Trevor: Sen. Tammy Duckworth on supporting first responders
Lauren Mayer: We’d like to thank you, Mitch McConnell.
Bill Maher: Eric Holder on the 2020 elections
Samantha Bee: Why we need to save the Postal Service.
Vox: How voting by mail could save the US election.
ТрампPlague:
- SNL: Dr. Anthony Fauci cold open
- Trevor: The world sees signs of light at the end of the corona tunnel
- Stephen: Sen. Schumer, “I would call Dr. Birx & Dr. Fauci before Congress, without Трамп hovering over them
- Stephen: Sen. Schumer, “No PR act” would prevent Трамп from adding his name to future stimulus checks
- Mark Fiore: Dr. Dotard J. Трамп, MD
- Bill Maher: Different shit, same day
- John Di Domenico: Трамп’s response to fake news disinfectant injection
- The Late Show: Surfin’ MIA
- J-L Cauvin: No one works harder than Трамп!!
- Bruce W. Nelson: Raleigh’s at the rally:
- Jimmy Kimmel: What Трамп was doing during COVID-19 warnings
- The Daily Show: Remember when Трамп said coronavirus would disappear in April?
- NY Times: Social distancing is hard. This astronaut has some advice.
- Bruce W. Nelson: Hey, you with the sexy mask!
- Seth Meyers: Трамп ignored coronavirus warnings & Pence refused to wear a mask
- SNL: Stuck in the house
- Stephen: You’re doing amazing, Mr. President. See, sarcasm does work!
- Lars von Retriever: Трамп’s Thunderstruck
- Trevor: Coronavirus ravages the food supply chain
- Randy Rainbow: A spoonful of Clorox:
- The Late Show: Trump’s idea to inject disinfectant inspires new cleaning products
- Stephen: Jared Kushner declares Трамп’s coronavirus decision-making “a great success story”
- Trevor: Neighboring in the time of coronavirus
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп NOT the dope of the day!
- SNL: Message from MI Gov. Whitmer
- Bill Maher: Immunity booster
- The Daily Show: BIG NEWS—Трамп reveals ingenious 4-step plan to wipe out coronavirus
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes platinum!
- Seth Meyers: Трамп sinks in polls, claims disinfectant comments were sarcastic
- Stephen: Трамп is watching, and tweeting about, “This stupid show”
- John Di Domenico: Trump BLASTS everyone over the corona virus “King Covid 45”:
- Lauren Mayer: I can’t remember what day it ss
- Vox: How coronavirus charts can mislead us
- Robert Reich: From Ukraine to coronavirus—Trump’s abuse of power continues, featuring Robert Reich
- Mother Jones: Trump’s 100 days of deadly coronavirus denial
- Now This: Bill Gates explains why U.S. COVID-19 testing is “bogus”
- Trevor: Immunity in Sweden & Трамп ignored warnings
- Stephen: Трамп doesn’t talk like a guy who knows what he’s talking about
- J-L Cauvin: Trump Tuesdays—Episode 1
- Seth Meyers: Kushner and Трамп call coronavirus response “success story” and “great job”
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s disinfectant debacle
- Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп’s COVID cures:
- Trevor: The U.S. hits one million cases of coronavirus
- Stephen: Sen. Amy Klobuchar & Mayor Pete Buttigieg comment On Трамп’s move to keep meat plants open
- Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin on the 5 biggest covid-19 mistakes to avoid as we try to flatten the curve
- SNL Weekend Update: Трамп suggests injecting disinfectant
- Trevor: Трамп’s bleach suggestion—sarcasm?
- Seth Meyers: White House schedules, cancels and then reschedules coronavirus press briefing
- The Daily Show: Trump’s best words–coronavirus briefing edition
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wishes the First Third Lady a happy birthday
- Stephen: Burger enthusiast The Dotard Трамп orders America’s meat plants to stay open
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп blames & complains and celebrities after quarantine
Stephen: How do Democrats win in the midwest? Sen. Amy Klobuchar & Mayor Pete Buttigieg weigh in.
Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Joe Biden.
Trevor: PPP loans sapped by big businesses.
Samantha Bee: Trying to keep up with Kamala Harris
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
So Governor Hogan had to call up the Guard to keep the test kits from being confiscated? It’s a matter of life and death, and these test kits should have been available from the beginning.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
THE RoK managed to hold a legislative election during a Pandemic, and amid the precautions it worked out well. Interestingly, a North Korean defector won a seat.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52304781
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Late last night, the GOP RapeHero removed the Inspector General for HHS in retaliation for a comprehensive report her office had published that detailed the massive shortages of PPE and testing supplies faced by US hospitals in their ongoing struggle to control growth of the TrumPlague Body Pile.
Casablanca spews:
It’s the Wuhan Plague. The Chicoms own it.
@godwinha spews:
I believe Brett Kavanaugh. Anyone who knows him knows this allegation is antithetical to his character, to the culture in his office, to his soul. He has never been that kind of guy. Ever.
The story has been heard and vetted. No one purported to be present remembers it, not even the girl Blasey Ford referred to as a close friend. No contemporaneous corroboration found. Move on.
Howz yer hypocrisy workin’ out for y’all?
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
4,
Please keep flailing. Since you got started the numbers have only gotten worse for you guys.
Most recently it’s 87% of Americans who blame Trump, at least partially for his giant smoldering body pile.
And trust me, Snowflake, you do not even want to know how many are blaming him for the 50 million unemployed. Just goes to show, I guess…
Rapepublicans are just not cut out for this work.
@godwinha spews:
I’m tryin’ to be good, YLB. I really am. But sometimes it’s just not easy.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
I believe Donald Trump.
If only trolls could have had… Gary Johnson… or Ted Cruz… or JEB! even. But they could not. Those options were denied to them. Denied by the vast, overwhelming surge of angry, racist, forgotten trailerbillies who now own them all. They built a modern klownsurvaturd movement around conjuring the primal impulses of superstitious imbeciles like The Loon. And now the imbeciles are permanently in control.
@godwinha spews:
@ 6
Please keep flailing. Since you got started the numbers have only gotten worse for you guys.
Not really, no.
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/495695-trump-hits-49-percent-approval-rate-in-gallup-poll
Steve spews:
You need to pull your head out of Putin’s ass.
65,000 dead and rising
30,000,000 newly unemployed and rising
And it’s all your fault. Run on that, you stupid fucking traitor.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
I think I got this right.
We traded a first term state rep nobody from Nowhere, NH in order to tactlessly draw media attention to yet another quite glaring problem with Ms. Reade’s allegations that she refuses to address.
And The Q Clearance Pussy celebrates and amplifies.
#SoMuchWinning
@godwinha spews:
@ 10
Replace Biden. That request is an act of patriotism, Steve.
You are running out of time.
@godwinha spews:
@ 8
Actually, QoS McHillbilly, according to a suddenly-former NH state house Democrat representative @ 7, it would not have been possible for Trump to grab ’em by the pussy unless there was cooperation by the women.
