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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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A voter registration day message from the Late Show.

Jimmy Dore: War Criminal George W Bush is having a great time with paint.

Obama: Votes matter.

The 2016 G.O.P./Alt-Right Shit Show:

Jon Batiste: Hey, White people!

Adam Ruins Everything: Why a wall won’t work:

White House: West Wing Week.

Debate is What Catches De Fish:

Stephen: Elizabeth Warren rips Wells Fargo’s CEO a new one.

John Oliver: 2016 Scandals.

Olbermann: How to gauge Clinton’s lead over Drumpf.

Here is how they try to suppress your vote.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    I found the debate interesting, but was expecting it to potentially be a tough fight, especially since both candidates had different primary debates.

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    Oh, and all you holier than thou Evangelical supporters of the Republican nominee, don’t forget to watch the sex tape. This is what you call family values. Eat it!

  6. 6

    Very public spat now playing out between Baltimore’s incompetent mayor and the incompetent Nifong-wannabe prosecuting attorney who never should have brought charges against any of the officers in the Freddie Gray case.

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving pair.

    Unfortunately, the rest of Baltimore suffers as well. Here’s an in-depth analysis of the lethality and rapid worsening thereof in that city, published just yesterday:

    http://data.baltimoresun.com/news/shoot-to-kill/

    People who shoot people in Baltimore turn out to be pretty good at it: If you get a cap in your ass there, a third of the time you won’t survive it.

    Of course, maybe it’s because that cap didn’t enter your ass.

    In Baltimore, the number of fatal head shots rose steadily from about 13 percent two decades ago to 62 percent last year. Meanwhile, the number of cadavers with 10 or more bullets more than doubled in the past decade, according to the Maryland medical examiner’s office, which tallied the bullet wounds at the request of The Sun.

    Now, roughly two-thirds of city homicide victims are either shot in the head or multiple times. Many suffer both fates.

    Guns have also become more deadly, as the weapon of choice for criminals and then law enforcement shifted from the revolver to the semiautomatic pistol, which can fire more bullets without reloading. Nationally, the number of 9 mm and .40-caliber guns taken off the streets surged during the past four years, as seizures of less powerful .22-caliber guns remained relatively flat.

    Unless you’re Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, wherein a cap in his ass is an automatic head shot twofer, ’cause his head is never anywhere else.

  9. 9

    I watched a bit of the Senate and House hearings where lawmakers got to beat up Mr. Stumpf from Wells Fargo. Isn’t is amazing how indignant these pompous asshole politicians can be? They just love to tear into anyone to build popularity points with their constituents. It’s all about getting elected and staying elected.

    Do any of those pompous assholes in the hearings think that they’re actually going to hurt Stumpf? So he walks away with $150 million versus $200 million – he’s still richer than the assholes in the Senate and House.

    It’s time for term limits so we can rid ourselves of the tyranny of professional politicians.

  11. 11

    First the former reality TV and Playboy soft-porn star GOP candidate gives us dick size as a presidential debate subject and this week he entreats the entire nation to watch a sex tape.

    Perhaps Bob, he who posts incessantly about Clinton’s vagina in these threads, can tell us where this is headed.

  12. 12

    (((Goldy))) Retweeted
    Jeff Nichols @backwards_river
    @LPDonovan Nifty find. Trump pressuring his future wife to pose for Playboy. Personally negotiated the fee.

    Meanwhile, #CrookedHillary has handled the negotiations personally, each and every single time she has whored herself out, for decades.

    You really aren’t going to get far trying to make Trump look worse than #CrookedHillary.

    She’s got advantages in experience and policy. Stick with those.

    Oh, and that smuggled audio of her making the rounds today? She sounded far better than when she’s on the stump. Maybe leak more of that.

  13. 13

    @ 11

    You’re mistaken, Steve.

    It’s YLB’s vagina I repeatedly refer to, not #CrookedHillary’s.

  14. 14

    Hey, as long as we’re speaking @ 12 of whoring out relatives, Goldy, don’t neglect this oldie but goodie:

    While filling in as a host Thursday, Shuster was discussing the 27-year-old’s role in Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign with two guests when he asked: “Doesn’t it seem as if Chelsea is sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way?”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....03756.html

    NBC was so apologetic they hired the whore for $600,000 a few years later.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2014/06/13/what-did-nbc-newss-chelsea-clinton-do-for-her-600000-salary/?utm_term=.59deeab10893

    That’s a lot of money. Could instead have been used to hire about a dozen Deathfroggs.

