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Seth Meyers: Bill Gates thinks America will solve the climate crisis

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

LegalEagle: South Dakota AG in deep water

President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris:

Robert Reich: Amazon’s anti-union blitz

The Daily Show: Remotely educational

Seditionists, Liars, Traitors, Criminals, and Other Flavors of Republicans:

Trevor: First Ladies

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

ТрампPlague:

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A song for International Women’s Day ♬

John Oliver: Unemployment

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    One year and everything has changed due to the Pandemic. Made my job interesting, had a hard time keeping surfaces at work sanitized as I was having a hard time getting the supplies. I need thanks to hoarders and panic buyers.

  3. 3

    Caiptol riot?

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/still-mystery-was-capitol-riot-planned-far-advance-n1261020

    It was an insurrection that killed and assaulted American LEO that Bob has no problem with. See, all Bob has to do is subtantiate or ignore or make false equivalency to something that he typically has a hard on for (like his horse).

    Skirt and Pom Poms – taken and out and put away on partisanship hypocracy.

    The definition of a Fucking Troll. American exceptionalism – try to become a doctor and have to settle for being a Troll.

  4. 4

    Now Bob would like to say that he lives in my mind….well, that wouldn’t be the case if Goldy and HA didn’t live in his little Troll mind.

  5. 5

    @ 3

    See, all Bob has to do is subtantiate…

    I see your problem, G-clown. Why would anyone want to spend time on a site when others are able to substantiate their arguments?

    It’s better that nobody be permitted to write anything that has any basis in fact, isn’t it?

    I hear that’s what Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has turned SeattleJew’s website into these days. It’s all very sad for those who knew and respected SeattleJew to watch happen, but it was all very predictable.

  6. 6

    Pretty much.

    “I told you once before that there were two times for making big money, one in the up-building of a country and the other in its destruction. Slow money on the up-building, fast money in the crack-up. Remember my words. Perhaps they may be of use to you some day. (Rhett Butler)”

    ― Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

    Everyone has made money except Deathfrogg and YLB’s kids.

  7. 7

    New tactic in PDX:

    Portland Police
    @PortlandPolice
    Replying to
    @PortlandPolice
    A police perimeter has been set up around a group. To everyone inside the perimeter: you are being detained for investigation of a crime. You are not free to leave. You must stay where you are and comply with officers’ lawful orders. (continued)
    9:22 PM · Mar 12, 2021·Twitter Web App

    Portland Police
    @PortlandPolice
    ·
    12h
    Replying to
    @PortlandPolice
    Failure to comply may result in force being used against you to include, but not limited to, crowd control agents, impact weapons, or tear gas. If you attempt to leave the area, you are subject to arrest. (continued)
    Portland Police
    @PortlandPolice
    ·
    12h
    Do not interfere with officers as they perform their duties. Please sit down and stay where you are until given additional directions.
    Portland Police
    @PortlandPolice
    ·
    12h
    Legal observers, come to the corner of NW 14/Marshall and you will be released one by one.

    Now that Trump’s not in office it’s OK to treat Antifa like the subhuman garbage that they became, well before George Floyd.

    Destruction for destruction’s sake makes sense only to the likes of The Even Bigger Fucking Moron and G-clown.

  8. 8

    Thought that the Oregon ANG wouldn’t be getting any newer aircraft being in an anarchist jurisdiction. Looks like they are getting new F-15s, and not just already aging ones like the F-15As that replaced the F-4s of the 123rd Fighter Squadron, or the F-15Cs that replaced the A models, but brand new F-15EXs right off the St. Louis production line. First the guys in Klamath Falls, because they are the school house for Air Guard F-15s, and then the 123rd in Portland. The 123rd is part of a border wall of sorts, 2 F-15 Squadrons that are the Front line of the Continental NORAD Region ‘s Western Air Defense Sector.
    https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/39413/the-first-f-15ex-fighter-jet-has-now-flown-in-its-air-force-colors

    I was hoping that the F-22 would not be capped at less than 200 aircraft. I believe that the Supercruise capability could have helped on 9/11. Although one thing about the F-15EX, it could be cost effective, keeping a few features of the F-15E Strike Eagle, as it was the only F-15E platform Boeing was building for export. The F-15C is single-seat, the E is a two seater. Ironically, no two seat versions of the F-22 and F-35 exist, as they were victims of cost overruns.

  11. 11

    @5 Few things in an editor’s life are as entertaining as reading reviews of his work written by people who haven’t read his work. Always good for laughs.

  12. 12

    @6 “Everyone has made money except Deathfrogg and YLB’s kids.”

    I certainly have. Mass death under Trump has been highly profitable to capitalists like me. It’s unfair, but then so is everything else Trump does.