They wanted it, you see. That is what the dude claimed. Go read his tweet. You probably won’t find it on dkos or blueoregon, tho.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Not shorter 12,
“Steve, I neeeeeed Democrats to take key political advice from someone who regularly traffics is batshit insane conspiracy claims about invisible baby cannibal pizza parlors and who knowingly and willingly voted for a confessed rapist.”
In his next post, The Q Clearance Pussy, who eagerly traded away his national allegiance for tacit permission to tell racist jokes around the water cooler, will demand that we make Danielle Stella the Chair of the DNC – as an act of patriotism.
Steve spews:
Incompetent much, Dumbfuck? Try running on that.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
13, conspiracy lunatic continues to amplify and call attention to glaring discrepancies in Ms. Reade’s account of her allegation.
#MoreRakes!
Steve spews:
A dumbfuck traitor offers a loyal, patriotic American advise on patriotism.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@4 Yes, but they share, so legal title doesn’t matter.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Their tribe: “When asked about Trump’s support for the armed protesters in Michigan, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said Friday that he was referencing his support for the ‘First Amendment right to protest.'”
Our tribe: “During a Friday morning press conference, Whitmer said Thursday’s ‘scene at the Capitol was disturbing. Swastikas and Confederate flags, nooses and automatic rifles, do not represent who we are as Michiganders,’ the first-term governor said.”
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/02/politics/trump-protests-reelection-2020/index.html
Sucks to be them; but, more pointedly, they suck.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@5 You believe Brett Kavanaugh and Tara Reade, and don’t believe Christine Blasey-Ford or Joe Biden. Gotcha. All boxes checked. And you still want us to believe you’re not a Trump bot?
Steve spews:
@19 “During a Friday morning press conference, Whitmer said Thursday’s ‘scene at the Capitol was disturbing. Swastikas and Confederate flags, nooses and automatic rifles, do not represent who we are as Michiganders,’ the first-term governor said.”
Very fine people, I’m sure.
@godwinha spews:
If the Biden stuff at U of DE was ever opened, we’d learn more about the treatment Anita Hill got.
Probably more there to damage him than in the Reade stuff.
If Biden doesn’t die in office and that stuff sees the light of day while he’s still around, probably some interesting questions will arise for him.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@7 Here’s the thing. When a Democrat does something incredibly stupid, he’s gone. But when a Republican does something incredibly stupid, we’re still saddled with him and he keeps on doing incredibly stupid things, again and again and again, because his party does nothing to stop him.
No, the parties aren’t the same.
I’llHaveAPilsner spews:
@7
Hunh, Democrat says something stupid about women. Party forces him to resign.
Do “Consensual Rape”
Do “ the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.“
Do a fetus masturbates, “Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?”
Do “Before…my friends on the left side of the aisle here tried to make rape and incest the subject — because, you know, the incidence of rape resulting in pregnancy are very low”
Do “As long as it’s inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.”
Not one of these were even asked to resign. So how exactly does this make Democrats look bad in the eyes of women.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@9 The best that can be said about this is that you’ve chosen to celebrate a miserable incompetent’s deadly failures.
You would’ve been better off to have been born in the body of a horse. Or a unicorn, or whatever. Because you don’t have what it takes to be human, and the more you pretend, the worse you look.
I’llHaveAPilsner spews:
67,000 > 15
“Under control. We did great. 60,000 and could have been a lot worse if I wasn’t such a hero.”
Likely to be 70,000 by Monday morning. “I never said we were going to get it down to zero pretty soon. Never have I ever suggested 60,000 would be the high end. Never never never patted myself on the back for less than 70,000 dead. You know the average for the flu is 26,000 to 70,000 Think about that. No one covers the flu like this.”
Roger Rabbit spews:
@22 Biden isn’t perfect, I’m sure. But Trump is even less perfect, by a country mile. In this world, everything is relative.
So who do you embrace, and who do you diss?
Relatively speaking, you’ve got to be the dumbest unicorn ever to attend med school.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
22,
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
The Q Clearance Pussy will never be a Man.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
15,
It’s not incompetence in the traditional sense.
They want this. We’ll be at 50 million unemployed before the bottom of this Trump Depression. If the nationwide average has 70% of those people with no income, and therefore no spending, there will be entire sectors and regions going into bankruptcy. They want that.
I believe they plan to capitalize on the opportunities to snatch up assets while blaming the suffering on the next guy. I believe Moscow Mitch has already concluded he will lose the majority and Trump is done. They see no political advantage at this point in lessening the consequences. And they see enormous political and financial advantages in making things worse.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Trump is a miserable failure on every count. His polls are terrible and sinking. Dumbfuck harps on Tara Reade because it’s all he’s got. He’s a one-trick unicorn.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Republicans forgave Kavanaugh for what he denied doing. Democrats are forgiving Biden for what he denies having done.
And why not? What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.
RedReformed spews:
31. As always. Republicans have outrage only if they think a Democrat did it.
RedReformed spews:
Tucker Carlson criticizes government officials for listening to an “elderly power drunk epidemiologist”
https://www.mediamatters.org/coronavirus-covid-19/tucker-carlson-criticizes-government-officials-listening-elderly-power-drunk
Dissent will not be tolerated.
I’llHaveAPilsner spews:
It would be a shame if people made this video of Katie Johnson go viral. Donald doesn’t want it to go viral
https://www.youtube.com/embed/rbFJWo3gdRI
“Before I gave him a handjob, he kind of slapped my hand away and said ‘You need to use a glove.’ And the recruiter ran over and handed me a glove and said ‘No one touches Mr. Trump’s penis without a glove.'”
Here’s where Dumbfuck says, “Believe all women just not the then 13 year old bitch who is so clearly lying about explicit details of the statutory rape at a Jeffrey Epstein orgy party.”
YLB spews:
I’m tryin’ to be good, YLB. I really am. But sometimes it’s just not easy.
It’s obvious to all of us that “IT” is impossible..
for you..
pos rapey mcdimfuk.. Just embrace it.. It’s your brand.
And the brand expires you know when..
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
21,
Steve, at the same time those armed and violent mobs of Rapepublicans threatened peaceful law abiding state legislators and employees while trumpeting Nazi slogans lifted directly from Auschwitz, FOX News was re-publishing stories from VDare.
It’s not hyperbole. It’s who Rapepublicans are now.
And they are not the least bit ashamed of any of it.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
https://youtu.be/rbFJWo3gdRI?t=313
This is who they are.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
https://www.newsweek.com/before-proposing-melania-trump-unwanted-touching-1464248
Justice for Karen!
Oh. No, not that Karen. A different Karen. Oh. Okay. So there’s like at least seven Karens. So this one will be Karen #2, Okay. Justice for her!
I'llHaveAPilsner spews:
The GOP wants you to die part CCXCVIII
Gubernatorial Frontrunner and Clint Didder joining forces
Gubernatorial candidate Tim Eyman has joined Franklin County Commissioner Clint Didier and some small business owners in filing a lawsuit against Gov. Jay Inslee, saying his stay-at-home order has imposed “unacceptable tyranny.”
The suit has a lot going for it like trying to say that Supreme Court decisions are unconstitutional.
