need deductions.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@34 “For example, there’s no sound argument I can think of why offering *any* deduction for business entertainment benefits society.”
This deduction, of course, exists so Republicans can get drunk at lunch tax-free.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@37 9% of them are dead in just 1 month?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fauci-undercounted-covid-deaths_n_6097f441e4b05bee44cb6c43
Roger Rabbit spews:
Meanwhile, Arizona Republicans promised — for now — not to send armed men impersonating LEOs into neighborhoods pounding on voters’ doors after DoJ warned them not to.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/arizona-recount-knocking-on-voters-doors_n_609720fbe4b0b37f8949efd0
G Big Money giving $18 Charity spews:
And insipid. It’s almost as if he’s preoccupied with a long round tube like appendage
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
41,
The classic dodge with horses was a foundation trust. Barns, stable, track, feed, tack, vet bills, trailer, truck, and even staff to man the dumb end of the shovel, all of it run through the foundation. Two times a year or whatever, you have out some “underprivileged” urban “youts” to feed ’em a carrot and get walked around the track for an hour. Schedule it for when you are attending the Allen Company conference or getting a “procedure” in Singapore.
Write it all off.
Works with boats and planes too.
Teh Dumbfuck’s problem is nobody has yet figured out a dodge to get taxpayers to pay for Brony porn. But Matt Gaetz and his Wingman may have cracked that code. We’ll find out soon enough. Probably just in time for the midterms.
I'm gonna stab the fuck outta you, bitch! spews:
@ 42
This deduction, of course, exists so Republicans can get drunk at lunch tax-free.
It used to exist so liberals could bribe Dan Rostenkowski over a steak dinner. https://www.wbur.org/npr/129135350/story.php
YLB taking a breather from good busy times to laugh at a silly, rapey troll spews:
Roger “HERO” Rabbit is an editor in the same way that YLB is a hero.
One fondly remembers when teh rapey zero babbled about “tiers”..
from beneath the slime at the bottom of the troll barrel..
Thanks for making us look so good rapey. and being that much closer to “that certain day”..
Wolf down that Spencer!
YLB taking a breather from good busy times to laugh at a silly, rapey troll spews:
Careful of what you wish for – always wrong wingy dingies.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/americas-most-conservative-states-are-embracing-medical-pot/ar-BB1gwMTC
INHALE!!! That stuff’ll turn ya into a dimfook..
RedReformed spews:
Rostenkowski has been gone for at least 12 years, and parties and situations change so we can get rid of that loophole. Also given the greedy racist incels track record if he quotes something I just assume that he’s cherry-picking his quotes and the actual article says the exact opposite and proves that he’s wrong
Roger Rabbit spews:
“White House chief of staff Ron Klain says that while President Joe Biden will likely seek re-election in 2024, the Biden administration is anticipating a bruising general election matchup if former President Donald Trump decides to run again.”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/09/politics/ron-klain-donald-trump-2024-presidential-run/index.html
Now wouldn’t it be interesting if 2024 is a Biden-Trump rematch, and one of the candidates is stumbling, tripping, and falling, speaking in tongues, and slurring his words on the debate stage; and the one who sounds like Puddy isn’t named Biden.
Steve spews:
The dumbfuck is selective about that from which we should “move on”. With Rostenkowski he looks to an irrelevant past. He can’t seem to “move on”. But when it comes to the violent insurrection to overthrow our government on 1/6 which the treasonous doctor used HA to incite, he and the rest of the unrepentant traitors now demand that we “move on”.
Never.
G Big Money giving $18 Charity spews:
It was a busy day today, traveling and celebrating Mother’s Day and my Mom’s birthday. I didn’t have time earlier to express my gratitude to Steve for his remarks. God knows I need his blessing.
Thanks Steve and God Bless you as well for being such an American Patriot yourself.
YLB taking a breather from good busy times to laugh at a silly, rapey troll spews:
‘nother…
“That certain day” came for Pete du Pont..
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pete-du-pont-conservative-ahead-of-his-time/ar-BB1gy4du
Obit written by vote suppression moron John Fund.
It came for Scalia. It came for Limbaugh. It came for Adelson. It came for du Pont..
Heh. It will come for teh kreepah of widbee.