  13. 13

    @7 Visualize Doctor Dumbfuck walking out of a Portland dialysis clinic straight into one of these perimeters.

    First thing he’ll due when he gets out of the hospital after recovering from being beaten and tear-gassed is go looking for a civil rights lawyer.

    And he’ll win, too. He’ll get a big settlement because of who he is. And what they did to him. And because he did nothing illegal and what they did was illegal as hell.

    And then he’ll be here on HA ranting about “bad cops.”

  14. 14

    But as it turns out, the cops weren’t wrong after all by trapping doc in their perimeter. All they netted was another piece of human garbage.

  15. 15

    Everyone has made money except Deathfrogg and YLB’s kids.

    Heh. Which means YLB and the wife has made money..

    Our kids are fine. They’re college graduates and have fine prospects..

    If they ever need some help from us, we have the means.

    Sorry dimfook you suck.. Now and until that… certain.. day…

    When my kids meet Mary Kay!

  16. 16

    White officer shoots and kills black woman.

    After she shoots him first.

    After he tases her.

    After she resists arrest.

    After he turns on his body cam. Really good video here. Both the LEO and the woman were very large targets.

    If I was going to critique I would say that he didn’t expressly tell her why he was arresting her, but she was on the phone at the time and things went south very, very quickly. And she knew he had found the cocaine.

  17. 17

    @8 “Thought that the Oregon ANG wouldn’t be getting any newer aircraft being in an anarchist jurisdiction. Looks like they are getting new F-15s”

    This was scheduled under Trump, obviously to bomb the anarchists.

  18. 18

    @15 I’ve been trying to use some of my wealth to buy my daughter a house, but I can’t get her to take it.

  19. 19

    @16 Looks justified to me. Is anybody saying it wasn’t? There certainly was probable cause to pull over that vehicle. Its owner has six outstanding drug warrants.

  20. 20

    7,
    Won’t hold up. It’s not a “tactic”. It’s an attempt to declare a “constitution free zone”.

    “…and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

    Not in Oregon. Not in the 9th. And not in the United States.
    It’s just piss poor police work, and honestly it’s lazy as fuck.
    “All you guys in that area over there” does not meet the requirement of “particularly describing”. And “some fucker we couldn’t see threw some shit” is not probable cause.

    PPB are being idiots.
    This will cost their taxpayers plenty, until they get better leadership. 100 “suspects” “kettled” for a couple of hours for thirteen arrests, perhaps only four of which will stick. That’s 87 summary judgements in favor of innocent citizens. And they do not meet the standard for QI. Their city atty is just going to have to write the checks without even bothering with the insurance underwriters.

    If I was a green-haired skate anarchist living in a camper on the Evergreen campus I’d be glad to be caught up in that. Add it to the “stimmy” checks and they may never have to give up the NEET life.
    It’s like PPB are turning into a social support agency for lazy dumbshits.

  21. 21

    to treat Antifa like the subhuman garbage that they became

    How typical of a neo-nazi to think this of anti-fascists who have the temerity to be known to nazi-punch once in a while..

    the neo-nazis are so offended. “hippie-punching” was their white privilege.

    And what’s next on the grievance list? Body odor? Hairy armpits? Yawwwwnnn..

  22. 22

    @16 I’ll bet that wasn’t one of the cops, ex-cops, active duty military, or ex-military people who were trying to spear Capitol cops with flagpoles on Jan. 6 in the name of Trump.

    There are good cops, you know. Not all cops are KKK members or skinheads who infiltrate police ranks so they can terrorize black people under color of law. Only some of them are.

    https://www.alternet.org/2015/12/kkk-has-infiltrated-us-police-departments-decades/

    I’ll bet this cop isn’t one of those cops.

  23. 23

    @21 Punching, stabbing, shooting, and blowing up Nazis used to be considered patriotic. In fact, it was required.

  24. 24

    Try this: drinking alcohol outdoors in public is illegal in your state.

    “Kettle” the stadium parking lot at the opening Husky football game. Some “scumbags” are drinking, with open containers, in a public place in plain view. It’s just as illegal as “blocking traffic” and no less dangerous, since it’s a fucking parking lot full of cars and their drivers.

    Sound like a good idea?

  25. 25

    @24 If you substitute any stadium south of the Mason-Dixon line for Husky stadium, it does to me.

  26. 26

    17)Good point, because I doubt the Generals would have been able to remind him that the Oregon Air National Guard trains all USAF F-15C pilots, not just the Air Guard. The F-15EX looks impressive, although the F-15C may be old, the RedHawks got up here fast when the Horizon Q400 was stolen from SeaTac.

