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Bruce Nelson: Grampa’s 401K

Now This: What is ocean acidification?

Vox: The lost neighborhood under New York’s Central Park.

Трамп on Trial:

John Oliver: Push notifications.

BuzzFeed: $2,000 rent—Seattle Vs. Austin.

Twenty Twenty Vision:

Samantha Bee: Paid parental leave is good for business.

Wired: A Doctor debunks medical myths.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Criminals:

Now This: Trans woman responds to hate by painting her house rainbow

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Comments

  1. 1

    US inventing the wheel? He should have made it airplane. The Wright Brothers were born here.

  3. 3

    Remember when Alito caught hell for merely shaking his head and silently mouthing the words, “Not true.”?

    Manu Raju✔
    @mkraju

    “That’s not true,” Susan Collins said several times on the floor, shaking her head when Schiff cited a news report saying WH warned senators that a vote against Trump means “your head will be on a pike.” Risch also said aloud: “That’s not true.” Cotton laughed when Schiff said it

    6:07 PM – Jan 24, 2020

    Schiff’s an asshole. He’s made that clear to the world in the past couple of years.

  4. 4

    Seeking to insulate themselves against Schiff’s assholiness, Democrats try the line The Chardonnay Lady’s used when seeking to insulate herself from her association with Weinstein:

    “How could we have known that Schiff’s an asshole?”

    Democrats are pushing back at GOP backlash over a controversial line in House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff’s (D-Calif.) closing statement in Friday night’s impeachment trial arguments.

    Schiff sparked an audible reaction from Republicans when he referenced a CBS News report that cited an anonymous Trump confidant saying GOP senators’ heads would be “on a pike” if they opposed President Trump on impeachment.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/479903-democrats-cry-foul-over-schiff-backlash

  5. 5

    How’s that war against the 1% workin’ out for y’all?

    A majority of Democrats — 68 percent — said in a new Hill-HarrisX poll that it makes no difference whether a presidential candidate is a billionaire.

    https://thehill.com/hilltv/rising/479814-poll-68-percent-of-democrats-say-it-makes-no-difference-if-a-candidate-is-a-billionaire

    It’s not workin’ out so well for Bernie and Liz. Goldy, on the other hand, breathed a huge sigh of relief.

  6. 6

    Obama, if you’re gonna take down Bernie, better hurry up.

    Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) has opened up a 7-point lead in Iowa, according to a New York Times/Siena College poll released Saturday, a strong showing in a volatile primary battle just over a week away from the state’s caucuses.

    Sanders won the support of 25 percent of Democratic caucusgoers in the survey, followed by former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg at 18 percent, former Vice President Joe Biden at 17 percent and Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) at 15 percent.

    No other candidate breaks double digits in the poll, with Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) coming the closest at 8 percent.

    The poll marks a 6-point jump for Sanders from the last Times/Siena College survey in October, a boost that came largely at the expense of Warren, a fellow progressive who dropped 7 points.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/479884-sanders-opens-up-lead-in-iowa-poll

    Obama takes down Bernie, Hunter takes down Grandpa Joe, Warren’s dishonesty has taken herself down.

    Enter The Chardonnary Lady 3.0.

  8. 8

    Nice day for Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit to trek to the library to read Thursday’s financial news in yesterday’s Barron’s.

    For some reason Newt trusts Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit. Not wise.

  9. 9

    This may be the most satisfying paragraph I have ever read.

    Government-union membership fell again in 2019, continuing a decade-long decline. Workers in public-sector unions now number 7.066 million, representing a drop of nearly 100,000 in one year and the smallest government-organized labor membership in 20 years. Since 2009, when the ranks of government-union members peaked at 7.896 million, public-labor groups have lost more than 10 percent of their membership. The percentage of government workers belonging to unions has dropped to 33.6, the smallest proportion of the government workforce since 1978. The most recent numbers illustrate how government unions continue to suffer from the hangover of the recession of 2008-2009, in part because of a slow rebound in government employment during the economic expansion that began in 2010. The numbers may also reflect some losses that unions have suffered in the wake of the 2018 Supreme Court Janus decision, which gave public-sector workers the right to opt out of joining a union or paying fees.

    https://www.city-journal.org/future-of-government-unions

    Don’t forget that we owe this wonderful decision to The Chardonnay Lady, without whom there most certainly would not be an Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch.

    She is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

  10. 10

    Now Bob is just playing it up within Chardonnay Lady thing. He wants to be non committal about it. Play it as a joke so when it isn’t reality then he can not look like a fool, and yet in the craziness of it all then if it should happen he’ll then tell every how smart he is.

    Bob, we know you don’t pay on your bets when you lose, but I’d take the bet I already offered, all you have to do is say agreed. You don’t have to bet a dime, just your word or committed stance versus my 10 beers of lesser than $100

  12. 12

    Oh, lookie:

    Seven years after I emailed Darryl proof of payment, I’m being accused @ 10 of nonpayment. Again.

    How precious. How irrelevant.

  13. 13

    3,
    Gosh, it’s almost as if adopting the standard Federal rules of evidence might have been a good idea after all?

    #youbuiltthat

  14. 14

    gman, I find your desire to repeatedly take it in the ass from another man to be a perversion of nature. It’s your conscious choice to do this, after all.

    I suggest conversion therapy. Clearly you need a girlfriend.

    May I suggest this chick,

    https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/early-release-of-michelle-carter-outrages-family-of-victim-conrad-roy/

    who recently has become available for dating and, er, sexting. In fact, she can take you places with her texting that you have never, ever gone before, gman.

    Oh, and since you have expressed concern about nonpayment, I have it on good authority that this chick pays her debt to society. All that society has required that she pay, anyway.

  15. 15

    Bob you post such trivial meaningless conjecture. That’s all that needs to be said.

    Yes this woman has done more for society than you ever could try to do. You failed sports and becoming a real doctor.

  18. 18

    @2 If you think that’s something, you should check out the 1918 influenza pandemic. It killed more people than World War I. You could say viruses are nature’s nuclear weapons.

  19. 19

    This. is. CNN.

    Jeffrey Toobin
    @JeffreyToobin

    So striking: House Managers were diverse group in background and gender. Trump lawyers all white and (today) all men.
    8:49 AM · Jan 25, 2020

  20. 20

    @3 “Schiff’s an asshole. He’s made that clear to the world in the past couple of years.”

