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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Seth Meyers: Joe and Jill Biden.

White House Watch: The sniff test.

Minute Physics: Where does complexity come from?

The GOP Sexual Predator Show:

Slate: FAUX News didn’t air Michelle Obama’s speech.

John Oliver on Guantánamo.

The Oval Office guide to sexual harassment.

Chris Hayes: Idiot Limbaugh thinks the “Left” is obsessed with consent.

Four Weeks To Go: Top Senate challengers and vulnerable House incumbents

Clinton versus The G(r)OP(er):

White House: West Wing Week.

Young Turks: Giuliani claims Clinton wasn’t there after 9/11, except there is a photo of them.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Mental Floss: 29 spin-offs that almost happened.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Wasn’t the Senate in session on 9/11? Clinton was there the day after, but probably would not have been able to get there that day.

  2. 2

    In Kansas, there’s was an arrest of some self-appointed militia guys who were planning to bomb a local mosque attended by mostly Somalis. Maybe this will show any would-be Islamic terrorists that folks are starting to get a little irritated with Muslims in America thinking that, after reading a few choice verses in the Koran, Muslim terrorists can make pressure cooker bombs to use on our cities’ streets to kill a few infidels.

    One good way to end terrorism is to terrorize the terrorist.

  5. 5

    idiot @ 2

    The FBI can’t wiretap enough of this country’s 3.3 MILLION muslims and now we have homegrown terrorists and their fellow travelers like you.

    Bet you wanna sign up first for that “deportation force”??? Eleven plus million undocumented, their cheap labor making rich Republicans richer, adding muslims to the list wouldn’t be that much of a stretch now, would it?

    Y’all a bunch of SICK puppies..

  7. 7

    The numbers of reports of used needles, human feces, and homeless trash on Seattle school playgrounds is skyrocketing.

    What an awesome city to raise kids in! You guys have done such a great job!

    YLB comment in 3..2…1…

  8. 8

    @2 Get your facts straight. These rightwing terrorists were plotting to blow up an apartment building full of women and children.

  9. 9

    @7 Too many Republicans coming here. Gotta be them. Who else hangs around playgrounds leering at small children?

  11. 11

    after reading a few choice verses in the Koran, Muslim terrorists can make pressure cooker bombs to use on our cities’ streets to kill a few infidels.

    Heh. And it turns out that idiot in NJ was turned in by his own MUSLIM parents.

    and the “infuriated” (the babbling jackass’ pathetic wording) FBI PASSED on him.

    Oh yes, and the Tsarnaev brothers were tipped off to us by the freaking Russians.

    So much for all that Patriot Act surveillance by the “infuriated” FBI.

  12. 12

    The kind of people little maxie butt plug cheers for:

    “The complaint also quotes Stein as telling the group, ‘If you’re a Muslim, I’m going to enjoy shooting you in the head … When we go on operations, there’s no leaving anyone behind, even if it’s a one-year-old, I’m serious. I guarantee if I go on a mission those little fuckers are going bye-bye.”

    http://www.motherjones.com/pol.....-bomb-plot

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Also, don’t overlook the fact these sovereign citizen types kill cops, too, because law enforcement is part of government which they think is illegitimate.

  14. 14

    @ RR @ 12

    Bear in mind that there are several tens of thousands of these “Sovereign Citizen” types who have been stockpiling weapons and ammunition for a couple of decades now, and are openly stating on the SubReddit forums and on the ‘Chans about how, when The Don wins, they’ll have free reign to go around killing every Nigger, Spic and Kike they see.

    And when he loses, that gives them the right to exercise their “Second Amendment Remedy” to solve their problem of not being able to get what they want. They say this shit, right out in the open.

    They’re just a bunch of spoiled, illiterate psychotic children who cannot or will not read anything real to save their lives. They get all their information from InfoWars and Brietbart and whatever Nazi propaganda channel they prefer.

    There is a little part of me that kinda hopes they do start shit because maybe it takes seeing a few thousand of these assholes being left bleeding and twitching in the street for people to learn their lesson.