Jacobson V Massachusetts, 7-2
“a community has the right to protect itself against an epidemic of disease which threatens the safety of its members,”
…
“in every well-ordered society . . . the rights of the individual in respect of his liberty may at times, under the pressure of great dangers, be subjected to such restraint, to be enforced by reasonable regulations, as the safety of the general public may demand.”
I'llHaveAPilsner spews:
Oooops
Have you tried installing UV lights all over the state?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@39 Just drop them on an island somewhere and let them infect each other. Good riddance.
Oh, and helicopter in supplies of food, PPE, hospital beds, ventilators, medical supplies, remdesevir, and any doctors or nurses fool enough to volunteer for taking care of them. We need to be compassionate about this.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@40 “Have you tried installing UV lights all over the state?”
There’s already a big UV light in the sky. All they need to do is pull back the ozone curtain. A few more coal roller conversions to their pickups should do the trick.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@33 “Dissent will not be tolerated.”
Except in the Michigan state capitol. That, of course, is a different story. Bring your Confederate and Nazi Swastika flags. And, of course, your AR-15s.*
* Which are now illegal in Canada.
YLB spews:
Same link @38
“Knauss, then Trump’s girlfriend, reportedly got extremely upset when she saw another woman’s makeup in the bathroom they shared .. Trump apparently hadn’t abandoned those old habits.. In the period before he proposed to Melania, Trump engaged in a wave of allegedly unwanted touching,”
Hey babbling butthole, YOU voted for this sex predator pos!
and pos rapey mcdimfuk, this is YOUR ideal behavior. If you truly did not throw the lever for this pos, it’s only because you perceive the orange freak as COSTING YOU MONEY in the long term.
We all know your priorities in life. Nothing deflates the short arm for you quicker than a shrinking bank account.
I'llHaveAPilsner spews:
When you find yourself holding an empty bag so you insist to anyone who will listen that you have something important in the bag and you’ll prove it at the proper time.
From those hippies and fake news over at Washington Examiner:
Roger Rabbit spews:
Tara Reade “clarifies” her complaint against Biden
“Tara Reade, the former Senate staffer who alleges Joe Biden sexually assaulted her 27 years ago, says she filed a limited report with a congressional personnel office that did not explicitly accuse him of sexual assault or harassment.
” … Biden … asked the Senate and the National Archives to search their records to try to locate a complaint from Reade. [Now] Reade is suggesting that even if the report surfaces, it would not corroborate her assault allegations ….”
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/05/02/ap-exclusive-harassment-assault-absent-in-biden-complaint/24176534/
Yup. Better to head that off at the pass, in case they find it.
Roger Rabbit spews:
This witness wouldn’t get a jury to a preponderance, let alone beyond a reasonable doubt. But our wingnut friends don’t need no stinkin’ proof. Biden is guilty of being a Democrat, and that’s enough. Now, if you’ll excuse them, they’re scheduled to wave Confederate and Nazi battle flags at a state capitol near you.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Florida’s solution to lockdowns: Stop reporting Covid-19 deaths.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-officials-blocking-coronavirus-death-count_n_5eadae65c5b62e26815d1836
In the name of BEACH WEEK!!!
Roger Rabbit spews:
Meanwhile, Trump has fired a watchdog who reported shortages of medical supplies at hospitals.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-hhs-replacement-hospital-shortages_n_5ead8058c5b68d884e00c0cc
But first, he had to get the official’s gender straight.
Roger Rabbit spews:
The only new poll reported at RealClearPolitics today is from the Dallas Morning News.
It shows Trump and Biden tied in the Lone Star State.
Texas has 38 electoral votes. Trump has no path to reelection without them, even if he wins Florida, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Arizona.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
39,
Next thing you know, these “Doctors” will be claiming that The Gubmit has the “legal” authority to seize an able-bodied young man, put him in a uniform, hand him a rifle, and force him to go overseas and fight in a war.
That’s unpossible! FREEEEDUMB!!!!
The Nattering of Trolls spews:
@44,
Yeah? So?
Um, uh, Biden smelled hair! HAIR! Smelled it! Samey-same-SAME!
Plus, also, besides, I’m
TEALibertarian now.Down with Tyranny!
Another stupid comment on HA. spews:
Trump is responsible for the Black Death pandemic which occurred over 400 years ago.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
53,
It all must seem so terribly unfair to you.
I bet it makes you very frustrated to think the guy you voted for is being blamed (at least in part) for a global pandemic that started in China.
Well if that frustrates you, then the last thing you should think about is how trivially easy it would be for any normal human being in Trump’s position to win COVID-19. Literally the only thing he would have to do is pretend be a decent human being.
It’s been three months since the Trump Body Pile began to grow. And in all that time Trump still has not uttered one single word of sympathy, kindness, or basic human understanding to the hundreds of thousands of grieving Americans or to the millions of Americans who are tasked with the struggle to fight the pandemic. Not one single word. Sixty three thousand Americans are dead. Their friends, their families, their coworkers and their communities feel that loss. But Trump feels nothing.
A little kindness. Words and gestures. And he would own his own re-election. It would be in the bag. By simply pretending to be a moderately good person acting in the most powerful and significant leadership role on the planet, Trump could reduce his opponents to powerless scuttling insects.
But. He. Can’t.
He never will. He does not have it in him. All the power, glory, and triumph is right there for the simple taking. But he can’t do it. He knows it too. And so do you. You knew that four years ago when you decided to make him your nominee. You knew it when you listened to him confess to being a violent rapist. And now it’s too late and there’s nothing you can do about it but cry. Which more than you can say for Trump.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@53 Well at least you recognize your comment is stupid. The next breakthrough will come when you realize you’re stupid.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@54 After three years in office, the miserable failure can’t think of anything better to do than egging on Nazi flag-waving rioters. If he hasn’t figured out by now what his job is, he never will.
I’llHaveAPilsner spews:
@22
If Donald would ever release his taxes there is probably more interesting and damaging stuff there.
If Epstein files ever see the light of day there might be proof of Donald fucking a 13 year old.
When NBC turns over the Apprentice raw tapes it could have lots of damaging statements from Donald.
Dumbfuck you really are a something.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I’d never heard of David Icke, but as it takes an exceptional effort to get kicked off both YouTube and Facebook,
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/may/02/youtube-deletes-coronavirus-conspiracy-theorist-david-ickes-channel
… I looked him up:
“David Vaughan Icke … is an English conspiracy theorist, and former footballer and sports broadcaster. … Icke’s Facebook page was deleted on 1 May 2020. Facebook stated: ‘We have removed this Page for repeatedly violating our policies on harmful misinformation. His YouTube channel was deleted a day later. … In April 2020, Icke claimed in a YouTube video that the coronavirus pandemic was linked to 5G mobile phone networks. … A number of mobile phone masts were subject to arson attacks at this time, as well as telecom engineers being abused.
… He also made an unsupported claim that Israel was using the crisis ‘to test its technology’ and also suggested any attempt to require people to be vaccinated against Covid-19 amounted to ‘fascism’.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke
The rest of his Wikipedia bio leaves no doubt this guy is a certifiable nutjob — or, more likely, someone who hugely profits by peddling absurd nonsense to credulous fools, of whom the English-speaking world has a plentiful supply.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
56,
If he hasn’t figured out by now what his job is, he never will.
