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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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The Late Show: The Jerry Falwell Jr. scandal is giving pool boys a bad name.

Samantha Bee: The Republican party’s fall look—Fringe!

Biden—Harris 2020:

Trevor: What is QAnon?

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s best Christian: Fake Christian of the week—Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Bill Maher: American carnage

The Dotard Трамп and Other Grifters, Liars, and Cheaters:

MoveOn: Thousands rally to save the Post Office.

Jordan Klepper: What happened to the Federal Election Commission?

Racism in America:

Brave New Films: Poll worker emergency—Young people needed • Election 2020.

The Daily Show: America’s got suppression.

ТрампPlague:

Samantha Bee: What it means to be progressive with Pramila Jayapal.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Never Thought Falwell Jr would get in trouble by being connected to a scandal like this. Thought scandals among evangelicals like this were old news.

  2. 2

    @1 they are all scum of the earth. Grifter(s). Bob’s friends. Bob grifted and grifts too. Grifts for Putin.

  3. 3

    2,
    I saw a study that seemed to show how and why “culturally conservative” men were much more likely to exhibit an interest in cuckoldry. Had to do with “excitement and arousal” associated with transgressing a boundary.

    I think the truth is they’re bi-curious but they’ve been raised to feel so much shame and revulsion with respect to homosexuality that watching another guy is as close as they can get. I’d lay money Falwell went hands on once or twice when he’d had too much to drink.

    But rather than speculate, why not ask the local expert?
    Hey Q Clearance Cat Lady! Is it true that you’ve longed to slip quietly out of the closet on “The bull’s night” and offer some hands on encouragement?

  4. 4

    Hats off to Betty. Best line of the week:
    “My favorite parable is about the rich Pharisee and the naked pool boy playing hot twister aboard Jesus’ yacht.”

  6. 6

    Black on black violence. Often conservatives say that they are Republican because Democrats aren’t doing enough to solve black on black violence. However Democrats come up with methods that might lower the violence but they are stopped when their plans require Sacrifice by Republicans. For example guns are a problem in Chicago, when neighboring states are asked to change the gun laws to lessen the violence in Chicago the neighboring states say no. city Democrats can only do so much without support from surrounding Republicans so Republican share much of the blame.

  7. 7

    The Kenosha “Shoot me, nigg*!” dude was all of five foot three.

    Small wonder he had a conviction for sexually molesting a child. At his height he had no chance gettin’ it done with an adult.

    Y’all bring out the best people for your riots, libbies.

  8. 8

    @ 6

    Often conservatives say that they are Republican because Democrats aren’t doing enough to solve black on black violence.

    Black conservatives, maybe.

    The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, I challenge you to find me one printed quote in any online publication in which someone says they are Republican because Democrats aren’t doing enough to solve black on black violence.

    That’s not a reason for conservatives to vote Republican. It’s a reason for black Americans – conservative and liberal – to vote Republican.

    Keep reinforcing your reputation, dude. You’ve become the funniest thing on HA.

  9. 9

    Recent polling suggests IA is in the margin of error.

    Wonder if having a trifecta GOP government and stories of the state intentionally lying move the needle?

    Iowa was reporting false COVID-19 information for months, until this nurse blew the whistle

    Dana Jones knew there was a problem the Iowa’s COVID-19 data in May. Since the first reported cases of COVID-19 in March, Jones, a nurse practitioner who lives in Iowa City, had been keeping careful records in her journal of the daily positivity numbers.
    …

    Meanwhile, Gov. Kim Reynolds was reopening the state using Iowa’s low positivity numbers as justification for lifting bans on gatherings of 10 or more people, bars, restaurants, water parks.
    …

    On Aug. 19, in an interview with The Gazette, state epidemiologist Caitlin Pedati said that IDPH had known about the data problem since July but didn’t fix it. In fact, the problem still isn’t fixed.

    Pedati tried to downplay the severity of the issue, but the reality remains: While the governor was pushing to send kids and teachers back to school, the state was actively hiding positive tests and refusing to answer questions from the press about it.

    Then Iowa Gazette, same paper, next day, headline

    Iowa sees record 2,579 coronavirus cases, with 79% positivity rate

  10. 10

    @5 Just another example of the GOP dishonesty that has become so routine it’s boring.

    The party of Honest Abe is now the party of Lyin’ Donald. Amazing what a 160-year journey through Inner Space does to cerebral matter exposed to bullshit rays.

  11. 11

    Morning consult found the bump.

    Pre RNC Biden 52-42 6% undecided.

    Post Biden 50-44 7%undecided

    Compare to 2016

    Pre conventions Hillary. 41-39. 20% undecided

    Post Donald 44-40 16% undecided.

