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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Jimmy Dore chats with Bill-O-The-Clown about Roger Ailes.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Sam Seder: The grotesque Трампcare graph Paul Ryan doesn’t want you to see.

Traveler Трамп and Company:

VOX: How the media’s weapons fetish primes us for war.

How to eat pudding in space.

Samantha Bee: Gianforte body-slammed the vote.

Sam Seder: Dipshit Rick Santorum (debating Jennifer Granholm) says the Sun is “not reliable, not consistent”.

Warming Globe:

Samantha Bee: An interview with Al Franken.

Bill Maher: New Rule—get low.

Young Turks: Remember when Ted Nugent threatened Obama?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    If they give the compounds back, would that inadvertently show some evidence of collusion? The closure of the compounds was part of the sanctions against the hacking. Usually the Russians would reciprocate, but this time they did not.

  2. 2

    Kathy Griffin, back when no one was listening:

    It’s not about trying to be an equal-opportunity offender anymore because Hillary got such a beat down. It’s his turn. So I’m happy to deliver beat down to Donald Trump — and also to Barron. You know a lot of comics are going to go hard for Donald, my edge is that I’ll go direct for Barron.

    http://www.vulture.com/2016/12.....trump.html

    Or so she may have thought.

  3. 3

    I’m pretty sure Kathy Griffin is finished. That’s OK with me because she wasn’t’ very funny in the first place.

  4. 4

    Unmaskers are… UNMASKED!

    What a shocker.

    The sister-fuckers devoted what.. like four weeks to that snipe hunt? Now they’ll pretend it never even happened. Got News will have to go to Rebekka Mercer for a special money dump for more BitBleach. And our own local hillbillies will just resume posting Russian hashtags and links to stories bout b-list celebs and the usual paranoid drivel.

  5. 5

    Profile in Hillbilly

    Who are these trend setting cavaliers of the New Alt-Right we read so much about? Who are the “Young Republicans” for the 21st Century we see fighting back against “Political Correctness”, beating up “snowflakes”, slashing throats, and hanging on Steve Bannon’s every word?

    Kyle Chapman is the 41 year old organizer of the Alt-Knights, a paramilitary offshoot of Gavin McInnes’ Proud Boy White Nationalist group. Popularly known among the alt-Right Republican movement as “Based Stickman”, Chapman rose to fame after being arrested for assault at one of a series of white nationalist rallies he helped arrange on California college campuses.

    But before he became a hero of the New Right, and leader of a vast organization of violent street agitators devoted to supporting Republican Party candidates, where did Chapman develop his keen organizational skills? In the Cali prison system. First arrested not long after his 18th birthday for armed robbery, Chapman spent the next two and a half years in state prison where, according to his post release interview statements, he was regularly sexually assaulted by other inmates. Upon release Chapman found himself homeless and living in dry riverbeds, and soon thereafter devoted himself to petty street crimes while huffing Scotchgard, binging on Percocets, and drinking Sterno. It wasn’t long at all before he violated his parole and returned to prison. Another half year later, upon release he began selling guns to Latino street gangs and sure enough got caught for it and went back in, for a few more years.
    It was some time after his last and longest yet prison term that Chapman became politically activated after watching some videos shared on social media. That’s when he got himself (stole) a MAGA hat and a Gladsden flag and went Full Trump, turning up at rallies in increasingly paramilitary garb and attacking snowflakes while shouting at television cameras. His talents for violence quickly earned him a very loyal following among the bikers, MRMs, hipster White Nationalists, and assorted social media wanna be’s coalescing around the Republican Presidential campaign and it’s new message of nationalist populism in service to tax cuts for the wealthy. He currently operates several crowd funding scams to raise money from angry hillbillies using his “Based Stickman” personae as bait.

    When he isn’t appearing at arraignments for his latest criminal charges you can find Chapman attracting cameras exhibitionist-style as “Based Stickman” up and down the West coast squaring off against women and children for daring to criticize Donald Trump. Today you can catch up with him in downtown Portland where he is a featured guest of Joey Gibson’s Rally to Support Jeremy Christian’s Great Big Hunting Knife.

