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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Seth Meyers: Jordan Klepper riled his alt-right inspiration Alex Jones with The Opposition

Jordan Klepper: Meet the citizen journalists.

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: What’s a filibuster?

Take a mental vacation by ignoring Puerto Rico.

Трамп and His Band of Dotards:

VOX: Why 23 million Americans don’t have fast internet

Trevor bumps into President Obama.

The Opposition: Reviewing reviews with Kobi Libii.

The GOP’s Latest Attempt to Kill Americans:

Roy Zimmerman: Dreamer:

Seth Meyers: Josh Earnest reflects on his tenure as President Obama’s press secretary.

The one big problem the GOP cannot shake.

Knee Shoes: The perfect solution to the NFL kneeling controversy

Francesca Fiorentini: Why corporations LOVE Puerto Rico’s tragedy.

VOX: How QWERTY conquered keyboards

Crazy-ass Shit in Alabama:

Jordan Klepper: Which numbers can be trusted?.

Trevor: It’s time to pay back Puerto Rico

Why trying to steal an ATM machine is a terrible idea.

Full Frontal: Wake up to Gabe Fleisher.

WaPo: Obama’s other speechwriter.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    With the latest Trump are bill failing, still need to be on guard, they will try again.

  2. 2

    1

    I assume you mean “Trump care,” not “Trump are.”

    Why is the federal government involved in health care at all?

  3. 3

    2,
    Why are you even asking? You are meant to be completely preoccupied with outrage over kneeling, cake bakeries, and defending the dying of Puerto Ricans.
    Get with the program, hillbilly!
    Fuckface cant fail on his own. He’s counting on you to push him across the own-goal line!

  4. 4

    @2- The government has ALWAYS been involved in health care. Start with the FDA. Regulation of the drug market is essential. Look up Thalidomide. Then licensing doctors, you do want some assurance of the qualifications of your care giver. Caregiver of last resort- think Harborview, or do you just want people to die in the streets. Get off your stupid talking points.

  5. 5

    @ Pars Dominae Foetidae
    @ 2

    Why is the federal government involved in health care at all?

    For the simple reason that when it’s left up to the “free” market, it rapidly becomes a system that chokes on itself by going to the government and demanding protectionist legislation to limit the access to health care to a few elite wealthy who can afford it, while simultaneously restricting who has access to the educational foundation and the training required to become a professional in the industry to that same demographic. That demographic doesn’t become larger, it always, without exception, becomes smaller. That is what Capitalism does by its very basic nature.

    What always results with such a system is an ever increasing shortage of those professionals, raising the “market value” of the industry even further. That never ends. The prices of the training and services go ever higher, going out of reach even to the middle income tiers, and never, ever go down. This is a very deliberate action on the part of the feudalistic wealthy classes. They are the people who control the wording of the relevant legislation by controlling who is allowed to run for office, using the same exact methodology.

    For almost 50 years now, the entire health care system has been controlled by the “free” market. It is only “free” to those who can afford it. Everyone else gets to go pound sand.

  7. 7

    Fat, Fucking Donny. A truly historical example of the worst sort of criminal slime this Nation can produce.

    His brain doesn’t work. That’s all it really is. He really is just dumb as fuck, and doesn’t understand anything about the real world or the purpose of the office he’s holding. He only apparently hears and responds to people who are either being complimentary or critical of him and God help anyone who criticizes him.

    He is very likely to be senile or has dementia, and he really REALLY, deeply dislikes non-white people. Being a denizen of New York City with its large number of Puerto Rican citizens, his active dislike of them is probably visceral and otherwise deeply personal.

    That is the President’s entire psyche. He cannot and will not accept any negative commentary whatsoever directed at his person or any project he engages in. He hits back, hard and knows that there isn’t anyone at all who can tell him “no”. Anyone who tries to explain how that being an utter, shitty fucked up asshole all the time isn’t the way to do things is also hit back. He is utterly consumed with greed and selfishness.

    He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He is an utterly malevolent individual.

    Fuck You, Donald Trump.

  8. 8

    Hey, look on the bright side – Hillary Clinton will never be president. That’s a good thing!

  9. 9

    Here’s all you need to know about Seattle and King County liberal progressives:

    “…affluent, elite, healthy, and highly educated coastal progressives.”

