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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Jimmy Dore: Alt-right protester cries about being pepper sprayed by Antifa

Samantha Bee: Life after hate.

Bill Maher: Liberal states’ rights.

Seth Meyers: Ezra Klein explains the importance of shame to discipline politicians.

Трамп Suffering From Malignant Narcissism and Friends:

Fact Check: Has the House passed more bills than it did during any recent president’s first year?

Samantha Bee: What we missed on vacation—Tuggin’ Ted, hurricanes & humanity:

What Hillary Clinton really thinks (long interview).

Mark Fiore: The climate science cash cow.

Daily Show: Violent Buddhists target Muslims in Myanmar.

Honest college tour.

Jimmy Fallon: Dr. Jane Goodall’s guide to getting started in community with conservation and activism.

A “Staff Issue” Causes Ted Cruz to Pull His Own Weiner:

Minute Physics: Bell’s Theorem and the quantum Venn diagram paradox.

Jimmy Dore chats with Jeb Bush about hurricanes and stuff

Francesca Fiorentini: Why the media isn’t linking hurricanes to climate change.

Seth Meyers checks in with HUD, Ben Carson, and Hurricanes

Young Turks: Motel 6, “Sorry we ratted you out to ICE!”

Samantha Bee’s racist tattoo removal business is booming.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Very interesting, a Senator who in earlier job tried to ban sex toys, caught liking porn on social media.

  2. 2

    @1 I bet that that’s not all he likes. I bet he enjoys taking a dildo up his ass.

  3. 3

    “I’ve had the biggest men and women from business and other fields come into the Oval Office. And they have magnificent offices, they have beautiful offices on the best — 5th Avenue and Park Avenue, the best locations. Most beautiful places you’ve ever seen. And they walk into that Oval Office and they think that there’s nothing like it — and there really is nothing like it.”

    Yeah, fatboy. I’m sure all those “top executives” are really impressed by your office.

    Great greasy meatballs this man is an utter fucking imbecile. He’s been selling his bullshit like this for decades, and now he’s in a situation where he doesn’t even understand what it is he’s trying to sell or even the purpose of the job. All he needs to care about is how much money he can make while he’s there.

    Pasta help us.

  4. 4

    In other news, Harry Dean Stanton has died. He was always good in the roles he played. I don’t think he ever had one that he wasn’t a good match for, even in the low-budget films he was mostly famous for in the early part of his career.

    Farewell, old man.

  5. 5

    Ref @ #3:

    en·cum·ber

    /inˈkəmbər,enˈkəmbər/
    verb

    Restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult.
    Ex: “she was encumbered by her heavy skirts”

    Synonyms:
    hamper; hinder; obstruct; impede; cramp; inhibit; restrict; limit; constrain; restrain; bog down; retard; slow (down); inconvenience;, disadvantage; handicap
    Ex: “her movements were encumbered by her heavy skirts”

    saddle (a person or estate) with a debt or mortgage.
    Ex: “an estate heavily encumbered with debt”

    to fill or block up (a place).
    Ex: “we tripped over sticks and stones, which encumber most of the trail”

    This man is completely fucking illiterate. He speaks with the vocabulary of a 9 year old trying to act like he’s intelligent by using “big words” that he doesn’t even know the definition of or how they are used in a statement.

    Meanwhile, the people in the world who actually do know how to read, and actually do so often just for personal pleasure, shake their heads and put their hands over their faces and weep.

  6. 6

    @3 “All he needs to care about is how much money he can make while he’s there.”

    I’m sure he likes the brass bands, military salutes, and Secret Service guards, too. And he probably salivates over the nuclear football just thinking of the power to destroy the world right there at his chubby little fingertips.

  7. 7

    Intelligent people react to the content of the words Fat Donny speaks, but they have a serious struggle just trying to understand what he’s saying because he’s speaking with the language of a completely illiterate pathological liar and utter narcissist, and mangles the language to the point where it makes no sense whatsoever.