    That’s what criminals always say about the prosecutors who put them away behind bars. And you’ve made it amply clear that you side with the criminals in this particular case.

  21. 21

    @5 Easy enough to explain: Your billionaire candidate is far more corrupt than our billionaire candidates.

    Needless to say, you’ve chosen to side with the most corrupt billionaire of them all, because you’re a dumbfuck. At least being a dumbfuck gives you an excuse. If you had any brains, we’d have to consider you responsible for your actions.

    Be grateful we accept your insanity defense.

  22. 22

    Clearly, all of those Catholic boys on the bus @ 16 were at fault. They should have shown some respect and simply given way.

  23. 23

    @8 Sez the dumbfuck who ditched his Boeing stock for $70 a share less than I did. If anyone wants to take investment advice from you, they can be my guest. You didn’t short GE at $23 like I suggested, either. You remind me of the Benihana chef with no fingers.

  25. 25

    Doctor Dumbfuck is the kind of guy who would install an air horn in a Prius to make other drivers think he’s a semi. He does his politics roughly the same way.

  26. 26

    @ 23

    …ditched his Boeing stock…

    Ditched my exposure from the naked puts I had sold. At a profit.

    I have never directly owned Boeing shares.

  27. 27

    @10 Making a bet with Dumbfuck is like hiring on for a contracting job with Trump: Don’t expect to be paid.

  29. 29

    @ 28

    I never recommended buying GE stock.

    You recommended not getting out of GE stock, after which you held your own shares for a few more months while the stock continued to tank. You specifically referenced the value of the dividend – since slashed by 95+% – as a factor in your recommendation.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, if you need to parse your words you have already lost the argument.

    You’re a clown. A useless, fucking clown.

  30. 30

    This is how Trump wins re-election.

    https://twitter.com/unscriptedmike/status/1221050100102942723

    First Words
    @unscriptedmike

    Trump was in the motorcade. Look, he said, firemen ahead. And they’re saluting me? Why, I should be saluting them. Stop the car, I’m getting out. But security, sir? Screw that, I’m getting out and shaking some hands.

    4:40 AM · Jan 25, 2020

    Video at the link.

    Remember, The Chardonnay Lady 2.0 dissed the first responders, especially police.

    Which was unwise.

  32. 32

    You’re a clown. A useless, fucking clown.

    Actually see the comment of @15, which pointed out who really is the useless troll clown

  33. 33

    @15 “Bob you post such trivial meaningless conjecture. That’s all that needs to be said.”

    I didn’t bother to count how many times he called Schiff “an asshole” in this thread. For some reason he feels compelled to repeat himself. This might be Bob’s insecurities playing out. It’s clear he has insecurities.

  35. 35

    I’m on a train wasting time here, Bob could be fucking his wife, but that would assume the wife wanted anything to do with him, so without having the need of being any use he wastes his time here as King Troll Traitor. Bravo!

  36. 36

    @22 You’re an asshole, talking about innocent children that way. Just because they protest against abortion doesn’t give you a license to falsely accuse them, although that seems to be a habit of your tribe. See, e.g., bribing a foreign government to make up dirt about Biden. But going after kids riding in a school bus, like you just did, is even lower than that! Congratulations, you just stooped even lower than Trump! I didn’t think it was possible.

  37. 37

    @29 I suggested (not recommended) you short GE at 23. You didn’t. That was your loss, because it promptly dropped below 10. Brag all you want about your put and call trading, this is a concrete example of your investing acumen out in the open for every HA reader to see.

  39. 39

    @31 The wrong-way driver was killed. Preliminary news reports indicate the students suffered mostly minor injuries.

  40. 40

    @7 “Bipartisan acquittal would be a nice touch.”

    How is endorsing abuse of power and obstruction of Congress better than endorsing a falling-knife stock?

    What I’m saying is, even if your claim that I recommended GE stock were true, which it is not, your defending Trump’s Ukraine behavior and the GOP’s total abrogation of their constitutional responsibility is far, far worse.

    A bad stock only affects the person invested in it. Political corruption affects the entire country and world.

  41. 41

    Quote du jour:

    When school children start paying union dues, that’s when I’ll start representing the interests of school children.

    Albert Shanker (September 14, 1928 – February 22, 1997) was president of the United Federation of Teachers from 1964 to 1985 and president of the American Federation of Teachers (AFT) from 1974 to 1997.

    See @ 9

  42. 42

    30,
    Wow. Get a room.

    Man-crushing submissive delusions about the RapeFantasy “charisma”.

    https://youtu.be/FSC8Q-kR44o

    We must at least admit that it can’t be at all easy for Bob to type these mash notes to Mistah Pwezident while wearing a leather zipper mask, a cilice and doing inhalants.

  43. 43

    @41 Yes, much better to represent the interests of school children by loading them on buses and busing them to Washington D.C. to demonstrate their adult supervisors’ opposition to abortion than to negotiate for livable pay, teachable class sizes, and taxpayers instead of teachers paying for school supplies.

    Teacher unions are evil. The education hacks running the Covington School are doing God’s work. That’s what our resident dumbfuck believes.

    Did Republicans say something about Greta Thunberg being a tool of adults? At least she wasn’t injured on the highway.

  44. 44

    @ 42

    Might have meant more had your ilk not supported a racist, then supported his rape-enabling wife.

    Thanks for playing.

  45. 45

    44,
    But we’ve played it all so many times before.

    And every time, even if we stipulate to the absolute worst of your empty allegations against Bill Clinton, versus the admissions of your Mistah Pwezident, you have had to admit that you cast your vote for a guy you knew had just admitted to a long history of violent sexual assault and that you will do it again. While the fact remains, that not one single voter ever cast a vote for Bill Clinton for President after learning about the Broaddrick allegation.

    While you look forward longingly to cast a ballot this November for a freak you know has admitted to a history of violent sexual assaults, the worst you can ever say about any Clinton voter is that they didn’t sufficiently regret it later.

    Get used to that look, Dumbfuck. You get to wear it forever.

  46. 46

    @ 45

    Were I to stipulate to each and every thing you wrote, it does not change the reality that you need to select a candidate who is not plainly and simply fucking awful.