    These arrogant twits actually believe they’re superior to everyone else on the planet and ought to run a highly centralized government with little choice for the non-progressive elites. Individualism is crushed because they truly believe they’re better than any one else and have the right to run everyone else’s lives.

  10. 10

    9,
    We aren’t superior to “everyone”. Just to you.
    The proof is sitting up nights in the Lincoln Bed furiously tweeting about “fat chicks”, gobbling dick pills, and jerking off to scat porn.
    Hey Republicans! You built that!

  11. 11

    @9 hey PI Retard – did it upset you that Hillary’s name was brought up right above your post?

    Ohhhh, you only get upset when a Democrat brings up her name.

  12. 12

    Why is government involved in Healthcare – maybe another good reason is that they provide the funding to do research to find cures and fight against things that ail people.

    A lot of drug research doesn’t go forward unless they get funds from the government, and then when the private drug company finds a cure or fix for a problem the US Government gets nothing in return for the investment.

    @2 Why is the government involved in public education? How about we abolish public education and make every child bearing fuckface pay for their own little rugrats. Oh I’m sure the College and Universities that teach for profit (which is part of the economy) wouldn’t do so well due to enrollment because people would be too stupid to know what 2+2 is – why waste you money on an education if you are dumb as a brick.

    Education is a farce – you don’t need an education to be Coal Miner.

  13. 13

    @9 it’s not a belief that liberals are smarter than non liberals. It just that non liberals know they are stupid and it doesn’t sit well, so you want to make up a story that liberals think they are smarter. Look in a mirror – do you look smart….I thought so…….Like an alcoholic, first step is being honest with yourself…..you’ll always be stupid if you are not honest with yourself.

  14. 14

    @9 “….and have the right to run everyone else’s lives.” Wait the fuck a minute….why does every evangelical crazily think they own marriage.

    Trying to prevent two people of the same sex from getting married is “thinking that they have the right to run other’s lives”

    You are a dumbfuck – be gone. I know you can’t reply with anything meaningful to my reply – See look in the mirror – what do you see again – you see yourself, the dumbfuck retard.

  16. 16

    I saw that the Seattle football team has issued a statement that they are starting a start fund to fight ‘injustice and inequality’.

    The team announced the “Seahawks Players Equality & Justice for All Action Fund” in a statement on their website, as a way to combat “injustice and inequality by supporting leadership and education programs.”

    OK. I can get behind leadership and education programs., I can get behind their CONTRIBUTING to their own fund even it’s unclear to anyone how a fund can/will fight ‘injustice and inequality’ in a free society, especially when how they define them are undefined.

    I’d like to see them (and the league) expand their educational and leadership program by pairing football players WITH police officers to travel to inner cities, to schools, to the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, to the YMCA’s and really discuss what has happened to them from each of their own perspective and how best to avoid it. If the player and the officer pairs are of different racial backgrounds, so much the better. THAT would be an honest outreach that truly wanted to see dialog and change.

  17. 17

    Actions:Consequences

    Anal Cancer: The New Gay Epidemic the Media Won’t Talk About

    The Los Angeles Times calls anal cancer “the next big crisis” for the gay community. According to the American Cancer Society, the future looks grim.

    The American Cancer Society estimates there will be 8,200 new anal cancer cases in 2017. In the absence of national screening recommendations, more than 50 percent of these individuals will be diagnosed at stage III or IV, when five-year survival is less than 40 percent. This creates a major public health concern.

    The study shows that anal cancer comes from the sexually transmitted virus HPV. What it doesn’t mention is why the gay community is so susceptible to contracting HPV. Perhaps the answer is too politically incorrect for the L.A. Times. NBC reported on a similar study that was done in Hawaii involving women who contracted anal HPV. They danced around the cause in an almost laughable way.

    It’s not clear exactly how the women contracted anal HPV. Those who developed infections were more likely to be young and white, with lower levels of education and income and a history of multiple sexual partners, the study showed. Women who engaged in anal sex were also at higher risk, though transmission could have occurred in other, non-sexual, ways…The findings are important because anal HPV infection is strongly linked with anal cancer…

    Really? Non-sexual ways? What ways are those? The article does not elaborate but goes out of its way to deny the very findings discovered!