It may have cost America 100,000 dead and 50 million jobs, but at least it will cost Rapepublicans their future.
America can rebuild from them. We’ve rebuilt from worse. This time without them to fuck things up again.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@59 The GOP is a train wreck of epic proportions. The party of Lincoln and Eisenhower now stands for:
Division
Demagoguery
Racism and bigotry
Waving Confederate and Nazi flags
Making death threats against public officials
Spurning science and embracing conspiracy theories
Warmongering, draft dodging, and cowardice
Denying Americans their right to vote
Ignorance and stupidity
Political dirty tricks
Irresponsibility
Incompetence
Corruption
Hypocrisy
Cronyism
Lying
I could go on and on, but you get the idea. After Trump is defeated the Republicans who remain will face a massive repair job. It’ll probably be easier if the GOP just goes away and a new party takes its place. Kinda like bulldozing a termite- and rat-infested house with a leaky roof and dry rot, plowing the ground level, and building a new house from the ground up. Some things are just too rotten to be saved.
Steve spews:
“When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done”
Over 65,000 dead
Over 30,000,000 unemployed
Doctor Dumbfuck and his orange moron are obvious contenders for being the two biggest fucktard fuckups who ever lived.
YLB spews:
According to drumpf, Obama and Hillary Clinton created ISIS…
https://www.cnn.com/2016/01/02/politics/donald-trump-barack-obama-hillary-clinton-created-isis/index.html
Not a single troll would disagree with this.. drumpf even believes he can get away with committing murder in the streets of New York.. Trolls will excuse drumpf for anything..
And the buck would never stop with drumpf with over 67,000 dead within the borders of this country.. It started with ONE dead in California on Feb 6.. Not even two months ago..
They blame all deaths on “the chicoms”… This is what they are.
Remember drumpf said this would “go away” by April.. There’s no end in sight.
YLB spews:
@62 Not even three months ago, excuse me..
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
60,
…will face a massive repair job.
Roger, that’s like saying Bob Ballard faced a massive repair job with the Titanic.
The freaks and anoraks can still gather annually at CPAC to pay homage to the sacred relics salvaged from the bottom of Teh Orange Abyss. And there may still be decades worth of money to be made selling “authorized replica reproductions” and “officially licensed memorabilia”. But The Boat Full O’ Dildos Navy will never sail again. Nixon and Reagan are dead and gone and live only in myth and legend now. The Rapepublican Party has no future as a political party. It’s only real future lies in its value as a “lifestyle” brand to sell above ground pools and erection pills.
For freaks like The Q Clearance Pussy and The Loon that’s probably good enough.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@64 “Roger, that’s like saying Bob Ballard faced a massive repair job with the Titanic.”
First you have to get it to the surface, but you can do anything with enough balloons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAl8dO9tdlE
Then it’s just a matter of scraping off the rust, patching the holes, and slapping on a coat of new paint.
The real question is: Who would want the damn thing?
YLB spews:
It’s show time folks!
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
66,
Patience.
Give The Loon a little time to gather his FACTS! from VDare, Breitbart, OANN and Stacey Dash’s timeline.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@67 I can wait. I’ll bet you can, too.
WTF!? spews:
Fuck Bob!
Steve spews:
Heh. PPP released a poll that has Biden +1 in Texas.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/docs/2020/PPP_Texas_April_2020.pdf
Doctor Dumbfuck and his orange moron need to hope Putin will save their treasonous asses again.
WTF!? spews:
Awesome job Humppy!
I'llHaveAPilsner spews:
When the loon returns let’s all remind him that he came back to talk about the “Police Report” filed against Biden for rape.
I believe all women until a preponderance of evidence doesn’t add up.
“Joe made me uncomfortable when I was a staffer.”
time passes
“Joe touched me inappropriately when I was a staffer.”
time passes
“Joe sexually assaulted me when I was a staffer.”
Right wing trolls start reposting
“Joe pushed me against a hallway in the capital and fingered me when I was a staffer.”
time passes
“It was a private hallway so that’s why there were no witnesses. The kind of hallway where no one else would walk except me and Joe.”
Time passes
“I filled a report with Human resources.
Time Passes
“I filed an official complaint (eds. not, not a police report) with Congress about the time Joe put me against the wall and pushed my panties aside and penetrated me.”
Press starts asking for interviews
Press keeps asking for interviews
Press starts looking for report
Press keeps asking for interviews.
“I really don’t remember what office I filed the complaint with.”
Cancels interview with Fox News.
“Well if they find the complaint it won’t say anything about assault or harassment. I might have used the word ‘uncomfortable’.”
and scene.
Next on Lifetime, “Innocence Robbed, The Katie Johnson Story” at 8.
followed by, “Miss Universe, My Dressing Room My Sanctuary” at 10.
Look on the bright side. spews:
Well, we’ll see how this plays out in November.
In the meantime, we can all be glad Hillary Clinton isn’t president and never will be!
Roger Rabbit spews:
@73 “we can all be glad Hillary Clinton isn’t president”
The implication of this statement, of course, is that Trump is a better president than Hillary would have been. Which marks you as an idiot.
People like this guy aren’t exactly making your cause more popular:
“City council members in Antioch, a city of about 110,000 people 35 miles east of Oakland, voted unanimously Friday night to remove Ken Turnage II from his post as chairman of the city’s planning commission. …
“[T]here was a swift uproar after Turnage characterized people with weak immune systems as a drain on society. He wrote on Facebook: ‘the World has been introduced to a new phrase Herd Immunity which is a good one. In my opinion we need to adapt a Herd Mentality. A herd gathers it ranks, it allows the sick, the old, the injured to meet its natural course in nature.’ As for homeless people, he added that the virus would ‘fix what is a significant burden on our society and resources that can be used.'”
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/california-city-official-ousted-over-his-pandemic-remarks-n1198716
Meanwhile, “reopen” protesters brandish assault weapons and wave Nazi flags. If you look closely (and you don’t have to look very closely) at photos of these protests, you’ll see a lot of red “MAGA” hats and “Trump” signs. It’s pretty obvious who (and what) these people are.
I'llHaveAPilsner spews:
68,000 > 15
It’s also double the Average deaths from Seasonal Flu over the last decade..
In just three short months we’ve gone from, not a problem China is doing a great job -> Under control here -> It’s really not a big thing think about the flu -> Hoax -> nasty question and you should be ashamed -> 60,000 dead could have been millions doing a hell of a job ->
Roger Rabbit spews:
@75 The one common, unchanging, thread through all of this is that Trump cares about only one thing and that’s his reelection. He’s been very consistent about that.
Look on the bright side. spews:
“The implication of this statement, of course, is that Trump is a better president than Hillary would have been. Which marks you as an idiot.”
No, I just hate Hillary Clinton.