    Do that. If you cannot, you deserve whatever happens in November.

  49. 49

    …it does not change the reality that you need to select a candidate who is not plainly and simply fucking awful.

    Do that. If you cannot, you deserve whatever happens in November.

    That argument holds no water. None of those candidates aren’t even close to awful as The Hump is. If he does win it will be because Scum stays on the surface and supported by scum.

  50. 50

    “(blah, blah, blah)…you need to select a candidate who is not plainly and simply fucking awful a Democrat“.

    You need a third party with a better shot than Ross Perot?
    That’s not Democrat’s problem, Dumbfuck.

    You’re stuck broken down in that ditch surrounded by cum-stained NDAs and soiled adult diapers because you put the wrong fucking people behind the wheel for the last twenty years. All the signs have been there all along. From the sobbing televangelists at your conventions, to the giggling Apalachiabilly torturers in Abu Ghraib, to the State Supreme Court Justices groping pre-teens behind the DQ, to the “good ‘ol boys” dragging a vacuum salesman to death in Deep East Texas. You handed them the keys while you were otherwise preoccupied with options trades and fantasy leagues.

    Not our job to save your fucked up asses. Not our job to pave a road for you back from that wilderness of crying Nazis and invisible pizza dungeons. You know by now there’s no redeeming the GOP. And that’s why you continuously plead with us Democrats to be more like what your party used to be. But that was never the purpose of the Democratic Party. People like the Clintons just made it look like it was. But they’re gone now. Really gone. You traded away your national allegiance to see to that. And you’ve insisted that it was worth it. So stop complaining.

  51. 51

    Shade Throwing, small metropolis editorial staff version….

    DeMoines Register “The outstanding caliber of Democratic candidates makes it difficult to choose just one.”

  52. 52

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bernie-sanders-joe-rogan-endorsement_n_5e2b59bcc5b67d8874b19fc4

    There are good people on both sides.

    “Sharing a big tent requires including those who do not share every one of our beliefs, while always making clear that we will never compromise our values,” Briahna Joy Gray, Sanders’ spokesperson, said in a statement, saying the goal of the campaign was to build a multi-racial, multi-generational coalition to defeat Trump. 

    Trust don’t let those rich cave dwellers sit at the table.

  53. 53

    @52

    I find the Joe Rogan stuff silly. The guy has a huge audience that skews towards ‘MAGA bro” way more than the left.

    Remember Donald letting Fallon pull his wig? It’s a similar thing. Plenty of people who would never have thought of Bernie as an option just had someone they listen to daily put an idea in their head.

    A #metoo critic is dropping Donald for Bernie. That’s a big deal.

    Bernie still isn’t my first choice.

  55. 55

    @45 You may wonder why Trump doesn’t shoot Bill Clinton in the middle of Fifth Avenue. The answer is simple. (Not the cops. Trump can’t be prosecuted.) The Clintons are to Trump and Republicans what HorsesAss and his horse’s ass are to Doctor Dumbfuck: Indispensable.

  56. 56

    @46 “you need to select a candidate who is not plainly and simply fucking awful”

    Can’t say I disagree, even though it worked for your party. I guess the difference is we have better voters, using you as an example of theirs.

  57. 57

    Of course, the notion that Trump was somehow a better candidate than Hillary is absurd on its face. But fucking horses is absurd too, unless he’s also a horse.

  58. 58

    More BREAKING “I DON”T KNOW THAT GUY – PASS THE BONG” NEWS!

    Two hour audio tape published tonight of Republican president RapeFantasy having long dinner with Parnas and Fruman telling jokes about cripples, making wet fart noises, and ordering the assasination of senior US diplomats.

    Freshly lubed up Press Sec sprinted to the Rose Garden in the last ten minutes to shout “LOCKER ROOM TALK” at passing Marine guards and SS agents.

    Republican Senate Majority Leader blamed the audio admission on “a rushed partisan process by House Democrats”.

  59. 59

    “Get rid of her!” Mistah Twump can be heard saying

    Minutes later in the midst of the Republican opening defense statement in the Senate trial Maine Sen. Susan Collins was seen to lean over to an aide and whisper “Who’s he talking about?”

  60. 60

    Republican Senate Majority Leader blamed the audio admission on “a rushed partisan process by House Democrats”.

    Susan Collins is questioning its authenticity – she says she wants to see a version in VHS before making up her mind

  62. 62

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit posts national polls. People like The Fucking Moron II buy into it.

    Iowa: Trump vs. Biden NY Times/Siena Trump 46, Biden 44 Trump +2
    Iowa: Trump vs. Sanders NY Times/Siena Trump 48, Sanders 42 Trump +6
    Iowa: Trump vs. Warren NY Times/Siena Trump 47, Warren 42 Trump +5
    Iowa: Trump vs. Buttigieg NY Times/Siena Trump 45, Buttigieg 44 Trump +1
    Iowa: Trump vs. Bloomberg NY Times/Siena Trump 47, Bloomberg 39 Trump +8
    Friday, January 24

    It’s not a national election. It’s why Trump will be re-elected.

  63. 63

    Solar, y’all.

    California couple pleads guilty to plotting $1B Ponzi scheme

    https://apnews.com/11b4aff3d57317df55f68a13dfef6863

    They sucked in Warren Buffett, meaning they sucked in me, for more than a third of a billion dollars.

    Buffett’s secretary was a guest of the Obamas at the 2012 SOTU address.

    DC Solar certainly hoodwinked Obama’s Department of Transportation:

    A 2016 U.S. Transportation Department news release described DC Solar as among “some of the most innovative folks in the private sector.”

    https://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-berkshire-hathaway-dc-solar-tax-credits-20190604-story.html

    Greta Thunberg would be proud.

  66. 66

    A corrupt Republican president isn’t as vulnerable today as Nixon was, because facts don’t matter anymore. Since then, Republicans have learned that false propaganda is effective, and have made it an essential part of their strategy.

  67. 67

    60/61

    Susan just acknowledged that someone just faxed a mimeograph copy of the VHS to her, but now she’s not sure it matters because it was done so on a Sunday not on Saturday.

  73. 73

    Why isn’t The Hump banning travel to and from China?

    Imagine if the virus could be passed on from a product manufactured in China.