  15. 15

    Gee, now why might I have any reason to openly wonder whether Philando Castile was involved in that convenience store robbery?

    “The case is still active,” a city spokesperson said Friday. “There have been no arrests, and the City of St. Anthony has no one in custody.”

    St. Anthony Police Capt. Jeff Spiess has declined to comment on whether the July 2 robbery is connected in any way to the Castile case. He said just after the July 6 shooting that his department was not investigating any other armed robberies in their coverage area of St. Anthony, Lauderdale and Falcon Heights.

    http://www.twincities.com/2016.....ains-open/

  17. 17

    @ 16

    Think I’ve been pretty clear and consistent that a #CrookedHillary presidency will treat me just fine, YLB. Obama’s presidency has treated me just fine.

    Inequality will widen, in no small part as a result of policies intended to do the opposite of what they cause. Liberals are left to cheer that the rate of the widening inequality is decreasing – see the CEA report just released. That train that left you behind might be slowing down a little, YLB, but you’re still being left further and further behind, aren’t you?

    One need only to be on the correct side of the widening gap, YLB. Pretty soon I won’t be able to hear you. If only that meant I couldn’t smell you, either.

  18. 18

    Fools and their money are easily separated..

    The second is a scheme run by Ian Hawes, a 25-year-old Maryland man who has no affiliation with Trump or his campaign and who has preyed on more than 20,000 unsuspecting donors, collecting more than $1 million in the process…

    Since its launch, the PAC has collected more than $1 million, Hawes told POLITICO. It has reportedly spent $0 on behalf of Trump…

    But the dinner scheme is just the beginning. By late July, Hawes… had launched another website, crookedhillary2016.org, according to Internet domain registration records, and began promoting a contest to revoke her security clearance…

    “We’re raising $1 million dollars from small donors “

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....wes-227486

    Hateful, fearful fools especially.

    Reminds me of the 842,000 dumbasses in 2004 that voted for the “International Man of Diplomacy” Will Baker for no better reason than it had an “R” next to its name.

    Those 842k dumbasses did not succeed with Dino Lossi either. Not for lack of trying.

    Nope, no respect for dumbasses that get their information from Drudge, Breitbart, HotAir, the GatewayIdiot, etc..

  21. 21

    “Inequality will widen, in no small part as a result of policies intended to do the opposite of what they cause.”

    Magic Fake “Conservative” Decoder Ring translation:
    “I admit that supply side is complete and utter bullshit. And I acknowledge it’s contribution to the decline of ideological “conservatism”.

  22. 22

    Inequality will widen, in no small part as a result of policies intended to do the opposite of what they cause.

    Yawwwwn… Like trickle down slap-o-nomics.

    Policies can be fixed..

    Boob, we’re doing just fine at the moment. Putting two kids through college. One is paid for. The other we’ll have to scrape a bit. We have no complaints save for always wrong wing dumbasses.. Dumbasses of all stripes actually.

    Pretty soon I won’t be able to hear you.

    Awwwww. Deafness sucks.. ASL is in your future.

  24. 24

    So he walks away with $150 million versus $200 million – he’s still richer than the assholes in the Senate and House.

    Darrel Issa is worth 357 million and he’s the silliest rich asshole in the Randroid Ryan kook-haus..

    I’d post youtube video to illustrate but the filter won’t let me. Let see if this comment goes through.

    Yay!

  25. 25

    @ 22

    Awwwww. Deafness sucks.. ASL is in your future.

    If you’d get off your knees, YLB, you’d be able to complete a post without some allusion to your oral fixation.

    As far as my hearing, when the time comes, girlfriend, only one finger is necessary for people to tell you what they think of what you’ve go to say.

  26. 26

    @25 Look at you go! Geez Dems are treating you so well boob! Why all the resentment?

    The troll tells us it’s got it made and it’s so freaking miserable.

    Bleeding heart for the less fortunate? Amongst your tribe that is not becoming.

    And you taking it in the shorts for charitable donations?? Boob, you could do a lot better than overpay for a photo op with Melania.

  28. 28

    @26 “Boob, you could do a lot better than overpay for a photo op with Melania.”

    With or without clothes? I assume the prices are different.

