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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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How to convince racists to fight climate change.

Stephen: Political monologue

Bill Maher: A few of Republicans’ favorite things.

Late Night: Late night writers tackle sexual harassment

Трамп’s Tower of Tees and Corruption:

Mental Floss: Why did we stop going to the moon?

Bill Maher chats with Jose Antonio Vargas.

Full Frontal: You’re not helping with guns.

Bill Maher: New Rule, “What would a DICK do?”

Sam Seder: Will aide turn on Chris Christie over Bridgegate?

Bassem Youssef: How to hate right.

Supreme Nuke:

Roy Zimmerman: “Turn Off the Hubble” Anthem for the Republican War on Science:

Young Turks: O’Reilly’s show mysteriously ends early

Armchair Presidents: I do leather now.

Sam Seder: Maxine Waters calls FAUX News a “sexual harassment enterprise”.

Samantha Bee: We told you so—Russian hacking.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    I noticed some of the die hard supporters suddenly abandon him when the strike was launched. Also, shouldn’t Congress be at least debating this, and updating the authorization?

  2. 2

    1,
    No need. Thanks to this legal precedent he is now free to order a cruise missile attack on the Access Hollywood bus next time it strays into the open.

  4. 4

    Riddle me this?

    Reports of U.S. Troop Buildup around Syria before Assad launches gas attacks.

    The idea that Assad would do this without Putin at least knowing in advance if not approving are tough to swallow.

    Syria has Russian anti-missile defenses which were not used.

    Russia was told in advance of the attacks.

    The attacks came at a time of day where the base would be as close to abandoned as could be.

    The utility of the base was not effected as evidenced by jets flying out hours after the attack.

    Did Trump look at his polling numbers and organize a PR stunt of an attack? It’s more logical than launching missiles to get Lewinski off the front page and certain people are still convinced of that.

  7. 7

    Just get out of the Middle East and let young Muslims get a chance to stew in the radical fundamentalist Muslim juice for a decade or two. That crazy brand of Islam will die once the young folks realize what living under Sharia Law really means. Remember, we’re dealing with a religion that hasn’t experienced the Renaissance, the Protestant Reformation or the Enlightenment.

  8. 8

    4,
    Unlike Bill, this represents a total 180 degree policy reversal for Teh Hillbilly Jeebus – a policy reversal that may be impossible to retreat from and politcally costly in the long run.
    Still, its always possible that faced with the shocking sight of some burned up trucks and scorched pavement Asad will surrender to ISIS and fly away to a Black Sea villa. At least that’s what Doctor Dumbfuck is counting on.

  9. 9

    Tomorrow marks the 100th anniversary of Canada’s greatest military achievement – the capture of Vimy Ridge on April 9, 1917 by Canadian troops who accomplished in one day what British and French armies couldn’t do for more than two years. This is a big deal for our northern neighbors and they will hold observances in Canada and France.

  10. 10

    Alarm! The Donald is in grave danger of going Cuck!
    If someone doesn’t figure out how to unmask Jared and his wife The Evil Man Trap before it’s too late the American Enterprise may be lost to Gobalist New York Democrat Jews!
    A purge of Bαnnon, Miller, and other Alpha-Male patriots is in the works and it must be stopped.

  11. 11

    The U.S. is sending an aircraft carrier strike group to Korean waters, CNN and other sources report. The carrier group, which departed from Singapore, had been scheduled to make a port call in Australia but is being deployed to make a “show of force” in response to “recent North Korean provocations,” news sources said.

  12. 12

    9)They see it as the birthplace of their military tradition, better than the War of 1812, although results were mixed . Battles from that conflict will be honored with the names of the Royal Canadian Navy’s new support vessels, the Queenstown class.

  13. 13

    The devil is in the details, as always, and now that we’re getting more particulars about Trump’s attack on Syria, it looks like amateurish. The element of surprise was sacrificed by giving advance notice to Syria’s ally Russia, the runway wasn’t targeted,* and not much more than cardboard targets were damaged by the taxpayers’ $70 million worth of cruise missiles.

    *The Orange Field Marshal asserts runways aren’t worthwhile targets, because guys with picks and shovels can repair them in a couple of days, as if this involves nothing more than filling in potholes on country roads. Tell that to the Brits, who went to great lengths to hit a Falkland Islands runway with a single bomb. For their purposes, one was enough, because that one crater removed the entire Argentinian air force from combat for the duration of the war.

