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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Trevor: Texas freeze and Cancún getaways

Robert Reich: No Compromising with the GOP Cult

The Daily Show: Cruz v. Cruz, vacation edition

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Anti-social media ♬

Now This: Ted Cruz fled to Mexico amid Texas crisis, faces backlash

Roy Wood, Jr: CP Time—The history of Black doctors

Samantha Bee: Finally…A happy Presidents’ Day

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ God is attempting to freeze Ted Cruz ♬

The Dotard Трамп and Other Losers, Conspiracy Theorists, and Seditionists:

Trevor: Bill Gates on how to avoid a climate disaster and driving innovation

Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz heads to sunny Cancún while winter storm cripples Texas

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Now This: New anti-abortion law in South Carolina temporarily suspended

Founders Sing: ♫ Fly me to Cancún ♬:

Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie’s FINAL phone call to Jimmy Dore

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Oh Jen ♬

ТрампPlague:

Lewis Black: Alcohol is a right!

The Daily Show: Cancún—The perfect half-day getaway

Jimmy Kimmel: Rush, vaccines & blackout

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lyin’ Ted, the beach-blanket Bozo ♬

Joy Reid: Al Franken explains Mitch McConnell

Trevor: GOP & FAUX falsely blame AOC’s green new deal for the Texas power crisis

Now This: The Simpsons’ predicted Ted Cruz’s Cancún junket

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  4. 4

    2)I like how she joined calling for investigating Cuomo. Then again, she isn’t exactly part of the New York establishment. She defeated one of their insiders to first get elected.

  5. 5

    Nice to see how we have a President that provides Federal Aid for areas hit by disasters, even if they don’t vote for him. That was how it is supposed to be.

    Wonder if the spotlight is gone, Texas and ERCOT will forget the lessons learned, again? SDOT learned well the mistakes of 2008, and have done better jobs in 2012, 2019, and last week.On a side note, I was asking on the NW Bus fans Facebook group, as once again articulated buses fail in the snow, which was better, articulated or double deckers. Most said, the Deckers, more weight on the drive axles, vs. an articulated bus whose engines are mounted in the trailer, as well as the drive axle. If that is the case, Metro should try them out on routes without clearance issues.

  7. 7

    “President Donald Trump needed his diet coke opened up before his eyes when dining at his D.C. hotel while first lady Melania Trump would send back her dinner if it had garnishes on it. … The server had to open mini glass bottles of Heinz ketchup in front of Trump, taking care to ensure he could hear the seal make the ‘pop’ sound.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9279757/Donald-Trump-needed-Diet-Coke-opened-DC-hotel-staff-reveal-expose.html

    Makes sense to me. Can’t be too careful. There was no taster because they couldn’t find anyone willing to take the job.

  8. 8

    Preet Bharara could not be reached for comment.

    Editorial: President Biden: Keep our U.S. Attorney John Lausch

    That’s an editorial from the Chicago Tribune. Goldy won’t like it, because it’s unsigned. A bigger reason Goldy won’t like it is because Lausch was investigating Democrat corruption, and the Trib was editorializing that Lausch should be allowed to continue his work. That might hurt someone that Goldy counts on to keep Chicago corrupt and in Democrat hands.

    Even the Democrat US senators from Illinois want Lausch to stay:

    If Lausch goes, our two U.S. senators, Dick Durbin and Tammy Duckworth, either didn’t see it coming or didn’t do enough to stop it. They released a statement Tuesday morning expressing their “disappointment” with the decision. They should be working to reverse it immediately, not shrugging their shoulders with a lame news release.

    Nope. The Biden Crime Family is protecting its friends from prosecution.

    Change, baby.

  9. 9

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has no clue that he posted @ 6 about a poll that was reported by the American Enterprise Institute.

    Here is a collection of op-eds and working papers published by AEI scholars and other affiliates.

    The AEI has the tacit endorsement of none other than Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Hey, I wonder if he lauds AEI over on that blog that SeattleJew used to run, too?

  11. 11

    @8 I can’t speak for Goldy, but I have no problem with investigating Democrat corruption. Now if only we could get Republicans to stop sweeping their corruption under the rug, corrupting congressional ethics committees, and protecting their corrupt and lawless buddies. As I see it, that’s a far bigger problem than the occasional corrupt Democrat, given that our party doesn’t tolerate that stuff and they get bounced when caught.