  74. 74

    67,
    She’s waiting for one of her grandchildren to be available over spring break to hook up the VCR.

  76. 76

    A sitting President Via negligence allowed his private out of White House gathering to be recorded by a Russian National who is now charged with crimes regarding our election. Reportedly on many occasions.

    Either too stupid to serve or actively undermining National Security

    You built that.

  78. 78

    This isn’t going how he hoped.

    Pompeo, “You can’t even find Ukraine on a map.”

    Points to Ukraine on unmarked map.

    Pompeo, “Do you think Americans CARE about Ukraine you fucking fuckity fuckface?”

    Reporter, “Impeachment hearings. Want me to turn on the TV or the radio for you?”

    Pompeo to public. “She pointed to Bangladesh.”

    NPR, She has a masters degree in European Studies so yeah, she TOTALLY pointed to Asia and not the Black Sea region It’s that kind of liver shaped body of water right there Mr. Secretary.

    Pompeo “She was unprofessional! I agreed to an interview on IRAQ! ONLY IRAQ! Americans don’t care about Ukraine and she was NOT authorized to ask me any questions other than IRAQ! It was OFF THE RECORD ANYWAY.”

    NPR Public Editor, “Here is the original email requesting the interview which clearly states the reporter will cover Iraq AND Ukraine, and here is your reply agreeing. AND here are the raw tapes. Can you point to any correspondence from yourself or any point in this tape where you request an off the record conversation?”

    Pompeo, “No further comment. She was the problem.”

  79. 79

    Donnie’s defense team has work to do…

    Fox news poll, Jan 19-22

    Should the Senate vote to remove President Trump form office?
    Yes: 50%
    No: 44%

  80. 80

    @77

    Did she use WhatsApp ?

    Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump has continued to use his personal cell phone to make calls, despite repeated warnings from his staff that the practice could leave him vulnerable to foreign surveillance, multiple officials told CNN.

    Too damn easy. BUt but but, her emails.

    Wherein we see a total dumbfuck arguing that the main point of Donald’s campaign “she’s corrupt” ends up with a guy who not only employs private email in the same way, but his appointed to government without proper clearance qualifications Son-in-law and daughter not only use private email for ‘official’ Government Business but use a now known by every cyber security grunt in any organization as a historically unsecure communications app.

    Too Damn Funny

  81. 81

    Anyone else hearing chatter about dismissal of the second impeachment article in order to focus on the first?

    Turley makes a case for it.

  82. 82

    Witness this.

    If the witness vote succeeds, Hawley aims to force votes on subpoenas for House Intelligence Chairman Schiff (D-Calif.), Vice President Biden, Hunter Biden, Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson, the still-unnamed whistleblower who reported Trump’s July call with the Ukrainian president and a reported acquaintance of the whistleblower’s.

    White House counsel Pat Cipollone hinted at a Schiff subpoena during testimony before the Senate on Saturday by noting he didn’t appear before the House Judiciary Committee hearing on impeachment.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2020/01/25/josh-hawley-biden-schiff-subpoena-votes-104610

  85. 85

    Will Barack take down Bernie? ’cause Sarah Silverman and Al Franken weren’t very successful at it in ’16.

    If he does, will Bernie Bros show up in November?

    And on intensity of support, 76 percent of Sanders backers say they strongly support him, versus 56 percent of Biden’s backers, 53 percent of Warren’s backers and 44 percent of Buttigieg’s backers. (Link @ 83)

  86. 86

    @83

    Yet another Democrat who while not my first choice I would be utterly fine donating and phone banking to.

    Not a big fan of her “criminal justice reform’ ideas but you generally don’t get everything you want from a politician.

    Unless what you wanted was a foul mouthed lech who sold the country out to Russia and has his cell phone and private meetings bugged and really really really wants to kill some women and Mexicans. Then you were aces.

  87. 87

    Regarding the Pompeo/NPR thing, no interviewee likes to be sandbagged:

    AMY GOODMAN: Well, I guess many people were quite disturbed that when you first ran for president, you went back in the midst of your campaign to Arkansas and presided over the execution of a mentally impaired man.

    PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON: Yeah, but let me — let’s go back to the facts here. He was not mentally impaired when he committed the crime. He became mentally impaired because he was wounded after he murdered somebody. And the law says that it’s your mental state at the time you committed the crime. That’s something no one else ever — no one ever says that when they talk about it.
    …
    AMY GOODMAN: Yet, despite massive protests in Puerto Rico, the U.S. Navy continues to bomb, and you’ve — the island of Vieques. And you have authorized this. Why?

    PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON: Well, now, wait a minute. Wait, wait, just a minute now.
    …
    AMY GOODMAN: President Clinton, U.N. figures show that up to 5,000 children a month die in Iraq because of the sanctions against Iraq.

    PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON: That’s not true. That’s not true. And that’s not what they show. Let me just tell you something.
    …
    AMY GOODMAN: Can I say what some people —

    PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON: Let me just finish.

    AMY GOODMAN: Let me just say —

    PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON: Let me — now, wait a minute. You started this, and every question you’ve asked has been hostile and combative. So you listen to my answer, will you do that?

    AMY GOODMAN: They’ve been critical questions.

    PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON: Now, you just listen to me. You ask the questions, and I’m going to answer. You have asked questions in a hostile, combative and even disrespectful tone, but I — and you have never been able to combat the facts I have given you. Now, you listen to this.
    …

    https://www.democracynow.org/2004/6/22/bill_clinton_loses_his_cool_in

    It’s a great interview. She did a great job. He did a great job. I thought they both came off looking really good because of it.

    And yet…

  88. 88

    @ 87

    AMY GOODMAN: President Clinton on Election Day 2000. I interviewed him with WBAI producer Gonzalo Aburto. Well, a day after that program, I got a call from the White House press office. A staffer let me know how furious they were with me for breaking the ground rules for the interview. “Ground rules?” I asked. “What ground rules? He called up to be interviewed. I interviewed him.”

    “He called to discuss getting out the vote,” they said, “and you strayed from the topic. You also kept him on much longer than the two to three minutes that we had agreed to,” she said.

    “President Clinton is the most powerful person in the world,” I said. “He can hang up if he wants to.”

