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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Last Week Tonight: Wax Presidents trailer.

Late Show: The DOJ’s Hillary Clinton announcement

VOX: Walking while black.

Full Frontal: What’s happening to Tangier Island?

WaPo: Race and incarceration in the U.S., by the numbers.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Alt-Diversity in the Courtroom.

The Dotard Трамп and His Nesting Dolls:

Adam ruins lab mice.

Matt Lieb: George Soros BIG secrets EXPOSED!!!!!!!!

VOX: The all-American fruit you’ve probably never heard of.

Trevor Noah: Even the keystone pipeline is exposing itself.

Tomi Lahren as an ’80s pop song.

Stephen: VP Joe Biden says Charlottesville was a turning point.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Roy Moore Molested a Middle School Girl And Other Rapey Observations:

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: All Lives Friday—Serious deals for serious threats.

No wonder everyone hates Keurig.

Francesca Fiorentini: Newsbroke is skewed!

Colin Kaepernick visits Harlem for his GQ Men of the Year moment.

VOX: The environmental cost of free two-day shipping.

Randy Rainbow: Those were the good old days:

Late Show: Hannity made a chart.

ONN: How to talk to a family member about politics and that their jewelry business is a pyramid scheme.

Mental Floss: Twenty four facts about Koalas.

Bill Maher with Chelsea Handler: Women in office.

The G.O.P. Tax Scam Heist Reform:

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Puerto Rico’s hurricane recovery—A 10 out of 10.

Jimmy Kimmel: Supreme Court Justice League.

Young Turks: Of course the Keystone Pipeline is spilling thousands of barrels of oil.

VOX: Why the rise of the robots won’t mean the end of work.

Stephen gets interviewed by the Russians.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    It seems that we have a left/right war with harassment allegations going on. So many accusations going on, one might get whiplash.

  3. 3

    Yesterday I rode the Empire Builder to Spokane for the Dam Cup football game, and noticed just how lean Amtrak could get, with the Seattle section down to one coach,,and it was sold out. 1 baggage car, two sleepers, the Dorm car, and the diner rounded out the consist. The upside, the walk to the diner was a little shorter this time. The bistro car on Amtrak Cascades is great, but the traditional diner is better if you want to meet people on a trip.

    Also, Amtrak just reported their lowest operating loss since 1973.
    https://www.bizjournals.com/milwaukee/news/2016/11/17/amtrak-posts-lowest-loss-since-1973-hiawatha.html

  4. 4

    2)Wonder if they thought nobody would see it, but they could have blamed the neighbors. Between NORAD and maneuvers, sometimes the RCAF fighter jets dip below 49. Although the CF-18 is based on the early model, which the Super Hornet made for anow interesting nickname.

  5. 5

    Amtrak has rarely had this problem. They have had to apologize for being late a lot. In Japan, they pride themselves on being on time. So recently, a railroad apologized because a commuter train left the station, early!
    http://www.metro-magazine.com/.....ving-early

    One time I was taking the train to Portland, and it was the day after a holiday, so freight traffic was light. The train got into Union Station an hour early . The conductor joked, if anybody had any problems with it, same number to call if they were late.

  10. 10

    Pssssst.
    Hillbilly Pro Tip: there is no basement at Comet Pizza.
    That Bitch buried the children alive!

  11. 11

    @9 Embezzlers and tax dodgers should do time. Traitors and perjurers should do time, too, don’t you agree?

  15. 15

    “Taking responsibility has never been a liberal strong suit.”

    Doctor Dumbfuck, this last week as Republicans were being investigated for collusion and treason, millions of Republicans came out in support of child molestation. Utterly refusing to take any responsibility whatsoever for their disgustingly perverse acts, from your orange child-raping moron on down to the child molesting Roy Moore, they instead all ruthlessly attack their innocent victims, intent on inflicting further harm upon them.

    That’s this week’s news. Just thought you should know, you dumbfuck.

  19. 19

    17,
    He’s got LEEEEENKS! Prolly some DOOOMOKRETIN deputy alderman who tore off mattress tags in 1974.

  20. 20

    I was wrong @ 9. This dude clearly took responsibility for hitting a substantial amount of quim:

    Eric Heisig ✔@eheisig
    .@BillForOhio, a sitting Ohio Supreme Court justice and Democratic gubernatorial candidate, apparently posted on Facebook about his sexual escapades.

