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Stephen: President Obama reflects on the drone program and “the illusion that it is not war”

New York Times: Why Is the U.S. Allowing Migrant Children to Die of the Flu?

Sky New: Is 2020 the hottest year on record?

President Elect Joe Biden and VP Elect Kamala Harris and Other Election Stuff:

The Daily Show: Never forget—White people who called the cops on Black people for no reason

Stephen: President Obama’s mother-in-law helped keep the first family down to earth

The Dotard Трамп and His Delusional Simpleton Friends, Family, and Lawyers:

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Stephen: More time with Barack Obama

The New York Times: How Prince wrote a political anthem that’s still relevant today

The Week in ТрампPlague:

The Daily Show: What is the monetary cost of climate change?

Stephen: President Obama answers “questions we’re pretty sure Barack Obama has never been asked before”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Threatening the election workers. Feel bad for tbem, being a former Pollbook Judge for KingCo elections.

  2. 2

    “In an astoundingly emotional on-air tirade Friday, CNBC personality Rick Santelli sputtered and railed against the need to restrict restaurant outings and to wear face masks to help stem the surging tide of COVID-19 cases.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-santelli-andrew-ross-sorkin-cnbc-covid-19_n_5fcae2f3c5b6636e09255800

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Why does CNBC give airtime to this piece of human garbage? Paul Krugman said of him:

    “Somehow, (the Republican Party) has become infected by an almost pathological meanspiritedness, a contempt for what … Santelli, in [his] famous rant that launched the Tea Party, called ‘losers.’ If you’re an American, and you’re down on your luck, these people don’t want to help; they want to give you an extra kick.”

    Santelli helped created that. But I guess while we’re on that subject, Donald Trump is the biggest loser of all: An impeached and defeated one-term miserable failure whose policy of undermining health care experts cost a quarter million Americans their lives; a serial bankrupt who owes at least $900 million he can’t pay; a liar and cheat who may go to jail for tax fraud; and above all, a fucking sore LOSER. That should bother Santelli, of all people — the “loser” part — but it doesn’t for some strange reason. On top of being a jackass, he’s a hypocrite, too.

  4. 4

    “In a particularly deranged and conspiracy-filled press conference held in Georgia on Wednesday by attorney Lin Wood and Sidney Powell, a former member of Trump’s legal team, the two repeatedly affirmed, without citing any evidence, that Trump not only won Georgia but most other states, including California. They wildly described a massive (and fictitious) international conspiracy involving Dominion voting systems, China, George Soros, the Deep State, and the late Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez collaborating to steal the election from the president.

    “‘It’s 1776 in America again,’ Wood, an attorney and Trump ally who is currently representing Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager who shot killed unarmed protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin, shouted with a preacher’s conviction to the crowd gathered in a North Atlanta suburb. He then shouted for George Soros to ‘get out of our country,’ adding ‘you’re not going to sell our votes to China!’ Powell falsely claimed that Georgia’s election was stolen from the president because voting machines manufactured by Dominion Voting systems were rigged to give Biden more votes. She added, without any evidence, that the recount of Georgia’s votes was also a sham and that both state and local election officials have been physically destroying ballots marked for Trump in order to get rid of evidence of voter fraud. Georgia certified its votes on November 20 with backing of its Republican Gov. Brian Kemp and election officials, including Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, who is also a Republican. Both Wood and Powell called for Kemp and Raffensberger to resign as the crowd chanted for them to be locked up, with Wood bizarrely claiming that Kemp is a foreign agent working on behalf of China.”

    https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/12/donald-trump-lawyers-georgia-election-brian-kemp/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: It’s a good thing these people aren’t running our country or we’d have hundreds of thousands of dead. Oh wait, these people are running our country and we have … “

  5. 5

    Jokes aside, love the idea, FFG-63, the Navy has announced, will be named the USS Congress. With the lead ship being USS Constellation, just need to name the next three USS United States, USS Chesapeake, and USS President, and will have revived the names of the original six frigates built under an act of Congress signed by President George Washington. USS Constitution, is already take

    https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/37918/navy-boss-tells-congress-that-a-new-frigate-will-be-named-uss-congress-no-really

  7. 7

    There’s only one place to put the blame. And it’s not with the Fuckhump. It’s with Bob. If there weren’t people like Bob there wouldn’t be a Fuckhump.

    The Fuckhump is conceived by Bob.

  8. 8

    @7 As I’ve been saying…anything and everything that is wrong in this world is Doctor Dumbfuck’s fault.

    Gotta blame somebody.

  10. 10

    They wildly described a massive (and fictitious) international conspiracy involving Dominion voting systems, China, George Soros, the Deep State, and the late Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez collaborating to steal the election from the president.

    Seems weird to me that Republicans are leaving out the Nazis who live on the dark side of the Moon.

  11. 11

    @9 Compared to every word coming out of Republican mouths these days (e.g. @10 above), it’s stunningly rational. It’s all relative.