    The Hawaii study showed a greater risk of HPV infection in women who recently had anal sex, though the association wasn’t as high as researchers expected. Non-penetrative sex and use of fingers and sex toys also may have contributed to transmission of HPV, or the virus could have been shed from cervical secretions, the report said. It is also possible that responses to our questions regarding anal sex were less than candid,” the authors wrote. Study participants were twice as likely to contract the high-risk strains of the HPV virus associated with cervical and other cancers than the low-risk variations of the virus, the report showed.

    So what we have here is a clear warning that putting things into the anus that don’t belong there is a very bad idea—and yet the media is unable to report that clearly. Why? Could it be the LGBTQWTF lobby doesn’t want them to? Researching the negative effects of anal sex is darn near impossible. Very little is written on the subject, even though we know anal prolapses, fissures, tears, and infections are common. No one will report on it. Instead Teen Vogue is writing “how to” guides about anal sex (and cancer) for your minor daughters.

    If you want to know the truth, it still exists on the American Cancer Society’s website (at least until the gaystappo find out someone is telling the truth).

  18. 18

    @8 We don’t want to run your miserable little life. We simply don’t want you to piss in the water we have to drink or fart into the air we have to breathe. That’s not asking for very much.

  19. 19

    @17 Are you trying to tell us straights don’t put anything in their asses? I beg to differ. Many straights even put their heads up their asses, some on a daily basis. See, e.g., almost any Republican you can name.

  20. 20

    19,
    Just ask Doctor Dumbfuck or any ER attending. The only more common ER visit features hillbillies seeking Oxy.

  21. 21

    Your dick doesn’t belong in anyone’s mouth either.

    Do you care about climate change and the effects of that? Why do you really care about the consequences of putting things where they don’t belong? Does this come down to your little wallet?

  22. 22

    Glad to see this new troll (really Pudendum cheating on his invisible magical sky pal) has figured out what “virtue signaling” actually means.
    Too bad for him posting on the intertubes on Sky Daddy Day is the precise opposite of “virtue”, whether by “action”, by “signal”, or by “insertion”.

  23. 23

    @17 “the media won’t talk about it..”

    Funny I read about this on many occassios. Maybe you were distracted by the fake news about Russia and the fascist movement happening here in America.

  24. 24

    @17 dude those woman having anal sex, you realize some guy is putting his penis into their ass…..STOP IT! Why you attacking the women. It’s the men who are raping the womenz.

  25. 25

    While we’re on the subject of the no no’s of the gays.

    Have another beer and get drunk so you can go kill some innocent person. Where is the media not talking about the drinking epidemic? The college rape epidemic. The opioid epidemic. Even if it is talked about – I don’t see anyone caring about the whites, probably predominantly straight, dying by the masses……but do t stick that cock up your ass you dirty pervert fags.

  28. 28

    http://www.nydailynews.com/spo.....-1.3532997

    Fuck the American Cituzens of PR. Need to win this one regarding the NFL. It’s a gimme, sooner or later the kneeling will wear off and I’ll win the physiological warfare.(spoken in Drumpf’s head)

    What the players and NFL should do is stop the kneeling g, let Drumpf look victorious and right after he takes a victory lap you then start to kneel again. this would drive him insane.

  29. 29

    23,
    You read about it because some backward, sister-fucking, toothless millionare bigot keeps paying hate-media whores to recycle the same trash in an utterly pointless effort to re-litigate culture wars they lost decades ago.
    It’s a con on hillbillies.

  30. 30

    You’ve heard of white privelage… what we’ve seen the jackass above crying about the consequences of putting things in your ass is “Straight” privelage.

    The right to drink yourself drunk and kill someone. Or own a gun and. R so irresponsible that your child kills someone or someone else’s child. Smoke dope and pop pills and make everyone e else around you have to hear about it, have babies and then kill them because your too tired of having them or boyfriend #6 thinks the two of I’d should be having more fun, or your just tired of your girlfriend and you fell like whacking her o e, or your three amazing woman who want to beat up the girl next to you because you are jealous of her for stealing your fuck face Ape of a boyfriend, etc, etc…

    Consequences – just. Ring straight.

  31. 31

    Lt. General Russel L. Honoré:

    “The [San Juan] mayor’s living on a cot, and I hope the president has a good day at golf,”

    #trollsstuckonstupid

  32. 32

    AND YET ANOTHER NARRATIVE FALLS AND GOES BOOM!