    It’s not surprising that most have made up their minds. This is a polarized electorate. Being an incumbent down 6 with your opponent at 50 is definitely not where you want to be two months out.

  13. 13

    @6 Yeah, I see the problem. Guns being exported from Illinois to Wisconsin by killer kids sure brings it into focus.

  14. 14

    @ 11

    I’ll assume that this is the poll to which you are referring.

    Here are the title and subtitle of that piece:

    Trump Pulls Closer to Biden After RNC
    Post-convention poll shows Trump almost halved national deficit against the Democratic nominee

    And here are the bullet points above the text:

    Former Vice President Joe Biden leads President Trump 50% to 44% among likely voters following the Republican National Convention vs. a lead of 52% to 42% before it began.

    Trump cut into Biden’s lead among suburbanites and grew his support among white voters, though he worsened his standing with voters of color.

    Biden’s favorability numbers weakened while the president’s remained steady.

    This is why I provide links when I mention an article. This is also why Cz-252 does not.

  15. 15

    @7 Doesn’t take much to bring the n word out from you.

    I hope your horse is white, not black, so he doesn’t have to hear an endless torrent of that language while being fucked by a unicorn.

    “Take that, ——! Take that, ——! Take that … “

  16. 16

    @ 13

    Guns being exported from Illinois to Wisconsin by killer kids sure brings it into focus.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, you need to keep up. Guns aren’t being exported from Illinois.

    They are being imported into Chicago. From Mississippi.

    Mississippi governor responds after Chicago mayor blames state, in part, for gun violence

    In an interview with MSNBC, Lightfoot said, “Sixty percent of the illegal guns that come into Chicago every year are from out of state, from Indiana, from Mississippi, from other states that have lax gun laws.”

    I bet on handBULL.us there’s a Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit piece about gun exports from Illinois into Wisconsin.

    You sully the memory of SeattleJew, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  17. 17

    @8 “I challenge you to find me one printed quote in any online publication in which someone says they are Republican because Democrats aren’t doing enough to solve black on black violence.”

    Google “Puddy”

  18. 18

    @9 It’s hardly a secret that Republicans are more than willing to sacrifice grandparents, schoolchildren, above all black and brown people,* and even a few of their own to get their profit machines spitting out cash flow again.

    * Which has the added bonus of reducing Democrat-voting and immigrant (to them the same thing) populations

  19. 19

    @16 “Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, you need to keep up. Guns aren’t being exported from Illinois.”

    Sounds like you’re still reading last week’s news. Maybe last month’s. You really should clear all those old newspapers out of the barn. They’re a fire hazard. You don’t want your fuck buddy to get trapped in flames, do you? Who’ll you fuck then? The chickens?

  20. 20

    @ 11, 14

    I’ll refer back to the Morning Consult piece to which I linked and to which Cz-252 did not.

    Morning Consult pointed out Trump’s 43% favorability figure. Doesn’t sound good, I’ll agree.

    Until you consider that Trump won the presidency with 300+ EVs at a time during which his favorability was only 36%.

    Y’all have a good weekend.

  21. 21

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit concerned @ 19 I’m using last month’s newspapers.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit is still reusing last year’s urethral and rectal catheters.

  22. 22

    find me one printed quote in any online publication in which someone says they are Republican because Democrats aren’t doing enough to solve black on black violence

    On the other hand, there’s no shortage of quotes by white supremacists who say they are Republicans today because Democrats do too much for blacks and other minorities.

    Democrats not doing enough to solve the problem of black on black violence, or throwing the wrong solutions at that problem, both very real things, is a lot different than a Republican Party embracing white supremacy while becoming ever increasingly hostile towards the black American communities afflicted with this problem.

    The problem presented by bungling Democrats can be fixed by finding better Democrats. As for the problem with Republicans, both white supremacy and fascism need to be eradicated. Sadly, you, a racist fascist traitor, have a problem with that.

    You’re the problem. Again. As with everything else wrong in this world, it’s all your fault. Get your fucking act together already.

  23. 23

    You sully the memory of SeattleJew, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Does Roger stand with these people?

    JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!

    No, that’s you, your orange moron and today’s GOP.

  24. 24

    @12

    Sourcing. But Pat Garrett, spokesman for Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds, said Friday evening that the abrupt increase is a one-time event, reflecting the addition of antigen tests to state numbers.

    Same article.

    No go back and reread @9 and wonder why a state official making a claim for the Governor……might not be credible.

  26. 26

    @Myself.

    It’s a cumulative headline.

    One day, IA Public health has been lying and Governor is using the fake numbers to justify opening because the numbers are low.

    Another day,

    The numbers are shockingly high.

    Even if it’s a one time event… day one plus day two equals Holy shit the Republican Governor is fine with killing us.