  27. 27

    23)Miss those days. I remember the 82nd Airborne’s response when photos circulated of one of Charlottesville marchers wearing a hat of their division.

  28. 28

    25)Thanks, I recently started using Husky Stadium Station to get to work. Although won’t be going through on game day. Switching to the 31/32 there, I noticed something about street names on the campus.

  29. 29

    @20 “It’s like PPB are turning into a social support agency for lazy dumbshits.”

    Not to mention intellectual mentoring for Doctor Dumbfuck.

  30. 30

    I think Ron Johnson should resign, too.

    “Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson is being called racist for an interview in which the white Republican said he wasn’t worried about the predominantly white supporters of President Donald Trump during the deadly insurrection at the Capitol, but that he might have been if they had been Black Lives Matter protesters.

    “In an interview Thursday with syndicated radio host Joe Pagliarulo, Johnson said of those who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 to try to stop Congress from certifying President Joe Biden’s electoral victory:

    ‘I knew those were people who love this country, that truly respect law enforcement, would never do anything to break the law, so I wasn’t concerned.’”

    https://www.aol.com/news/critics-call-sen-ron-johnsons-185600490-211900082.html

    Cuomo, who should resign, is no worse than Johnson and in most ways is better.

  32. 32

    It’s all very sad for those who knew and respected SeattleJew to watch happen

    Respect for a Jew? That doesn’t include today’s Republican base and It certainly doesn’t include a fucktard bigot like you.

    JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!

    But I’m sure Jews everywhere are grateful for your faux concern, especially seeing as how it was expressed solely to hate on someone who actually does respect Jews.

  33. 33

    Punching, stabbing, shooting, and blowing up Nazis used to be considered patriotic. In fact, it was required

    Still is, unless you’re a Republican. We’d be blowing up their base.

  34. 34

    Saturday News Brief

    Lauren Boebert says she packs a gun because a man was “beaten to death” outside her restaurant. He actually died from meth intoxication.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/13/politics/fact-check-lauren-boebert-beaten-to-death-restaurant-shooters/index.html

    Foreign agent Michael Flynn may lose his Army pension.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/13/politics/michael-flynn-investigation-russia-turkey-army/index.html

    Proud Boy insurrectionist who pepper sprayed Capitol police has been charged with five federal crimes.

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/13/politics/christopher-worrell-proud-boys-charges-capitol-insurrection/index.html

    I hope he goes away for good.

  35. 35

    I see your problem, G-clown. Why would anyone want to spend time on a site when others are able to substantiate their arguments?

    It’s better that nobody be permitted to write anything that has any basis in fact, isn’t it?

    No, you don’t see the problem, you make them up.

    You base you view and try to substantiate what happen on January 6th, entirely different if it had been others that you are not connected to at the hip. But since you are connected to them at the hip, instead of denouncing what happen on January 6th, with the assualt on the Police, you ignore it, and if you speak to it you try to substantiate it as if there was a good reason for it.

    After all, it wasn’t that bad, was it? Noby got killed or hurt that day, at the hands of a bunch of thugish Neanderthals.

    Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!

  36. 36

    That clip regarding freedom (above). The same thing goes for the respect of cops. They don’t respect the cops as much as they say, the say it to make it seem that you don’t respect the cops and that they do.

    It’s a bunch of bullshit. If the cops and the military weren’t infiltrated with rasict insurrectionists then they would plan to kill them all.

  37. 37

    This is Jill Biden’s America.

    “They never saw the sun”: Lawyers describe overcrowded conditions for children in Border Patrol custody

    On March 2, the Donna complex was holding more than 1,800 people — 729% of its pandemic-era capacity, which is designed for 250 migrants, according to an internal CBP document reviewed by CBS News.

    Most of the minors said they had only showered once while in U.S. custody, even though they’d been held for more than five days, according to Desai. Some said they had showered twice.

    “They all said they wanted to shower more and were told they couldn’t,” Desai said.

    Jesus. Even Deathfrogg lives in better conditions than those.

    I thought Trump was no longer president. How could this be happening in Jill Biden’s America, HA libbies?

  38. 38

    Destruction for destruction’s sake makes sense only to the likes of The Even Bigger Fucking Moron and G-clown.

    Please tell me where I ever approved of destruction. I have persoanlly spoken out against it here. I don’t think it helps the cause. And I think it’s a bunch of white people, for the most part, co opting a situation.

    Now – you on the other hand…..loved the killing and assault on the cops and the destruction of the Capitol. The Capitol – a much more sacred ground than some private storefront on Main Street or a Police Station.

    And there is no equivalency of why each side did what they did.

    And to boot – one action much more sever in the diraliction of overthrowing the democracy of this Country.

    Fuck you Bob. You POS.