    The mayor of Guaynabo, Puerto Rico criticized neighboring San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz for “playing politics” after Hurricane Maria. He also praised President Trump for his hurricane recovery coordination efforts.

    Guaynabo Mayor Angel Perez Otero says that Mayor Yulin Cruz has been a no show at coordination meetings between FEMA, U.S. military officials, and Puerto Rican leaders.

    “I’ve seen other mayors participating. She’s not,” said Perez Otero.

    Perez Otero says he has been in constant contact with U.S. officials and is confident that they will provide the very best recovery efforts they can.

    “We are receiving a lot of help from FEMA and the Red Cross…there is lots of help coming to us,” adding, “they won’t leave until Puerto Rico is good.”
    Perez Otero is now the second person today to report that Yulin Cruz has been non-compliant with federal aid.

    FEMA administrator Brock Long told CNN today that “the problem that we have with [Yulin Cruz] unfortunately is that unity of command is ultimately what’s needed to be successful in this response”and “what we need is for the mayor, the good mayor, to make her way to the joint field office and get plugged into what’s going on and be successful.”

    … So people asking this asked a good question. Where did she get the custom made shirt when there’s no power in Puerto Rico? Why is she taking time and/or spending resources to make up such a shirt? Was it delivered by media?

    She was interviewed demanding help in from of pallet upon pallet of supplies. Those pallets are not being delivered because her city can’t find truck drivers to deliver them. That is not a federal responsibility.

  33. 33

    Some of this, arguably, is out of the hands of the current government in Puerto Rico. But the fact is that government is howling for outside resources when it hasn’t even bothered to try to utilize one of its own critical assets, the Puerto Rico National Guard: Maria hit 9 days ago. Less than half of the Puerto Rico National Guard is on duty.<? As you will see, the operative phrase is “less than half.”

    Someone needs to ask why, with a Cat 5 hurricane bearing down on the island, the National Guard was not activated before the storm hit. Someone needs to ask why soldiers from the PRNG are being allowed, according to the story, to stay home and care to their families instead of performing their duty. Someone needs to ask why some 5,000 active duty soldiers have been sent to Puerto Rico while 5,000 members of the Puerto Rico National Guard have not reported for duty.

  35. 35

    @32 It’s not a question of whether they will provide the “best recovery efforts they can,” it’s a question of whether they were prepared to provide, and are providing, the support that’s needed.

  37. 37

    Once Dante makes it all the way to the center of Hell, he suddenly finds himself climbing out. – Bishop Robert Barron, 09/30/2017

    The Dallas Cowboys have knelt during the national anthem for the last time, star wide-receiver Dez Bryant revealed on Friday.

    Bryant said that for the remainder of the season, he and all of his teammates will stand in reverence during the national anthem in unity. They won’t even lock arms and will place their hands over their hearts.

    Bryant said: “We’re going to stand. We’re going to stand and put our hand over our heart and we’re going to do what we did before.”

    Huh. I guess that ‘unity’ ain’t so unified. How goes that QB job hunt, Colin? Hey, maybe Tebow needs a batboy!

  38. 38

    Whatever they do, you racist hillbillies will be paying very close attention from now on. Were you doing that before?
    Nnnnnnope.

  39. 39

    Besides the Jones Act waiver, I am surprised that nobody has asked Matson about the spare ship that sometimes is tied up in the Port of Seattle, if it caneeds be started up, crewed, aND sent to help in Puerto Rico?

  40. 40

    Re #36
    Remember when they said…
    BO: “If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period.”

    BO: If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep it.

    BO: the cost of insurance would go down “by $2,500 per family per year.”

    SanFranNan: [Under the Affordable Care Act] everybody will have lower rates, better quality care, and better access.

    ONE TRUTH:
    “We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it,”

  41. 41

    It’s abundantly evident Colin doesn’t want another NFL job because he’s too busy enjoying his tantrums:

    Colin Kaepernick’s $25,000 donation to a charitable group honoring a convicted cop killer has been revealed.

    Kaepernick’s foundation made the donation to Chicago-based Assata’s Daughter’s, named after former Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur, in April as part of a $1million charitable pledge.

    Shakur was convicted of first-degree murder in the 1973 shooting death of New Jersey state trooper Werner Foerster and sentenced to life in prison, but staged a daring jailbreak and now lives as a fugitive in Cuba.