  27. 27

    Looks like our fishing boats are being harassed in the Bering Sea, by Russian Warships, on exercises. They were in our EEZ. Need to beef up the 17th Coast Guard District. Not just in Firepower, but SAR capability. Seeing the tenders being outfitted for Salmon Season wasn’t the same without the Scandies Rose. Was very big for a crabber.

    https://www.alaskapublic.org/2020/08/28/u-s-investigates-reports-of-unprofessional-behavior-after-russian-military-ordered-bering-sea-fishermen-to-move/

  28. 28

    7,
    In which The Q Clearance Cat Lady finally confesses his enduring Tiger Beat Love for this guy:
    https://gawker.com/this-shirtless-mountain-dew-motherfucker-is-the-living-1782370385

    My understanding is life has been a bit of a struggle for Mr. Fisher since last we heard from him. His MMA career never took off and his step-father’s business had a few set backs preventing Zach from advancing out of the backroom. He had to move back in with his mom for a while.

    So Cat Lady it seems to me if maybe you can put Zach into an ownership position in a motel investment you just might have a shot.

  29. 29

    11,
    The strong signal from investment grade polling is why you don’t see dozens of well funded third party hustlers this year. There’s not enough available suckers holding themselves out to pay for their airfare and hotel suites.

    But that kind of reporting muddies the binary horse race narrative the corp media depend on to drive audience in markets where it really doesn’t matter.

  30. 30

    17,
    Puddy’s not a Republican.

    Puddy is a Black Republican.

    You probably made the same mistake many Democrats make, assuming that Black Republicans are a subset among Republicans. Of course now you understand how that’s just not the case.*

    They’re a separate group altogether. Entirely separate. More or less the way AME is not really Methodist.

    *Tim Scott feels a deep sense of honor that he gets his very own entrance to the Senate Republican Conference offices. And now that staff have been retrained they’ve mostly stopped calling security each time he visits.

  31. 31

    Often conservatives say that they are Republican because Democrats aren’t doing enough to solve black on black violence.

    Perfect day. Thanks, Cat Lady.
    You read that and became sufficiently outraged that your response needed bolding and gantlet throwing challenges to drive home your clear point that “conservatives” can not include any African Americans.

    Pay attention Puddy.
    This is good information here.

  32. 32

    Chadwick Boseman died.

    He had a good part in Draft Day. Worth a watch. Unless you’re Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, in which case it’s probably better to spend the $3.99 rental fee to feed your family instead.

  33. 33

    @RealDonaldTrump

    Dan has my Complete and Total Endorsement. We need Dan in Washington!

    The retweet is Dan. Dan Rodimer, NV-03. A former wrestler. He plead guilty to assault in 2010. Was questioned by police for his involvement in nightclub fights three times from 2010-2013. Was taken in handcuffs, charges later dropped after a girlfriend accused him of DV in 2006 AND his wife called 9-11 twice in 2018 to report a domestic incident.

    It’s all Republicans now. They love them some criminals. The incumbent beat Jerry Tarkanian in 2018 with almost 52% +9

  34. 34

    33,
    Well Rittenhouse was only 17 when he punched those girls.
    So maybe everyone can be spared just a little forgiveness.

    (checks notes)

    Oh wait. Rittenhouse is 17 right now.
    Hey, just pretend I never posted. Kay?

    https://youtu.be/fK1zIz3FrKs

  35. 35

    @ 33

    Tom Carper.

    Did I slap my wife 20 years ago? Yes. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? No. I slapped Diane one time. It was a stupid thing to do and I…regret it now. It caused some discoloration of her left eye and some puffiness.

    It’s not all Republicans.

    Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

  36. 36

    Q: What does a Democrat US senator tell his wife after giving her two black eyes?

    A: Nothing. He’s already told her twice.

  37. 37

    Speaking of Rittenhouse, hey Cat Lady!
    Have you seen Kyle?

    That’s like the second global bandwagon of humiliation this week that The Q Clearance Cat Lady climbed on a dry humped for all he was worth.

    I feel it is only right to point out here that he was warned that Trumpism would lead to this.

    Still he persisted.

  39. 39

    38,
    What if “everyone” isn’t?

    What if it’s just you and Kyle?

    “Cause that’s a real solid possibility that keeps lookin’ better every day.

  44. 44

    Did Florida not close early enough? Did Florida reopen to early? Is Florida run by Republicans? Is Florida important for Donald?

    Miami Herald

    Florida accidentally released a report on COVID-19 outbreaks at schools — from daycare centers to colleges — and found nearly 900 students and staffers had tested positive during a two-week period in August as schools had just begun or readied to reopen.

    Why accidentally? Did another GOP state get caught hiding data?