    Well, the Clinton administration threatened to ban me from the White House and suggested to a Newsday reporter that they might punish me for my attitude by denying me access — not that I had any to lose. The White House spokesperson said, “Any good reporter understands if you violate the ground rules in an interview, that it’s going to be taken into account the next time you are seeking an interview.”

    Well, first of all, we hadn’t agreed to any ground rules. Clinton called us. Second, we wouldn’t have agreed to any. The only ground rule for good reporting I know is that you don’t trade your principles for access. We call it the “access of evil.”

    I think she was told he only had time for a fluff interview, and she sandbagged him.

    There is no reason the press deserves the benefit of the doubt. Not in 2000. Certainly not in this day and age.

    Goldy✔
    @GoldyHA

    The most cowardly word in all of journalism is “allegedly.” To use the word “allegedly” here is to suggest that @NPRKelly is a liar. https://twitter.com/i/events/1220902471414845440 …

    Sec. of State Mike Pompeo allegedly yelled and swore at reporter and made her find Ukraine on a map
    Jan 24, 2020

    She may very well be a liar. Among her colleagues in the press she would have plenty of company.

  91. 91

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    More than 400 restaurants closed throughout San Francisco during 2019

    According to data gathered by Yelp, San Francisco had 411 restaurant closures between Jan. 1 and Oct. 31.
    …
    Hill also agreed that labor costs have been the biggest problem for him as a restaurant owner and one of the main culprits of restaurant closures citywide.

    “In the old days, we would have a 30 percent labor cost, a 30 percent food cost, and a 21 percent cost on everything else that would leave us 8 to 9 percent profit,” Hill said. “Nowadays the labor portion of our expenses can be 50 percent.”

    https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/411-restaurant-closures-San-Francisco-Jardiniere-14928007.php

    No mention of human feces deposited into restaurant entrances by the homeless. Must not be a contributing factor.

  94. 94

    Kobe knew.

    “One time, he was telling me that he thinks Trump is going to win,” Hibbert said. “And I was like, ‘No way!’ … And he broke down why he thought [that]. With the states, why Hillary isn’t visiting this place, this place, this place, to get these votes.”

    While he didn’t go into specifics, Hibbert seems to be referring to Clinton’s lack of public appearances in several Midwestern states in the months leading up the election. The former secretary of state did not campaign in Wisconsin at all, and she didn’t spend much time in Michigan or Pennsylvania either.
    …
    “At 5 a.m. or 3 a.m., [Bryant] texts me, ‘I told you so.’ … He’s just smart. He just goes about everyday life analyzing everything,” Hibbert said.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/kobe-bryant-donald-trump-election-key-states-2017-10

  95. 95

    The whaddaboutism is strong today.

    (Hillary isn’t running. Barak isn’t running. Bill isn’t running. Pussy grabbing impeached bugged by a Russian National is running.)

    Oh look over there KOBE!

    Somebody I know who is in a position to lock down this kind of info is looking for confirmation, single report so far, that Bryant’s daughters are also among the dead.

  96. 96

    @afp

    #BREAKING Of five rockets fired, three made a direct hit on the US embassy in Baghdad, according to a security source

    Well done Mr. President. Anyone in the embassy have a headache?

    Benghaaaaaaaaaaazi!

  97. 97

    See @ 83

    Union Leader primary endorsement: Amy Klobuchar can win

    If you are an independent or Democrat, however, yours may be one of the most consequential votes ever cast in a New Hampshire Primary. If there is to be any realistic challenge to Trump in November, the Democratic nominee needs to have a proven and substantial record of accomplishment across party lines, an ability to unite rather than divide, and the strength and stamina to go toe-to-toe with the Tweeter-in-Chief.

    That would be U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota. She is sharp and witty, with a commanding understanding of both history and the inner workings of Capitol Hill.

    Trump doesn’t want to face her.

    https://www.unionleader.com/opinion/editorials/union-leader-primary-endorsement-amy-klobuchar-can-win/article_8df3186b-b37f-582a-a676-1307e63dc98c.html

    So, half an endorsement from the NYT and a full endorsement from the NH Union Leader. Not a bad haul.

    Best yet, no one has called her a fucking liar.

  98. 98

    @ 96

    How many of the rockets fired into the embassy grounds in Benghazi did you cheer, Cz-252?

    You’re not even trying to hide it anymore. How proud you must be of yourself.

  99. 99

    @93 And here’s Doctor Dumbfuck doing an end zone dance over another celebrity death. He seems to have a morbid fascination with death. No wonder they packed him away in a basement radiology lab and wouldn’t let him anywhere near patients or operating rooms. He’s probably a big fan of Chinese live animal markets, too. Maybe even invests in them. Wherever you find some rat-infested, virus-bearing, pathogen like Trump or the Republican Party you’re likely to find Doctor Dumbfuck, too. He’s almost a species of virus in his own right. Maybe we can get a scientific classification for him.

  100. 100

    @98 The only person I see cheering about anything is you, and you’re full of glee today because more people have died. See #97 for details.

  101. 101

    Doctor Dumbfuck loves it when I smack him upside the head. Helps make his headaches go away. P.S., he didn’t get his in combat, nor will he get a Purple Heart for them. His come from a cancer on his brain called Hillary Derangement Syndrome.

  103. 103

    Since before the poorly attended inauguration, no foreign espionage service has ever needed to “hack” the RapeFantasy email account.

  104. 104

    @98

    Hahahahahaha

    Right.

    Would it be better to not have assassinated an Iranian who there has still been no credible proof of imminent plotting or administration assurances was directly responsible for 600 killed So you don’t have 34 troops with traumatic brain injury and rockets hitting a middle eastern embassy?

    Why yes, yes it would.

    But you installed a blood thirsty impetuous imbecile incapable of thinking beyond the immediate, I need to look tougher than Schiff moment and this is what is happening.

    You built that. You get to own it.

    It’s almost like cheering the death of a child (confirmed) because a rapist died in a crash.

    Trick question how many Iranian fired Rockets hit US embassies and bases before December 2019?

  105. 105

    And I haven’t even got Around to Donnie’s Jeremiah Wright Christian Pastor and Mentor calling all those who sin against the president (no God before me or something) Satanic and satanic pregnancies to miscarry in the womb.

    Totally normal. Very loving and following of the word.