  14. 14

    The 2016 Election was a fraud. The Fuckhump cheated. He is an illigitimate Office holder. They cheated the American’s of their vote. The Fuckhumpster rigged voting machines, and stuffed ballots. They votesd six, seven and eight times over.

    The 2016 was a sham of an election. Don’t stand for it! Stand up people! Acknowledge that their was fraud….Nationwide!

    We don’t want this to be Russia!

    Mike Pence himself voted three times. We can’t stand for this.

  15. 15

    The Fuckhump/Prudent Penis Virus is killing Americans. The sanctity of life!

    We will not be told to wear a mask! No – let us blow snots and spit at each other – it’s our Freedom, Amen. We have freedom to kill!

  18. 18

    @16 it’s crazy that I can’t go topless shopping with my tits hanging out! Fucking crazy – it’s discrimination.

    I have every right to wear just my Bannana Hammock at Walmart. It is my fucking right!

  19. 19

    @ 18:

    Whose to say you can’t wear a banana hammock at wallyworld? Hell I’ve been in there exactly twice in my life and both times people were wearing worse than that.

  21. 21

    Trump demands names of the congressional Republicans who said they recognize Biden as winner

    Bet they are regretting that impeachment vote choice now

  22. 22

    @20 now we know why Bob smells like shit, and I thought it was because of the horse! Well, well, what do you know.

  23. 23

    I only read the headline. But why are grownups so stupid.

    Solution: Kids don’t need to play sports right now. Open school gymnasiums as make shift shelters and spread the people out, some stay in shelters at a socially distant distance and use other locations for the homeless (for this year!).

    Sure you will have to have someone in place to watch these homelss people, but there are solutions and we don’t need to see problems just as problems without solutions.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/winter-approaching-homeless-shelters-face-big-challenges-against-coronavirus-n1249906

  24. 24

    @12 Yup, Amy Kremer. This Amy Kremer:

    “Amy Kremer (born 1970 or 1971)[1] is an American political activist associated with the Tea Party movement. … During the 2016 presidential election she was a co-founder of two political action committees supporting Donald Trump’s campaign. In 2017 she unsuccessfully ran for the U.S. House of Representatives in a special election in Georgia’s 6th congressional district. … During a September 2012 appearance on CNN’s Starting Point, host Soledad O’Brien and others criticised Kremer for wondering whether President Barack Obama ‘loves America.'[12] … Kremer spent much of the summer 2013 congressional recess on a national tour intended to convince Republicans to support defunding the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.[14] … ”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Kremer

    Captain of the Kook Express, interviewed on a Falun Gong TV station.

  26. 26

    Hopefully Bob took this guy’s (an esteemed adult conservative whackjob nutball teabagger) avice.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/528915-michigan-pastor-facing-backlash-after-encouraging-churchgoers-to

    I said the same thing, many months ago (around June/July) to some of my family members. I said – “Let’s just get it over with and blow snots and spit at each other”. True statement, but it was said in disugust of the fuckheads that opposed masks, I wasn’t serious.

    This guy should get togehter with Jerry Falwell, Jr. and do a sermon together, with their dick in each other’s mouths.

  27. 27

    sure there is still much pain to come, and the world will always be a lot changed with many issues to overcome, but you would think now with a vaccine at our door steps and the promise to eventually control the virus, that the fake stock market would start to be nothing but good news……oh wait, that’s right, it’s fake.

    Time to start investing. Maybe PI’s mom will even find PI’s body under the couch, along with Bob’s pom poms.

  28. 28

    Voter fraud – does it exist? Pprobably it does. But the question is whether if a non organized fraudulent effort would amount to a change in the election, if it was of any great extent of fraud.

    I mean people have the right to vote and they don’t even exorcise that righ, why would anyone think that anyone would go to great lengths on a organized effort to collectively commit fraud to the point where it would change the outcome of an eletion – what is the probability of that Carl? Can you perform Monte Carlo on it?

    Whatever fraud there is, is probably happening on both sides, and if anything on the right side more than the left side. Dead bodies just don’t come in the form of Liberals.

    Radicals that want to play-up the notiong of abad governement have more motive to risk getting caught of fraudulently voting. Not the so called “minority” in the big city that is woried about a Repuke being in office. What organized effort has been proven? None. And isn’t this really just a racist dog whistle that their is fraud in the big liberal cities by those blackies? And what is the chance of any organized effort materializing into changing the results of an election? None!

    Come on Bob – that’s why you are no longer around. You can’t bare the embarrasment of what you have become or have always been. You heard of the “Karens”, well we have the “Bobs” too.

  29. 29

    Just pretend that it isn’t happening!

    That’s what works for everyone in the GOP.

    Make America Sick Again!

  30. 30

    @11

    That sounds like a problem for Republicans. Since I am not a Republican, I don’t have firsthand knowledge of what you’re speaking. I’ll take your word for it.