  13. 13

    @10 Also nobody in your tribe, including you, knows the difference between a stutter and dementia.

    That may help explain why they stuffed you into a radiology lab, and then retired you when that didn’t work out, either.

  14. 14

    11,
    The only problem I have with US Attorneys investigating corruption has to do with who those US Attorneys are.

    Put simply, no US Attorney chosen or approved by either William Barr or Pink Sweaty Meatball should stay.

    That speaks for itself clearly enough. Barr amply demonstrated his own lack of independence and his willingness to bow to political pressure. So for precisely the same reasons the incoming administration should preserve DOJ independence these USAs must be removed. They can not be presumed to be acting independently and free of political influence.

    Reap what you sew, motherfuckers.

    Build yourselves a fundamentally corrupt DOJ lacking all independence of action and devoted to protecting Trump and his family and you can not then demand that it be protected in order to maintain independence of action or freedom from corruption.
    They all must go.
    And after cheering on the Fur Bikini Pipe Bomb Revolution, Republicans just look stupid arguing otherwise.
    #youbuiltthat

  15. 15

    Any more incidents of Republicans assualting cops? Any of them get speared today? Didn’t any cops get hit with fire extinquishers today?

    March 4th – Insurrection Day II. Another day to assualt the cops!

    Yeah!!! GOP Celebrate!

  17. 17

    15)That’s what I’m afraid of. March 4th was replaced by the 20th Amendment. Wonder, what will be their next date after March 4th?

  18. 18

    16)Champ and Major join Fala in the company of Presidential Dogs insulted by Presidential Critics.

  20. 20

    I have no problem with this.

    Opinion: Black Americans should face lower age cutoffs to qualify for a vaccine

    I suspect that some of the statistics are problematic but overall black Americans are in poorer physical condition for a variety of reasons and are more susceptible as a result.

    It’s unfortunate that so many Democrats spent the latter half of 2020 claiming they wouldn’t accept any vaccine developed under the Trump administration. Pfizer and Moderna were each developed and approved while he was president.

  21. 21

    The massive failure calling itself the Republican Party is reduced to mocking Biden’s stutter and criticizing his dog because they have nothing positive to contribute to our political culture.

  22. 22

    “overall black Americans are in poorer physical condition”

    The newer, more subtle, iteration of eugenics.

  23. 23

    God forbid we should allow them to have health care so they can be in better physical condition.

    The GOP has made it clear they won’t stand for that.

  24. 24

    It’s unfortunate that so many Democrats spent the latter half of 2020 claiming they wouldn’t accept any vaccine developed under the Trump administration.

    Cite your source, please. You and the other cop assualters don’t like facts that much.

    Kind of like, it’s unfortunate that so many Repukes spent a day on January 6th assualting cops and trying to overthrow the US government, like Terrorists. The American Taliban.

  25. 25

    …so many Democrats…

    These would be the very same Democrats who were also claimed to have violently finger fucked Tara through her control top support hose, in one of the busiest public corridors in North America in the middle of a work day in plain view without a single witness. Right before she fled to Alameda County to steal cars and embezzle from charities.

    “KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN GUN!!!”
    (Wears a kilt for easy access.)

  26. 26

    It’s unfortunate that we didn’t have a President that would take the Fuckhump Virus seriously. In such that he negotiated to purchase a vaccine for less than 15% of the US population – Operation Warply Go Fuck Youself Because It’s Just A Flu That Will Be Gone by EASTER!

    Imagine taking credit for pushing the speed of getting EMERGENCY Approval and then only buying enough to vaccinate 15% of your people.

    FUCK YOU BOB!

  29. 29

    @ 26
    In such that he negotiated to purchase a vaccine for less than 15% of the US population

    G-clown’s math reflects his HIV+ status and the effects of severe amoebic encephalitis on his brain. Even before he was infected, his brain was an underperforming organ.

    In July of 2020, the Trump administration ordered 100 million doses of the vaccine under development by Pfizer, Inc. upon its approval. The agreement with Pfizer would allow the government to purchase an additional 500 million doses. In August, the Trump administration ordered 100 million doses of the vaccine under development by Moderna, Inc. upon its approval.