    “But it was a metaphor…” or one might even call it hyperbole spoken on the floor of the house…

  108. 108

    @102 Klobuchar is running for vice president. We both know that. She knows it, too.

  109. 109

    no interviewee likes to be sandbagged:

    Pompeo had staff go out and print up a map with the borders and labels removed so he could pop-quiz a reporter hoping he could make her look stupid.

    And it back fired on him.
    He “sandbagged” himself, you fucking imbecile.

    And yet another #owngoal

    What. A. Dumbfuck.

  111. 111

    Who’s ahead in New Hampshire?
    Updating average for each Democratic candidate in 2020 primary polls, accounting for each poll’s quality, sample size and recency
    Average as of Jan. 26
    Sanders 21.7%
    Biden 16.7%
    Buttigieg 14.5%
    Warren 13.1%
    Klobuchar 7.5%
    Gabbard 4.8%
    I’m not sure that the racist incel knows how to read a graph.

    Also President: general election N.H. JAN 20-23, 2020
    Buttigieg 51% vs 41% Trump
    Sanders 51% vs 43% Trump
    Warren 48% vs 44% Trump
    Biden 51% vs 43% Trump

  114. 114

    Well that’s going to move the needle toward “we don’t need testimony” and “He was concerned about corruption.”

    Bolton turned in his book for security review.

    NYT

    SCOOP: Bolton book draft, circulated to associates and sent to WH for review process, describes a convo w POTUS where he says he doesn’t want to release withheld aid till Ukraine turned over material related to investigation

    I almost feel bad for the GOP. Almost. Publish date is fall.

  116. 116

    @112 – Yeah, but, like I said before, he’s a little light in the loafers for most black voters.

  117. 117

    114,
    It will teased and excerpted in advance starting this summer.

    If the GOP were smart people they’d call him as a witness now so they can control the narrative and later use his sworn testimony to discredit claims made in the book.

    The GOP are not smart people.

    That’s one of the best reasons why Americans shouldn’t vote for them.

  118. 118

    Not to be conspiracy minded but if you had a bunch of complaints against the boss who fired you the day between when his lawyers argue, “It was only about corruption concerns” and when they start presenting your case is the most opportune time to release the statement,

    “Bullshit, I was there and I’ve got receipts.”

  119. 119

    @117 Doesn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know. Merely blows more holes in Republican denials. And gives McConnell even more incentive to stonewall on witnesses. He knows Trump is guilty. His whole fucking party is guilty. Even Romney, the “46% of you are freeloaders” asswipe, will vote to acquit the GOP’s mob boss. Yertle doesn’t have to rig the trial. There isn’t an honest Republican juror in the house. It’s the public he’s worried about. Doesn’t want the honest voters to see this.

  120. 120

    @116

    I know – it doesn’t reflect too well on Martin Luther King’s speech of judging by character, which in turn leaves themselves open to judgment beyond their character as well as of their character.

  123. 123

    “The GOP are not smart people.”

    You can’t keep secrets in Washington, D.C. Just aren’t. Someone will always rat them out. They don’t get that. Never have, never will. The Nixons and Trumps will always get caught. Every. Fucking. Time. Doesn’t stop them. Doesn’t even slow them down. Republicans can’t help themselves. Corruption is so much in their blood they simply don’t know any other way. Lying, cheating, stealing is their way of life.

  124. 124

    Over on MSNBC Brian Williams is offering a first-person account of what it’s like to be in a helicopter going down while on fire.

  125. 125

    @124

    Took you all afternoon to come up with that?

    You should write for RedEye. That joke was barely stale when they were still on the air.

    Got any Chappaquiddick jokes you want to try?

  126. 126

    @125 Doctor Dumbfuck’s jokes cracked up cocktail parties, oh, fifty years ago. But he doesn’t have any new jokes, and isn’t invited to cocktail parties anymore. Spends his Friday nights in the barn now.

  127. 127

    Huh,

    The letter requesting security review for Bolton’s book with the manuscript attached is from December.

    A group of lawyers stood before the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and the full Senate on Saturday and stated that there is no evidence Donald withheld aid to get dirt on Biden. They would have known Bolton was going to come forward with that evidence for THREE weeks beforehand.

    And they said it anyway.

    Withholding evidence is something the bar association…well…they have some issues with that.

    Hope this lawyers have lawyers and no matter how in the bag Roberts was…. how does he feel about lawyers blatantly lying in a legal proceeding? Now that they’re caught.

    Wow.

  129. 129

    127,
    No consequences at all.
    They were not arguing before the CJ in the SCOTUS. They were arguing before the Presiding Officer in the Senate trial.
    The attorneys are only legally bound by the rules of this proceeding. And these rules are whatever the majority say they are.

    In this case, and with great specificity and intent, the rules allow any and all lies without fear of censure or even interruption. You will hear many more, and far more outrageous lies before this is done. It’s baked in and an important part of the performance.

  130. 130

    @128 Agree. I’m also thinking attorney-client privilege and no duty to disclose.

  131. 131

    The Bolton book leak is a non-event. It won’t change a single Republican vote. There wouldn’t be one Republican vote to remove Trump if he raped someone in Times Square in broad daylight. This is what Republicans are now: No conscience, no morals, no decency, and the very last thing they care about is our nation. They’ve seceded in every way except territorial, having learned from their Confederate ancestors that dying for dirt isn’t necessary and doesn’t make sense. There are other ways to take over the Supreme Court.

  132. 132

    @128

    You seem a little light in the loafers too, just like Latin. Anyone wanting to bring back or speak in Latin is light in the loafers and has a fart smelling fetish.

  135. 135

    Republican Sen. Susan Collins of Maine released a statement this morning announcing that, having reviewed materials from the forthcoming book by former National Security Adviser John Bolton, she will not support a resolution in the Senate to call witnesses in the impeachment trial of President Trump. In the statement Collins says she was “deeply disappointed” to learn of Bolton’s consistent use of the “Oxford comma” throughout the book. And that as such “he has no credibility as a witness and could not conceivably offer any new insights or evidence”.