P. S. – I didn’t vote for Trump in 2016, and won’t vote for him in November.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Trump’s flipflop:
“Gone were the daily White House briefings with Vice President Mike Pence solemnly urging Americans to shelter at home to stop the spread of Covid-19 and governors to follow a slowly phased-in reopening plan. … Now the Trump administration was all-in on reopening America. …
“Despite the warnings of health experts, President Donald Trump was no longer trying to hedge his bets. And one of the biggest gambles in American history was about to begin. … Will the reopenings spark new outbreaks and lead to new shutdowns? …
“‘Incredibly, Trump is repeating his disastrous strategy from the first 10 weeks of the pandemic, when he acted as if the coronavirus was a political and PR problem that could be fixed with empty reassurances and propaganda, rather than a public health crisis demanding smart and forceful action,’ wrote Frida Ghitis.”
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/03/opinions/trump-big-switch-on-covid-19-column-galant/index.html
Roger Rabbit Commentary: It doesn’t take a genius to figure out his decision-making is driven by polls, not scientific data or medical wisdom. He’s losing,
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/03/politics/trump-polling/index.html
… so he’s trying Plan B, hoping it will solidify the loyalty and support of his base (see gun-brandishing and Nazi flag-waving protesters). The problem is it won’t increase his base; the most he can hope for is that Tara Reade’s allegations will suck the oxygen out of Biden’s support, which is the donkey-drawn hay cart Doctor Dumbfuck is hitching a ride on, but so far that isn’t working, either.
Steve spews:
….And then came a Democrat Hoax, a great and powerful Democrat hoax….
Good thing for you that Doctor Dumbfuck is experiencing stupidification as he nears the orange singularity or you’d be the dumbest dumbfuck on the planet.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@77 In other words, you don’t vote, you just have opinions.
Got it. You’re doubly an idiot.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Every woman deserves to be heard.* But “not every claim is equal.”
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/05/03/michigan_gov_whitmer_defends_biden_on_sex_assault_allegation_not_every_claim_is_the_same.html
* N/A to Republicans.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I think Reade destroyed her credibility when she admitted that her 1993 complaint, if found, won’t support her accusation. Any lawyer would tell you that makes her useless as a witness.
It’s also important to remember that Blasey-Ford’s statements were made under oath, while Reade’s statements are not.
Whitmer is right, not every claim is equal. Reade’s isn’t quite as weak as Juanita Broddrick’s, but close.
And Doctor Dumbfuck always latches onto the weakest witness, and blows the least credible horn, because he’s a dumbfuck.
Roger Rabbit spews:
I’m not particularly one to obsess over polls, but fwiw, in a CBS News/You Gov poll released today Biden is still +6 ahead of Trump. Takeaway: Aligning himself with Nazis isn’t moving the needle for Trump. It didn’t the last time, either, but we’re talking here about someone with a learning curve a pingpong ball wouldn’t roll on.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Roughly a quarter of Covid-19 deaths have been nursing home residents and staff.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/covid-nursing-homes-hazard-pay_n_5eac66d3c5b626fdfbc0bba9
This article identifies three things that can be done to reduce the nursing home toll: More testing, more PPE, and more staff. Pointedly, it says “states can do only so much on their own. What nursing homes really need is more federal intervention along with more federal money. And they need these things right away.” But, as you know, Trump’s policy is that Covid-19 is a state responsibility and Moscow Mitch’s policy is no federal help to the states. In other words, let ’em die.
That’s every Republican you know, not just that asswipe in California who got fired from a city planning commission for saying out loud what every Republican is privately thinking, and what is the unspoken but official policy of the Trump administration, Moscow Mitch, and their GOP Senate enablers.
And that’s what you are, too, if you vote for any Republicans this fall.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Looks like Tara Reade is hitting on Oliver Stone now.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8282363/DNC-chairman-Tom-Perez-dismisses-calls-independent-investigation-Joe-Biden.html
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
First, an important question about the coronavirus.
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
Who yearns to be Californ – I – ay
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
How many MORE jobs have you killed today?
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
How many businesses have gone away?
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
Beside Seattle sheep who pay your way,
Beside Seattle “elite” [/sarcasm] who you must obey,
Do you actually care about W-A?
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
What do you have to say:
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
What do you have to say:
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
What do you have to say:
YOU have declared coronavirus emergencies and wiped clean the rights our nation was founded for the purpose of putting those rights beyond the reach of government.
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
What do you have to say:
Do you remember this day?
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
Here’s what WE THE PEOPLE say:
Here’s what WE the people say!
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
What do you have to say?:
EVERY SINGLE CLOSURE SIGH SHOULD HAVE, –* WILL HAVE* – , OUR GOVERNOR’S NAME ON IT. PEOPLE WILL WANT TO KNOW WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY STRIPPED THEM OF THEIR *FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT*, THEIR *FREEDOM OF RELIGION*, THEIR *FREEDOM OF THE RIGHT TO GATHER* WITHOUT DATA TO SUPPORT IT.
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
What do you say?
How many virus WA deaths per day
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
What do you say?
Do you know (care?) WA “essential’ abortion abattoirs kill 50 a day?
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
That’s a great campaign sign, wouldn’t you say?
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
We don’t care what you say!
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE IS COMING YOUR WAY!
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
“DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM”
As you and your ilk are wont to say
HEY, HEY, JAY, JAY!
We don’t care what you say!
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE IS COMING YOUR WAY!
“Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.” ~Martin Luther King Jr.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
86,
The colonies had compulsory service during the Revolutionary War. The authority of the state and national governments to compel service and compliance in times of emergency is very well established law. Historically, there has never been any complete exception on the basis of religion. Persons designated 1-A-O and 1-O in Selective Service are assigned to ASW and ASEN duties respectively.
If there is no 1 st amendment exception to excuse superstitious kooks from compulsory service as part of a draft, then there is certainly no 1 st amendment exception to excuse superstitious kooks from having to stay home from Applebys.
Also, you’re an idiot. And a liar.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
We don’t need to. We already know.
You and every other Rapepublican will eagerly cast ballots for a person who freely admitted to them that he has a long history of violent sexual assaults against women, just like you did four years previously.
This is who you are, now and forevermore.
Running and hiding from it only makes you all look that much more weak and cowardly. You are The Party of Rape. And by November you will also be The Party of 100,000 dead Americans and 50,000,000 unemployed.
Steve spews:
Bring it on, fuckface. Bring your civil disobedience my way and I’ll demonstrate to you how a .451 magnum can leave your body fucking headless.
Looking on the bright side, there’s still plenty of room for me to bury what’s left of you in the woods behind the house.
Dave Koresh, Prophet spews:
@86,
Hey buddy, howz it going?
Quick question since you seem to know all about this stuff.
“The free exercise” of my sincerely held religious faith calls upon me to fuck children. And my holy scripture instructs me to gather my fellow adherents together for this purpose (the kid fucking). How can the state get away with trying to stop me?
Asking for a friend.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@87 I think he’s filibustering us.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@90 You left out the part about burning your house down around you. How come? Seems to me there’s an analogy there for this week’s protests.
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
Yep I’m completely quoting some other person in DEFIANCE of a useless tit (YLB) and the supreme tattlers, hall monitors and hypocrite liberals just like him: “Rules for thee but not for me.”