    “Through Operation Warp Speed, we are assembling a portfolio of vaccines to increase the odds that the American people will have at least one safe, effective vaccine as soon as the end of this year,” said HHS Secretary Alex Azar at the time. “Depending on success in clinical trials, today’s agreement will enable the delivery of approximately 100 million doses of the vaccine being developed by Pfizer and BioNTech.”

    Pfizer’s COVID vaccine was approved by the FDA for emergency use on December 11, 2020. The vaccine was developed and approved in 9 months—it was a “medical miracle,” as President Trump put it. “We’ve delivered a safe and effective vaccine in just 9 months… This is one of the greatest scientific accomplishments in history.” On the same day, the Trump administration purchased 100 million more doses of Moderna’s COVID-19 vaccine upon its approval by the FDA, doubling its order. That vaccine was approved by the FDA a week later.

    An additional 100 million doses of the Pfizer vaccine were purchased by the Trump administration on December 23, 2020.

    That comes to at least 400 million vaccine doses from Pfizer and Moderna ordered by the Trump administration before Joe Biden took office. The population of the United States is 331 million people. Both vaccines are a two-dose shot, meaning that the Trump administration had ordered enough vaccines to innoculate 60 percent of the United States population before Biden even took office.

    To be fair to G-clown, it’s possible he is getting his false information from the former SeattleJew blog that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has turned to a steaming pile of excrement.

  30. 30

    @24 I actually don’t see any Democrats refusing to get vaccinated. I do see Trumpers disguising themselves as old ladies to jump the vaccine line. And, of course, assaulting store employees for telling them to wear a mask.

    The best way to stay healthy in this country is by steering clear of Republicans.

  31. 31

    United 328, a 777-200, just made an emergency landing in Denver after parts of the engine fell off. The NTSB will investigate, probably mechanical, though.

    https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/airplane-parts-fall-broomfield/73-298bbbf8-637a-42a5-8bd0-5ca9b03c0f19

    At least this isn’t another United 629. That was a flight that exploded over Longmont shortly after leaving Stapleton. That one was a bombing, and ironically only convicted on state charges, 1 count of pre-meditated murder. The FBI had assisted the CAB in the investigation, only to find out no Federal crime.

  32. 32

    @28 Obviously he’s not wasting your time, because you said yourself you never read Handbill, which presumably includes the comments. He’s mainly wasting his own time, but maybe it’s useful OCD therapy, kinda like your HA posting.

  33. 33

    @29 “To be fair to G-clown, it’s possible he is getting his false information from the former SeattleJew blog that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has turned to a steaming pile of excrement.”

    This being HA, and not the New England Journal of Medicine, you can get away with not footnoting your sources here. Don’t try that with a real journal, though. You’ll become an object of derision. You don’t have to worry about that here, though, because here you already are.

  34. 34

    @31 “only convicted on … 1 [state] count of pre-meditated murder”

    They could only execute him once.

  35. 35

    I guess it’s to be expected that some twisted people hate their mothers enough to blow up an airliner full of strangers to get rid of them. It seems likely some parents hate their kids that much, too. In some cases, it’s probably mutual.

    On a different topic, does anyone know where Doctor Dumbfuck’s mother is, whether she has a carry permit, and when was the last time someone did a welfare check on him? And whether he was booked on United 328 but changed his plans?

  36. 36

    @ 30

    I actually don’t see any Democrats refusing to get vaccinated.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, you can’t see beyond the mirror you need thrice daily to insert your rectal catheter. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you see and don’t see. You never leave your shithole.

  37. 37

    34)Good point. He also showed no remorse. Didn’t care how many died, as he was trying to get revenge on his mother, for abandoning him during the Depression. Used a timer from a stove for the detonator, only had an hour. The plane was late taking off, one documentary said it was partly due to a lost set of keys from a Chicago baggage handler. Searched the hold in Denver, never found the keys, but only baggage originating in Denver was in that hold, making it easier to trace. If 629 had taken off on time, the debris field would have been over mountainous terrain in Wyoming. Might have gotten away with it.

  38. 38

    It’s really incredible, how poorly informed G-clown is, on just about every topic. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is adequately sourced, and merely has elected to lie his way through life – he has chosen dishonesty as his badge of courage. But G-clown really doesn’t know any better. He has the current events command of your average middle-schooler. Small wonder his parents abandoned him.

    Sad!

  40. 40

    SJW wins Australian Open.