    Hey, Republicans! You built this!

  6. 6

    “And our own local hillbillies will just resume posting Russian hashtags and links to stories bout b-list celebs and the usual paranoid drivel.”

    As I recall, what’s-her-name was a d-list celeb with a show about being a d-list celeb. Not exactly my cup of tea. But speaking of comics in deep shit, IMHO, Maher’s artistic career peaked with Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. Red licorice? One of all the all-time classic cheesy movie scenes. It had to be all down-hill for him from there.

  10. 10

    Another terror attack in England. Trump called it a terror attack early and NBC Screws You attacked Trump for the early call. When fools drive a truck into pedestrians on a bridge, jump out of the truck and then attack the uninjured pedestrians with knives, you call it what it is!

    Now NBC Screws You is being shown for the FOOLS they are as Trump was right AGAIN!

  12. 12

    @8. lONG LIVE IRELAND!

    Could be a the last democracy left standing!

  13. 13

    Just like I said – it has nothing or little to do, with taxes like traitor Dr. Dumbfuck would try to convince you out of pure fucking stupidity.

    And catch the little sentence where it says the state focused on the suburbs and not the city and now is paying for it (not in those words).

    http://www.courant.com/busines.....story.html

  14. 14

    Ahhh Puddy sees the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist pink lace panty gusset still monitoring Puddy. The FOOL forgets the sunset was a little after 9 PM and when did Puddy post?

    Such a FOOLish fraud the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist pink lace panty gusset is!

    No visitors to the salt mine monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist pink lace panty gusset?

  16. 16

    If “it” is reading monomaniacal drivel then Puddy will never get “it”!

  17. 17

    LMAO @ the moronic babbling and drivel @ 14…

    It can’t be that stupid… Mmmmm… Yours truly gives “it” too much credit.

    Cuck, just wait till the breakdown is posted regarding Fridays after sunset. Oh that will a major laugh at the babbling buttholerist cuck @ 14 and 16’s expense..

    Yeah!

  18. 18

    @4 Heh. The babbling buttholerist cuck @ 16’s pin head exploded at one time over Susan Rice and “unmasking”..

    Now we see its mancrush Devin Nunes directed and participated in unmasking.

    The cuck @16 is strangely silent about this very real news.

  21. 21

    The Moronic FOOL AKA monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch with the moist pink lace panty gusset… read and weep FOOL!

    http://www.businessinsider.com.....gue-2017-6

  22. 22

    Journalists detained in Portland with police detaining crowds of people. Looks like the police have little respect for the Constitution. Fear is causing them to overreact, as has the Portland administration.

  23. 23

    @5 Maybe you should have a beer with the guy. Talk out your differences. I should suggest you avoid beer halls though. That is where Putz’s happen.

  24. 24

    23,
    just confused putsch with putz.
    You gettin that Врач немой ебать? These are your people now. You should be so proud. Perhaps in another 5000 pro-Putin hashtags you can get this hillbilly to confuse putz with Paul Ryan. But that would be redundant.

  25. 25

    Yawwwwn @ 21… Nothing new there. Everyone knows Nunes is an idiot. Recusal? Hah!

    And everyone knows the babbling butthole and cuck is reading comprehension challenged.

  27. 27

    Yeah, I’d still prefer concealed carry.

    Romanian chef Florin Morariu, who works in the Bread Ahead bakery, said he saw people running, and some fainting, and then two people approach another and “began to stick the knife in … and then I froze and I didn’t know what to do.”

    He said he managed to get near one attacker “and I hit him around the head” with a bread basket.

    If YLB worked in Manchester.

  30. 30

    25,
    it’s a new form of hillbilly dyslexia. The letters in any of the non-treasonous words appear distorted and flipped around. Eventually in a few very advanced cases (Trump’s former campaign manager comes to mind) sufferers develop the ability to read Cyrillic fluently.

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