  31. 31

    Every “liberal” here should start to say that we aren’t Democrats….I mean just because I think Repukes are a bunch of dumbfucks, that doesn’t mean I’m
    a democrat either.

    Let’s just call us independents that believe in big government and liberal freedoms, not fascist fucking pigs.

  33. 33

    Speedy Alka-Seltzer should be tried and hung simply for proclaiming his shit doesn’t stink.

  34. 34

    Maybe PI’s mom will even find PI’s body under the couch, along with Bob’s pom poms.

    Speedy Alka-Seltzer is kind of like a lobotomized version of PI.

  36. 36

    Since I am not a Republican…

    The orthodox chant of every practicing TeaBagger, Goldwaterite, EEEEN-DEEE-PEN-DUNCE, John Birch Society member, and now Trumpalos since the founding of the Church of Hate in 1964.

    Nobody believes you either.

  40. 40

    @36 Actually #30 contains not one, but three, lies.

    * “I am not a Republican” FALSE

    * “I don’t have firsthand knowledge of what you’re speaking.” FALSE

    * “I’ll take your word for it.” FALSE

    How can you tell when a Republican is lying? When his lips are moving. How can you spot a Republican in a crowd? When he says, “I’m not a Republican.”

    Seriously, no self-respecting Libertarian has anything to do with these people. Nothing about them is libertarian, least of all their attitude on coercive government (“martial law,” “concentration camps,” etc.).

  41. 41

    @38 What does she expect him to do, fabricate evidence of fraud that didn’t happen? Bribe judges?

    Pirro, believe it or not, has a law degree. So she should know better. Guess it proves any idiot can become a lawyer.

    We already know idiots can become doctors, so we shouldn’t be surprised.

  42. 42

    We already know idiots can become doctors, so we shouldn’t be surprised.

    I know some idiots who became architects and engineers.

  43. 43

    Rudes is hospitalized:

    “Giuliani was admitted to Georgetown University Hospital on Sunday … no additional details provided about his condition. It is unclear when Giuliani received a positive test for Covid-19.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/06/politics/rudy-giuliani-coronavirus-positive/index.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: He probably knew about it for a week or more, but covered it up in order to infect as many people as possible. Looks like God wants to break up what remains of Trump’s legal team and put an end to this nonsense as soon as possible. Alternatively, if you’re an atheist and therefore don’t believe in divine intervention, you could attribute this turn of events to wanton carelessness; there’s been plenty of that in Trumpalo circles.

  44. 44

    @ 41 RR:

    Pirro also threw her husband under the bus, she accepted full immunity in exchange for her testimony at her husband Albert Jr’s fraud trial. He was convicted on 34 counts, went to prison, and she got to keep the money. She was a full accomplice in the crimes and got to walk away with the cash.

  46. 46

    Haven’t seen anything from SnideShow Bob lately. Too embarrassed by the latest turns of events I suppose.

    And SpittlePuddles? What happened with him? Too many cranial electroshocks I suppose. Too much voltage and one loses the ability to comprehend language. Or maybe the church dogs got him.

  48. 48

    @46.. So nice…

    It’s about time I stepped back.. I said I’d be here until the server goes cold and that won’t change but I’ll be looking to be here once a week or every other week or once a month.. Hot spots like elections or not..

    And every time I return I’ll be loaded with fun to be had with those trolls, those HA ZEROS… That’s always been my goal.

    Biden is not going to have the easiest time. He’ll be bothered a bit by the more lefty Dems and endlessly obstructed by Moscow Mitch and friends. Even if by some miracle the Dems pull it off in Georgia, it won’t be fun for me to talk up the Senator from MBNA. Republican-lite policies don’t do much for me.

    Happy holidays, fellow HA HEROES.

  49. 49

    @48 It doesn’t take a miracle for the Dems to pull it off in Georgia. Republican cannibalism will suffice.

  51. 51

    46,
    You know they’ll both be back as soon as they feel like the coast is clear or your back is turned. They are Republicans. They always need a timeout when the blows start raining down. A laughably pathetic major political party made up entirely of Charlie Zelenoffs.

  52. 52

    Just forty four days left until the big party celebrating the heroic Democratic defeat of fascism in the 21st century!

  54. 54

    …Creepy Joe and Kamel-toe…

    Yeah. That bit worked about as well as “Birfer” and “Whitey Tape”.

    Maybe America just doesn’t believe you assholes anymore.
    GOP FailPresident is probably on the right track having concluded apparently last summer that the only way you people can hold on to authority is to attempt to destroy democracy and steal elections. Rhetoric, persuasion, and governance just aren’t your thing. bump-stocks, tear gas, and bomb threats are more your speed.

    How’s it working out?

  55. 55

    @53 Why do you feel that denigrating a black woman with the term Kamel-toe is acceptable? Please explain.

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