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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz has basketball on the brain.

Samantha Bee: The myth of crisis actors, Part 1

Vox: How TV gave us the classic soccer ball.

Mental Floss: Summer facts and life hacks!

Samantha Bee: The myth of crisis actors, Part 2

Daily Show: Secession vs. a two-state solution in California

MinuteEarth: Rise of the mesopredator

The Dotard Трамп and Other Petty Tyrants:

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship

Maine passes rank choice voting.

Listen to Black women

Full Frontal: The Irish abortion referendum.

Electile Function and Dysfunction:

Jim Jefferies: Carol Burnett on staying apolitical in political times.

Bill Maher: New Rule—#BlueToo.

Jimmy Kimmel does research on blobfish Ted Cruz.

Minute Physics: Relativistic addition of velocity

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Thanks for including Maine re-approving Ranked Choice Voting. The entrenched interests in Augusta have fought it ever since the voters approved it the first time. Gov. LePage was even invoking Gov. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain in his opposition.

  2. 2

    Ted Crud has more than just Basketball on his mind – he’s got men’s locker room follies on his mind.

  3. 3

    National soccer power Argentina couldn’t beat miniscule Iceland.

    Hillary Clinton couldn’t beat Donald Trump.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  4. 4

    Coincidence? I think not.

    You don’t think. You hate.. Hillary on the brain.

    Thanks for representing the always wrongists as you do.

  8. 8

    #3 Come on Bob, you are better that your post, you are just mailing it in now.

    Argentina and Iceland played to a 1:1 draw, neither team won or lost.

    As you constantly crow, Hillary lost to Trump. There is no correlation in your argument/comparison. But, as a typical Trump supporter, you stretch to make any sort of comparison as if it is relevant.

    Dumbfuck just gotta dumbfuck.

  9. 9

    @ 8

    Newt, I got you to state that Hillary lost to Trump.

    And as far as Argentina not losing, there are plenty of examples of what happens to powerhouse teams who don’t beat the teams in their group they are supposed to beat.

    Argentina may have lost the ability to move on to the next round today.

  10. 10

    “More than ever before, Trump imposed his personality and political will on Washington and the world. He went further than ever in crafting an alternative reality around his White House that may be misleading but has enthralled millions of people.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/16/politics/donald-trump-power-north-korea-politics/index.html

    Reminiscent of another demagogue the world will never forget, and Doctor Dumbfuck is one of the morons in thrall to this one.

  13. 13

    @ 10

    He went further than ever in crafting an alternative reality around his White House that may be misleading but has enthralled millions of people.”
    Reminiscent of another demagogue the world will never forget….

    Gee, it sure does.

    Barack Hussein Obama.

  14. 14

    @9

    “Newt, I got you to state that Hillary lost to Trump.”

    Wow, Dr. Dumbfuck, I’ve said that before, that isn’t news. It is a simple matter of FACT! (h/t to Piddles) she lost to Trump in the electoral college count, but she won the popular vote count. So if “winning” and “losing” are simply one tallying a count of one unit more than the other, then both Clinton and Trump were winers and losers in counting things. Here is another earth shattering fact: water is wet.

    Argentina needs another Maradona “hand of god” to win their third star. Messi is no Maradona

  15. 15

    And really, what’s for YLB not to like?

    Substitute a reality tv moron who runs the country by watching Faux Snooze with a reality tv half-wit who’ll be guided by the tabloids.

    Given the proper advice on judges she seem perfect for the dumbfuck.

    Dumbfuck’s gotta dumbfuck. Thanks once again for representing the always wrongists as you do.

  17. 17

    @12 You probably shouldn’t bleat about other people’s IQs, dipshit. You already look plenty silly. See @13 for example.

  18. 18

    Uh-oh. Looks like the loon might have finally got himself lynched by his white supremacist buddies.

  19. 19

    “And the same lipstick and personal vajazzler.”

    Anyone else starting to suspect that Doctor Dumbfuck wears a dress and makeup while posting his comments from the barn?

  22. 22

    @19 I’ve been thinking that for a while now. It explains why a guy with a wife needs horse sex. Now the question is, who’s taking it in the ass, dumbfuck or the horse?

  23. 23

    Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz has basketball on the brain.

    Cruz won, 11-9.

    Hillary Clinton dribbles Chardonnay out of the corner of her mouth.

  24. 24

    “Ted Cruz has basketball on the brain”

    Unlike Dumbfuck having Hillary on the brain. The former is just a basketball jones. The latter is looking more and more like anxiety disorder.

  26. 26

    Imagine how small Godin’s life must be, where endlessly posting the Hillary card endlessly is what passes for his entertainment.

    Given how obsessed he is about her, i bet he’s got life sized cardboard cut outs of her around the house and her photos and news clipping are taped on around his mirror and he’s written BENGAZZZIIII and VINCE FOSTER on all of them in red lipstick. At night he wears her white pantsuit while he pounds out HA missives. That would explain all the self loathing cross dressing slurs.

