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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Can California form its own country?

Alex meets the President.

Adam Conover: The sinister reason weed is illegal:

David Pakman: Hillary Clinton leads Donald Трамп by more than one million votes.

Sam Seder: Can Obama make a Supreme Court recess appointment?

The Sexual Predator, Путин Puppet, President Elect:

David Pakman: NSA Chief, Russia hacked the 2016 election.

Mental Floss: 39 U.S. City Name origins.

Minute Physics: Is the moon held up by a spring? How perspective shapes reality.

David Packman: Racist assholes call Michelle Obama an “ape in heals”.:

Joe Biden: Building on a record of economic progress.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    I figured that Trump U would see a settlement. Clinton vs. Jones is probably the precedent that applies. Wasn’t that one 9-0?

  2. 2

    @ #1

    You know damn well that the Grab Our Pussy Party sat Mr. Trump down and illustrated to him the political importance of not having anything sitting over his head like the sword of Damocles. A jury trial resulting in a verdict that would have likely cost him well over $100 Million was not desirable for a sitting President, when there is so much work to do otherwise.

    The purpose of Conservatism is not to govern, but to enable their ability to rule with as hard a fist as they deem necessary to control the long term message. Joseph Stalin and Adolph Hitler knew this quite well. The Fascists that have taken over the bulk of American Politics in both parties have taken baby steps for more than 50 years to accomplish this. The current incoming Administration is entirely made up of people who are convinced the United States fought on the wrong side in WW2.

    “A Fascist is one whose lust for money and power is combined with such an intensity of intolerance for those of other races, parties, classes, religions, cultures, regions or nations as to make him ruthless in his use of deceit or violence to attain his ends.”

    – Henry A. Wallace

    I think that the United States is going through a period where the average education level has reached the point where people cannot discern the difference between “truth” and fact. “Truth” is a construct of an ethical philosophy where factual knowledge is limited by externalities, whereas fact is what people believe based on what their own eyes and ears can see in spite of external socio-political boundaries.

    Too many people base their personal “truth” on what they can ignore rather than what they learn, if the facts of the subject matter conflict with their personal ethos. Especially if their access to a broad range of fact-based knowledge is artificially limited, such as by Religion or regional, linguistic or social isolation.

    We are now in the beginnings of the Fourth Reich. Any person with less than pure Western European ancestry might take a note from history when it comes to genuinely Fascistic political movements such as the pseudo-christianist moral construct being demonstrated so clearly in the modern American Conservative.

    We didn’t elect a Hitler, we elected something much, much worse.

  3. 3

    Just to be perfectly clear, here’s Bob on Castile on July 12 less than a week after Castile’s body cooled:
    http://horsesass.org/drinking-.....nt-1318730
    And here’s Bob the same day a few hours later after his defamation of an innocent dead man was challenged:
    http://horsesass.org/drinking-.....nt-1318737

    No great surprise that honorable and humane readers can’t stomach his sardonic “towering intellect” and soaring principles.
    Fuckin coward.

  4. 4

    It’s going to be a thin skinned 2 years. Actually I’d put the odds at Cheeto getting bored and pulling a Palin at about 3:2, Vegas Payout +105

    Compare and contrast: One apparently requires an apology for being rude, the other can be an official campaign spokesperson:

    “We, sir, we are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights, sir. But we truly hope this show has inspired you to uphold our American values and work on behalf of all of us. All of us. Thank you.” Brandon Victor Dixon, “Hamilton” Actor.

    “Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America.” Ted Nugent, Musician

  6. 6

    @5 I wonder which cabinet post he’ll get? No education, draft dodger, drug user, womanizer and pussy grabber; he should fit right in.

  9. 9

    BTW, the irony is lost on his die hard followers.

    The Theater must always be a safe and special place.

  10. 10

    @7

    The video is out there and according to witnesses the JagHole started berating the Starbucks employees because it was taking too long. Poor precious flower had to wait a sec for his Latte. So he got mad and started calling the black employee trash and volunteered that he voted for Trump. Lost on the #trumpcup crowd is this guy, according to witnesses was being a dick before Trump even came up and other employees, quite rightly told him he had to leave.

    But poor precious flower had to wait for his coffee and now Starbucks is reaping the consequences.

  11. 11

    It’s amusing to see HA libbies so mirthful over a few thousand dollars that Starbucks might or might not otherwise have generated. Tee hee, those silly rednecks who supported Trump.

    Yeah, I get it. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think.

    Meanwhile, Secretary of Defense is looking like it is going to Mad Dog Mattis.

    Secretary of State looks like it is going to 2012’s Hitler, Mitt Romney.