    Number One, airplanes weigh much more than cars, so you can’t just throw dirt into the hole. Do I need to explain what will happen to the landing gear when it runs over soft dirt at takeoff speed? Number Two, if the enemy tries to repair it, you just fire a cruise missile at the bulldozer, then let him try to find another bulldozer operator willing to venture onto that runway. Number Three, even if you put the runway out of commission for only a couple of days, that’s a couple of days that the entire airfield is unusable. Like I said, just ask the British if putting a hole in a runway is worth the effort of flying 10,000 miles in each direction to do it, and see what they say about it.

  14. 14

    @12 Canadians see Vimy Ridge as the birth of their nationhood. After that day, they didn’t have to prove anything to anyone.

  15. 15

    What happened to Assad not having any more chemical weapons per Susan Rice and Barack Obummer? HA DUMMOCRETINS skip right over that one, eh?

    What happened to the chemical weapons red line? Seems another Obummer lie is A-OK!

    #CrookedHillary approved
    Chucky Schumer approved
    Nancy Pelosi approved

    Butt other libtards like WA State’s own local DUMMOCRETIN Pramila Jayapal are A-OK with little babies getting Sarin gassed and doing nothing! Seems many HA DUMMOCRETINS are A-OK with little babies getting Sarin gassed too!

    Seems DUMMOCRETINS have a very short memory! https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/09/how-obama-ignored-congress-and-misled-america-on-war-in-libya/262299/

    In fact one HA DUMMOCRETIN had to create the crazed databaze because the pink lace panties kept getting moist!

    Kinda like how HA DUMMOCRETINS forgot how an ACLU lawyer became a associate justice of the supreme court!

  19. 19

    @17 nothing more would be expected from you and your ilk. You are so embarASSed by your ilk you have to do something like laugh at our ilk, kind of like a baby who falls down and cries even though he or she isn’t in any pain.

    Holding your party accountable for what is a disaster and probably a greater disaster to come isn’t what Repukes do.

  21. 21

    “The antiseptic notion of launching a cruise missile into some guy’s, you know, tent, really is a joke. I mean people viewed that as the impotent America.” – The Decider

    Before they were “cucks”.

  23. 23

    @18 Heh. You have to grow up to confuse a 50 some page reconciliation bill with a 901 page health care bill that passed with 60 votes.

    And then come to HA to blather about how butt sore it is.

  25. 25

    22,
    Comrade Pissident Putin Puppet’s own longtime personal physician has proudly proclaimed that he continues to treat the Pissident with finesteride.

    FDA prescribing info:
    “sexual dysfunction that continued after discontinuation of treatment, including erectile dysfunction, libido disorders, ejaculation disorders, and orgasm disorders; male infertility and/or poor seminal quality (normalization or improvement of seminal quality has been reported after discontinuation of finasteride).”

    Poor Melania. That’s just terrible. Ejaculation disorders? #Eewww.

  26. 26

    @ 25

    Obviously Obama’s fault.

    The current President is so terrified of not having a convincingly full head of hair that he’s got to dose himself with special chemicals to be able to pretend his wife is one of the 11 year olds he’d rather be fucking. Propecia is a well-established cause of the symptoms you described and the effects are permanent.

  29. 29

    @ 25

    Propecia is a lower-dose version of Proscar, which is used for prostatic hyperplasia.

    During the phase II and phase III testing for Proscar, it was noticed that a significant percent of the men who were not receiving the placebo were also, in addition to having symptoms relieved, regrowing hair on their heads. Hence a second set of FDA trials and now we have Propecia.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit is noticeably silent. He probably took Proscar, ineffectively, and I’d bet only saw his nose, ear, and armpit hair exhibit greater growth.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit since has had a TURP procedure and as a consequence has suffered worsening urinary incontinence, now-permanent impotence, and will die of ascending pyelonephritis stemming from the reuse of his enema hose as a urethral catheter because he decided to buy Goldy a beer, once, at a DL meeting, and it fucked up his retirement savings, causing him to cut expenses elsewhere.

  30. 30

    29,
    Very much like an MD to blame post surgical complications on money instead of the obvious gaps in professional care. His Mercedes technician has more professional integrity. But probably doesn’t get in as many mid week rounds of golf.
    Perhaps he isnt lying about being a disgraced ex-doc after all. Which would make him more qulified than anyone in these threads to render judgment on teh Comrade-Pissident’s ejaculate quality.
    Again, #Eewww.

  31. 31

    With Coal and other traffic down,railroads are not ordering as much locomotives. With orders down, rebuilds are getting much attention. Meeting EPA diesel emission standards has created a market. By the way, the diesel regs date back to the Bush Administration, with the recent Tier 4 dating to 2008 and in effect since 2015.

    http://www.progressiverailroad.....8211;51045

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