    “In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females.”
    9:06 AM – Nov 17, 2017

  22. 22

    Isn’t it great to see how the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset Puts Puddy Prime in it’s simple femtometer sized brain!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  23. 23

    And it’s understood the freak made it all up.

    That’s DUMMOCRETIN freak clueless cretin! Wait for the shitstain steve stupid soliloquy (ssss).

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time

  24. 24

    And it’s understood the freak made it all up.

    That’s DUMMOCRETIN freak clueless cretin! Wait for the shitstain steve stupid soliloquy (ssss).

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Double post for shitstain steve!

    Till Next Time

  26. 26

    LOL! Damn we wind up the village idiot @ 22-25 and AWAY IT GOES!

    Entertain us now freak…

    OR NOT!

    It’s all good! It always BEST when YOU ARE GONE!

    It was sooo nice after sunset this past Friday.. The sun sets so early this time of year..

  27. 27

    Now this is an interesting DUMMOCRETIN response…

    The following article is full of DUMMOCRETIN platitudes!

    PuddyCommentary: This is a sad state the DUMMOCRETIN party is in! Shitstain steve will not notice the Republican hate because shitstain steve is full of Republican hate!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  28. 28

    See how the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset Puts Puddy Prime again? Must have its putrid commentary front and center!

    Freak show extraordinaire!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  29. 29

    Look at the freak go!

    Does it not know that Ross Douthat at the NY Times is a klownservatic?

    The freak is sooo freaking stupid!

  30. 30

    the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset

    The freak’s party is a Donald Drumpf, Roy Moore and Mike Duvall party now!

    And the freak has DEVOLVED with it!

  34. 34

    Yeah 2k @32,

    — When evangelical kids have sex, they’re less likely to use birth control — and that may be a reason (along with lower abortion rates) that red states have high teen birthrates.—

    And the data used forgets the big cities in red states are populated by DUMMOCRETINS! Puddy delivered the CDC statistics long over and about this libtard argument about teen marriages in red states. Puddy also demonstrated how states like California do not report abortion statistics which skew the overall results.

    So you can tout this article like libtards did some time ago. If you ax the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset for a crazed databaze replay you will see 2K how some DUMMOCRETIN FOOLS claimed abortions were higher in red states. This is why Puddy copied that paragraph above so you can ax the crazed databaze FOOL for the full thread replay.

    Go ahead 2K and ax the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset for that thread.

    Go ahead, make Puddy’s day! Let’s see some cojones on a HA DUMMOCRETIN!

    Sux to be 2K!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You DUMMOCRETINS can’t have it both ways!

    Till Next Time!

  35. 35

    Great game tonight, Eastern Washington University beat Portland State, to win the Dam Cup, 59-33. Way to go Eags . The Eagles had to win, PSU was trying to be the spoiler. Was afraid the ROTC were going to run out of ammunition for celebrations. I hope to know if we made the playoffs before I get into Seattle, Tomorrow.

  36. 36

    2K got the FREAK going about sex and being all holier than thou in red states!

    TOO ENTERTAINING!

    See fellow HA HEROES how much the freak “needs” HA HEROES?

    It will attain PEAK HATE and then..

    BACK TO THE SALT MINES!

    GO FREAK! You entertain us!

  37. 37

    and that may be a reason (along with lower abortion rates) that red states have high teen birthrates.—

    LOL! Way to go feckless abstinence education! Another always wrongist policy FAILURE like tax cutting in KansASS…

  38. 38

    Puddles @ 34- Once again your word to content ratio is way out of proportion. Too much noise in your signal to make any sense, once again leading me to ignore you.

    Babble on, fool

  40. 40

    Well well well,

    Puddy notices the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset still froths over Puddy.

    Prime Puddy First! Then reference your BULLSHITTIUM blog, right? How many visited that wretched place tonight FOOL?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  41. 41

    Wow 2K,

    Words to noise ratio isn’t the real reason just a smokescreen when you are called on typical libtard BULLSHITTIUM!

    AND, as everyone knows about you when the going get tough YOU RUN AND YOU CAN’T STAND TRUTH!

    So FOOL, why not ask the crazed databaze cretin for a replay.

    You don’t own a big enough set of BALLS to ax that moron! Its all there 2K; so grow a set and ax for the replay. It has cataloged every PuddyMissive since 2005. EVERY ONE! So it should be a really easy tctmgr “search”.