    She could use a little work honing her message but she’s got people paying attention. What she has, and Kaepernick never did, is the individualism of her sport, which places the focus on her.

    I guess the other thing she has that he doesn’t is championships x 4.

  41. 41

    G-clown wanted to play tennis, having been attracted by that “can of balls”. But he kept finding another use for that racket handle.

    G-clown wears K-Swiss.

  42. 42

    Georgia state House Republicans introduced a secret voting restriction bill today.

    Text of the proposal to wipe out most ballot access was only released for public review an hour before the brief hearing.

    Members of the public wishing to read the bill and give testimony into the record are required to hold a mouthful of angry murder hornets while reading and only written testimony is permitted using their own blood for ink in 72 pt font. Comic Sans natch!

  43. 43

    Gotta love the fascist. Jew-hating Doctor Dumbfuck’s concern for a dead Jew’s blog.

    “Jews will not replace us”

    “The Biden Crime Family”

    I wonder if the dumbfuck radiologist is going to come up with an actual crime this time. Nah, the dumbfuck obviously believes repeating his lame-ass, stupid shit thousands of times will make libs cry.

    Just one of the many reasons why our dumbfuck radiologist is an incredibly stupid dumbfuck.

  46. 46

    Small wonder his parents abandoned him.

    Project much? You were raised by wolves and your brother killed himself just to get the fuck away from you.

  47. 47

    GWB and the rest of the “normal” GOP are probably gringing right now knowing that The Fuckhump will be speaking at CPAC.

    The Fuckhump will probably be in bed with the nutcase Marjorie.

    She’ll be wearing a mask with The Fuckhumps dick painted on it.

  48. 48

    Maybe Bob is such a homophobe because he’s a Proud Boy that doesn’t like to jerk off…..but having the horse do it is just fine, especially when the goat isn’t around.

  51. 51

    From link @45: “The speech is likely to attract an adoring crowd from the right-wing base that remains fiercely loyal to Trump despite because of his role in the Jan. 6 storming of the Capitol.”

    Well, it’s in Orlando, so I guess this time they’re going to attack the Walt Disney theme park and hang Mickey Mouse.

  54. 54

    @51

    His followers will use his speech as reason to Assault Cops at the Capitol on March 4th.

    And the fuckers didn’t impeach this fuck….GOP are murderers and treason fucks.

  55. 55

    @ 52

    “A bill granting drivers immunity for hitting protestors easily cleared an Oklahoma Senate committee recently on a 8-1 vote.

    District Attorney Steve Kunzweiler declined to file charges against the driver in Tulsa, saying several people in the crowd had attacked the vehicle with the driver’s children inside.

    Lessee, if I’m going to be like Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, I would write something like “Leave it to Democrats to support child abuse.” It would be embarrassing to HA’s moderators and intentionally false, but it would also be exactly like what Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit does several times each day.

  56. 56

    52,
    Let’s call it the Law of Unintended Consequences, since odds are in Oklahoma the first time the defense gets invoked will involve a bunch of Operation Rescue demonstrators left pissing in a bag.

  57. 57

    @55 “‘It’s not going to be a peaceful protest if you’re impeding the freedom of others,’ said Rep. Kevin McDugle, the author of an Oklahoma bill granting criminal and civil immunity to people who drive into crowds on roads. ‘The driver of that truck had his family in there, and they were scared to death.'”

    Notice he didn’t say “it’s not peaceful protest if you’re scaring a family to death.” He said “it’s not peaceful protest” (i.e., you can run over people) if they’re “impeding the freedom of others.”

    Also, if you read the fine print, the bill doesn’t grant criminal and civil immunity to drivers who are (or feel) endangered by a crowd. It grants immunity to run over anybody who’s impeding traffic.

    What that means, doc, is if you jaywalk in Oklahoma these people have a license to kill you. Better not ride a bike in the street there, either. Or drive below the speed limit.

    “Impeding” is now a capital offense in Oklahoma. Summary executions are authorized. And you’re already HA’s biggest cheerleader for killing people.

  59. 59

    Biden Promise-Break Watch:

    Colin Kalmbacher
    @colinkalmbacher
    ·
    Feb 18
    BREAKING: President Biden just issued new ICE guidance wholly abandoning his pledge to halt deportations. ACLU says this is “a disappointing step backward from the Biden administration’s earlier commitments to fully break from the harmful deportation policies” of Trump and Obama.