    187,000 > 15

  45. 45

    @35 Godwin has to go back before 1983 to find some Whataboutism? And then tried to imply that black eyes were the same as two murder.
    Nobody will mourn Godwin after the last check clears.

  46. 46

    @45

    Yep. Probably still googling for a prominent national democrat giving a “Conplete and Total endorsement.”

  47. 47

    I need your help. Youtube is awash with conservatives spinning half truths as to why Rittenhouse is justifed and innocent of murder.
    I need a video of someone explaining that it was wrong and he’s guilty of murder. I need someone one calmly explaining it.
    Got any links?

  48. 48

    @ 47

    In most episodes Homer Simpson is usually pretty calm. Try him, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

    Meanwhile, your reputation grows and grows.

  49. 49

    @ 47

    What you need, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, is someone to explain things your way despite clear evidence to the contrary.

    Why, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit did just that when he referred to Mike Brown as a “fleeing felon”, even though he was shot multiple times in the front of his torso as he bull-rushed that cop.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, I’m sure, will be glad to debase himself further so that you can feel better about the contradiction between what you desperately want to believe and what all of the video evidence made public thus far clearly shows, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

  50. 50

    A Nazi was killed in Portland tonite. At least that is what he is being called.

    Steve smiles.

  52. 52

    @16 Since you mentioned SJ’s blog — thanks for bringing it up — here’s the piece I stayed up all night to write. Enjoy.

    http://handbill.us/2020/08/30/.....be-antifa/

    When was the last time you brought a smile into the world? You’re humorless. Of course, you won’t see the humor in this piece. Because you’re humorless. Also, you fuck horses.

  53. 53

    @16 Since you mentioned SJ’s blog — thanks for bringing it up — here’s the piece I stayed up all night to write. Enjoy.

    http://handbill.us/2020/08/30/.....be-antifa/

    When was the last time you brought a smile into the world? You’re humorless. Of course, you won’t see the humor in this piece. Because you’re humorless. Also, you fuck horses. Reputedly chickens, too.

  55. 55

    @32 It might interest you to know I’ve been paying for Barrons ever since they locked the library doors.

    Maybe you should buy me a subscription with your Varian profit. You can afford to now.

    We’re going to tax it away from you anyway.

  57. 57

    That troubled young man will have ample time to straighten out in a structured environment where there aren’t any girls to smack around (or do anything else with). Like the next sixty years.

    No horses to “ride,” either. Gonna be tough. Maybe they’ll let him out when he needs a catheter to pee.

  58. 58

    @38 Why don’t you visit a veterans home sometime, find some guy who landed on Omaha Beach, and try persuading him that because all of the guys up on the cliffs were Nazis, none of them were.

    Or let’s try this. When a million lemmings run over a cliff and drop into the sea, none of them are dead, because all of them are.

    I’m not sure the logic you’re using here works, doc. It might need some fine tuning. Along with the rest of your logic.

  60. 60

    @45 Why do you assume it’ll clear? I think he still owns that stock. So all he’s got right now is the purchase confirmation. He doesn’t even have dividend checks coming in.

  62. 62

    @49 You’re right, cops don’t shoot fleeing felons anymore, they wave at them and let them leave town. But he’ll be extradited. The dumbshit fled to a state with a Democratic governor.

  63. 63

    @50 “A Nazi was killed in Portland tonite. At least that is what he is being called.”

    From San Francisco Chronicle:

    “Police said the caravan had left the area around 8:30 p.m., and officers heard gunshots at about 8:46 p.m., according to a statement. Officers arrived at the shooting scene “within a minute,” police said, but the man who was shot did not survive.

    “An Associated Press freelance photographer heard three gunshots and then observed police medics working on the body of the victim, who appeared to be a white man. The freelancer said the man was wearing a hat bearing the insignia of Patriot Prayer, a right-wing group whose members have frequently clashed with protesters in Portland in the past.”

    Take a long hard look at the body. That sure looks like a pistol holster strapped to his (now its) right leg, and a magazine pouch with extra magazines strapped to its left leg.

    https://www.sfchronicle.com/news/article/1-killed-as-Trump-supporters-protesters-clash-in-15525241.php

    If that guy pulled on someone, they had a right to defend themselves. Just like Kyle Rittenhouse claims he did when he shot a guy who threw a plastic bag at him 5 times, including 1 time in the back. Except this one is more likely to be legitimate self defense. Not saying that’s what happened or what it is, but knowing the mentality of “Patriot Prayer” guys, he (now it) might have fucked with someone in the wrong manner. Guess we’ll have to wait for the details before we know.

  64. 64

    Looks like the Antifa-Nazi score is 2-for-1, your guys are still ahead — for now. Would you like to try for more?

    It’s not like the good ol’ days anymore, when good ol’ boys could grab a black man off the streets, tie him behind a pickup truck, and take him for a sleigh ride on a country ride. This generation shoots back.

