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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Daily Show: Texas students opt for “cocks, not Glocks”.

Mental Floss: 27 facts about clowns.

Young Turks: Cannabis church opens its doors in Colorado.

Sam Seder: Glenn Beck accidentally argues for universal health care.

Trouble in Трамп Town:

Daily Show: Smart technology.

Late Show: Alter-Egos, Vol. 2.

Tax advice from Daddy Don.

Young Turks: Tomi Lahren goes full-blown snowflake

Farron Cousins: Nut Job G.O.P Congressman who heckled Obama at the SOTU gets roasted at his own townhall.

NASA: Human activity at night.

Sad Bill-O-The-Clown:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Why peregrine falcons are the fastest animals on earth.

Farron Cousins: Federal judge strikes down discriminatory TX voter ID law.

The algorithm that could end partisan Gerrymandering.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  2. 2

    At least someone noticed how Trump is spelled in Russian. Actually English — especially American English — has several sounds that pretty much no other language has. So transliterations can be interesting into different alphabets :)

  3. 3

    Clearly nothing to do with labor costs.

    Self-serve kiosks to replace food staff at SUNY Orange

    MIDDLETOWN – SUNY Orange’s cafeteria workers will be laid off at the end of the spring semester, to be replaced by food-dispensing machines.
    …
    Rebecca Walker, a 19-year-old student from Otisville, said while food on campus was pricier than she liked, she enjoyed freshly made, warm food. She said she had no way of eating off campus once she arrived.
    “It’s accommodating, it’s convenient and the people who work there are lovely,” Walker said. “It’s kind of awful to lose your job to a machine.”

    http://www.recordonline.com/ne.....uny-orange

    ‘froggy might know what it feels like; after all, he’s lost jobs for just about every other reason.

  4. 4

    It’s not like patients will miss their radiologist. After all, they’ve never met them. However, fewer fuckups due to their radiologists posting to blogs and placing put and call orders to Scottrade instead of paying attention to their work will no doubt be deeply appreciated.

    “IBM’s Automated Radiologist Can Read Images and Medical Records”

    https://www.technologyreview.com/s/600706/ibms-automated-radiologist-can-read-images-and-medical-records/

  8. 8

    @3 And here’s Boob celebrating some stranger’s unemployment. And why wouldn’t he? It helps vindicate his Darwinist worldview, in which there’s no room for humanity or compassion.

  9. 9

    @5 I read in today’s news the last person born in the 19th century died. That’s gotta be wrong. There’s still millions of Republicans.

  13. 13

    The problem with painting North Korea as the ultimate danger is we’re living in the internet world now

    Scared hillbillies google North Korean missiles and the find out nearly all of their tests are failures. So then maybe they look at the navy and they find out North Korea can’t launch long range missiles from ships and don’t have anything that can get in range of the west coast without running out of fuel first. Then they might notice the fleet of 1950s designed diesel subs Kim Jong Un can throw at us.

    They have enough military hardware to make invading them costly and they could hit South Korea and maybe Japan if everything goes right and probably can’t hit Indonesia with a missile so why is our fearless leader afraid of North Korea? It’s not about keeping the U.S safe so what?

    Exploded just after launch. They can’t master rocketry and yet they have a nuke with a chance of detonating successfully? Being able to build a nuke and being able to deliver it without blowing yourself up or having the safeties keep from allowing detonation are different problems for science.

  14. 14

    @5 not sure he’s ready for it. Those blueprints – he likes them like a security blanket. And I believe you came to his aid or at least enjoyed the mockery. You fucking hypocrite stooge of no value.

  15. 15

    2nd drop in consumer spending – oh noooooo here comes the recession! Better drop some bombs and start a war to pull us out of it.

  18. 18

    Clearly nothing to do with labor costs.

    Or with college students not always showing up for their scheduled shifts, either.

    Oh, by the way: the McDonald’s on First Hill recently closed, as did one on 4th Avenue South. I’ll spare you the humiliation by telling you the land was sold in each case.

  24. 24

    @23

    Strange.

    “they found a video of the teen performing oral sex on Washington’s phone”

    She must have had a big mouth.

  25. 25

    @ 20

    These are your people, not mine.

    Remember chuckles, you ain’t White. The Trumpists aren’t going to give a rats ass about your religion or your politics. They’re only going to see one thing.

    And it isn’t going to be how “right” you are.

  26. 26

    @24 never knock it until you’ve tried. I hear the iPhone 5 is easier than the iPhone 6. Hopefully the guy doesn’t have any iPads.

    I tried Lobster once but didn’t like it.

  27. 27

    Oh vomit producing dead toad @25,

    This guy was one of yours. BIG TIME.

    Hates religion just like you do!
    Hates Trump’s government just like you do!
    He’s white just like you too!

    Three strikes, yer out!

    Nuff said sucka!

  28. 28

    “I tried Lobster once but didn’t like it.”

    I suspect that girl could eat one whole.

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    Strue. Education, planning, competency, tolerance, progressiveness, open mindedness, curiosity, and a healthy lifestyle result in liberals having lots more money, living in better communities, and being able to buy nice things. Even fabulous mega yachts and helicopters. I’d say hillbillies could learn a thing or two. But by now we all know better than that.

  34. 34

    With United, too bad they did not charter a Learjet from Clay Lacey Aviation for the crew that they had bumped the passenger for. Clay Lacey is a retired UAL pilot.

  35. 35

    @ The Lunatic @ 27:

    This is the same guy who punched that woman in the video I linked at #25.

    Active White supremacist > Check.
    Fundamentalist Christian > Check.
    Raised in isolation from the world by crazy religious parents > Check.
    Home Schooled > Check.
    Trump supporting fanatic > Check.
    Ex-Military > Check.
    History of violent behavior > Check.
    Convicted felon > Check.

    He is in fact, one of yours, Schiz. He’s so proud of the color of his skin, and is utterly convinced that anyone with a skin hue that is a little different from his, is the enemy no matter what their “politics” is the enemy.

    That means you.

    Those are the people that Trump actively courted to win the Presidency, and the people who continue to support Donald Trump, and the people that Donald Trump, Steve Bannon and Mike Pence want to put in charge of things once they get settled into their respective offices.

  36. 36

    Dipshit @35

    Joseph Jakubowski .IS. .NOT. .EQUAL. to Nathan Damigo.

    This is what’s so difficult to have a conversation with you upon HA DUMMOCRETINS. Puddy gave you Joseph Jakubowski. Joseph has all your attributes. You have to change the subject with someone not on the FBI’s most wanted list.

    He’s just like you vomit producing dead toad… Joseph describes the police and the military as terrorists just like you do vomit producing dead toad.

    Sooooooooooooooo change the subject and provide another train wreck like dr DIPSHITTIUM checkmate-252 does when it face plants!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Nathan Damigo

  38. 38

    @ The Schizo @ 36:

    What the hell does Joseph Jakubowski have to do with anything?

    I posted a link about Nathan Damigo cold-cocking a woman. He is in fact, a rabid Trumppp supporter, a white supremacist, and a psychopathic asshole and convicted Felon, that being the primary makeup of Trumpppps major base demographic.

    In other words, one of YOUR fellow fanatic Trumpista Conservatives.

    You come back with this Joseph Jakubowski character who was never even mentioned in the conversation.

    Are you stupid or something?

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