    The ACLU is NOT happy about it:

    “The memo is a disappointing step backward from the Biden administration’s earlier commitments to fully break from the harmful deportation policies of both the Trump and Obama presidencies. While the Biden administration rightly acknowledges that immigrants are our family members, our coworkers, and our neighbors, for now it has chosen to continue giving ICE officers significant discretion to conduct operations that harm our communities and tear families apart.
    …
    The priorities presume that all recent border crossers are threats, in total contravention of President Biden’s commitment to ensuring that people seeking asylum are treated with dignity.

    “We expect better from the Biden administration…

    Not me. I expected exactly this from the Biden administration. I also expect police departments to continue to be funded, and I expect the wealth gap to grow even faster under a Democrat administration than under a GOP administration.

    I also expect YLB’s kids to toil in obscurity in order to fund all of it.

  60. 60

    How fortunate for the Dumbfuck Rabbit family that its emasculated patriarch is unable to afford plane fare.

    N🅰R
    @narsocial
    Replying to
    @Breaking911
    The moment Flight 328
    @united
    engine caught fire    .

    ‘
    @michaelagiulia
    Flight 328
    @united
    engine caught fire. my parents are on this flightUpside-down faceUpside-down face everyone’s okay though!’
    1:58 PM · Feb 20, 2021

  63. 63

    @60 I’m sure it’s a great disappointment to HA’s resident ghoul that the plane didn’t crash and kill everyone on board, but you still have the Texas power outages, water shortages, and $7,000 monthly electric bills to celebrate.

    What is it they charge for electricity in that red state? $10 a minute during a freeze? Something like that. Running your house on flashlight batteries would be cheaper, if you could get them.

    As for me, I like our regulated socialist electricity just fine. It works just as good as the capitalist stuff, without the outages and price gouging.

  64. 64

    I suspect Texas may depopulate after this. Like all red states that despise regulation and public services, and drivers have a legal license to murder pedestrians, the place is unlivable.

  66. 66

    Yabbut yer gonna keep yer baby, oooh ohhh, …

    Madonna
    @Madonna
    The Patriarchy continues to try to crush my neck with their heavy boots, cut off my life force and take away my voice—Even those who call themselves artists…………..You know who you are!!! DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY! Now and Forever. #riskwhatyouvalue #valuewhatyourisk
    5:18 PM · Feb 19, 2021

  67. 67

    It’ll be interesting to see what the fallout is. It might be huge. I wonder how many more tech companies will move to Texas when all their employees refuse to live there. I’ll bet Elon Musk is sorry now. Maybe he’ll provide batteries to all his workers to keep them from moving back to California. At the very least, to keep them there, wages will have to be high enough to cover those $7,000-a-month utility bills.

  68. 68

    @ 64

    I suspect Texas may depopulate after this.

    You suspected GE to be a wise investment in October 2017. And bet your family’s future on it.

  69. 69

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s family is thrilled about the vast amount of time he is spending on the unread blog formerly run by SeattleJew.

    Every minute Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit spends on that blog is one minute less he can spend losing what’s left of his family’s assets doing stupid shit like backing dogs like GE and AT&T.

  71. 71

    @ 70

    It’s been 20 years since your last erection and 30 years since your wife last let you do anything with it, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  72. 72

    @71 That’s nothing. You’re a barn animal now, because your wife doesn’t even let you into the house.

  73. 73

    Bob was delighted with Insurrection Day I and can’t wait for Insurrection Day II. He was delighted that day that members of LEO were assualted with fire extinguishers and metal harpoons, in addition to being shoved and kicked like dogs, Bob was delighted.

    He delights in racism. He thinks his race is supreme. He delights in being supreme to others because of his lack of self esteem. He’s failed at everything he’s ever done in life, and his life has diminished to the point of being just a Troll. Whether in the Barn or the Abode, the Horse is embarassed.

  74. 74

    59,
    In which Tara now alleges that it was a young Senator Obama traveling through time who rescued her from the finger fucking:

    “fully break from the harmful deportation policies of both the Trump and Obama presidencies.

    Truth is it was a federal judge in Texas who came to Tara’s rescue and offered her cab fare and a tube of Vagisil.