    Me, I say a pox on all of ’em, let them kill each other. I’m a peacenik.

  65. 65

    Bob is a Nazi sympathizer. The USA is no longer the country it was, and it never will be. The US has died. It’s gone. It didn’t take long for it to happen with the help of Putin and the cock suckers of Putin. There is no reviving it. If you think so you are kidding yourself.

    Bob and his ilk are here to fuck with democracy and freedom as much as they can. The Troll has no other purpose. As much fun as it may seem to express your opposing viewpoints and think you are having a dialogue with him, you are wasting your time.

    Some say that Bob is wasting his time here, but he is not. He has strategically placed himself here to stoke the flames of the fire.

    You give him the oxygen he needs and the oxygen to continue to spread the cancer. Stop talking to him. Ignore him. Do not mention his name.

    Express yourselves as if he is invisible. Let him be invisible. Until then you are making matters worse. You can express you viewpoints without acknowledge that the horse fucker and horse cock sucker exists. His family did and it worked for them.

  66. 66

    ….but knowing the mentality of “Patriot Prayer” guys, he (now it) might have fucked with someone in the wrong manner. Guess we’ll have to wait for the details before we know.

    Not sure if the facts matter, it will be spun however the Nazis and Nazi sympathizers feel is convenient.

    Bob will go with that and it will then be wasted time expressing the other viewpoints to the horse cock sucker.

  67. 67

    Sometimes you fight fire with fire. Then, other times, you have to change it up and snuff the oxygen out of it.

  68. 68

    @52. Roger, liked your write up.

    @56. Your first link is broken.

    @61. I appreciate the links. They will help me with my discussions. The slate link was exactly the factual narrative I needed.
    Not that it may help, the person get mad and walks away when his conservative bubble is challenged.

  70. 70

    @ 51

    @21 At least I can say all I’ve ever had up my ass is a scope.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, you and I each know that you have had your head up your ass for the entire decade we have known each other.

    You should learn to throw a different pitch. Batters are teeing off on that rainbow curve you deliver far too frequently down the middle of the plate.

  71. 71

    you and I each know that you

    You and I each know that you’re a Putin-loving fascist traitor.

  72. 72

    @ 34, 56

    Kyle Rittenhouse is alleged to be the person wearing the Crocs.

    This was a video found on Reddit.

    The first comment at the @ 34 link is that the Zapruder film had more information.

    Michael Cohen was alleged to have traveled to Prague. Carter Page was alleged to be working with the Russians.

    The HA libbie clown show marches on. Meanwhile, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron learns that YouTube is awash with a lot of shit. It’s his Perez Hilton go-to website.

  73. 73

    Steve smiles.

    The only good fascist traitor is a dead fascist traitor. Think about it.

  74. 74

    @ 65

    You give him the oxygen he needs and the oxygen to continue to spread the cancer. Stop talking to him. Ignore him. Do not mention his name.

    In @ 65 gman refers to me by name no fewer than three times. Clown.

  75. 75

    63,
    This is what it looks like when idiots who have never been in a gunfight bring guns to a gunfight.

    Pay attention here. Both sides, whatever hat they wear, are working for Trump now. This is how he wins re-election. This is how he will sell it to racists in the states he must win. And this is how he will justify the voter suppression.

    Between now and November there will be more police shootings of unarmed black men. They will be captured on camera. The videos will go viral. They will probably happen in battleground states, like Wisconsin. Because this is how they get more Trump.

    These white kids with skateboards and spray paint need to go the fuck home and stay there.

  76. 76

    @ 75

    You forgot all the Democrats who have seen enough to know that they can’t vote for the Democrat this time around.

    #BLM let Antifa infiltrate it, and now there is no difference between the two. Democrats who supported #BLM now see their efforts turn into violence and destruction.

    NPR runs semi-annual fundraisers to which Democrats donate heavily, only to see looting glorified by one of the fawning interview subjects for which NPR is growing increasingly infamous.

    It won’t be the skateboard-wielding punks that re-elect Trump. It will be the moms who voted Democrat for the last 12 years to support the teachers in their kids’ schools.

  77. 77

    72,
    Ah no dude.

    Rule of holes.

    Think about it now. This is the 17-year-old high school drop out who arms himself with a military weapon and carries it illegally into another state for the purpose of getting into gunfights. The kid who was rejected by a military recruiter just last January.

    He’s been on a downward spiral for most of a year.

    It’s him. You know it. You don’t need testimonials from witnesses present (although there are plenty).

    You’re only hurting yourself here.

  78. 78

    76,
    Granted, you and Trump are determined that there be no difference between BLM and antifa. And if nothing changes in battleground states you may get your wish.