  15. 15

    @12 little maxwipe butt plugg is kewl with the kops..

    especially when they do shit like this:

    https://youtu.be/EnKLEOXenow

    Heh. little waxwipe butt plugg and dorki moron had a hot circle jerk over that.

    and this…

    https://youtu.be/9LNO_y9Dge4

    Ooh that one happened in a klownservatic state where the babbling jackass troll is “respected”

    and little maxwipe butt plugg types put videos like this on infinite repeat.

  16. 16

    @ 15

    Interviewer: “Why did you shoot that deaf man 11 times?”

    Cop: “He wouldn’t listen and wasn’t complying with my orders!”

  19. 19

    Just watched some video about that Ben Karsen kookynut’s lying.

    This kookanut is way kewl with lying. Lying all the time. Lying to sell books. Lying to achieve worldly power.

    Kooky Ben Karsen lies for money. And 10 percent of its income goes where?

    Kooky Ben Karsen has a compelling life story. But the mere facts of that life story doesn’t sell enough books to “the world”, a place where most Christian believers go to church on the wrong day of the week, consume pork and shellfish and they’re going to hell for it.

    So it makes shit up, embellishes with utter falsehoods and sells more books to the gullible, “the world”..

    Kooky Ben Karsen raised a lot of money to attain worldy power and wasted it on expensive direct mail outreach to fools whose mail boxes are full of that shit. What kickbacks did the kooky one get for that? What kult bidnesses were used one wonders?

    Compare Karsen’s krap kampaign to that of Ted Khruzz. Khruzz’s kampaign was way more serious and way more effective.

    Seeing that idiot on the tube and with the straightest face possible fart inanities turns one’s stomach – the straight face of the most contemptible fanatic.

    Pathological liars like karsen and its babbling jackass troll sicko-phant are best seen for what they are and ignored.

  20. 20

    @3 he can’t stay away…just too ashamed to show up in real because the Pussy Grabber has gotten the better of him.

  21. 21

    @4 absolutely it was, without even seeing the video. Hid whole goal is White Power, as is any Republicans goal.

    It’s not about The Deficit or National Debt, it’s not about low taxes for the Middle Class as much as it is poor people getting needed services, it’s not about whether the Globe is Warming, as it is the reduction of limited resources as the World’s population grows to unsustainable levels, it’s not about abortion, as much as it about paying for African American abortions or abortions by people that can’t afford to fly their daughter the one spot set aside for them, it’s not about being against two people of the same sex getting married as it paying out their social security benefits that come with married individuals.

    Christ if funerals were more free they would be against dying.

    They don’t honor the military because they are so patriotic as much as if it wasn’t someone else’s kid dying it would be there own.

  23. 23

    @7 such a concern when American woman can go to a great suburban college to get raped….not much of a concern of yours though, because oh yeah, it feels good, and the consequences aren’t your problem.

  25. 25

    @18 you seem to have no problem with it either…you just don’t like when it’s by someone you don’t like.

    Are federal ATF considered to be cops? #BundyLivesMatterBoy

  26. 26

    @20 instead of saying that the Pussy Grabber has gotten the better of him, I should have said – maybe the Pussy Grabber grabbed him by his Pussy.

  27. 27

    23

    And that has what to do with street urchins leaving needles and shit on elementary school playgrounds?

  28. 28

    25

    I like the ATF and cops…..i like law and order.

    How come you dont?

    Hey….YLB is on this crazy butt plug fetish…have you two hooked up yet? Gobble gobble!

  29. 29

    If there is such a rape crisis on our college campuses, why are parents sending their daughters to college and university? Even if the risk is only 1%, why risk it?

    The answer is that this is another college snowflake delusion. These kids in colleges and universities today are about as worthless as a condom dispenser in a maternity ward.

  30. 30

    this crazy butt plug

    Heh. Truer words were never written.

    A butt plugg is just a piece of hard rubber or plastic.

    little maxwipe butt plugg’s pathetic head is shaped like butt plugg and contains the same amount of brains as a butt plugg, i.e. NONE.

    brainless and crazy – that’s little maxwipe butt plugg

    have you two hooked up yet?

    lmao. little maxwipe butt plugg like Rush Limbaugh has a fantasy. It wants to watch! Sorry butt plugg we HA HEROES don’t cater to mentally sick spinners of fantasies aka ZEROES like you:

    Nice try but FAYLE again! You’ll have to settle for the same old porn websites and your hand.

