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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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The Daily Show: DJ Khaled’s World of Positivity.

Stephen cares about your health (for money)

Sam Seder and Andy Kindler: Something about how unfunny Denis Miller is.

Mental Floss: 29 states with weird nicknames for their residents.

The Travesty that is Трамп:

Mark Fiore: Friend or foe?

Hasan Minhaj: America’s war problem.

Two dads, two daughters, one goal.

Sam Seder: Governor Brownback’s failed Kansas experiment

The Congresscritter Carcinoma:

Late Show: What Amazon’s acquisition of Whole Foods will look like.

Maddow: Russian election hacks took US to Brink if cyberwar: .

Bill Maher: I didn’t reproduce day..

Samantha Bee: Summer news.

Trevor: So much news, so little time.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

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    In 2013, BC Premier Christy Clark won a majority government, but lost her own seat. This time around, the BC Liberals won a minority government. Next week, if the Confidence vote on the Throne Speech go their way, the BC New Democrats may topple them. Going to be interesting. To survive, the party that acts as the provincial conservatives, are adopting ideas from the NDP and the Greens. Ideas they campaigned against.

    http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/ca.....-1.4176493 One demand of the Greens, money out of politics, the corporate money that goes to the BC Liberals, and union money that flows to the BC New Democrats.

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    @4 CNN admits its mistakes. Too bad for all of us that the jackasses running our country and their weak-minded supporters and apologists (lookin’ at you when I say that, boob) don’t have the same class or sense of responsibility.

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    There is no reason at all to believe journalists are not biased. Journalism is more about supporting one’s ideology rather than reporting events.

    Always take any reporter’s beliefs into account when viewing or listening to a news report, particularly when the coverage is about political events and social issues. (It’s not so important to follow this advice when listening to a weather report or updating oneself as to recent sports scores.)

    It’s all biased reporting no matter who is doing the reporting.

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    @7 Yet you won’t hesitate to swallow whole outright propaganda that shores up your personal biases and preexisting beliefs …

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    Recent flooding has washed out the Hudson Bay Railway in several places. Other than flying, it was the only option in the area, freight or passenger. The American owner, Omnitrax, says probably next year. The engineer behind the new Innuvuk to Tuktoyatyak road in the NWT says a road may be doable now. Ironically, nearby Kewatin Railway owned by the local First Nation had a similar washout, it did not take a year to fix it.

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    Going to and from Bremerton, got a good look at the new ferry Chimicum. Looks like they combined the Super and Issaquah classes. The Galley could be better. Also more outlets so people can charge their phones, wonder if that will affect fuel consumption. Won’t say if it is better than the Hyak, as she was a very reliable boat, too early to compare the two boats.

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    @2 Seeing the minority government puts the Crown speech together with their partner they should easily survive the Confidence vote. It could happen, and this is just one of the risks of parliamentary government. Still the Confidence vote should pass, and the new government should be able to govern for the next year at least. The next budget should pass, any very controversial matters with their partners will be put on a back burner, and they will bumble on for a bit. Hard to say how long as that depends on if both sides got enough of a deal, to tolerate each other enough to remain in power.

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    What I wonder is whether the bible passages that come up for discussion come up at random from a list put together by Goldie. Or if he has a hand in selecting the one that comes up. Some have been repeated once, maybe one or two twice. Are list members seeing some connection between recent events and s randomly selected passage. A Nostradamus effect or does Goldy put a thumb into the selection or picks one from two or three random selections.

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    @7 and @8 Journalists do have bias, good editors work to keep the biases to a minimum. And opinions on the editorial pages. A good story is just that, a good story based on facts, What one has to be more aware of is when a paper is owned by a organization with a deal with the CIA. Is owned by a conglomerate that also owns GE, or that Las Vegas’s largest paper is owned by the owner of the stripes wealthiest casino owner. Or a newspaper may reflect the opinions and interests of the Roger Warbucks class.

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    @9 Wonder if the companies insurance carrier has assigned the cause partially to climate change.

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    @10 Interesting in that the first nations is saying it can do the work on the railway and get it up and going, while the owner is puttering around as the tribe did with the bridge that was out last year on the same railroad. This is about getting the railroad to Churchill open. Same railroad different solutions. Wonder if Warren Buffett deals with these kinds of issues.

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    @12 The diesel engine is going to provide the power to run she boats generator. The total power generated is going to provide all the power requirements for the boat including all the outlets. The power is already being generated whether or not it’s all used. At worse if too much is plugged in someone’s cell phone isn’t going to get much of a trickle or the craw will blow the fuse to one or more sets of outlets, If they have some solar panels ten riders could be powering their phones from the panels and a battery. Could be a sucky system in the winter months. Would have had lots of power today with all that sun. Plenty of phones could have been recharged.,

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    @17 I’ll just say this – the tapes involve a scene of a cock sucker double fisting and cock sucking on two cocks at the same time, one cock has a tattoo of the Russian flag and the other with the words inscribed “Make Amurrica Great Again”.

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    Oh senile and worthless wabbit,

    CNN pulled the story because they are known for delivering FAKE NEWS. Instead of first truly vetting the story, they threw it up there and then 24 hours later figured it out it was another in the litany of FAKE NEWS stories they proffered and POOF it was gone like the clueless crazed cretin’s brain in 2005.