    But the risk you run is that the story gets out in time. That when BLM organizers summon police to stop vandalism they are ignored. That when BLM demonstrators detain vandals and looters for police they are ignored. That when Kenosha Guard was recruiting a disturbed violent high school dropout from Illinois the police were in on it. That story is already out there. And NPR might even get around to covering it.

    And you will have succeeded in hurting yourselves even more.

  79. 79

    This is your #BLM.

    Marina Medvin 🇺🇸
    @MarinaMedvin
    BLM leader: “I want to to put these police in a f—ing grave … I want to f—ing burn the White House down… I f—k police up in New York, I f—k police up in DC”
    9:41 PM · Aug 29, 2020

  81. 81

    79,
    Conservative agitprop Laura Loomer wannabe has nothing to do with BLM.

    You don’t have any idea who she is, do you?

    You’re a fucking idiot this morning. Brew more coffee.

  82. 82

    I’d like to acknowledge Elijah @ 75 for his honesty.

    I do agree with him that if liberals do not step in and end what the protests in places like PDX, DC, Minneapolis, Seattle, and Kenosha have turned into, the videos and audios that are recorded will be used to re-elect Trump.

    Trump may win, anyway, but do any of you think that Biden is ahead in Minnesota right now? Do you think MN would go for Trump if we had not just seen three months of riots in one city or another?

    I agree with early everything Elijah @ 75 wrote. My one dispute is that Trump won’t be selling it to racists. He’ll be selling it to people of all skin colors who now realize that they’ll be targeted next.

  83. 83

    @ 79

    You don’t have any idea who she is, do you?

    Nope. Before this morning I didn’t.

    But who she is means nothing. You didn’t listen to what was said in the video embedded in the tweet I provided a link to, did you?

    The video was the purpose of the post.

  84. 84

    82,
    If propeller headed rich white kids from G-Town discontinue harassing cafe diners, that sell job of yours is gonna fail.

    College educated suburban women do not identify with Joey Gibson, MAGATeen, or VigilanTeen. Nor do they hold monthly watch parties for Fight Club. Trump faces the same challenge as Biden. Turnout. The “Negro Chaos” theme has legs in Wisconsin and Minnesota. Could be enough to save Arizona and North Carolina. But it’s going to take more than groups of poorly socialized, basement dwelling Chuck Palahniuk fans beating each other with sticks in Portland.

    I’m willing to bet that African Americans are much smarter than them. How the NBPA leveraged this is a good example.

  85. 85

    Add Oakland to the @ 82 list.

    ELIJAH RIOT
    @ElijahSchaffer
    ·
    2h
    “Death to America. Death to America”

    Violent rioters chant on the streets of Oakland, CA

    These are terrorists who openly admit they want to destroy this country

    So why does the corporate media and Democratic Party insist they are peaceful protesters?

    “Death to America.” That’ll be in a late September/early October Trump ad.

  86. 86

    Adam Schiff wants y’all to know that it’s not Antifa that has been infiltrating #BLM.

    It’s the Rooskies.

    Joe Concha
    @JoeConchaTV
    Adam Schiff to CNN: “We need to make sure [protests] are peaceful, as they largely have been, and there aren’t these incidents of violence. In terms of what the Russians are doing … four years ago [they] exploited black lives matter. They set up their own false flags online.”
    6:45 AM · Aug 30, 2020 from Wyckoff, NJ

    Ergo, Antifa = Russia. And Russia = #BLM

    Somebody tell Steve, quick.

  87. 87

    83,
    Open mic. Assuming it isn’t fabricated. The “reporter” source for the original is a documented prankster, Jacob Wohl wannabe. So it’s worth considering.

    But assuming it isn’t faked, some in the BLM movement believe that part of the process must involve giving people a voice. So at some peaceful events they invite various attendees and guests to speak to the crowd. You don’t even know who this person is. Obviously not from the DC metro and not one of the organizers. But they gave him the mic so he could vent. Probably unwise. I think so.

    But we’ve been listening to alt-Right organizers using similarly violent and threatening rhetoric for decades now. And it’s been accompanied by mass shootings, ambushes of federal police, and a few fertilizer bombs. I guess you missed that.

  88. 88

    Speaking @ 87 of threatening rhetoric accompanied by shootings, some right-leaning, highly visible (Instapundit, Althouse) blogs this morning are mentioning that in the PDX video in which the Blue Lives Matter guy is shot and killed, a few seconds before the shots are fired someone calls out

    “Hey! Hey, we got one right here! We got a Trumper right here!”

    I’m not convinced I hear that. I probably am hearing that. But I’m not @ 47 The Even Bigger Fucking Moron. I’m not convinced.