    The superseding memo maintains all of the internal enforcement priority directives from the Jan 20th memo, but merely modifies them in response to the court order. The 100 day blanket pause on removal is ended in compliance with the TRO. So the enforcement priorities are amended/enhanced to address that. “Remove first – appeal later” is still ended. Persons with asylum claims and appeals are not removed. The only people being removed are the violent criminals already in custody and in process, and perhaps anyone being tracked as a terrorism threat. The refugee camps in Mexico continue to empty out as asylum claims are granted. And internal enforcement continues its focus on reuniting families.

    A truly sad day for “conservatives”. Once again Tara must travel abroad whenever she wishes to punch out a sobbing Guatemalan toddler.

  75. 75

    It is increasingly looking like the battle lines for dominance of the GQP in 2022 will be drawn around “red” states and districts and incumbents like Cheney, Murkowski, and Kinzinger.

    Democrats really need to take advantage of that opening to pour everything they’ve got into vulnerable incumbents like Johnson, Valadao and Herrera Beutler, and open Senate seats in NC, Ohio, and PA.

    Let the NRCC drain their coffers saving “safe” seats from “KILL HIM WITH HIS OWN GUN!!”, while Democrats pull together to increase our majorities. This is why Tara is forced to conjure up bullshit for her “Biden Promise-Break Watch”. She knows how much trouble she’s in.

    TRUMP/GREENE2024!

  78. 78

    @75 “TRUMP/GREENE2024!”

    Which Trump? The one who needs hermetically sealed Pepsis with tracking codes, or one of his low-IQ sons?

  79. 79

    he resumed his daily routine of admiring knitwear and stealing soda and gas caps.

    In an empty parking lot with only one person getting water. Nothing staged about that!

  80. 80

    Fully one half of Every Republican You Know says they are ready and willing to quit the GQP and go FULL FUR BIKINI!!!!
    https://thehill.com/homenews/politics-101/539779-almost-half-of-republicans-would-join-trump-party-poll

    This is the Trump hangover. Right now they just want to find their friend, check out of the hotel, and get the fuck out of Vegas. They let themselves believe that the last four years have represented an uninterrupted string of triumphs. And now they are waking up the morning after and realizing that their money is gone, a few of their teeth a missing, and there’s a violent Q-Shaman in the bathroom.

    They aren’t going to quit. But they aren’t going to turn out again for a while either. The next two years will be their Dry January.

  81. 81

    63)I believe Red State Nebraska has more Publicly owned power than us alleged socialists. We still have Puget Sound Energy and Avista. Although Avista almost got bought by a Canadian company whose shareholders include the Government of Ontario.

    Can’t wait for Early March, football returns to the Inferno at Roos Field in Cheney. Maybe in the fall, we’ll have the fans back, too. Both Avista and Cheney’s own municipally owned power company sponsor EWU athletics.

  83. 83

    @81 Given that PSE supplies my natural gas, and what happened in Texas, I’m thinking maybe I made a mistake when I hooked up my whole-house generator (which, like my home gym, is a rich person’s indulgence) to the gas line, and maybe should’ve run it off a propane tank instead. So far it has worked fine during power outages (we may get another one in the next couple days), but what if PSE does a Texas to the gas supply? PSE can’t be trusted.

  84. 84

    83)I remember once at an O’Dea auction, a chainsaw was described as an essential item if you had Puget Power(now PSE).

  85. 85

    @84 Still is. Get a little wind here and Doctor Dumbfuck will be running the lights in his barn off a lawnmower magneto so he can see the horse.

  87. 87

    “Attorneys for Ohio Oath Keeper Jessica Watkins detail how the efforts among paramilitants who are now accused of conspiracy on January 6 were closer to the apparatus around then-President Donald Trump and his rally than was previously known.”

    Wait, if she was working with/for Trump, doesn’t that make Trump a co-conspirator along with her?

    Questions for the prosecutor to ask:

    Were you deputized by the Secret Service?
    Were you deputized by the Capitol Police?
    Were you a commissioned officer of a recognized LEA?
    Were you a duly deployed member of the National Guard?
    Then who the hell authorized you to “provide security”?
    I see …

  88. 88

    In an empty parking lot with only one person getting water. Nothing staged about that!

    Come on Steve, there were 3 cars…one with a missing gas cap(really), one with no seats (fake news), and one with a square wheel (fake news).

  89. 89

    87)They think Trump’s authorization is enough. Or just thought that they would be facing charges.

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