  137. 137

    I know this will come as an unnerving discovery for America But it turns out that bot-farm’s entire FOX/TownHall prompted diatribe yesterday about the interview between Pompeo and Mary Louise Kelly turns out to be yet more, pure distilled bullshit:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/emails-support-npr-host-after-pompeo-calls-her-a-liar-in-setting-up-contentious-interview/2020/01/26/d793cf0e-4071-11ea-b503-2b077c436617_story.html

    NPR released the emails setting up the interview. Kelly explicitly informs the Sec. of her intentions to bring up Ukraine.

    ““I am indeed just back from Tehran and plan to start there. Also Ukraine. And who knows what the news gods will serve up overnight. I never agree to take anything off the table.”

    I think she’s lucky she wasn’t alone with him. Given Pompeo’s obvious issues with women things might have turned violent. There’s no telling how badly she might have beaten him.
    As for bot-farm, well he always just beats himself, doesn’t he.

  138. 138

    @135 Using the Oxford comma is impeachable if a Democrat does it. But nothing a corrupt Republican demagogue and liar does is. That’s where we are as a country now.

    America has been through worse, as when half the country took up arms to defend slavery. But nothing says things can’t get worse after the cowering GOP senators “acquit” Trump.

    Unrestrained, the Trumpublican Party wouldn’t stop with rolling back Roe v. Wade; they want to roll back the 13th Amendment, too. And they’ll ignore anything in the Constitution or laws that hinder the bully in the pulpit from persecuting liberals, gays, Muslims, people of color, and other people they don’t like.

    Where is this heading? The Pinochet regime may provide clues. Chained naked political prisoners thrown out of airplanes into the Atlantic Ocean, etc.

    And it’ll all be the fault of that damned Oxford comma.

  139. 139

    @137 Nowadays I just take it for granted that anything coming from a Trumpster’s mouth is a lie. Every day, they sound more and more like Goebbels, and their master more closely resembles Goebbels’ master.

    They’re apparently learning from Nixon’s mistakes. George Will, in comparing Nixon’s lies to Hitler’s lies, said Hitler’s theory of the Big Lie was that “if you tell a lie big enough, people will believe it,” whereas Nixon’s lying was “so petty and demeaning you wonder why he stooped to it.”

    Trump’s and Pompeo’s lies aren’t petty and demeaning. They’re going all-in for big lies because they grasp that Republican voters are as stupid and gullible as Hitler’s supporters were.

  140. 140

    139,
    The comparison to Goebbels fits in the sense that GOP lies are lies intended less as persuasion and more as operant conditioning. Republican voters are being trained not so much by the big lies themselves, but by the larger-than-life way in which the lies are delivered. To a sad, irrelevant flesh-bot like Teh Dumbfuck or any “diehard Trump supporter”, facts and verifiable information are far less important than the subtext carried by the lies.

    The Pompeo incident provides an excellent example. The emails clearly reveal that the Sec.’s office knew that Ukraine would be brought up, along with Iran, and any other topic Kelly deemed fit. But what’s most important is to recognize that throughout this whole performative exercise over the last 72 hrs Pompeo and his staff also had those emails. They knew exactly what they agreed to. But not only did they fabricate this entire episode, they used it as an opportunity to launch a viscous and vulgar attack on a respected journalist and her employer.

    So it’s important to then recognize that this was neither a gaffe nor an unintended episode. This was planned. Pompeo’s attitude is made very clear in the interview. It’s nothing new. In the past he’s stonewalled on direct questions about The Drug Deal and relied on repeating meaningless happy talk about how “proud” he is of the work “his team” has done and how he’s “supported” their work, etc. etc. But he and his staff chose this interview, this reporter, and this moment to go nuclear. Not the lie, but the way the lie is delivered (and the timing) serves multiple purposes.

    First it virtue signals to Trump and the GOP base. Among Trump and his “diehard Trump supporters”, women are low status and journalists are enemies of the people. So an episode in which Sec. Pompeo is seen to lash out and harshly discipline an uncooperative female journalist is held in very high regard. Positioning themselves in direct conflict, regardless of the truth of the situation, and then redoubling the attack is seen as loyalty and as fierce defense. And it is happening at a time when Trump and his “diehard Trump supporters” are all desperately in need of defending.

    It also serves a secondary and perhaps more subtle purpose. Having spent months defending himself against questions about official U.S. policy toward Ukraine in the context of The Drug Deal, Pompeo, The White House, the entire administration and the Republican Party need these kinds of questions to go the fuck away. And so however much NPR and other news orgs may now delight in exposing the big lie supporting this conflict, in the end it is the conflict that will be remembered and not the big lie. And it will be especially remembered by every career climbing, dick sucking access journalist or content producer in need of a quick quote or confirmation on background as we head into the biggest political campaign in history.

    So to some extent the questions about Ukraine will go away. To a greater extent they will become more sympathetic questions with less follow up. But to the greatest extent the ground rules will be established in the feeble minds of “diehard Trump supporters” empowering every single administration official to pound the table, leap to their feet, and storm off in a cloud of vulgar threatening language rather than answer questions about how they serve the people. And in due course those same ground rules will come to apply to Republican members of the House and Senate as well.

  141. 141

    @140 The “die-hard Trump supporters” are easy to figure out. They like the fact he’s “shaking up” Washington D.C., and doing it by breaking the rules. They can’t get what they want legitimately, so they want a thug to get it for them. Tonya Harding is their role model.

  142. 142

    “Wolfgang Halbig, a notorious harasser of the parents of children murdered at Sandy Hook Elementary School, was arrested in Florida on Monday and charged with a felony. … Halbig has been named in multiple lawsuits against Infowars host Alex Jones. … Halbig was a longtime contributor to Infowars and worked in tandem with Jones to spread lies about the Sandy Hook parents.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wolgang-halbig-charged-sandy-hook-felony_n_5e2f2a42c5b67d8874b7ba3d

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Hasn’t pork sauce used InfoWars as a “source” for his rants? And Doctor Dumbfuck? I don’t exactly recall, but if so, this is the kind of people they rely on for their “facts.”

  143. 143

    ” … Republicans sought to dismiss the development … by claiming it offered ‘nothing new’ ….

    “Sen. John Barrasso (R-Wyo.) … suggest[ed] Bolton’s credibility was … at issue.

    “Sen. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) said he didn’t think Bolton’s book ‘changes any fundamental information of the basic case.’ He reiterated that … ‘it’s hard to imagine [Bolton’s testimony] would change the final outcome’ of the Senate trial.