    What I do perceive is that there was absolutely no threat to the shooter at the time the shots were fired. Which makes this shooting very, very different from those in Kenosha earlier this week.

  89. 89

    Re @ 88

    Here’s new video. Audio much better. The guy was called out for targeting before he was shot but I don’t hear any permutation of the word Trump.

    People on the side of the shooter seem upset that another man is rendering aid to the victim. Update: upset that the man rendering aid pushed away a street “medic” who was probably trying to help.

  91. 91

    Update: upset that the man rendering aid pushed away a street “medic” who was probably trying to help.

    The “aid” rendered to VigilanTeen’s victims by Kenosha police consisted of driving away EMTs with Trauma Paks, picking up the victim by the hair and shoes, and dragging them to one side and tossing them out of the way of their advancing MRAPs.

    With your head shoved so far up Erick Erickson’s ass you’ll probably miss that too.

  92. 92

    Team Biden is so frightened of the poll damage done by rioters and lootersmostly peaceful #BLM protesters that he’s gonna say something about it tomorrow.

    They won’t tell us where. They probably won’t let the cameras roll until Jill is done leading him by the hand onto the lectern.

    Yeah, that’ll do it.

  94. 94

    The Q Clearance Cat Lady this morning:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgrKbXEXcAAhQAj?format=jpg&name=small

    Now contemplate the daily news cycle and the odds that Trump won’t admit to taking Putin’s money and using it to pay for abortions before voting begins.

    Then ask, will it matter?

  95. 95

    Another example of the disconnect @ 90 between public school teachers and normal people:

    ChicagoTeachersUnion
    @CTULocal1
    We are completely frightened by, completely impressed by and completely in support of wherever this is headed. #Solidarity
    Quote Tweet

    Nic Rowan
    @NicXTempore
    · Aug 27
    Protesters build a guillotine outside of Jeff Bezos’s house. Yesterday the Amazon billionaire was reported to become the first man worth $200 billion.
    Show this thread
    2:46 PM · Aug 27, 2020

  96. 96

    Because the owner of the Washington Post who supports raising taxes, and quite obviously opposes Trump and the GOP is going to have his head cut off.

    The TIME MUSHEEEN is a big part of how the GOP got Trump.

  97. 97

  98. 98

    Here’s is what Trump/GOP’s “GREAT PATRIOTS” looked like roaring through Portland last night:
    https://mobile.twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1299930293286195201

    Running red lights, mowing down pedestrians in crosswalks, hosing down pedestrians with Grizzly Gas, pepper balls, and flash bangs.

    Yeah. Security Mom is going to see that too.

  100. 100

    @ 98

    I must’ve missed the pedestrian being mowed down.

    Not exactly a Summer Taylor video, that.

  101. 101

    Summer Taylor

    Where using a marked crosswalk with the signal is precisely the equivalent of dashing into the middle of an active interstate.

    Whaddabu…
    Whaddabu…
    Whaddabu…
    Whaddabu…
    Whaddabu…
    Whaddabu… bu… bu… puhweeeeeeez Mistah Twump!

    https://youtu.be/LA25LcbWbHc?t=48

  102. 102

    @65 “The USA is no longer the country it was, and it never will be.”

    What are you talking about? The USA has ALWAYS been like this. Didn’t you ever watch old cowboy flicks? The only thing that’s changed is sheriff’s deputies wear “III” patches instead of dunce hat burqas now.

  103. 103

    102,
    Take away their license to murder with impunity and the hordes of sport murdering police will happily self-deport.

    The fact is they aren’t really interested in doing actual police work. Agencies that purchase MRAPs and build training centers to practice “neighborhood clearing” with night vision goggles and “explosive entry” drills using flash-bangs will admit that the training is of little use. But they say they do it as a recruiting tool.

    And what kind of recruit do they get?
    The Kyle Rittenhouses who manage not to quit high school mostly. Just ask the wives and girlfriends. They’ll tell you as soon as their jaw fractures heal.

  104. 104

    @68 re @56 Thanks. Must’ve been taken down or blocked. I replaced it with a link to a different piece. Should work now.

  105. 105

    @70 Swing and a miss. Keep looking for that ball in the bleachers, dumbfuck. Maybe someday you’ll find it. Probably not. It’s in the catcher’s mitt.

    Don’t believe me? Ask anyone who here has his head up his ass. They don’t call you “dumbfuck” for no reason.

  106. 106

    @74 “In @ 65 gman refers to me by name no fewer than three times”.

    Yeah, he doxed you good. Can’t be all that many Bobs in the world. For shame.

  107. 107

    @76 “You forgot all the Democrats who have seen enough to know that they can’t vote for the Democrat this time around.”

