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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Mental Floss: 38 facts about NASA.

Bill Maher: WTF is going on?

The Thin-skinned, Putin-puppet, Sociopath, Sexual Assaulter-in-Chief.

Ezra Klein: Democrats won the most votes. Why aren’t they acting like it?.

VSauce: The Brachistochrone.

Sisters March:

Bill Maher: New Rule.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    So some of the White House staff are registered in two states? Isn’t it their responsibility to cancel the old registration once they moved.

  2. 2

    Uncertain parentage is very common among hillbillies.
    Uncertain residency should come as no surprise.

  4. 4

    I can’t wait for “Randy Rainbow: The Movie” where he does biting YouTube videos of everyday people he meets around the country.

  7. 7

    (((Goldy))) Retweeted
    Atrios @Atrios
    i knew republicans were assholes, i suppose i didn’t quite realize so many were monsters.

    Hey, remember when Samantha Power called #CrookedHillary a monster?

    http://www.scotsman.com/news/h.....-1-1158300

    Obama voters have slain the #CrookedHillary monster, twice now.

    Makes sense that the GOP is your next target. Success rates probably are better if you first have cleaned your own house.

    Bring it. Last week it was pink pussy hats, what will it be this week? Can you still get mileage out of the small-hands thing?

  8. 8

    @7:

    Bring it. In just one week, we’ve had “alternate facts”, then a fake crowd brought to the CIA because intelligence professionals (!) won’t cheer your Dear Great Maximum Leader, Green Card holders rejected at the border, and scientists rebelling against a gag order.

    For the bonus round, how many political rejects from our own state will self-dispose at the rhymes-with-Dump Administration? Please, please, put yourselves out of our misery!

    Can you still get mileage out of the small-hands crowds thing?

    Yes, yes we can. Thank you for asking.

    Live on your knees.

  9. 9

    “Can you still get mileage out of the small-hands crowds thing?”

    Far more mileage than you’ll ever get by responding to Goldy’s tweets in blog threads he never reads.

  10. 10

    @7,
    If you can still get mileage out of #crooked while Hillbilly Jesus and his team are currently doing the exact same thing, then yes. Absolutely. We can get unlimited mileage out of:
    Small hands, golden showers, BBC curious, 1 billion dollar strong, Putin-puppet, groveling hillbillies, hidden tax returns, pigs-in-a-blanket, falsified visa application, Chinese made, popular vote loser, tax cheating, alternative facts, VA hiring freeze, grab ’em by the pussy…

  12. 12

    http://thehill.com/homenews/ad.....r-killings

    President Trump in an executive order he signed Friday tasked top administration officials with providing recurring information about terrorism, gender-based violence and “honor killings.”

    Wow, real data on crimes. Libtard DUMMOCRETINS are against crime data. Who knew that…

    DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM? Puddy did!

  13. 13

    http://www.thehoya.com/profess.....-scrutiny/ – libtard professor twatter nazi tactics Unfortunately for the libtard attacker, the conservative she attacked is also a Muslim, so make up some additional fake charge like she’s only in it for attention!

    You libtard DUMMOCRETIN professors claiming diversity and tolerance are SCUM!

  14. 14

    http://www.dailycardinal.com/a.....ks-outrage When libtards identify racism in every thing seen every day we create a whole bunch of rujaxoffallthetimebuttnuthinappears. Remember this is a white libtard DUMMOCRETIN biology professor and as the DNC woman claimed, your white privilege need to be shut down and you shut up! She thought animal and inserted African Black Woman! DUMMOCRETINS are closet RACISTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh no, DUMMOCRETIN students attacking diversity and tolerance are SCUM!

  15. 15

    Remember when the foolish DUMMOCRETIN woman went nutso? http://redalertpolitics.com/20.....-actually/

    After seeing a white, pointy figure in a classroom window at Bowling Green State University, a frightened student took to Twitter to post the image and dramatically state there was an “ACTIVE KKK group” at her school.