  31. 31

    There’ll be a great debate tonight on SNL..

    Great sendups of the p***y and ass grabbin’ choice of the Republicans.

    During commercial breaks we’ll glance at the voters guide and look forward to October 20..

    Everyone vote – cancel the trolls OUT! Wooo hooo!

  38. 38

    JonnoN,

    As you can see the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch @36 lives for Puddy!

    Puddy PWNS this fool! FACTS are FACTS! https://www.rt.com/viral/362889-wikileaks-podesta-emails-clinton/

    Sux to be monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!

  42. 42

    JonnoN,

    The moron was still at it last night Puddy sees. Shameful stooooooooooooopidity! Must be he had to “pump it” last night! Puddy notices another EPIC FAYLE from the crazed databaze. So many EPIC FAYLES too numerous to count anymore!

  43. 43

    DAYUM this Roland Martin email question to Donna Brazile giving Careless Crooked Heilary a question heads up before The Bern debate is still the gift that keeps giving! Then being the good DUMMOCRETIN soldier, Brazile lies about it!

    Thanks again WikiLeaks

  44. 44

    ” HA HEROES”????? LMFAO

    I have said it before and I will say it again: YLB actually believes that this blog is some sort of real world, and that his life revolves around it. Its like an alternate reality he has immersed himself into.

    DUDE! WAKE UP! ITS NOT REAL! Dont you have a life in the real world? Guess not….

  45. 45

    Hillary leads by 11% in latest NBC poll. Women leaving Trump in droves. Who wudda thunk? Only question is how many down ballot GOPers go down in flames with the orange pied piper.

  46. 46

    HA HEROES

    lmao.. little maxwipe butt plugg, you’re making it too damn easy.

    It takes a HERO to deal with a ZERO like YOU!

    Get it butt plugg???

    I have said it before

    zzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzz….

    and I will say it again:

    zzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ…

    YLB blah, blah, blah…

    Yawwwwn.. Circle jerk with that other troll who’s called out to you in this thread. Way more comments than yours truly. An average of 11 or so A DAY since it started trolling here.. One one time it EARNED the title:

    Babble-on 13…

    You’re such a silly little butt plugg maxwipe. It’s obvious why you’ve returned here. YOU HATE US. If Drumpf wins, you wanna gloat.

    Understandable. After dealing with hateful ZEROES like you for many years (since 2004), we’re not above gloating ourselves.. So keep being an asshole. It’s all entertainment to us.

    Things are looking up for those you HATE on November 8. That’s a REAL date. A REAL ballot is arriving in the mail.. We HA HEROES are dead SERIOUS about those REAL things.

    little maxwipe butt plugg.

  47. 47

    JonnoN @44,

    Great one! The monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch head exploded…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  49. 49

    Being a “hero” on a blog for 12 years is hardly something to brag about…..lolz

    Perhaps it suffers from basementitis?

  51. 51

    @51

    Lest you forget, I dont take this blog, or any others, seriously. I am LMFAO every.single.time.I.post.

    But I am an HA HERO now!

  52. 52

    The majority always lies in the middle….we mock and laugh at you on the far left and fat right.

    …and we are better looking AND more successful. Truth.

  53. 53

    Apparently sock puppeting is A-OK now! I’m from Oregon and as stoooooooooooooooopid as evah!

  54. 54

    Perhaps it suffers from basementitis?

    No it suffers from koro disease. A problem when the pink lace panties are too tight on the scrote!

  57. 57

    @57 If you want to get appointed to the Supreme Court, giving money to the Clinton Foundation probably works better than giving money to Trump.

  58. 58

    “In Democratland… “

    What a nice ring that has.

    Get used to it. You’re going to be living there forever.
    Ha.
    Ha.

  61. 61

    Boob’s back! That’s so exciting!
    Glad to see he was able to overcome his shame enough to be able to get back to the important work of accusing every black man on earth of being an armed robber.
    We can sleep soundly confident in the knowledge that our kkkrusader is vigilant keeping our streets safe for White Supremacy.
    #Apologize?

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