“The present Constitution is the standard to which we are to cling. Under its banners, bona fide must we combat our political foes.” ~Alexander Hamilton (1802)
Foes.
YLB, gfy
“A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.” ~Edward Abbey
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
If the Democrat orders INSLEE were to kiss every person with whom you came in contact (except Tits and Steve and who would be ordered to kiss their own a$$) to foster herd immunity, you would a$$ume the orders were sent down from your god of only liberals know anything, you would obey, and you would invest in lip balm by the case.
“Emergencies’ have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.” ~Friedrich Hayek
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
93,
Please. Come to my city. Violate my governor’s order.
We will arrest you. If you resist we will subdue you. If you assault our police while they are subduing you they will incapacitate you. If you survive that you will go to jail. You will be denied bail.
Right now about 20% of the local jail population is contagious, not including COs. The COs will absolutely put you into a quad with people who have been coughing a lot. Good luck with that.
If you survive you can go to trial and see how that works out for you. The jury will be selected, as you might guess, from those local citizens who are registered voters and who can get away during the week for long days listening to crazed civil libertarian fucktards misinterpret the law in order to endanger the general public. In other words, old people. People at risk. People who are afraid of you and want to see you stay in jail.
If you can raise the funds you can sue us. That’s fine. Our City Attorney is ready for that. The muni insurance pool has given us the green light. Whether you take it to a judge or a jury we are quite confident that they will regard you as the menace to public safety that you are. And you’ll get nothing.
So please, come to my city. Most of my police are eager to meet you. Soon.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
91,
It’s the lowest form of trolling. A massive volume of irrelevant copypasta in the vain hope of concealing his humiliation, embarrassment, and ignorance by concealing everything.
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
Please. Come to my city. Violate my governor’s order.
We will arrest you. If you resist we will subdue you. If you assault our police while they are subduing you they will incapacitate you. If you survive that you will go to jail. You will be denied bail.
Congratulations, Spoken like a true sycophant of a dictator. Do you get extra rations for that blind fealty? Maybe a dacha in the country?
* * *
China . . . or Democrats?
It’s hard to distinquish . . .China . . . or liberals/Democrats?
Wuhan Virus Watch: China mocks U.S. pandemic response in Lego-like animation
alternate headline: DEMOCRATS/LIBERALS MOCK TRUMP AND FREEDOM LOVING AMERICANS
China has just published a short animation titled “Once Upon a Virus” mocking the U.S. response to the new coronavirus using Lego-like figures, stilted dialog, and propaganda.
The animation clearly shows that China is better at making deadly viruses than entertaining and informative animation. Furthermore, as the U.S. recovers economically from the pandemic, consumers will remember this cartoon and make choices for items not “Made in China.”
RedReformed spews:
@93. Troll.
US Coronavirus Cases: 1,184,711 Deaths: 68,489 = 5.8% death rate. You reopen the office, of your 20 coworkers, 1 dies. You have 1,000 customers, 56 of them die. You can babble your oligarch provided propaganda all you want, the virus don’t care. You however are going help kill your family and friends if it doesn’t kill you. I guess you are fine with that.
I’m going to vote for Democrats in the fall. the REAL pro life party.
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
What most freedom-loving Americans would like to do now is to get back to the business of earning a living and shut out all the corrupt media and Democrat hate-mongers to screech at nobody while we go to work.
RedReformed spews:
@93 Amusing how nothing the impeached miserable failure has done over the last 3 year outrages him but let governors do something that helps people but cost the troll some money and he’s livid.
RedReformed spews:
@93. Wrap yourself in the veneer of patriotism all you want, it doesn’t change the fact you are a lying troll who we dismiss as not credible.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
ftfy
We get it. You hate the constitution. You hate democracy. You hate the rule of the majority. You hate the rule of law. You hate The United States of America.
So leave. Go on. Get. You don’t like the way we do things here go live somewhere else. Hurry up. Go.
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
@98 You make it too easy. Grab a mirror and enjoy my pity.
“The fears of one class of men are not the measure of the rights of another.” – George Bancroft
“This republic was not established by cowards; and cowards will not preserve it.” – Elmer Davis
“To keep silent when we should protest, makes cowards of men.” – Abraham Lincoln
Excessive fear is always powerless.” – Aeschylus
“Cowardice, the dread of what will happen.” – Epictetus
“Better it were not to live than to live a coward.” – Sir Walter Raleigh
“It is the coward who fawns upon those above him. It is the coward that is insolent whenever he dares be so.” – Junius (pseudonym, possibly of Sir Philip Francis)
Were a man’s sorrows and disquietudes summed up at the end of his life, it would generally be found that he had suffered more from the apprehension of such evils as never happened to him than from those evils which had really befallen him.”– Joseph Addison
Roger Rabbit spews:
@100 Obviously he’s triggered. I think it’s the helping people bit that sets him off. He probably doesn’t care about the money.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
I’m thinking coward.
Any conscientious patriot true to his word would either step up and take the arrest or accept that they are unable to live in a civilized society under the rule of a constitutional republic and they’d leave.
Looks to me like just another pussy.
LET MY PEOPLE GO spews:
@ 101
LOL the royal “we”.
All SIX of you sad liberals hanging on to your “glory days’?
Oh yes, that’s quite a rebuke! I may even work up momentum to shed a little tear.
Read back, – every commentary you don’t like you respond with hate and invective. On whom does that reflect? How does that prove any point at all?
Chirp, chirp.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Excessive fear is always powerless.” – Aeschylus
“Cowardice, the dread of what will happen.” – Epictetus
“Better it were not to live than to live a coward.” – Sir Walter Raleigh
“It is the coward who fawns upon those above him. It is the coward that is insolent whenever he dares be so.” – Junius (pseudonym, possibly of Sir Philip Francis)
Prove you aren’t a coward.
How would a coward behave?
Would a coward take real action to oppose what he regards as oppression?
Or would a coward spend his days simpering and whining on a blog?
Do you oppose staying home? Are you a coward?
Why are you here and not out there?
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Cowards always feel persecuted when met with reason. There’s nothing hateful about pointing out wrong. There nothing vindictive about demonstrating ignorance and error.
Only cowards flee from reason AND action.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
101,
a lying troll who we dismiss as not credible.
I have yet to see Piddles post anything capable of being tested for credibility. Yet another form of cowardice.
I think I know what Piddles is most afraid of. He’s most afraid of having his ignorance put on display. I suspect he had a few terrible and painful experiences in school while still quite young, and has spent most of every day since trying to compensate.
But unfortunately, in his pursuit of that compensation and broader approval he become too dependent upon the ideas and opinions of others. By now this reliance has become his intellectual muscle memory. Behold the copypasta and the vast, irrelevant array of literary quotes.
Bit of a tell, that.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@106 Last time I checked with my English grammar teacher, six of us add to “we.”
Roger Rabbit spews:
@108 Somebody’s got cabin fever.
RedReformed spews:
104. It’s always greed or racism with his type. Always.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
104,
Piddles can’t be triggered at police enforcing stay-at-home orders because BLUE LIVES MATTER.