    Oh no… it’s a Grand Wizard Microscope! What is the Grand Wizard Microscope doing. He’s not moving… Oh noooooooooooooo!

    The idiot libtard woman was mocked so badly she deleted the twatter posting. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  16. 16

    Don’t you guys remember the snowflake that reported this… http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03.....&_r=0 Person wrapped in a blanket… KKK sighting… Oh nooooooooooooo… Oberlin Snowflake College is one of the most libtard of libtard snowflake colleges IN THE WORLD! It’s rated more snowflake than Evergreen College here and that takes some real snowflakiness to pull off!

    You DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  17. 17

    Or do you leftist snowflakes remember this Uni of Delaware kerfluffle? http://www1.udel.edu/udaily/20.....92315.html

    Thanks to tips from students who responded to our earlier call for information and the investigative work of University of Delaware Police, it has been determined that the three noose-like items found outside Mitchell Hall were not instruments of a hate crime, but the remnants of paper lanterns from an event previously held on The Green.

    Yet earlier in the day the acting snowflake president farted this… Oh noooooooooooooooooooo paper lantern nooses. The snowflakes are upset!

    http://www.delawareonline.com/...../72662954/

    “We are both saddened and disturbed that this deplorable act has taken place on our campus. This hateful display stands in stark contrast to Monday night’s peaceful protest and discussion. We condemn this despicable action and ask everyone in our community to stand together against intolerance and hate.”

    Oh never mind it was paper lights!

    You DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  18. 18

    And leftist racist DUMMOCRETIN progressive hate groups blame their actions on conservatives… https://twitter.com/YAFatKU/status/824384059031822342 If you are opposed to snowflake safe spaces you are a hater… http://www.yaf.org/news/ku-fly.....te-groups/

    For instance, after claiming “there has been a disturbing presence of neo-nazi and hate group recruitment” taking place on campus, the flyer says, “Opponents of safe spaces, inclusivity, social justice, intersectional activism, and multiculturalism are opponents of liberation and equality for all people.”

    The flyer lists phrases like “Make America Great Again,” and “alternative truth,” alongside “alt right” and “anarcho-capitalist” in a list outlining examples of “coded language” used by “neo-nazis” and “hate groups.”

    Tolerance… something the snowflake crowd doesn’t know how to do… http://www.yaf.org/news/video-.....-students/

    Seems calling people names worked so well on November 8th eh HA DUMMOCRETINS?

    You DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  19. 19

    Now how did this miss the Friday Night Comix?

    Man who turned away from radical Islam arrested on drug, prostitution charges

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/man-who-turned-away-from-radical-islam-arrested-on-drug-prostitution-charges/2017/01/25/70a9627e-de7a-11e6-ad42-f3375f271c9c_story.html Jesse was hired as a research fellow at George Washington University’s Program on Extremism. Surely as one “perfessa to another” common posting courtesy?

    You DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  20. 20

    Now why did the Obummer sadministration turn a blind eye to the Chinese infiltrating Hollyweird? Maybe because it’s okay for Communists to buy from in the closet Communists? Hmmm…? http://variety.com/2017/biz/ne.....201971069/

    The Dalian Wanda Group announced its eye-popping $1 billion deal to buy Dick Clark Prods. back on Nov. 4. … The Dick Clark Prods. transaction was only the most recent mega-acquisition for Wanda, which also bought Legendary Entertainment for $3.5 billion last year and AMC Theaters for $2.6 billion in 2012. Wanda’s buying spree has caught the attention of members of both parties in Congress, who worry that they could mark a strategic extension of Chinese “soft power.”

    Puddy posted recentl articles about how Hollyweird was worried their Chinese paymaster payments would dry up with Trump assuming power. Now we know!

    Hollyweird DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM for decades!