    Sux to be you and CNN senile worthless wabbit!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  23. 23

    As you know GBS and Puddy became friends and broke bread together multiple times. GBS was retired military Seal and proud of it. He was one of the few libtards Puddy was glad to call FRIEND. He mentioned the next paragraph ten years ago on this blog. Puddy remembers. Puddy don’t need no crazed databaze like the clueless cretin FOOL because Puddy has a sharp mind that recalls specific events on HA DUMMOCRETINS, unlike the senile idiot wabbit whom forgets what he wrote in the same thread the same day just hours before…

    When I saw the Republicans literally abusing the sacred powers of the Constitution to Impeach President Clinton for lying about a blow job and reversing the popular will of THE PEOPLE — that became too much for me.

    Now Puddy wonders what GBS thinks of DUMMOCRETINS in 2017 going after Trump? What does GBS think of Adam Schiff and his conniving ASS? How about Maxine Impeach Trump Waters? What about John I Am So Old and Ancient Conyers? And especially that House DUMMOCRETIN leadership led by Nancy San Francisco Values Lost Another Election Pelosi?

    HA DUMMOCRETINS needs a lot more GBS’ on this blog and fewer senile idiot wabbits, vomit producing dead toads, hanging human teabag lickers, checkmate-252s and and of course monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist pink lace panty gussets! Butt alas, the morons like ekim and eddie haskell and Lying Liars Shouldn’t Lie AKA Erectile Dysfunction McDotCom will continue to populate and overrun those like GBS!

    Sad and so typical!

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    @21

    Eddie, you were in New York “hanging” with the hanging human teabag licker this past week? Must have been some party when you take two at the same time!

    Do tell!

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    You gotta love it when you read stories like this… https://youtu.be/FJz3SliN2eM

    “After that meeting, I publicly called for Mr. Comey to tell the public what he had told us about whether President Trump was under investigation. The public had a right to know. Mr. Comey told me and other Congressional leaders that President Trump was not under investigation. He even told the President himself–repeatedly. But, Mr. Comey didn’t listen to my request for transparency. He didn’t listen to the President’s request. Only months later has the truth finally come out.”

    “So the media was wrong. So the Democrats were wrong. So the wild speculation and conspiracy theories ended up harming our country. They played right into Russia’s hands. And how did we all learn about this truth? In President Trump’s letter removing Mr. Comey from office.”

    Yes, we only learn Trump wasn’t under investigation when Comey was fired. And now we learn from that same after fired testimony Loretta Lynch was performing some nefarious activities for #CrookedHillary in 2015-2016.

    Very Interesting!

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    @28 And here’s Boob defending criminal assault. Another reason why we think you’re an idiot and/or sociopath.

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    Can anyone find a “one year later” article referring to the alleged Seattle trans attack? I can’t. The Seattle PD brings in the FBI and we then hear nothing?

    I did find a GoFundMe account to which $37k was donated for this alleged victim. Who says crime doesn’t pay?

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    32,
    I believe it has been established that the FBI only comments on active investigations when the alleged subject of the investigation happens to be a Clinton.

    Or a black guy.

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    @ 33

    SPD to FBI: Hey, if this is real it might be a hate crime. DOJ sez we gotta call you in, so we’re doing that.

    FBI to SPD after an investigation: We’re closing it out. Can’t find any evidence this really happened. You might wanna ask it why there were no witnesses to a supposed attack at a busy Capitol Hill intersection on a nice June evening during Pride Week.

    SPD to FBI: What we thought, too. DOJ says we can’t say what we think.

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    Join the two lines to see the clueless crazed cretin databaze wonder!

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    Life must really suck at the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist pink lace panty gusset house. It needs to see itself in pixels!

    Puddy has a special file just full of clueless cretin rants! That’s why the crazed databaze is not needed. The monomaniacal FOOL forgets Puddy is black so there is no need for ED medication! So the FOOL projects! Psych 101 Projection!

    Hey moronic twit, here’s a news flash! Puddy reviews the Friday Night Comix on Puddy’s time not yours you MORON!

    Sux to be the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist pink lace panty gusset on its ED medication!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    19) They Hudson Bay Railway is former CN Trackage. Passenger service provided by VIA Rail. The current problem might be out of touch management. OmniTrax, which owns the Hudson’s Bay Railway , is based out of Denver. It may also be due to policies out of Ottawa a shift in grain traffic, and improved facilities in Vancouver, Prince Rupert, and Thunder Bay siphoning off traffic. OmniTrax prioritizes economic industrial development among it’s properties, so shifting grain export traffic may have hastened the demise. Before the washout, they were looking for a buyer. Kewatin at least understood the lifeline the HBR is. The passenger train they run, which is in the VIA timetable as Train 290/291, aND connects with the Hudson Bay at The Past, Manitoba, is one of two remaining mixed trains on the continent.

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    @28 How the fuck did you get yourself deleted on an open thread? Sheesh. The crappy trolls we have on this blog …

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    @ 47

    Might have been a little too much cut-and-pasting. Hard to know when it’s done without explanation. Doesn’t exactly seem @ 30 as if you predicted it.

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