  29. 29

    Anyone else just get a freak vision of Trump’s wife posing with a nude Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    You can’t unlive that.

  30. 30

    Hey, ‘froggy, turns out you’ve been doing it wrong all along.

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  32. 32

    At mlb.tv, all remaining baseball games can be watched for free this season. They make you establish an account.

    BoSox/Jays on right now. Bottom of the first.

  35. 35

    @ 34

    One trip per day and longer travel times than the competitor.

    That’s not theoretically liberalized. That’s liberalism in practice.

    The freedom to go bankrupt differently.

  36. 36

    (((Goldy))) @GoldyHA
    When I ran a business, I never lost nearly as much as Trump. That makes me smart! https://twitter.com/noahpinion/status/782400254368808964 …

    And to think the rest of us measured your intelligence by your success in running to the waiting arms of a billionaire when all of your real-world funding sources dried up.

    One has to believe that the source for those few pages of tax returns also has access to the rest of Trump’s tax data..

    If we see them over the next few weeks, the one-year loss Trump suffered may mean something.

    If we don’t, then all you’ve got is speculation and innuendo. Of course, that’s all you’ve usually got.

  38. 38

    @ 37

    See, that’s one of the things about him that scares the shit out of me.

  39. 39

    I’m sure Trump’s insinuations that Hillary is an adulterer are hearsay, and come from Flowers, who heard it from Bill Clinton.

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/09.....-bisexual/

    This disgusts me. Haven’t we come far enough as a society that we can treat the act of consensual carpet-munching for the thing of beauty that it is?

  40. 40

    When the remaining #CrookedHillary emails are dumped, possibly this week according to

    Roger Stone ‏@RogerJStoneJr 14h14 hours ago
    Wednesday@HillaryClinton is done. #Wikileaks.    ,

    we’re all jus’ gonna ignore the illegality of how they were acquired, right?

    ’cause Russia.

  41. 41

    How to get elected president by winning 5 electoral votes.

    http://fivethirtyeight.com/fea.....ew-mexico/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: If Gary Johnson wins New Mexico, and Trump and Clinton split the other electoral votes evenly, the election would go to the House, where Republicans would choose the president. If they don’t like Trump, and many of them don’t, they could pick Johnson, a former Republican governor whose libertarian views align closely with those of many teaparty Republicans.

  42. 42

    @41 Johnson? Don’t think so. How are kook-haus Republicans going to go home and explain their vote to their constituents who voted for Drumpf in record breaking numbers?

    http://www.politifact.com/nort.....votes-eve/

    Will the kook-haus Republicans tell their constituents they were all idiots for supporting Drumpf? Damn, that’d be nice!

    Ok way more people voted against Drumpf but that’s what Republicans get for attracting way too many self-promoting shills aka dwarfs.

    It’s the kulture of klownservaticism these days..

  43. 43

    “we’re all jus’ gonna ignore the illegality of how they were acquired, “

    Nothing illegal about opening your own mail. And wavering, tax paying “conservative” business people everywhere are grateful that the NYT did.
    The Republican nominee for President is not just boorish, uncouth, impatient, and reckless. He’s phenomenally incompetent as well. After this the Republican Party will have to settle for being the party of failed business.
    Sad!

  44. 44

    according to

    Roger Stone ‏@RogerJStoneJr 14h14 hours ago

    Riiiiight. The guy who accuses the Bush family of hiring Hinkley to shoot Reagan. The “911 was an inside job” guy. The guy who wrote a book accusing LBJ of assassinating Kennedy. The guy who also claims the Clintons offed JFK Jr. The Holocaust and Sandy Hook denier. The guy who taught Birferism to Dimwit Donald. That guy.
    Way. To. Fucking. Go. Boob.
    I do believe you are now surpassing that imbecile, self-hating, Fuckwad troll. One bad week for Cheeto Jesus is all it took to put you over the edge. I suppose the really good news is that in your present state of mind you won’t be at all troubled that your political party has devolved into nothing more than a confidence scheme aimed at defrauding aggrieved racist white men out of their disability checks.

  45. 45

    Democrats scored 64,000 targeted new voter registrations on Tuesday alone. That’s one day only and it does not include the local field office tallies, just the Brooklyn based online outreach run from Clinton HQ. Step by step closing in on the record target of 3 million new Democratic voters.
    Meanwhile I have to wonder how many Republican voters quietly tore up their registration cards this week.