Remember? (We aren’t supposed to remember)
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
Prove you aren’t a coward.
How would a coward behave?
A coward would simper to the commands/THREATS of authority.
I do not.
A coward takes those commands at face value.
I do not.
A coward sits home.
I do not.
A coward would allow his government to say he cannot work.
I will not.
A coward will allow his government say he can’t provide for his family.
I do not.
A Seattle coward wears his face mask in the privacy and solitary confinement of his own car.
I laugh at those fools.
A coward fears dissent.
I do not.
A coward fears consequences.
I do not, nor do I refuse the acceptance of them.
I own my consequences.
Cowardly victims most assuredly DO NOT.
Need more?
* * *
@106 Last time I checked with my English grammar teacher, six of us add to “we.”
Eye roll. So you speak for the only SIX lefties remaining here?
Good to know. I bet they are thrilled to have you as their spokesman. /sarcasm
* * *
Now I understand . . .
Some RECENT HEADLINES of many examples:
‘Don’t Make Me Treat You Like Criminals!’: Chicago Mayor Goes on a Tyrannical Rant
Fascism: Oregon Democrat Governor Extends Lockdown to July 6
CA Gov. Orders Entire State On Lockdown, Threatens Arrests … Democrats running the state are also threatening “deputizing officials” to make arrests and enforce martial law.
D.C. Mayor Threatens Jail Time For Violating Stay-At-Home Order
Wisc sheriff releases statement he will not enforce governor’s overreaching, extended lockdown order
Arizona sheriffs won’t enforce stay-at-home…
Michigan Sheriffs Say They Won’t Enforce Governor’s Orders…
Sheriffs Buck the Law, Refuse to Enforce Lockdown Orders
Rural Illinois Church Files Lawsuit Over Lockdown. . .
From CA To NY, Thousands Across Nation Turn Out For Lockdown Protests
New Yorkers Fleeing The City, Never To Return. . .
* * *
Non-thinker @ 95 Please. Come to my city. Violate my governor’s order.
We will arrest you. If you resist we will subdue you. If you assault our police while they are subduing you they will incapacitate you. If you survive that you will go to jail. You will be denied bail.
OK!
So how many Inslee/Newsome et.al. thugs would it take to arrest and jail “without bail” all those people protesting?
How will cities and states
purposely losing revenue over their own orders feed them all?
How will they process them all,?
How will they prosecute them all?
Where will the put them all?
If they merely “fine them” who will collect fines from those who refuse to pay?
You might want to review the colonists fight with the Brits. . .
Thinking is hard. It seems you might need a rest.
* * *
Steve spews:
“Please. Come to my city. Violate my governor’s order.”
Let the fucktard come to my neighborhood. Instead of burying him in the woods, I’ll leave his headless body on the fucking street as a warning to fascists to self-fucking-isolate.
LET MY PEOPLE GO! spews:
Internet threats! Oh, Steve, so mature!
* * *
HEY, HEY, JAY JAY!
Your little lambs with nary a brain,
Oh! How quite well you did them train!
HEY, HEY, JAY JAY!
They sit while our economy is sinking
yet they cover their ears thinking,
‘JAY! JAY!”
they gladly bray
“Our dear leader, We must obey!’
* * *
The theme song of liberals (and cowards) – sung with quivering and fear:
There’s a somebody I’m longin’ to see
I hope that he, turns out to be
Someone who’ll watch over me
I’m a little lamb who’s lost in the wood
I know I could, always be good
To one who’ll watch over me
Won’t you tell him please to put on some speed
Follow my lead, oh, how I need
Someone to watch over me
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Anything at all would at least be a start.
No authorities giving commands here. So not much for you.
You say a lot about what you don’t do.
But little else.
Go. Do. Now. Don’t wait. Don’t stay. Go. Disobey.
Why are you returning to the cowardly safe distance of an internet blog? What are you so afraid of?
Steve spews:
“Internet threats! Oh, Steve, so mature!”
No. Dangerous. As in, I could blow the head off a dumbfuck fascist like you, piss on your lifeless, headless body, then walk away without giving the matter second thought.
Ready to take it off the internet? I am.
Steve spews:
Damn. Looks like you’re going to die of stupidity before I can get to you.
Steve spews:
Six months until the election and…
Over 65.000 dead Americans
over 30,000,000 unemployed Americans
You fascist traitors should get on your hands and knees to better plead with Putin to bail your treasonous asses out again.
Roger Rabbit spews:
So here’s the deal. Young people feel they’re being asked to sacrifice BEACH WEEK!!! to save the lives of old people and resent the hell out of those old people wanting to cling to life.
Meanwhile, the armed protesters brandishing military-style assault weapons at state capitols will not be shot by National Guardsmen, as unarmed students were at Kent State 50 years ago tomorrow.
And never has a generation felt more aggrieved by the actions of their elders; and, as this thread shows, it doesn’t take much to trigger them.
So be careful out there. Stay away from crowds. Especially armed, angry, fired-up crowds waving Nazi flags and “Trump” signs. Avoid the beaches, too.
Wear a mask and don’t forget to wash your hands.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
120,
It’s either plead with Putin now, or plead with Pelosi later.
I think these un-American extremist radicals will have better luck with a communist revolutionary like Putin.
If they plead with Nancy about all she’s liable to do is offer them a round of applause:
https://youtu.be/ONtx9Q8bU2E?t=15
Roger Rabbit spews:
@116 There are at least 36 states where you can go back to work tomorrow. Why are you still hanging around in this one? The car you’re living in runs, doesn’t it?
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
And as for pleading with the rest of us, well it’s The New Federalism now, isn’t it. Mississippi and Barstow will just have to figure things out on their own. That’s if they all aren’t dead by then.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Today the GOP RapeHero was on television dissembling once again about his disgraceful failures as a manager and leader.
Now he’s claiming that in a meeting on Jan 23rd “some people” told him that “a deadly virus was coming” but they also told him “it wouldn’t be a big deal”, and he wanted to “close everything down” but everybody in the meeting talked him out of it.
He can’t remember any of their names.
Their names were Jared Kushner.
This is how Rapepublicans lose Texas.
Steve spews:
“There are at least 36 states where you can go back to work tomorrow.”
Job? The troll has never had a job. Troll has been self-isolated in his mother’s basement since he flunked out of high school.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
House GOP caucus from Georgia let slip an internal poll from last week that is looking reeeeeally sweet.
58% of GA voters think the state is moving ahead to quickly to #reopen.
Only 15% agree that everything should open back up.
Kemp is 43/52 fav/unfav – worst guv in all 50 states with 47% “strongly disapprove”.
Method Acting Senator Insider Trading Barbie is at 20/47 fav/unfav and now sits in 4th place in the top-two primary.
And the GOP poll has Biden dead even with incumbent disgrace what’s his name.
#winning
Steve spews:
Doctor Dumbfuck’s orange moron is now behind in the polls in every battleground state.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/wi/wisconsin_trump_vs_biden-6849.html
New CBS/YouGov poll released today leaves yesterday’s IBD/TIPP poll showing a tie a sorry outlier. And the IBD poll had given the treasonous doctor so much hope. Sad!