  28. 28

    “Think on your sins.”

    Just curious here. How many thousands of times more are you going to post that here before you finally gget a clue that this is just about the lamest thing ever posted by a troll on this blog.

    When I think of my sins, beautiful women to mind. But I can see why Republicans would admonish me to think on my sins rather than their paying any heed to their own. I mean, what’s their to talk about other than, say, things like the sexual molestation of children, wife-beating, horsefucking, dumbfuckery and treason?

  29. 29

    @ 28

    Well, Steve, we enjoy watching Manchin, Heitkamp, and Tester as they act like Republicans between now and early November.

    It isn’t as funny as watching Blanche Lincoln and Mary Landreiu was, but it probably will as we get closer to the election.

    So we talk about that some.

    Does that answer your question?

  30. 30

    Depraved child-molesting Republican cultists separating immigrant children from their parents and hiding them in internment camps. Heh. Nothing could go wrong with that!

  33. 33

    Speaking of Jeffrey Epstein, it’s now common knowledge that Trump likes to rape 13 year-old girls. So is the disappearance of Melania and Trump’s abduction of a thousand little girls occurring at the same time just coincidence? Hmm, I don’t think so.

  34. 34

    @ 33

    Ooh, good one, Steve.

    Doesn’t make Hillary president, nor does it make Merrick Garland a SCOTUS justice, but still a good one.

  35. 35

    “Loretta told me to protect Hillary.”

    Anti-Trump FBI agent Peter Strzok willing to testify before Congress — and leave no stone unturned

    …Strzok’s attorney, Aitan Goelman, sent House Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.) a letter Sunday revealing his client is ready to tell his side of the story and potentially “clear his name.”

    Goelman said Strzok is willing to testify without immunity and would not invoke his Fifth Amendment rights in response to any question from a member of Congress. He also said Strzok is willing to testify before any committee that requests him.

    https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/06/17/anti-trump-fbi-agent-peter-strzok-willing-to-testify-before-congress-and-leave-no-stone-unturned

    If he’ll do it without invoking the Fifth, it’s because he’ll name names.

    “And McCabe totally rewrote my 302 on Flynn.”

  36. 36

    5)I hope someone beats Russia. Not sure about the Italians, they barely qualified. Got a few others that I could root for.

  37. 37

    On my way back from Port Angeles yesterday, I was listening to the Hamilton Tiger Cats vs Calgary Stampeders game. Manzell did not get in, the Stampeders QB is good at comebacks. Been following Mitchell’s exploits since he was at EWU.

  38. 38

    It’s a shame that the Mt. Ranier Scenic RR is a casualty of problems with it’s parent company in Colorado. Apparently, one of the Durango and Silverton locomotives started a wildfire with it’s cinders.
    https://durangoherald.com/articles/228774#slide=0

    On a side note, coming up on the 50th anniversary of the end of revenue freight on the Rio Grande narrow gauge lines.

  39. 39

    Perhaps for the coming Friday Multimedia Extravaganza Darryl can include some video that covers the correct placement of the apostrophe.

  40. 40

    Sitting on the back deck, watching a little 4-point buck graze about 40 feet away as I grill the tri-tip.

    Pretty sure if this were a Hillary presidency, that buck would identify as female, and I believe I would have named her YLB.

  41. 41

    40,
    That’s just so weird.

    ‘Cause from this side of the Orange Event Horizon it looks an awful lot like you are once again laboring away in service to your beloved Golden Showering Pardner, sweating over Teh Google for a rapidly dwindling catalog of Clinton memes, and firing off middle school insults to complete strangers.

    #somuchwinning

  43. 43

    @ 41

    Got it. Complete strangers.

    Three of whom engaged @ 4, 5, 8, 10 me in the first 10 spews in this thread.

  44. 44

    OK, it’s not ‘Headless body found in topless bar’, but it’s probably the best headline this month. So far.

    Actress Mary McCormack shows off her Tesla’s new flamethrower option

    https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/06/17/actress-mary-mccormack-shows-off-her-teslas-new-flamethrower-option/?utm_campaign=twitchywidget

    The brief video helps. So does knowing what else Elon Musk rolled out this past week. (I know, I know. If you have to explain it…)

    Problem is, around here there are those to whom everything must be explained. Say, has anyone heard from the Fucking Moron lately?

  47. 47

    Great news everyone!

    Facing a massive shortage of concentration camps detention space for the 12,000 dirty little Mexican children, a breakthrough has been announced by President PeePeeTape.

    Disgraced former Republican Missouri Governor Eric Greitens has kindly opened up his basement and will be putting Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore in charge. For now at least, Judge Moore has said they will only have enough room for the female children over the age of 12 – younger if they have boobs.

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