    Trumpanzees react to the delivery of the pitch. They feel that they know what he is saying must be true simply because he apparently says it with such intensity and vehemence that it must be important, even when it is so utterly incomprehensible that nobody with any real knowledge of how language is supposed to function at its most basic level can decipher what the fuck he’s talking about. His speech is just confirmation of how they already feel. They think what he just said is real and perfect and true and brilliant merely because he uttered them even when they don’t really understand the words. They don’t know what the words mean, but he has said them, therefore they must be important. It isn’t what the Dog might have to say about the subject, it’s that basic fact that the Dog can talk, and they marvel at the idea that a Dog can speak at all so they don’t have to listen to what the dog might actually be telling them.

    It also has the bonus of eliciting a reaction, that being that if whatever it is that Trump says makes Liberals pissed off, then it must be true simply because “stigginit to da Libs” is more important than anything else. It doesn’t matter how incoherent the word salad is, and it certainly doesn’t matter if the apparent meaning is wholly inappropriate to the context. Trump’s die-hard supporters will always defend this crap. I’ve tried, over and over and over to explain to the illiteratti why what he says makes no sense whatsoever in the context of the basic structure of the English language as it is taught to 10 year olds.

    The other big difference is that Liberals are reading the transcript, and the Trumpanzees hear/see the speech delivered without any actual comprehension, and certainly won’t read the transcript at all. You really notice how incoherent he is a lot more when reading his words. Conservatives do not read, consider the ability and actual desire to read things to be subversive and possibly criminal in nature, and react accordingly.

    They’re the book-burners, the thieves, and the reactionaries who cannot fathom why certain words should be contained within certain language structures in specific patterns. They don’t have to give a shit, its the method of selling of the product that matters even if the product is utter crap and the salesman is flat-out lying out of his ass. They know damn well that he’s probably lying, and they love the showmanship of it all so much that they just accept the words as gospel truth.

    The utterly stupid now rule the Country. Morons Are Governing America.

  8. 8

    “An Ohio fire department has suspended one of its volunteer firefighters for a racist Facebook post suggesting … that if he had to choose between saving a dog or a black man from a burning building, the dog would get priority, because ‘one dog is more important than a million n****rs.’ …

    “A woman who identified herself as … [the firefighter]’s wife said, ‘He admitted that he said things that were wrong and apologized.’ She added: ‘Everyone deserves a second chance and is also entitled to their own opinion.'”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....mg00000009

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Wrong! He’s entitled to his opinions, but he’s not entitled to work for the fire department, and the safety of black persons in that community require that he be removed from that position. This isn’t about second chances, it’s about whether all of the people he’s supposed to serve feel they can trust him, and some of them cannot. There’s no place for racists in our police and fire services, in our military, or in any other position of public trust. That especially includes those at the top responsible for the overall management of public agencies. You know who I mean. He should be sacked, too.

  10. 10

    Just a reminder.

    It has been 35 days since White Supremacists rioted and killed in Charlottesville. Those White Supremacists were given tacit approval by the President saying “both sides” were at fault for the death.

    35 days of silence on the matter by our resident lunatic.

  11. 11

    Initial estimates of the millions of hoped for supporters of Donald Trump at the Mother of All Rallies on the national mall today….

    somewhere between 300-400 people. Not thousand. 300-400 people.

  12. 12

    Cops being assholes to one of their own.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....mg00000009

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Most cops are decent people who do a good job, and most police departments don’t have these kinds of problems. We can do a lot to improve America’s policing simply by weeding out bad cops and cleaning up bad police departments.

  15. 15

    The Trump presidency looks more like an Obama third term every day.

    “The United States will remain in the Paris climate agreement, officials said Saturday … mark[ing] a drastic shift in policy for President Donald Trump’s administration, which had decided to remove the U.S. from it earlier this summer.”

    https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/09/16/report-us-will-not-pull-out-of-paris-agreement-as-official-outl/23211959/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: This should make the Republicans in Congress even happier with Trump than they already are. Meanwhile, Trump’s supporters can be forgiven for feeling a bit confused. Are they supposed to be anti-science or not? They want to know! They’re awaiting further guidance from their dear leader (like those North Korean generals holding notepads. Did you notice they’re always writing on notepads? They don’t want to get shot because they missed a word … ).