  39. 39

    @ 34

    Lauren Boebert says she packs a gun because a man was “beaten to death” outside her restaurant. He actually died from meth intoxication.

    Prosecutors say four policemen killed George Floyd. He actually died from fentanyl intoxication.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, read the report linked in the CNN piece, not the CNN piece.

    There are multiple contributing factors, and the guy was in a physical altercation and likely looked like it when he expired. The tox levels are an autopsy finding.

    Now think back to the prosecutors notes from an interview with the pathologist in the George Floyd case. The pathologist said that the drug levels were in a fatal range.

    When Chauvin gets off, think about your @ 34 spew. What you pointed out is the same point the defense will make. George Floyd had lethal levels of fentanyl in his system when he died. There are no crush marks in his trachea or larynx from Chauvin’s knee.

    Good luck with the prosecution. The $27M payout from the city may cause a mistrial, anyway.

  40. 40

    If I was going to critique I would say that he didn’t expressly tell her why he was arresting her, but she was on the phone at the time and things went south very, very quickly. And she knew he had found the cocaine.

    Oh really – critique? You mean you think she deserved to be told why he was arresting her?

    Maybe he first should have told her that she’s black and that only white poeple are allowed to do cocaine, and that if she were white he would have looked the other way. Then he could have arrested her. That would have been more realistic.

    I think cops should spend more time going after guys with horses. Start harrasing them. My guess is that they would try to reist arrest and saddle up (first remove the horse’s dick from their mouths and then saddle up) and high tail it out of there.

  41. 41

    The Derek Chauvin getaway car:

    MINNEAPOLIS — New documents filed in the George Floyd case give new information about the Hennepin County Medical Examiner’s findings in Floyd’s autopsy.

    Handwritten notes of a law enforcement interview with Dr. Andrew Baker, the Hennepin County Medical Examiner, say Floyd had 11 ng/mL of fentanyl in his system.

    “If he were found dead at home alone and no other apparent causes, this could be acceptable to call an OD. Deaths have been certified with levels of 3,” Baker told investigators.

    In another new document, Baker said, “That is a fatal level of fentanyl under normal circumstances.”

    Thank you, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, for boiling @ 34 a death following trauma down to a simple OD. Because of you Chauvin’s innocent verdict will be less of a surprise for the low-information types like The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

  42. 42

    @39 wow you already aquited the dude without a trial.

    Nice of you – you should see if you should get on the jury.

    The cops helped kill him. Something you like. Bob is a POS…the ultimate POS.

  43. 43

    @37 It takes time to mop up a gigantic overflowing toilet. Berlin wasn’t rebuilt in 2 months, either.

  44. 44

    @ 37

    The toilet wasn’t overflowing until Jill Biden became president, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Joe Biden is the turd who stopped up the toilet in the first place.

    Thanks for that hanging, slow curve down the middle of the plate.

  45. 45

    @39 Clearly, you don’t understand the role of “but for” in the chain of causation. But we can’t expect much from a dumbfuck doctor.

  48. 48

    @ 46

    $27,000,000 says George Floyd didn’t die of natural causes.

    Duh. Fentanyl is a synthetic opioid.

    He died because of his own choices. He chose to ingest a fatal amount of fentanyl.

  49. 49

    @42 Why not? He doesn’t need a trial to put an accused deserter before a firing squad, either. He’s a Republican. They do everything summarily, or at least would like to.

  50. 50

    How about summary judgment against some January 6 terrorists? Like the ziptie guys, maybe? Is doc on board with dispensing with the legal red tape and marching them straight to the Big Room?

  52. 52

    @51 We know you love death, doc. (Probably why you’re not a practicing physician anymore.) So if you don’t miss deserters, why would you miss terrorists? Unless, of course, you’re in sympathy with them.

  53. 53

    My EWU Eagles just beat Idaho State in Pocatello, 46-42, in Football. Also, just beat the Bobcats from Bozeman to win the Big Sky Men’s Basketball title. Hope neither team ran into Anti-Maskers, the B-Ball game was in Boise.

  54. 54

    My Marvelous Marvin Hagler memory, other than The War:

    NOT long after he beat Tommy Hearns last April in three rounds of sustained violence, Marvelous Marvin Hagler appeared before his public again, this time in more congenial circumstances.

    On television screens across the country, there was Hagler, in shirt, tie and vest, looking straight at the camera and asking, ‘I wonder what what’s his name” – a sly reference to the vanquished Hearns -”is eating tonight.”

    Taking a man-sized bite of a slice of pizza and, with just a trace of a smile, Hagler decided: ”Probably soup.”

    RIP, sir.