    My family, we buy beans at Costco and grind at home.

    Four bucks is dumb. No matter where you spend it.

  13. 13

    @ 3

    On Tuesday, July 12, 2016, at 4:54 p.m., I posted a comment on HA which was subsequently demonstrated to be incorrect.

    I acknowledge this inaccurate prediction.

    DR, any incorrect posts from you these past few months? Things you might have said, about the US presidential election perhaps, which did not come to pass?

    Yeah. What I thought.

  14. 14

    Probably no truth to the rumor that Bain Capital is about to acquire an IT firm with operations in the Cayman Islands.

  15. 15

    In case you were wondering:

    Mitt Romney’s net worth is $250 million.

    http://gonetworth.com/mitt-romney-net-worth/

    Current SoS John Kerry’s net worth is $194 million.

    John Kerry net worth does not come from his salary in politics. Kerry co-founded a private company back in the days when he served as an Assistant Attorney. He also inherited solid sums from at least four members of Forbes family.
    Read more at http://gonetworth.com/john-ker.....iewMILy.99

    In case it happens to come up during hearings.

  16. 16

    Hey, while y’all were cheering the booing that went on last night, y’all might’ve missed a reason Pence was attending in the first place:

    Hamilton mistrusted the political capacities of the common people and insisted on deference to elites. In a speech delivered at the Constitutional Convention, Hamilton praised the hierarchical principles of the British political system. He argued, for example, that the new American president and senators should serve for life. Many of the Convention participants feared the “excess of democracy,” but Hamilton went much further. He wanted to bring an elective monarchy and restore non-titled aristocracy to America.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06.....ilton.html

    Maybe Trump needed Pence to do some background sleuthing.

    I don’t know what’s gonna happen after January 20th, but I can tell y’all that the two months between now and then are gonna be a helluva lotta fun.

    Unless you’re a liberal.

  17. 17

    @ 4

    It’s going to be a thin skinned 2 years. Actually I’d put the odds at Cheeto getting bored and pulling a Palin at about 3:2, Vegas Payout +105

    This from Cz-252, the guy who declared a day before All Hell Broke Loose that #CrookedHillary had an “absolute lock” on 252 EVs.

  18. 18

    Look at the bright side, HA libbies:

    Making fun of the minor children of a president is about to be OK again, really soon.

  19. 19

    @13,
    Took you fuckin’ long enough to predictably fall short.
    No remorse? Not even regret?
    The man did not deserve to die, much less to have his surviving family and friends fucked over by privileged assholes like you. They’ve had to endure abuse like your “prediction” for the past four months non-stop. And they kept their heads up the whole time, while “aggrieved” racists like you smeared his memory at every turn. It’s not an “inaccurate prediction”. It’s deliberately hurtful speech directed at people who owe you nothing. You have absolutely nothing to resent them for. But you can’t help yourself. The race bias is burned into you. So you call him a Crip, and accuse him of crimes he had nothing to do with. And the only part of that you have trouble with is the “inaccuracy”.
    Aside from everything else, racism is just stupid. Intellectually stupid. Ultimately far stupider than making ill-advised predictions without a shred of supporting evidence. Bob, your racism is permanent bias against facts and evidence. You carry it with you wherever you go and it probably affects your judgement nearly every day. You can’t outsmart that. You can’t work your way out of it. It just doesn’t work that way.

    Well, you tried, anyway. I’ll give you that. And I have no doubt that’s the most you are capable of. So I’ll keep my word. You can claim a dirty hippie scalp. I’m done.

    PS: I’m really hoping for your sake that you are joking with the comparison to me being completely wrong about Trump’s support and the election. You do get why the two things are not equivalent, don’t you? I sure hope so.

  20. 20

    Hey, HA libbies:

    As you expound on the unfairness of watching Trump appoint the successor to Scalia, keep this in mind:

    osh Blackman ✔ @JoshMBlackman
    Ruemmler: I would have advised same McConnell strategy on denying hearing if tables were turned.@johnson_carrie: Really!?#scotus
    12:57 PM – 17 Nov 2016

    Karen Ruemmler was reportedly one of the finalists for AG, ultimately given to Lynch.

    She was Obama’s lawyer from 2011-2014.

    In case The Biden Rule isn’t enough.

  21. 21

    @ 19

    No one else on HA would ever use deliberately hurtful speech, would they?

    Only me.

    Seek a safe space, Snowflake. You’re unhappy with the past 11 days. Get used to it. It’s not going to get any better for awhile.

  22. 22

    @22 I’m too old to be drafted, so I don’t really care. A few years from now the voters will hire us again to clean up the next Republican mess that’s about to be created.