  16. 16

    @15 The White House is now walking back these reports. Maybe the blowback has already started? Science is a pariah in the Hillbilly Patch that Trump depends on for the love and affection he’s not getting anywhere else, including from his nominal wife.

  17. 17

    Hurricane Maria is forming in the Atlantic and appears to be heading for the Caribbean.

  18. 18

    17,
    Maybe that lazy black Obama will finally get his shit together in time befor it hits. /s

  19. 19

    @ 15, 16

    You do realize, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, that no US official is quoted in the piece to which you linked, other than the president, who contradicts what you allege?

    A European official said that the US would try to find some stuff in the agreement that it might find acceptable.

    The only quote from an American in the piece:

    “In order to fulfill my solemn duty to protect America and its citizens, the United States will withdraw from the Paris climate accord,” Trump said June 1.

    It’s less walking back than flat-out denial.

  20. 20

    Ben Shapiro perfectly identifies HA DUMMOCRETINS! http://www.dailywire.com/news/.....daily-wire

    I saw a lot of headlines on the way here about how it was going to cost $600,000 in security for this event. And that is not due to me — I’m not the one out threatening to break windows; it’s not due to you — you’re here listening; it’s due to the Antifa hard-Left morons who are out there breaking windows. And I do want to say one thing, which is that in a city as Left as Berkeley, if you’re going to blame me for the $600,000 in spending on security, you’re all Keynesians: think of all the jobs I just created.

    This commentary is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over the heads of FOOLS like the hanging human teabag licker and vomit producing dead toad!

  21. 21

    You do realize, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit

    The senile idiot realizes nothing these days. It’s cut and paste with insipid commentary that doesn’t mesh with the hijacked link!

    Sad, so sad. And the senile idiot wabbit used to bring some worthwhile arguments to this blog. Butt sadly, that femtometer mind is just a terrible waste now!

  24. 24

    @19 Yeah, that’s why hearsay is inadmissible in court. It’s unreliable. Or maybe these European leaders aren’t liars and the problem is Trump changes his story every 20 minutes. And YOU call ME a “dumbfuck” …

  25. 25

    @20 I don’t need $600,000 of security in Berkeley or anywhere else. I don’t provoke people by being a rightwing asshole, either. Is there a correlation there?

  26. 26

    @21 “used to bring some worthwhile arguments to this blog.”

    If you’re going to slander me, at least provide a link to something constituting evidence in support of your claims. Worthwhile argument isn’t the purpose or function of this blog. You’ve been here long enough that you should know this by now.

  28. 28

    @ SchizoPoodle @ 22:

    You are deliberately ignoring the fact that the banking system was in collapse, there were Trillion-dollar bank runs going on, people were having their houses foreclosed on by the tens of thousands, a significant number of them not being in arrears or even having any debt attached to the property at all. People were literally being robbed of their homes by the giant banks who had been counting on the Federal Government to bail them out after issuing subprime mortgage loans to suckers, which were then being chopped up into little pieces and sold off as securities to other suckers. The economy was in near total free-fall at that point.

    When Fat Donny gets his first budget passed here in a few weeks, we’ll be right back to that, and probably worse. He and his little gang of corporatist gangsters actively campaigned all through 2016 on collapsing the economy and rebuilding it in the image of themselves owning and charging rent for everything.

    You elected a brain-damaged, pathologically greedy psychopath to the White House. A man who has been unable to secure any funding for his adventures in moneyland from any domestic financial organization for the better part of 20 years now. He is owned, lock, stock and barrel, by the foreign mobsters he’s been doing business with since 1995 or so, people from and whose loyalties are to adversarial States, and your ilk seem to have no moral issue with that at all.

    He should have been prosecuted 25 years ago for his little dalliances with contract fraud that he was so deeply engaged in in the 1980s and 90s to support his phony bullshit lifestyle. International money laundering operations and fraudulent contracts cover multiple dozens of felonies, even after Reagan and Bush 41 tried to eliminate the relevant laws during their administrations.

    Sucks to be you. And you still ain’t White, jackass.