    Kaepernick Is Now Comparing Police Officers to Slave Catchers

    An anecdotal observation: I belong to a very robust parish in the heartland of King County, well outside Seattle city limits. I attend Saturday evening Mass or the late morning Sunday Mass. While I do not and have never worn any casual clothing or team paraphernalia to Mass, as I believe it should be more ‘reverent’ attire than for a stadium selling beer, there are usually well over half the congregation in some kind of team clothing at the services. One family has a “team” car, one of those mid-size SUV’s with painted on (decals? who knows.. who cares?) team spirit, always seen in the parking lot Tonight, while there was the typical robust attendance, I saw ONE Seattle football team shirt. … I did see a Cleveland Indians shirt though…

    Michael Bennett had a bad day, too.

  42. 42

    BO: the cost of insurance would go down “by $2,500 per family per year.”

    And how many more millions of Americans now have health insurance they wouldn’t have otherwise?

    Yawning at yet another troll quoting trollish websites all in thrall to the agenda of Vlad Putin.

  44. 44

    More like how many millions of cuft of nat gas has Vladdy pumped through the Crimean Pen. since Hillbilly/Traitors sold themselves for hats?
    How many Hezbollah fighters have been trained and armed with Russian AKs since Hillbilly/Traitors kissed the Cheeto Ring?
    How many sad hillbilly clowns just rolled over and crushed another Oxy?

  45. 45

    @ 43

    It isn’t the number of times he plays, it is how well he’s been playing.

    Thus, he takes yet another mulligan. It is his course, after all.

  49. 49

    @46 & 47

    Just a reminder.

    It has been 50 days since White Supremacists rioted and killed in Charlottesville. Those White Supremacists were given tacit approval by the President saying “both sides” were at fault for the death.

    50 days of silence on the matter by our resident lunatic. A Lunatic his party compatriots want dead.

  50. 50

    Drumpf is all about reverse psychology. He makes this statement and either Kim Jung Un says Fock you by asuccesfully negotiating or Drumpf comes out on top by being right. If the talking results in anything good then I’m sure he will be the first to take credit.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/new.....-1.3534262

    But one day something scary could happen – like….

    Kaboooooom!

  51. 51

    49,
    Perhaps even more importantly the principal leader of the Republican Party referred to rioting Nazis and Klansmen as “very fine people”. And every single Republican loyalist ratified that chillingly dangerous and morally bankrupt opinion.

  52. 52

    Flat beer froth @49,

    When you get to 10,000 days maybe just maybe Puddy will give a DAYUM what you “care” about! Funny Puddy don’t see you caring about the mother of two killed by that “person” in a church in Tennessee!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    See ya sucka!

    Till Next Time!

  53. 53

    Very interesting for mcliar and flat beer froth!

    https://youtu.be/5Uc1pPsKt_s

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You can ax the clueless crazed databaze cretin if the translations are correct!

    See ya sucka! FACTS always make DUMMOCRETINS look stoooooooooooopid!

    Till Next Time!

  54. 54

    @37 And here’s a troll celebrating a police attack on a black football player. I wonder if Puddy will be next black man cops use for target practice? Not wishing that on him, just asking a question, that’s all.

  55. 55

    LOL @ 53

    5 ft mayor of San Juan is blocking aid to the pro-Drumpf mayor’s city?

    Oh really babbling butthole? Didn’t the pro Drumpf mayor just say the aid is flowing?

    Thanks for latest piece of Vlad Putin shit you swallowed and shat out your own butthole in pixels.

    Whew does it stink!

  56. 56

    @40 Republican alternative: No insurance, no doctor, no health care, nothing at all, for 32 million people. So the rich can get their tax cuts.

  57. 57

    @42 “another troll quoting trollish websites”

    Yeah, is this Little Maxie back again, wearing a different suit? It’s clear this troll has never had an original thought since it was hatched. This blog is desperate for better trolls than the trashy ones we get here.

  59. 59

    @48 Yeah, it could be worse. They haven’t turned into Auschwitz guards yet. But that’s coming, if the Nazi lovers get their way.

  60. 60

    @52 We’re not selective. We care about all murder victims. Including those murdered by rogue cops.

  61. 61

    @42 Health insurance is not HEALTH CARE, when providers won’t accept it.
    Health insurance is not HEALTH CARE when the deductible is too high to use it.