  25. 25

    @ 22

    Quite the climbdown from Permanent Democrat Majority.

    You will fall further behind before you begin to recover.

    Warned you about downballot aspects of the current president’s tenure.

    Time to listen up.

  27. 27

    Wow everyone.

    The full admission the fetid one @26 is PWN’D by Puddy! Very funny!

  28. 28

    Charles Krauthammer is right again… http://www.realclearpolitics.c.....reach.html

    Look, you look at the Democrats in the Senate. And it’s the classic accusation. The Senate part led by a New Yorker. Nancy Pelosi is from San Francisco. The average income in her constituency is twice what it is in Tim Ryan’s. He represents industrial Ohio; she represents limousine liberalism.

    And it’s beginning to dawn on them if you keep saying that global warming is the biggest problem for our country, for our century while people are losing their jobs and their dignity in the midwest, you are not appealing to people.

    How many times the HA DUMMOCRETIN fools screamed Krauthammer’s analysis was wrong?!? Well we saw the election results. Krauthammer was right!

  29. 29

    Jon Stewart is right for a change – In the liberal community, you hate this idea of creating people as a monolith. Don’t look at Muslims as a monolith. They are the individuals and it would be ignorance. But everybody who voted for Trump is a monolith, is a racist. That hypocrisy is also real in our country.

  38. 38

    Thursday night, some quick thinking passengers prevented a potential disaster on the Rapid Ride C-line, when the driver had a heart attack, that turned fatal. Thankfully a passenger was able to get to the brake pedal, before the bus went through the guardrail, as I doubt a bus has a dead man’s switch like trains do.

    http://www.kingcounty.gov/tran.....liams.aspx

  39. 39

    Wow everyone.

    The babbling loon makes a beeline for HA after the vegan dishes are done.. FREEDUMB! for the babbling jackass! We HA HEROES OWN this tool!

    The full admission the POODEBUT one @27 is PWN’D by the HA HEROES.. Very funny!

    Yes, it’s admitted many times that it “can’t stay away”.. What a miserable dope!

    Such a SAD need for this website.. Especially on Sat nights..

  40. 40

    Also, I admire the professionalism of the retired police officer who saw the articulated bus come to a sudden stop and pulled over to render assistance. Not sure how ridership on the C-line is at night, which runs from South Lake Union to Westwood Village in West Seattle.

  41. 41

    It’s so nice after sunset on Friday.. No babbling from the loon. No skipping past obnoxious noise, spam links that no one with a brain pays any attention..

    HA Heroes – hang out here on Fridays after sunset and savor an HA comment threads FREE of the babbling jackass troll.

    The sun sets at 4:23 pm next Friday. Six whole minutes EARLIER than yesterday.

  42. 42

    On the ferry I am riding, we passed near the entrance to rich passage, a Hanjin Line container ship was at anchor, and got me wondering, how does maritime and immigration law handle the crews of shipping lines in recievership?

  45. 45

    The fetid one admits its PWN’D by Puddy!

    Toooooo funny!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Try HA losers. Remember how you complained about 8 years of Bush! Now at least 4 years of Trump!

    KABLAMMMMO! Still trying to get viewership over the senile dumb wabbit and the Oregon moron!

  47. 47

    We HA Heroes?

    Jesus, we’re full of ourselves.

    YLB, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen from you.

    A hero, YLB, doesn’t need to self-identify.

    ‘nite, girlfriend. Gonna be a long four-to-eight years for you. Take two Midol tonite.

  49. 49

    Still trying to get viewership fetid one! FACTS are hate to the fetid one!

    Keep posting the link fetid fool!

  50. 50

    @28 “Well we saw the election results.”

    We sure did. Cheeto Jesus lost by 1.3 million votes and counting. He’s heading for the Oval Office because of a relic of the slavery era. Of course, the Electors can still act as a circuit breaker, if they choose to put conscience above party loyalty … although we should not expect that of any Republican.

  54. 54

    Just wait until the suckers who voted for Trump find out he’s going to charge them to fuck their own goat. That’s how he does business.

  55. 55

    Childishness and intolerance on college campuses embody what’s wrong with American libtardoness. Also one of the reasons libtards lost!

    These snowflakes were too dumb to vote.

  58. 58

    In an era of senseless violence and retribution, one would think that a troll doctor who’s been outed would have sense enough not to paint a target on his back. Not terribly bright of him, huh?

  60. 60

    “Why do you assume Drumpf’s presidency will last four years?”

    I’d put money on him dying of terminal flatulence.