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_biden-6247.html
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Hey, congratulations Washington!
I just read one of your counties is the most infected place in the US! Yakima I know from the wine industry. So it’s a city and a county. They just ignored the orders, didn’t really do any enforcement, and everyone just sort of kept on going like president imbecile said. Lots and lots of dirty hippies? Squeamish hand wringing liberals? Or is it mostly FREEEEDUMB loving Trumpalos?
Don’t answer. I already know.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@127 Hmm, let’s say Biden wins the battleground states plus Ohio, Georgia, and Texas; that … um … puts him over 400 EVs …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YusHyd-duQ
Roger Rabbit spews:
Can’t get no satisfaction. No, not that song-and-dance routine; this one:
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/05/03/maria_bartiromo_to_lindsey_graham_you_said_years_ago_you_would_hold_hearings_subpoena_witnesses.html?ref=hvper.com
WTF?! spews:
And you don’t think The Hump han’t already thought the same. Face it dude, you like emergencies when they fit your fucking emergency needs and you erode freedom. Your quest for liberty is bullshit you hypocrites.
You fought hard against a deficit, and now you’re rolling in the slop of one and the slop of a fucking pig. You fascist pig.
WTF?! spews:
Let My People Go? My people? My….??
What about WE? WE the people? WE WE WE WE WE WE WE WE THE PEOPLE!
You know nothing about The Constitution.
Steve spews:
Today in a Fox town hall which took place in front of the Lincoln Memorial, Doctor Dumbfuck’s orange moron whines…
“They always said nobody got treated worse than Lincoln, I believe I am treated worse”
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/lincoln-was-assassinated-disgust-follows-trumps-claim-he-is-treated-worse-than-lincoln/
I suppose if someone put two bullets in his head instead of just the one that Lincoln took, there’d at least be some truth to that statement.
Steve spews:
Doctor Dumbfuck will have a sad.
I’llHaveAPilsner spews:
@134
But other than that, how was the play Melania?
Say, why haven’t we seen her in a while. Botched heart surgery or she’s the smart on who knows it’s over?
I’llHaveAPilsner spews:
@97
Three weeks after Coronavirus starts making a paragraph in the PDB. A week after HHS Secretary Azar DIRECTLY briefed the White House on the severity of the Virus in China (Jan 30)
So the DEMOCRATS were working for China in your fantasy world? Get back on your meds.
Intelligence – China has a huge problem and it will spread
HHS – China has a huge problem and it will spread
CDC – China has a huge problem and it will spread
Donald – Thanks for the theories but I talked to Xi and everything’s good so stop bringing me fake news.
Steve spews:
“Get back on your meds.”
Hell, fuck the meds. All he needs is to do is drink more bleach.
Let My People Go! spews:
@133 I refer your to all the posts by the last 6 liberals hiding her as per their master. You might want to pay particular attention to threats of unlawful detainment and bullets to the head. . . “We the people”, indeed.
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COLOR. ME. SHOCKED.
But dining on liberal
tearsfears.* * *
A Michigan pilot and small business owner spent about an hour on Friday morning sending Michigan’s tyrannical governor a message in the sky.
F.U.
Steve spews:
@139 If you want to ever make a liberal cry you need to find a way to quit being so fucking stupid. Maybe put down the bottle of bleach.
Steve spews:
@139 “You might want to pay particular attention to threats of unlawful detainment and bullets to the head. . .”
I’ve got a couple of bullets with your name on them…it says “Fuckface” on them.
You got a problem with that? Boogaloo, Fuckface.
Steve spews:
Eat shit, Fuckface.
So you’re going to kill your neighbors and take their shit, huh?
Try starting with me. Bring it on, Fuckface.
Never bring a knife to a gunfight. spews:
141, 142
I thought you guys hated the Second Amendment. You’re a fuckin arrogant hypocrit.
YLB spews:
ooohh. the angry troll doesn’t like me..
FREEEEDUUUMMMB!!!
You didn’t forget to worship this weekend eh?
Shoulder to shoulder, all the faithful, mask off, can I a get an AMEN????
AAAAAMEEEENNNN!!!!!!
Forget that lame Mount Vernon choir… Indian name forgets sky daddy has got it goooood…
Roger Rabbit spews:
@132 Now, now. Calling him a “fascist pig” is unfair to pigs.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@143 “Never bring a knife to a gunfight”
Tell that to the SEALs.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Should I explain to the dumbass why he might want a knife in a firefight? Nah, I’ll let him figure it out.
Steve spews:
‘I thought you guys hated the Second Amendment.”
As stupid as you are, Fackface, you’ve probably never been right about anything in your worthless fucking life.
RedReformed spews:
Found this feverdream over on conservative Reddit
“If a state wants to be bailed out economically, they should forfeit their statehood and return to territorial status. They lose their senators and get one non-voting delegate in Congress.
They hand over their budgets to an administrator who balances the budgets for ten years.
Then for ten years, the territory must maintain a balanced budget. After that, the territory is partitioned into a situation where any urban core is not dominating the rest of the state. A California is broken into seven or eight states; a New York probably is broken into three states; a Michigan probably falls into three or four states.”
He really fears urban liberals.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
149,
This enduring fantasy of “freeholders on the land” that you could strip the three or four urban engines of the economy out of a state’s tax base and somehow make a go of it.
LaVoy Finicum writ large.
“You’re gonna have to shoot me.”
(Reluctantly) Okay.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Western consortia Governors are beginning to publish criteria for #reopen(YOURSTATE) on a county by county basis. These are all based on best avail science from public health authorities and leading medical researchers.
-Fifteen contact tracers for every 100,000 population.
-95% contact tracing within 24 hrs of pos test.
-Testing capacity equal to 30 tests per 10,000 population per week.
-Pre-existing capacity to accommodate a 20% increase in caseload.
Obviously some significant limiting factors that are out of the control of local government will be testing capacity. Governors like Newsom, Inslee, and Brown are working furiously to secure access to testing supplies. Rapepublicans in the House and Senate are on vacation and their RapeHero is making television appearances to stir up violent extremists and tell absurd lies while his son-in-law directs his minions to steal those supplies.
Rapepublicans are just not cut out for this work.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@149 Also doesn’t have a good fix on who’s neediest.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Indivisible, the influential progressive ‘resistance’ group founded in the wake of President Donald Trump’s election, plans to endorse Joe Biden on Monday …. The former vice president was never the group’s favored candidate to take on Trump, with a February survey of its members showing that just 6 percent picked Biden …. But the group’s grassroots members and local chapter leaders voted overwhelmingly to support Biden, … with Indivisible co-founder Ezra Levin calling him ‘Abraham Lincoln compared to Donald Trump.'”
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/indivisible-progressive-group-never-keen-biden-endorses-former-vp-n1198286
You see, Dumbfuck, it’s all relative, like I tried to tell you. Tara Reade can’t save you, because it’s all relative, and while our candidate is flawed, your candidate is awful beyond description.