    MOVING ON…

    Washington Examiner: on Friday at around 5 p.m., they got their money’s worth.

  62. 62

    Do you realize the stunning level of self-absorption and self-deception that it takes to believe you’re oppressed in America? Real oppression is women in Saudi Arabia getting to drive for the first time in 2017. Oppression is worrying that you may be jailed in China for speaking out against the government. Oppression is eating your dog in North Korea because the dictator running the country with an iron fist is just fine with you starving to death. Oppression is Christians across the Middle East being systematically murdered because of their religion while their Muslim rulers shrug their shoulders. …

    You think black Americans are oppressed? Compared to what? America a hundred years ago? How about women? How about the poor? Many poor Americans have access to technological and medical advances the richest Americans a hundred years ago would have paid vast fortunes to acquire had it been possible. There are no “Irish Need Not Apply” signs anymore. Asians aren’t being worked to death on the railroads. Little kids aren’t being forced to drop out of school and head to the coal mines. Seventy one percent of the world’s population lives on less than $10 a day and you want to tell me how bad anyone in America has it? Please. Even the homeless panhandlers make more than that here.

    There are no oppressed Americans, but there are an awful lot of Americans who are spoiled, bored, need attention or are just looking for any excuse for messing up their own lives. FORTUNATELY, you don’t have the opportunity to be Rosa Parks, MLK or Susan B. Anthony in America because all those people have already done the heavy lifting for you. If you’re an American who wants to fight oppression, you may as well join the military and wait for the next fight against a dictator or terrorist organization overseas because there are no oppressed Americans. However, there are an awful lot of sad, weak people who claim the tiny molehills in front of them are mountains so they can feel better about themselves.

    No matter what you do, it will never be enough

    Truly oppressed:
    CAIRO (AP) — Two international rights groups called on Egyptian authorities on Saturday to halt their crackdown on people suspected of homosexuality following the waving of the LGBT rainbow flag at a recent concert in Cairo.

    Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International also urged Egypt, a majority Muslim country of some 95 million people, to call off the anal examination of people detained on suspicion of homosexuality to determine whether they were engaged in same-sex sexual relations.

  63. 63

    Actions:Consequences:
    Only 11 NFL players did not stand during the national anthem during the first set of games Sunday.
    That is a stark contrast from the 180 who kneeled last week, according to ESPN’s Darren Rovell.
    He tweeted Sunday afternoon, “Last week, about 180 NFL players didn’t stand for the National Anthem. This week? 11.”

    Actions:Consequences:
    Yahoo Finance NFL survey

    Actions:Consequences:
    Anheuser-Busch is rethinking their NFL sponsorship, and they want your input.
    So the company set up a hotline for fans to call and give their thoughts about the protests and Anheuser-Busch’s sponsorship of the NFL. The number for the hotline is: 1-800-342-5283.
    Since the company established the hotline and began to promote it, they have been inundated with calls. According to KTVI-TV, the hotline went down Friday afternoon after receiving too many calls.
    As of Sunday afternoon, the hotline is back up.

  64. 64

    Didn’t the pro Drumpf mayor just say the aid is flowing?

    “Ms. Cruz is a member of the Popular Democratic Party,” https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/30/us/san-juan-mayor-cruz.html

    The mayor is a DUMMOCRETIN who jockstrapped #CrookedHillary you crazed clueless databaze cretin @55!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You need to stay away from LEFT-WRONG sites crazed clueless databaze cretin @55!

    Sux to be you!

    Till Next Time!

  65. 65

    Yo, crazed clueless databaze cretin @42,

    Just because your health care is subsidized on other people’s wallets doesn’t excuse the lies Obummer told abut Obummercare!

    Now watch everyone. How is that SEIU union healthcare treating Mrs. clueless?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Sux to be you!

    Till Next Time!

  66. 66

    Hey clueless crazed databaze cretin @55,

    Puddy had to find it and as always Puddy does… https://i.redd.it/n40mrndpn5pz.jpg

    FACTS! DUMMOCRETIN His Panic mayors love their #CrookedHillary. Those LEFT-WRONG sites suck again!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Sux to be you!

    Till Next Time!

  67. 67

    @52 Oh special snowflake. Still nothing?