    Or as Puddy suspects you really don’t have a set of BALLS behind your 2K persona so Puddy will ax it for you!

    Hey monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset, find that CDC data Puddy placed there from yesteryear! tctmgr “search” on CDC or abortion or California…

    You can do it clueless crazed databaze cretin! Show everyone you got skillz!

    Sux to be 2K. Can’t tell its ASS from a hole in the ground. Maybe that’s why 2K has ASSFacia. Its bowels look like its face and therefore can figure out which hole to crap from!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  42. 42

    Whoa! The hate-filled loon’s head blew up real good last night, including a couple of truly spectacular double-post head explosions @23 and 24! So much hate!

  47. 47

    @44 or just teach them first how to squeal, hahahaha. Squeal like a pig, hahahahah.

    Awesome sauce.

  48. 48

    what a cute guy….too bad he wasn’t in NYC…..although Craigslist? WTF. Hasn’t he ever heard of Scruff?

  49. 49

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/l.....-gop-toast

    RESIST. Part of resistance is to shame the moderates. If they aren’t shamed they’ll pretend like nothing is wrong and go right along with this Drumpf/Moore/Bannon shit. And this shit will be around for a long time….directly impacting worse than ISIS. American Terrorists. Squash them like the cockroaches that they are.

  53. 53

    @40 & 41

    Notice how much the freak “needs” HA HEROES, how it “needs” to put HA HEROES FIRST before…

    the same old, same old, weeky obligation in the salt mines with its salt mining buddy..

    ho hum, the freak’s loss, OUR LAUGHS!!!

  54. 54

    Just got in from Spokane, Train 7 was an hour early, but no complaints. Just get more coaches, if only one on the Seattle, and it sells out, a second coach could be useful. Although at Spokane, quite a few passengers disembarked.

  55. 55

    Notice how the HA gutter dwelling ZERO @53 hasn’t helped out 2K? Instead it attacks Puddy first and look at all the PuddyAttacks it has performed in this thread!

    Can you say obsessive? O B S E S S I V E!

    Always Putting Puddy Prime! Thanks leaking pink lace panty waist!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did anyone besides shitstain steve visit your insipid blog? NO?

    Till Next Time!

  57. 57

    “This whole thing with Harvey Weinstein is giving me PTSD. Why? Because this kind of thing happened to ME,” he wrote. “My wife n I were at a Hollywood function last year n a high level Hollywood executive came over 2 me and groped my privates… Jumping back I said What are you doing?! My wife saw everything n we looked at him like he was crazy. He just grinned like a jerk.” – Terry Crews

    That’s how Hollyweird libtards do it!

  58. 58

    hasn’t helped out 2K

    LOL! You mean follow your orders???

    LMAO!

    HA HEROES don’t take orders from a batshit insane freak! Thanks for yet more laughs you babbling fool!

  59. 59

    Thank you for proving Puddy’s point FOOL@58.

    The crazed databaze is what Puddy has called it all these years! A figment in the clueless cretin’s femtometersized brain!

    Sux to be the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist leaking pink lace panty gusset!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

  60. 60

    The crazed databaze is what Puddy has called it all these years!

    That’s an enemies list you cobbled together – A HATE LIST!

    We have the evidence of you PUTTING HA HEROES FIRST on Fridays after sunset…

    Better hope the salt mining buddy never sees that! Has the salt mining buddy ever put HA HEROES FIRST???

    LOL!

  61. 61

    Better hope the salt mining buddy never sees that! Has the salt mining buddy ever put HA HEROES FIRST???

    You said it right… That’s an enemies list the clueless cretin cobbled together – A HATE LIST!

    Babble on FOOL! You won’t even help 2K grow a set!

    Till Next Time!

  63. 63

    Consider carefully how you will atone. But I will brook no delay. Mine is a patient wrath.

  64. 64

    Whoa! So much hate! The loon’s really bringing it! Must be due to all the evidence that came out last week that Republicans like to sexually molest innocent little girls! Sad!

  68. 68

    The Pee Pee tape is real.
    It is one of many. Certainly it is the most embarrassing. But there are many others. I kept them in my office safe. They have since been archived digitally and passkey protected.

    Did you know, he only watches? It is true. Regrettable. But true. We tried many times. But however much we tried, we could never entice him to allow the girls to touch him. And while his hands and other things may be small, for all that he exercises it his right arm must be enormous.

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