  29. 29

    @20-23

    They still want you dead Piddles. Many in the audience of a Ben Shapiro event are the alt right. And they want you dead. Care to comment?

    Just a reminder.

    It has been 36 days since White Supremacists rioted and killed in Charlottesville. Those White Supremacists were given tacit approval by the President saying “both sides” were at fault for the death.

    36 days of silence on the matter by our resident lunatic.

  31. 31

    @ 29

    In which we learn that our mothers telling us “Two wrongs don’t make a right.” were just being white supremacists.

    Those White Supremacists were given tacit approval by the President saying “both sides” were at fault for the death.

  32. 32

    Gee, it was only 2-3 weeks ago that Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit was telling us that the markets were turning away from Trump.

    Dow Hits Record Highs Four Days in a Row

    The Dow spiked 471 points, or 2.2%, to close the week at 22,268.34. The Standard & Poor’s 500 index rose 39 points, or 1.6%, to 2500.23, another new record. The Nasdaq Composite gained 88 points, or 1.4%, to 6448.47.

    http://www.barrons.com/article.....38;tesla=y

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    http://horsesass.org/friday-ni.....nt-1313391

    to successful equities investing, proven accurate once again.

  34. 34

    Hey, guess who wasn’t on one of the Sunday morning TV shows today, even though her book was released this week?

    In fact, no Democrat woman younger than 80 had the ballscourage to go on TV this morning.

  35. 35

    @32 So we can assume you’re all in? No cash on the sidelines? Gonna ride this horse wherever she goes? Or are you one of those blowhards who doesn’t put his money where his mouth is?

  37. 37

    @34 I didn’t see you on teevee either, so I guess fat-assed retired doctors with blowhard opinions about the stock market aren’t any more popular than has-been politicians pushing their new books. If you’ve heard one, you’ve heard ’em all.

  39. 39

    Tillerson now walking back White House’s walking back.

    “Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said on CBS News’ ‘Face the Nation’ Sunday there is a chance the U.S. could stay in the Paris climate agreement ‘under the right conditions.'”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tillerson-says-trump-open-to-staying-in-paris-climate-accord-under-right-conditions/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: It’s hard to know who’s in charge of policy under this administration. Let’s hope it’s anybody but Trump.

  40. 40

    39) The right conditions are probably the whole deal being rewritten for the fossil fuel industry.

  41. 41

    Slander idiot wabbit? Now calling your putrid commentary by it’s UNTRUTHFUL FACT is slander?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Your comments EPICALLY FAYLE all the time.

    Google these with Roger Rabbit and site:horsesass.org HA DUMMOCRETIN libtard FOOLS for reference!

    Cuyahoga County
    Stafford Virginia
    “IF”

    Also HA DUMMOCRETIN libtard FOOLS, Google Puddy’s comments where Puddy reminds the fecal one how it forgets what it posted in the same thread when it contradicts itself within a few hours! DAYUM hilarious!

    See ya senile idiot fool wabbit!

  42. 42

    vomit producing dead toad farts this blatant misstatement…

    You are deliberately ignoring the fact that the banking system was in collapse, there were Trillion-dollar bank runs going on, people were having their houses foreclosed on by the tens of thousands, a significant number of them not being in arrears or even having any debt attached to the property at all.

    Ignoring the FACT? Puddy placed multiple references to libtards in Congress stopping GW Bush from reigning in Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae from all those bad loans. Puddy also provided mutliple references to FACTS regarding how Bill Clinton seeded the pot to all those foreclosures back in his administration.

    Yet vomit producing dead toad you either forgot those multiple referneces OR you chose to ignore them. Sooooooooooo, as the clueless crazed cretin with the crazed databaze for an INSTANT replay of those wonderful PuddyComments and PuddyLinks. You’ll see many came from left wrong sources so idiots of your ilk can’t claim it’s on right wing media. Puddy purposely sourced left wrong sites to shut up FOOLS like yourself.

    The rest of your rant is BULLSHITTIUM like the vomit you produce in every thread! You either FORGET the FACTS or you can’t handle the TRUTH!

    So which is it vomit maker?

    Till next time!

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