    Do you fondle the balls of those that want you dead? Still no comment?

    Your party compatriots went to Charlottesville. If you had been there they would have called you Nigger.

    And you apparently still love them with all your heart. But make no mistake, the people you voted for, and post high praise for here want you dead.

    But they’re fine people.

  68. 68

    Looks like more HA DUMMOCRETIN friends struck this weekend in Canada and France!

    Till Next Time!

  70. 70

    How is that SEIU union healthcare

    LOL!!! Never got health insurance through SEIU babbling butthole..

    We’ve always had very good health insurance coverage. Thanks for asking! Not that your truly hasn’t explained it to your ignorant ass before..

    You’re so fucking STUPID!

  71. 71

    Health insurance is not HEALTH CARE, when providers won’t accept it.

    LOL! How many REPUBLICANS at the townhalls told their shitheaded politicians they OWED THEIR LIVES to the ACA?

    LOTS!

    But stick to your talking points courtesy of Vlad Putin’s GRU!

  74. 74

    A week ago we added the NFL to the list of those more deserving of a harsh presidential word than Putin. This week we can add everybody in Puerto Rico.

  75. 75

    @61 Taking away the only health insurance people have, whatever it is, isn’t HEALTH CARE either, dummy.

    When you say you support universal health care, which virtually every other developed country has, then your outrage will have some credibility.

    Until then, it’s just noise.

  76. 76

    So if you didn’t get SEIU healthcare then you stole it from someone else? It’s a zero-sum game. Nothing is “free’ crazed clueless databaze cretin!

    Till Next Time!

  77. 77

    @62 Who are you quoting? Some white guy who thinks he’s oppressed because a black family moved into his neighborhood?

  78. 78

    Where shitstain steve @73?

    Wait for sumtin stoooooooooooopid from the shitstain!

    Till Next Time!

  79. 79

    @63 Here’s an interesting pair of statistics for you:

    “Seventy percent of African-American men comprise NFL rosters … the NFL fan base is 83 percent white.”

    https://football.realgm.com/wiretap/37130/Blacks-Represent-70-Percent-Of-NFL-Players-Fan-Base-83-Percent-White

    So, what you’re telling us is that many NFL fans oppose black players protesting against white cops shooting black men. Who would ever have guessed the NFL’s fan base would react that way?

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    @64 The mayor’s constituents are dying. Only jackasses like you and Trump think that’s about party politics.

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    @70 Butthole is so stupid the word “stupid” doesn’t begin to cover it. We need to invent a new word.

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    @76 If it’s a zero sum game, then everything you have is something you took from somebody else.

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    @64 The mayor’s constituents are dying.

    Yeah, because she’s not mobilizing the natives to move the already delivered goods senile idiot wabbit. Her news conference was around delivered pallets!

    FACTS suck to DUMMOCRETINS!

    Till Next Time!

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    Only on HA do you find a white rabbit defending black humans from a black jackass.

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    Senile idiot wabbit @82

    Wrong again moron. Your the shyster lawyer, hence you took it from someone else!

    Till Next Time!

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    @85 Of course it’s wrong, because it’s not a zero sum game. It’s sad you need me to tell you that.

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    then you stole it from someone else

    Prove it braindead troll. Prove it! Report me to the authorities O all knowing one. Is Vlad Putin your daddy?

    Yours truly hasn’t stolen shit.

    You don’t have the first fucking idea about SEIU or anything else we do. Stop pretending dumbass.

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    @68

    Wherein we see that a lunatic is paying attention to every act of terror except one.

    “Yes sah Missa Trump, Sho right bout dat, it was both sides. Deez silly negroes voting democrat can’see the White man is betta dan me. Dey should be beatin mo black folk in Charlottesville and iffa uppity white woman gets rundown be a speeding car, well it is only right that racists get to March ” Piddles or thousands of words to that effect

    “Can you believe that some of the negroes not only voted for the guy who hates black people counting his millions but also keeps posting support online AFTER it is clear we want him dead for having melanin?” GOP fundraising mailer “Who’s Streets! Our Streets! Long live the Confederacy!”

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    We wake this Monday morning to the worst mass shooting in U.S. history. A madman armed with 10 guns shot over 450 people, killing at least 50, at a country music concert in Las Vegas. Police have ruled out terrorism. The suspect, who has a criminal history, is dead.

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