  22. 22

    Seems Mark Zuckerberg’s head exploded…

    Facebook CEO drops controversial suits over Kauai land claims

    http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/s.....kauai-land

    n an op-ed in the Garden Island newspaper, Zuckerberg said he and his wife, Priscilla Chan, have spoken with community leaders about the cultural and historical significance of the land and want to work together on a new approach.

    “Upon reflection, I regret that I did not take the time to fully understand the quiet title process and its history before we moved ahead. Now that I understand the issues better, it’s clear we made a mistake,” Zuckerberg said.

    Of course after the furor, a staunch DUMMOCRETIN like Zuckerberg would claim “mistake”. Well why didn’t Zuckerberg claim mistake weeks ago? Maybe because as a DUMMOCRETIN bully he thought his BILLIONS could buy him “love”?

    Unlike the early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Roger DUMBFUCK wabbit who would copy every paragraph and leave smelly wabbit droppings around them, Puddy will follow the rules and only copy two paragraphs! The rest of the article speaks for itself!

    The Zuckerbergs are DUMMOCETIN SCUM!

  23. 23

    The loon is back with a dozen consecutive head explosions of hate! Cool! Alas, we should bear in mind that some poor, hapless goat no doubt suffered greatly at the hands of the loon and his SDA death cult for us to witness such a grotesque spectacle of batshit insanity.

  24. 24

    Libtards at SeaTac with exploding heads going nutzo! DUMMOCRETINS don’t know what to do because Trump is doing what he said he would do!

  25. 25

    hapless goat

    SPPS Steve’s favorite farm animal. Hapless because SPPS abuses it!

    You know why SPPS buys his calf boots one size larger than his feet? So he can lip the hapless goat’s back legs into the boots so the hapless goat can’t move.

    SPPS Psych 101 projection!

  26. 26

    Can you still get mileage out of the small-hands crowds thing?

    Yes, yes we can! Take it away, Governor Inslee:

    “If the wall is the same size and the same numerical acumen that the president had on the numbers of folks who went to his Inauguration, it will be an eight-inch-high wall, so we might be OK.”

    Ouch!

    Nice work, Governor Inslee. Yet more confirmation that our election choice here in Washington State was the right one.

    Just like our choices for Senator and President.

  28. 28

    When the Mexican National Railway was privatized, two American railroads purchased at least part of the concessions. Union Pacific owns about 29% of Ferromex, and Kansas City Southern bought half of TFM, but since bought the other half and renamed it Kansas City southern de Mexico. They backed Trump and the GOP, but seem to be regretting it, as a good portion of their traffic coulight be at stake.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/mon....._oops.html

  31. 31

    Oh those PussyHats,

    They weren’t marching for human rights. They were marching to be blatantly paranoid about the November 2016 election most didn’t participate in! They were marching to oppose President Donald Trump or so they claimed. They banned pro-life groups because you can’t be pro-life and march against Donald Trump.

    Their rules!

    This was their movement to stop President Trump from Making America Great Again #MAGA. Unfortunately for the pussyhat crowd and their IT freakazoids their website got hijacked.

    If you click on pussyhat.com it takes you to the President Trump White House.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    DUMMOCRETIN are SCUM!

  32. 32

    Amazing! Over half the comments are loon head explosions. Along with the twelve in a row, that’s two records set in one thread.

  33. 33

    Over half the comments are loon head explosions. Along with the twelve in a row, that’s two records set in one thread.

    Reminds me of the glory days over at (u)SP, where every post by Pudge would have half the comments from him, desperately trying to “clarify” what the original post meant as we ripped it to shreds in front of him. Most of his comments included multiple accusatory variations of “lie”, “liar”, and “lying,” directed at his de-bunkers.

    Plus, the thread would have been much, much longer if he hadn’t banned everyone who’d disproven his original post.

    Good times!

    (My favorite example was his failed smear against Rep. Suzan DelBene for her having ended John Koster’s political career advancement. pudge seriously tried to claim her husband, a retiring software executive from Microsoft, would not have gotten a position running a government web site without his wife’s “nepotism”.)

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