  55. 55

    Criminal defense attorneys, like the guy who represented Dylann Roof, or the guy who is representing Derek Chauvin, have a very important job to do. It’s crucial to our system of justice that even obviously guilty shit human beings like these be afforded an opportunity to defend themselves against the charges they face. And a competent attorney is required for that. Only when conviction follows a fair minded prosecution and a competent defense can we be certain that justice is being served for our own sakes. Our criminal justice system literally doesn’t work without people ready and willing to step up and represent these horrible pieces of flaming human garbage.

    And of course the defense attorneys who shoulder this grim responsibility are paid very fairly for their efforts to defend human scum.

    Tara does it glady for free.

  56. 56

    This is what delusional on steroids looks like.

    Nothing gets the dumbfuck’s blood pumping like dead black people.

  58. 58

    My guess is that Jesse Hagopian probably feels a bit neglected by the dumbfuck doctor. All this dumbfuck hate for black people and nothing for Jesse.

  59. 59

    “Our understanding of the exact proportion of US cases contributed by certain variants, though, is hobbled by the improvident decision last year to initially not determine the genetic makeup of recovered isolates as was done in many other countries. The CDC began systematic genetic testing of Covid-19 isolates only in November, once the threat of variants already had been described in other countries.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/12/opinions/covid-19-europe-variants-vaccine-sepkowitz/index.html

    November. Wasn’t that when Trump was still micromanaging the CDC? Yes, it was!

  60. 60

    Though tempting to place most of the blame for resurgence on the ever-evolving virus, such a focus completely misses the point. Yes, we are at the mercy of an unpredictable pathogen — but remember, the virus has no direction, no five-year plan, no career strategy, neither malice nor altruism in its genetic code, no favorite habits — in fact, it has no idea of anything at all. In contrast, the other part of the host-pathogen equation — the human — has the ability to make choices. … Like everything else in the real world, pandemic control will require that people make good decisions. … All in all, not a very promising blueprint.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/12/opinions/covid-19-europe-variants-vaccine-sepkowitz/index.html

    But at least the federal response is no longer under Republican management, so there’s hope.

  61. 61

    They even steal from dog lovers.

    “A dog rescue charity with links to Lara Trump has spent as much as $1.9 million at former President Donald Trump’s properties over the last seven years and will drop an additional quarter-million at his Mar-a-Lago country club this weekend.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lara-trump-mar-a-lago-dog-rescue-charity_n_604becaac5b636ed337a6886

    Doctor Dumbfuck must be impressed by their cleverness. I am. But the banality of it is so depressing.

  62. 62

    57)This will only be EWU’s 3rd trip to March Madness. Would have been 4th, we were in the conference tournament when COVID ended the season. It’s one of the reasons I was worried, especially if the crowd that burnt masks in front of the Idaho Capitol were around for a repeat.

  65. 65

    “Undergraduate students at Duke University will be forced to quarantine after an outbreak of coronavirus cases that the school believes is linked to recruitment parties.

    “Duke said in a statement that the action was to control the escalating number of COVID-19 cases among undergraduates, which it said was ‘principally driven by students attending recruitment parties for selective living groups.'”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/news/543099-duke-university-undergraduates-to-quarantine-after-recruitment-parties

    Is this the new euphemism for fraternities?

    Well, if the virus doesn’t get them, alcohol poisoning or falling off roofs will, so what’s the diff? Dead is dead.

  67. 67

    “Jeremiah Johnson, an evangelical Christian who predicted that former President Trump would win reelection in 2020, is ending his ministry. Johnson said … he ended Jeremiah Johnson Ministries ‘after much prayer and the clear direction of the Lord,’ according to The Washington Post.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/news/543081-trump-prophet-jeremiah-johnson-who-predicted-2020-victory-ends-ministry

    Looks like God just pulled the plug of another false prophet’s mic.

  70. 70

    What Biden supporters should do is organize a parade of people marching past their house giving them the finger. That’s free speech, too.

  71. 71

    68)Thought I heard one of those arrested was a Marine that served with HMX-1, the unit Marine One comes from.

  72. 72

    Nothing gets the dumbfuck’s blood pumping like dead black people.

    No better anti-anxiety medication for the kreeepaah as it shivers in its widbee safespace.. It’s safe to go out kreepin’ now dimfook.

  73. 73

    Sen. Rick Scott, FL (Delta House) was compelled to subject himself to a weekend of groveling and debasement at Mar a Lago in hopes of persuading the twice-impeached, sexual assault braggart Dean Trump to please, please, please baby, please don’t take away the moneys and close down Republican Delta House.

    All that pleading and wheedling for nothing. Without limiting his options, the former FailPresident issued unambiguous terms that if the National Republican Senatorial Committee Deltas want his buy-in they have to agree to run train on Sen. Murkowski with full penetration and let the rest of the house watch.