  48. 48

    35)Competition in the Long Distance Intercity sector is slow to materialize, but it is growing in the regional tendering process. One example, in the Green-led state of Baden-Wurtenberg, a Dutch(Abellio Rail Deutschland, subsidiary of the Dutch National Railway) and British(Go-Ahead group), recently won contracts.

    http://www.railwaygazette.com/.....no_cache=1

  49. 49

    @ 41, 42

    If it goes to the House, however unlikely that may be, they can elect anyone.

    Anyone.

    Pence. Ryan. Romney. Rubio.

    Rice, for that matter.

    Any GOP entity asked by the House to serve won’t have to campaign. It will probably only agree to serve.

    Look at it this way, libbies. If it can’t be #CrookedHillary, you’d want it to be thrown to the House.

    So would I.

  50. 50

    @ 26

    Whelp, now it is becoming apparent that The Don hasn’t paid any Federal income taxes for around 20 years, and as it was obvious in 2012 that Romney hadn’t paid income taxes for at least the previous ten years and had taken that tax amnesty thing the Bush administration set up in 2005 or so, it seems that these guys are just stupid enough to blame the people that pay all the taxes for not paying enough or doing enough to support the country.

    (Oct. 1) the New York Times published three pages of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s 1995 tax returns, an exclusive that could shed light on one of the biggest issues that has dogged the businessman’s campaign. The news organization also published a statement from Trump’s campaign calling the scoop “illegally obtained” and said a lawyer for Trump is threatening legal action.

    In their letters to the Times, Trump’s campaign and lawyer neither explicitly confirmed nor denied that the pages from the returns, which were mailed anonymously last month to Susanne Craig, a reporter at the paper, are genuine.

    But the catch-22 is that, in order to sue the Times for illegally obtaining his tax returns as his lawyer threatened, Trump would presumably have to admit the returns are authentic. That would give weight to foes’ allegations that he hasn’t been paying federal income taxes like ordinary voters, even if he has managed to avoid them legally. The Trump campaign’s statement comes close to acknowledging the veracity of the documents obtained by the Times, saying “the only news here is that the more than 20-year-old alleged tax document was illegally obtained.”

    source

    Shit, oh dear. Thats a dilly of a pickle.

    You know who The Don’s primary legal advisor is in this matter?

    This guy.

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    For that rapidly shrinking minority of HA libbies who might still be wondering why Deathfrogg is permanentlypersistently unemployed, look no further than @ 50. It really isn’t even necessary to read past his first sentence.

    Joe Taxpayer, you’re subsidizing his existence so he can write this shit.

  53. 53

    @ 51

    Aww, too many big words for you?

    Need I remind you that it isn’t the Liberals who have been campaigning on calling decorated combat veterans cowards, and insisting that the United States Constitution only applies to the Federal Government and not the States.

    Now that The Don seems to be in a serious stew about being called out on his own cowardice during the Vietnam War, and people seem to be noticing that six bankruptcies seemed to leave him wealthier rather than poorer, like such things do to working people, it is rather obvious that the only way he can appear to win this election is by attempting to control who controls the counting of the votes.

    But, being an utter imbecile, a buffoon, a pathological liar and a brazen thief of some notoriety just isn’t enough to convince enough people to vote for his flabby orange ass.

    On a side note, my cousin who spent the better part of 35 years “treating” sex offenders (really, trying to convince them that their acts of child rape and such are in fact real crimes ) in various Washington State Prisons, has stated that there is likely a better than 90% chance that The Don has in fact, fucked his own daughters. He shows every symptom and presents every rationale such people do while under treatment during their incarceration.

    Thus, it would be quite likely it would have started when they were very young, as most such offenders tend to start their molestations when the girls are around 3-4 years old, and the first intercourse happens when they’re around the age of 8 or 9, although often quite earlier than that.

    If a high school dropout can present a medical diagnosis of a Presidential candidate, or a State Governor can promote a diagnosis offered by a specialist in a completely unrelated field when attempting to ramrod a Bill of Attainder though their State’s Legislature, then a Ph.D with nearly 40 years experience in the relevant field can sure as shit offer an opinion on a similar situation.

    Especially when that individual seems to openly display a certain disregard for the truth and dismisses easily checked facts when discussing other things.

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