    They’re the same “Democrats” who couldn’t vote for Hillary, Obama, Kerry, Gore, Bill, Dukakis, Mondale, Carter, McGovern, Humphrey, LBJ, or JFK, either — and most certainly not Obama! — but they did force themselves to vote for George Wallace.

    And they do still call themselves “Democrats” on social media and in blog posts. You probably do, too, in local social gatherings. You even claim you didn’t vote for Trump, but nobody believes you; including, probably, you.

  109. 109

    @80 You did read the date below that video, didn’t you? Which says “July 27, 2020”? Oops.

  110. 110

    @88 I’m convinced the guy you linked to @80 didn’t witness last night’s Portland shooting on July 27, 2020.

  112. 112

    @87 Not that hard to dub video. In this one, don’t even have to sync to the speaker’s lips, because he’s not visible. Might not even be one, just a crowd milling around an intersection. Slap soundtrack on stock video lifted off internet and you’re there. Kids can do it.

  114. 114

    Joey Gibson, “Based Stickman”, “Baked Alaska”, and company were rioting and killing people in Portland more than three years before Minneapolis police sport-murdered George Floyd.

    Please see Jeremy Christian.

  115. 115

    Love for Sale! appetizing Trumpy love for sale
    Love that’s orange and still unsoiled
    Love that’s only slightly soiled
    Love for sale
    Who will buy?

    Donny is a China Doll

  116. 116

    More Trump. What’s so bad about that? More death and destruction. They’ll end up regretting it. If they’re too stupid to see the solution that is in front of their faces then they deserve 4 more years or 8 or even 12.

    They have a choice, get rid of the problem or continue with 4, 8, 12 years of the problem. Nobody said Americans were not exceptionally dumb.

  117. 117

    54) Love this comic book style series on a YouTube channel of the Canadians fighting Russian Bomber incursions over the Northwest Passage. NORAD CF-18s and F-35s are coming up short against TU-160s, so a retired RCAF General pulls out their Ace inn a Hole, one of a handful who spirited RL206 from the AVRO Canada pland in Malton, Ontario before the Diefenbaker Axe fell on the CF105 program. Just loved the reaction of the Russian co-pilot in Ep1 as it came alongside. In the storyline, the White House isn’t helping, and the Russians were laughing, until their bombers get shot down by 60 year old AIM-4 Falcon missiles.

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3EReMs3ND7UC-VT6gOjFauI_PgDDPWdo

  118. 118

    Interesting conversation about the exercise from a blog by a retired Coast Guardsman that I observe(Never comment, way out I if my league). Love one of the suggested remedies, deploy a battery of shore based Naval Strike Missiles to Alaska. Something that the current administration won’t do. The blog author has been suggesting that the capabilities of the bigger cutters be upgraded to face newer threats, and to better support the Coast Guard being able to support the Navy in wartime.

    https://chuckhillscgblog.net/2020/08/29/russian-warships-sailed-right-through-alaska-fishing-fleet-sailors-newsweek/

  119. 119

    @118 It’s about staking claims to resources and pushing Americans around, which Putin is doing more of, and clearly getting away with. See, e.g.,

    http://handbill.us/2020/08/29/.....ure-doing/

    The fighter maneuvers next to, and in front of, our B-52 weren’t accidental, and neither was plowing through our fishing fleet.

  120. 120

    This flew under my radar, but Slade Gorton died Aug. 19, at age 92. I didn’t vote for him, but R.I.P.

  121. 121

    119)Should have figured he would do something like that, especially when his crab fleet tried to crash the party on Deadliest Catch. Plus, even if Trump wasn’t in Putin’s pocket, he wouldn’t care about the Alaska fishing fleet, it’s based out of Seattle.(I know, I’m the janitor in the corporate office for one of the companies)

  122. 122

    120)He stood up to redbaiters by being a character witness at State Rep. John Goldmark’s libel trial. He said if he testified, he would lose votes, but would have felt like a coward for the rest of his life if he didn’t. Sad what happened to Goldmark’s son and his family. The son had also been smeared as a communist, too.

  123. 123

    A conservative says “If it hasn’t happened to me, I don’t care.”
    A liberal says “This should never happen to anyone, and that’s why I care.”

  124. 124

    A Guide to Trumpspeak
    “Did you know….” (I just found this out)
    “People are saying….” (I’m making this up)
    “We will see what happens” (I have no idea what’s happening)
    “Fake News!” (This information makes me look bad)
    “Believe Me!” (I’m totally lying, suckers!)
    “Witch Hunt” (People investigating my illegal activities are finding too much evidence)

  125. 125

    122,
    Gorton was also outspoken in support of impeachment and conviction of Stupid Hitler.

    Goldmark is a fitting reference with Trump and Puddy working so tirelessly to create an army of David Rices to roam our streets and teach us “loyalty”.

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