    Scott will report back to Moscow Mitch (aka Otter) this week to consider their options. One being considered is a counter offer to get her drunk and then Roofies Sen. Murkowski so Trump can jerk it all over the incapacitated Senator’s face. The concern is that Murkowski may not be “pretty” enough for Trump, and that the other female Republican Senators may not “be cool about it”.

  74. 74

    Speaking of debasement:

    Chelsea Handler
    @chelseahandler
    What’s been the nicest thing about self-quarantining? Getting to know @NYGovCuomo and all his goodness. I decided to put my thoughts on paper. You can read it on @voguemagazine.

    3:11 PM · Mar 31, 2020

  76. 76

    @ 65

    …so what’s the diff? Dead is dead.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit tries him out a Cuomo.

  77. 77

    If you have to send an organization with the word “Emergency” in its name to the border, isn’t that because there’s a border crisis?

    The Biden administration is turning to the Federal Emergency Management Agency for help managing and caring for record numbers of unaccompanied immigrant children who are streaming into the United States by illegally crossing the border with Mexico.

    Of course there’s a fucking crisis. One of Jill Biden’s own making. Own it, bitches.

  79. 79

    I wonder if this is a lesson that AOC is smart enough to avoid having to learn.

    Ben Rhodes
    @brhodes
    ·
    Mar 12
    Andrew Cuomo is a good lesson that treating people terribly for years ultimately forces a reckoning.

    She’s getting better, quickly, on many levels. Probably not primarying the opponents within her own party would be a good start.

  81. 81

    And then, of course, there’s the most toxic candidate of all time, for whom every Republican went all-in. About whom, even though there’s so much obviously to be said, Doctor Dumbfuck has nothing to say. For four years, and continuing into the present, we’ve heard nothing but crickets from his direction. Not even armed insurrection moves him. He makes “Silent Cal” Coolidge seem like a chatterbox.

  82. 82

    @ 81

    Not even armed insurrection moves him.

    Maybe because I haven’t seen one of these, yet.

    You’re a fucking clown, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  83. 83

    @79 Far as I can see, she’s not treating anyone terribly. She is, however, haunting your psyche day and night.

    “The Reds are coming! The Reds are coming!”

  85. 85

    The link @ 84 describes Team Biden’s current approach to the overcrowding at the southern border caused by Team Biden.

    To relieve the overcrowding many of the migrants are flown to El Paso. Once there, they are kicked out of the country and flown back to Mexico. Using the same public health rationale that was used by Team Trump.

    Well done, Democrats. Well done.

  87. 87

    @78 Seems premature to ride that high horse, doc, given that teachers became eligible for vaccine shots less than 2 weeks ago, which means none of them have had 2nd shots yet. The teachers have a legitimate concern — like surviving.

    Inslee has his reasons: “’We’re doing this because we have experienced a mental-health crisis for many of our children,’ said Inslee in a news conference. … The governor is declaring a state of emergency that is separate from the current one on COVID-19, which focuses on the mental health of children and youth, said Inslee spokesperson Tara Lee.” Two states of emergency in conflict with each other, and Inslee is prioritizing children over teachers. That doesn’t make teachers “assholes,” it makes them sacrificial lambs.

    And, of course, the “announcement drew quick praise from Republican members of the state Senate,” who would love for Covid-19 to kill as many teachers as it can. Sounds like you would, too. And that does make them and you assholes.

  88. 88

    77,
    Maybe instead Joe should order FEMA teams out into Republican communities to build decks, prone trees, tile kitchens, replace roofs, pave patios, and convert garages into “home offices”.

    That’s the real “emergency”.
    Guess who owns it?

  89. 89

    When we give billions to bail out white farmers, it’s called “being fair”.
    When we give billions to bail out the banks, it’s called “”good for the economy”.
    When we give trillions to the billionaires, it’s called “good for America”
    But money for the
    veterans,
    homeless people,
    health insurance for the sick;
    food for the children,
    social security for the elderly?
    Suddenly, it’s “Oh my god no! That’s a handout! That’s socialism!”

    Liberals are just simply better.

  90. 90

    @77 “If you have to send an organization with the word ‘Emergency’ in its name to the border, isn’t that because there’s a border crisis?”

    The emergency is in your barn.

  91. 91

    Common Wisdom.
    “Gov. Cuomo has a lot of problems with his sexual harassment and if any more women come forward his political career is over unless he switches parties”

  93. 93

    De Blasio extracts his revenge.

    De Blasio says Cuomo is ‘literally in the way of us saving lives right now’

    While appearing on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” de Blasio was asked by host Margaret Brennan if he thought Cuomo would in fact resign.