  62. 62

    “I wonder if Puffy could be classified as HA’s resident Ape in Heels”

    There’s more dignity in that than being one of the right’s “useful niggers”.

  64. 64

    It’s so good to see how HA DUMMOCRETINS pick on Puddy!

    Means Puddy is right! QPPS is back to its racist self using the “nigger” moniker because of HATE HATE HATE!

    Sux to be QPPS!

  65. 65

    The self-loathing loon just pounded his fists on the keyboard so hard, I’m surprised he didn’t have another Chrome moment.

  68. 68

    Four years of Trump!

    Head explosions for four years!

  69. 69

    @68. Actually it will be four years, hopefully even 8, of complete hilarity. Unless you are bored or don’t think SNL is funny but you don’t have enough to do, like focus on job creation for the honkeys and have to keep tweeting about it. boob loves tweets!

  70. 70

    @20 One can hope President Obama is enough of a horses ass to do some recess appointments. John Adams did in part as a fuck you gift to Thomas Jefferson.

  71. 71

    @41 Is that a comment on many Americans seeking an echo chamber that only supports their ingrained opinions, anf political thoughts?

  73. 73

    Cathy McMorris Rogers is part of the GOP leadership.

    Man that so great HA DUMMOCRETINS!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  75. 75

    @50 A relic of the slavery period? Seems that relic put Abraham Lincoln into office. It worked as designed and Lincoln only go 30% of the popular vote, and it was Democrats who started the whole civil war ruckus. Odd it’s Democrats in California now making similar civil war noises. And such an action in California trying to exit would result in a civil war at the end of which California would be as much a economic power house as Peru.

  76. 76

    @51 A convert to Trump? Your thinking 8? Or if you guys are really so fearful then a change to the Constitution and 16 years of President Trump and 12 o his daughter.

  77. 77

    @75,
    President Abraham Lincoln obtained 39.8% of the popular vote in the election of 1860 in a four way race surpassing his next closest opponent by more than 10%, a margin of victory greater than any modern President since Ronald Reagan.

  78. 78

    @58 You think that is the reason Ben Carson isn’t goin got be part of the new administration? I thought maybe he just wanted to enjoy his royalties, use those magic hands and fingers to create platinum music on the banjo, and maybe get in a few rounds of golf.

  80. 80

    @61 We are all apes whether in heels, Adidas, or patent leather Italian leather shoes. It’s perfectly ok for military TIs to use the term ape to get recruits to perform. Also the line: “Get your hands off me you dirty ape.” is still powerful after all these years, and not the least bit racist.

  81. 81

    @63 It like most lawsuits was heading to a settlement, and none of the lawyers will go hungry. Trump’s attorneys did their job, and the good guys attorneys won, and New York even get a bit of the pie, good for the tax payers of New York. Now if only those schmucks who went to the seminar had had a clue and walked away like they could have, and invested their money in the stock market, or even bought the equivalent in lottery tickets.

  83. 83

    @72 “I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.” It’s a terrible tragedy, but an American one that has been around a long time. Just ask some of the fellas out at boot hill.

  85. 85

    A little more info on the dearh of Metro driver Sam Williams on Thursday. Hired as a part time in 2010, full time in 2014. It appears he drove the C-line mostly, and as a regular D-line rider, I think I may have ridden his bus a few times before the split. Also, in an essay in the Union Newsletter, he had been warning of the need to restore driver rest breaks, for safety reasons.

    http://www.seattletimes.com/se.....artattack/

  87. 87

    @69 “Actually it will be four years, hopefully even 8, of complete hilarity.”

    Love the loon’s head explosions. It’s been exploding since the Bush years, so it’s not like the show is going to stop now. Oh, I see there’s another one @66. Nice!

  94. 94

    when you go nutzo

    i.e act like a babbling loon jackass? Not possible. No one sane would want to be the repellent loon @ 89-93

  96. 96

    I never really appreciated Kanye West or the cunnty wife of his. But if it upsets the Ape then I guess I can try to learn to like him.

    There is actually one song called “four five seconds”, a Rihanna song, where Kanye joins in. He actually has a good voice in this song. You would almost think you are listening to a Country Musuc singer. Supposedly Kanye is a smart Business man just like Drumpf. But if he was he would put out more music similar to four five seconds.

  98. 98

    Two weeks after an election and I have to hate Starbucks, Broadway (or just the show Hamilton), SNL, and now the AMA’s. Not sure I can do it, I’ll see if I can muster it.

    Heil Apes!

  99. 99

    Drumpf very focused on job creation, so much that in his down time he watches stuff that he finds boring and not funny.

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