    “Asked about the Bolton book and whether it affected his desire to call witnesses, Sen. Steve Daines (R-Mont.) said, ‘I still don’t see an impeachable offense committed.’

    ” … Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) [said] … ‘I want to … have somebody tell us what’s in the manuscript’ ….”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitt-romney-john-bolton-witness-impeachment-trial_n_5e2efed6c5b6779e9c37f527

    Eh, somebody just did. But no matter. Trump could stand in the Senate chamber and shoot twenty-nine of the GOP senators and they’d still acquit him. He’d have to shoot thirty of them, and maybe a couple Democrats too, to get convicted.

  145. 145

    Bernie Sanders nor Elizabeth Warren will beat The Hump. I say bring back Hillary, if it’s either of them two.

  146. 146

    The GOP Drug Deal tapes are now up on CBS website courtesy of Parnas’ lawyer and they are in a nicely encapsulated re-tweetable format. So naturally therefore, trending like amazeballs on social media.

    Here’s one juicy excerpt suitable for sharing: https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1221202383813914624

    Worth keeping in mind here that all of the polling thus far on DrugDealImpeachment had pre-dated the release of this live, hot-mic recording of Trump in conversation with “I DON’T KNOW HIM” ordering that the ambassador to Ukraine be “taken out”.

    As I’ve said before, I don’t really see any way for Senate Republicans to walk back on this. And I strongly suspect that at least the timing of this by Parnas and his atty is intended to inflict maximum damage on Senate Republicans. It should be noted that Trump certainly knew of the existence of this tape. Yet neither he nor any of his lick-spittle cronies present were kind enough to share that with Senate Republicans at any point prior to publication.

    And so, as always, a bunch of Republicans are skull fucking another bunch of Republicans while we all sit back in shocked amazement wondering how people can be this stupid. But remember this: once again they are doing it to themselves. This whole escapade was of their own creation. They built Rudy’s Big Ukrainian Adventure all by themselves out of the fetid horrors of 4chan idiot conspiracies. There is no FAKE NEWS conspiracy here. No Democrat conspiracy. It’s a fundamental truism that in the world of objective reality you cannot conspire against yourself.

    This field of rakes in which Senate Republicans find themselves chicken dancing is one they carefully laid out all by themselves. And so there is no justification for any of them to become frustrated or impatient with anyone asking them to explain it.

  147. 147

    Also, keep in mind this hot-mic GOPDRUGDEAL recording is from a donor meeting a full year before Rudy’s Big Ukrainian Adventure set sail. Bondy assures CBS and everyone else that he has lots more stuff and that it only gets better (worse). And that stands to reason since what would follow would be a full year’s worth of planning and organizing for the Drug Deal.

    Of course it gets worse. It’s Republicans.
    It. Always. Gets. Worse.

  148. 148

    @144 Yeah, I think the Wuhan open-air market snake vendors are manipulating it. If not them, then the North Koreans.

  149. 149

    @146 “I don’t really see any way for Senate Republicans to walk back on this.”

    I do. “We’ve got the votes, neener neener!”

    But if you’re talking about the potential November consequences, that may be a different matter.

  151. 151

    150,
    Ssshhh! You’re saying the quiet part out loud.

    I really don’t want people like bot-farm to become aware until it’s too late that 2020 will probably be the first election in decades where Boomers (and surviving “Silent” and “Greatest”) are no longer the largest generational cohort. And as a generation of voters coming of age post Clinton they are not influenced by most of the Boomer myths about Reaganomics, taxes, military adventurism, and probably most significantly culture wars grievances.

    But it should not be overlooked that a significant portion of that demographic are also non-college educated, low information voters who struggle to create context for voting decisions. And not a few of the recently elevated and now disgraced neo-Nazi, alt-Right, “Based Stickmen” celebrated by blood thirsty aggrieved GOP Boomers like bot-farm are themselves “diehard Trump supporters”.

    Still, millennials are the most educated generation of Americans ever. And the close correlation between educational attainment and support for progressive political issues holds great promise for Democrats in 2020 and beyond. Key to that, however, will be for Democrats who succeed in gaining office to respect that support and not fall into time-worn habits of catering to moneyed donors, their lobbyists, and their consultants who still dominate the business eco-system surrounding our national and local politics.

  152. 152

    You know Bob is in complete denial, for lack of a better word. He’s completely ashamed, so ashamed he can’t even acknowledge the disaster that’s unfolding with The Hump. He goes even beyond and defends. Complete craziness.

  153. 153

    This guy talking might be telling a lie per second. Damn, he might set world record for wingnut facists! Oh my god, just look at him go! Looks like he’s ODing on speed.

    The only funnier than a fascist telling lies that fast in an attempt to sell treason as patriotism is every single thing ever posted by our dumbfuck traitor.

    Hang all them, including dumbfuck. Rid this beloved country of these fucking traitors.

  154. 154

    Dumbfuck Traitor, I’d much rather the loon had lynched you, than you lynching him. The world would be a better place.

  155. 155

    I ‘ve had enough of that treasonous traitor. Get him of the toob and shoot him. Oh, hell, just shoot him dead as he’s lying. Get this shit over with by shooting them as they stand in line to tell their endless treasonous fucking lies.

    OMG. I think he just said Dumfuck’s orange moron is the greatest messiah of all, better than Baby Jesus!!!!

    OMG, he said he ready to conclude an hour ago and he’s about to exceed the speed of light with his lies.

    I’ve had enough.

  157. 157

    “Over on MSNBC Brian Williams is offering a first-person account of what it’s like to be in a helicopter going down while on fire.”

    Fuck you, you traitor. You should be fucking hiding, shaking with fear. Because I’m thinking it’s come time to rip your fucking head off, sticking it up your dead ass so your face still shows, taking a fucking pic with a caption that says, “I died a traitor” and keeping it as a souvenir of what I just did to you.

    Since you have no clue that your life is on the line right now, and have no fucking clue as dangerous I can be, that makes you the dumbest mf on the goddamned fucking planet.

    Listen to this you dumbfuck Nazi traitor, every patriotic American in the country would call me a hero if I did that to you.

    You’re so fucking stupid.

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