    “I think he’ll try to hold out Margaret. I think he is used to getting things his way and it’s been almost an imperial governorship. But I gotta tell you, the folks in this state and political leadership don’t believe in him anymore. He doesn’t have any credibility,” de Blasio said.

    “So I think an impeachment proceeding will begin. And I think he will be impeached and perhaps right before that he’ll decide to resign. That’s probably the most likely outcome right now, but I gotta tell you something. He should resign right now because he’s holding up our effort to fight COVID. He’s literally in the way of us saving lives right now,” de Blasio said.

    Democrats could have pushed Ralph Northam all the way out of office when they had the chance. Democrats caved.

    NY Democrats will cave, too. Meaning Cuomo will remain in office all the way until the 2022 midterm elections.

    I can wait.

  94. 94

    @86 If you think that’s something, you should see your disapproval numbers in the corral.

  95. 95

    This weekend Manchin is moving much closer to fucking with the filibuster. Looks likely now that he’ll go along with changing the rules to require the 41 vote minority to hold the floor in order to stop a bill.

    Should be a dream come true for pompous ass-clowns like Sen. Cancun, Rand Paul, Ron Johnson, or “Josh”.

    Best tactic will be to schedule cloture votes late Thursday night, requiring the minority to set up cots and coolers in the chamber over the weekend to avoid going to a vote on the floor. While the majority flies home to their states. First GQP Senator to fold? The one facing re-election in 2022 with the longest flight home. I wonder who that is?

  96. 96

    @ 95

    I wonder who that is?

    The one who won re-election as a write-in candidate.

    And in your haste to offer Joe Manchin a rim job in exchange for shedding his spine, you forgot about Sinema.

  97. 97

    @95 Give them a choice between the voting rights bill or never seeing their homes and families again. Let’s find out which matters more to them.

  98. 98

    I can wait.

    #huhrdurham

    She’ll still be waiting when McCabe is confirmed as FBI Director.
    March 20th is the new Nov 4th Jan 6th Jan 20th March 4th… ah fuck it.

  99. 99

    96,
    Sinema’s already on board.

    It’s all just speculation until the rules come to a vote. Anything could change. Anything at all. For instance, Republicans might hold another KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN GUN!!! terror attack on The Capitol. But what are the odds of something like that, right?

    #youbuiltthat

  100. 100

    The one who won re-election as a write-in candidate Trump has joined forces with the DSCC to unseat.

    ftfy

    And yes. #youbuiltthat too.

  101. 101

    95) As the commentator called it in “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington”, called it, The Right To Talk Ones Head Off. Loved that movie,

  102. 102

    “‘If by the time we get to the Fourth of July, with the rollout of the vaccine, we get the level of infection so low … I can tell you for sure (guidelines) will be much more liberal than they are right now about what you can do,’ [Fauci] told CNN’s Jake Tapper …. Asked whether people will return to a degree of normal without masks and distancing by the summer holiday, Fauci, President Joe Biden’s chief medical adviser, replied: ‘Yes … there will be a greater degree of confidence’ in that.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/14/politics/anthony-fauci-fourth-of-july-covid-guidelines-cnntv/index.html

    With freedom from masks and social distancing possibly just 15 or 16 weeks away, there’s no excuse whatsoever for defying CDC guidelines. Just stick it out, anti-maskers, instead of being assholes.

  104. 104

    103)Even the Met seems to use heavy handed tactics. At least the average Bobby doesn’t carry guns, and even the Firearms-qualified ones operate under restrictions.

    Too bad this response to a Protest won’t have the backlash that the Second Battle of Trafalgar(Square) had on Thatcher.

  105. 105

    “While public confidence in police has never been lower, the cause has never been clearer: qualified immunity.”

    https://thehill.com/blogs/congress-blog/politics/543153-end-qualified-immunity

    Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out the solution.

    We need the police, and most cops do a good job. But police departments must weed out white nationalists and racists, extremists, militia members and sympathizers, bullies, and violent cops; stop rehiring bad cops; train and supervise better; figure out better ways of dealing with certain situations; and there needs to be much better accountability. You can’t expect cops to do the work of trained social workers, but they should be trained to know when to call in a social worker (as when, for example, the call involves a mental health issue). Two things above all: De-emphasize use of force, and stop letting cop unions run police departments. And yes, it’s dangerous out there, and we must figure out ways to make police work safer that aren’t incompatible with the goals of good policing (i.e., something better than shoot-first-ask-questions-later).

  106. 106

    “A longtime adviser to New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo leading the state’s COVID-19 vaccine rollout has been calling county executives to gauge their loyalty to the Democratic governor amid a sexual harassment investigation ….

    “One Democratic county executive … was so disturbed by the call … that the executive filed notice of an impending ethics complaint with the public integrity unit of the state attorney general’s office …. The executive feared the county’s vaccine supply could suffer if the executive did not indicate support for Cuomo …. ”

    https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/reports-cuomo-vaccine-czars-loyalty-calls-raise-concerns-76451564

    Now watch Republicans demand an investigation into Cuomo going full-bore Trumpian. The abject hypocrisy of this does not, of course, make it all right.

  108. 108

    106)This goes beyond Franken, and into Blago territory. Although Trump pardoned Blago, he can’t run for state office in Illinois again, the impeachment vote was unanimous. Will be interesting to see if the NY legislature goes that far.

  109. 109

    The Fuckhump and Faux News (and Bob) want to give The Fuckhump credit for whatever good currently is happening with the Vaccination.

    Well here are the numbers

    From 12/21/20 – 1/20/21, there were 13,795,666 doses administered in the US or on average 445,021 per day.

    From 1/21/21 to 3/13/21, there have been 82,749,956 does administered in the US or on average 1,591,345 per day. More than 3.5 times as much. And for another comparison from 1/21/21 to 2/21/21 there were 44,230,901 or on average 1,382,216 per day, more than 3 times as much.

    The Fuckhump is a loser.

    I think this is very indicative of an improvement that Biden can take credit for, or at the very least shows that The Fuckhump admin was twidingly their thumbs while the Corporations doing the heavy lift. It’s indicative of not rolling the dice earlier on with ordering enough to get a good jump start. Biden had to get the ball across the goal line on getting more vaccine.

    The Fuckhump didn’t give a shit. He didn’t want to have to pay for it. If he and the rich weren’t getting a tax cut or if it meant one day the rich having to pay more taxes then he wasn’t interested.

    He left it to Big Pharma to come up with a solution to save his ass, and he did very little on his part to make sure enough of it came quicker than it did, and then he passed it off to the states without any leadership to see that his pathetic average per day was any better. He preferred to be golfing. States weren’t set up with any type of guidance or reassurance of the supply chain and it gummed up the works on administering it.

    Re-elect the fucker and death will come sooner for all and this Country.

    Source: https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/daily-covid-19-vaccination-doses

  110. 110

    It’s been MORE than fifty days.

    MAJOR HAS NOT HELD ONE SINGLE GODDAMN PRESS CONFERENCE!!!!!
    WHY CAN’T YOU PEOPLE SEE HOW PRESSING THIS IS????

    MAGA!

  111. 111

    RCP approval average now down to 52.8%. If you look at the graph you can see Biden’s disapproval numbers are spiking.

    And yet they’re way better poll numbers than your raging orange moron ever had. That must be a sad thing for you.

    Of course, RawStory won’t show Steve that.

    Of course they won’t, stupe. RCP and 538 are the sites that do that.

    But speaking of Raw Story…

    ‘Is he ill?’: Trump’s health questioned after Mar-a-Lago photo with Lara Trump

    Whoa! Raging orange man-baby looks like death warmed over. Love that slack-jawed look. I used to think Clarence Thomas would be the first to croak. Now I’d put money on it being the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck’s raging orange man-baby. Looks to me like he’ll be in the ground by the end of June.

    Of course, that means the raging orange man-baby will never be the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck’s president again.

  112. 112

    @111

    God willing…..not that I would wish bad on anyone (as Bob would like to think or would like for that to be true that I would), but we really don’t need this guy around to run again, even at the slightest chance that he would.

    Not that the World is going to be issue free, we know that it will not be in a matter of months. But we really don’t need this fuck around.

  113. 113

    It just dawned on me why the Vaccinatoin rates were so low during the Fuckhump days…..it was because them liberal states purposely held back to make him look bad.

  114. 114

    …but we really don’t need this guy around to run again…

    The hell we don’t. I’ve got a case of Billecart set aside to celebrate his nomination. Honestly, I’ll drink it one way or the other. The only difference will be if he dies then I’ll be pissing French Champagne on his grave. And if he lives and is proclaimed the nominee, I’ll be pissing French Champagne on the grave of the GOP.

    I hope the motherfucker lives forever, in lots and lots of pain. I especially like the idea of Trump living long enough to see his companies shuttered for fraud, his children financially ruined, and to see his Salvadoran home health caregiver shit in his pudding cup after a stroke has left him incapable of movement or speech.
    “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”

  117. 117

    Actually, “Roger Rabbit,” Democrats and the Republicans are exactly the same in their self-aggrandizing attitudes towards themselves and their egos. They are both parties filled with power-seeking tyrants, who think nothing of running the country into the ground financially and trashing the Constitution. They are exactly what we feared and abhored back in 1776.

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